actually good twitter

[@masongrainger2271]

Heirloom tomato farmer here. It's not you, it's the tomato farmers choosing bland varieties of tomato seeds that are better for shelf stability than flavor. Check out your local farmers market and see if you can find someone who takes pride in growing delicious tomatoes. I have a hard time not making an entire meal of just my tomatoes.

[@Bob5mith]

Raw tomatoes make some people gag. I promise, no amount of "you haven't tasted _good_ tomatoes" will change that.

[@masongrainger2271]

Some raw tomatoes from the supermarket make me gag

[@Bob5mith]

@@masongrainger2271 Fresh picked, home grown heirloom tomatoes that other people rave about make me gag.

[@letao12]

@@Bob5mith What is it in particular that causes gag? Seriously wondering, because my whole family eats raw tomatoes all the time including tonight and never have a problem.

@@letao12 It's a combination of the taste and the water skin bag texture. Even the smell is bad for me.

[@sydneys207]

"$3 Million Ad." No.. Zach. Honey. No. 3 Million AD. ... The year 3 Million.

[@jonmendelson1104]

Clearly the blame is on weird people who use BC/AD instead of BCE/CE.

[@Terratomere]

@@jonmendelson1104 ive genuinely never heard someone use bce/ce

[@EzrFbz]

We should use YBP ( Years Before present) and YAP (Years After Present)

[@sylverscale]

​@@jonmendelson1104The BCE/CE is the newer way so not everyone has caught up to it yet. But it should still have been clear from context that it's not about an ad. 😅

[@lMrStickerStarl]

@@sylverscaleI think BC/AD is a christian thing? I know for sure a majority of people still use BC/AD.

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

The Burger Emperor: "You have disgraced the hallowed crown bestowed upon you! Hand in your badge and bun. ...the one in your ankle holster too!"

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

"Þou shallt henceforþ be but a Burger Lord!"

[@LiterallyJustCabbage]

nah I'd win ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้

[@scrigller]

@@LiterallyJustCabbage is this an ancient curse

[@LiterallyJustCabbage]

@@scrigller yes, you're now cursed.

[@scrigller]

@@LiterallyJustCabbage WAIT I ACTUALLY SAW A DEMON BRO WHYD U DO THIS TO ME

[@Rathmun]

If the cat is purring too loudly to use a stethoscope, for _ten minutes straight,_ I'm going to go out on a limb and say his lungs are fine... Still need him to shut up to listen to his heart though.

[@lilaculots]

so actually cats sometimes purr more when they're sick, we think this is in an attempt to either self-soothe or maybe help themselves heal faster because there have been studies that showed exposure to the frequency cats purr at helps your bone marrow regenerate faster or something, i don't remember exactly

[@lilaculots]

oh. oh i get what you're saying now. actually now i wonder how much air it takes to purr. like is it like talking, or singing opera, or screaming at the top of your lungs, in terms of air use/exertion?

[@justinwhite2725]

​@@lilaculotsprobably similar to snoring.

[@witherwolf3316]

That last one is why I like the early RE games so much. It's like 90% just surviving against zombies and 10% storming bioweapon labs and the only monsters are the only time you get "people are the real monsters" are with the scientists who made the weapons, and even then that's mainly limited to RE Zero and the later entries, but it's mainly just betrayal for the sake of ambition and entrepreneurial gain than our regular working class drama. It's pretty fun to watch the rich tear each other apart.

[@AIHumanEquality]

You've never played RE5 huh? Also everything before RE7 is considered a classic at this point. Just to remind you how old you are.

[@witherwolf3316]

​@@AIHumanEquality I said RE games, not COD wannabees. Additionally, I only got into the RE community about a year or two ago. I've spent less time here than you, boomer.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@witherwolf3316 Oh so you're a youngling who is trying to be edgy and cool. That makes a lot more sense. Yeah I can tell you're not that old because anyone who was an old RE fan knows that 5 is one of the best games in the series.

[@witherwolf3316]

@@AIHumanEquality ​ "You're a youngling who is trying to be edgy and cool." Pick an argument. Am I older than you or younger than you? You can't seem to decide. I stated, very specifically, that I like the early RE games because there is very little "people are the real monsters" messaging. I am both right, and wrong. The type of messaging they are discussing in the video is the type where people who are part of a group get mad at one another for mundane things like sleeping with one another or stealing food, hiding things, etc. In Resident Evil the messaging they send is that very specific people are the real monsters. Namely, those with ambition and a desire for power. Think Wesker, Birkin, Nicholai, Ramon Salazar, Saddler, Chief Irons, etc. People who will use a disaster, such as a bioterror attack, as a method of accruing power and influence. Resident Evil has generally stayed away from the actions of regular people when put in a terrifying situation as them being monsters because in Resident Evil almost everyone who falls into the category of survivor is working collaboratively rather than for personal gain. Stronger together, weak divided and all that. Now, addressing your points. Is Resident Evil 5 one of the best games in the series? Yes. It sold 14.8 million copies and is only beaten out by RE 7, 8, and 2R. I never said it was bad. I said it doesn't appeal to me personally, because I prefer the survival horror-focused games rather than the action-horror ones. You are not a fake fan for doing so. I am not "trying to be edgy or cool" by enjoying Resident Evil in the way I want to. And finally, Resident Evil 5 proves my original point. The entire plot is trying to capture Richard Irving, somebody with a desire for power who is attempting to use bioweapons to further that power. And later to take out Wesker. An individual who will hurt the people around them and loyal to them, by using bioweapons, in their search to further their power. You should have used Resident Evil 7 for your argument. The Bakers are regular people with very irregular traits brought on by bioweapon exposure. And they do terrible things to Ethan, to the ghost hunting camera crew, to Chris and his BSAA/Blue Umbrella team in the DLC. But that isn't a classic, by your own words. Nothing you have said has refuted my original statement. If anything, you've reinforced it by continuing the argument. Originally I was willing to end this with a "we can both have our own opinions" type of message. But it is abundantly clear that you do not respect mine, so I'll save us both the pleasantries. I will continue to enjoy Resident Evil for the parts of it I enjoy. Goodbye.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@witherwolf3316 What a long winded way to say "I don't understand Japanese games."

[@ThatD1spynser]

"You're pretty good. Just what I'd expected from the man with the same code as the boss."

[@stev231]

2:20 Fun fact: those shrimp (mantis- or pistol shrimp) DO have more cones in their eyes than just the red, blue, green cones humans have, HOWEVER, the cones they use aren't outside of the human visual spectrum, they're the colors humans normally observe by mixing the signals of the seprate cones' spectrum, as it turns out: shrimp brains are too small to mix colors, so they found a workaround by just having the already mixed spectrum as extra cones. They have even worse color identification with more cones, awful.

[@thunnus_albacares]

So all this time they don't have better color sensing than humans at all My disappointment is immeasurable

[@mailcs06]

Iirc they can also see ultraviolet but that’s not unique to them and yeah i remember hearing they can’t actually see more distinct shades of colors than people

[@justinwhite2725]

​@@mailcs06I don't think any animal can. Most animals have the same range but a different starting point. I know that bees can see ultraviolet, but they can't see red. So it's the same as us but shifted upwards.

[@mikehogan8345]

@@justinwhite2725 actually, fun fact: the human retina can sense UV but the lens of our eyes absorb it, so it never reaches them. this is also what causes cataracts, and if you get cataract surgery, the artificial lens they use is transparent to UV so you start perceiving it... but our UV vision is not great so most people don't notice much change.

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

When Anne Hathawill, Anne Hathaway.

[@User_Samicom]

Lmao

[@Xyb3rAnims]

Lmao

[@amustashepty2317]

Lmao

[@aureliaavalon]

I lost it. I love that woman's humour, and if she saw your joke she would quote it like a prophecy 😂

[@CameronDay-uv2yj]

to quote that one tumblr post about william shakespeare and how he had a wife named anne hathaway, and how anne hathaway's husband looks like william shakespeare: "when anne has a Will, Anne Hathaway"

[@BillBerny-vv7rt]

11:07 that goblin impression was SPOT ON 🙏

[@Keltinray]

I recognize the memory stick at 12:42 - that's the Raynor dog tag memory stick from the Starcraft II Wings of Liberty collectors edition. If my memory isn't playing tricks on me, I believe it originally contained a copy of Starcraft: Brood War.

[@ralphbrito]

Dig through comments to see who else knew this. I still have mine in my pc junk drawer lol

[@Deseko]

"3 MILLION DOLLAR AD" 😂😂😂

[@NibbyBanana]

I had to check the comments, and you didn't disappoint

[@jaeden28]

so close!!! but no where near what they typed!!!

[@sopcannon]

3 million AD (Anno Domini)

[@stormclaw2014]

Project Zomboid really does show how interesting just the survival aspect of zombie survival is. One of my friends is a programmer in it, and they introduced me to the game. It's really fun, but has a pretty steep learning curve

[@nogitsunegaming]

If anyone's curious, I'm fairly certain the parking lot USB stick is the one that came with the collectors edition of StarCraft 2 and had a copy of StarCraft 1 Brood War on it

I was looking for this comment.

[@aviFlashbacks]

I knew I recognized it, reminded me of the dogtags in sc2 cutscenes and I thought "wait, didn't they theme USBs after those?"

[@CookingWithCows]

50% sodium salt is real, and no, salt is not "pure sodium". Sodium salt alternatives are for example potassium chloride. So if it says 50% less sodium, then it's half NaCl and half KCl

[@mango_chipmunk2498]

this may sound silly, and a part of it is in a silly way, but i am being mostly serious when i ask: does that mean that chloride is responsible for producing salt? i'm not too familiar with chemistry, but i am genuinely curious about it (^^)

[@Flutistno3]

Technically, NaCl is technically only 50% sodium. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll see myself out.

[@polyacov_yury]

If you consume that much KCl - that can't be healthy

[@polyacov_yury]

​@@mango_chipmunk2498technically any base + any acid = salt + some water, hydrogen or oxygen. HCl is an acid, one of many

[@voidfloof]

​@@mango_chipmunk2498there's a lot of different kinds of "salts" chemically speaking and only Sodium Chloride is "table salt". you'll see some of the other ones in the salt they put roads to melt snow

[@MercadoJarronMatthewAMatt]

Emkay you have blessed me!! I never would've thought waking up at 4am to study for a math test I have today would lead me to be early to an Emkay vid!!

[@pastelplushie]

irrc The guy that responded to the NASA intern wasn't the one who fired her and actually wanted her to keep the job based on some statement he wrote. If I recall correctly transphobes were harassing her and she cussed out the guy thinking he was a concern troll. The transphobes allegedly snitched to NASA about her swearing trying to ruin her internship. Not saying swearing at him was okay (tho it seems excessive to fire someone for a single incident like that if you ask me) but I wish the full story was included whenever I see that post up. Edit: Feel free to fact check me/add more details.

[@roonkolos]

I do find it funny how in the heat of all the chaos an actual nasa employee found his way there and was accidental friendly fire But hey. As long as they understood it was not meant in ill, I see nothing wrong with her situation there. Was just badly timed, that's all

[@mailcs06]

Moral of the story: Transphobes suck. Again.

[@L_Nivale]

why are they harrassing her? did she says something controversial or something?

[@quanticflowers]

@@L_Nivalei’m guessing based on context she herself is trans?

[@cronusmetentis]

@@L_Nivaleshe was trans, and on twitter

[@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87]

Saying that ketchup is like tomato is like saying bread is like flour

[@DarrylBallegeer]

The tomato thing - it's all about texture, not taste. The mouth feel of raw tomato is just gag inducing. Absolutely nothing wrong with the flavour.

[@stargazer8g2]

raw tomato is fine...

[@ralfgerritse2296]

Womp womp

[@theominouspigeon]

nobody argue here

[@incubus_echo6982]

I think the taste is horrid tbh 💀 but pasta sauce is absolutely amazing. Lol

[@727wyfsi]

That reminds me of the time i used to just cut the top of the tomato and just eat it raw with just some salt on top of it

[@52flyingbicycles]

To be fair, “Night of the Living Dead” was also heavily a “humans are the real monsters” sort of film

[@katashworth41]

If your salt is pure sodium then you’re about to have a Bad Time. Also ‘British people can’t handle spice’ is so old hat (that being said I am that person who can’t) but even a hamlet that has about 5 people will have at least 1 Indian restaurant.

[@cemsity]

Imagine getting hired by NASA and not knowing who Homer Hickam is.

[@Shifsabre]

That's part of the joy of Death Road to Canada. It has conflict between human characters and a morale system, but it doesn't take itself seriously at all and keeps a lot of focus on beating up zombies. Also, you can immediately make any situation worse by yelling "Cool it!"

[@theroyalnapkin379]

Project Zomboid mention let’s goooo, best zombie game imo. No drama, no other people, just zombies and dying repeatedly to stupid things that half the time aren’t related to zombies.

[@NyscanRohid]

3 million A.D. That's the _year_ 3 million.

[@victoriafelix5932]

But then, it is still 2024 & I'm still trying to process 1453....

[@roxannnewolfe2021]

I'm not on Twitter for fear of the brain rot and rude people, serious political propaganda from both sides, so to have these just being calm and quite thought provoking, it's so nice and refreshing. Gosh, thanks for making my day better. 🎉

[@itsHoust]

I don't know why but its a such a surreal feeling being that I was the one who created this subreddit, quit Reddit shortly after, and now seeing it on KZbin with hundreds of thousands of views. awesome video man!

[@Dekkysaurus]

JFC I almost died at the taser! I just took a bite of my eggroll and OMG I've missed you, Zach!

[@joeneauxvieve6203]

3:38 this exists actually! There's a theater in Seattle with "Hecklevision" nights where they play campy/cult classic films with this exact feature. They did it for Die Hard during Christmas last year and it was the funniest shit I've ever participated in

[@liu3chan]

"Dear adults. You can just leave." "Stop leaving y'all kids!"

[@christyencremins7676]

My preferred method of tomato consumption is like an apple. I recognize that this is strange.

[@foreverpainful]

you must live somewhere with really good tomatoes

[@christyencremins7676]

@@foreverpainful I wish.

[@hiccupwarrior89]

I think the issue most people have is that they don't put salt and pepper on before trying it and they assume that's how all people eat raw tomatoes

[@christyencremins7676]

@@hiccupwarrior89 salt and pepper?

[@hiccupwarrior89]

@@christyencremins7676 do you not cut it in half and put salt and pepper on?

[@danielhorler]

11:42 there’s no way bro just pronounced ‘3 million AD’ as “3 million dollar ad.”💀 Love the vid man, most hilarious part in it by far.

[@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura]

I can identify cars somewhat well, back in my early days as a kid. When my dad bought a car, I loved it, which caused me to draw a car. Eventually I decided to draw every car on the road. Every time I saw a car, I drew it, which caused me to remember the details of the car.

[@M_Alexander]

Every time I'm asked who my primary care doctor is I'm like "whoever's available at the local clinic that day."

[@Schenkel101]

Spam mail, spam calls and soliciting should be international crimes.

[@fromthegamethrone]

7:40 Mine was 9 times table and how to subtract 9, as the blue sphere stage in sonic 3 often had 3 x 3 grids of blue spheres and show you how many you had left to collect.

[@Samthony1228]

the all 0's times table is a CLASSIC, prob one of my favorite memories from elementary school (i was a boring child and dont remember much but still...)

[@mokachahan]

I don't bother with a phone plan so unless a restaurant has wifi, I literally physically cannot use their QR Code menus. I remember the poor servers had to basically attempt to dictate what they had based on my tastes and interests because of it.

[@b2fsu18]

Big Fux XXL goes so hard on a burger menu it is my dream to make burgers here

[@hilton_chloe.e]

All of us are dead is a kdrama but a top tier zombie survival show 10/10

[@CanadianTG]

new emkay video at a early time? satisfactory *insert the spongebob meme about sandwiches at a cheap price or whatever*

[@kalenipclaw5683]

new emkay video at an early time? satisfactory *insert the open-world factory-building game*

[@Im_Ellipsis]

"Hey bro you want something to eat?" "Yeah, where're you think about going?" "B U R G E R"

[@brittnianime]

for the math quizzes i would always speed through 0s 1s 2s & 10s anything else i would just count up from the nearest solved equation on the sheet. I think i did 5 real "stop and solve" on each sheet. everything else was memory

[@azrealducain3123]

7:54 This isn't a boomer complaint. Cell phones are either small enough that it's inconvenient to scroll an entire restaurant menu on them (but perfect for anything you'd ACTUALLY want to use a cell phone for) or so comically large that they are too big to hold in your hand and use at all. QR codes often don't even work.

[@transmascdruid77]

I would unironically love that Jurassic Park and Fly mashup movie. Give it to me now!

[@victoriafelix5932]

I'd love to see a mashup of Jurassic Park & rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, personally speaking....

[@SupposedQueer]

11:43 … AD. Anno Domini. THE YEAR

[@OverStrive2008]

Burger is truly my favourite german landmark

[@MarsyJ]

Bro 3:50 is giving me an internal crisis. Like what the hell is there that I couldn't have smelled? What amazing thing is out there that no single person will never experience?

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

08:40 Counterpoint: Lay’s packages their baked chips in a matte bag, and Lay’s baked chips h have that exact same horrible aftertaste that prevents me from enjoying Pringles, because both Pringles and Lay’s baked chips are pressed from mashed pœtætœs, while regular Lay’s are sliced from whole pœtætœs. Lay’s baked chips might not be as greasy or salty, but the pœtætœs themselves are processed more.

[@pancakedev6]

pœtætœs

[@undefinedCat]

It's _potatoes_

[@mattyv9651]

These narrators have perfect "Radio personality voices" and also need to be voice actors in some dumb funny cartoon. Would be pretty cool lol

[@PriffyViole]

To be fair, most modern licensed movies are in fact multi-million dollar ads.

[@ffionswithin8648]

As a brit, we do not have fucking carpet in our bathroom. That's a fucking crime.

[@johncuomo-fp6vj]

2:17 to be fair, cars have their names on them

[@agentsprocket]

At 2:19, I have to say that, as a mechanic, I remember them because of how much trouble one specific part on the vehicle caused me. I remember car make and models through PTSD

[@roonkolos]

How the hell is it that Englad once had nearly the entire spice trade by the jugular like a coyote going for a rabbit, and yet they have food so damn bland they need "extra mild" Like at that point, ya may as well just have water as a condiment

[@jackdog06]

Imagine being so bad at making food you don’t meet Burger King’s standards. Holy shit.

[@TheMNWolf]

Maybe I'm biased because October Sky is one of my favorite movies, but how can you actually be excited about NASA and not know who Homer Hickam is?

[@Brewstew2]

Maybe I’m biased because It’s an amazing movie, amazing book, and i live in West Virginia… but BE FOR REAL. How can you mess up THAT BAD with Homer Hickam himself 😭

[@TheM8]

12:42thats from Starcraft 2 collectors edition! It should contain Starcraft 1!

[@Tman2bard]

I feel a bit weird about the Zombie stuff, cuz I believe the zombie itself is just a force that people have to deal with. You can have the humans are the real mosters story, actual genuine working together and preserving stories, or just general struggle for survival. Walking Dead wasn't wrong for exploring the concepts it did. It was everyone else seeing it gain big money and trying their own spin and oversaturating it. Hell, the original zombie stories from Romero were all some sort of critique on people living through it, and they were just the force they had to deal with.

[@GaryOPostle]

I think the Romero zombies were a criticism of mindless consumerism, that’s why his movie was set in a mall, but I don’t get why that guy wanted a show of people searching around for supplies? Did he mean more action?

[@yourweirdplant]

On the chips thing I am FOREVER a believer that Lays Baked chips genuinely taste better than the regular ones

[@martyshwaartz971]

On the cinnamon thing, if I remember right there's only 5 flavours we can actually taste (sweet, salty, sour, bitty, umami) and all flavours are just combinations of those in different levels. Spiciness is different because it triggers none-taste receptors (there may be others). Someone correct me if I'm wrong though.

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

i really like mint. what is mint taste

[@aqwkingchampion13]

@@Simon_Dunkaccino Mint is like spice in that it triggers non-taste-related receptors. That said, and I could be wrong, I thought I saw somewhere that the five flavor concept was disproven.

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

@@aqwkingchampion13 i love mint

[@LuckyOwI777]

I haven't watched this channel in quite a while. I needed something like this to bring my spirits up. Thank you

[@ithoughtso.7016]

WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. CARPET. IN. OUR. BATHROOMS.

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

Im still processing 2016 dude, fym process 2019??

[@blak4831]

bro your willem dafoe voice is actually pretty good got damn

[@darkamora5123]

4:00 actually cinnamic acid is a thing (artificial cinnamon flavor like red hots or hot tamale candies) that I accidentally made in an organic chemistry lab in college. I fucked up the proper steps for the experiment and the result was a kind of syrupy thing that crystallized in the pipette my partner and I were using to insert it into the mass spectrometer to see if we got it right. It hardened and we knew we had to start over. So I was trying to clear the pipette so I could clean it properly and start over. I kept squeezing the bulb and it eventually it loosened up enough that the next squeeze shot it out like popping a cork. It flew several feet and went into the mouth of the girl at the next table, who had to be examined for potential poisoning later saying it was like the most potent red hot candy EVER. Our professor did a proper analysis after the fact and identified it definitively. While pure cinnamic acid is the artificial flavoring it is also the primary flavinoid (molecule that conveys flavor) in real cinnamon. Though there are other volatiles that add depth and enhance it to make that natural cinnamon flavor, eventually someone would have tasted it discovered that flavor without the cinnamon tree existing. Sacchirin and artificial banana flavor come to mind. The former was identified as a sweetener by a chemist who couldn't be bothered to wash his hands before eating lunch and was surprised when every thing he touched tasted sweet. The latter they just sort of tasted random chemical combinations in the 1850s looking for an artificial banana flavor. I could see discovering the flavor profile accidentally for just such individuals.

[@101wormwood]

The burgers on that menu are in german I think? If I went Id be torn between the Classic Fux or the Big Fux XXL... they both just sound so fuxing good

[@RadiONIchan]

YES!!!! TWITCH CHAT IN CINEMA!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

[@theasandys]

Stopping kids from saying “stopping kids from saying ‘stopping kids from saying first’”

[@TheLostwaveFurry]

Stopping kids from saying " Stopping kids from saying “stopping kids from saying ‘stopping kids from saying first’” "

[@masterboa6321]

1000th

[@sudokuacrobatics]

Yeah, keep on snowballing, this will be fun

[@theasandys]

@@TheLostwaveFurry Stopping kids from saying “stopping kids from saying ‘stopping kids from saying “stopping kids from saying ‘stopping kids from saying “first”’”’”

[@dropdmike75]

How far is this gonna go bruh

[@walnzell9328]

Ah, a trunk full of peanut butter, I see. Not illegal? No, I'm arresting you on suspicion of selling without a trader's license.

[@theodorejohnson459]

9:58 shrimping is slang for sucking toes so y'know, fair enough

[@L-ghtlessSky]

6:51 OR, you could go the Solidarity route and go by TIMMY! and JIMOTHY! And also Jim because why not! And also Tim because why not!

[@ThatDamnPandaKai]

Took me a moment to realize the Burger King was in German and just thought they named their burgers "fux" because they gave no fucks anymore. 😂

[@regularly_priced]

11:41 it’s 3 million YEARS A.D. as in Anno Domini 😭

[@3_14pie]

salt with "50% less sodium" is prohibited under the Geneva convention

[@ColiasPalaeno]

I never found a chip bag that was matte my whole life, however matte cans i have, and while i won't argue, i will sit here enjoying my can of pringles while the other people cry about it "nOt BeInG a ReAl ChIp" and "It'S MaDe FrOm TaTeR ReJeCtS" and i'm just aggressivelly crunching my sour cream and onion chips while listening to soothing 1940s-1950s easy listening jazz or whatever the fuck Nat King Cole is.

[@Naymy]

I remember reading a comment from an Indian lady, saying that she still had nightmares of all the giant ladies and their Latvian General coming to get her.

[@Fyreflier]

As a Scot, I'm laughing at the European peasants one because "dinnae" is pronounced "dinny". Like think "Denny's" but with an i

[@ImmortalAbsol]

Brit here, carpet in bathroom? No, not in the last couple decades. A mat maybe.

[@Jm0417-s]

I’m american, and my house had carpet in every room when I bought it. Master bedroom and bath had bright pink 3” shag carpet. Now my house has no carpet.

[@chstens]

3 million dollar ad? Dude, that's supposed to be a year.

[@dash0mysh]

It may not be illegal, but it should be

[@SysFan808]

"you like tomato sauce, but not tomatoes, so you like garlic and other seasonings more than tomatoes" yeah, KINDA!

[@aribantala]

12:25 Blud doesn't understood the concept of "a Salad". 💀 Also, yea tomatoes are great as a snack actually, they're sweet and a bit sour. I can snack on Cherry Tomatoes like it's grapes. And just like apples, quarter some tomatoes and eat it. Awesome stuff

[@daveyjones7391]

Yessir. Love me some *good* tomatoes. Li’l bit of salt and pepper and you’re golden.

[@dragonetafireball]

8:18 Homer Hickam actually fought really hard to try and get her a second chance and not revoke her internship because he felt bad that he was just trying to warn her and she took it the wrong way.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

i wonder if the less sodium thing is a mixture with a different chloride salt, I remember reading something about that at one point, that people are deficient in potassium so the easiest way to supplement it would be to add potassium chloride to table salt. apparently it also tastes salty, tho idk if it tastes any different otherwise. would be interesting to find out, I think.

[@Bob5mith]

It's potassium chloride, and it tastes salty-ish. I don't remember any other flavor. It was just weak.

[@ioele1000]

Your spot on. "Morton Lite Salt is a salt and potassium chloride blend that contains 50% less sodium than regular salt*" - Directly form the Morton website.

[@TheLoopyestRabbit]

12:21 I don’t like tomatoes, the other flavors just taste better and distract me like the little impatient thing I am

[@RandomHammy]

OMG! That usb stick was from the Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty collector edition - it had the original SC1 and Broodwar on it :D

[@nathankim7936]

12:50 that's actually a dog tag usb from the starcraft II wings of liberty collectors edition. Inside was a copy of starcraft + broodwar. Its a 2012 collectible so i doubt its being used to push malware.

[@firemayro]

first one is an addendum to "JUST WALK OUT"

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

4:01 this made me so sad actually. i’m so sorry flavours that don’t exist i wish i could know what uou taste like but i can’t but i wish i could and i love you all the same. i need to know every flavour desperately but i can’t and it’s so sad

[@sbf5174]

both my grandfather and cousin can see cars like that. I can't do that, but I can do something similar with flags and phonetics.

[@thesilentgod7863]

I’m sorry bank drive thru???????

[@No_Direction-99]

Sometimes I forget I’m an adult with free will… by sometimes I mean constantly 🙃

[@QuietClean]

I'd just like to say that ugly, fat, and old are not negative adjectives. They only have negative connotations and have nothing to do with who a person is (in fact, all of these things are subjective to some extent). That being said, Anne Hathaway is none of those things. Hollywood is trash.

[@trbz_8745]

11:42 Did he just say "three million dollar ad"?? It's 3,000,000 AD, dude. Like, the year.

[@WhizKidNate]

yooo my boi Binkie made it to the mainstream let's goooo

[@MegaloTnt]

11:45 dude, that's A.D., 3 million years in the future

[@Salithin]

13:01 Left 4 Dead: “WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS” “No, that’s the zombies”

[@Arthur_Deadeye_Morgan]

That thumbnail couldnt be any more relatable

[@70o07]

8:30 that's a Jollibee ad right there.

[@Crosshill]

regular big tomatoes are bad but small elongated tomatoes are awesome, you can even get tomatoes that are somewhat in between and they're infinitely better than the standard commercial tomato. remember to add a bit of salt on top to really bring out its flavor. i think i wanna grow small yellow tomatoes next year, they're a bit sweeter or something idk