r/Niceguys | M'laaaadyyyyy

Top posts from r/Niceguys on Reddit.

[@lloydsecord9159]

"Is in Africa and notices mosquito" M'laria

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

Lloyd Secord I choked on my cereal, thanks to this 😭😭😭

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

It's a me, Malario!

[@candeeartist8590]

I died young because of this, you're paying my funeral

[@synthtoaster]

🤣

[@roteberg1]

Yes

[@pastelroo3097]

“Ok furry” absolutely decimated me on impact

[@echoedmusic833]

I'm your manager

[@johnjohnson392]

@Ultra Gaming lol too lol freaking lol bad lol

[@Willow007c]

Ultra Gaming me too lol

[@deltacove]

Not all furries act like this figured i would say that to avoid any misconceptions.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

@@deltacove Thank you! Someone who gets it.

[@dragonelf3186]

Some guys be acting like they're in the sims. Sorry dude, you can't just dm a girl, marry her, and have 5 kids in the same day

[@phoenixfire5046]

HAHAHHAHAHA this comment

[@Devmess7799]

reality if often disappointing

[@plague6566]

Persona 5 is what they get as training

[@trqsh_can]

@@plague6566 Nice guys when they meet a woman in real life but there's no IGN guide for how to seduce her

[@plague6566]

@@trqsh_can *Holds her hand* "M-M'lady..." They think it's some magical romantic light novel or manga moment like, my god-

[@hellozukohere4713]

IMAGINE IMAGINE A nice girl Dating a nice guy

[@lethos8811]

gtfo of here with your karenxkyle fanfic

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

@Lethos you ok man?

[@lethos8811]

@@simplykathrynrebeca yes thanks. it was a joke. karen being the ultimate nice girl and kyle the ultimate niceguy

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

@@lethos8811 ok lol just making sure now that you explained it im laughing

[@lethos8811]

@@simplykathrynrebeca -_-

[@cryptiecreep]

"All my exes are crazy". If you have problems with literally every woman you date, then it might be you.

[@cubiesings]

you are one of my favourite unsolved mysteries

[@KashyaCharsi]

Especially if that is his definition of "crazy".

[@macgyver42563]

ME!? THE PERFECT PERSON WHO EVER EXISTED IS THE PROBLEM!?? INCONCEIVABLE!!!! This is just a joke to anyone who thinks I'm being serious.

[@Oismyurl]

Honestly that can happen depending on how many gf's. I've had 2. One decided to start cutting herself because I told her I wanted to spend christmas with my family. The second one stabbed me in the elbow with a fork because I knocked over a bit of her food as a joke :) But yeah I've met plenty of girls who aren't crazy so Im hopefull for the future (Some say 3rd times the charm) xd.

[@FurryToraChan]

Kinda kinda.... red flag if they say their exes are crazy too.....

[@starauretta]

the rule is simple-if you have to state “I’m nice,” you definitely aren’t nice

[@luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964]

Im not nice?

[@dot5687]

@@luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964 who knows I haven't met you

[@dot5687]

Also if they have to state that a 14 year old looks like she's 15 they're a pedo

[@twilightlight_]

Just say "I'm a guy", some people will underatand it.

[@lugoorstar]

@@dot5687 or if they identify themselves as map, aka pedophiles who are soooooo scared of being called a pedophile

[@bestwitch4414]

It's bad when the guy with the metal sonic pfp is nicer than the nice guy

[@billtenth5805]

@@cantsalvagethis No shit.

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

I just had a little laugh because I just imagined the nice guy having shadow

[@AHun-t]

He may be evil but he respects boundaries

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@AHun-t Yes, though Metal did kidnap Amy that one time in Sonic CD. Maybe he learned back then..

[@AHun-t]

*DeltaBlazin'X* eh he was just following orders, super villain gig is kidnap somebody close or seemingly close to the hero to draw them out

[@y.9645]

idk why but the some of the "nice guys" give me the possible future abusers vibe

[@jennipelt]

yeah me too

[@NICKWAPPERER117]

Get rid of the words "some" and "possible" and you're dead on man

[@AnkoTime]

Its because most 'nice guys' are not actually nice, but mimicking what theyve seen on tv and in movies to try and get a girl into bed via manipulation. Manipulation is one of the first signs of an emotionally and/or physically abusive person, so your instincts are not at all wrong.

[@elizabeth1703]

they are already being emotionally abusive

[@xultra_violetx]

Yeaaaaa

[@sunnypaws]

I want to see one where the woman pulls a, “I’m lesbian”.

[@blueskieshera]

The only response I've gotten from saying "listen, I'm bi and I've got a gf" is "are you down for a threesome" so :/

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Then the nice guy goes “You just haven’t found the right man yet”

[@UTOPIANPARODIES]

@@ahstiasummers5583 ah yes, nice guys who pulls a "i can make you straight" card

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

@@UTOPIANPARODIES I'm straight but responses like that always makes me want to summon a gay dude who's like "so you're straight? Haven't met me yet" and unzips his pants infront of the nice guy. Yet they're always angry when you pull the Uno reverse card on them XD

[@Ajehy]

Trust me, it never works

[@daisybryar2737]

Why do all these nice guys/girls think that "being nice" and "being loyal" are amazing exceptional qualities that no one will ever find elsewhere??? They're the absolutely baseline expectation and y'all are trying to wear it as a badge of honor

[@Dojoslayer]

DaisyBryar cuz you don’t see these things that often, many guys still don’t fulfill those baseline requirements

[@krissyl.575]

@@Dojoslayer uhhh sure, and even if u met that baseline expectation, doesn't mean the girl automatically owes u a relationship. plus the guys that do think they're all high and mighty for simply having respect for another human being, then they're just as bad, if not worse than the "assholes"

[@Dojoslayer]

Krissy L. Yeah, I agree. It’s still a rareness to find a guy that actually fulfills those requirements. Whatever, have a good day and take care

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Because so many nice girls/guys expect special treatment for doing the bare minimum in any relationship

[@oddiseyaatrox2813]

@@Dojoslayer quite a lot do actually

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Jeez, if I was a girl and someone texted me 10 times every hour then I would spam bot messages to your phone

[@kotetsu7817]

You are a very dedicated fan lmao, I always see you when it's within an hour of this being uploaded

[@sleepless2229]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction you could turn on “hide alerts” and it will stop you from getting text notifications from that person or a group chat

[@GoldenHyac1nth]

Hewwo

[@mme.veronica735]

@@GoldenHyac1nth Hi thewe fwiend! ( 0~0) * jumps of cliff *

[@ArturGlass.C]

That's fucking brilliant. I actually never thought about it. Thanks for the advice I'll try it.

[@lynxz-studios]

“You women don’t give us good guys a shot” From my conclusive studies, the reason appears to be that I, am a lesbian.

[@mlkforever2010]

I wish I could be trans AND les because of these but then I look at my bf (yes I am a gay male) and think there are better people than that

[@omsingh3982]

or that they aren't good guys lol

[@omsingh3982]

@@mlkforever2010 stay with your guy

[@OWO-kg9in]

*laughs in bisexual with a like....99% prefrence for girls*

[@Estelle9405]

Oh so you’re one of the female fury’s bruhs that always ignore nice male furries like me who respect females huh? /j I’m a lesbian too pls don’t come after me lmfao

[@kattriella1331]

"I'M A MAN" made me laugh harder than it should have. XD

[@alidiaz7913]

It made me think of the spongebob meme :D

[@mlkforever2010]

69 likes Not sure if I should make the joke :/ *NNNNNIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEE*

[@mlkforever2010]

I'm sorry if you read that...

[@maxxas5067]

Damn, my boy finally hit puberty. Good job mike

[@liveinleipzig]

😂😂

[@ferret1865]

IM CONFUSED HE DOESNT SOUND LIKE SLAZO ANYMORE

[@kingsockrat8543]

@@ferret1865 me too bruh

[@premiumcheddar9983]

I commented basically the same thing on the first video this happened Great minds think alike

[@maxxas5067]

@@premiumcheddar9983 I wasn't trying to steal your thunder I haven't seen the videos in a while this is just my favorite subreddit.

[@MYZS]

Damien: *does his very best to make the video funny and entertaining* Emkay Fans: *oh noooo where's that guy who sounds like slazo?? Give him back.*

[@colorbar.s]

It would've been nice if there was some kind of announcement or something before adding another guy

[@inhle1688]

colorbar.s there was an announcement, You just don’t watch the videos :)

[@kotetsu7817]

I love this guys voice so much lmao

[@colorbar.s]

@@inhle1688 Really? What video was it? And yeah I do watch them but they're pretty much daily uploads so I can't always keep up and sometimes it's a subreddit I don't really care about

[@gogomarioloshi]

I think it's the fact that a lot of us subbed for the slazo like charm and the other guy kinda showed up. This guy is cool tho. Just doesn't have the same charm.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

"Is there an officer, problem?" I laughed way too hard at that for some reason

[@Papi-ju3wc]

Thank you for being concerned but my life is plain right now

[@maelavdrak]

"I've never seen someone so desperate for a hug!" "It's why gentlemen are a dying breed." Yes of course, the lack of hugs are killing all the gentlemen! Why didn't i see it before!

[@robinchesterfield42]

(hushed narrator voice with British accent) And here we see, the young Gentleman in the wild. Unfortunately, Gentlemen need hugs to survive, and their natural habitat has been taken over by the more aggressive Chad. This means that there are no longer enough hugs to sustain the Gentleman population. Conservation efforts have been considered, but nobody wants to actually hug them."

[@macgyver42563]

This comment is gold

[@OneEyedCloud01]

JUST ONE CRUMB OF COOCHIE MA'AM

[@pastelpinnacle3955]

@@robinchesterfield42 continuing: unfortunately for any conservation efforts that *are* approved, the Chad will chase away all who attempt to hug the Gentleman, and will verbally abuse the Gentleman until it leaves the habitat and, eventually, dies. This is the reason so many Gentlemen have died out over the recent years, leaving little hope of survival for the ones that endure.

[@alvynnjethroevangelista9778]

@@pastelpinnacle3955 continuing: and now knowing the gentlemen cannot survive their last resort is to evolve into a normal man and as you can see this gentleman is now evolving into a normal man, which will also soon evolve into a chad and now his diet no longer contains coochie and he has little to no interests in it; probably for good (i think that their nice guy antics are temporary)

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

"Sir what would you like?" "Tips fedora" *M'cnuggets*

[@blackberryfreddy2243]

w h ee z

[@giovannimacchini8615]

actually I would like some **fedora tipping** _m'c 'n' cheese_

[@leave3451]

@@giovannimacchini8615 _yes_

[@quinnjustice9038]

@@giovannimacchini8615 m,cribs

[@mrtrollnator123]

😂 that's a good one

[@JapanischErfahren]

It hurts so much when you see a part of your past self in those losers, lol. This videos should be mendatory to watch for 12-16 year old boys.

[@rick30521]

"Always do this: *Points at wholesome subreddit*. Never do that: *Points at /r nice guys/girls* only villains do that"

[@lemagloria]

Exactly 😂 I feel a bit attacked eventhought I'm a girl ,I was def a legbear

[@Devmess7799]

Same. Being a nice guy isn't worth anything

[@jh1244]

im not sure if it was on purpose but the fact that it says mendatory makes this comment even better

[@RR-vp7zr]

I agree

[@J_A]

Furry niceguys are my worst nightmare. Imagine waking up at 3AM to see one standing next to your bed and he says "M'lady."

[@C4H10N4O2]

Damn that's creepy !

[@cedricswicegood8885]

Owo m'lady wats dis

[@imp8453]

As a furry woman I dated one he ended up being a real prick

[@imp8453]

@BloodyPastel 2iudydidyegrbdjsn no!!!

[@kayleighhooper7021]

That sounds nightmarish

[@AltTemp]

I died at the “hug request” 😂😂

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

*H* *U* *G* *M* *E* *N* *O* *W*

[@cheese7432]

Aka: when ever I return home and my cat meows at me

[@felixschreave354]

_please, just a spare of COOCHIE_

[@ronnie8984]

Dacteo haha I rarely hug my friends, getting a request like that would stress me outt

[@pokefan7446]

God, I hope I never become THAT desperate for a hug. I mean, hugs are great, don’t get me wrong. But I hope I never become so desperate I’m practically begging my friend for a hug.

[@moodycowcrafts4862]

"I'm a nice *family* guy" translation: "I want a wife that will look after me like my mum and have sex with me anytime i want. I am both the husband and the baby in the family and deserve all of the attention 24/7." (The kind of guy that gets jealous if the wife gets pregnant and starts giving her attention to child care rather than his maintenance)

[@pickled_pup5549]

Why does that seem so true for that one guy?

[@kiri3639]

I legit saw “I want a wife that’s like my mom and have sex anytime I want”

[@beansforlief5703]

This is so accurate it’s scary

[@OctyabrAprelya]

TIL Gendo Ikari was a nice guy.

[@SimplyConeh]

@@PzDallas Ehehehehehehehehe

[@ViolosD2I]

"nice male furries like me who respect females" RUN

[@bean_enthusiast]

*Run so fast*

[@fynnla.e]

@@user-vz5lw2pu8t don't say ejaculate please

[@sphee4149]

@@fynnla.e sprouts leg

[@karoshi645]

Just leave, disappear, and Run

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@Ikabun1312 okay but especially if a furry says "females" i'm fucking running until i can lock a door behind me.

[@andrewb9940]

I feel like the line between r/incels and r/niceguys is very, very, Very, VERY thin. Possibly thinner that mentioned above...

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

So on a scale of mysogyny (smallest to largest) there is: Soy Boy (yea, they are in a certain way mysogenic) WhiteKnight (not the KKK kind, but still not good) Weeaboo Niceguy Neckbeard Incel (of course all of the above can also mingle with each other)

[@andrewb9940]

@Noah *Ryder rental van*

[@semilorekaji-hausa2078]

@@valentinmitterbauer4196 can you explain why you think "soy boys" are misogynistic?

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

@@semilorekaji-hausa2078 Because the most common reason for them to side with super radical feminists is that they think that they may get some intercourse eventually that way. Kinda like the WhiteKnight, but not that radical.

[@ryzemidsauce3668]

Dont forget the small line between incels niceguys and neckbeards

[@ronakino]

“All my exs are crazy!” Gee, I wonder what the common factor between them all would be. 🤔

[@macgyver42563]

Holmes investigation frown *INTENSIFIES*

[@viv9466]

*tips fedora* m'kaydy

[@caseygibson7981]

The World's No.1 Jellybean. Underrated comment.

[@inspiringwhisper133]

Wow you even got their spelling right 😂

[@annyshkilionok2680]

BUT THAT'S KAYAYDAY'S LIE ISN'T IT

[@annyshkilionok2680]

@@solsglobe you literally have a Kokichi profile picture

[@cogniferous2537]

"Try being a nice person instead of being a *b e e.* " Bees: **goes extinct**

[@hiya_its_sam1576]

* a n g r y b e e n o i s e s *

[@foxythegamer9067]

*Extinct bee noises*

[@aleen3280]

Best things that come with being Ugly: *You basically have a Anti- Nice Guy Spray, because no one checks you out in the first place*

[@raiinhoney]

Nice guys have the mentality of *Insult her before she can insult me*

[@k9_unit49]

Cause they know she finna mess them up lmao.

[@raiinhoney]

@@k9_unit49 Yessir

[@assassinbro2988]

I try my best to find a single way to defend them and I can't find one good reason

[@maxmbacon]

I like this man. Much wider voice range and situation impersonstions.

[@Ycard11]

Same

[@yoghurtcat]

420 likes NiGgaaaaAaAaaAAaAaaa

[@kit7791]

Sugondese OoOooOOOOOoooOoOoOo

[@blackbun130]

This makes me want to become a lesbian.

[@geo1618]

Lmfao same

[@rohilthomson]

Why not then lol?

[@yandere_1452]

If only it was a choice 😞

[@TheBigDynamo]

You can't escape. The nice girls exist as well.

[@pannacottafugay6391]

Boxes World become asexual aromantic

[@tatiana2133]

Y'all should think before saying all females cause your mom exists, too. *Happy late mother's Day*

[@kevintrang3007]

But what if their mother abused them?

[@tatiana2133]

@@kevintrang3007 so they saying every female abuses them? Same for males too.

[@ailahmashod]

Tatiana Annie I love my mom

[@kotetsu7817]

I love his voice so much, the guy who is not Slazo can stay away a little longer

[@clannahbanana5967]

Can I just say your username is amazing xD

[@BartyCrease98]

I remember when I was a r/nice guy No wonder so many girls never talked to me

[@Devmess7799]

Same Also, Nice name.

[@Devmess7799]

@Jamilah toenailkilla life experiences probably.

[@blackberryfreddy2243]

@Jamilah toenailkilla maybe realization, or someone just told em and he realized

[@nick-fil-a1297]

-Slazo- Emkay: *talks* Fans: *Ew so boring give us someone new* Damien: *talks* Fans: *wtf put it back*

[@kayleighhooper7021]

F N C no!

[@SakuraChai]

I really like Damien’s voice. He’s adorable

[@crowleynotcrawley9283]

Who is slazo and whe re d he GO? I like both of em tho

[@Tarnished_Hunter]

F N C I actually don’t mind the change but one thing that bothers me is that he doesn’t say schlong like slazo did

[@nick-fil-a1297]

Bakura Yami yeah Damien’s awesome. I was speaking for people other than myself

[@ShinoaburameX3333]

The fact that the girl from hinge was fully willing to gove that guy a secomd chamxe after everytjing he did. I think she needs to stay far awY from all those red flags

[@thebeanieman]

Nice guys: Gay Girls: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

[@hentaisurf8207]

It's so hard being a gay girl when you are a dude and straight

[@pr_gr8760]

This made me laugh a lot 😂😂😂

[@thebeanieman]

@@pr_gr8760 well- wow- thanks?

[@sliverbullet7973]

Bisexuals: *I am 8 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

[@Abyssalvintages]

Pansexual: *I am 12 pans ahead of you*

[@poppajournee8323]

"Remember that nice guy in high school that you kept in the friend zone so you could date that chad? The guy you mistreated for years and made feel like he was nothing while he waited on you hand and foot.... well thats not me, i was the chad"

[@cythose4059]

You dont look like a chad

[@HCXVII]

you look like you're about to pack up 3 children

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Lol "was"

[@onyx1654]

@@cythose4059 let him have self confidence lmao

[@goldenwind_IV]

Chad Davis

[@odette6328]

Why do people think sending unwanted dickpics is okay? It's like flashing yourself in front of someone you don't know in a park. It's sexual harassment. How's that so hard to understand? Besides, it's hard to tell the age of someone online so the fact that some grown ass dudes probably sent underage girls Dickpics is just...

[@abameow]

@@minty9982 why the fuck are you on it then

[@katychang7561]

Organic soap sc is not an app for older kids it’s for anyone who wants to be on it

[@minty9982]

@Claire yikes bro, chill.

[@cedrikw4972]

Odette Not wanting to defend any of these disgusting pigs but i heard many people saying that hornyness can make you do weird thing,but at this point these people have problem even before they were horny,this is the sad reality

[@heyitsenzo8750]

Odette it’s just...eww

[@soup_time-11movedchannelsc70]

"Your one of them female furrys that ignore male furrys" ( *Tea kettle intensifies* ) Oh my God

[@child_eater889]

7:21

[@goldenproductions7831]

Wow soviet flag i see your a good man

[@telnobynoyator_6183]

Hey non-australian dude, don't worry, we love you too

[@canuck3703]

If you have to say your a nice guy ur probably not 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@xsoxfatalx9721]

But .....I am a nice guy

[@chrisbtw6896]

@@xsoxfatalx9721 (x) doubt

[@xsoxfatalx9721]

@@chrisbtw6896 you're just one of those Chad-like assholes that use females, ya'll deserve each other

[@willis1383]

@@cal4906 r/woooosh

[@willis1383]

@@cal4906 i'll give you that

[@captainchemo8074]

Me: I'm not a bad Guy Me (1 hours later): I'm not a good guy either Me (now: months later): you know what, I'm just a guy

[@OWO-kg9in]

*tips fedora*

[@edify.9018]

Me now: I’m just

[@amitasrivastava493]

@@edify.9018 I'm

[@blackberryfreddy2243]

y e a h .

[@leave3451]

@@OWO-kg9in _m’dude_

[@LalaKathleen]

EmKay: posts quality content that takes a lot of time to make nearly every day You guys: oH eM gEe wHeRe’S SlAzO

[@Buddhistsocialist]

LalaKathleen rapping people.

[@bosniaforever]

xxplvb is he doing free styles or something if he’s rapping.

[@jestersudz6085]

whats the slazo joke I dont get why everyone is calling emkay slazo?

[@averagepanda9353]

the downside of these videos are the entitled and shitty people. the upside however is this guy's reaction. nice laugh. so precious. must protecc.

[@trickxtreat5663]

"is there a officer, problem?" made me laugh so much. Its around here somewhere 16:00

[@LightSoul-8]

16:15

[@TheIllusiveBlane]

Wow, that voice, I wish I had.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Thank you not Australian man.

[@benjamin7670]

"Is there an officer, problem?" Oh I get it, he's probably just drunk. Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[@mysterypersonthing8885]

The "funny" thing is how all the victims are so patient with the "nice-guy"'s bs...

[@jensbasement3862]

Most "nice guys" target timid people who don't have the gumption to say "no"

[@awesomegaymer5786]

probably because it's more funny than anything

[@Chuck_EL]

The one woman that paid for her own drinks actually is a saint to keep talking to that piece of filth for as long as she did I think she was doing that because they did physical meet and she doesn't want him to physically stalk her so she's trying her best disfuse the conflict That's just my impression

[@averybaravik7213]

16:12 It sounded like the steve hurt noise from minecraft. “OOH”

[@_MNF__]

10:00 Honestly she gave you a chance man 😔

[@macgyver42563]

And he blew it like a lonely stick of dynamite.

[@JohnnyTromboner]

"He's just manipulating you for sex, something I'd never do" As that's literally what he's attempting lmao

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

sorry caithlyn but if i let you out of my house, that giuy will definitely lock you off

[@miskats]

"Is there an officer, problem?" I am deceased

[@OnyxAgainstTheWorld]

"Frigid." **stares in asexual** ...k

[@justadjustor8993]

Ditto! 😄😁

[@malikkarolina951]

Yes.... 100% true xD

[@MsBluebot]

Same dude

[@Syliag7]

7:39 as a furry, i refuse to be associated with this man and officially declare myself offended by his mere existence

[@wardedthorn6523]

"Physical demonstrations of my love" sounds creepy as hell

[@rrcodel]

Damien's voice is so calming.

[@idontknoworcare300]

his laugh always makes me laugh. i love it

[@jg1681]

These videos get me mad because of how impatient these guys are. They need to grow up.

[@Vampyrehearttt]

Seriously

[@randompromises1038]

@@Vampyrehearttt the theory i have in my head as to why people are like this is because they're so stuck with the fantasy in their head of their ideal partner that when they try something and it backfires they lash out immediately. in their head they have it figured out, the absolute perfect relationship, but they're only thinking just about the positive parts. not about the flaws or insecurities their partner could potentially have, just that they're sure if they give enough attention to them things can just work out and fix itself. obviously that doesn't work and so they get upset. trying not to reveal their insecurities on getting rejected by being assertive and pinning the blame on everyone else and ironically that shit backfires painfully on them. it boils down to insecurity, really. tl;dr - people are so far up their own ass when it comes to fantasizing about getting laid that when reality is unpredictable and not what they expected they try at a tactic that doesn't show how upset they are at being rejected. which becomes the trash mess of nice people.

[@Maybe.morgan]

I lost it when he said " ahape" my sense of humor is horrible.

[@_THE_NUT_]

The amount of fedora energy is palpable.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

The amount of likes you have compels me to say this: *tongue click* Nice. B3

[@tylerdurdan7740]

Thanks for the gold kind starnger🎩👌

[@beanbrain6162]

Fedoras aint even that bad but I still find myself agreeing with u

[@orion_starchaser]

*"Is there an officer, problem?"*

[@rasati]

15:28 oh god the stereotypical nerd voice it gives me goosebumps

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

I always knew niceguys were cancer, but the second you get into a healthy relationship you realise they are creepy as hell and abusive.

[@EternalVirgin]

That last one just screams "Twilight" so much that I started sparkling in sunlight.

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

2 videos in a day? Man, This guy that's taken over EmKay after Michael is pumping things out, eh?

[@inhle1688]

James Stark: Ben Edition he has a good voice tbh😂

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

@@inhle1688 yeah but he's no Slazo.

[@1scarymonsters1]

He's slazo but better

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Wow this comment didn't age well huh

[@inhle1688]

James Stark: Ben Edition definitely not😂

[@chaselindsey8841]

Imagine being this narcissistic and thirsty at the same time

[@flare8708]

Thirstissistic

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

The man apologizing for getting mad at the woman who spoke to someone else gave me low key killer vibes. Like, I fear if she we let him come over or went back, he'd have ended up killing her and the guy she spoke to.

[@YourOnlyHero]

"Is there a officer, problem?" This mad lad

[@bingle4551]

video: r/niceguys content: ‘nice guys’ thumbnail: actually nice guy

[@decayan9023]

You don't find any of them a bit creepy ?

[@microbialdoormat]

He’s talking about the meme, it’s not a nice guy, it’s a.... kind guy.

[@TeatroGrotesco]

Seems every Nice Guy convo is an example of, "That Escalated Quickly. "

[@grinch9544]

I pray I never meet one of such people in real life. They take hypocrisy to different levels.

[@quill_bee]

I like Damien, and honestly, my opinion is the only one that matters

[@eliac]

I wish one day a nice guy uses the line “all women ask for is a nice guy, but reject him when he appears” and the girl is just like “Dude. *I’m lesbian.”*

[@juliviana7738]

I'm somehow in love with this guy now, even tho I miss Slazo.

[@cameronfox4401]

Unpopular opinion: Damien is better than The Slazbag™.

[@darcykeeblewatson4121]

'Name withheld' XD That voice killed me XD

[@facetious5268]

nobody: villagers in minecraft: 8:52 sexy villagers in minecraft: 10:33

[@sO-mq6qh]

Idd 😂

[@kiuura]

cool but what happened to the actual Australian human being

[@pastnieks7384]

died lmao

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

Too many spiders, drop bears and other dangerous fuckers

[@killme5204]

Janco van der Westhuizen wait fuck drop bears are real???? On my year six camp they told us about them as a joke, and made us all hold sticks above our head! I thought they weren’t real!! What that fuck???

[@yoshikagekira4471]

Kill Me they’re not real.

[@ninjalokust]

Me when I see an EmKay upload "FUC YEAH DAWG" Me when I hear a non Australian *dislikes and closes video*

[@TXFlyveon]

"Loves the water" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@venuslowe]

11:01 i relate to this so much. i hate hugs (it feels like i’m being suffocated) but people get *so* upset when you turn down a hug?? like chill out lmao

[@gd9210]

the dude with the gay metal sonic pfp is the only person that matters

[@ladygiseler2187]

Every _nice guy_ ever: "all my exs are crazy!"

[@maybekhris]

Oh no, even the furry community can't escape the nice guys

[@k9_unit49]

Help😿

[@monodragon]

please help us, we're getting hunted by them

[@chriswolf3686]

Nice male furry? We need r/nicefurryguys and r/nicefurrygirls ASAP

[@crispcandle8331]

I was looking for this comment.

[@robinchesterfield42]

I think that's basically creepyasterisks and creepypms...

[@theblackbaron4119]

I don't descriminate by gender, they are all just degenerates.

[@Dojoslayer]

Yeah, have fun screwing with your dog‘s ass

[@hervygervy8530]

That would be comedy gold lol

[@Năzdrăvanul69]

The fact that at one point it went from a dramatic breakup over text to "PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG" is hilarious

[@Caliexl0l]

His laugh is amazing, love this new guy

[@ronninator]

I love this guys laugh 😂 it’s contagious and tbh makes the video that much more entertaining

[@diamondangelina]

It’s actually insane how some guys can be like this. Gosh

[@apeman6059]

Yeah Its Crazy 🤦‍♂️

[@sidous471]

12:15 Girl: *breathes* Guy: *getting out the ring*

[@awesomegaymer5786]

if she breathes shes a QUEEN

[@rokkkleee112]

Hey man I know you might be reading the comments and I hope you read this one and I liked slazo but I like you more you’re an actually good voice actor person.

[@blessiemasancay4818]

13:05 he had a chance at being friends and blew it right away

[@froguly8284]

Nice girls: FINALY equality *eight minutes later* Nice girls: never mind ladies always come first

[@FirstnameLastname-es1ko]

M E D I O C R E M E L O D Y I get the joke, but it kind of seems irrelevant or unconnected to the current video, I feel like it would be better suited to an R/nicegirls video.

[@LuvFearlessly]

Huh

[@indoorkyte5158]

Dude perfect video to wake up to cheers 🥰

[@vallencia]

Another one of my species :)

[@joshkrasnow5949]

This isn’t a dude perfect video it’s and emkay vid

[@vallencia]

@@joshkrasnow5949 I think they meant "Dude, Perfect Video to wake up to". They just forgot the comma, i guess punctuation really changes a sentence c:

[@joshkrasnow5949]

*Cough* r/woooosh

[@vallencia]

@@joshkrasnow5949 That's a nice cover up to a misunderstanding. Good try though :)

[@ImLiterallyAClown]

One of my favourite things about Emkay is the genuine voicing!! The little stutters and stuff just shows that it's unscripted, which makes all the weird comments a lot funnier! I also love how nice everyone is! Jack, Damien, Robin, Lexi, EVERYONE! They are all so nice and funny, Emkay is one of my favourite channels to watch and listen to while I'm trying to do my work, it's really easy to focus with and they are never too obnoxious. Literally the perfect channel, you guys deserve over 1 billion subscribers :)

[@heroplayer9608]

“Yes we exist, but some of us aren’t good looking so no one cares”... I felt that. I really did.

[@justpeachy6450]

If you guys want to hear Slazo's voice can't you just go to his channel. You guys are being kind of unsupportive of Damien.

[@user-gg2eh8ni9b]

True.

[@microbialdoormat]

Yeah, I don’t get this drama, Slazo is fun but I prefer Damien. Wish he used stand-ins more, instead of saying b he could say... boi or bruh or bat or bar

[@thegoldenpro0142]

Its hilarious that they're like"i didn't want to go out with you anyway" and im like,why message me in the first place???

[@eltonmugambe1313]

3:44 this accent is killing me xD