ALL OF r/MINECRAFTMEMES

[@andistansbury4366]

For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.

[@killedbycrit]

Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies

[@alsowow]

@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke” They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it

[@whoisanarnb]

@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version

[@NickLogoAbk2913]

@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8

[@andistansbury4366]

0:35

[@higuys9789]

1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it

[@suca-nehga-deak]

"no adult plays Minecraft" HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?

[@jazzwilliams7040]

Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.

[@rjmarcelona9270]

Every Minecraft hardcore KZbinr is also a adult

[@aceofspades1.0]

The life series:

[@XDLR]

Old Minecraft KZbinrs that still play Minecraft:

[@panic_lov3108]

Philza Minecraft has a wife.

[@GasterBlaster36]

"I kill glow squids for fun." "Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?" "They won the mob vote."

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

Me who kills Squids and Glow Squids for fun: "Amateurs..."

[@ackg]

Same with sniffers and armadillos

[@mvpmedia3034]

Sniffers are good

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

@@mvpmedia3034 yes

[@Mrswknife]

@@ackg why do you do that? Both of them are good the sniffer finds flowers And the armadillo actually you should kill the armadillo

[@CelestialHart]

A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.

[@qlx-i]

Mending

[@alsowow]

I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go

[@JunrMttrs]

same

[@WildEagle-sb5kx]

11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE

[@kirbomatic1573]

9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!

[@horseboi189]

4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog

[@andistansbury4366]

Do you mean Temmie?

[@GedanJ]

​@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog. It was one of the console achievements i believe.

[@tEmMiEyAyAyA]

PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions

[@gigglenose1990]

undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones

[@dinoshaz1909]

37:33 please explain a mans curiosity cannot die out so easily

[@infinitygaming8545]

There is one unloaded chunk

[@Immortalbuckethead]

🎉

[@coltonblake5748]

22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven. Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.

[@KitaraFloof]

10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border

[@Muho_is_me]

Yeah i cant belive people dont do that its VERY practical

[@AGayCherri]

My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock.. It disables achievements

[@CheeseSummoner]

well I can't do anything but here's some cheese

[@clairebarnes9515]

i played bedrock to this sucked

[@krystofderner-ge4fq]

Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends

[@NathanMerritt-k3r]

I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

​@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG

[@Clazzette]

1:41 As a player of both games, yes, all we do is sit and click throughout the monstrous set of obstacles and die at 99% to start again

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it

[@IridiumA03]

7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.

[@Musicbee3945]

My god why didn’t I think of that

[@OnionTheSquid]

7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet

[@CottonPie327]

THANKS

[@Irisgeneral]

Why does this make so much sense?

[@tunisiaball8124]

Thank you

[@Ilikeajaw]

67w93a

[@OnionTheSquid]

@@Ilikeajaw 93rd week of the year?

[@boysrback4537]

4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE

[@Abigblueworld]

Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel

[@whoisanarnb]

Compilation*

[@Abigblueworld]

gammer@@whoisanarnb

[@andistansbury4366]

Idk it seems pretty complicated to me

[@expgaming3658]

Hope it wasn’t too complicated

[@Abigblueworld]

I can't spill@@expgaming3658

[@cdawgo7670]

1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol

[@jacksongrantham4848]

4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days

[@MinTea14]

Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms

[@toranstarfall1058]

Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.

[@PixelPlays645GG]

Beacon Podium Materials

[@angelcaru]

The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))

[@LexMcSwing]

Those few techno references got me right in the heart

[@ilikotsagareishvili9364]

can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO

[@danniisgay4884]

Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up

[@The_HOrizon19]

Tru bruh they hit hard

[@clayton2921]

​@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no

[@AllSeeingEyeDoritoManEdition]

this is a smart person.

[@HappyMagolor2]

18:39 As a kid I yearned for the mines

[@maxdurica3498]

"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head

[@NathanMerritt-k3r]

yes

[@NOVABLASTER]

It's whole head is the soft spot

[@Breakvan.]

56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.

[@worldstudios999]

ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build

[@Mike1zKool]

YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

[@asap._.d1rt]

this right here oh my GOD

[@katkat_the_cat]

19:50 oh my god that sound 😭

[@superlife2091]

Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18

[@Mike1zKool]

Fr

[@puffychip69]

2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay

[@Game_Blox9999]

In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!

[@limamasten]

1:21:32 now, you are not realizing the possibility, Steve can carry up to 62208 items using (and not including) shulker boxes, any number of them can be netherite blocks, each netherite block is 4 gold blocks,

[@limamasten]

Each gold block weighs 42,549 pounds, therefore one netherite block weighs more than 170,196 pounds,

[@limamasten]

Steve can carry far over 10587552768 pounds,

[@limamasten]

That is 5,293,776.384 tons,

[@limamasten]

A b-17 Flying Fortress weighs about 27 tons

[@limamasten]

Minecraft Steve can carry about 196065.792 b-17 Flying Fortresses

[@RAJF24]

The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-

[@niilaw]

this is sarcasn right?

[@RAJF24]

@@niilaw no

[@niilaw]

grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an

[@RAJF24]

@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r

[@niilaw]

@@RAJF24mk

[@aprilbrandon3441]

1:40 CLICKCLICKCLICK

[@Clipsey513]

For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.

[@LocalBritishMinecrafter]

30:01 Robin: ‘Gree-on’ Me: *YHS flashbacks*

[@Not_avainYT]

Stop this is so real 😭

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png

[@haruthefallen]

1:40 I did not expect to see Geometry Dash xD GG's Dolphy

[@raquelvillarroel9725]

You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all

[@raxusveritas]

Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/

[@Zoba3301]

r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_

[@Spyro-y2m]

30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows I choked on my muffin when I heard this

[@LordEpos]

Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.

[@alsowow]

It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation) I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar

[@thegongoozler69]

this is multiple different narrators

[@DragonGamer509]

4:18 Now there is 😂

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

Exactly what I was gonna say

[@Liam_undertaleFAN]

Yeah it came out

[@siltstridersftw]

Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall. Worked like a charm!

[@Your_Local_Moron]

I miss this, it was so useful

[@frxsted_wyd]

6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.

[@Axolautism]

1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven

[@goldenmaster8952]

What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!

[@xornoth]

i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues

[@CaptainCloudyNWhiskers]

1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect

[@Waxed_Exposed_Cut_Copper_Stair]

7:45 the pig with a crown...

[@remyhawkgamer5361]

Where-

[@Protogen_friend]

​@@remyhawkgamer5361 technoblade😢

[@Protogen_friend]

F in chat

[@anthonydahl-yl8vn]

10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn

[@HACPOA_279]

1:43:36 im picking the fire guy (phoenixSC) because he can code. this is assuming he is aloud to code

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.

[@MinTea14]

Aren't they based on snapping turtles?

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.

[@JuniBowman]

8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

6:31 You think you'll have a cloud or an aglet? No, this is master mode, where everything is made out of 65% more pain per pain

[@tttITA10]

40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.

[@Maybedunno.]

11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious

[@sharkjumpingwalrus6744]

One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.

[@Mile_Noukin]

2:00:18 was not expecting them in here, but that is a valid Edgeworth and Kay interaction 😂

[@leeuhm_X]

wow bro watched this far

[@TheAstralWitch]

6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

2:37 that's why terraris has a loyal fanbase, the creator plays their own game. They understand how the play experience is

[@masterpotato327]

42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?

[@SoupPupFilms1086]

When people say they got Minecraft for $10: What if I told you it could be free

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U

[@Spearmint4]

Cool. I’m scared of your friend.

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

@puppythewingedwuskyshepered

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

@@Spearmint4 He says "Heh"

[@Spearmint4]

@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.

[@justyourcasualupsidedownma9827]

4:10 we also have golden carrots (the best food item in the game), powered rail for farms and trasportation and lastly, pigling trading

[@Khronically-online-kat]

19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT... I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES Nether ack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak planks Nether rak Neather rak (I forgot) Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Wool Oak plank U U Prismeruren If you read it in a row it spells never gunna give you up

[@Kunny-m3q]

i don't get it

[@connormcmullen3226]

6:41 this is unrelated but I love how they put shadow of the colossus in there, it's such a forgotten game that I don't see people talking about much anymore.

[@frostbiteplayz9146]

19:00 it says never gonna give you up Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke

[@electricblade3]

It just happened to me to

[@UnluckiestNoofer]

I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting

[@HeroFighter-bm3nn]

‏‪44:21‬‏ The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.

[@starfirei3356]

14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!

[@Louzestra]

1:36 as a GD player, i can relate to this 👍

[@Dinostickynotes]

2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing

[@jacobsmith9723]

1:34:31 The weirdest thing about this is the Influx Waver, Arkhails, and Diamond Bunny all from Terraria.

[@UndertaleLover1997]

The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.

[@yangchenlhamo7537]

People be like: Sniffer will bring lore, an archeology update, an ancient times update, new plants which'll give you 700 thousand effects, a new house and a car. What sniffer actually gave: Useless stew and decorations and the archeology update just gave us A BUNCH OF USELESS SLABS.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

0:29 thats the orginal bed color

[@HecAltRn8Rim]

14:35 reasons that it’s false include 1 blaze rod = 2 powder (If the crafting recipe existed) 2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods 2 rods = 4 powders and so on

[@Jugodeuranio]

Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore

[@andistansbury4366]

Q

[@_.V01D._]

10:10 Nah nah nah have you seen that with a two witches?! It goes on forever 😭

[@XD-tw4uj]

1:40 he doesnt know

[@moonbow3641]

He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out

[@dammmmyy]

Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that

[@brinefilopolski33]

S T R A I G H T F L Y

[@OmegaEOT]

5:00 I loved the meme, but the "why are you reading the watermark" in the corner almost got me

[@hampter3819]

I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best

[@Monkeymario.]

9:58 what about "the lingering potion of the turtle master"

[@3xtremelamborghini]

Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.

[@hello4fghr]

59:32 SLIMECICLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY EMKAY VIDEO

[@Waxed_Exposed_Cut_Copper_Stair]

9:55 hi im here

[@KillstreakCalamity]

is that the best minecraft block "waxed exposed cut copper stairs"?

[@Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--]

1:26 I think the reason it says that was the image is from 2022 because youtube doesnt update something to say like in this example 3 years exact from its post dat meaning the screenshot was taken frim befor it had been exactly 3 years since the originial comment was made making it look like they were both from 2019

[@TheNoiseRator]

7:43 the jeb sheep

[@AestusReborn]

“You like Minecraft? Name every coordinates” “*inhales*”

[@IdcIdc700]

Yk that means beyond the end of the world void and the world is inf (even though there is a boundary)

[@Abigblueworld]

This channel truly mines us some diamond content here :D

[@dimensionlord1770]

Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table

[@ampisbadatthis]

if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?

[@funni_moksi69]

The ender pearl is an alien pearl Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl

[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless

[@ArtemisAYO]

Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable

[@BaTTx]

Noo we love robin and lexi

[@Moooshmellow]

A really easy thing i like to do in order not to get lost while caving is to always carry a notebook on me with all cordinates to important landmarks: Home, Cave, Village, Nether Portal, End Portal, etc. You can also make a seperate notebook for the Nether and the End, however i would strongly encourage having multiple copies of the same book incase you die and loss it.

[@Bjornson77]

Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"

[@Sunflowertheleafwing]

So as a Minecraft nerd I want to explain some miscommunications about neutral mobs 1. Spiders during the day will only attack you if you attack them. 2. Polar bears only attack if you get to close

[@sabugui]

why do kids say first what the hell

[@PineappleElephant68]

first reply

[@Axolautism]

third reply

[@Blindbush]

Fourth reply

[@Fentlover1]

stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.

[@kristennespoli7387]

@@Fentlover1 fifth

[@alternativebeel852]

The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.

[@Netherite-pik]

13:39 the power is out here because of the storm

[@Netherite-pik]

The storm was because of hurricane Beryl

[@cuberten]

1:42 bro summoned the entire GD community