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[@HoiBoi3328]

Punch--->"Critical Hit!!!" A RPG--->"Mini Crit!"

[@user-zt5mi3bv1w]

He's strong and buff 💪

[@rocketfacegod]

The punch was a random crit. The rpg was a fully charged cow-mangler

[@nosu5530]

Stock RPG have a secret state that could mini-crit a licensed doctor

[@barrygamer7449]

​@@rocketfacegod A fellow hat game enjoyer I see

[@zaxorzac2121]

Sacrificing an NPC--->"Critical Hit!!!"

[@mister_quartz4593]

The motion capture suit was the best investment I think you’ve made thus far !

[@DrMedReaper]

He has a motion capture suit... Explains the smooth "animations"

[@huntingoutdoors1412]

​@@DrMedReaper yea I think I remember him saying it was like 10 stacks💀

[@communistcancer]

@@huntingoutdoors1412 it was 26

[@M1A2ABRAMS11]

Yes it is

[@danieltoledo5437]

​​@@DrMedReaper I believe he calls them "high level shit posts"

[@rafiqulislam4705]

Bro's punch is stronger than an RPG💀💀💀

[@quintenvoorhees9974]

Nah bro, his hand just isn’t a bullet

[@Donminiac-OFFCIAL]

He got 20

[@rafiqulislam4705]

@@quintenvoorhees9974 yeap

[@rafiqulislam4705]

@@Donminiac-OFFCIAL huh

[@Sabirchhipa-j6w]

​@@rafiqulislam4705I'm your 1000th like

[@StarDustsArt-reality]

König is a 6’10” German, of course he’s bulletproof

[@Bettibaby85]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sammy-ny8sf]

Lol...

[@Tscwipt]

He's Austrian.

[@StarDustsArt-reality]

@@Tscwipt he’s German Australian. könig is German for king

[@strwbrryriki]

@@StarDustsArt-realityHE IS NOT AUSTRALIAN 😭 König is canonically Austrian in all of his appearances except one I believe. And Austria is a German speaking country so

[@talos111]

I love how the punch was a critical hit, but the *RPG* was only a mini

[@Themasterjtg]

Him asking for a tip got him that mfin Marked for Death status effect

[@Resetium]

It doesn't need to be a crit

[@Histerdcap]

crits are for casuals we run for max attak min crit build as a true masochist should

[@luckylukeav6150]

Crit in tf2 is hard, but mele can get more chance to crit than a gun :V

[@inkyjonin5341]

Buff banner can't give full crits

[@REDIMSAME]

I just love the little screen on badger like he's a extreme meme version of a teletubbie that has to express himself through goofy ass images just so everyone understands his current vibe

[@bendythedancingdemon3544]

Dr. Pathfinder?

[@I-just-died]

Meanwhile toothless: •_•

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

Lol

[@capybara9521]

Yeah that's the point

[@The_Sea_Guardian]

I love that it's literally the tablet he used for the tip

[@WilsonProdz26]

“Chooses alternative option” had me spit out my drink

[@Th3ftz]

“I’m a medic not a sorcerer” 😭

[@user-yq3vi9nc7c]

Heavy: Who killed Medic?!?!

[@HuongLe-xf7rk]

Gojo be like::👍👍👍

[@kuroshinao]

"Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm." I just love this line.

[@MortalityEdits]

"Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm" The orphans down the road can't say the same

[@sulfer6353]

@@MortalityEditsNAHHH

[@TheJessmangus]

Why do love the line ITS TRUE

[@MortalityEdits]

@@TheJessmangus IKR!

[@Spamton.G1997]

The schoolchildren would like to disagree

[@elidiaz2543]

From concern to straight confusion..."Where did you even find a functioning flintlock?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EvilPaladin11]

I want to give you a like, but you're sitting at 666 likes, and I don't want to be the one to mess that up.

[@SomeRandom42]

We should make Russian badger play dmz

[@Pksillygamer6290]

Shoutout to the image of my boy on the tablet when he said that line. Makes it even funnier to me.

[@pressstart0241]

Man went back to when abe Lincoln was killed

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

This particular model is a blast cap version which are way more common than its flint and steel Padre. Still rare as hell but a little more common than you think.

[@MatthewKovach-sd5dw]

"where did you even find a functional flintlock" Do those even exist anymore cause he has a good point

[@AngiraBlu96]

You’d be surprised. They may be old and outdated and mostly used as museum or collector’s items, but they’ve still got some kick in them. Heck, the recreations work just as well.

[@sir_jerhyn]

You're bulletproof? *HE'S BULLETPROOF!*

[@nubbyboi6523]

> “isn’t a sorcerer” > sacrifices an NPC > cures the guy’s condition > is definitely a sorcerer

[@Paul_Bedford]

Technically he didn't cure the guy of being bulletproof, just proved that he wasn't fistproof.

[@Monkeyman17272]

@@Paul_Bedford you did not get the joke did you

[@Ecchify]

@@Monkeyman17272 the joke is literally wrong, dude's right lmao

[@I-got-lost-Zoro]

You have point

[@nubbyboi6523]

@@Monkeyman17272 i mean to be fair the guy has a point

[@oil1301]

He charged 87 thousand dollars and still asked for a tip

[@mahdimaziukas7984]

Welcome to 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@0_Limitless_0]

That alternative option was the best option

[@luisbrundage4985]

That's just criminal

[@killerclone2177]

he got a tip.. a tip of a rpg 7 missile

[@The_Quarker]

@@mahdimaziukas7984 UMUSUS

[@scalkastronaut3608]

But punch isn't a bullet so technically that guy was bulletproof

[@Honk_with_a_bonk]

I love how the memes on the medic's chest correlate to what he's saying/ feeling. 😂

[@zhengleo6305]

They fr took “I’m bullet proof, nothing to lose” to the whole next level

[@socalace5316]

Fire away, fire away

[@DoubleSAgario]

litewally

[@bruhbruh4573]

​@@socalace5316 Ricochet, go take your aim-

[@socalace5316]

@@bruhbruh4573 fire away fire away

[@stanjal9797]

​@@socalace5316 You shoot me down, but I won't fall...

[@fautraarrafi]

"I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition" Tf2 medic: "you can actually"

[@believer2]

Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting!

[@OlaftheGreat]

​@@believer2 Is zhere a POINT to your LIVES?!?

[@FortifiedBastion]

@@OlaftheGreat Zhat waz not medicine

[@yeet-ej8mj]

Lol, he would so do that

[@enternamehere4124]

Remenber You cant be sick or injured if you are straigth up dead

[@sitiaslinda3933]

did bro just ordered a “yappuchino”💀

[@BeatmasterAC]

"He is Bulletproof?" "He is Bulletproof." * Pulls out Bolter *

[@MrTiemos]

I don’t think that counts as a bullet anymore…

[@BaconBoy2486]

@@MrTiemos that’s the idea 😈

[@thehunt3rs_]

*takes out Assualt Canon*

[@Mangainedadditionalhope]

He was bulletproof

[@1_embassy__propouse518]

Pretty sure that highest handheld caliber in 40k is Necron gauss cannon. That shit straight up reduces you to atoms. And that includes armor if you go by old editions.

[@TankheadGurko]

The fact that the tablet in his chest changes over time shows how much he cares about details.

[@nachos247]

Had to rewatch to see just how many times it changed

[@yikirishin2041]

My long lost brother

[@yikirishin2041]

My long lost brother

[@bakedtoast278]

i just checked to see if it actually changed to vergil's face

[@kittymaci-fr8mx]

Ha

[@ShiyonHwang-bi2ud]

🤣🤣🤣 'Is he bulletproof?' 'Yes' 'But is he punch-proof?' 'No'

[@Mly92yt]

Medic : Where did you find a functional flintlock?? That one Saudi guy: Family Heirloom??

[@swawsstone]

He tipped him 85mm. What a generous fellow. The FDA made that shit rarer than gold.

[@Retardant29]

Quite sir

[@danaciocan2073]

Yes indeed

[@Loganisbad]

@@danaciocan2073 affirmative for sure

[@danaciocan2073]

@@Loganisbad*Laughts in British*

[@lozket]

@@danaciocan2073 Why are you British

[@benjdgamer8395]

“Nothing is bulletproof if you shoot it enough times.” A wise man

[@eyetoeyez411]

Not this man doh.

[@karliszivtins]

Water is...

[@expletivesx999]

Facts

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@karliszivtins the bullets go through it. I wouldn't call that bullet proof...

[@thelvadam2884]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 if its deep enough , it will be stopped , leaving the other end unharmed. There is nothing bulletproof if you have enough thickness to stop it so your logic is quite flawed.

[@Vtzq]

“Where did you even find a functioning flintlock?”

[@ElijahLothrop]

"HAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!!!!!"- The Heavy

[@A-183TheBitcrusher]

To be fair, They didn't say he was "punch-proof"

[@KDNQ]

Yes

[@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch]

It's almost like that's the entire fucking joke

[@mistylover7398]

​@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch or da 🤜 line

[@rain1519]

Or the punch line

[@Enter.prefered.name.]

💪 bullet proof except to these guns

[@Kraption]

most npc interaction in a videogame

[@theunusualyoshi]

booletproof

[@fernosbonos5394]

logic be damned

[@humanhuman7280]

booletptoof

[@faded.0913]

Tooletboof

[@anarchy3508]

Wtf is kraption

[@JoshFortune-nb8wz]

This isnt an curse its a gift.

[@maxwellbeals9584]

Imagine not having free healthcare

[@Knee6811]

“How do you know he’s bulletproof?” “we have a tf2 medic”

[@Zalinfo]

UBÈRCHARGEEEEE

[@Knee6811]

@@ZalinfoI AM BOOLET PROOF HAHAHAHAHAHA- *gets crit punched and dies* ah shit

[@legofreak5769]

Vaccinator Moment

[@prinlerdsri405]

I AM BULLET PROOF!!! UAAHAhAHAH

[@silvertalon007]

I AM ZE UBERMENSCH

[@King_Lancelot]

Bro his tablet signifying his emotion is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

[@thegoat-333]

and now the tip.... of a rpg7

[@anthonyvincent4073]

I didn’t know his tip Was a emotion

[@KingAdenPrime]

Same bro 😂😂😂

[@user-je3gn9bk3y]

“Can I still have my tip tho….”

[@Krimson47]

Medic: You got played. Commando: And you're playing the wrong game. Loads RPG and fires.

[@i-ate-bread]

funnily enough, the payday 2 medic can revive literal dead people

[@Poli-uu6zh]

They can? I thought they just give immortality on killing blow

[@aeocry6676]

No they don’t

[@Trenchhhj]

The power of western medicine, take some guy who got mutilated by a lunatic clown with a hand saw and a shotgun and just make him breathe once more

[@artyom2801]

​@@Poli-uu6zh well that's what he means

[@i-ate-bread]

@@aeocry6676 how the fuck do you explain healing a bulldozer from 0 to full health lmao

[@epeliz2243]

I love the tablet on badger's chest showing his facial expresions

[@MatNotMatt]

He also uses to show the tip amount

[@veythegay]

I never noticed until you pointed that out XD

[@dragonfell5078]

I didn't notice that wow Time to watch a second time

[@capybara9521]

Yeah that's the point

[@MatNotMatt]

@@capybara9521 what is your point?

**Chooses alternative opinion** is crazy 💀

[@diehardcryhard]

"Chooses alternative tip option" 💀

[@edgardoplaza6935]

I love how they gathered some teamwork to say "he's bulletproof"

[@dominicbuck3744]

Same

[@bolognawilson3252]

It make the dream work 😊

[@haloplayeroflegend2515]

That's American health care in a nut shell

[@Midnight-the-frog-king]

So true

[@vextoaster1396]

Fr

[@wolfey2456]

lmao

[@Zman14888]

As an American, can confirm my doctor told his nurse to punch me in the face, then he prescribed me antidepressants and charged me my life savings.

[@Notcosmicfire]

Extra American

[@usharaninalla5786]

Mini crit *"Understandable have a great day"*

[@ZestyBlue]

"Here's a question, what do you want me to do?" Kills me everytime

[@MythrasMonteiro-qo4hd]

Bro is immune to guns but when you touch him he’s out

[@sonnytapman]

He’s one of the statues from Ultrakill

[@TheActualMrLink]

He’s using the Fists of Steel in a TF2x10 server.

[@matthewwallis2840]

​@@TheActualMrLinkqAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAQAQAAAAQAAAQAQQAAAAAAAQAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQAQQQAAQQQQQQAQQAQQQAAQQQQAAAAAQAAQAAQQAAQAAQAAQAAAAQQAQAAAQQQAAAAAAQQQQAQQAAAAAAAAAQAQQQQQAQAQAQQAAQAQAAQQAQAQAQAAAQAAAQAAAAAAQQAQQQQQQQQQAAAQQAAAAQQAAAQAAAQQAAAQQQQAQQAAAQAAAQQAQQAAAAQAQAQAAAAAAQQQAQAQQAQQAAAAAQAQAAQQAAAAQQAAQAAQQQAAQAAQAAQQAAAAAQAAQAAAAAAQAQAAQAQQAQAAAAQQAAAAQAAQAAQAQAAQQAAAQAQAQQAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAQQQAAAAAAAAQQQAAQAAAAAQAQAAAAAAQAQAAAQAAAQAAQAQQAQAQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SillySansundertale]

Like my dog

[@Nugg_et]

​@@SillySansundertalewhat? 😭

[@theplourde]

the manufacturers of the motion capture suit need to sponsor a Badger video. The mileage he's gotten out of it is insane

[@fernosbonos5394]

one day, he might have a VR room set that needs no suit but some attachments. but it's way ahead in the future

[@BeatACVR]

@@fernosbonos5394 Kinect 360 + Driver4VR already exists. Tracks every part of your body without a suit

[@theinquisitor8112]

@@fernosbonos5394 It’s probably closer than we think. We damn near have that already with the motion capture that comes with filming and game cutscenes.

[@aleyp63]

Must have bought it from pawn stars

[@JimboCantSleep]

He's bulletproof

[@Yuki_TsunodaFan]

I guess the medic isn't bulletproof

[@senryuuhoutaro3353]

100% resistance to piercing damage. 0% to bluedgeoning damage.

[@MarkHeathcliff_Victim1]

"I'm a medic, not a sorcerer I can't just sacrifice a npc to cure his condition." *Kills a Npc*

[@gk7695]

*then has the guy socked in the face, relieving him of his condition!*

[@Whywouldvoxreadthis]

Lol

[@TaylorSwiftSucksSheRuinedDaNFL]

lol😂

[@Skibbidy-dibbidy]

God dam RANDOM CRITS

[@andi12334]

Rip to the npc

[@HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz]

As a former combat medic this is more real than you know...

[@Pigeon_vr_]

"Former"

[@EGRJ]

Troops get real bored, huh?

[@literallyreal8938]

As a former knower of combat medics, I didn’t even think to consider this wasn’t meant to be real, pretty much what e4’s would do if Superman came in

[@dinodare1605]

Why are people making fun of them for saying "former?" Oh yeah, because we'd totally be getting KZbin comments from an active soldier in the field.

[@toppat_royale]

​@@literallyreal8938 you addressed 3 different references in one sentence.

[@MASTER56555]

He: takes an sturmtiger 380mm bullet

[@johnsilver3772]

Love the memes displayed on his chest describing exactly how he's feeling atm

[@Assaultz217OnMC]

"I'm a medic, not a sorcerer. I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition" **Proceeds to sacrifice an NPC**

[@alexgreer6336]

Was he cured though?

[@Thisisabagel]

@@alexgreer6336 He was afflicted with a debuff that makes him weak to melee attacks.

[@glowingcrims]

He can't use it to heal him

[@coolboygameing1188]

Bro took “i ain’t paying that sh*t” to the next level Edit: dam I didn’t expect to get that much likes

[@XakuX9]

🤣🤣

[@Midnight-the-frog-king]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@SuperGooberr]

I have never heard that phrase in my life

[@DisruptedBlasphemy]

Overrated comment

[@HatKidPeck]

@@DisruptedBlasphemyfr

[@David-oz9rl]

He is immune to bullet punches

[@PowerfuLML]

The guys after hearing the most American medical prices: "...YOU AIN'T BULLET PROOF THO💥"💀💀💀

[@Lord_Pistachio_Nut]

The nonchalant sway to bulletproof man is gangster as fuck

[@neontraveller2563]

YO BRO CONTROL YOUR WORDS YOUR MOM WILL BEAT YOU VERY HARD!!!!!!!!

[@Lord_Pistachio_Nut]

@@neontraveller2563 Don't threaten me with a good time Caps man!

[@user-xp4kj1vu6n]

language

[@RickRolledvr]

"He is Bulletproof?" "He is Bulletproof." *Throws a grenade at him-*

[@AP_483]

"He's bullet proof" Me: Nobody said he's grenade proof *Throws a grenade at him*

[@golden_artist]

Everyones bullet proof to 9mm: kurk cobane💀

[@Mr_DragonzBaNNe]

Alright that will be $87,423.18 .... Famous last words 🕊🕊🕊

[@MaybeCarlosBw]

The pikachu bro I can’t😭😭😭💀💀

[@beanosistrue1702]

"I can't just sacrifice a NPC to cure his condition". The most casual kill of the year 💀💀💀

[@Dying-Star]

Fax

[@Operator588]

@@Dying-Star more like living star

[@lonewolfplays8084]

Tim: +100% bullet resistance, -400% melee resistance

[@זהר_עדן]

Fist's of steel heavy:

[@nexusmeep1463]

*Armor in MMO Rpg games be like*

[@rollingSpaghettimonster574]

When you shatter their plot armor...

[@WonderedAtol]

​@@זהר_עדן yes

[@זהר_עדן]

@@WonderedAtol the average tf2 enjoyer

[@keshatchum]

“Chooses alternative tip option”

[@Lixier344]

I love how he runs with the solution no questions just bill

[@pyrodragon7476]

I still love that the punch was a crit while the rocket launcher was a mini crit

[@BlackcrossYT]

Mans drunk a strength 2 potion.

[@the_real_tete_cat]

bro popped buff banner

[@LoneSWarrior]

TF2 has a higher melee crit rate than any other weapon. Weapon. Kritzkrieg does not count.

[@thatothertrashcan]

@@LoneSWarrior Suddenly… Ubersaw

[@thatothertrashcan]

And stock wrench

[@financialmistake1859]

" here's a question. What do you want me to do?" 😂 Gets me every time

[@PaulWise-lk2ur]

Here's a better question how did they find out that he is bullet proof

[@HeWintBoom]

American health care at its finest.

[@nobodyelseishereever]

No shit hes bulletproof, aint that Konig?

[@that_one_guy_with_the_face]

"Chooses alternative tip option" nah man had me dead😂😂😂

[@that_tired_gamer9709]

literally, he just shot you with an RPG

[@Knightwolf0516]

tip of this RPG 😂😂😂

[@sssnipermonkey7296]

The fact the screen on his suit has an image for how the dude is actually feeling about the situation is hilarious

[@Nick-rg8oz]

I didn't notice it at first

[@devyngaffney5843]

Pathfinder

[@davidsprauer9443]

And the tip on the tablet was right on or close enough!

[@davidsprauer9443]

And the tip on the tablet was right on or close enough!

[@F-22.]

Yes

[@user-ip8fe4gn9g]

"OKAY I GET IT!" *keeps showing him*

[@CassandraWoods-rg6ev]

Man the good old haymaker punch never fails 😂😂

[@congruentcrib]

Favorite quote Doc: “I’m not really a doctor, I’m a medic” Tucker: “ what’s the difference” Doc: “Well a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die”

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

I mean that's also not that true at least western doctors, they only "treat" symptoms with their magic pills that only cause other side effects, just saying but in the east they actually figure out the issue & deal with that, instead of oh you have these symptoms take this pill & you'll be back later because everything we do is temporary

[@JohnDoe-vj9gb]

Why did you write "Doc" then? 🧐

[@congruentcrib]

@@JohnDoe-vj9gb Red vs Blue… character’s names are Tucker and Doc. I didn’t name them.

[@congruentcrib]

@@RaifuEnthusiast ehh… agree to disagree. Eastern medical practices often use methods that work sometimes on people, and treat every person the exact same, where western medical practice use science. Sure you may have side affects, but I’d rather have a decreased appetite vs wanting to end my life. The pros outweigh the cons.

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

@@congruentcrib I just mean that it's stuff that's been used for over 3000 years, while "doctors" just prescribe you drugs, sure it's based on science but science isn't a constant, there's always something to replace the last drug, while eastern medicine hasn't exactly been proved to be ineffective either, since if it wasn't useful, it wouldn't have lasted 3000 years

[@SCP-Site-326]

"Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm" The Class-D locked up in my basement:

[@leonlew5136]

rarely oddly specific and very fitting comment i must say

[@rantingrepublican4523]

So you’re gonna let the anomaly go now right

[@Operator588]

SCP-049-Z uploaded into Sandbox-Site-3: I win

[@notajaxon9476]

Who authorized you to take them outside of the facility?

[@santa_with_a_gun]

the Class-D in your basement (he's still bulletproof to 9mm):

[@Controlled_4CE-9420]

"We know he's bulletproof, but how about we see if it's the same for you".

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

Those mini crits and critical hits are canon in TF2 lore. It’s just that anyone but Heavy is only allowed to do crits

[@lowiqplays4944]

“Here’s a question, what do you want me to do?” As an unarmed security guard, I felt this.

[@projectace9934]

DUDE SAME! I tell people that I'm a glorified doorman all the time cuz what the hell else do you do other than literally gatekeep and report as a LV2 😂

[@xaviersmith4271]

Same dawg 😭

[@miyusuf3856]

Same bruhh

[@vxti_cxn]

Oh noo dude😭😭

[@Xwing195]

Why don’t they give you a gun?

[@Someonewhoisverycool]

american hospital bills be like:

[@ElevateYourSpirit-9526]

😂

[@brizzled5193]

@@ElevateYourSpirit-9526Sorry sir that emoji you used costs $1,000 dollars per use (before tax.) Please pay at your local general hospital

[@ElevateYourSpirit-9526]

@@brizzled5193 I better delete that Emoji

[@Alpharetta_Tech_PCs]

Fr 😂😂

[@darkness.999]

@@brizzled5193 I have 3000$ dollars to pay then

[@Yoshi-rm2wp]

357 magnum (no effect) Brian ( =O DETECTIVE PIKACHU LOOKING CONCERNED PIKA-PIKA)

[@Yoshi-rm2wp]

I meant brain

[@lokilokesh8262]

i like how the pic changes on the tablet based on his expression

[@spk._]

I love how he went from cocky to amused with the .357

[@macmadness5932]

the pikachu face says otherwise

[@Akijinverse.]

The dude with the RPG: I AIN'T PAYIN SHIT

[@eggyolk557]

“ Im not a sorcerer I can’t just sacrifice an npc” literally just makes an npc just die with his mind

[@penguindragon0155]

it don't cure people doe

[@Bloxtorm]

When he said "Everyone is bulletproof to 9 mm." I thought the other one just killed someone with a 9 mm bullet.

[@faiqfarisi15000]

Bro said "im a medic not a sorcerer" but proceeds to sacrifice an npc💀

[@RudranshRanjan1210]

Medics in Batman Arkham Knight:

[@MMo-tx2md]

SOOO TRUE

[@Sov_spoiled]

Jonkler yeah!!

[@ShadowWolffi]

Ah yes the worst of the batman games good times

[@gmodg]

It's crazy how smooth the motion capture suit works, considering this is made in SFM

[@urlumisawesome8835]

„Everybody‘s bulletproof to 9mm“ My grandpa‘s left knee disagrees.

[@910suave]

The shocked yet concern the medic had when he said “that’s a .357 magnum” 🤣

[@FuzzySixx]

And they followed it up with a .45...

[@chrisb8768]

“ I get it, he’s bulletproof..up to .45 caliber” he was gaslighting the whole time😂

[@nicholasmunroe8989]

I mean .45 is to kill the soul! Not the body lol

[@cool_knockout]

@@nicholasmunroe8989ah, i think god was there but he left

[@Super-Amigo]

We need to leave the word "gaslighting" in 2022, forever...

[@cool_knockout]

@piesquared1391 alright then, i wont.

[@mattderrick9964]

You’re gonna run out of calibers. As he shouts him with a grenade launcher 😂

[@RaomintAndAxelF]

"and you can leave me a tip right on this tablet." "you know what, lets see if YOU are bulletproof."

[@nomad5195]

"Everybody is bulletproof to 9mm..." famous last words. Edit: 3.4K likes tysmmmm

[@Sir_Alien]

Let’s test this theory

[@warnabrotha95YT]

Don't tell that to the guy who used a phone book for body armor 😅

[@zoid_on_youtube]

@@warnabrotha95YT didnt he try to do that against 50 AE?

[@warnabrotha95YT]

@@zoid_on_youtube I don't fully remember. 🤔

[@MoroccanCaliphate]

@@warnabrotha95YThe used a fucking desert eagle lmao

[@chicken]

"Critical Hit!!!" "He is Bulletproof."

[@user-kg3un3te4s]

YOU AGAIN

[@your--mother]

CHICKEN

[@yingwu3244]

How can I stop you from not putting comments everywhere 😭😭😭

[@3-valdiondreemur564]

Oh my god, it IS. a loop. The cursed gets passed on...

[@DonnyN.]

Stop following me. ):

[@Carter-y5e]

Bro got punch like will smiff

[@claudiadaley369]

"what do you want me to do IM a MEDIC not a SoUrcErEr" *Casually sacrifices the NPC in the background*

[@erniecain7957]

This is how every group of friends I've ever made would react to one of us being bulletproof

[@YourGenericBrownGuy]

same

[@popenieafantome9527]

There’s a norse myth like this. One of the most loved gods had a very protective mother. So the mother went around asking everything in existence to cause him no harm. Basically, he couldn’t get hurt because object used would refuse to hurt him. Gods gathered around and had some fun with this testing out everything on him. Except, Loki found out the mother skipped over the mistletoe because it was too young/weak so she glossed over it. So, Loki tricked the nearly invulnerable god’s brother to kill him with a mistletoe.

[@Vincent_A.]

@@popenieafantome9527 Ah yes, Baldy- I mean Baldur.

[@KazuichiSoda.]

Same

[@mutantmaster1]

love how each time Badger has a question, his screen is a diffrent meme about confusion

[@ericahall4515]

Bro’s punch made the guy fly so far literally broke the fourth wall

[@IFLYID13agent23]

Bullet proof guy: gets shot* pulls uno reverse

[@seattledaffyduck5243]

Should have kept him alive, bro would have single handedly won a war.

[@Hiraishin247]

Ultil someone hits him in the face

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

Until someone decided to punch him

[@Hiraishin247]

@@Samuel-vw4yv well said

[@AltraNewb]

To punch him you would have to not get killed by his gun first.,

[@mihailmilev9909]

Right lol

[@gadc8657]

He’s immune to bullets, but he’s not immune to getting punched in the face

[@ultimatepunster5850]

When piercing doesn't work, then you resort to blunt force trauma. Hence why a Mace will be much more effective against full plate steel armour versus a sword. Same applies here. If a bullet won't put him down just give that mfer a concussion, he's still squishy inside that suit.

[@mrsun5076]

"how about explosive proof?"

[@gadc8657]

Well, u talking about a grenade? Then technically yes is because a bullet in a grenade launcher. Or I can just say no because explosives aren’t bullets.

[@Iamnotaspy.]

Sniper rifle shoots bullet out of barrel Rocket launcher shoots rocket out of barrel a rocket is a fucking bullet and that's a fact.

[@KptnYggdra]

Okay, but about crossbows? If he's immune to a point blank hit from a China Lake, he can't be immune to crossbow bolts, right?