Me: *preparing to go to sleep because it's already tomorrow* EmKay: uploads Me: sleep is for weak
@galacticlouds1552 жыл бұрын
Sleep is for weekends. Stay up 5 days straight
@themanbehindtheslaughter97512 жыл бұрын
@@galacticlouds155 And then you're half way to dea-
@noyou30832 жыл бұрын
4:30am
@catvamp1002 жыл бұрын
123 am
@Dvin_-2 жыл бұрын
@@catvamp100 huh that would be 5 days at 3 am right?
@mavcotm80062 жыл бұрын
3:35 this is the best Patrick impression I've ever heard
@sarcasticnoodles91932 жыл бұрын
IKR💀
@WillTw122 жыл бұрын
No cause I thought it was a sound byte from the show 💀
@rexex3452 жыл бұрын
That was too perfect
@barletproductions2 жыл бұрын
Damien, Master of Impersonation
@bizzlejams2 жыл бұрын
and it was about eating ass and not sucking weiner. 🤣
@ConnorPugs2 жыл бұрын
An entire hour? I gotta grab the popcorn 🍿
@Skyrimfanatic2 жыл бұрын
Da man himself?
@_PROXIMITY_MINE_2 жыл бұрын
Is this real pugs?
@Slowman_RRF2 жыл бұрын
imagine an entire video of all the videos he made about r/.......... (SHUT I KNOW I DONT MAKE SENSE I TRIED MY BEST)
@spencerklempner36172 жыл бұрын
Ponnor cugs
@Slowman_RRF2 жыл бұрын
@@spencerklempner3617 yes
@MKTB222 жыл бұрын
0:18 Damien: comedy. Name puns are a make-a-break on tinder. Me: I can hear the San Francisco puns coming.
@hannah.2 жыл бұрын
u mean make or break?
@yltb27022 жыл бұрын
18:46 I would have swiped on ally. Everyone deserves to be loved. Especially those who are on their way out.... I definitely would have offered her my love because I would already know what I would be getting into
@nothanks15082 жыл бұрын
nah
@yltb27022 жыл бұрын
Wdym nah?
@yltb27022 жыл бұрын
@@rosiv9617 I did. I just didn't find it funny.
@luriothelucario2502 жыл бұрын
I hope she has good air conditioning
@8bitsins2 жыл бұрын
27:39
@Philter-Coffee2 жыл бұрын
Not tinder but another dating app, but it's quite possibly one of the biggest ego boosts I ever had. I messaged 2 women within 5 mins of each other. They were best friends. They were out having drinks together when I messaged. Literally sitting next to each other. One said to the other "back off, he messaged me first". I have been with her for over 5 years now, and we still hang with her best friend.
@CaptainSweatpants902 жыл бұрын
And then the whole bar stood up and clapped
@Philter-Coffee2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainSweatpants90 just what happened on the early days of the platform when I set my radius pretty low, think I had it sorted by distance as well. I think the first had set up an account for a few days and the other was encouraged to set one up by the first, and they were both out with a larger group of friends.
@TriTheGuy2 жыл бұрын
thathappened
@bandkid4lyfe2 жыл бұрын
And then Elton John came in and gave you a Nobel Peace award, while everyone kissed and then exploded
@Philter-Coffee2 жыл бұрын
@@bandkid4lyfe or we arranged to go out for dinner. I actually had more in common with my partner's friend (very similar fields of work). Also I'm not saying they even argued, from what I was told it was just an off the cuff comment by my Mrs. It was literally just a weird coincidence given they were both pretty close, and at that time dating sites weren't all that common with my age group. Pretty sure tinder was either not a thing, or not well known at the time either.
@luniticarmor68432 жыл бұрын
Slazo is an innocent boy but also the soft "with pleasure" after looking at her chest made me laugh so hard for no reason 😂
@Tuesday_dairy Жыл бұрын
This comment made me cringe so hard
@superlecteur7897 Жыл бұрын
The second person has the samsung galaxy two mic
@lollybowser2 жыл бұрын
Was on Tinder yesterday and a guy's profile said "non-smoker" despite the fact he was smoking in 3 out of his 5 photos
@Just_Dio2 жыл бұрын
7:32 so nobody gonna talk about how handsome “totallyrealhuman” is
@buckie4772 жыл бұрын
An absolute stud of a real human
@Nova-sd4dj2 жыл бұрын
Real human man likes doing human things like consuming flesh of animals, breathing oxygen and walking on leg.
@hayden.is.my.name. Жыл бұрын
I know right! 💅
@hiroshi70252 жыл бұрын
14:05 idk if anyone explained but I'll do it : A vegetable is how you call someone in a vegetative state like on a hospital bed in the coma etc. He's basically saying that he'd rather die.
@randomperson55992 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@ThinkerOnTheBus2 жыл бұрын
I caught that one. However, I must be missing something regarding the last one.
@hiroshi70252 жыл бұрын
@@ThinkerOnTheBus The maths one?
@Starrytchi2 жыл бұрын
EmKay, I haven’t watched you in forever, and I remember why me and my family used to watch you. My parents are now dead but we loved watching you all the time. The “I’m bringing chili” became an inside joke only we understood. I miss those times, but you came into mind recently and I’m glad whatever compelled me to look you up again. Thank you for making my family laugh when we needed it. Imma go cry now cause yes-
@truehoomanhere62302 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss, hope you're doing ok
@anihilisticmisanthrope2 жыл бұрын
The power of yes - by John Seed
@funnicatfrfr Жыл бұрын
Sad man 😔 also: I'm bringing chili
@RjKME2 жыл бұрын
7:22. There’s a tinder scam going around where people make an account saying there 18 but when they talk to you they will tell you there 18 birthday is this weekend. It just goes on from there in a lot more detail. Just be cautious of people and what they say.
@TheCrystallizedVoid2 жыл бұрын
Ok but the "hold up" in Slazo's first section of the video was perfectly timed because an ad played shortly after it popped up
@leetaegi64782 жыл бұрын
Honestly I really love seeing how well some of these people connected!
@turboshark4572 жыл бұрын
27:38 I also ask useful questions like “what is your credit card number” and “cash or credit”
@KangaGamer2 жыл бұрын
1:05:03 that was well played... '10' in Binary is a '2' in base-10. The lack of reply sells it as the Binary system🤣 The CS conversation was funny.... I now understand my place in the world 😅
@Hezmarglive2 жыл бұрын
"gyhw" "starlord cthulu diabetes uranus" That person deserves an award.
@maolin60482 жыл бұрын
i'm in love with the Slazo + Damien + Zach agenda
@sheepdog19012 жыл бұрын
fun fact: Emkay is always first, not you
@itsmenala90872 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@akechifangirl2 жыл бұрын
Real
@EmKay2 жыл бұрын
First
@darkendway2 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay second
@TabbyCatq2 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay Fourth >:)
@justsparrow34612 жыл бұрын
Okay but hear me out Go to a coffee shop Find a pretty girl Keep going to the coffee shop One day you decide to muster up the courage to ask her out She isn’t there You find her at the park The rest is history
@killz_godly8662 жыл бұрын
only legends know💯💯
@hsg53292 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Tokyo ghoul
@nagykrisztian91 Жыл бұрын
Bros writing in green text format in youtube comments
@lavender22902 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorites
@ROON57862 жыл бұрын
i swear emkay uploads every 2 minutes lol
@Menma-Abyss2 жыл бұрын
good luck ali!! i lost my dad to cancer in 2019, so he will be cheering you on aswell from heaven
@rogueraven25312 жыл бұрын
@27:14 dude probably almost got arrested for those business cards
@ARandomNerdyGuy2 жыл бұрын
To the bees question, I'd answer "beeswax, honey, propolis, bee bread and royal jelly." I'm a beekeeper, here to give you random bee info.
@sheriffbutterball78242 жыл бұрын
whats bee bread? im guessing its not little loaves of whole grain bread they make and feed to their children
@ARandomNerdyGuy2 жыл бұрын
@@sheriffbutterball7824 It’s a mix of pollen, honey, and enzymes that bee larvae are fed.
@ARandomNerdyGuy2 жыл бұрын
@Black Birdie Covid boredom, a healthy appreciation for nature, a spare 1.5 grand, and, biggest of all, a single Facebook video. Not even kidding. My mom showed me a video of an observation hive (a hive with a viewing panel) and I just said: “Cool, I wish we could have bees” 1000$ in supplies, 5 beekeeping books, a special permit for in-town keeping, lessons from our local beekeeping guy (32 hives) and a lot of courage later, and we have two beehives. A lot of dedication is required, as you can see.
@UnknownLol122 жыл бұрын
no way emkay doesn't get the pulling the plug vegetable joke 💀💀💀
@TheOneTrueDuck2 жыл бұрын
ive been searching in the comments for the answers because im too lazy to google it, please for the love of god just tell me.
@jayshroomalt2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneTrueDuck "vegetable" in that context means a person whose mental and usually physical functioning is severely impaired and many times have to use other supportive measures to survive (like a person in a coma for example)
@TheOneTrueDuck2 жыл бұрын
@@jayshroomalt oohh alr
@no-one-12 жыл бұрын
i instantly understood it...i've watched too much dark humor :/
@aditya89572 жыл бұрын
@@jayshroomalt nah this was new to me. What. The. Fck.
@gamegirl87222 жыл бұрын
The Slazo part caught me off guard, I didn't realise I was on a compilation and thought he came back for a moment
@jacksoncleland34282 жыл бұрын
Me:At 2:00 am about to go to sleep EmKay uploads: Me: I have another mission I need to complete
@Kellerbobeller2 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely the correct “your”. “Can I be you are buzz”? Yea sure. That sounds perfect.
@garysimmons33622 жыл бұрын
It's good to see like very early emkay videos. Hearing Slazo's voice is very nostalgic.
@cadencewicker3582 жыл бұрын
THE "YOU"RE IN A COMA" THING AGAIN OH MY GOD ITS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT
@mel.inaaaa2 жыл бұрын
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.
@kittyfox72 жыл бұрын
Why are you so good at Patrick’s voice?! 😂
@suz-20502 жыл бұрын
Ur patrick impersonation was 5⭐️
@Dieselworks1239 ай бұрын
FUN FACT - 4:48 the bio that Damien just read out is quoted word for word from a Jim Jeffreys comedy special
@octaviuswendell58572 жыл бұрын
30:56 this caught me off guard 🔥
@Zestieee2 жыл бұрын
it took me 6 minutes into this video to realize that i'll be alone forever
@dux2bble2412 жыл бұрын
2:57 that "wench" at the end had me rolling on the floor 🤣
@TheNewSaige2 жыл бұрын
loving slazo's mic
@zayed1052 жыл бұрын
3:30 LMAOOOOOOOO that patrick impression
@annabxxe2 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while playing Sims 4, I’m getting some good laughs😂
@reillysharp48902 жыл бұрын
DOES SHE WANT TO SPLIT A PAIR OF GLOVES killed me Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@bbygrlll Жыл бұрын
1:07 the response is an instant match for me
@L4ZY_S4V4G32 жыл бұрын
@13:00 brooo I laughed so damn hard I woke up the whole house
@Tyfu399442 жыл бұрын
WHY IS DAMIENS PATRICK STAR VOICE SO GOOD???
@dragoni2759 Жыл бұрын
wait till you here the dudes chills voice. its scary good.
@naturally_rob2 жыл бұрын
That Patrick impression: 👌
@JadianRadiator Жыл бұрын
11:49 It's correctly used in the possessive tense, so Slazo is the one that's r/confidentlyincorrect
@NinjasKill1232 жыл бұрын
41:45 I don't know if I'm more disappointed in the lack of understanding between measurements of volume and weight, or the pun flying clear over their head.
@cameronbuckley94522 жыл бұрын
BRO DAMIEN IS THE VOICE ACTOR OF PATRICK STAR THAT WAS SO GOOD
@NagisaStreams2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe they fit the entire catalogue of tinder in a one hour video
@0r4ng3_feli2 жыл бұрын
the second i meet someone who is also a brooklyn99 fan im instantly attached.
@quiorescent2 жыл бұрын
dazai!!!
@Gatornadenado2 жыл бұрын
25:50 spitting bars
@Zedmunbunspunblablabla2 жыл бұрын
It’s scary that his Patrick impression is good.
@Tarotqueen-uv1qy2 жыл бұрын
After that dr suess comment i smashed that subscribe button so hard
@mrrpggamer22 жыл бұрын
OMG, that Patrick voice is spot on, dude, thanks for the laugh :)
@manifestshadow14962 жыл бұрын
3:40 just got away with straight up stalking those girls by "playing a game"
@MetallicDeviant2 жыл бұрын
Damian's Patrick voice is fricken hilarious 😂
@n3ng0692 жыл бұрын
35:52 ok but did he see those quarantitties? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
@rogerramjet64292 жыл бұрын
14:04 it's a reference to a vegetable, as in brain dead in hospital.
@KitahKat2 жыл бұрын
Oof. Aaaand the reminder as to why I don't make a dating profile is appreciated! 😂🤣 Also, good luck Ally 💕
@j_g91092 жыл бұрын
That was a *very* impressive Patrick.
@lianvelasco32 жыл бұрын
25:50 This is just hilarious. I can't... 🤣🤣🤣
@Nuh.uhh.h2 жыл бұрын
7:36 great pic of scp 3199 in tinder
@npc.nr.582 жыл бұрын
46:06 wow good job covering sabrina's name there buddy
@47eris2 жыл бұрын
18:45 happy recovery
@robbyolmstead7702 жыл бұрын
YES ANOTHER 1 HOUR VIDEO
@DrKodateko2 жыл бұрын
11:42 no that's a teacher assistant
@tovact2 жыл бұрын
slazo sounds like postal dude at 15:01
@InbDaenl Жыл бұрын
17:16 "right hand pink", Jaime Lannister. Subtle but good
@diamondblade34902 жыл бұрын
If I was a soup, I'd be chicken noodle cuz I wanna help everyone feel better
@XWinterPhoenixX2 жыл бұрын
42:28 i had to pause for a minute cause i was laughing so hard. that was the best
@MicroMidas2 жыл бұрын
36:15 That's not right. The brother is 20. She's 22, making it 18 years since she was 4, and he was 2 (half) - 18+2=20. no?
@BlackinoSorpello2 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke
@MicroMidas2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackinoSorpello is it a joke tho?
@BlackinoSorpello2 жыл бұрын
@@MicroMidas obviously
@0Varnmy02 жыл бұрын
WHY DID DAMIEN’S PATRICK IMPRESSION SHOCK ME SO MUCH- I LEGIT GASPED 😭💅🏾
@BritishGuyHuman2 жыл бұрын
Danien is God of reddit I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
@breaks7o7902 жыл бұрын
can i get a reverse ratio?
@TheCrystallizedVoid2 жыл бұрын
Ok but I absolutely love the Helluva Boss quote. That scene made me laugh so hard
@minjaivkovic69892 жыл бұрын
Me: ready to sleep *see my name in tubnail* Me: Ok it can wait
@Aperson11028 Жыл бұрын
I forgot slazo was one of the narrators and I am so happy that he is
@casualtrainwreck75202 жыл бұрын
29:00 My answer is a spoon. The cake won't melt over time, and usually cakes are soft enough to be easily eaten with a spoon I will die on this hill-
@redacted4495 Жыл бұрын
I cleaned 1 closet and big closet ( the size of my room in length and about 1.5 feet in width) in one night staying up till 4:am and waking up at 7:am while have emkay in the background.
@redacted4495 Жыл бұрын
Ps. Thanks for the entertainment
@mikaandmoka90982 жыл бұрын
30:53 LMAO I JUST GOT 2 DAIRY ADS IN A ROW😂😂😂
@mrsmolbeans2 жыл бұрын
12:18 made my siri go off-
@littlebear31332 жыл бұрын
I zoned into fixing my phone case and freaked when I heard the tire screech
@NIK30N2 жыл бұрын
That Patrick Voice is terrifyingly accurate ngl
@JaggedBird2 жыл бұрын
Maaaaaan, some of these are smooth!
@TheRealScottMusic2 жыл бұрын
3:41 THE FUCKING INFINITY FRIENDS ARE ON HIS GAUNTLET
@jeisunh2o3802 жыл бұрын
7:32 i didn't know that scp-3199 was looking for a relationship
@herfish6584 Жыл бұрын
2:12 was too smooth
@Chonklord-_2 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely not old enough for this, but like it!
@talade5556 Жыл бұрын
Watching Pron but being single: That looks like fun, i wish i could have some.
@MrDerpylol2 жыл бұрын
Math Teachers: YOU NEED TI USE MATH IN THE FUTURE!! present time: uses math to figure out how many freckles on her face.
@xenon5472 жыл бұрын
27:09 that moment he realised
@akechifangirl2 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, Emkay just posted
@SancS442 жыл бұрын
Real
@PurplePiiPii Жыл бұрын
9:01 that caught me off guard
@mirandaulrich58742 жыл бұрын
26:48 is how rap battles happened in the 1700s. And i am here for it.
@abxorb2 жыл бұрын
That rant on the bio around 4:47 is a 1:1 quote from a Jim Jeffries comedy skit.
@samueledmonds79642 жыл бұрын
1:01:25 I died after the comment and the laugh made me fall on the floor LMFAO
@intelligentfoxx23502 жыл бұрын
11:48 I might be wrong but isn't that the correct usage of your because it is referring to possessing some one and you're is just a shortened version of you are which wouldn't work in that context.
@matsukukissu4362 жыл бұрын
getting consent isn't sexy, it's bare minimum sexy is getting consent in an unconventional way
@draalttom8442 жыл бұрын
Na you see for me the sexy is someone who can initiate full force and don't see any issue in me saying I'm not in the mood. And you see the thing. People who accept my no, actually make me so ho*ny they get a yes
@BuilderB082 жыл бұрын
7:37 *Breathes heavily while looking up “SCP Foundation phone number”*
@owagoo2 жыл бұрын
did anyone else pause at 30:53 to read what she said? i died laughing-
@leviniahill454 Жыл бұрын
I went back and paused it from your comment. Absolute CRACKER!! Thank you 😂😂😂