ALL OF r/ITEMSHOP

[@WraifGaming720]

I imagine each episode of this series is just another tier of the shop that you need a specific level to unlock

[@scarletto99]

One day i will make a game that has these items and this same level/tier item unlocking system you described

[@quythai68]

this is the whole cataloge. also would the shop replace the items or do they become another section?

[@maltedmilkball2985]

it's like a mall, and you unlock a whole new store thts involved with the specific game mechanic you unlocked in the last area- like upgrades n such

[@nathanmad1230]

​@@scarletto99please do

[@iamwoke322]

11:20 *Meow! (Buy something, will ya?)

[@Kiwismoof]

1:52:38 "Somebody find The Click! We finally found him a duck!" caught me SO off guard but made me so happy. XD

[@Kath2378]

Lexi has her own channel where I've seen her having a Mango and Emotional Support Demon, so I wasn't that surprised, but it still made me happy

[@Kiwismoof]

@@Kath2378 I'll have to visit her channel! I always adore her segments in these vids!

[@jessiealexi7094]

@@Kath2378 wait shes the click?????

[@Kath2378]

@@jessiealexi7094 What, no, she owns his plushies, so I know she knows who he is

[@Crickets_Territory]

100th like (no one cares)

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

I will never get over Robin’s obsession with misunderstanding what he’s reading and blaming the writer.

[@duckified.]

RIGHT. "messages!!... MASSAGES, oh my god." like DUDEEEE you got it right the first time 😭

[@westonmarks925]

It makes me so happy when the Reddit commentary community references each other. Only thing left to do is for Click to shoutout Emkay in a video.

[@absolutezehr0h]

A crossover better than endgame

[@DoughnutThatIsIdle]

I want someone to make a game made from r/ItemShop and r/Bossifight

[@ToCa-nn9pl]

This need to be made

[@LeonGais]

Game makers make this this is a threat

[@angyboi7969]

But what will we do for minibosses, areas of the map, or even just normal enemies?

[@LeonGais]

Make the followers of the bosses or mini versions

[@Simplifried]

I’m on it, bro. You’ll see it in like 3 months

[@The_grimaldi2]

FINALLY THE FULL ITEM SHOP

[@reyninoanargya647]

YEA

[@buddyy9558]

YEHA WE ARE FINALLY HERE YEEEESSSSS❤❤❤❤❤

[@zaydenmYT]

WOOOOOOO

[@standard2010love]

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

[@truffleknight7260]

The full item shop so far! There is probably going to be a sequel or at least DLC

[@Local_saiyan]

Lexi at this point helps me be happy just with just the voice hearing them have fun doing what they do love yah Lexi ❤️

[@johnnyRandomadness]

She seems like she enjoys this the most

[@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu]

Imagine if every single item could move and do things and they are after you, you can only choose one item choose wisely

[@eyesofdeath01]

do I get to use the items I kill?

[@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu]

No you can only have one item you can’t have multiple item

[@eyesofdeath01]

@@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu then give me that peppa pig sword, we’re gonna rip and tear until it is done.

[@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu]

@@eyesofdeath01 sure why not. Wait what happens if you cook it will it get different stats

[@eyesofdeath01]

@@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu probably inflicts fire damage or somethin’ like that

[@hmmmhmmm001]

There is no amount of insanity or drugs that would make me trust Jack's food opinions

[@absolutezehr0h]

What about drugs AND insanity?

[@MitzoSchizo]

Not even the sugar free sugar?

[@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp]

Or the dehydrated water

[@foxbladeuk]

21:22 Lexi, you can in fact go to a pet shop and buy things for yourself. No-one will know. You're welcome 😄

[@Maple_Rose]

9:32 lexi saying "that's me! :D" is so wholesome omg

[@ArtemisAYO]

Lexi == peak

[@DENNTHERATT]

lexi is so amazing😭

[@unknown20005]

i appreciate the bioshock infinite reference with the one drink that makes you shoot crows out of your hands

[@TheEeveeLeader]

made me so happy im glad someone else caught it

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

Technically that drink was the 1890's Coca-Cola bottle design.

[@TheEeveeLeader]

@@jaytrashwade1-1 yeah but still Lexi made a reference bc it the one in the game looks similar

[@TheEeveeLeader]

I dont remeber who the narrator was if it wasnt Lexi.

[@thebadoleshub]

I played that game on my PS3 back at 2020 and holy I was STUCK in that one part in that blimp thing and the owl robot thing is your ally and god dammit it was that hard....

[@DarkStar-nw8ee]

1:44 Cats are actually really op in the early game, you carry them in your inventory, pet them once, then let them run off back into the wild. They give a 10% movement speed buff and double your XP for 2-3 minutes, and they usually cost less than all the potions being sold. It does depend on the city though. They can even work better with the 2:08 Elemental dice, since they are affected by the dice’s XP buff.

[@greenguyd]

me personaly, the dice by themselves arent that good in early game, but are necessary in late game.

[@Sleepingcatgaming191]

Cats are op *forever* plus 50 cuteness, plus 50 courage

[@Daya337]

Unpopular Opinion : In DND :: Charisma is NOT beauty, it is the ability to communicate. Some of you are gonna go, "yes it is", right ok so do you find that 20 cha goblin bard to look good as a Human? The one trying to literally eat your actual face off? Beauty should be defined by the averages of the stats the character finds attractive, as it is a subjective thing dependent on a persons view point.

[@munchycrunchybread]

i mean ill be honest i dont think thats an unpopular opinion. ive literally never heard it defined as beauty before, just the ability to be charming, in essence

[@RegiArt7]

@@munchycrunchybreadTo be charming or to influence. I wouldn’t call a radical political speaker or a dangerous cult leader charming, but they have the ability to control and influence people.

[@Earthstar_Review]

It's that force of influence that's used to resist banishment, although I do think it would be funny to consider the charisma save a check to convince the plane you're on that you're cool enough to stay.

[@caffeineandmemes]

I always looked at it as the level of charm you have. People are willing to overlook a LOT if you’re charming. If you say all the right words, you can get at least one person to follow you

[@jayduthie8857]

Lexi saying “I want to be violently trans” is the highlight of my day. (Coming from a trans person who also isn’t a Star Wars fan but wants to buy a pride saber to be ✨violently trans✨) 1:26:15

[@draalttom844]

Actual savers are more lesbian like and star treck weapons are created by left wing activists

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

I'll just be regular trans, thankyouverymuch...

[@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp]

I’m trans so fuck it IM GONNA SLAY MY ENEMIES WITH THE TRANS SABER

[@westinhess6864]

13:44 Lexi: There is like 3 jokes that come to mind, I'm not going to say any of them Me (Who wants to hear every thought in Lexi's mind): Danmmit.

[@sanrodger7291]

Huh?

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

That crystal dagger isn't 3,000 years old. That's from 3,000BC, which means it's 5,000 years old. So even _more_ cursed than Lexi realised. Eep.

[@s_oba]

I like how the older something is, the more cursed it is

[@dylanskruit249]

19: 15 I just KNEW Lexi would DIE at the useless man programming in Java. 😂😂😂

[@dumbdog7411]

You already know I'm dumping my life savings into this game.

[@SeverelyUndercaffeinated]

14:00 Bros helmet got shrunk in the wash lol

[@elizabethmidoriya8412]

1:38 GRIM!(only people who've watched dan will know)

[@chloesclouds3641]

“and just a little of other worldly power” Lexi scares me 😂

[@juliancann249]

The Kraken Fruit at 1:47:12 is probably a Buddha's Hand Fruit (Citrus medica sarcodactylis) which is in the same family as lemons (called Rutaceae) but has no juice and is often used for just the zest.

[@Tomanyfuckingfandoms]

Lexi being violently trans since the start of the universe and I salute

[@Emberswildwolfers]

YEAHH

[@johnnyRandomadness]

She will be violent

[@Chaosman701]

I love that Lexi was already thinking of item synergies

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

3:27 Someone do the math on how long it'd take that bullet to realistically reach Jupiter

[@th4t1kand1k1d.]

Realistically speaking, it would never reach Jupiter, as it would fly away

[@Ivy_Offline_Official]

but you just- huh- why- YAL R QUICK I SWEAR

[@simritagop]

Here's a tip if you have something stained with turmeric: toss it in the sun for a few hours. Its pure magic I swear

[@hsmichael]

my feeling is, if the cat isn't allergic to turmeric, just let it go. You'd be able to tell your cat from a distance and no vermin will annoy the kitty.

[@th4t1kand1k1d.]

* i know rightt!! its sooo cool!!

[@ajayramsey9133]

hope everyone relizes if they become a furry keeping that fur clean will be a pain

[@Dragging_on]

I love how Lexi asks Publix if they’re drunk.

[@awesomestyles]

To anyone from the EmKay team that sees this: I think some of the timestamps are a bit off for this video. I'll correct them in this comment. 25:12 This one's right, but I don't know why the first two posts from the original video aren't here. 45:18 Also right, but where's the first post in the original video? "send help"'s timestamp should be 1:02:02. 1:12:06 Correct, but the first three posts from the original video are gone. "drink it"'s timestamp should be 1:56:56. With all that being said, it's not every day that an EmKay compilation with "ALL OF" in the name has every single video covering the subreddit in it. Neat.

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

13:36 question, what happens if Kirby consumes the Peppa pig sword?

[@goldensun1167]

1:21:30 “ I just wanna put strawberries on all the forks and I don’t know why” add whip cream to the spoons and you got me a deal Lexi!

[@brieoconnor9824]

Chopsticks were rated wayyyy too low in the eating meta. I can understand being a bit lower than knife and fork in speed and agility, but not that much lower.

[@addicted_to_coffee]

I love how Guaraná became a dangerous item in the reddit lore book lmao Leave my lil eye berry alone,Guaracamp is delicious _search it up_

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb]

3:34 Oh! I almost forgot my lunchcase.

[@Pestilence-be-gone]

Not even people contracted with the pestilence would stoop that low.

[@frozendragon1874]

i'm not sure why, but i want most of the items in this subreddit as actual items in a game, some might not be the best, but at least it'd add more diverse items than basic copies most games have of basically reskinned items.

[@andistansbury4366]

Itemshop and bossfight should merge to create IRLRPG

[@EZside]

I believe you mean a LARP

[@NankitaBR]

The "eye berries" are Guaraná, a fruit native from the amazon that gives you a huge boost of energy, similar to coffee, when you drink a juice of it. Also, there is a very famous soda from Brazil made out of it that you can find in shops that sell Latin American foods (just ask for Guaraná and they will point it out for you)

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

I thought they were ackee fruit from Jamaica

[@Acjaxfla]

Cool

[@christinesizemore3]

EmKay/Click was not a crossover I was ever expecting to see! 1:52:35

[@jerrythecrab]

Robin: Best narrator (in my opinion) Lexi: Best vibes (in my opinion) Damien: Best Memer Jack: *Exists*

[@bored1428]

2:37 scared the living shit out of me. I was half asleep and thought a wasp or big ass insect was in my room😭

[@Toocan7]

frog = cool

[@philipryan1829]

Did damien never do itemshop?

[@artsyhoodies]

The crunchy chick was one my edgy phase's favorite Fable II items. Now I only use it when I need a bunch of negative karma.

[@Karagianis]

17:14 "When we get back, its sandwich time" Rock and stone miners.

[@entitybugbo]

you should made the title "BESTSELLING OF r/ITEMSHOP" missed an opportunity tbh

[@flomstuff-kk7fn]

0:54 The cursed variant is an enchanted book called the "villain origin story"

[@enderman812]

To robin The cuteness that has a chance of distracting the enemy The side effects for the enemy have been distracted. The distracted enemy cannot attack

[@bellablue5285]

I have the bone dog, he hangs out on my front porch and has freaked out a couple delivery people when my dogs inside the house started barking Also the giant tennis balls - they're at Five Belowand ya can get them online too (my dogs love them)

[@ToCa-nn9pl]

The bots are still here

[@Cane4092]

Bot

[@Berries_alt]

Bot

[@Love_this_feeling]

I live in Memphis, where the bass pyramid is, and the fudge and candy shop is overpriced, but the candy, toasted walnuts, and fudge are AMAZING! The clothes and dog and cat toys are good quality and even the guns they sell and ammo is amazingly manufactured.

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

1:03:11 pink and black. i have body image issues so thats obvious, and black just sounds cool also 1:04:07 I NEED THESE NOW!!!

[@MrPurple_cat]

4:48 I love democracy.

[@alfred2744]

PaLpAtInE?!?!??

[@stephenmason556]

Once a year, emkay needs to post a video that’s a mix of one video from every month 😌 trust me I make sense

[@elireishere]

5:30 I should show this to my mom, she's still upset about hitting a rabbit. And then when we got back to the rental place, there was a rabbit in the driveway just waiting there. To haunt her.

[@quentinstayskull2464]

Not here for the Megamind dissing! That movie is the shit!

[@greyson2344]

By leveling up Charisma, you also level up Intimidation.

[@Er-gu1yd]

You have blessed us with two uploads in 30 minutes

[@gnomewithaglobe]

0:49 ah yes a family heirloom

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

43:02 you can determine if it is a bouncy ball or Gumball by throwing it on the ground if it's a gumball it now only provides 40 HP and if it's a bouncy ball you now know not to consume it

[@gavinjenkins899]

The flintlock axe definitely should not have a big sharp point going backward, because recoil...

[@zioneaton]

Only people strong enough to handle recoil can use it to weed out the weaklings duh

[@squidguset]

As someone who hasn't seen a single second of this video, good video

[@ianq155]

12:14 it’s a special scooby-doo and shaggy item to equip it you have have those characters selected

[@heliomar]

Cool

[@Gachaandwaffles]

Congratulations ur first!

[@heliomar]

ok

[@ToCa-nn9pl]

Seesh

[@Ghostfighter797]

There are so many items to buy, I can't decide what to get first.

[@luadesu8548]

10:23 it's always a surprise to me when people don't know and have never seen guaraná. Most soda brands in Brazil have guaraná flavor option. It tastes very good despite it's weird appearance

[@WhyGooseberry156]

24:45 I have a can of dehydrated water! It really is just air. Here are some quotes directly from the can: "Just add water!" "16oz Can Makes Up to Infinite Gallons!" "100% Organic • BPA-Free • Low-Sodium • Lightweight • Magical • Yes, This is Real" INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Empty contents into any sized container. 2. Add water to taste 3. Drink then question your life choices. PLEASE NOTE: 1. Final product is undrinkable when frozen. 2. Evaporates rapidly. 3. If you believe in yourself, anything in possible. PRAISE FOR DEHYDRATED WATER: "I saved SO much weight on my last camping trip. Thanks Witty Yeti!" -Cheryl S. from Topeka. "Just add wine for a relaxing morning pick-me-up." -Jim P. From Tallahassee "Wait. What in-the-hell is dehydrated water? That doesn't even make sense. What the hell are you doing with your life? I mean, honestly." -My Mother From Every Time I See Her

[@hydrated-air2427]

24:55 my archenemy has turned into a can..

[@ultrarad954]

14:26 I imagine the dragon priest this mask belongs to isn’t seen or heard of in game because he never left his room

[@Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo]

I hope I have enough Dubloons today, i'm sure these will be quite expensive!

[@totosk]

23:51 copper stuff look really cool but it will leave a blue oxide on your skin as a debuff

[@TheReallestArtemis]

8:30 image that thing chain firing 💀💀💀💀

[@lorivaldez4839]

This is gonna be good! Happy Friday EmKay🎉

[@F1br1o]

40:58 Speaking of pancakes, I love it when pancakes aren't fully done and it's still gooey on the inside, best thing ever

[@AgentDan]

When is there an No more shitty ads in the shoplist

[@PBalint817]

7:40 how did noone point out that you don't know how to say lasagna lmao

[@D0ggiesRUL3]

“15% chance to find co- ermmm” had me laughing my cheeks off Also Lexi why did you have such a hard time with the “cloning fox”

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

that one dice manufacturer was like "yo dawg I heard you like dice so I put some dice in your dice so when you break it you have the same number of dice"

[@REALITYSANILLUSION]

The washing-toad thing i was expecting a literal frog dressed in a George Washington outfit

[@REALITYSANILLUSION]

1:33:42 BILL HAS BLESSED THE TREE!

[@Ultranger]

So if Lexi is Void Kitty, and Jack is Jack-of-All-Trades, what is Robin?

[@cjtheboi1918]

Dick Grayson

[@Ultranger]

@@cjtheboi1918 very clever XD

[@cjtheboi1918]

@@Ultranger Hey, you asked and I answered

[@CheeseGod-mf4fv]

the biggest bird

[@meowatthesun_5256]

The Cthulu fruit is called a buddahs hand. It is basically entirely lemon peel but sweeter; perfect for zesting.

[@Ghiaman1334]

17:39 Have you heard of this anime called JoJo-

[@mas07gamer48]

The guy holding the sword of up would instantly have a higher kill count than me if he was in minecraft which is impressive

[@littlebird000]

20:27 this looks like that type of weapon that has a special kill animation where it just eats the enemy and then if u eat like 500 enemies u get a special cutscene and becomes mythical rarity and instantly becomes the most op weapon out there

[@Jamafly]

I love the quiet "aren't all scissors knives..."

[@Random_Antifurry]

2:28 spoon: DESC: honestly nothin much to say here... basic but really good, best for beginners.. well rounded STATS (out of 50): Agility: 18 Speed: 35 Capacity: 27 Style: 25 BONUSES/SKILLS: NONE PRICE: given to you after tutorial spork: DESC: that one hat that looks like sh*t but has godly stats, for people who want gameplay, NOT style. STATS: Agility: 35 Speed:40 Capacity: 45 Style: 7 BONUSES/SKILLS: Active skill: after a short windup (1.5 secs), Dash forward, dealing dmg (25 sharp dmg) opponent gets knocked back a bit, if windup gets interrupted, instead, stab victim for 5 sharp damage fork n' spoon: fast, stylish, weak hands: easy mode fork (beta version): hard mode chopsticks: fashionably bad, makes you look cool ill do the rest later, im tired

[@OverZeliousPenguin]

15:04 I like to think that the heavy breathing noises from gas mask actually make choir sounds for this mask

[@CloudStrifesFursona]

25:35 Even Sephiroth thinks that katana is rediculous

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

18:26 for this to be possible, they have to draw an average of just barely under 92.592592… [925.925 recurring divided by 10] Dollars per second. Math: 3600 seconds=1 hour 1 000 000 Dollars/3 hours That.

[@williansnobre]

3:15 if that was a Magic the Gathering card there would be one extra quote after the description of the card effect

[@magmacube654]

skull scythe [Two handed Wizard weapon] {+1'00000000 Death Necromancy type magic} {[Bonus: Minus 100 soul cost for each necromancy spell}] Abilities: Can someone a skeleton Shield to protect you and also Can summon 20 skeletons at a time And has a 1% chance to summon the ouraBoris Bottom text

[@jennyb9065]

Lexi that was 100% my reaction to the ketchup water at 1:21:01

[@VelvetteTheBackboneOfTheVees]

Tem shop? Like undertale? 0:35 NIGHTMARE’S APPLE

[@DeltaruneFanPipis]

I THOUGHT THE SAME!!!!

[@JulieParsons-g5o]

Booker catch had me on the floor😂

[@Bandu_Randomized]

57:38 Toe Jammer has had enough shit

[@clydenorthrup5484]

1:47:18 I believe these are called citrons, thet are a real fruit from the east, mostly rind, and believed to be the common ancestor of all citrus fruits.

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

True story to the Hematite Ring Lore: My mother and I both bought one from the shop that was attached to a Therapist's office I used to frequent... I still have my ring somewhere (It's been around 10 years or so, maybe a little less)... My mother's however... The moment she had paid for it and was attempting to put it on, managed to drop AND shatter it across the floor of the building. It fits her perfectly.

[@Qualnias]

Just to be a stickler for accuracy... The sword that was Broken is Narsil. Aragorn had it reforged by the great elven smiths of Lothlorien into Andúril. So, the sword she got was Andúril, not Narsil.

[@teh_supar_hackr]

There must be an RPG that has all of r/itemshop's items and r/neckbeardRPG's quests in it