ALL OF R/NICEGUYS

[@addicted2mako]

"I swear all my exs are crazy." As the saying goes: "If you're smelling crap everywhere you go, you should check the bottom of your shoes." If every single one of your exes are crazy, the common denominator is you, dude!

[@andistansbury4366]

I've never heard that saying before but I am going to use that

[@beelzeboss42]

That still doesn't explain why I'm the reason the nutcases flock to me

[@kimpedchenko6426]

⁠@@beelzeboss42the joke is that all of your exes aren’t crazy most of the time, it’s mainly you being crazy and thinking their in thr wrong

[@beelzeboss42]

@kimpedchenko6426 really? Well if you met my exes you wouldn't be saying that

[@lurachr]

maybe so, but in most cases, people who say EVERYONE they dated were awful have some work to do themself. The same joke can be applied for people who cant seem to get along with anyone or other such cases. maybe you did have genuinely bad experiences with all of your exes, but thats just not the norm​@@beelzeboss42

[@theman599]

"nice guys" when the girl they just met doesnt immediately want to pitter-patter their shaboingboing:

[@UnreliableArsonist]

WHAT IS THAT ANALOGY

[@j4747.]

@@UnreliableArsonist not an analogy

[@UnreliableArsonist]

@@j4747. idk what it’s supposed to be but its funny

[@LiliannEnder]

thanks, i'll be using those words now

[@j4747.]

@@UnreliableArsonist i agree

[@askthefrog]

Whenever someone sends a d-pick, just answer "Oh. You should probably see a doctor, that doesn't look right." 😊

[@leetaegi6478]

OH I AM SOOO USING THIS

[@Cassxowary]

or “sorry, microbiology is not my area of expertise” 😊

[@askthefrog]

@@Cassxowary 🤣

[@askthefrog]

Some short ones: "What happened?" "Oh." "What's that?" "Ok." 😇

[@iloveplasticbottles]

Or "I've seen bigger"

[@__mints__]

that guy who didn't understand knock knock jokes fills me with irrational violent rage.

[@thepalerider9635]

Seriously I need to know the punchline lol

[@shimmeringscales]

i didn't understand them for a while when i was younger but that's bc the first one i ever experienced was the interrupting cow 💀

[@KingOfGaymes]

SERIOUSLY ITS SO ANNOYING LIKE GAHHHH

[@aae305]

IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO ALKJFSKJSLKJSLKALSLDKDHFJ

[@fanficfangal5126]

Frrr. I was at work seeing that and I wanted to let out a yell but I couldn't do that in front of customers lol.

[@panzerlion]

In medicine, psychiatry and psychology we have a term for some of this “nice guys”, and it’s “malignant narcissists”. It’s a psychological syndrome where among the most notable components is narcissism, antisocial behavior and a paranoid sense of life (the “everyone is against me” type of mentality)

[@carmelcutie1991]

I'm going to research this extensively

[@greenstarlover1]

Curious

[@Cloudstrife598]

Of course it is. Thanks for informing me as well cuz I'm interested in psychology and even though I know some things from my dad and other sources I didn't know what to call them so I called them "nice" guys.

[@sallak6483]

In my experience, its more like "vulnerable narcissists" bc they work straight from victim mentality. Malignant narcissists seem to be more self aware and not care, but vulnerable ones get shocked every time their actions have consequences.

[@registeredjopper]

​@sallak6483 that's what i was thinking. ironically, i think the kinds of guys that Nice Guys think girls want are probably the malignant narcissists

[@Tailsmonk]

"Wait, what do you mean I cannot objectify women and then get angry when they don't accept it?? That makes no sense!!!1!1!!1!" like bro, what in the actual fuck

[@completelyblank1242]

Sadly I have a Coworker like that. He Made a Sexuall remark to a Girl we work with and Now she Obviously doesn't like him. (And like that was the second time they ever talked) and Now whenever she is Being hostile to him (because she is a Person that wants you to know when she doesn't like you) he always Wonders what her Problem is and Why she hates him so much.

[@Thiccness_Is_Delicious]

Yet objectifying men is perfectly fine 🤯

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@completelyblank1242"I wonder why this person I mistreated doesn't like me. I guess she's just stupid"

[@EliasKoiner-xj5eb]

Bro Damien you're killing me with the impressions💀

[@kaede_yuki]

Yeah, he does the best voice acting for pretentious (British sounding) nice guy that I’ve ever heard

[@mauroortegasunol8329]

​@@kaede_yuki Real! He actualy sounds like a discord mod🤣

[@monostelies]

When was the British accent??

[@moshroomm]

​​​@@monosteliesI think 53:40

[@monostelies]

@@moshroomm pretty good

[@barborabazalkova5535]

So I was randomly watching this video with my girlfriend and when we got to the "knock knock" joke, she told me that this was actually her conversation with some random dude lol

[@calicobagels]

I hate when these "nice guys" shame women whether they're interested in a relationship or not. Like, they don't simply just exist for your pleasure, oml, watching this makes me pissed and uncomfortable but also laugh at how pathetic these "nice guys" are.

[@matthewelliott7294]

I would say that these “nice guys” are seriously nutcases, flat out simple.

[@andreaslind6338]

Many times a nice guy is just a nice person who gets fed up of being NEVER seen as attractive or dateable because of being nice.

[@longpants108]

@@andreaslind6338 You have a point, and I'm not saying you're defending them, just trying to make sure everyone who sees this understands that it's still not an excuse to treat others poorly for it

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

@@andreaslind6338 It's not because of being nice, my guy. Nice is never the trait that earns a rejection or an "undatable" reputation. It's either that "nice" is all he is, in that he's a passionless, uninteresting person, or that he's NOT nice, but any woman having to reject him doesn't want to tell him that because he might m*rder her. Either way, "nice" wouldn't be the trait he'd need to change about himself. It'd be something else.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

​@andreaslind6338 That's simply not something that happens on any kind of significant large scale. I can accept there are maybe a minority of women and even men perhaps who are immature or messed up in the head and would genuinely reject someone solely for being genuinely nice, but overall that's not a common occurence and most people would not reject someone solely for being nice. There is literally no one in this world who is completely undatable solely because they're a genuinely nice person. That's absurd and I'd argue that most people in a relationship and even those not in a relationship are genuinely nice people. All the people who are in a relationship and are mostly genuinely nice people completely destroy the idea someone can be undatable solely for being nice.

[@jir_UwU]

1:26 "so if any girls are looking for a nice girl" suddenly lesbian

[@Acid_enjoyer]

Firing the Lesbeam, the Gayray

[@HellBent_]

@@Acid_enjoyer Lesbeam and Gayray are now entering my vocabulary, thank you kindly

[@Acid_enjoyer]

@@HellBent_ 👍

[@PurifiedCheese]

31:31 Accoutrement Noun: Plural noun: accoutrements An additional item of dress or equipment. “The accoutrements of religious ritual” Yeah I did a google just wanted to be helpful

[@Regothelego]

Finally a real nice guy in here

[@dhanurvishnu3035]

Thanks

[@andistansbury4366]

A-koo-tra-mont

[@jawy8714]

It's french, so it sounds weird

[@Cloudstrife598]

Thanks dude

[@catlovercami717]

The one guy who didn't get the knock knock joke is a legendary nice guy 😂

[@TheIndigoRose]

50:24. Okay. Once more. That girl had every right to be terrified. Walgreens allowed a 17 yr old employee to be stalked, harassed, threatened, and finally murdered because they wouldn't take her complaints about a male coworker seriously. I found this out while I was working for them at the management level.

[@RS_Alban]

I actually met my first nice guy recently, I wasn't expecting to encounter a real one but here we are

[@Marshmallowmagical]

how did it go?

[@RS_Alban]

@@Marshmallowmagical On a video game, some girl was just playing and then a guy starts asking intrusive questions like "Are you Christian","Where are you from", etc She doesn't answer, so said guy asks if she is autistic because she "sounds like she is" and finally proceeds to complain about how rude she is, how she was not well educated and all because he just nicely asked some normal questions and she didn't talk back

[@paxleyishere]

That wolf thing made me retreat into myself like a turtle into its shell.

[@Artificer_]

Weirdly enough watching these videos have helped me notice a behavioral pattern these guys tend to have, and I’ve recognized it in a guy I was with a little bit ago

[@Chuck_EL]

The one that tried to get "Billie" fired done that many times I hope she sues him

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

It's so funny to me that these guys have this either/or thing in their heads where dudes are either sweet sensitive, intelligent nerds or big muscle jerks. They're really stuck in those 80's movie stereotypes, lmao

[@lucienmoolman8017]

All the nice guys on this sub is just "I made coffee for you so you MUST Hawk Tuah on my thang"

[@xnopyt-lmfao]

not the hawk tuah "meme" 😭

[@someguy1894]

i hate this meme

[@dwaynejackson551]

I hate the meme but respect that it's accurate.

[@xnopyt-lmfao]

@@someguy1894 hawk tuah sounds like something only a baby would laugh at

[@communications23]

This meme was stale within hours of existing.

[@KingEGK]

12:33 that is an absolute trombone slide of a sentence.

[@dreamfeatherbolts]

Listening to this after learning about narcissistic injury and 'nice guy' reactions fit that perfectly to a T. The outburst is just them trying to soothe the blow to their ego and convince themselves they're oh-so-perfect, the angrier and more unhinged they get the more you know they're emotionally stricken.

[@Cozy-Sims]

Bro I got soooo much angrier than i should have at the knock knock joke one. JUST SAY THE THING YOU LEMON

[@unicornyoutube7587]

15:46 "Is there an officer, problem?" HELP FSFHSUOGJSOUFHASGU 😭😭😭😭

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

14:58 As soon as "voice actress married wrestler" came, I KNEW it was about Suzuko Mimori marrying Kazuchika Okada.

[@save.us_kby7202]

WRESTLING FUNS UNITE

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@save.us_kby7202 Okada is a great wrestler

[@Hakaimono]

A piece of advice: Just actually be nice.

[@senpyrothewizard8172]

The problem isn't that they arenXt nice. They *start* nice. The problem is they think being nice is all they have to be. Thing is that "nice" is the *bare minimum,* nice is what is expected of a decent human being. They want rewards for doing the bare minimum.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

​@@senpyrothewizard8172While I agree that being a kind and nice person isn't everything, I'd still say what these dudes in the videos don't actually qualify as being nice since it's all just ploy. They're just putting on a mask in pursuit of selfish endeavours which means they're not actually being nice or kind people. Someone can have so many great qualities, but if they are not a genuinely nice or kind person then it is unlikely they'll find somebody they can have a happy non-toxic relationship with. Some of the dudes in this video may even possess many great qualities that others might actually be interested in except they all don't know how to genuinely be nice or kind and they only seem to know how to fake it which is a major turnoff for most well-adjusted people.

[@thecoconutgum]

@@anonymouscommentor411well said

[@senpyrothewizard8172]

@@anonymouscommentor411 that's my point. They *aren't* nice. They think that being nice IS the effort they need to put in to a relationship, not the default they should be. They have to put in EFFORT to not be an asshole because they were NEVER nice to begin with. It's like with incels. The celibacy isn't involuntary when you are voluntarily an asshole. People don't like it when you're only nice to them because you want something, sex in this case, and incels can't even manage the "pretend to be nice" part.

[@trucebuildman]

They… are never nice. It’s entirely some sorta delusional fantasy they think will happen. Then reality… happens - and they lash out.

[@sharonyoung4277]

i love how jack just snuck in at the end

[@undying384]

The pride flag metal sonic pfp goes hard

[@punkydamonkey989]

No it doesn’t

[@Eiwiisreal]

yes it does

[@miahan8988]

The twist was hilarious 😂

[@SlothQueen96]

40:34- as someone who has also lost a sibling, if anyone ever used my loss as a vehicle to message me and sexually harass me/beg me for a date or even just feel entitled to a conversation with me...I'd say yes to the date, just for the excuse to have them catch my hands. Guys watching this, please note: there's nothing nice about you if it's only an act you're putting on in order to get something you want. That's not being a nice person, that's being manipulative. There's nothing nice about only being pleasant so long as you think you have a shot at getting a date/getting a crumb of kitty. Not to mention, you being "nice" isn't like a perk that we look for, it's not something that women think of as an extra...it's the absolute bare minimum. Your most minimal responsibility as a human being is to be nice to others. Stop expecting to be rewarded for not being a shitty person, especially if you truly ARE a shitty person and are just playing nice in order to get what you want. Women actually love genuinely nice men, so if you're constantly getting rejected, I can almost guarantee that you're not as nice as you think you are. You aren't entitled to a conversation, a date, a nude, or sex from anyone that doesn't want to give it to you, regardless of how you act and how nice you think you are.

[@jaredbrown3726]

When someone ever someone says "im a nice guy" i ask "are you a good person tho?"

[@x_Batzy_x]

i lost my brother and i genuinely cant believe he had the nerve to put her brothers name in his mouth like that, it was disgusting

[@Devyn89]

“I’m so nice” *proceeds to be a giant asshole*

[@TerraCipher]

"Is there an officer, problem?" has caught me off-guard.

[@dwaynejackson551]

I am not a "nice guy" and I know why women don't wanna date me. It's because I don't talk to them for relationship reasons.

[@cewla3348]

lmao

[@dwaynejackson551]

@cewla3348 Not sure how that rated a lmao but okay.

[@mrce420.7]

​@@dwaynejackson551 they were probably laughing at your for bot being social, but uh, i have really bad anxiety im finally managing so.. i get not being able to talk especially to the opposite sex for a long time. it stresses me out.

[@mrce420.7]

but like who cares everyone's gonna find someone eventually there's always someone to match you out there

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@mrce420.7 not always

[@norbertodominguez1033]

"i´d never throw away your taco" Bro, that hurt...how, HOW SOMEONE CAN GO AHEAD AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

"Don't throw away THIS one, either! I'd eat it!"

[@JackRook]

“Unless you’ve had a romantic interest in every woman you’ve seen” Uh, okay, Brock.

[@raarasunai4896]

Jenny! Oh, Jenny! Joy! Oh, Joy! A one-woman man’s what I wanna be, but there’s two perfect girls for me 🎶

[@JackRook]

@@raarasunai4896 sauce?

[@LilyBug04]

Watching this video make me realize I have ss i can post in r/niceguys

[@longpants108]

It's a whole different world of madness so good luck if you do o7

[@aDog420]

How tf do these guys react to a "not right now, I'm not ready" with this bullshit?! Like, the fuck? Just wait for them! Give them time!

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Ikr? That's not even a no????

[@ArooDoggo]

The female furrys one is a fine example of what it’s like to be a female in the furry fandom lol

[@natetheavali784]

Yea, it’s a shame there are any creeps and incels, let alone the amount there is

[@moshroomm]

Wait, seriously? I thought there wouldn't be as many, considering how open and nice the community seems.

[@nacidoparaestorbar7148]

Luckily most male furries are gay. Straight furries always want to do weird af roleplays

[@domin8or029]

A telltale sign you are dealing with a nice guy from what I see is that they send you 5X more texts than the amount you send

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

imagine judging someone based off of how many texts they send in a row

[@miahan8988]

@@TheParklifeChoseMe you’re forgetting context.

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

@@miahan8988 no I'm not, this person is saying to judge people based off how many texts they send. what more context is there?

[@nullkv14]

“nice guys” when they can’t give her backshots

[@hu7380]

Women don't want nice guys because being nice is not a personality, it's a compliment.

[@aislynn001]

Honestly, just talking to guys online is horrible. I usually reply "This is her husband, who is this?" and they go away

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

Im nonbinary but when people message me thinking I'm a girl I tell them I have male genetalia (I'm afab)

[@NeeraTheLynx]

"i'll never use you for your body"? yet list off what they'll do to said body right off the bat and be casual about it, they won't take no for answer even if it slammed into them like a semi truck.

[@IsabelBertolet-Casas]

When a guy says “I am better in bed than your boyfriend” the correct response is “you slept with my boyfriend?” because how else would he know

[@Trinidadianlove]

Right??? I think about that every time 😂😂

[@nothyg012]

“Nice guys” when a female doesn’t reply to them in 5 milliseconds:

[@Marita-l9v]

Love your style, keep rocking it!

[@Absolhunter251]

😂 this voice acting is the best thing about these people texts 😂

[@DanielPu-pj4py]

Man I gotta stop watching these for my own good, man, I internally convulse everytime you do one of your impressions, that's talent right there Holy shit

[@Junko_Enoshima_of_HPA]

"Nice Guys" when a girl doesn't wanna listen to their perverse ramblings and when a girl doesn't wanna be objectified

[@minchy9094]

whenever i watch these videos i also see how long i can go without being physically replused for each one so like 20 seconds

[@ScaryCareBear]

Sadly even if you've been with someone for many years, you'll still get "nice guys" pop up in your DMs some how. A while ago, someone who had been messaging me and chatting as a friend suddenly thought that because we both chatted a bit and liked the same video games, that meant I obviously wanted him. Nevermind the fact that I am happily married and have a kid. So when I turned him down reminding him how very unavailable I am and that I just wanted to be friends, he sent me a explicit photo of something I really didn't want to see and went "How about now?" and then proceeded to insult me when I said no.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Nothing makes me distrust men more than a good ole r/niceguys post ✨

[@IsabelBertolet-Casas]

The last one reminded me of how when I was in middle school I had a guy friend who asked if I’d be interested in being more than friends with him and I said no bc I had a boyfriend and he said oh okay wyd rn and I said “hanging out with my sister and cousin” and so he asked for my sister’s number and we gave it to him bc why not we’re bored and he asked her out too and she said no so he said “can I have your cousin’s number?” lmfao

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

just give him a sex workers number

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Its random DMs like this that made me and my friends change my relationship to "married" or "in a relationship" on Facebook. It did actually help if those out there want to be left alone.

[@araeast6923]

You know, if the first thing a guy does is assume women only date abusers, he’s automatically being disrespectful. Like, you think women are so dumb or clueless where it comes to picking out a partner that all they can do is helplessly pick assholes? You think she’s incapable of looking out for herself and leaving?

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

That dude talking to Billie, wouldn't a notification of potentially being discharging from a job come in an email and not the person she's been texting?

[@Atan55555]

Yeah he was taking and sucks at it

[@Fandoms_gurlieeee]

6:37 I love that Damien's voice can go from white desperate man to black man in the hood 💀

[@carolfisher2671]

2:20 Metal Sonic's having the time of their life in that chatroom

[@onyxro5e217]

The car screech censor was priceless

[@jayrony69]

I watched you like 4 years ago back when you had a few hundred subs, thanks for teaching me how to make a mech

[@hamzamotara4304]

I am for hugs like that from my brother, as a running joke.

[@Bloxxer736]

the word Nice is Unhinged

[@UnreliableArsonist]

No, the word nice is normal, but the word Nice(TM) is the problem.

[@mauroortegasunol8329]

​@@UnreliableArsonist Real 🥶

[@zhongliidonglii]

YES YES YES, though i wish we just had NEW nice guys content coverage

[@JDgiggles]

I hate as a teen I was getting very close to becoming a nice guy (thanks to my friends for slapping me out of it). Older and wiser thankfully and am happy.

[@Lionwoman]

17:36 that was pretty clever

[@sistersamich2075]

“A girl who has never been in a relationship before.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 TRANSLATION: “I WANT A GIRL WHO HAS NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE BECUASE THEN SHE WONT BE ABLE TO COMPARE ME WITH ANYONE ELSE AND I CAN SET THE BAR AS LOW AS I WANT.”

[@nacidoparaestorbar7148]

Or even worse: they want to date a child

[@Hakaimono]

A piece of advice: Just actually be nice to people you like. I know it's so radical. I know most people aren't like this irl but if you want to be a "nice guy" (or girl or person gender doesn't matter) who people like, then actually be nice and likable.

[@awesomefox555]

I hope these people either find help or get thrown in jail because these narcissists can be really dangerous.

[@lilharm]

“let your actions describe you” if you have to tell people you’re nice to be recognized as nice, you’re not as nice as you thought

[@ZomBxnnie]

Emkay: look at this cool vid- Me: DAMIENNNNN! DROP ANOTHER VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[@shwahgamer]

Some of these involve the guy getting contact info on the girl from someone else, and that is just as disturbing. I don't know about you, but I would be absolutely furious at the friend too. What kind of friend just gives away your contact info to random people on request? That leads to dangerous crap like this!

[@vilelive]

I put hand sanitizer on my junk just so the pain of the cringe of r/niceguys would go away.

[@miahan8988]

What I learn from these is that people need to learn to say “f off” immediately. I understand the fear and the need to de-escalate a conversation. It’s even worse when you laugh when you’re nervous (I have this problem). Stay safe, everyone ❤

[@GaosArmy-Offical]

HONEY WAKE UP EMKAY DROPPED ANOTHER VJD!

[@sharonyoung4277]

vjd lol

[@pariscrane9171]

The guy who kept saying HMMMMMM and begging for a hug had me legitimately cackling at work 😂😂😂 excellent narrating lmfao

[@cuduck]

Happy birthday to the Snack that Smiles Back, Jack! (At least in the US still lol

[@miahan8988]

18:41 “Dear Lord. My child, listen.” LOL I love her 😂

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

That Bostonian guy was salty about being rejected and posts the rejection on social media and brags about being famous.....that'll end well

[@A_Disappointment_Of_A_Cat]

I've been waiting for this video for years

[@tdelioncourt1268]

24:15 it's the gaslighting for me, and this guy is in HS? WTH

[@LazarusSyndrome_.]

I (minor) remember this one time I had managed to stop someone (who’s an adult) from committing sewer slide through text because I couldn’t talk to him irl and I barely even knew him (this was years ago I didn’t know what to do at the time) He then asked me to date him and send photos so that he could “prove his ex wrong” as “revenge” and so that he wouldn’t go through with the self murder and every time I rejected him he would NOT stop telling me sob stories until I managed to somehow convince him that I would think about it I block him after tho so I think I’m good ☻

[@witchykittyy]

Had a friend who was a “nice guy” who wouldn’t leave me the F alone when I started dating my now husband. He kept harassing me asking why I hadn’t chosen him 🙄 Told my now husband about it and he told him to back off, this “nice” dude went nuts! Went off on me telling me I was a horrible person and a b**ch and that my now hubbie was a “bad” guy bro didn’t even know my husband 😂 It was so pathetic. At least he had the decency to block me and never talk to me again! 😮‍💨

[@Xnonat]

19:21 ''OH THATS A BIG BOY POST'' made me laugh so hard, i almost died in my minecraft world while i was listening for background noise ngl

[@Darapsa]

The unfaîling politeness these women show is astounding. It breaks my heart that my husband doesn't get it and I suck ut up and move on.

[@longpants108]

He doesn't get the politeness? If so then I hope your relationship improves at least 🙏

[@Cassxowary]

I’m sorry, but you shouldn’t have to put up with any disrespect or anything like that to you so talk to him about it and if you can’t, maybe therapy, and if not either, you need to reconsider…

[@phone_gal]

Damien being subjected to this so often should be against Geneva

[@justboardwithlife9947]

A nice way to wake up to a new E-kay video

[@TemsAccepted]

19:26 I do NOT know what look so long to ghost or block him he’s hopeless

[@doomtubbie]

Didn't know "nice furries" existed lol

[@zakuraRabbit]

Nice guy: Puts a lot of insulting shit on his Tinder. Also Nice guy: Why is nobody matching with me???

[@thetrashking459]

It is actually so painful to listen to these. Cringing so hard my skin is aging and getting wrinkles

[@longpants108]

I just can't believe people like this exist, but at the same time looking at the world we're living in I'm not surprised

[@ianthecelticfiddlerbastida6604]

Dude looks at girl's message screen, proceeding to role 1d20. Roles Nat 1 on Charisma and all saves. Proceeds to hit on and disturb the girl.

[@theominouspigeon]

do you ever try to click a notification but accidentally swipe it away

[@Shovel_lover-j8g]

To many times

[@FangTheHellcat]

Yea :(

[@raarasunai4896]

Almost as annoying as when you go to click the back arrow and at that exact moment, a notification pops up right under my finger

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

...Kudos to Jack for forward thinking!

[@MrDeanmfitz]

"I rock 3 jobs"

[@DarcOne13]

"I'm better in bed than your boyfriend." "Oh, did you sleep with him, too?"

[@Scooter227]

One time i got a nice guy to stop dming me after I sent my bf’s d pic (he agreed to lol), and said he’s bigger :>

[@calicobagels]

Oh wow XD

[@mrce420.7]

Why is it always guys that have bing bongs ding dongs that look like toes send you pictures in dms and messages it's so odd just be normal

[@The_lamb_sauce]

9:34 I am so invested wtf their lives are either one big soap opera or this is fake or this actually happened and they are both theatre kids

[@Im._.Vortex1]

lez go more absurd guys to laugh at

[@Alpergio]

Should you be talking. You who is a Blue Archive player

[@Im._.Vortex1]

@@Alpergio what does the game i enjoy playing has to do with this? the message of the game is acceptance, friendship and overcoming issues with the help of others. please next time research more in the game u are trying to call people out for. Have a nice day ! :D

[@kami_oniisama9884]

voice breaking on rainbow sonic read was so fukin real I luv it

[@AdielTheSecond]

I was this....damn. I hate my younger self.

[@jonleibow3604]

I've never understood the thought process behind "They didn't respond to me instantly? Then I will insult them, that will surely win them over!"

[@Pancakes4CamPlz]

1:17:35 I genuinely love it when Jack adds these quick little rants. And we know he's not just saying them because he's nice, but because he believes in equality, bodily autonomy, freedom of speech (but not freedom from consequences caused by hateful speech)... heck, I'd love a dating advice video just to hear Jack rant about being vulnerable, comfortable with experimenting, communicating, respecting boundaries, giving tips on how to notice abusive behaviours... Or just his overall opinion on the matter. I'm sure he'd do his best and would teach people useful stuff.

[@audiogarden21]

I'm starting to empathize with women in the dating world...