(Almost) Every Way To Cook a Steak in Minecraft

*Clickbait Title: Eating Every Cow In Minecraft
Minecraft is a game of endless possibilities, but are there endless ways to cook a steak?? Let's Find out!
Let me know what your favorite cooking method is, and if there were any I missed. Subscribe for more videos.... eventually.
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Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:36 Steak Tartare
1:05 Furnace Steak
1:33 Smoked Steak
2:19 Campfire Steak
2:56 Campfire Cow
3:28 Log Smoked Steak
4:08 Kelp Smoked Steak
4:40 Soul Smoked Steak
5:29 Soul Campfired Steak
6:06 Lava Bathed Steak
6:29 Lava Blade Steak
6:46 Lava Bucketed Steak
7:24 Slow Lava Bathed Steak
7:57 Cauldron Steak
8:40 Cold Seared Steak
9:30 Flame Bow Steak
10:04 Fire Arrow Steak
10:41 Lava Arrow Steak
11:17 Automatic Fire Arrow Steak
11:52 Automatic Lava Arrow Steak
12:25 Fire Aspect Steak
13:00 Fire Aspect II Steak
13:04 Sous Vide Steak
14:06 Dispensed Lava Steak
14:35 Dispensed Fire Steak
15:05 Lightning Steak
15:35 Lightning Rod Steak
16:04 Channeled Lightning Steak
16:24 Flint & Steel Steak
16:52 Fire Dropped Steak
17:22 Console Command Steak
18:04 Creative Menu Steak
18:38 Pan Seared Steak
19:17 Veal
19:43 Villager Steak
20:26 Ghast Fired Steak
21:09 Blaze Steak
21:39 TNT Steak
22:27 TNT Minecart Steak
23:17 End Crystal Steak
24:01 Frost Burned Steak
24:42 Firework Steak
25:21 Magma Steak
25:55 Stone Pressed Steak
26:45 Honey Glazed Steak
27:16 Torch Steak
27:56 Torchflower Steak
28:26 Candle Cooked Steak
28:42 Ceviche Steak
29:24 Dragon's Breath Steak
30:10 Gravity Steak
30:50 Entity Cramming Steak
31:23 Sweet Berry Steak
32:20 Flat Iron Steak
33:17 Milk Steak
34:34 Outtro

[@ryanthescion]

This Video is sponsored by my supporters over on Patreon and here on KZbin. If you like the content and want to see more consider supporting the channel! Note: It's possible a cow was harmed in the making of this video though I can't be certain.

[@spike12250]

proud sponsor

[@Alexdoesntknow]

Love this stuff! You're really good at the funny and the building! Excited for what more you have in stock (or beef stock if we're still talking about cows)

[@Duck_that_edits]

Moo

[@Sol4rSyst3m1]

We need more content like this ❤

[@tinyreni]

i have a question. i just started to sear my steak with the torch method, and it’s been over the flame for a couple weeks now and it’s still.. moving. how long do you think it should take to cook?

[@ryanthescion]

oh it should be done any day now! it moving is just the steak expelling moisture

[@Robodoc6969]

Why does mine still have a pulse? And its still mooing

[@preifever]

Thanks to your tutorial, Ryan, I learned how to cook a steak. I am now happily married with my hot wife and can't wait to pass your expertise to my children 🙏

[@lukethetoaster]

schizophrenia

[@johnmillerpere_grin6371]

Let's just remember the Bow steaks do have a likelihood of having a hole in the steak, and maybe some splinters that came off the shaft of the arrow.

[@Chronacode]

This is one of my favorite minecraft (and overall) youtube channels; I love this video idea, I've never expected to see that in Minecraft. I know I sound like I'm one of those annoying copy and paste "Oh, he never fails to dissapoitn us" people, but I'm being serious.

[@Leo_Dragontamer]

It’s so funny that this video is his return. I can’t quite tell what it is supposed to be, weather it parody or not, but I love it.

[@collicou]

I'd like to believe that this is not a parody and Ryan is a pioneer in the field of minecraft food criticism 🤣

[@nebulaegalaxy]

ah yes, ryan THE scion, our favorite chef

[@migwat]

Ryan you're MY favourite niche internet celebrity

[@hevy_wariacie]

Now I'm waiting for "I got steak in every possible way in HARDCORE Minecraft" (excluding command and creative steaks ofc)

[@Abdulazizdev_2008]

Ryan is the best Minecraft farm maker

[@p-frog]

Instead of cooking a steak you just need to steak the cook man. That’s all it will take

[@AngryNicoleWatterson]

Any parody with a tom of effort is always a treat

[@PriggarGaming]

You mean ton of effort?

[@frankyboy8513]

@@PriggarGaming no

[@ztres4718]

Ryan!! We missed you 😭

[@ryanthescion]

i'll ideally be back to regularly working in a few days :D

[@plantpun]

Extremely silly video, 10/10. I love the descriptions for each cooking method!

[@AH-64EApacheGuardianHelicopter]

Thanks sooo much! My cooking needed an inprovement, so thank you! My fav recipe is a Cold Lava steak, but i like making a Cherry campfire and redirecting its smoke onto the steak to give it a smoky flavour. I might even add soulsand sometimes for that semi spicy taste of *The Souls of The Dammed* You can add some blackstone or blue ice for more complex flavour! As a topping, some apples or grinded blaze rods really hit the spot... Cherry flowers add more of that cherry wood flavour, plus, suprisingly it gives taste similar to a grinded golden enchanted apple. Azalea flowers really enhance flavour of *The Souls of The Dammed* and give a caveish accent. If you want, you can cut the steak with an enchanted sword for that mistical flavour of *Forgotten magic of the Ancient*

[@sqex6]

now i have to go rewatch every way to cook an egg 😭

[@ianerickson2210]

I watched this 10 times... and now my steak is cooked... Thanks Ryan!

[@EverEvolvingEvo]

YUM!!! My favorite has to be the fire aspect steak, the flavor imbuded is so unique 😋. Glad you're back Ryan 😊

[@babalm22]

Do you seriously think that I'm gonna watch 30 min of tutorial of how to Cook a steak in Minecraft ? Absolutely 😂

[@2LivelyHands]

I don’t really eat much steak but this is an unctuous video frfr

[@Alexander_Rogue]

THE BON APPÉTIT CHANNEL VIBE! 😂😂😂

[@furiae27]

Sweet ! Though I hope no animal was cruelly treated in the making of this vid.... :')

[@ryanthescion]

I would never

[@cityguyinthecountry]

His passion is very inspiring, I admire him

[@radrezi]

omg i was just thinking today that it had been a while since i had the pleasure of watching a ryanthescion video :-)

[@aajustjay]

Ryan you are a consummate Evil Genius. Absolutely twisted...and I'm Lovin It !!

[@resident_cryptid7766]

Omg i love the every way to cook videos Needless to say I really really liked this video❤

[@NerdStuffing]

Incredible parody of the 'every way to Cook (blank)' series.

[@rubyaoi8900]

you are personally a favorite Minecraft KZbinr, I enjoy your long plays the most, you have a nice relaxing voice :D

[@Shovel________________]

the cauldron steak is technically just the bucket steak, only with a bigger bucket

[@ryanthescion]

I’m honored to bask in the light of your intellect

[@timewizard3997]

I think this is my new favorite video on youtube

[@Chronacode]

Idea for a second video for this series: "Every Way To Find Diamonds In Minecraft"

[@furkanaydn7964]

as a cook i would say mmmhhhhhh. it was a good experience as a minecraft enjoyer and being a young cook. i would say you got a new subscriber but i was already subscribed.

[@nikki0297]

omg is that our favourite chef ryanthescion back from his sabbatical

[@SuperLlama88888]

This is the first Minecraft video to make me feel hungry.

[@julessayshi1]

Fun video idea LOL

[@sagigg8104]

LET HIM COOK! (Hope your back for good)

[@Godddddddddddd]

Mr.TheScion it's been 300 years since you've streamed

[@ryanthescion]

Yeah something like that

[@garf_luver]

Been waiting for this thank you now i can effectively cook steak while spear running now

[@hackerhoglin6614]

very niche, very good.

[@Alexdoesntknow]

When this is posted publicly im sending this to my culinary teachers

[@ryanthescion]

Hopefully they learn something

[@collicou]

The so far undocumented steak I can think of is the Johnny steak or perhaps the warden steak

[@ryanthescion]

Omg Johnny steaks!! I didn’t even consider :o

[@lynnclaywood4043]

12:50 LEMON.... DEMON.... LEMON... DEMON

[@ryanthescion]

Ayyy you got it

[@lynnclaywood4043]

@@ryanthescion HAHAH the mental illness worked in my favor this day >:D i love this crossover

[@wilczyca2678]

First I watch a video of a guy just making cake in minecraft. Now I'm watching this. What has my life become.

[@swettgum]

This video is strangely entertaining🥩

[@zanemeyers164]

holy frick this video is hiliarious yet it makes me so hungry even though i was eating while watching

[@guy_arsonist]

If you already knew the candlelight was fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago

[@dayl0vebunny]

You did it, you actually did it... You pulled an @Adam Ragusea I need you two to do a proper collab where you use the Cooking For Blockheads mod on your channel and cook all the recipes from it together on his channel. Ryan, I am proud of you, and I love the meme.

[@GNinjaBananaFart777]

Bro did research for the block game awesome

[@combrade-t]

Making a reccomendation to try out the warden cooked steak, position your uncooked steak nearby but not within reach of the guardian of a long dead, buried and mystical civilisation and hear it enjoy the smells of it cooking before allowing a unique mix of high-energy sound waves searing the steak and the remanents of souls and lovecraftian horrors contained within.

[@flyingmonkey662]

Ooh yes i do love my steak fueled with the souls of the damned. The slight hint of desperation tingles with the taste of the screams of those damned souls. It is a very refined taste so it is only for the most high level steak cookers

[@Miabella5203]

Hey! Quick question! I am unsure of how to acquire some of the items needed for the Pan-seared steak. Items such as: Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder, Cast-iron Pan, Butter, Thyme, Rosemary, Cutting Board, and Tongs. I assume you can get the butter from a milk bucket but I am unsure of the process. My crafting book doesn't say anything about this. Everything else is just a mystery to me. Please let me know as soon as possible, as I currently only have 1 hunger bar. Also what shaders did you use for that segment? It looks very crisp.

[@Nonosun]

Ryan : ...For the french viewers French viewers : 💅💅💅

[@themadman1388]

he is finally backkkkkkkkkkk

[@Leo_Dragontamer]

I love watching my favorite nich Minecraft microceleberty

[@JPSCOMMENT]

Some one needs to make a mod for this 😂👍🙏

[@DracoJ]

You forgot the poisoned, puffered, waterboarded, boiled, withered, kinetic, and levitated steaks!

[@Oniquxe12]

Ah yes, RyanThescion the new Joshua Weissman.

[@germans_lol7259]

If Shitake Taurus has a woody flavor, wouldnt it he a good alternative to smoked steak? Mainly because i cant affort smoke steak yet and Shitake Taurus meat is cheaper in my area.

[@quest-cequecesttonvisage]

I would love more videos

[@blu3620]

Ryan the Grafted Scion

[@Eligriv_maitre_constructeur]

Ahhh yes a Flambé ☝️😎👉🇨🇵

[@rahul445]

I love the discovery channel

[@cameronm.2992]

I believe you forgot the Death Star

[@n8orious699]

I watched this entire video... the entire thing...

[@zackhjorth487]

Is furnace minecart steak not distinct from furnace steak?

[@ryanthescion]

it is distinct, but i am unaware of how that method works as a steak cannot be placed within a furnace minecart

[@johnmillerpere_grin6371]

@@ryanthescion Just run over the steak with the furnace minecart. It should be very tenderized by the weight of the minecart and the furnace, and the heat from the furnace should sear the steak to get you the rarest steak possible. If you want it more cooked, just run over the steak with more furnace minecarts, or loop the one furnace minecart over the steak.

[@zoande83]

Never asked this question now I want to know

[@BurrritoYT]

17:00 um actually the cow is accelerated at 9.8 meters per second, per second 🤓

[@chocowili]

Thiww amaa!😂

[@Annoyance1969]

What about spruce for smoked steak?

[@elmedford3657]

Actually how did you get the mannerisms down perfectly

[@user-ho2pp2pu1f]

a beautiful education video 😉

[@lennyuniverse]

"guy, gal, nonbinary pal"

[@pokemonviolet5418]

Conde nast would be proud

[@GhostRiderEditz3]

Who would bring a cow to the end?!?

[@p-frog]

Instead of cooking a steak you just need to steak the cook man.

[@nataliesharodriguez5391]

didnt know there where so many ways to end a cow

[@ryanthescion]

??? i dont understand, no cows were harmed making this

[@black_lemon5258]

30:15

[@realtrollface101]

I'm going to make a mod based on this

[@ryanthescion]

That’s be so awesome! If you do please send it to me so I can try it out

[@realtrollface101]

@@ryanthescion Sure!

[@realtrollface101]

@@ryanthescion I just realized two things: What version of Minecraft should it be in? How do I send it to you? I could drop it in the self-promotion channel on your discord or something?

[@basmbee4325]

No Wither steak? Unfortunate.

[@abdullahatyto3652]

STACK JUST STACK ? cool😎

[@idreamofabikeeveryday]

we need nick to see this vid

[@nickolinger7446]

Oh thanks! I have now seen it

[@daasbuffy]

While you showed us honey glazed steak, you did not show us slime glazed steak.

[@kreertk]

Does this work with pork too?

[@ryanthescion]

Not sure… I may have to make a whole video on it

[@Sniffe278]

Yes but u need some potatoes to that 🥔🥔🥔

[@coverusinkelp]

This was so random if you don't know this guy you would think he is a shef

[@fish.1797]

Don't let duffle see this

[@Alsifnrbdvehrj]

I’m busting

[@pandarulez3922]

anyone said you look like joshua weissman

[@ryanthescion]

Nope

[@rubixmc7320]

How the hell do you never crack up when transcripting

[@ryanthescion]

I have a will of steel

[@frogtoad8692]

Cool

[@yuvraj7924]

Why all of them seems same to me 😢

[@bia7326]

Why am I hungry?

[@ivyklobs2662]

Sure, I can pretend I know what most of this means (:

[@Anemyya]

What does he mean "almost" every way to cook a steak in minecraft? Is there more???

[@ryanthescion]

oh there are many more

[@PriggarGaming]

Joshua weissiman stole your video idea

[@ChonkyMilk]

Omg I’ve been saying your name wrong this whole time😢

[@yin3027]

could u join hermitcraft?

[@NeonRasplin]

Bruh

[@teggunnad]

?

[@Abhinav-wz3tl]

I thought I got the first comment

[@aMh3c9]

Did you lose a bet?