Every Way to Cut Cheap Wood (39 Methods)

[@Wrongfulinquiry8888]

It’s genuinely blowing my mind that nobody realizes that this is an extremely faithful parody of those every way to cook an item videos lmfao

[@Pink_Lemonade_Drink]

I was thinking the same thing! As soon as I saw the intro I knew it seemed familiar

[@Edmeister]

the intro was also a nice touch

[@ThatD1spynser]

69 likes lol

[@jenopolgar9447]

Yeah, nobody. Looks like you are the smart one

[@mr_panx2116]

@@Pink_Lemonade_Drink qqtp pwhat bj’be& 2

[@colebrown9674]

I really watched this guy cut wood for 12 minutes and am not disappointed

[@perfectosanthegod755]

Same

[@alexhutchins6161]

I watched for 6 minutes! X2 speed baby!

[@lelouch_brando]

Remember when humanity was civilised? Good times

[@tylerredforge5563]

Yep

[@rimozatbasid6970]

True

[@Fungus77]

“Wait! We’re not cavemen, we have technology.” *Slams wood and against the curb repeatedly*

[@darkfox1059]

it didnt wo-*coughs* i mean.. it worked

[@art-o-cart5166]

I mean stairs could be seen as a simple machine. Its kinda an inclined plane. Kinda

[@KnightMagnet]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@ZAICROME]

If you actually try this it's gonna shock your hands.

[@kaykayabuel230]

Meanwhile... Tries to cut wood with steak knife

[@formidableworm743]

This is one of my favorite videos. Period. I've rewatched it over the years and it still holds up. I've been thinking & I think that any of the ones that were said that got stuck - the steak knife for example - may be possible. If you cut a wider hole like done with the turbo plane, you'd be able to fit the blade further into the 2x4, and you might eventually cut it. The way to cut anything is to make a wide enough cut.

[@fakemint934]

“It gets stuck as soon as you make progress.” Relatable.

[@brodysauers5631]

CHILLLLL!!,!

[@redstrayker49]

xD

[@Enaxity]

The wood is life.

[@shadybandit7]

oh my god bro chill nobody need to know you know how to create child-

[@fakemint934]

@@shadybandit7 imma be honest, that’s not what i meant when i that, but it works.

[@EnderalRocks]

"Hold man I gotta go cut some wood" **Starts car**

[@progamer-o8m]

*starts unga bunga mode*

[@_charademon_]

Call a beaver

[@fishyc43sar]

@@_charademon_ ｂｉｇ ｂｒａｉｎ ｔｉｍｅ

[@aaronh5567]

If you've got patience like a goddamn rock, you can cut a 2x4 with literally anything

[@batziii8745]

how about a medical scalpel?

[@inpinksuit]

Wow hamon

[@DaniHawkTV]

@@batziii8745 scrape it with the handle

[@jacobe5398]

chicken feather

[@jacobe5398]

@NeverXGonnaGiveYouUp ` i think the feather would break first

[@woodsydayz4361]

In the past, when a timber was called a 2x4 [or "two-by-four"], it actually measured 2 inches by 4 inches. Now, most timber is milled and planed to give it a little more of a finished look, and a little more of a consistent size and profile

[@JJschannel255]

Ok

[@bacon.cheesecake]

European 2x4, which isn't technically called 2x4 but everyone still calls it that, is actually way closer to being 2x4 than actual 2x4, it's 48x98mm, only a few mm short of 51.2 and 102.4.

[@hmmm6200]

@@bacon.cheesecake isnt an inch 25,4 mm? that makes it 50,8x101,6

[@bacon.cheesecake]

@@hmmm6200 you're right, I goofed up the maths

[@darkesthourstudios]

Swiss army knife? It has everything from a rocket launcher to a fork.

[@adonissherlock]

Hopefully it has a phillips screwdriver too

[@darkesthourstudios]

Yes it does

[@BoredCarGuy]

Imagine taking a walk and a homeless man comes out of the ally way and pulls out a Swiss army knife, at that point you should know your dead.

[@luviathan9706]

@@BoredCarGuy you're not cool

[@luviathan9706]

@A Toad yes honey

[@PJSproductions97]

This is genuinely also a good introduction to a lot of cutting tools in a shop in a short time

[@torque8047]

Why yes my most important tools, the Beaver

[@ripperplaysclon152]

Nice Big Mac pfp.

[@Griffin-ic1cl]

"Angle Grinder, usually used for grinding angles" - Louis Weisz 2019

[@kingjavier4769]

Lmao

[@Cahrssomething]

Who knew?

[@kingwillthe1st753]

@@Cahrssomething I sure didn’t!

[@buttpounder2005]

false information

[@xprrox9520]

2 days ago, 2019... math checks out

[@VoidHalo]

This was a great video and even though it's kind of old, I'd love to see it revisited in the form of maybe, how to put a hole in a 2x4. This was really informative though. I knew some of the types of saws but I've always wanted to at least learn what the other types are called. And it's good to know I was misusing at least a couple of names.

[@Broetchen98]

8:00 You can "cut" wood with an axe, by angekling it at 45° So you can kind of cut wood. You get a spike, but you get through it.

[@romefalls.]

You *literally* get through the spike.

[@notme8232]

Well, a felling axe is designed to crosscut trees, while hatchets split along the grain, so those probably work way better

[@justamule707]

@@notme8232 an ax does work better, but in a pinch you can cut a 2x4 in 2 or three minutes, you just alternate every other hit between straight cuts and angled cuts, instead of the 2 45 then one straight you do with a ax

[@crazy-i-was-crazyonce]

*angekling*

[@dragonthatshootsboilingtea3884]

V shape

[@petersmythe6462]

"Next, let's try a jigsaw" I was literally recommended this video after watching one about the movie Saw, so my immediate reaction was "oh, are you gonna force the 2 by 4 to make a difficult decision involving losing body parts for it's survival?"

[@boredboi6279]

Ikr and I also love how the hacksaw part about being for metal sounds like a complete lie because they weren't able to cut through chains and bones are as strong as steel so movie logic I guess

[@stickmation6651]

I don’t thing 2x4 is gonna make it out. I’m not gonna spoil the new jigsaw movie. “WoodSaw”

[@andrewliu6592]

@@boredboi6279 i think you can cut through the joints if you can (or just smash your leg against something to break the bone so that you can cut through it easier)

[@boredboi6279]

@@andrewliu6592 right the joints make sense

[@vanlampham2557]

Why didn’t he use a bomb or gun?

[@deowardiman]

Here's an idea: cutting a 2x4 using sarcasm

[@pixelmace1423]

How witty

[@blixernail5242]

Yeah that will DEFINITELY work

[@trueaidooo]

@@blixernail5242 *wood snapping sounds*

[@BattleBorg69]

Yeah I'll make sure ti do that

[@bellojello7865]

That'll work like a charm.

[@garfieldmethodactor8614]

i know this isnt the demographic you were looking for, but as an autistic person who loves to learn the basics of as many subjects as humanly possible, this was an awesome video. incredibly informative while keeping a fast pace and staying interesting.

[@mugenjoyer-j9l]

This man is making a parody of literally every channel that is like this.

[@hair_sauce6472]

Parody you say

[@mugenjoyer-j9l]

@@hair_sauce6472 yes?

[@bart920]

@@hair_sauce6472 is

[@fearlesslegend999]

Lol

[@thememeguy2135]

you mean Bon Appetite?

[@lilith_2777]

“An angle grinder , usually used to grind angles“ fucking loved that

[@BenjaminGoose]

*an

[@turnerfore930]

Your sense of humor fucking sucks

[@noahcooper5969]

@@turnerfore930 Hahaha

[@farhanwow]

hmm yes this floor is made of floor

[@progamerx9071]

lol 😐

[@барабанище]

"It is bigass saw to cut bigass wood" Some lumber guy that i met for the first time but liked him

[@darkmagicdanll528]

It’s literally midnight and I have school tomorrow and I’m loving this video thank you

[@hamzerpanzer]

I was expecting more people to point out how this is a perfect parody of Bon Appetit

[@yeetman826]

ikr

[@haiderzaidi5551]

@ymif what why?

[@want-diversecontent3887]

@ymif That's why amiel left.

[@MaskedGamer10001]

@ymif cool

[@shannonehlert8482]

I was gonna say that

[@husky6288]

Here's a couple of things you can try if you absolutely hate yourself: 1. A rock (without fire this time) 2. Your bare hands 3. Your nails (infinite pain) 4. Biting through it (actually don't even try, just use a beaver instead) 5. Brass knuckles (if you're a gangster) 6. Corrosive chemicals (why) 7. A lense (like a laser cutter, but slow and painful) 8. Rope (you'll need a lot of it) 9. Rats (like beavers, but more universal) 10. Karate chop 11. A sword (or any other melee weapon) 12. A shovel 13. A pickaxe 14. Basically any sharp or blunt object, just beat it 'till it snaps 15. A signalling flare (fire, but worse) 16. Explosives (fire, but better) 17. Antimatter (ight imma head out) 18. Your knees (knees of others are also an option) 19. A screwdriver 20. Scrap metal (if you REALLY want to suffer) There, have fun with that.

[@leonline4931]

a feather (tap it quadrillions of times on the wood)

[@shyronamikaze4255]

Lol

[@Jp-mr4ti]

21. pizza cutter 22. scissors 23. nuke

[@anonymoose1927]

He wants this man to die

[@justagoldencommandowithint5333]

@@Jp-mr4ti 24. Black hole (ok go get spaghettified)

[@soggyapplevirus4934]

This is just a man flexing his tools

[@SetyaPriatna]

*flexing his maker space tools

[@Weisz]

@@SetyaPriatna gets it

[@muhammedibrahimtekin109]

@@Weisz lol

[@marcelinepink]

I love how he's just explaining obvious things while making it seem interesting

[@reset6823]

2x4 problems needs 2x4 solutions. Cut a 2x4 using a 2x4.

[@kayburcky7146]

@Aidan Bramwell i only get splinters

[@Ironz._.]

@@kayburcky7146 😂

[@Enders_dragon]

Dude you'll break both the wood

[@Enders_dragon]

And it will become 1x2

[@Enders_dragon]

@@ironicallyvideos lol yes I didn't even think about what *YOU SAID*

[@themailman962]

Seeing how he held a hand saw physically hurt

[@aquarius5264]

4:57

[@Elena58876]

@@aquarius5264 Thanks!

[@chaz7346]

Yes, pain.

[@diakounknown1225]

Even my crappy 15 year old brain can tell that is not the way to do it. I've only used a small handsaw. Not the big ones.

[@chaz7346]

Yep, its a straight back and forth from the elbow with one hand. extending from where the base of the saw begins at the wood to the end of the blade. Depending on the length of the saw your arm may sweep behind you, something that can't happen with the "two handed grip"

[@dustinpanopio8755]

Its that point in life again where its 3:00 am you have nothing to eat nothing to do and you watch a guy cut wood in different ways

[@RabidBoar]

busted

[@snowycreeper3728]

I feel called out

[@slambat2905]

Are you talking to me specifically?

[@benjamingmullins]

I’ve watched this video 5 times and I’m doing that right now

[@EnderReaper64]

😳

[@julianmac2117]

Why tf is this one of the greatest videos on youtube??? It is unnaturally amazing

[@atrocious_star311]

When he said “The Car” I thought he was gonna smash it against his car

[@rocketleague936]

same

[@scrambledmeat618]

"...WAIT! SPONGEBOB! we're not CAVEMEN!! .... WE HAVE _TECHNOLOGY"_

[@quandaviusw.dingler9932]

Ya... I’d smash your profile picture against the car lol

[@azthefreak526]

I'm glad he didn't

[@yrburd]

@@scrambledmeat618 XD

[@BunkerD]

Actually, you probably can cut a 2 by 4 with a Dremel. You need a cutting bit. They sell one. It looks kinda like a drill bit, but it is actually for lateral movement. It allows for non-straight cuts. (Also works for enlarging a hole when you don't have an actual drill and the Dremel drill bits are to thin.)

[@shaderthejavanese702]

This guy: 39 methods to cut cheap wood Me: where is katana

[@abyssalspecter93]

bending at the thought of hitting a solid object

[@ledocteur7701]

you would never be able of cutting a 2x4 with a katana, it would get stuck immediately.

[@disc1142]

@@ledocteur7701 it was a joke

[@ledocteur7701]

@@disc1142 I know.

[@sunjungnam980]

@@ledocteur7701 doesn’t seem like it

[@ClayRepairs]

2:38 I totally agree with his view of the scroll saw. I don't particularly love them, either and would rather use a band saw.

[@FranzFartinand]

Everybody who's ever attended an american taekwondo class knows the fastest way to cut a 2 by 4 is with your shins.

[@burninglettuce472]

Aren’t you turkey?

[@thechargentarge1341]

@@burninglettuce472 He is an Imposter

[@jaydenvex7419]

Or chopping it with your hand

[@joshconsigli7115]

1 inch punch lol

[@absolutelyproprietary6896]

@@burninglettuce472 the least nationalist turk (I'm turkish btw)

[@LuciFernato]

As someone who uses a japanese pull saw daily, its actually easier to use with one hand (and not putting pressure on it can give an extremely clean cut even tho that trades off cutting speed for finish) great video by the way, extremely entertaining. Great job!

[@stephenarnold6349]

Hey dude, when is the new new Lego Star Wars game comin out?

[@LuciFernato]

@@stephenarnold6349 sadly enough no clue :/ gonk

[@stephenarnold6349]

@@LuciFernato Crap, well keep in touch

[@Cadwaladr]

Great video, Louis! Handsaw is definitely my preferred method. When it's good and sharp it is almost effortless, and only a little slower than some power saws. I also like it because it's relatively quiet. Another terrible way to do it would be with a mallet and chisel. Also other chopping devices, e.g., machete, kukri, broadsword. Fire, though, was historically (or prehistorically) a pretty important way of cutting logs. When the other option is a stone axe, using fire is pretty attractive.

[@Weisz]

Actually I tried a mallet and chisel! It was SO bad though hahaha - I didn’t even think it qualified to be in the video 😂 Wish I had thought of the sword idea though! That’s a good one

[@Leekodot15]

While on the topic of weapons... You've heard of an axe, and you definitely heard of a battle axe, so why not use a battle axe?

[@stevenreckling203]

It would probably work. Depending on the type of battle axe, it might not be built to take that kind of impact and the axe could be damaged. The blades can be thinner and wider on some battle axes. Scholagladiatoria did a video on this called "can battle axes chop down trees".

[@Leekodot15]

@@stevenreckling203 Well then... I did not expect a fellow nerd to drop by... Interesting

[@justamule707]

@@Weisz it's similar to a chisel, but have you tried a splitting wedge and a sledge hammer? The fastest way is to make three punctures on the wide side. Also a sledge ax would probably work if you have the muscle to swing it/ some experience with a ax or hatchet- cut once at a 45 angle then once at a straight angle, removing a triangle shaped chunk of wood, you can cut a 2x4 in about 3 minutes with that technique ( if I figure out the technical name for sledge axe I'll edit it in)

[@Musa_Poole]

I remember using some of these tools in school , thanks for bringing back memories!

[@jaygroomes1357]

My dad: “why do you stay up so late?” Me:

[@CommentedHere0]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqqYlmCfeK51ipo

[@sitomagus]

i don't need sleep i need answers

[@Im_Just_Joshing]

😂😂

[@Frydaddy_69]

When you build something with your dad. You needing to cut a 2×4: I got this

[@mickolagman5455]

get a guy that shows you off the way this guy introduces each equipment

[@sukisukijanai971]

"A big ass ass for a big ass dick" I should not be commenting at 3 AM

[@ay_3412]

@@sukisukijanai971 yeah you should go to sleep

[@thatboyy23]

8:28 literally took the words straight out of my mouth

[@sillyface6950]

Why wood you? to prove that it's possible. or just for the sake of it. I have tried using just files to cut wood by basically just wearing it away. and I wasn't even trying to "cut" it to make something.

[@Ikxi]

That was the best line. I loved how he said it.

[@buffdoge8463]

i was hypnotized after 4 or 5 minute into the video and found it out when the video ended its just so good but i cant explain it

[@austinwantland3974]

I like how he calls 2x4s “cheap wood” Those things are like 8 dollary-doo’s each right now.

[@SobiTheRobot]

Well this video is two years old

[@jack-dh9hs]

Okay flanders

[@ireadysucks3026]

@@jack-dh9hs Okay jack

[@ivanlagrossemoule]

I'm jealous of whoever gets wood for so cheap.

[@LaKoeps]

Don't you think he means that this wood was maybe of inferior quality, or maybe even leftover/taken out of the line for imperfections? Go to a mill and ask for a few 2x4's they tossed out, they're probably dirt cheap.

[@SoulofAncient]

Dang, this guy's table saw safety is surprisingly on point

[@shlinctorzgames6618]

Using you hands to snap it REQUIREMENTS: Strength lvl 1000, Intelligence lvl -1000

[@Enaxity]

Mind control 99999999

[@Ricardoxtil7.5K]

@@Enaxity LOL

[@zac8471]

Lol

[@ambermoon1341]

*in soviet russia wood snaps you*

[@mr.poohmakes2041]

@@ambermoon1341 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SAW USES YOU TO CUT WOOD

[@GraveUypo]

i quite like these things as a material. i love that you can do a lot of things by hand and with a manual hacksaw. and heck you can actually build useful stuff out of it.

[@pradeepjairam1881]

"Cheap wood" Yea that doesn't really exist anymore

[@VanillaSpooks]

Yep.

[@DMMINO493]

Twigs on the floor exist

[@marcusrobinson1778]

It's dropping like a rock people making these jokes don't actually follow the lumber market

[@DudeGuy-zt9eg]

@@marcusrobinson1778 your comment is pretty much useless, no one cares if u follow the lumber market lil

[@marcusrobinson1778]

@@DudeGuy-zt9eg I'm saying it's a bad joke

[@robs9824]

5:08 the fact you were holding it with 2 hands gives me a feeling no one ever told you how to use a hand saw

[@ioanadumitrescu3836]

@Silence wench I just want to be happy I don't think there is a correct way to do it but if your wood is not stable you do it with 1 hand

[@michaelpayne-bailey8274]

Due to Jeremy Clarkson’s famous words “speed and POWER”

[@alekroman4495]

@@michaelpayne-bailey8274 solve many things

[@ifitwontrunhititharder]

😨

[@cosmic4297]

Me reads title: cheap ways to cut a 2by4 Also me: (sees laser) say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!!?

[@Complexxity_]

"Olfa cutter" "Great for cardboard" So... a box cutter?

[@Magnus_Kieler]

@@JohnSmith-gs2rv The ones i’ve seen and used in my life does.

[@kchardisty]

box cutters use two sided blades and “olfa” (i call them snap blades” use snap off blades

[@1usive]

In Australia we call these Stanley knives. I believe it is more of a top brand like the Olfa cutter but we call pretty much all handheld box cutters and such the same thing.

[@1usive]

Did a little research and the BLADE name is actually Stanley! Interesting.

[@barondeficit1081]

Hello. Thank you for your lovely video and time for filming this video, but I am not here for the purpose on commenting. I'm here to ask for an addition, if you're mentioning the use of resistance wood burning in the future. This type of wood burning conducts a voltage worth of 2000 volts. That type of electric circuit would kill any living being, that even slightly touches anything, that could have electric charges in it from the actual kit itself. It's actually so powerful, that a person would die before they even hit the floor. Thank you for reading, and I hope you add that warning in the future to not attempt that action at home, as any mistake is deadly. Lovely video, and lots of support from Bulgaria!

[@_printer4626]

"Debile wich tranlates to Stupid" i'm polish, and im laughing so hard xD

[@vojtechmasata1235]

Me 2 but iam Czech :-DDD

[@vandoz3k938]

Też xDD

[@_printer4626]

Znaczy nue powinno być "e" na końcu ale i tak śmieszne

[@romanmrazik2518]

Im Slovak an that killed me🤣

[@Theallandmightywizard]

Im Czech And i thinking before this Is random thing, nope DEBIL is stupid

[@maliknicholson8019]

“It’s a big ass saw for cutting big ass wood”💀💀

[@logantakach6113]

Wait.... hol' up. (I liked this without overthinking it, and then I overthunk it)

[@jeffreyfiegen1538]

"The person" method should be called the "So no head?" method.

[@konrad8541]

**slam phone**

[@Muhrts]

@@konrad8541 **Jumps on skateboard**

[@malicumalicious]

@@Muhrts gets possessed

[@Radix0mfg]

British?

[@Killtime1013]

I honestly like this format of "every way to (blank)" videos.

[@MasterLEE-of7vu]

“Thumbnail says you can cut a price of wood with a car” Me- Oh co- wait what

[@th3akwardpotato488]

In today’s economy this man is just throwing away like $400 worth of wood lol

[@miguelaxzod4896]

That is true, wood prices have gotten quite high were i live

[@ronn6771]

@@miguelaxzod4896 same.

[@Pheonix-ix4ei]

Actually that wood wouldnt cost $400 since that is one of most common wood used for constructing homes, also the wood seemed to be long enough to be used in all of the methods

[@Pheonix-ix4ei]

It is called a stud

[@Intelwinsbigly]

Aahhh the biden economy, wonderful.

[@guddizlegudino1218]

"Been a while since I've used one" *proceeds to use both hands to hold the hand saw* Me: have you ever used one?

[@trevorrivas1463]

I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to see a comment saying this...

[@ciarangale4738]

Its POSSIBLE it was a habit from only using it when he was small and piss weak

[@dad49998]

This video was literally just an excuse for louis to flex all of his cool tools because he couldn’t come up with enough video ideas to include them all. And i love it.

[@siegfried_artificer]

The most horrifying idea I have seen (and it wasn't even a "DIY" idea, I have seen this in a market) was chain from chainsaw wrapped around....a disk for angle grinder.

[@enslavedfunni1330]

Now that's some fallout weapon time shit

[@jake3523]

I believe those are meant for brush saws, like weed eaters for saplings, and less extensively for ice and wood sculpting.

[@siegfried_artificer]

@@jake3523 not really, it was clearly written it was for angle grinders, but I saw one for weed eater as well....and I think I will just stay with the standard techniques

[@jake3523]

Like I said, I've only seen those chain wrapped disks compatible with angle grinders used for ice or wood sculpting irl. except of course on KZbin where dudes will upload a video wondering why its so bad at cutting 2x4s.

[@idonthavecreativename]

@@enslavedfunni1330 i hope somebody makes mod

[@scrumpy2591]

Me at 9:00 pm: just one more video Me at 4:00 am: I need to know what I can cut a 2x4 with RIGHT NOW

[@darkstarfirestudios4500]

Hah yes

[@freedomist5354]

Same

[@gikarosalpha9828]

When he bring out the dremel tool , all my teeth started having PTSD and screaming

[@theredbear7174]

Teeth.... oh wait

[@mohammednajl5950]

I... I need a story.

[@atquoc2721]

My mouth feel funny at first because of vibrating, but then the "drill" head touched the teeth........😬🤪

[@tersepizzagaming9802]

or getting ur cast taken off

[@sureerabdi4939]

Im ur 69 like nice

[@Zorg_Picklehelm]

I don’t know why but every time this get recommended to me I can’t help but to watch it all the way

[@SubToTAG]

“It’s definitely the tool that would turn your hand into spaghetti if misused” Instructions unclear, cut off my hand and ate it.

[@ahuman9519]

Did you have anything with the hand-getti?

[@Avery_37]

Caaaaarrrlllll

[@ahuman9519]

@@Avery_37 oh I completely forgot about that

[@BeerNuggets]

Racism

[@mjango3632]

@@BeerNuggets no u x2

[@Cookiette1]

This is a perfect parody of Amiel Stanek bon apetit videos and I love it with all my being

[@billywang3829]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@fishyc43sar]

Except for the fact that this is way more informational than those vids, and Amiel literally counted "raw" or "inedible" recipes as "ways to cook".

[@fishyc43sar]

Basically a Parody better than the actual series.

[@canofair2147]

“Setup your wood and hop on” That’s what she said

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Better hope your woods long enough to jump on

[@janaterbio8010]

@George Wolter Oh god, why not

[@solblackfire3237]

In fu*knite, you need h a r d wood to make some lOgS. You need guns to pick up girls, or they'll take your w o o d

[@uhhhgetreal1600]

That quite definitely is what she said

[@gwendolynsoden8959]

Micheal why did you leave us

[@julianebus5830]

You talk like Lincoln from the Loud house. 10/10 helpfully and entertaining

[@justinwalker7368]

“It’s a big ass saw for cutting big ass wood” I loved that😂

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

How do you not how at least 1 million subs I found your channel and I’m genuinely shocked you don’t have more subs you’re a hidden gem and I know you’re gonna be big

[@jcrides1320]

Hes growing like crazy now

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

@@jcrides1320 yeah I came up with the name for his new chicken slapping robot the poultry punisher

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

Its cool you also collect coins

[@daikonbits5445]

the way he gestures at his tools, the music, the voiceover style, now this my friends is how you make a commercial while flexing at the same time

[@IDK.1000]

You broke rule number one of handsawing. USE THE ENTIRE BLADE! GREAT VIDEO BTW 👍

[@idkwtf2797]

Him: "it's like trying to eat soup with a fork" me: hold my beer

[@grouch314]

I thought he said heat soup. Eat makes way more sense

[@athenathechesscub7162]

hold my soup

[@TheKingOfSoup]

Dont you fucking dare

[@FoxTheLord32]

10 says you can do it

[@sirtitan3338]

I have a suggestion it's called "big brain caveman" Instead of "bash wood to rock" Do "bash rock to wood"

[@chill_glitch8182]

"Despite it being 2x4, its actually 1/2 inches and 3/2 inches..." Why am I still here.....just to suffer

[@unnegrofilosofo6274]

Ikr, inches aren't the world metric metod

[@colinmoore7460]

French guillotine.

[@catmancam]

Me and my grandfather loved this video thank you

[@sobas8411]

The second one should be called “so no head?”

[@tastyshow1]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@tastyshow1]

I was waiting for this comment 😂

[@FoxyPax408]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2fUgKiPntZ6g9E

[@lazarlol4132]

Me, an Ark survival player: *Where fist?*

[@joshuaatherton9249]

Also me: *Where Castoroides?*

[@alexhutchins6161]

Dont forget minecraft

[@RamRanch135]

Wheres theri?

[@tigersofrandom8245]

*WhErE* *AxE*

[@mxairy9259]

“Teeth” are good tools Recommended 👍

[@briennabradley]

Molers or canines? And what kind of bat did you put yours on??

[@justagoldencommandowithint5333]

@@briennabradley I think the best kinda teeth are hard big beaver teeth

[@Si-annMusic]

this is my third time having this recommended to me, me clicking on it, and be thoroughly entertained.

[@HorizonSniper__]

Also, you forgot one more saw. The M249 Saw.

[@justagoldencommandowithint5333]

For his neutral special, he wields a *G U N*

[@LoneRope4]

The Negev Saw

[@hemlock2343]

Also H*tler’s ‘BuzzSaw’ (MG42 I think).

[@T29hotrod]

@@justagoldencommandowithint5333 in this behemoth typhoon ...Gold lewis swings his massive coc...

[@doggowpv7825]

I watched this on my school account on my school computer and it's now recommended to me on my personal account?

[@RyanTosh]

KZbin probably noticed that your two accounts watch similar videos, so it recommends videos that one of them watched to the other. It's the same reason my friend and I, who have similar interests, will watch a video and often the other one already will have.

[@corbeaudejugement]

if you're at home and have allowed youtube to do so, it'll notice "someone else" watched a video with the same internet connection and reccomend it as well. never let youtube do this. turn it off in your settings.

[@EliasTressa]

7:06 aren’t they just called “Box cutters”?

[@projectkepleren]

yeah but as he said that'd be too generic

[@grilledturnip]

Nah last time I heard the name it was a Stanley knife

[@B0x_T00l]

@@grilledturnip I've literally never heard it called that.

[@harryh8271]

@@B0x_T00l I don’t know if it is a locational thing but in the uk they are known as Stanley knives

[@B0x_T00l]

@@harryh8271 Ah ok, that makes more sense

[@Anonymouss3422]

kudos to you, for taking the time out of ur day to make THIS

[@calebwilliams940]

Bro test how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 2x4

[@Mello_Loves_Mujin]

Don't forget how many splinters and oz's of blood as this method will surely result in that.

[@Weisz]

food theory did this though I guess i could do it again? it's been done to death

[@Userfulpo]

@@Weisz I can’t find it

[@thememeguy2135]

@@Weisz I mean, pretty much Team Theorist think of everything that makes the tootsie pop dissolve faster using science

[@kevinmontoya7318]

Just one

[@Llyce]

lockpickinglawyer in a nutshell but instead of lock, he break the morning wood

[@ElectricGun100]

LMAO

[@heksariusl8916]

Lpl + bon apetit

[@relish1192]

Lol wtf

[@rickfordmorningstar130]

Sawzall are EPIC! I once cut apart a VW Golf... My friends and I removed as much weight as possible from the car, essentially everything but the drivers seat, steering wheel, etc, then sawzall'd the rest off. it had no roof, windshield, or doors. I think we ended up taking around 750 lbs off. We then jumped it over some train tracks by my house, with one of my more insane friends driving. Good times... Anyways, I loved the video, and if you ever need anything shot with a gun for testing, I'm equipped with a 9mm, .45, .223, .308, and 12 ga, along with a 4k camera and 40 acres of unincorporated land. I'm out in Chico, Ca, and would love to help!

[@Weisz]

Amazing! Actually if you wanna help out with projects and stuff, that’s what we’re tryna do in the discord - feel free to join if you want! Link is in the description of my cardboard boat race video.

[@MrBaverbo]

Im watching this for the 4th time. Its still entertaining

[@clemtoe]

Jig saws always give you that perfect 7 degree cut.

[@fuzkomic4270]

Fact: *you didn't search this* for some reason KZbin recommended this

[@tonixweb3237]

When i saw the duzuki pull saw (5:39) my first thought was "Wonder how good it kills zombies"

[@Mmmmn520]

Lol same

[@MimMim-hs2rs]

This is by far one of the best videos ever, you have put in practice so many theories I've pondered upon but always too afraid to ask for fear of sounding dumber than I truly am. Also, proves, if only to myself... That I was RIGHT. LMAO. Thank you!

[@maryjam6056]

3:21 Looks like there's a bit taken out of it.

[@rain_xix]

Im just dying at how overenthusiastic he shows his power tools.

[@Convolutedtubules]

Hi Klyde, I am sincerely sorry to hear about your dire condition. I hope you are able to find peace on your journey.

[@Redjjfreak4034]

@@Convolutedtubules ?

[@Convolutedtubules]

@@Redjjfreak4034 He is dying. Have some respects for god's sake.

[@Redjjfreak4034]

@@Convolutedtubules ohh ok that’s a good one

[@eternallk1ngs_57]

@@Redjjfreak4034 I had to read the comments before I got it myself don't worry, did have a good chuckle tho😂

[@idontknowlol5208]

“It’s a big ass saw, for cutting big ass wood” That’s comedy gold

[@10-aquinogesiterenndrichph48]

I'm still surprised to this day that I had the attention to watch this dude cut wood in a variety of ways for over 12 minutes and 41 seconds

[@TheYesMan856]

"like sandpaper but reusable" I- I taught sandpaper was reusable-

[@TheDragorin]

you've never used sand paper huh?

[@bhlank]

@@TheDragorin in school we use sandpaper that's being used to shit

[@TheYesMan856]

@@TheDragorin i did use it but just a few times xD

[@skylardeslypere9909]

@@TheDragorin it is reusable for a few times, just not that much

[@sillyface6950]

its reusable until it's all worn away

[@RandomPerson-ob1hk]

Why is this in everyone's reccomend lol Not complaining

[@shaharborenstein1327]

Who needs minecraft when you can cut wood

[@guduzegoat8648]

5:00 who taught this man how to use a hand saw 😂😂

[@PostTraumaticChessDisorder]

That's how my 7 year old niece holds a handsaw.

[@Vanilla_Icecream1231]

Lmao I know

[@galliumarmor47]

I’m in the Army and one time we where loading connexs but they didn’t have wood panels and 2x4s inside for spacing and to keep the metal lockers away from the sides of the container, luckily though we had a lot of raw 2x4s and some sheet wood, but we didn’t have electronic ways to cut them. So out came the leathermans, curbs, boots and pocket knives

[@joshualobo481]

“Cut cheap wood with ultra expensive methods”

[@thomasr1051]

I'm impressed at how many unique options you managed

[@jimmythecacodemon2397]

For anyone interested, there is a channel called "Demolition Ranch" who made a whole video of him trying to cut wood with guns. It's pretty interesting

[@djpup7722]

just don't tell Mere

[@hanksadventures4132]

Ah, you too know of the only rule of the demolitia

[@7ThePrimagen]

I watch him and only in America. That's all I can say

[@captainmycaptain8334]

@@7ThePrimagen He's got another channel called vet ranch so he's the best of both worlds

[@hence1044]

I never thought i would ever watch something like this and call it interesting. Amazing 👍