ALL OF R/POINTLESSLYGENDERED

[@d4n737]

Girls, if your "Man": - Has long hair - takes frequent baths like a princess - likes jewelry - Spends a lot of time on art and creative activities That's not a guy, that- Oh wait, that's actually a norse viking. my bad.

[@SupahCray]

HaHAAA!!! Nice~

[@OminousBro]

YES

[@snoooooooooot]

I am V I K I N G

[@luvstimetosleep]

@@snoooooooooot That is My favorite gender

[@venomgaming7014]

Girls, if your man: -Has long hair -Goes adventuring -Plunders Monestaries -Kills English soldiers That ain’t your man, that’s Harald Hardrada from the Viking invasion of England in 1066.

[@purplekrownking]

to quote an eraser - "I think that pink is quite MANLY!" which goes to show that WHO CARES if something is blue or pink.

[@popoffig]

bfdi!

[@popoffiguess]

​@@popoffigreal

[@FizzyFang]

Bfdi

[@maroonluckyblockgames7062]

14:10

[@stupidcheesyfan]

OMG BFDI REF

[@HeyItIsLuna]

Girls, if your man: - has long hair - wears open-toed sandals - wears a robe That’s Jesus Christ.

[@Iamhere829]

😂😂😂 you can't Mess with The Messiah 🎉🎉

[@Dekommer]

And she walks on water and heals the unfortunate

[@Xenon-k3s]

Wait that actually made me laugh

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

As a sort of the reverse of the 'OR SHE' manager comic: I'm a primary school teacher, which is a VERY female dominated profession. A few years ago, we only had one male on staff. The principal would open every meeting, professional development session, or general announcement with, "Ladies--and Mark--".

[@nurikokocchi]

I can't believe that the "they" pronoun offends conservatives so much. Just stop assuming everyone's gender and use the neutral pronoun that's in the dictionary RIGHT THERE! Saying "they" to save your time on assuming won't magically make you gay

[@shadowfluff2255]

My nephew is a cheerleader..... the announcer opened up with "Our girls and boy have a show to put on!" It took a while to get to the boy part because you could barely see him. He was bullied for being a cheerleader, too. Poor kid. He liked the bow he got for participating.

[@themanifestorsmind]

​@@shadowfluff2255 when I was in high school in the 90s we had two male cheerleaders who were brothers. And they were FINE fine. They were the most popular cheerleaders and always had plenty of girls. No one thought they were gay. I think they chose cheering as their sport so they could be close to the girls and look under skirts tbh

[@shadowfluff2255]

@themanifestorsmind My nephew got bullied for it. He did enjoy cheerleading, though, and he was popular within the groups. There were only very few kids who bulied him.

[@itslexactually]

My old work had bathrooms labeled Women and Ben. There was one guy named Ben so he just put a B on the sign.

[@snoozymac2377]

Fun fact: blue used to be a gentle and calm color used to represent females, and pink used to be a jarring and strong color used to represent men.

[@Faceplates330]

The primary reason it isn't anymore is because the Nazis had homosexual prisoners wear pink triangles to mark them as such. When the war ended and the prisoners were rescued, the Americans sent the gay ones back.

[@nathangrey6236]

It's all Barbies fault

[@hyperactiveofficial8096]

So, we went from gendering colors to gendering colors again. Gotcha.

[@magnusmikkelborgriis3635]

Blue was used as a simbel of status in the middle ages'es cuz it was a different color and there for a expensive color. The deeper blue the more money. Pink or red however was very easy and cheap

[@Dying-chambers]

For the sexists who disagree. Look at Baby Blue and Neon Pink side by side. One color looks like it'd nurse you to health, and the other looks like a cyberpunk robot about to kill you.

[@goliathsteinbeisser3547]

24:05 Marie Curie is the only person to ever win two Nobel Prizes in two different fields. One for chemistry, one for physics.

[@Paradigm-Shift208]

What a rockstar...

[@voguishthrone5887]

My dad told me not to let my boyfriend wear nail polish- at least around him. I’m just like I don’t control my boyfriend, he’ll do whatever the fuck he wants

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

Good for you. Daddy needs to chill.

[@closotezuka]

i hate it when people are halfway between support and contempt. like pick a lane

[@SupahCray]

Dude, if I had a boyfriend who wore nail polish I'd die.......from sexiness~ TOO HOT!! AWH! *Dead*

[@papilightskin]

​@SupahCray girl let me tell you it's awesome, my bf lets me paint his nails and i love it! Find you a man who loves his nails painted 😌

[@SupahCray]

@@papilightskin ugghh, luckyyyy~ I wish I wasn't so scared of being in a relationship, then I would totally be in guys' dms, like "heyyy, sooo, you like that polish or nahhh?" It's mainly the "physical" aspect of relationships that put me off. Them..THINGS...they's weird, why are they shaped like that and why do they flop? XD anyways, tmi from me, I know, but my brain ain't "typical" (wink wink nudge nudge) and so it thinks I need to explain my entire set of thoughts ALL in one go, lol! Have an awesome day, though, girly Q! I hope you and your boyf have a wonderful, happy, long life together~ Much love from this strange girl on the other side of the screen! 💖 💗 💘

[@Kellobytes]

As a woman. I validate the "guys" and "dude" being gender neutral.

[@spikeoramathon]

Yes.

[@jasonsanders9919]

I use "bro" gender neutrally as well

[@KyleTheDragonVA]

the real question is is "bro" gender neutral (edit: why did this get more traction then any other of my comments ever lol)

[@KyleTheDragonVA]

@@jasonsanders9919 same, thats why i asked

[@prxmp]

​@@KyleTheDragonVA bro is short for brother but i like to think its neutral gendered lol

[@sunsetter3334]

I remember recently joining my mom to go for a market being held inside a school. Now know that this is a decently small town with a decent population. The bathrooms in that school are beyond stunning! I’m talking completely private, genderless, and anyone can use any of them! My old school was pale in comparison with the typical way too spacious stalls where you can smell vape smoke no matter where you’re making your deposit. I wish I went to that school when I was younger…

[@RunBayou]

That genderless bathrooms mean so much to you is a sign of an unhealthy obsession

[@helyphion]

​@@RunBayouwhat.

[@sunsetter3334]

@@RunBayou You’re the one who fixated on the one term I said to describe the bathrooms. Did I not mention they’re private? Did I not mention they’re accessible to everyone? Also don’t family bathrooms count as genderless as well? Seems like you’re the one fussing over gender here lol

[@Oakpawprobablyanimates]

​@@RunBayou grow up

[@Cole_Cross]

@@RunBayou you mad? touch grass. every comment on here is followed by your negativity. its hilariously sad.

[@disrespectbrabarcle]

"no air bags" "we die like real men" i see natural selection is at its work again

[@ForestFlowers-ou5dj]

My poor grandfather years and years ago was a firefighter and didn’t wear his mask because it was seen as “weak” for them to do so. He died of lung cancer, some people don’t realize how serious stuff like this gets. :/

[@MeItyCheese]

“no air bags” “we win darwin awards”

[@lexa2310]

I think I finally understand the concept/thought behind that one AO3 tag "No beta reader- we die like men" when compared to this. I wondered about that for a bit. 😂

[@Koifishyy.]

i thought dying was gay what

[@SupahCray]

@@Koifishyy. straight guys are only gay with the homies.

[@noyou1735]

“Alex is a boy’s name” Steve: “guess I’m *gAy* ”

[@lefishe5845]

I think Alex is based on Jeb, the developer, who is a man.

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

@@lefishe5845 i thought it was based off of jebs wife

[@shall0e]

Whatever, still a girl, that's a win​@@lefishe5845

[@Fruad_jo]

@@lefishe5845then why would Alex be a woman?

[@lefishe5845]

@iamlosingmysanityrapidly well simply put, it's not.

[@Messy_lawn_clippings]

Dude so I'm a girl and I'm in boy scouts and apparently when I went in to a troop they had to make a entire new troop because girls can't have the same troop as guys? And we share all the same tools and go on the same camping trips and have meetings at the same exact time. And we have the boy scout handbook: for girls AND ALL IT DOES IS REPLACE THE PICTURES OF GUYS WITH GIRLS

[@aguenya]

AW HELL NAW 💀💀

[@David_ShaggyCustoms]

It’s a Boy Scouts club. What do you expect? Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts have been separated for years…

[@notapplicable6985]

​@@David_ShaggyCustomsYeah, it's weird that the bsa was gendered when compared to it's international acouting counterparts

[@gabrielaortega7587]

They don’t call it BOY scouts for nun

[@CharlieCharliedagoat]

Fun fact: British tanks in WW1 was gendered. The male tanks had the cannons, and were mainly used as anti fortifications, and the female tanks had machine guns instead, and were mainly used to charge with and cover infantry. As tanks began to have both machine guns and cannons, these terms eventually died out.

[@B.L.U.S]

I guess the British had taken the joke of don't mess with women a little too far

[@nohintshere]

...turnin' the frickin' tanks intersex...

[@LineOfThy]

@@nohintshere the wokes have gone too far!!!

[@elgordobondiola]

Soon, humans will all have cannons and machine guns and then gender will end.

[@wyzer9]

Same for automobiles. "Male" cars were the muscle cars with stickshifts and "female" cars were the "family" cars (usually automatic, as they became more prevalent).

[@someguy1894]

to quote a shirt i owned as a boy "PINK IS FOR MEN!" i used to hate that shirt since..i had it in pre-k, but now i know that the shirt was pretty based ngl

[@donm9090]

It's time for us to be real men and admit colors like pink and purple are dope. I have a lavender colored shirt and it's one of my favorite ones tbh.

[@cjsantiago4035]

Lmao I see the color pink as "bold" because it really is bold to wear full pink outside as a man.

[@someguy1894]

@@donm9090 for real pink/purple arent my favorite colors but they look nice enough also my parents never wanted me to wear white outside of my house since apparently it was girly?

[@OminousBro]

@@someguy1894wth white is girly now

[@cjsantiago4035]

@@someguy1894Damn that's crazy, the white slander is insane ngl.

[@Beka_Rex]

That yorkie advertising campaign was genius. Boys bought them because they were just for boys, girls bought them because nobody can tell them they can’t have a chocolate bar. It really was brilliant 😂

[@naiteiruakuma2261]

ah yes, lets feminize makeup, wigs, pink colour, tight leggings and high heels even thought all of that was originaly worn by men, especilly nobles. Centuries ago, a man in pink brocade clothes, tight leggings with buckled shoes on heels wearing a wig and makeup was the peak masculinity. Another thing this video reminded me is one of my fav memories. When i was a little girl, maybe 6 tops, i went to McDonalds with my grandparents. There were either Hello Kitty or Spider-Man toys in happy meal. I was so sad to get Hello Kitty, yeah i cried so that might have been the main reason, but my grandpa went to the cashiers and asked them to change the toy. I was so happy that he got me Spider-Man one! My grandpa was always the sweetest, and i miss him so much.

[@Tigglesmith]

cant wait to meet Abraham Lincoln as a femboy

[@bene5431]

​@@Tigglesmith Lincoln was too late for that. Try George Washington

[@MZIH]

Also skirts wore by Roman warriors because pants are feminine

[@KILLKRYPTOOfficial]

Make up? Wigs? Tight leggings? A clown could be a person of any gender

[@RunBayou]

You are unhealthily obsessed with this topic and need to touch grass

[@UsernameBoxFiller]

24:50 Historically, women's bicycles have no bar so they could ride with a dress and still be modest. So it's mostly useless not to have one now, since basically nobody is gonna ride a bicycle with a dress.

[@gabrielbruce1977]

Fun fact, that frame design is still used today, we just call it the step-through.

[@Drak_Thedp]

Well, kinda. The design is used in folding bikes since it's easier to make one hinge than to align two.

[@papermonkeyminer8116]

I'd imagine it would be structurally stronger to have a triangle shape like the men's bicycle, though. But maybe that doesn't really matter because if you're in a big enough crash to break the frame in half, you've got bigger problems anyway.

@@gabrielbruce1977 In the Netherlands, we call it an ‘omafiets’ (grandma bike).

[@roidesbananes8138]

I dunno, I got one without the bar and I think it’s just so much more convenient

[@laurapaivab]

"Fellas, is it gay to perceive the self?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Roachisbug141]

LISTEN UP GIRLS! If your “boyfriend”: -Has a mowhawk -name is John Mactavish -Nickname is Soap -Has a best friend named Simon Riley Then that’s no boy. That’s actually Johnny “Soap” Mactavish from Call of Duty.

[@SumaraiX]

Thank you for this life changing information 🙏🙏

[@CanUFeelMyL0veBuzz]

Bro I was so worried my boyfriend might be Johnny 😢🙏

[@Intrepid42643]

Whoa whoa whoa That’s not ok We don’t bring Soap into this

[@D3wp3arl]

This sounds like a serious problem. I need this problem in my life.

[@Vodka6329]

manfriend

[@Rusty-the-Protogen]

-"I want a boy toy please" -"Haha don't we all" That was TOO good

[@sstandby]

Explaning the 24 being gay in Brazil: The pronunciation of the number "24" in portuguese is "vinte e quatro" which is very similar to the sentence "vinde quatro" which basically means "came in all fours". Came in the sense of coming to a place.

[@altoidsours]

I worked at a hospital cafe. One time a nurse called in an order for a patient and he had requested a dessert but didn't know what he wanted. I listed off some, including cherry pie, and she stopped me and said "he's a 36 year old man, I don't think he wants cherry pie!" and was kind of huffing a laugh like she couldn't believe I suggested it. To this day I still wonder what she meant by that.

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

She was disappointed you didn't have rusty nails served on rotting beach wood. Or, today's alternate, enriched urainium served in 30wt. motor oil.

[@SupahCray]

Soooo, she's never heard the song MEN made about "Cherry Pie"???

[@altoidsours]

@@SupahCray I guess not! She was a bit of a weirdo. I'm not sure if she just thought cherry pie wasn't manly or what.

[@seattlefloyd]

I'm a 58 year old man, and I want cherry pie!

[@altoidsours]

@@seattlefloyd Gasp!!!

[@cypress8268]

Quick note! The reason you shouldn't eat raw cookie dough isn't actually because of the eggs, it's because of the flour. If you ever look at a bag of flour, it straight up tells you that it's not ready to eat and needs to be cooked in order to get rid of bacteria that might be in it.

[@3333EEEErawr]

Could it be because of both? Because I’m pretty sure raw egg is not good for you anyway.

[@hayuseen6683]

Raw egg itself is okay but greater risk for bacteria​... but that's pretty true of any food. Mass produced foods are put through processing plants that may as well be petri dishes. That's how you get salmanilla spreading.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

It's also to kill and Flour Beetles in it... If you've ever opened a bag of flour and seen small black insects crawling around in it, the bag is old and the Beetle eggs hatched...

[@NbNgMOD]

​@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan i buy the bag of flour for the eggs 😋

[@cypress8268]

@@3333EEEErawr The main risk for salmonella occurs when you crack the egg, as bacteria on the outside can get inside. However, the sanitation process most eggs go through makes this very unlikely. And while some eggs will have internal contamination, even this is rare, especially nowadays. So while you can get sick from raw eggs, it's more likely to be the flour that does it.

[@wisteriablossom2730]

"TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK" -Infected, Regretevator, Roblox

[@throneisbed7833]

I think most of us do agree that 'Guys' and 'Dude' are non-gendered, but I would like to offer for gender-neutral consideration: 'girlypop'. My partner will call anyone and everyone girlypop and honestly? They may just be onto something.

[@clairesmeal2515]

YES I LOVE CALLING EVERYONE ‘GIRLYPOP’

[@nickkohlmann]

I have never heard that before, what does it mean?

[@chrisfiechtner332]

@@nickkohlmanna person

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

Zesty gender neutral? I like it

[@oat_the_keytar]

​@@Anon_y_mouse_the_only pretty sure

[@Spac3zy_Pr0t0g3n]

4:33 THEY CHANGED THEIR USER TO NON BINARY LEMONADE LOVER 😭😭😭WELCOME TO THE NON BINARY CLUB BRO!

[@squibkib]

WOOOO

[@Sillygoofyartist]

LETS GOOOOO

[@SupahCray]

I identify as a girl, but that guy identifies as awesome~

[@SHRIMPO_HATESEVERYTHING]

Jelp I love your pfp

[@Spac3zy_Pr0t0g3n]

@@SHRIMPO_HATESEVERYTHING aww thank you:)

[@cienciadeum]

14:11 *the BFDI fandom has been summoned*

[@Coolouie]

YEAAAHHH!

[@reversedechoes]

YEAAAAAAA

[@XsBiggestFan96]

GOLFY :D

[@pxndakun5989]

The women parking space in Germany is actually the closer to the destination so it's more safe for females. There's also parking spaces especially made for parents with a child.

[@katier9725]

And yet people would flip their shit if a parking space was designated "male only" even if it is LITERALLY just the ones that are not designated "female only".

[@crazyanimeguycag8953]

Pregnant people? Hahahaha oh you poor soul, it’s women, pregnant women

[@TheMrRadish]

@@Totallynotredtail maybe because pregnant people are all women?

[@katier9725]

@@Totallynotredtail Especially because if anyone dared to make male-only parking spaces you'd never hear the end of it. It's ridiculous.

[@alexanderslowikow9131]

@@Totallynotredtail There are separate parking spaces for disabled people and pregnant people/parents with children. "Frauenparkplätze" (women's parking spaces) are their own thing, also closer to the entrance/exit, with better lighting and visibility/camera surveillance, so women feel safer as they don't have to walk through a dark park deck late in the evening and/or can get help faster if something happens. It's the same idea as the separated areas in public transport in the video: Women can use any official parking space they want, but those spaces are specifically reserved for women who want to use them. They have been introduced in the 1990s after women's rights activists fought for them for years.

[@Killerbuneh]

Life hack. To avoid having small items stolen (pens, lighters, scissors ect) buy pink ones. People dont ask to borrow them and "forget" to give them back either.

[@krbthewitch]

You've found it! You've found the one use for pinkifying random items and tools aside from 'some people like pink'.

[@Local_Iterator]

Gendered Robbery

[@9Tailsfan]

It is better to customize your stuff with your name and picture.

[@seattlefloyd]

I spray painted a lot of my field kit safety pink. Some people laughed and showed off their cool camo and tactical black gear. Then at lunchtime, we put down tools and went off-site to eat, and when we got back, I picked up my gear and got to work while everyone else was digging through the ivy, trying to find their stuff. High-viz colors that don't occur in nature are perfect for working in forests.

[@SupahCray]

@@9Tailsfan LOVE BALLS AND HEAL BALLS ARE THE BEST but MY favorite Pokémon is Mimikyu~ He's so dark yet cute! Spoopy and lonely boi, I love him so much! Nine tails is pretty, though~

[@TsukasaFanTc]

My mom bought herself a tiny pink drill. My dad stole it 😂

[@ItzLinn-Chan]

From what I understand, scrub mommy is a for tougher cleaning, and scrub daddy is just your basic cleaning.

[@DanialDEcool]

It has a harder side, scrub daddy is the original mesh, scrub mommy is half whatever the scrubber part is called, and the flex texture

[@DiskFoxo]

​@@DanialDEcoolflex texture is the scrubber and the other side that is more like a sponge is resofoam

[@cjsantiago4035]

I feel like the scrub mommy and daddy are better because the scrub mommy isn't just a pink version.

[@Schmunkly]

Scrub mommy has a side for making suds and the other doesn't.

[@inkgirl2244]

I can conform it is a rougher texture than scrub daddy

[@davidchapman7350]

46:00 wet floor signs stating 'female cleaner in attendance' (or 'male [...]') are common in gyms where the gender of the employee does actually matter - men and women both typically like to know when a person of the opposite gender is going to be in the locker room or shower area.

[@Wolfspirat]

I was once told that its totally reasonable to charge more for pink products bc its more expensive to dye products in this color - but i call bs. Pink tax is the result of an artifically created need. Theres no reason to pay more for the same product just bc its pink and says "only/specifically for girls" on it. Dont be fooled by marketing, people.

[@Dovenchiko]

I want to clarify the scrub mommy vs. daddy. The scrub mommy doesn't become firmer/softer depending on the temperature and has a soft sponge side as well as a scrubber side. Sponge daddy was the original and becomes firm when cold. There is also scrub children that are similar to "mommy" and "daddy" but are smaller instead aimed towards the smaller hands of children.

[@_Saturnly_]

Yea, they just called it scrub 'mommy' as a spin on the fact the company's main product is (and always has been b4 scrub mommy) 'scrub daddy'

[@Intrepid42643]

I’ve seen this Their pretty funny

[@stormie_skies]

scrubdaddy becomes erect and scrub mommy not so much

[@feral-victorian-child]

I have a Scrub Shark, it’s not gendered, it’s simply better.

[@SupahCray]

@@feral-victorian-child oooh, details please.

[@Lumi39]

3:10 "what's your gender?" "w a f f l e ."

[@JustSomeoneHi]

I, too, identify as a *waffle*

[@vilact0]

i identify as a waffle with blue clothes and hair.

[@dabreadgalaxy1302]

I’m no longer a girl,I am now a waffle

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

I identify as a hungry waffle

[@tagyuantong9807]

I am also a waffle a very shy waffle

[@Bobbiejoinscore]

Looks at the “bla” and “BLA BLA BLA BLA etc” Me: “oh, so… how do I go in both of them??😁” (some days I don’t speak and some other days I’m always talking,)

[@FighterCore17]

Mitosis, clone yourself and have one go in one stall and the other in, well, the other stall. Problem solved :D

[@Q_0101]

50:45 SCRUB DADDY IS THE NAME OF THE BRAND, AND THEY BOTH HAVE DIFFERENT PURPOSES Scrub Daddy is a whole sponge Scrub Mommy has one side sponge, the other side that green scratchy stuff

[@Kingocelot99]

Ikr!?!?

[@yomiyuarts]

EXACTLY MY THOUGHT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT PURPOSE 😭 And I have both

[@imweirdsmalldemon]

ye i got so mad 😭

[@existentialgarfield]

fun facts: high heels were made for men so were wigs and makeup also, before the man w the mustache came along, blue was for girls and pink was for boys

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

And crop tops!

[@MillyThe_Rat]

Skirts too!

[@linksbro1]

Objective explanation for why pink and purple plastic products are more expensive. The literal physical properties of the pigmentation causes the plastic to need to be formed at higher temperatures, and take longer to set than blue pigmented plastic.

[@Miata-gp5bp]

But almsot 2 dollars? Have you not seen aisles of coloured plastic products that are the same price 🙄 this is clearly gendered price discrimination

[@linksbro1]

@@Miata-gp5bp Except guess what? Women are not required to buy pink products, they can just buy the one that's "for men". There is no discrimination.

[@quinncollins404]

I can confirm that the image of the old Battleship box is REAL. When we were cleaning out my grandma's house, we found a lot of my dad's old games from the 1970s-80s. That exact Battleship set was one such game. Lots of jokes were rightly made.

[@Cubecyan]

14:10 Golfball: You don’t have a big enough brain to knock me off this cliff! Snowball: GRRR

[@heavenlyheadcrab362]

YES I FOUND A COMMENT THAT MENTIONED IIIT

[@ondrplays]

oh my gosh guys??!??!???11 is that a BEEFYDIE REFERENCE??!?!!?!?!11

[@ghostcookiesX_x]

YAYYEEYTYHDHDHHATA

[@that_one_random_1]

ok, THIS HAS TO BE DONE ON PURPOSE, i will refuse to believe otherwise unless the people at emkay say so

[@Chrisu_erm]

OBJECT SHOW FANS, ASSEMBLE!!!

[@liz-v9v]

im so sorry, as a woman for owning pants. next time i will wear dress that covers my ankles and a bodice that if i wear for 5 minutes too long the only shape my body will be will be a coffin

[@voguishthrone5887]

13:17 I had my dad tell me that the pose I’d drawn a male character-Ranboo, at the time- in(almost exactly like the one in the pic) was feminine. Like. It’s a pose.

[@ameliavrbka8232]

Fellas, is it gay to...pose?

[@voguishthrone5887]

@@ameliavrbka8232 for real tho. Jokes on my dad bc Ranboo turned out to be non binary

[@jonal5126]

​@@voguishthrone5887 what

[@_-drowsy-_]

I mean some poses are a lot more feminine than others tbh, not that one but some

[@thetotallynormalsoul]

W (to you, and Ranboo) ((totally not a fan aswell))

[@Candjstudios2024]

14:04 just going to point out that this golf ball comes in blue as well and is not called lady because it's for girls, what is instead called lady because that is the brand it's from. It comes in literally every color including yellow blue green orange and even a sort of reddish pink color.

[@mistahmatrix]

So that one is just a ragebait then

[@sambrannock5565]

@@mistahmatrixyes

[@LemoMeloDuck]

NOT TO MENTION ITS A GOLFBALL

[@Teega-v2h]

36:35 “I’m gonna get those for myself, you can’t stop me” has to be the greatest line I’ve ever heard to that 😂

[@SoloAnima1]

Girls, if your man • has long hair • is out whenever some sort of monster attacks your city • has a large friend group • wears a lot of jewellery • goes to loads of meetings at work • is rich • is a femboy Thats not your man, that’s a superhero or smth idk

[@PriggarGaming]

That's Tengen Uzui...

[@spikeoramathon]

When I was a little kiddo, before we females were allowed to have our own credit cards (ie, the 1970's), I had one of those "school photo" books that you could put your school pic for each grade in, and there were spaces for awards and a handwriting sample of the kid at each year, along with a checklist of what you wanted to be when you grew up at that point in time. There were separate lists for boys and girls. The boys had things like "fireman", "astronaut", "policeman," "doctor," etc, and the girl list was "mother," "teacher", "nurse", and "actress." I invariably chose actress. I think I have the thing lurking around on a bookshelf somewhere. And a boyfriend that reads books is a girlfriend??? bullhockey. When I first dated my husband, I knew I'd found "the one" because: a) his houseplants were healthy and b) he had a lot of the same books on his shelf as I did. He also shoveled the snow away from in front of his apartment complex's mailbox on our first date, but that's another story. What really gets me is the idea that all women (or all men) are alike - instead of being (gasp!) individuals who all have differing tastes, ideas, opinions, and goals, regardless of gender. I'm so glad that the world is waking up and moving away from the gendered nonsense of my youth. Oh, and fun fact: in the 19th century, pink - at least that strong fuchsia that we now all recognize as "Barbie pink" - was considered the "boy" color, and blue was considered the girl color, because it was "softer". So there's a thought.

[@S1dd0ZK0_]

14:10 BFDI GOLF BALL

[@roberthowell7245]

BRO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT😭

[@yytoast]

@@roberthowell7245ME TOO

[@marywescott7397]

After seeing that I went to the c9mments and saw this

[@GoldCheeseMyWife]

“Is it me, or is it getting warm around here?” -gb 2019 (or 2018 I forgor)

[@Yoylelight]

Oh- erm- oh geez!- Golf Ball, I-

[@Squiddyy2]

4:39 i love how he changed his display name to "Non-Binary Lemonade Lover"

[@cocoapebbl]

8:04 Men have no boobie? My dad bod begs to differ.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Literally every human being born has breast or breast tissue. Some people are born without nipples tho, funfact

[@matthewelliott7294]

@@Milk-ck1wvand there is a rumor that some men have three nipples

[@Milk-ck1wv]

@@matthewelliott7294 that's not a rumor it's a real thing!

[@SamsarasArt]

That one is just cruel. I feel bad for him.

[@bladenot-runner1795]

@@matthewelliott7294 It's actually fairly common to have extra nipples. Usually, they're so underdeveloped that they look similar to moles.

[@Xeorboom]

12:36 no, you can still get a yorkie and they're pretty good! they were considered "manly" because they're square (obviously)

[@Xerox_the_printer]

The comic at 53:20 actually has a third section where the nonbinary people are basically being chaos-causers because they were selling summoning materials to the girls and ammo to the boys. It was pretty funny, but it's unfortunately not very common to see a reaction to the comic with the third part included.

[@Waskotorowy]

Chaos scp organization ahh thing

[@n0t_v3ry_t3ch_s4vvy]

6:37 MY PANTS.. DON'T EXIST?? NOOOO *jeans and sweatpants drawers disintegrate*

[@matthewelliott7294]

Thanos must’ve had a hand in that happening

[@Deathtoast509]

Does that mean pants sexualize men as well? Also WHAT'S WITH THIS STUPID BAR RIGHT ABOVE MY PHONE KEYBOARD WITH THE STUPID EMOJIS?

[@valentinapetraeterovicbubl2756]

Me looking at my shorts: Oh no! It must be an illusion!

[@bolsafeitacomumacamiseta]

10:13 As someone that is from Brazil, i'll try to explain this in an almost understandable way. "Twenty-four" (24) is "Vinte quatro" in Brazil, which, in a play of words, looks like the sentence "Vim de quatro", which is "I'm coming on all fours" or "I came on all fours" or something, so... yeah.

[@arthurmbe]

ta maluco man 24 é o numero do veado no jogo do bicho

[@JennyEverywhere]

I'm a woman in my 60s. I had frustrating skin issues for decades. Then I found out that the vast majority of soap brands aren't _soap._ It's _detergent._ Detergent is comparatively bad for your skin, as it strips your skin of all the oils, leaving your skin dirt-free... But the lack of skin oil for hours leaves it vulnerable to environmental microbes. I kept getting nasty skin breakouts and rosaceae from hell. Then I tried...soap. I heard that olive oil soap didn't strip the oils. The marketing department "greasy film" on your skin was clean fat from the soap, which had removed the dirty oil and replaced it with a clean and fresh layer, chock full of vitamins, and the new coating of natural plant oil is _waterproof,_ keeping your skin clean and soft. I had initially bought fancy Aleppo Olive Oil soap. Then i found that Greece also makes olive oil soap, but it's not a specialty product, it's just _soap._ I bought a big bag, 6-250 gram double sized bars. Which lasted for over a year. I washed my entire body with it. No special face soap and body wash. I even washed my hair with it. It left my hair and scalp so clean it squeaked, bouncy and with more body than I'd ever experienced. And even with regular use, that 1,500 gram bag of soap bars lasted a year and a half. I bought some individual bars from several brands, some in the big, double sized bars, sometimes a dozen 125 gram "standard" sized bars. My favorite brand is Papoutsanis, but the "Kiss My Face" brand was nice, too. Now, my hair is wonderful, I'm clean and free of nasty breakouts on my face, and I still don't use the detergent bars the marketing companies taught us we had to use. I don't use modern shampoo, either, for the same reasons. I use Papoutsanis olive oil soap. I get the bag of 12 -125 gram bars for around $20-25. I bought the last bag in 2022. Price went up to $25, but everything got more expensive. I use a conditioner called "Mane & Tail", originally made for horses. It's just to keep my hair from floating like a cloud. It's great conditioner. A small drop on wet hands, rubbed together and gently massaged into the dry hair, is soft, clean, and manageable. The plain soap I get has no scent. No perfume. Inexpensive and works great. I draw the like at Lava soap unless I've been working on something greasy.

[@thegoldenskilletgaming2385]

Holy crap, is that why my skin always f***ing sucks?!

[@Aroshootingtowardsthesky]

⁠@@thegoldenskilletgaming2385my mother brought me back some naturally made soap from peru since i have notoriously bad skin. i have no idea whats in it, but after a couple uses my skin has cleared up significantly. Naturally made soaps are awesome, 20/10 would recommend

[@DeviousAhhShark]

7:26 As a pixel artist, this is bullshit, i need ALL the colors and shades lmfao, picking a pastel or "soft" color pallette for a project doesn't mean it will always be cutesy and "girly" as the meme might've suggest :3

[@Deathtoast509]

A soft red still is going to be used for blood, mostly because I draw a lot of "edgy" things. Because, if I'm honest it's kind of hard not to draw edgy things with a character named DEATHtoast

[@DeviousAhhShark]

@@Deathtoast509 lmfao! I get that! Very late reply im sorry :>

[@cthulhurage5598]

The strangest thing I ever heard was working at the deli a customer asked what he could get for him his wife and his daughter. I started naming off our stuff that was on sale that week and I said "oh we also have pastrami on sale this week" he looked at me and said with the straightest face women don't eat pastrami. I actually laughed at him because I couldn't believe he actually said something that ridiculous .

[@moldycheese6635]

Words I Feel Should Be Gender Neutral: - Guys -Dude -Bro -Girlypop -Babes -Baddie

[@veryfancypigeon]

- bitch - babygirl - queen

[@Exquailibur]

I mean I have always called my mom both bro and dude, turns out she literally doesnt care.

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

"Guys" is weird. It's almost only ever gender neutral when it's used in the second person plural as a form of direct address, like "hey guys, what's up?" But if you use it in almost any other context it immediately sounds like youre referring to a men-only group: "Me and the guys are going out tonight." "Yeah I saw them. It was a group of guys." Like, in the absence of direct confirmation that one of the individuals referenced is a woman, the base assumption is almost always that it's just men

[@Exquailibur]

@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Men are often kinda treated as the default in language and honestly society as a whole.

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

@@Exquailibur true that

[@thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912]

The scrub daddy is made of a material that is softer in hot water and better at scouring in cold water. The scrub mommy is the same material with a piece of regular sponge attached. The gendering is to differentiate it from an existing product in the same line and niche.

[@yomiyuarts]

yeah they misunderstand this, Pointlessly gendered is when 2 products do the same thing but pink is for girls and blue is for boys, Scrub Mommy and Scrub Daddy do different things, I know cuz I own both and they're really good products, (scrub mommy for my dishes and scrub daddy to clean my bathroom) Its just a gag where they seem married 😭😭😭

[@80HD-hf1jl]

8:53 i'm pansexual and trans, so im basically genderblind in some ways. i can't figure it out, it's a fish and a sandal!!

[@CosmoDev69]

just choose one and let the fun happen

[@sparklyskittles6367]

cock was the old english term for a small boat, and swain was a servant. so cockswain was basically a boat servant, and the one that steered the boat. as time went on, cockswain slowly started being used more as just whoever was driving the boat, and then when bigger boats were made with actual sectioned off places for said cockswains, they were called cockpits

[@JimmyFeelsIt]

you are actually spot on with "womens parking". They are usually in more well lit sections of the garage, closer to the exit. They exist in all German speaking countries from what Ive seen, probably in other countries too.

[@dartimes6048]

25:46 I recognize those price labels, Walgreens you wouldn’t dare.

[@raven_tea]

One time my dad and I were at a store looking for the deodorant I used. We got to the aisle and I found it and said “I use this.” He looked at me and shook his head before saying “That’s men’s deodorant.” I then responded “well what the hell is the difference? I use this.” And he said nothing and we got it.

[@crayonzii]

I also use a deo ‘for men’! Old spice smells good.

[@B.L.U.S]

​@@crayonziipo- po- po- POWER!

[@mickeyrube6623]

4:30 I remember I wanted a lemonade from the corner store, and I was with a female friend. There was only the pink lemonade of my favorite brand, so I got that. At the counter she saw my drink, and said "eww...pink! That's so girly!" So I said, "They were all out of the Manly Yellow!" (she was trying to tease me, because she think being annoying is funny or something, and she thought it was a way to flirt I guess. Don't talk to her anymore, thank God.)

[@rigboy1234]

I honestly hate people who are annoying because they believe It's funny or cool. Sadly, It looks like It works for everyone but me

[@weirdcore_blob]

23:59 i actually have that book. the reason is it talks about periods, breasts growing as you age. it talks about a lot of issues that women go through, for example, pink tax, pads, tampons etc being unnecessarily expensive.

[@FifteenigYAAAY]

14:10 "ITS A BIRD!" "ITS A PLANE!" "No.. ITS A GOLFBALL THAT HAS A NICKNAME WHICH IS 'BOZO BRAIN BOSSY BOT-"

[@heavenlyheadcrab362]

Bfdi fan spotted

[@FifteenigYAAAY]

​@@heavenlyheadcrab362 yes 🕳️🧑‍🦯

[@Abbydog10]

I officially love EmKay for this.

[@FifteenigYAAAY]

​@@Abbydog10PFPFPFPFOFPFPFPFFPFPPFPFP (I dont understand anyways but im laughing just for u to feel better)

[@Abbydog10]

@@FifteenigYAAAY the hell-

[@Palloete]

14:10 BFDI fans when they see anything BFDI related in something not BFDI related:

[@EndangSukinem-qg7rt]

hey that's a clear reference okay

[@gr_pefxnta]

​@@EndangSukinem-qg7rtit's probably not, it's just a golfball with eyes and legs. the BFDI mouth is also literally everywhere

[@KrazylifeYT]

buddy that is literally THE walk cycle

[@Palloete]

I mean everything abt it minus the actual golfball is in a OSC style- Like that coincidence is kinda interesting

[@EndangSukinem-qg7rt]

@@gr_pefxnta Golfball with eyes, leg, and a pair of mouth that is an asset to BFDI itself, sure buddy.

[@JayTheWeird]

53:12 meanwhile me and my friends at sleepovers: let’s binge an entire show then watch shorts until 2am

[@evanhanchett893]

Fun fact: Pink used to be boys, and blue used to be girls

[@Athena-nv2vq]

True!

[@crispinotechgaming]

When, what's the source on this

[@MAL_L0DY]

TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK TOUGH GIRLS WEAR BLUE

[@SweetAmerica-si7nj]

We know

[@-_Nifi_-]

Yeah

[@NourAlmin]

4:34 "non-binary lemonade lover" Love it

[@P0TAT0_229]

BRO AT 14:48 I GOT A AD AND ALL I SAW FOR A SPLIT SECOND WAS WEEZER💀😭

[@Pringes]

ME TOO LMAO

[@hannahwolf128]

20:46 The funny thing is, my mom doesn't like diet coke, she drinks only coke Zero, take that marketing, you've failed

[@etherealicer]

The purpose of the original campaign was to get away from the "diet", which is (was) more associated with women (but also, nobody likes dieting) and reach everybody. But yes, men where the far larger market segment. So naturally, more effort was taken to reach men. Ultimately, that campaign was a marketing stroke of genius and extremely successful as evident on how prevalent ZERO as moniker for food-items without sugar is these days.

[@mrnobody9611]

Matpat also used to drink Diet Coke instead of coke Zero. Take that useless marketing! You deserve to fail!

[@Deathtoast509]

CAFFEINE SHOULD BE ALLOWED INTO MY VIENS WITHOUT GENDER! I love diet cokeca

[@lwaysDrawing]

​@@mrnobody9611I knew somebody would mention MatPat

[@azuragalaxya]

My classmates sadly are very sexist and always make fun of me when i say i watch transformers, Marvel, ect. (Im a girl, of course) And i always feel so hurt, and they always say "be yourself, if you like yourself like this then be happy" but when i say I play Resident evil or some 'boyish games' I'm the weirdo here. (Sorry for my bad English)

[@Hiidontknowwutimdoing]

Ironically, some of marvels most powerful hero’s are women. Also don’t feel ashamed for liking ‘girly’ things. I’m a girl and like those things too.

[@hayuseen6683]

They're dumb, you rock, and school is going to be a brief embarassing part of life for most people.

[@azuragalaxya]

@@hayuseen6683 thanks you for the kind words!

[@Fr0ggy_Girl]

I LOVE MARVEL and a girl 👍 Some people test me to see if I really like it or am I just faking..... I always know more than them and they get petty and leave if they don't then I have a new friend

[@SnowDragon_2204]

what even counts as a “girly” game, that’s so weird 😭 don’t listen to them, they’re dumb and you’re allowed to like whatever you want to. to use the example you gave: resident evil, it’s awesome, it’s so much fun, and EVERYONE should get to enjoy stuff that’s fun!

[@DirgeTV]

In case anyone is still interested about the origin of "Cockpit": It appears to have nautical origins as the term originally reffered to the area of the ship where the "Cockswain" (or pilot) was located. The word "Cockswain" itself is the english term for "Boat Servant" (Combining the French Word "Coque" for Shell with the old english word for "Boy" or "Servant").

[@Katze_exists]

53:11 as a girl who has attended many sleepovers, I can confirm this is true, we have a spooky forest in my backyard, my house is now overrun by angry spirits and I must convince a boy to have a sleep over with another boy in order to kill the angry spirits we summoned

[@PearlescentMusic]

There's this one restaurant around where i live, and the bathrooms say "musicians" and "astronauts" and it doesn't matter which one you go in, it's just personal preference.

[@user-chaeyeongswifie]

7:59 that is horrible i hope he got over that cancer my aunt had it and is still fighting :(

[@catgrin]

I’m about a third through this excellent compilation. Two notes: 1. (14:25) Girl’s Guitar book - The sticker on the book shows that it’s filled with guitar parts written by female artists. The title isn’t great, but it is accurate. 2. (19:16) It’s even worse than you realized. If you look at the patterning on the watermelons, you can see they just reshaped the “female” one w/ Photoshop. The image doesn’t even show two different things, let alone one male and one female.

[@lauriewillow9198]

I heard "Men listen to metal" and genuinely thought "Man metal sheets?! I'd like to do that!!" Then realized it was heavy metal... My disappointment towards my thinking is immeasurable.

[@unnamedracer9757]

Explaining the bike frames: It was at one point about “women’s bikes” being designed to fit a dress more easily, but these days it’s supposed to be called a “step-through” frame. As for the ones with the top bar, the top bar exists for two reasons: 1. Bike people fear things changing too quickly (this is most relevant on cheap commuter bikes) 2. The top bar does make it stronger, which is helpful for high performance applications like BMX or MTB, where there are frequent hard landings. It’s also helpful to cut weight because triangles are incredibly strong relative to weight. Finally, it also makes sense on cargo bikes designed for heavy loads.

[@Cassxowary]

*lexi and everyone, the best way to open a jar is sit on the ground, put it between your feet and curl your toes around it to hold it tight, lace your fingers, and open it with your physical body’s new vice grip :p but seriously, it works so 🤷🏻‍♀️*

[@mellow_mallow]

works for the great apes works for us. We may not have feet thumbs but they're still useful!

[@Slimewizard36]

13:26 “hey fellas is it gay to use your hands” Welllllll it depends (lighthearted dont kill me)

[@Ivy_the_therain]

3:16 never mind guys I’m not non binary I’m a angry waffle

[@Im_Lix]

Used to identify as a waffle as a running gag lmao

[@Gamecreep2]

Plz get off this app 💀💀💀

[@wolfbyte4003]

3:43 Dude I would KILL to receive a pocket knife, as a Non-binary person who still passes as a girl. Knives and swords are so f*ckin cool imo, if someone sees a pocket knife they think i'd like, i would be upset if they didnt get me one

[@caprisunX3_]

GOLFBALL WITH THE BFDI MOUTH WITH BFDI LEGS AND NO ARMS THIS IS LITERALLY GOLFBALL FROM BFDI

[@SquishyMelon420]

They HAVE to know what they’re doing, right??

[@caprisunX3_]

@@SquishyMelon420 yes they have to

[@karthikanataud6874]

WHERE IS THIS I HAVE TOASE IR Oh my gosh! OMGOMGOGMGKH

[@YoylecakeJ]

BEEFYDIE GOLFBALL

[@SquishyMelon420]

@@YoylecakeJ Yoylecakej? What are you doing here??? 💀💀

[@Jacoe413]

26:32 I literally just took flowers to grandpa. Some of them were pink. He loved flowers and would have loved these. And he was a strong proud man. But he was gentle too.

[@MizukiUkitake]

43:55 - I was deeeeep into Tumblr when the gendered parking spaces became widespread online, so I can explain this one. The women's only parking spaces are wider and kept well-lit and near door. Wider to prevent getting trapped between cars, well-lit to prevent an ambush in the dark, and near the door for quick escape and access. It was one of the few things I still agreed with during my brief anti-feminism phase, though I always felt that should be the standard for all parking spaces, not just "Women Only" spaces.

[@RosieSkys]

In one of my classes, we were told to use Photoshop (we were getting certified in it) to make memes for our teacher to show, i made a meme of Smokey the bear being burned with minecraft fire and crying while saying "only you can prevent forest fires"... I thought it was hilarious

[@Kqvikko]

I love how the Belgian man didn't care that his wife was trans, he just cared about his clothes being wrinkled.

[@AStangeSoup]

13:57 pink golf ball labeled Lady? I thought hitting women was bad? (obviously hitting anyone is bad but their logic implodes on itself so hard it hurts)

[@tylerwilson5769]

I didn't realize how early I came to this video so I scrolled down to the comments and saw 4 bots with suggestive profile pictures saying stuff like "This video was so awesome, I'm so proud of you 🐰💖💖.". I thought that everyone in the comments was down bad.

[@SupahCray]

​@EmissaryCreates....me. 😢

[@cam_0174]

4:53 This actually happened in my city during the pandemic. In some days of the week only men could go out and in the left ones only women could go out. They literally reported on tv that the guys were having a hard time trying to buy a simple list of things, they had to call their wives or carry a long specific shopping list 😂

[@SBSP02]

This video gave me the courage to come out to my parents as buttered sweet corn. Thank you.

[@nanny5573]

An old couple comes up to my register. It’s raining outside. There’s a basket of umbrellas on the counter and each one has a pattern on it. Woman: do you have any umbrellas for men? Me: we have a bunch of umbrellas right here. And they’re on sale! W:…but these all have flowers and stuff on them. He won’t use them if you don’t have any for men M: well, I’m sorry, but this is all I have. It’s…just an umbrella W: but they’re girly!!! M: ma’am, I’m sorry but if your husband (who is standing right there) refuses to use an umbrella because it has a pattern on it, then I suggest you guys wait in the lobby. Otherwise, have a great day and good luck. It’s pouring out there They left grumbling and getting rained on lol

[@casuallyinsane6687]

The term "cockpit" originated in the world of smaller sailing craft, and was where the coxswain sat, usually in the back of the boat, though they control the steering, while the other members of the craft control power.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

0:13 WHO TF IS PUTTING THAT ON A KID???????

[@nickkohlmann]

Weird parents with questionable humour

[@vilact0]

​@@nickkohlmannmaybe they should have their baby taken away, sounds like they're probably either going to be bad irresponsible parents or pedophiles.

[@l_uxtrous]

The one note of weezer before the ad hit was phenomenal

[@squibkib]

Weezer

[@caughtinthestars]

Heard the one note and immediately knew I was about to get weezered

[@arlokloiber2715]

Had me at " if its properly formatted and written down it counts as science"

[@reaps2197]

As a guy, pink is way better than anything companies sell to us