THE BEST OF r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE

[@alyxanderson6213]

As a person who had befriended many crows near every place I've ever lived, I can confirm they are wonderful and do, in fact, bring you gifts. They're also very intelligent, and if you teach one crow to talk, they will teach each other and pass it down the generations. They will also come when called, which means you can summon a murder of crows with a whistle if you play your cards right.

[@TarisLuna]

I really want to try and befriend a flock of crows with my kids. Im just waiting for winter so our offerings are more likely to be accepted.

[@alyxanderson6213]

@TarisLuna 100%. It's very fun. Btw crows really like boiled eggs, bacon, corn or peanuts. Just try not to overfeed high fat stuff like bacon, cause it's not great for them to have high fat all the time. Raw beef is also a favorite of our neighborhood crows.

[@TarisLuna]

@@alyxanderson6213 thank you for the tips👍

[@alyxanderson6213]

@@TarisLuna no worries, happy to help spread the love for crows!

[@luvjaii9190]

I was confused at first because I thought you were talking about cows and not crows.

[@tobypossum7386]

For the chest binding question Robin asked: It shouldn't hurt unless there's something wrong. GC2B binders kinda hurt because they totally tanked the quality of their binders. Some people do have more sensitive chests though, and squishing them down can hurt just a little. Edit! Do bind safely. Prolonged wear can cause issues with your chest area, and can compress the ribs a bit too much. Best thing is to get a binder that is at least a size bigger than you think you'll need. Don't wear it to sleep, don't wear it in water, and don't wear it for over 8 hours at a time. I had some really bad binding habits and had to stop wearing a binder about two years ago. I got top surgery this year though, so I'll not have to worry about it again!

[@darkstarr984]

Yeah. I don’t hurt from it, but if it’s badly done, too tight, or too long, it may hurt. This despite being highly sensitive to touch, the pressure doesn’t hurt.

[@Gio_shroom]

Adding to this, it’ll also hurt if you leave your binder on for too long like overnight or something. you always gotta make sure to bind safely.

[@cryptidcorvid]

and for more context! if there is pain, its usually rib pain from wearing a binder too long, not so much actual boob pain

[@jakestrider3565]

When I used to wear a gc2b binder back in 2016 I had some issues with my nipples chaffing so I'd have to wear bandages over my nips so be mindful if you have sensitive nips

[@mrs.samuel.L.jackson]

Ridley Hargitay theistic Carthage

[@aaronalkor]

3:37 Fun Fact: Pink was original meant to signify boys, because pink is a very loud color. Whereas blue was meant to signify girls, because they were "dainty"

[@thymecrafter]

man gender roles are stupid

[@BamBam_TYM]

I’ve always like pink growing up. As a boy I would get shit. As a man, It makes even more sense to like pink.

[@Peppermint_Puff]

@@BamBam_TYMas a girl who likes blue, agreed

[@--CHARLIE--]

Pink is the color of raw human meat, so it is pretty metal, and therefore masculine imo.

[@HO-bndk]

Pink is just a shade of red and was favoured by ancient warriors. Alexander the Great's bad assed fighters wore pink and purple. The pink = girl idea is modern.

[@sxndxwn]

As someone who has had many a hammy friend, I can assure you that a vast majority ones who died in horrific/strange ways were not being taken care of properly. Usually in too small cages, given to young children who - as you would expect of a young child - doesn’t handle them very well of gently and they get stressed or dropped or just people who wanted an “easy” pet for themselves without realising hamsters are a lot more work to take care of than you’d think

[@JacksonC62]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw the sour patch kid killing a pilgrim/victorian child I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos

[@the.s1lly.p1ant]

its not much but its weird it happened twice /ref

[@milkshkae]

@@the.s1lly.p1ant why did you say /ref

[@Zachyshows]

​@@milkshkaeit's a reference, that's what /ref means

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

“This is what the refrance”

[@the.s1lly.p1ant]

@@milkshkae tone tag indicator /ref means reference ^^

[@murasakirin8998]

I once fell asleep in class and started dreaming of random shitposts I had seen the night before. I got woken up by the teacher who told me not to sleep in class, and my still mostly asleep response was "the meat suit is recharging. Come back later". Idk where it came from, but i found it funny as hell when I finally did wake up. I didn't even know I said it, one of my friends who was sitting next to me told me about it.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

“The meat suit” 😆😆😆

[@cuberman5948]

this is a brand new fucking paragraph

[@__Cory__]

officially the funniest thing i've read today, i mean night its 11:41 rn

[@PlsendMe996]

Hey at least the teacher let you sleep after that lol

[@nekkotine8535]

Robin not knowing that Limon is a half hour drive from his location and you can hardly see the mountains from there is unironically the most "I didn't grow up in Colorado" thing i have ever heard and I'm here for it

[@madeline.]

13:12 okay unrelated but i cannot get over the play on "eat the rich," the username "voregeoisie"

[@pengine6096]

This subreddit is like the infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, and infinite time idea.

[@EpicGamesFan99]

Yes fr

[@ashercd6487]

​@ForgiveZharionL bot

[@gec101]

@ForgiveZharionL bot

[@TeardropCantTalk]

me when bot

[@pengine6096]

@ForgiveZharion L bot

[@UDOD0NE]

Btw, the "20 year old teen" joke is based on a TikTok of this lady thinking a guy was checking her out in a gym and dubbing him a creep for "staring" at a 20yo teenager

[@axolotl195]

2:05:15 This part killed me because thats jammidodger a trans youtuber and he's talking about how his relationship with bathroom has changed since transitioning.

[@favgameisundertale1912]

1:55:13 The problem with that is that Aladdin didn't think Jasmine liked him, so he could have asked for the law to be changed, but then how would he get her to like him? He thought that being a prince would get her to like him, but what really mattered was him just being himself. That's one of the big morals of the story that even Genie tries early on to get him to realize.

[@RayPoreon]

19:48 There's a couple of trees that have sap that can be made into syrup, birch for example. It's just that maple is the most efficient, having the most sugar content, this means you need to take less from each tree per bottle, so the tree gets harmed less and humans need to do less processing to make the syrup. Incidentally, saps also make a good base for alcoholic drinks since they're mineral rich and already contain some sugar.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Nope, date palm syrup is better. (This is date palm syrup I'm talking about, not the other palm syrup that's commercially used and abused)

[@RayPoreon]

​@@Vlad_Tepes_III Date palms don't exactly grow in northern climates. Meanwhile both maple and birch are hardy against northern winters. Why this is important is pretty much just a matter of shipping, it's easier to supply North America en masse with maple syrup(since it's produced mainly in Canada) and than it is to supply it with any kind of palm syrup which generally comes from around or below the equator. Meanwhile, Britain mostly uses golden syrup(partially inverted sugar syrup) since it has easy access to normal sugar, both through sugar beets and imported cane sugar(mostly from the commonwealth).

[@BlackKnightPZ]

I hate that as a kid, I legitimately couldnt sleep unassisted. Now, i pass out at the slightest moment that im not being stimulated by something.

[@vx1p3r]

literally.

[@dingo_dominator]

real

[@sand_eater101]

I used to fall asleep just fine a few years ago, but then I moved from my dad's to my mom's and realised it was purely because of how exhausted I was at the end of every day due to the mounds of stress my dad put me under (he's psychologically abusive).

[@Nix1280]

34:32 May is literally Military Appreciation Month and has been for, like, 20 years lmao

[@fryingpanvan]

Exactly!

[@motionless_horizon]

29:28 As someone who binds very often, it can. You’re not supposed to wear binders for more than 8hrs, and never bind with ace bandages because they continue to tighten and will hurt you!!! If you have rib issues like me, binding tape (transtape, kt tape, etc.) can be helpful!! Remember to stretch before and after binding, and listen to your body. If you hurt your ribs or breast tissue it can reduce the chances of being able to get top surgery. Be safe y’all!!

[@sand_eater101]

Can also confirm it gets pretty uncomfortable at a certain point. Sometimes when I eat a bit too much when out and about, it feels like I'm suffocating, even though I physically can breathe just fine.

[@motionless_horizon]

@@sand_eater101 eating while binding can be so uncomfortable, I feel you

[@Messier42-handle]

what is a binder

[@motionless_horizon]

@@Messier42-handle a binder is a cloth top, kind of like a tank top, that is made to safely compress the chest to give a flat appearance. Trans masculine and some non binary people use them to relieve gender dysphoria, and some cis women use them for extra support if they have large chests and need more support than a bra can offer

[@Messier42-handle]

@@motionless_horizon ah ok

[@chirondurham]

As a trans man with unfortunately large breasts, I will say this about my experience with binders: It doesn’t HURT, per se, but they can get a little sore if I wear it too long(like i wear it at work for 8hrs, forget to take it off when I get home, and fall asleep for a bit).

[@calcutt4]

hey I'm a trans girl can we swap

[@deadx3668]

@@calcutt4 i live for this comment.

[@EZ-8]

Female

[@sand_eater101]

@@calcutt4I mean mine are pretty small but I’m also trans ftm and willing to donate

[@Funnynewsguy20125]

@@EZ-8hey shut up respectfully

[@AgonusLastname]

I love the fact that when one of the narrator’s makes a mistake the editor typically keeps it in. It’s a friendly reminder that no one is perfect. I really needed that today (I have been watching the channel for a while, but I needed this reminder) ALSO I WEAR SIZE NINE AND CAN NEVER FIND CRAP AHHHHHHH

[@TheJege12]

42:25 I've been howling in laughter at this for a solid five minutes, absolutely hilarious and perfect way of presenting it 😂

[@christpherleusner8794]

“Are we going to crucify Mr Beast?” That line aged like fine wine

[@IRLtwigstan]

I looked for this comment

[@missingLEGACY]

Hey Robin, it sounded like you might have been confused when that post mentioned the homeless kid in Aladdin, I'm guessing you were confused because you thought the op was talking about Aladdin himself, to clarify, he was not. Near the beginning of the movie Aladdin stole a piece of bread, before he ate it he noticed a couple of homeless children nearby watching him, he then decided they needed it's more than him, so he gave it to them. It was a big half loaf of bread that looked almost identical to the picture in the post.

[@R3D_WING028]

Reddit is on a whole other level, and I'm here for it

[@hushfur]

2:00:09 For people who dont understand this, there was a different post where someone told the story of when they were little and had a webkinz plush. They said they used to pour milk on it and then suck it out if there and it was always wet and soggy. One day their brother saw them and they got embarrassed and stopped doing it. After like a week it got all hard and moldy and they had to throw it away 😭

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

It was so F***ING heavy! They bought it to school one day and made their friends hold it and they were upset.

[@sasvkeee._]

omg i forgot about that, now i wish i didnt remember

[@MojoMountainMan]

11:26 this used to be an old joke. "Hey, did you hear Dairy Queen is pregnant?" "Burger King forgot the wrap his Whopper"

[@RavenAdrielle]

Binders definitely can hurt. If you're binding unsafely, they can cause tons of problems. Back pain, rashes, bruises, difficulty breathing, etc. If your binder is too small or you're using something you shouldn't use (Like ACE bandages or got forbid, cling wrap) then it can warp your ribs or even break them.

[@Moon17ob]

CLING WRAP???

[@Goose_of_Doom]

​@@Moon17ob closeted people are often desperate to reduce their dysphoria. I would know. 😅

[@Moon17ob]

@@Goose_of_Doom I just…HOW. I don’t understand the mechanism of how cling wrap could bind at all.

[@renzaluski1385]

1:33:58 That's actually way more common than you'd think! When I told my dad I've been diagnosed with narcolepsy, his immediate reaction was, "Better keep you away from graveyards, then."

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

regarding "the outernet" technically, internet already means that. since inter means outside or long range. hence international, intercontinental, interstellar, intergalactic, etc. the inside version would be "intra" so intranet, intranational, intracontinental, intrastellar, intragalactic, etc

[@kaiwithlove]

23:37 the first part of this post was SUPER accurate for me. i’m adopted and met my birth mother recently and we had SO much in common it made me question everything. hadn’t seen her since i was literally 3 years old and grew up completely different from her. just glad i managed to not screw up as much as she has tbh. thankful to be sober myself, and thankful she is sober now as well.

[@emilysmith2965]

Thankfully the genetic attraction thing that guy replied with (while real) is SUPER rare and absolutely does not happen in a typical experience

[@MimikyuCookie]

Yeah

[@hicknopunk]

Crows do remember. They used to attack my barn cats. One day I openly shot 1, then walked over and picked it up to show them. They have never attacked my barn cats again nor cross me. They alarm call and get the hell out of dodge so to speak.

[@asterholland9081]

For the people who have trouble with plastic container cleaning after putting red sauce in it, put a small amount of dish soap, a papertowel, and warm water, shake until clean.

[@asterholland9081]

With lid

[@Gatornadenado]

Cold water works too! Prevents the red from staining!

[@jazzyj7834]

Alternatively, if you have pure butter and not margarine, taking a small slab of that and rubbing it on the stained part of the bowl will pull the stain right off instantly. Something to do with the fat binding to the molecules that the soap can't and water ignores due to it being hydrophobic.

[@hmnhntr]

​@@asterholland9081Wish I'd read your comment before I tried this

[@naope5]

I guess I actually got a good dice roll on the whole falling asleep thing. As a kid it took me 30-60 minutes every night. Now I can literally fall asleep within seconds (at least that's what I assume based on the fact that if I fall asleep to a live stream, afterwards I can pinpoint the exact moment my brain shut off)

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

24:54 My adjectives are (this is going to be a long list) Chaotic, silly, small, wiggly, noisy, energetic, and random.

[@somerawlime]

i love it when robin defends himself against an argument that nobody has even made at him

[@jameshawkins-dw9hr]

I love the "mmmm spaghetti bowl not made of duck, then just Robin saying that's the thing he hates about them lol. 18:35 - 18:37

[@BishWithAKnife]

49:01 “THEY’VE AWOKEN!-“ -Jack 2023

[@johnwatters1496]

Fun fact: the term “taking an arrow to the knee” is Nordic slang for getting married, so those guys in Skyrim were married, and that’s also why guys go on one knee to propose

[@jada-san7016]

"Live your life slap some rice and make sure you do it to the dirt too" -Robin 2023

[@skellington8090]

And don’t forget to pet the fluffy animals too! Well, the ones that won’t bite your hands off, anyway.

[@racoonnylord4343]

I love how national military appreciation month exists and people like to forget about it to make dumb arguments.

[@sock_investment]

1:14:03 i absolutely LOVE the way robin says "who's thinking of sex when it rains"

[@possibleproblem479]

20:34 i have felt this way ever since i was a child. i freaking hate that word so much. theres something about its pronunciation that triggers that pet peeve rage. its just an awful word.

[@thatonewitch]

39:26 *Aint that the plot of OctoDad, just minus the fact that nobody except the chef realized he was a cephalopod?*

[@RandomSticko]

time to binge watch this so i can procrastinate on my homework

[@kmosterbergLolbit]

I don’t even have homework, unlucky.

[@shorkbot]

I have the luxury of doing homework at school, luckily

[@rawr324]

If pinochio says, "My nose will grow," would it grow?

[@SlymeWizard]

No because it will grow at some point eventually so it’s the truth

[@iso_plays6444]

@@SlymeWizardso then why would his nose be growing

[@pikachusucks5151]

​@@iso_plays6444 Eventually he will lie

[@ATiredTripleA]

It grows when he lies, shrinks when he tells the truth. He'd become a perpetual slide whistle.

[@sock_investment]

it will create a wormhole

[@ace-master-of-spades]

Robin, as a binding nb, it doesn’t “hurt” it just means you shouldn’t run a marathon

[@MimikyuCookie]

I hate the people who say that there’s not a military month when there’s literally three.

[@JadianRadiator]

18:30 It doesn't clean the spaghetti tupperware because the spaghetti grease fused into it. At that point, the stain is plastic.

[@atomicnumber202]

Yeah, just use dark magic at that point.

[@Jaderosefox]

Burger King and Dairy Queen have definitely gotten funky, how else would you get Jack-In-The-Box?😂

[@luvrboyeros]

18:31 *sketti bowl not made of duck* IM CACKLING RN

[@crimsondragon2677]

2:21:30 Fun fact: the precision on those coordinates is around the same scale as the length of the cicada.

[@June_The_Goon]

2:05:19 That's Jammidodger! He's a doctor in Psychology and a trans influencer! That's why he's talking about bathrooms.

[@Moon17ob]

Wait he has a doctorate???

[@iamnicthewalrus4705]

1:47:58 then there’s the additional one percent of professors that are h e a v i l y pregnant and make it the whole class’s problem by screaming at them and having a mental breakdown instead of taking maternity leave. And this is why me and half of that English class skipped classes (out of fear)

[@StephenPierceT13]

35:41 I remember a comic about a mythical creature support group, and a human is getting chewed out for being there when she was just there to drop off her brother, she got the human sides of her parents he did not. the look of what have I done on the individual who yelled at her was priceless.

[@Atiraraa]

29:29 TRANSMASC HERE TO EXPLAIN BINDERS AND PAIN WITH BINDING binders *shouldn't* hurt, unless you wear them for over like- 8 hours or sumth, if your chest is too big and you get a binder too small it'll hurt, and also screw up your lungs and ribs! ~ LOVE YOUR CONTENT

[@aquapenguin9697]

so like how media portrays corsets? Just to get an idea of what it's like since I'm...not trans...at all but I don't want to be rude...sorry if I am being rude my dude

[@Atiraraa]

@@aquapenguin9697 semi-accurate yeah!! :"] you shouldn't wear them too tight but sometimes people w/ really bad dysphoria will get ones that are 1-2 sizes too small because they make their chest flatter >.

[@aquapenguin9697]

@@Atiraraa okay

[@sneaven]

Do you know if there's a way to stop binders from stretching out during use? I don't think the ones I have are particularly good anyway, but I find that after washing they only work properly for a short while before not being as helpful I also think mine are a tiny bit too big, so that could be part of it too, but I'd appreciate if you knew anything that could help!

[@Atiraraa]

@@sneaven I reccomend re-taking the measurements you took to buy your binder in the first place, you may have lost weight and therefore your binder doesn't fit the same!! also, it could just be the quality yes, but if your measurements are the same, binding may just not be the right choice for u!! if you have access to it, I recommend trying trans-tape. trans tape is like a binder, but it doesn't go all the way around your body (so you can wear it for longer safely), it's basically just duct tape made to peel off easier so you don't tear off chunks of your chest when taking it off I'm not super experienced in your specific problem, but Google may help you troubleshoot more than I could >-

[@skellington8090]

Okay, I just translated the Russian text at 1:13:12, and it literally means I POOPED IN MY PANTS LOL I’M LOSING IT

[@shxzyk]

"if boy has pink boy gay" THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY MILKSHAKE I HAD TO REWIND TO THAT 😭😭

[@stevebishop5323]

18:24 "sketti bowl not made of duck" 😂😂😂😂

[@Just_a_commenter]

Two and a half hours of brain frying goodness. Definitely gonna enjoy this over my dinner tonight. Anyone wanna suggest their least favourite Gen III pokemon?

[@ashercd6487]

​@ForgiveZharionI did not ask

[@Volumixen]

Milotic, so far as trying to get one of your own in the Gen 3 games. I have no real least favorite in any Generation, myself, but in terms of trying to get it, you first have to catch a Feebas, which is a feat in and of itself. Then, you have to make Poffins and hope you get enough Beauty stat to evolve it into Milotic. Anyone in Gen 3 who managed to get one would immediately have my respect ^^; Hope you enjoy your dinner, and hope you have a wonderful day! Some people seem to only be able to try and be a d**k and I truly don't understand it.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Latias, when she's doing vore.

[@TeardropCantTalk]

Luvdisc because it looks weird I’m sorry that I’m only rating the looks but the only Gen 3 game I’ve played is FireRed so I don’t know any stats or how annoying it is to obtain them 😅

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

Pelipper. It's just fucking weird.

[@MizukiUkitake]

I just want to point out that the line "Homeless kid from Aladdin" is NOT referring to Aladdin. It's referring to the homeless kid in Aladdin. The one Aladdin gives his bread to. The kid who is homeless.

[@user-xw7sd5ul7y]

I am literally a tween I cannot sleep without listening to a podcast

[@CannibalKittyy]

Im not sure why, but knowing that Robin is the VA for Leith Pierre just makes everything he says just that much funnier

[@jelluh770]

Man i hate the outernet

[@TeardropCantTalk]

the *_outernet_*

[@mightyben4310]

r/brandnewscentince

[@cuberman5948]

​@@mightyben4310scentince

[@lmgamer-ft5rh]

The outernet fricken sucks

[@SeaBlue0]

@@TeardropCantTalkthe *_outernet_*

[@oldmanregret]

“ *GIVE ME TREE JUICE* “ now that is a new sentence

[@-Fidelis-]

22:12 Salt Lake city can never be said without me thinking about Joe Hill.

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

2:08:11 I read “rotten goblin arseholes” as “golden goblet shits” and I have no fucking clue how I am not even dyslexic 💀

[@JTheCat]

Trans guy here to explain if chest binders hurt. Short answer: They're kind of uncomfy but fine. Like a bra but more squish. Long answer: It's common knowledge within the trans community that binding is not to be done for more than 8 hours a day, you shouldn't sleep/lay down too long in them, shouldnt exercise in them, and you *really* shouldn't use makeshift binders or any sort of tape that isn't breathable, stretchy, and meant to be put on the body (kt tape or trans tape work fine). Or else, your ribs can literally be bruised, misshapen, broken, or just irreversibly damaged, sometimes leading to not being able to get top surgery. As long as you bind safely, though, none of this is an issue. Also to any binding people reading this: Do the shoulder stretch thing rn. Reset your bones. You deserve it.

[@EmberTheFolf]

Thanks for the massive bits of information! As a transwoman, ive been wondering whether or not a binder is worth it.. and, i'd say, (atleast during school), it probably is.

[@username.not.known2473]

Or learn to cope with your embodied reality rather than risk permanently damaging your health.

[@EmberTheFolf]

@@username.not.known2473 ..im still gonna take the binding route, and avoid reality completely, thanks Im sorry, but i'd rather not render the hundreds of thousands of problems that occur in my daily life.

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

​@@username.not.known2473Your life would be better if you weren't such an outwardly negative person

[@THTB_lol]

@@username.not.known2473 no one asked for your input

[@AdolphisMalomar]

2:04:30 I recently had to call the pet poison line. my parents were dogsitting and it chewed up a bottle of blood pressure medicine. he was fine, didn't swallow any, but the call cost me an automatic $95.

[@Mileshasfiles]

40:43 If someone threatened me with that I’m never messing with them ever again.

[@Heiz_Zelyn]

"the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushi gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000" got me dead

[@3dprintinglife]

Kurt Cobain was actually based as hell. He was always aware that he had a more feminine side to himself, as well as masculinity. a very non toxic guy. RIP.

[@emilysmith2965]

He literally predicted that Donald Trump would be president and thought it would be a good idea to elect him

[@Pondwatertheaxolotl]

​@@emilysmith2965well before he ran as a republican he tried to run as a Democrat. Not that he would be any better, but I'm sure some people find him charismatic. Also his views had a tendency to flip-flop every 20 seconds so maybe Kurt heard him on a "good" day.

[@neonplural]

Ok but my day is perfect now. I got the day off school to take care of our 10 week old puppy, he's asleep on the couch, no one's home, new 2 and a half hour emkay videos, and there's a somewhat gentle thunderstorm outside that's supposed to last all day :D

[@lucaliliahidas5738]

"why are people so obsessed with losing their assholes" is a brand new sentence in itself

[@Chuckf66]

Cassowaries are essentially velociraptors with a bony mowhawk, scythes for toes and a constant "THIS IS FUCKING SPARTAAAAAA!" mood.

[@Saje3D]

“Provided you can have those hallucinations…” Yes. Precisely. I just interact with the words. I’m like a 1 out of 5 on the visualization meter. It still trips me out to think we all might interact differently with fundamental parts of life and remain mostly ignorant of it happening at all. On the other hand, I could smell a cat had an infection just standing by him while petting him. I don’t think this is a good trade off, though it’s occasionally useful. I’d rather read books and have vivid visuals. Then again, there’s now Baldur’s Gate 3, so it’s a bit like that.

[@anna9072]

The smell of infection is quite distinctive, I can pick up really quickly if one of my cats or dogs has an abscess. But it’s not an either/or, I also hallucinate vividly when reading. I wonder how many people who don’t like reading lack the ability to visualize what they’re reading.

[@aviatrix6411]

@@anna9072Well, not being able to visualise things never stopped me from being the most enthusiastic reader between me and my three younger siblings, so… yeah, don’t know about their ability to visualise stuff but one of them has started getting into reading a bit more now.

[@anna9072]

@@aviatrix6411 good to hear, I was just wondering. Guess that’s not a factor then!

[@maxleavitt8199]

this is two and a half hours of robin going insane featuring Jack

[@theslowrevive5328]

My favorite genre of emkay post is robin reading something that might be true, asks if it's true, could google it, and is sitting at a computer with some form of web browser installed, yet just... doesn't. We love you robin

[@blank6372]

Crucifying Mr. beast joke aged real well lol! 🤣

[@Archjdhsv]

29:35 Actually it can bruise your ribs if you wear one for too long. 7-8 hours is around the limit but it depends on cup size i think.

[@BadgeBadge314]

Afab enby here, according to my research, if ure younger it's max ~6h but if ure older the limit is ~8h Also, you shouldnt wear a binder while doing sports and remove/loosen it the moment it starts hurting. If ur binder is not supposed to hurt, if it is it's too small and it can be dangerous to wear it

[@Connor_Top_Lad]

My phone has attained sentience, and now it's writing a comment on a emkay video

[@HaloDJumper]

5:50 a cat headbutting you in the face is more painful than you think. I have a cat that was squatting in my garage as a kitten. Instead of rubbing against you, he will headbutt any part of you he can reach. It always leaves a bruise. Gave me a black eye once. I love him, though.

[@Lucas_652-p9m]

26:07 good robin! I’m glad you know basic boat anatomy

[@harrietlord9676]

Binders can start hurting if you wear them for to long so they normally have a maximum amount of time that you can wear them before risking damaging your ribs

[@hicknopunk]

You know, maxi pads work really well to keep sweat out of your eyes if you put them on the front inside of your helmet.

[@username.not.known2473]

C u r s e d

[@emeraldfinder5]

ahhh, so that’s how medieval knights managed to wear those helmets all day

[@hicknopunk]

@@username.not.known2473 do I dare say tampons can be shoved into a small arms wound and work alright. 😅 When it comes to life and death you get inventive.

[@username.not.known2473]

@@hicknopunk You've never had a small arms wound.

[@hicknopunk]

@@username.not.known2473 unless you include a bb gun, you are right. I just know that I have sent MANY feminine products, batteries and flaming hot cheetos to my relatives in the marines. Uhhhhh, they wouldn't request this stuff if it had no purpose.

[@andrewbouse8968]

The concept of Michigan being landlocked just feels crazy, like, the great lakes are huge, you can't even see the other side of them sometimes, but like, it's completely landlocked

[@lord_Clanka]

the thumbnail makes me wonder what would happen if i gave a pack of red bull to a 12th century peasent

[@ameliawilder28]

Donut was created by accident. It started out as a cake, but during a voyage the guy brining the cake needed to rest it someplace and stuck it through a pole. Im just summarozing it very breifly but apparently thats how the origin of the donut came to be. I have this book on food and it tells you how some of them were created, they tell you facts - think it is called "Everything But The Kitchen Sink". Had it for years and I kept it because I still like to read it. Edited spelling

[@tsm688]

oh man, I miss having books like that. Being older and jaded reading them is not quite the same, you spot mistakes and smell bullshit.

[@tsm688]

That donut story is half-right, he did that on purpose because the middles never cooked through. So cut out the middle before you cook. increase the surface area. more surface to be crispy, less inside to be mushy. good solution really. same idea behind pretzels.

[@jan-Pala]

one of my favorite subs for just over 2 and a half hours. 😙👌

[@Dave_the_person]

17:45 damn it, now i cant be gay...

[@Corbald]

"JIMMY! There's one of them there murder pigs in the chicken coop again!!" "Aight Mable, lemme grab the ol' Pork Cannon!"

[@drew2789]

4:50 This person really thought giving parenting advice from a tumblr account was a good idea

[@ahtijansson9283]

i'm not a vegan or vegetarian but i do often choose those options on menus or sandwich fillings if i don't trust the meat, and some of the meat free options are really nice expensive at times but nice, other's i wouldn't feed my worst enemy.

[@furnaceheadgames9001]

I think "are we gonna end up crusifing Mr Beast" is a brand new sentence.

[@switchbladejimmy7655]

Binders only hurt if you get the wrong size or wear them excessively. Some people have more sensitive tissue there, but this is the exception not the rule. Some brands have shittier textures than others.

[@hypernovasoup]

29:27 not if you have one that fits right, but you’re not supposed to do heavy physical activity or go swimming in one, or wear it for more than eight hours. If you use it when you’re not supposed to, it’ll start hurting and messing with breathing Still better than the alternative: if you bind with compression bandages, you can bruise or snap your ribs

[@LittleLotteWanders]

31:30 these are definitely patch notes from The Sims. …oh wait. EA doesn’t update their games.

[@AngryProtoBoi]

8:03 Don’t forget to punch the bags of bagels as well. It really helps me relax

[@peacemaker_0001]

You sir are a monster.... ....and I love it

[@regav62]

25:53 I was not looking at the screen and i thought you daid GLaDOS lmfaooo

[@Kaileighblue]

Put vinegar and water in the sketti bowl for cleanse.

[@meraklija316]

39:07 - I guess, any skin color - fair, dark, green, violet, rainbow - can be compared to food, if you choose the right food type (which sounds tasty) and are hungry enough.🤣 In one of my stories a character compares a fair skin of another character to cheese (you know, that white yoghurt-like type of cheese).🥛🧀 Also there are such classic examples as comparing a skin colour to milk etc. So, nobody is safe from hungry writers. 😂 >:)

[@-alovelygaycat-]

White people have skin the color of snow cones

[@averagehumanperson]

Yup, I mostly see "milky" or "creamy" for light skin tones.

[@Anon-ymus28]

1:15:35 so Hypnos shall be awakened once more

[@mybalzich2016]

13:53 Man this aged like milk