Narrated D&D Story: The Veteran Necromancer Teaches The Greedy Party A Valuable Lesson (Part 1)

[@allthingsdnd]

You can watch part 2 of this video here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/npLXeoVsZ5KLqsk

[@TheTechiemoses]

The spells you cast would have cost a bunch and I think you cast more spells then you should have been able to. If this is the case and you were playing fast and loose with rules. Then a party assassination would be warranted. Lucky the DM let u do all that stuff and all that setup. Good story though.

[@CommanderM117]

i would hate and love to see what the gray necromancer and this guy would do if they ever met

[@d.b.624]

3.5 was called "Caster Edition" for a reason.

[@d.b.624]

@@TheTechiemoses No, totally possible under 3.5 rules. You could stack buffs and metamagic feats to ridiculous heights. Not possible in later editions, for good reasons.

[@avig3317]

Wow that audible ad lasted longer than most campaigns

[@BelligerentPenguin]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." -J.R.R. Tolkien

[@meeperdudeify]

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

[@MarcellusGrey]

"Fuck subtle." -Jim Butcher

[@Hagenfels]

@@MarcellusGrey I was about to post that....

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

Anyone else remember what Zee Bashew said “if it’s easy to kill a high level necromancer you didn’t kill him” it’s why I always have one rule when I play a backstabber in Dnd. Make a deal with the Wizard, they have few hit points but that doesn’t matter when they can teleport you to the fire plane

[@taddad2641]

because more than likely that guy trhat did that is a metagaming minmaxing munchkin that is gonna use the chapeast strategies possible. and or the necromancer is made by an asshole piece of shit Dm. honestly there is no reason they cna't take him down anyway even at a low level. the action economy is in their favor.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

I play a LN paladin (relationship status with deity: it's complicated) and always make a point of not getting into the wizard/necro bad side, unless they are being evil.

[@Eramiserasmus]

Yeah, this is why at least 3 campaigns have had their parties turn into Sole Survivor campaigns.

[@sycho-tech5104]

Personally I think Morty said it better. “If you think he’s dead, he’s not. And if you think your safe, he’s coming for you!”

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

Wizard are the one class I don’t mess with in character. They are the one class I can’t easily exploit weaknesses with in combat. Fighter monk barbarians, yes they have some ranged but it’s not their main strength and I’ve never met a wizard that hasn’t gotten fly at some point. Warlock, bard, cleric, Druid, Ranger, they’ve got spells and range but nothing a level 20 wizard can’t counter spell or block with some abjuration or simply just smite with some ninth level spells before they get close. In conclusion if you think there’s going to be one party member left after your betrayal it’s gonna be the wizard unless you knock him out in a back alley before he suspects anything

[@anoneamose4866]

If you think you killed a high level necromancer, you’re wrong.

[@shmeegis466]

Anone Amose he’s probably in a secret dungeon plotting your inevitable demise. Oh hey! It’s everyone from your home town but zombies.

[@anoneamose4866]

Or upstairs buffing up to god-killer status making ready to ruin breakfast

[@echoz2246]

Heh I get the reference

[@shadowhuntress1371]

Once a Necromancer is past level 5, you're kinda screwed if you go picking a fight with one. This team is about to get wiped; it's just a matter of what flavor of death he intends to use.

[@stevenmcdonald4078]

Well for example if u are a necromancer with the death stone, which gives u 20 free lvls of necromancer. D&D 3.5

[@Rick_Harper]

Necromancy lesson one: raising a family is not that hard; as long as they're buried close to each other.

[@johnnysizemore5797]

@Rick_Harper -- Bravo to you sir, well done! :D

[@Rick_Harper]

Johnny Sizemore [Tips hat]

[@TerrariaGolem]

Raising a hand is easier.

[@szarekhthesilent2047]

@@TerrariaGolem Raising your paycheck is hardest.

[@MystFox1314]

XD

[@dammitjoker7066]

Party: gimme your stuff Necromancer: no Party: *murdering time* Necromancer: I see that you have chosen death.. so be it.

[@TerrariaGolem]

Party: I thought we kill- I thought you died. Necromancer: Well Yes But Actually- *Power Word: Kill* Party: Suprised Pikachu Face

[@FlyingDominion]

"I am become death." Takes over the party's nuke role. Who got that pun?

[@TerrariaGolem]

@@FlyingDominion sounds familiar... An ancient meme

[@hotwheels2621]

Dammit Joker “Come, drink my friends! This cup is as your blood!” *Assassins impale the cup in annoyance.* “As I said, this cup is as your blood... If you should insist on spilling it...”

[@hermankrylov576]

Better of "I see that you have chosen death.. so be it." So you have chosen... Death

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

Party: *Kills Necromancer* Party: wait, why do I hear boss music?

[@MystFox1314]

(Megalovania at 2x speed intensifies)

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

Korryn the Jackal finally somebody had the will to reply! I’ve waited the past six hours. Well, I’m gonna get to building another class for a campaign I’m launching in a few weeks.

[@MystFox1314]

@@flyingturret208thecannon5 have fun

[@waldomkperson8194]

Never try to kill a necromancer kill them or leave them alone if it goes wrong toast

[@ssfbob456]

"Fools, this isn't even my final form!"

[@mikavanderlei5149]

Party: Haha we killed him Necromancer: *teleports behind them Necromancer: omae wa mo SHinDirU

[@Kain01able]

Necromancer: *Ear piercing screech.*

[@7evenZee]

Me: wow spoilers

[@ethanwinters1469]

Party: nani!

[@lukebriones8630]

I think (personally) it’d be funny if a time stop occurred with our lovely necromancer pulling a Dio, killing the party off in a way similar to Kakyoin. Just me tho

[@mikavanderlei5149]

@@lukebriones8630 bro yes just yes

[@markymark3668]

Party: Murders necromancer in sleep and celebrates following morning Actual necromancer: DM, hold my beer

[@windiashe126]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Allantitan]

Was gonna make the same joke 😂😂😂😂

[@thedbdentity2102]

Disengaging decoy Springing ambush

[@Andrew-ih2gz]

"I like this tower. I think I'll keep it, and all of its contents." Powerword: Kill.

[@TerrariaGolem]

My poor lungs

[@Mare_Man]

"I like our tower. Let me rephrase that, I like *my* tower."

[@williamfalls]

"That's awful big talk for somebody who is in fireball distance!"

[@lonkerd911]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[@dicorockhimself]

He sadly forgoed the use of fire ball... Time to cast summon undead 6+ debuff them down while his vampire lord or mummy lord spank them

[@DraconicDuelist]

He locked the Evocaton School though...

[@falxblade1352]

I dont need fireball

[@zofifi7549]

They really thought that killing a necromancer will be that simple? That's cute.

[@szarekhthesilent2047]

Narcomancer. That is surprisinly accurate...^^

[@onemisterfranko]

never played one but I have a feeling your right

[@heydoeradio7298]

kinda the name of the game destroy is the only way

[@onemisterfranko]

@@heydoeradio7298 just be methodical and make sure its the real thing before you celebrate.

[@tzeechgodofchange3197]

Or a warfogred there so hard to kill

[@siredgen4917]

Newbie players: spit in the face of caring, more knowledgeable player and betray him Veteran necromancer: proceeds to elegantly stike back Newbie players: surprised electrical dire rat face

[@clintonbehrends4659]

suddenly bewildered would have been more suitable for your strike at humor

[@ludvigwatte4924]

E L E C T R I C A L D I R E R A T nice :)

[@gandalftheantlion]

HAHA that is funny!

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

@@ludvigwatte4924 Seriously. Electrical Dire Rats are going to be a level 1 encounter for my next campaign. Already added to campaign notes.

[@tchoythao1730]

Pikachu

[@ericong9402]

Reminds me of how I tricked my parťy as a necromancer. When they inevitably turned on me due to in character confusion and misunderstanding. Long story short. I ran down a city street screaming for my life and turned my whole party of clerics and paladins into wanted heretics for attacking an innocent "farm boy" Illusion is your best friend

[@onemisterfranko]

never screw witha pc wizard they dont need to pull punches like a DM might.

[@sebastiansilverfox6912]

"Illusion is your best friend" Well, that and the real farm boy's dead dog... But that's because you raised him from a pup.

[@richardhicks5031]

@@sebastiansilverfox6912 xD

[@jacobfreeman5444]

@@sebastiansilverfox6912 That pun both hurt and inspired.

[@zanderatkins1970]

"I have been the voice of reason and moderation this entire campaign" tbh, if someone like that joined my game, and i demanded their loot, i wouldnt expect anything less. Anyone else get the feeling of that video where the player poisoned the dm and his entire group, killing them all? I feel like something like that is going to happen. Only, the poison would be a quicker way to go, then what this necromancer will put them through. Again, and again, and again, and again... you see where that goes.

[@fhuber7507]

Finger of death... now your corpse attacks your friend. finger off death, now there's 2 of my minions attacking the last... And finger of death. Now the undead fight each other and fireball.

[@NessaEllenesse]

I had something like that nearly happen to me. Three of my fellow party members tried to intimidate my character out of a scroll she had acquired before two of them joined. But for the intervention of the party rogue it would have gotten real ugly. She basically threatened a beat down on the next person who tried to take my character's stuff

[@sebastiansilverfox6912]

Wonder how many times he will crush the pixie like a bug underfoot before using her as a replacement for a source of light... One that can be safely and readily targeted while the necromancer lingers in the shadows behind...

[@Averagehag1202]

Pixie: gimme your share Necromancer: no Pixie: so, you have chosen death. Necromancer: yes.

[@lonkerd911]

Pixie: gimme your share Necromancer: no Pixie: so, you have chosen death Necromancer: I specialize in it >:)

[@richardhicks5031]

Cough undeath

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Pixie: then come embrace your death Necromancer: who said it was mine?

[@Teixas666]

"oh i'm sorry im a bit hard of hearing i thought you meant "WE chose death" "

[@lucusjadryev4942]

Thay have chosen death

[@maximus_games9912]

As an Ancestor once told: "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."

[@FlyingDominion]

"They CAN be beaten. They CAN be killed."

[@1Maklak]

Overconfidence precipitates a dizzying fall.

[@FlyingDominion]

@@1Maklak that's "triumphant pride precipitates..."

[@silentpredator3127]

Success is clearly in view, or is it merely a trick of the light?

[@GDbord]

"Arrogance destroys the foothold of victory"

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

the guy was ready to protect them but they got gready. they will die

[@MrEpalis]

That face when they realize they don goofed.

[@CrewJohnston]

surprised pikachu face hahaha

[@bountyhuntermaster2896]

It's gonna be a slaughter

[@DHTheAlaskan]

You can't spell slaughter without laughter

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

DGHavoc907 hahahahha! I saw a fanfiction called that once!

[@dustinmccollum7196]

Haha

[@williamfalls]

@@DHTheAlaskan You can with the poor spelling some people have nowadays. Example: "it's gonna be a slahter"

[@bakihanma7233]

@@williamfalls Slaghter

[@peterstamerra445]

Party: *murders necromancer* Party: That was easy. Necromancer: *rises* Party: Why do I hear boss music

[@leofrank6864]

Necromancer: Boss... You may want to move back the first few rows are a splash zonep

[@rosco3516]

*Dark soul activated*

[@turtlebenmeh1536]

Party: Kill the necromancer Necromancer: "*dies*" Party: yaay Party: why do I hear boss music Necromancer: *dark souls activated* Party: YOU DIED

[@arceus8089]

Peter Stamerra Megalovania starts playing lmao

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

*The green Demon of like has arrived*

[@thedm8873]

oh those guys are so gonna regret that.

[@NaoyaYami]

7:49 - "Prepping with all the usual goodies". I got a really strong flashbacks of Ainz Ooal Gown buffing before fighting Shalltear...

[@RoxyGotMoxy.]

Yeah, except this is about to be even MORE one-sided.

[@gunhead7159]

Necromancer: “Omae wa moe shindieru” Party: “Nani?!” *(everything fucking dies)*

[@IanKid]

Then they come back from death

[@drixx5297]

Party: (kills necromancer) Necromancer: “I’m about end this mans whole career.”

[@GlitchGhost1285]

Note to self and others reading this: Don´t piss off the necromancer or you are gonna have a bad time. (Play megalovania on max volume)

[@williamfalls]

*Astoshan default dancing*

[@darlek_0017]

XD not to say sans is weaker, but this necromancer is a hell alot more scarier with all those spells..

[@GlitchGhost1285]

@@darlek_0017 True but I really just wanted to do the "bad time meme" Sans was just a +.

[@sirapple589]

*Huh Huh Huh* *Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh*

[@boxorak]

@@darlek_0017 "not to say Sans is weaker..." He kind of is tho.

[@MarkEdwardRom]

this is a turn done right. great execution. as if im hearing the next story plot episode of overlord.

[@overgoddesswashu]

Right? Some very quality, very well thought out plan.

[@sebastiansilverfox6912]

Personally, I thought the execution was a bit substandard ...I mean, usually when you execute someone you expect them to actually die. (Yeah, I know what you meant but couldn't resist)

[@MrVdots]

I read this one and it's pretty lit levels of keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer

[@funkmastaC]

He teleports in. It was at this point that they knew they f'd up.

[@Thagesthoughts]

Party: Necromancer, you suck and haven't done anything. Necromancer: Sweet child, let me introduce you to the horror of debuff rays.

[@testfortester7131]

Yesssss I can’t wait for the 2nd part!!!! I LOVE NECROMANCERS

[@quarterluna8911]

I'm imagining once the portal opened and the necromancer stepped out, you could just feel the magic power radiating off of him, even to non-magic users could feel it, and him just going, "who's first?"

[@bishop8958]

How very like an anime.

[@DZMoops]

Party: Oh I thought you were dead Necromancer: My death was, greatly exaggerated

[@nicolasgagnon8738]

You're literally the only channel in all of KZbin wich I have the bell on for notification. You are an amazing narrator, thank you for entertaining my weeks!!

[@kishinasura1989]

I never get tired of hearing this story his revenge is so masterfully done

[@DevilFruitZero]

"YOU DIED," cried the three in unison. "I got better," said the necromancer with a shit-eating grin. All I am curious about is does he resort to torture.

[@onemisterfranko]

seriously why mess with a wizard? a necromancer makes it so much worse

[@PeytonOver]

The torture will be their repeated revival from death

[@jesterssketchbook]

does anyone else think the narrator of this channel sounds like Casey Casem? that old skool radio DJ :D

[@varto07]

Either he is a very busy guy or it´s a new speech program, because it´s the same voice of the "i don´t work here" videos.

[@tragicallyhypno3158]

I've actually always felt like he should be doing one of the "white voices" from Sorry to Bother You :P

[@RottenRogerDM]

No. Not even close.

[@DFloyd84]

Like, wow, Scoob!

[@United-Federation-of-Planets]

KZbin Notification: Narrated D&D Story: The Veteran *_Necromancer_* o_O

[@gigaswardblade7261]

necro: "im gonna stay back and let you new guys be in the spotlight and you can always come to me if you need help" players: "ok" *near the end* players: "you have done nothing to help us so you get nothing and were gonna kill u" necro: "wtf.bmp"

[@Mr.2Dirty]

_Party kills Necromancer_ *Giorno theme starts playing at piano* Party: is that a piano?

[@colinrawls2285]

**Bazelgeus theme**

[@CrimsonFakeWings]

I don't know why but "Is that a piano?" is so much funnier to me than "Is that boss music?" I think that would be a great moment to have in a game. Like a wild Magic moment. Someone trying to summon or conjure a rock or something and instead a piano falls from the sky landing on an enemy with a loud clang. Party member: "Is... is that a piano?"

[@DarkChaosKaxi]

Necromancer doing Necromancer things... it's always fun to listen to these tales.

[@tyrus4249]

Yet another story that makes you think beyond expectations. I really like that you told what addition and what feats and levels you used to make your character. It helps me look at the game a little more clearly on how things can add up to monster levels of antagonism.

[@thekingmoose8004]

if it was easy to kill the necromancer... you didn't kill the necromancer

[@taddad2641]

or you just out metagamed, munchkined him.

[@vladimirserpov6773]

Pixie: Gimme your loot! Necro: Oh? You're Approaching Me?

[@uniporndev8390]

Was there ever a continuation of the "Grey Nechromancer" Story? Has to be one of the most awesome stories ever told.

[@SymbioteMullet]

Never give a wizard time to think.

[@RedwoodTheElf]

Assassinating another player character is such an incredibly evil act, I hope the GM took their professed alignments into account. The Cleric may have some atonement to do.

[@christiangarza8122]

RedwoodTheElf I don’t think he lived long enough for that

[@gwestbrook1433]

That party is about to get wrecked.

[@MasterGibz]

“If it was easy to kill a necromancer, he’s not dead” -Zee Bashew

[@Hawk-hi7pz]

Can’t wait to see the part two of this one I always like it when greedy characters are teamed up on by the good gym and pc

[@TonberryShuffle]

"Oh boy. Here I go killing again." -This necromancer, probably.

[@charltonsticher3461]

I have actually read this story before and the ending is glorious! No spoilers, however: the story teller is doing a fantastic job. Can't wait for the next installment.😉

[@coltonmartin2690]

Love the opening animation and sounds! That laugh is so AWESOME!!!

[@chaoticmouseman]

Dont underestimate a more skilled player - my study has proved that dnd improves your brain so if someone is better than you at dnd it most likely means that they are smarter

[@Milchtsunami2012]

i fully trust your study

[@slug5237]

Yes you seem incredibly smart and I can fully trust you

[@chaoticmouseman]

@@Milchtsunami2012 and @Dank boi - indeed, this study is super trustworthy and has a colossal sample size of 5 people! Can you imagine that!?

[@evanpotter860]

ChaoticMouseMan I’m my ample size of 8 I had the most dangerous character but all my friends did better in school. It’s a matter of dedication

[@gabriel300010]

the size of your study doesnt matter if you crit on your persuasion roll.

[@trevorp8124]

*Hears "Arcane Thesis" * Hoo boy this gonna be good

[@UlrichUlrichson]

This just hit my number 2 favorite so far. Number 1 being what I call "The Sword and the Troll." And number 3 is "The False Hydra"

[@FireLover7004]

The grey necromancer had to by my first but hydra really freaked me out.

[@UlrichUlrichson]

@@FireLover7004 I loved the grey necromancer too but it didnt hit my top 3 since I generally play the "do anything, no matter how evil, for the greater good" character type so it didnt feel too unique to me.

[@FireLover7004]

@@UlrichUlrichson true most my characters yolotasic. "I dont care I do what I want" Not quite ce but Cn

[@davidjohnson6665]

About to watch part two, feeling super stoked at what happens next.

[@Crimson_CourierTTV]

Saw necromancer and clicked right away

[@archsteel7]

On the edge of my seat for part 2. As the person who is always betrayed by the party, whenever I play a PC, I can't deny I feel *immense* satisfaction at this setup.

[@TheDefectiveAI]

When you plot to kill a necromancer and you only end up destroying one body, alarm bells should be going off immediately.

[@Dusxio]

You left us off at the best part XD The beat down lol

[@madmohawk6560]

Player: Being a generally helpful guy Party: He's got the shiny things lets kill him Also Party: Kills him Player: Fake surprise Pikachu face Next morning Il Vento D'oro starts playing Party: Why can we hear boss music? Player: Yous thought you could KILL a Necromancer? That's cute now who's ready for Bone Daddy's belt

[@ZacharyWhittall]

loving this channel guys, keep up this top notch small stories. i love em

[@willsszz8521]

oh but alas, if only killing a necromancer were so easy... tsk tsk.. these poor fools.

[@tonywalker3541]

I'm loving every second of this 👍 can't wait for part 2

[@minervatanhua2387]

Necromancer in a relationship S/O: *joking* would you Miss me if I died? Necromancer: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship. S/O *sweatdrop*

[@timidgiantartpeter7769]

I love stories about necromancers, can't wait for part 2.

[@Loki-qo2kb]

But how did you set up the pocked dimension thing withouth them knowing it out of character? Since if they knew that was a clone why were they suprised?

[@superbad8008]

Couldn’t find this on Neckbeardia’s channel anymore, but glad you narrated so I can re-listen. One of my faves.

[@DragonGunzDorian]

have a good day all who read this. :)

[@MystFox1314]

thank you good sir/ madam

[@DragonGunzDorian]

Korryn the Jackal sir is correct and your welcome good jackal.

[@darkeather2]

Man, I love hearing stories involving necromancers. Something about them always seems to make players self reflect, or just ponder about morality.

[@bosstyrant]

pixie: “Let’s divide up his share now!” OP: “So yeah I started blasting”

[@lieutenantkettch]

So how did you manage to tell the DM about your contingency plans without the murderhobo players knowing about it?

[@RayneHyuga]

I really hope theres a part two to this I want to know how baddly they learn their lesson

[@kenshi6693]

If I learned anything from all these stories, its be kind to the necromancer

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

This video has excellent replay value. It's amazing when several sessions worth of investment reached a climactic battle like this, even more so when it's Player vs Player.

[@ClarkGamingCo]

just wait till he upends the bag of holding filled with skeletons.

[@dicorockhimself]

At his lvl? Mummies or shadows are more likely ;D maybe even a morgue, or vampire.....

[@jkl1110]

i've heard this one on another website but the flair of this channel is my fav

[@allthingsdnd]

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[@zimattack9994]

In other words he went Ainz on their @$$

[@johnnysizemore5797]

Notes from a NG human Idiot; As a long time player of a Necromancer(that's still thinks he's better looking than you'll ever be ;D), it's nice to hear that someone beside myself still uses the classics. I wonder though: if he Raised Dead on all of them(after he killed them for the betrayal, of course!), would he get Improved Undead(as they were all PC Classes in life) or just the Cannon Fodder? May your pantheon ever favor you Baron Trevelyan Of Restenford

[@Blitzwaffen]

Brizzt eh? I wonder if he travels with a lion companion with a group of other companions like Beary the Barbarian, Dreunor the Dwarf fighter and Maddie the Human.

[@deonehull]

I need a DM like you listening to your content make me want to play DND

[@roastedlemon]

Ngl, I have no clue why I watched this, I've never given this game a thought in my life but for some reason I kinda wanna try it

[@cody32401]

Shout out for Malazan amazing series. Great video btw.

[@UnforgivenVagabond]

Sounds more like a DM NPC story... The lack of humility as seen in other stories makes this one highly suspect. That, or a secret Co-DM plot character player.

[@moguljester2676]

So far I have loved all of your videos! Keep it up!

[@borisrebic]

Question. How does one cast multiple concentration spells? I heard him list haste and blur under the things he had cast. Isnt casting another concentration spell supposed to cancel others?

[@Grubbie_Mubbie]

I was wondering about that too since casting one ends the other, if you ask me this whole story sounds more like what the person wanted to happen rather than what actually happened

[@borisrebic]

@@Grubbie_Mubbie or it happened in an edition before concentration was a thing. I forgot about that.

[@warrenpeace8988]

I’m a little late, but older editions didn’t have concentration. You could buff yourself as many times as you can. This was 3.5 edition, I believe. Fifth edition probably has concentration in order to stop casters from being overpowered with prep time. 5e takes away a lot of the other preparation based advantages that were in 3.5 and the like.

[@brysonashcroft527]

This reminded me of zee bashew’s animated spellbook on “clone” where he said “if you kill a necromancer and it was easy you probably didn’t kill him”

[@cmattss4]

The way this dude talks about “friends” that he plays these games with is really off putting. Like he has a small contempt for anyone who isn’t well versed in the game.

[@cmattss4]

I know the KZbind didn’t write the story btw. Well narrated.

[@SarenDracul]

i cant wait for part two this will be good i love Necromancer stories.

[@jonathonthomas1255]

Damnnnn... I woulda said "This is the price of your greed, prepare to pay it."

[@TerrariaGolem]

Nah, don't be cliche. Also, self realization (of why you've been punished with cunning) hurts more than any obvious statement.

[@Razor773_YT]

Can’t wait to hear part two!!!

[@The3ddfan]

I do like comeuppance.

[@FlyingDominion]

I like the word comeuppance.

[@tannerbarnes7392]

Seen this story before. Solid banger

[@darkishnewt]

Huh Neet

[@TerrariaGolem]

Sounds like what a Dorkly Viewer would say.

[@TheRealLongname]

Part 2 is gonna be lit!

[@Theplayerofx]

Man these things are so made up it hurts. How do u say oh I cast all this shit in my room with out the other players and dm hearing. Or the party wanting to kill another player with out the dm doing anything. Smh

[@christianwilliams4795]

There are games where this all happens via note passing. Sounds strange but if you've interacted with some of the old guard of DnD you'll here about this sort of thing. Also Vampire the Masquerade and many other heavy RP games run on secrets between the PCs and a GM who keeps his mouth shut and lets things play out.

[@sauloaa1]

Even though I read that story when it was posted, it's good enough to hear it too.

[@RikkuTakanashi]

I do feel like his reaction was justified, but it's also harder to take him seriously when he calls the newbies Mary Sue snowflakes. A lot of players become cut throat murder hobos or greedy bastards because that's the stereotypical way people think D&D is played and because nobody really tells them otherwise. If a veteran player is playing and doesn't tell people this isn't how it should go down, they then don't have the right to talk about the new players with such contempt. I can't deny his way of teaching them a lesson is brilliant but at the same time not all that helpful. It's just gonna have the chance to encourage their cut throat behavior in future games, possibly with hurt feelings.

[@THEO00900]

The wizard doesn't stay in the back because he is scared but because it gives him a better view on his pawns.

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

Honestly, this comes off as so pretentious and cringey.

[@SSthunderchild]

Good to see the necromancer got the party back together... ...after he level drained them to wights and controlled them.

[@OMartinez91]

Never piss off the necromancer in your party or you'll find yourself the next undead minion in his collection

[@vardmardrhrolfskogr9009]

Dude Drizzt Do'Urden is what got me into DnD