PC would've had an "Accident" and "somehow" not survived the adventure........ if he did that in my campaign......

I'm the DM, DO NOT SCREW WITH ME! If i say something don't fly, you best land that plane, clear?

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The details might've simply been abridged for the sake of the momentum, but that part about adventurers coming after the party sounded quite plain. We know what adventurers can do, we play as them and they should be able to poke and prod much more intelligently at their enemy. Sounded like they just went through the main door one group at a time and died and didn't try something clever like sabotaging the numerous operations of the players, working in multiple fronts with multiple parties, weakening the players' influence, bribing people to work as spies etc., all to EVENTUALLY face the players. As a GM that's where I would've really started to mess with the players, to see how well their characters are able to deal with series of small, but focused attacks from several sources, to make them feel the frustration of BBEGs dealing with heroes. Maybe they could split and act as bosses against each respective party. What it sounded like it actually was like was very much lacking in imagination.

He pronounces it “lase/lace” fire and I just…I thought I could handle it but oh my god my blood pressure it’s not even that big a thing like- AUGH

I like the idea that they all literally tripped over one of its necks and there was just a moment of awkward staring between the party and the Hydra.

Make my next character able to speak draconic so I am able to befriend (kidnap) kobolds, noted...

Lol. Nothing wrong was done here. The party was the dirtbags.

Yaaaaah.... that probably didn't happen. Ya'll probably thought Trump was going to lose, too, didn't you? Don't believe in bidens laptop either, do you?

What happened to the channel? Are they not making content?

Mmmm infinite salt!

Imagine if as the town burned, they heard a sound unlike anything before; a howling screech of agony. They look towards the source, seeing massive white tendrils with human faces upon them erupting from the burning building, as if the False Hydra is trying to get the hell out of dodge; it lurches out of the burning structure, scarred with flame and cuts from the sharp glass and wood. It looks directly at the party, and while normally a false hydra wears an expression analagous to sadistic glee, now it wears a face of *pure fucking hatred.* No more songs. It's past subtlety. It is *angry,* and it wants them dead. "Roll initiative."

If my campaign was ever going to get derailed, it better be because of some serious capitalistic drive.

That sounded like an arrogant high-schooler tried to write something dramatic.

Why does he sound like an AI voice on 1.25 speed

6:35 Actually it is pretty weird… it’s a gigantic age gap. If this were real life it would immediately be called into question. The princess being like a daughter would be sweeter and much more wholesome. And I’m saying this as someone who is a girl. Not a white knight. I do think the characters have chemistry, but the age gap is just too weird for me. The relationship should be kept platonic because of that.

Where can I sign up to play with this DM? Sounds like he needs more grateful friends anyway.

These players sucked. A Tolkien-like DM sounds amazing.

Sounds like a whole team that saw the Silvery Barbs skit on XPtolevel3 and just went to town with it.

I've listened to this story at least 5 times. It's still one of my favorites! It always brings 2 quotes to mind: 1 Actions have consequences. And 2 Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

Sounds like shitty DMing ngl

I wad DM for a homebrew campaign. We were two months or so in, meeting on a weekly basis. The members were all mutual friends of my wife and I. I think we were having a good time. Lots of laughs, some close combats, and building plot tension. But my wife and I separated. They all just didn't show up for any more sessions or ever respond

I mean, I'm a furry too, but there's a line that shouldn't be crossed when changing stuff just because you're obessessed with anthro animals. I mean I'm wanting to play as a Tabaxi because I like cats and stuff, but I'm not gonna go around and crap on the ground and making cat noises for my only means of communication. :/

I know a drawing of the Phandelver campaign when I see it!

0:18 the best description I ever hear, this make the thing so much easy for me to understand how the FH works dude

"And the Kingdom lives happily ever after under the peaceful necromancer" is the worst of the edge lord tropes imo

Is it just me or does Vetor seem kinda like a hypocrite? He had all this time to steer the party right and he seemingly did nothing when he was in the perfect position to do so.

my boy does this animation:)

Looks GREAT! Where’d you get the lanterns? Im in the market for my space

Yum rats

Larry dares imply Bruce Lee movies aren’t cool

And this is why i always double taped any spell casters i fought against because they can pull stuff likes this with no problem

Anyone else hear boss music

I might borrow her, make her a goddess of Goddess of readaption and rebirth, I believe that would be fiting one of my favorite dragons of all time

Diabolical

You got to actually make a Voice for the Characters bro. It's like you are just Phoning it in and it's not all that Entertaining. Like Fuck, you are a DnD Channel for Fuck's Sake and you can't even Act the Part? Lame....

TDS is a hell of a way to live. But you sure are cool.

Seriously, sometimes people just take their characters too seriously.

I have never heard the words "Crack Van" so much in my entire life, and I used to live next to a drug house! And I run Storyteller games too. So, yeah.

That’s… not how that spell works…

The OP should have cut the crap off at the pregnancy tbh. If the DM crossed that boundry (creeeeepy) it was clearly over.

Dm for the story your not a a-hole your players were they taunted you about the ease of your encounters and you finally give them what they want and decided to act like kids when they didn't get their way then screw them them dm you where totally in the right for this situation also send me a link for mimic mountin please i want to try it for my self

I would say the dm might have gone a little overboard just a little and definitely had some attitude but the party not even being willing to listen after it all and just being salty they died because they were being cocky and arrogant makes them wrong in the end

I think this player wanted the DM to read his mind, and got mad when he didn't. The player might have something in mind for his character, but the DM is busy running the encounter and the mobs. I think the DM's only mistake was getting upset about the characters not continually walking into haunts. Once the party falls into one pit, it becomes normal procedure to prod the floor and they will never fall into another pit.

Summon Son Goku, that'll fix him.

Brotha and his group are the reincarnations of Gygax and his party.

I remember when this video came out, I cheered for the DM. I thought what a fantastic way to teach people a lesson in corporative storytelling. But now, as a more seasoned DM, I look at this as a DM and a party really not being on the same page. Their murder-hobo tendencies should have come up in session zero. It's a beautiful story and a wonderful twist. But it bugs me they didn't catch it previously.

I remember when this video came out, I cheered for the DM. I thought what a wonderful way to teach people a lesson in corporative storytelling. But now, as a more seasoned DM, I now look at this as a DM and a party really not being on the same page. This should have come up in session zero.

*_reads video title_* So that's basically everyone who mains/heavily invests in Paladin ever.

still love this stotry...listen to it every few months just to smiel again.\