SEC Roll Call - Week 11

[@alostrich]

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[@Acekatt]

I'm a furry so good luck with that

[@Cinemace81]

@@Acekatt oh god…

[@tacooper24]

I turned notifications on, just in case 😬

[@dredennis113]

Hey are you a Kentucky fan? I’ve just noticed your hats. And the only one I see that is actually the teams hat is Kentucky. Vandys looked like a saints hat and South Carolina looks like a falcons. Just wondering.

[@Dean-dx4iz]

S. Carolina does look like a crap step dad lol

[@saintbrownthetrojan]

The most terrifying thing ever: a Vanderbilt team with hope.

[@SS-zy1xy]

Imagine an SEC shorts with Vandy and Hope!

[@ConnorLyle]

It just really shows how bad Kentucky is

[@nothanks3236]

Nah Hope is hanging out with Tennessee until the CFP committee crushes their dreams and leaves them at #5 at the end of the season.

[@levibradley5098]

@@nothanks3236 Wait, the committee crushes Tennessee or Vandy?

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

@@levibradley5098 yes

[@robertrichart4512]

I swear roll call has become the only thing I look forward to on mondays. Sec shorts is good but now only hits the main points from Saturday and Matt covers everything that happened.

[@lusciousmayweather8385]

Exactly!!! I love SEC shorts but sometimes it can be a let down When they focus on 1 School or Game. Matt covers The entire conference every Week.

[@robertrichart4512]

That’s what I’m saying. Lately they focus on 1 or two schools.

[@johnwhick6543]

Waaaay underrated. If Matt writes all this himself, he’s a flippin genius. Succinct, quick and scathingly funny. And I don’t even like football, and live in Athens Georgia. Go Dawgs!

[@robertrichart4512]

He needs to cover basketball and baseball too. At least basketball. That would be awesome

[@derekwalker4622]

SEC shorts suck compared to Matt. Period.

[@jamesknapp64]

Vandy going full scorched earth on Tennessee was epic.

[@thepowerhour615]

Yeah… as long as Bob Stoops has any kind of voice at Oklahoma, Coach Heupel will never go back. The man can hold a grudge. Isn’t that right Missouri?

[@loganwatson5905]

@@thepowerhour615 lol idk if he’d go back anyway, he seems to really love it in TN. He got choked up talking about how great the fans are and how well he’s been treated

[@rebeccamount50]

@@loganwatson5905 well, that's because he's winning. If the Vols have a rotten season next year, those same fans will be screaming for him to be fired.

[@unsane78]

@@rebeccamount50 💯

[@Kelnx]

@@rebeccamount50 No no...we've learned our lesson. We don't want to go through a carousel of coaches again. As long as Bobby Hill doesn't have multiple non-bowl eligible seasons, I'm good with keeping him.

[@brandon_blaze]

Soon as Vandy won, I knew this week would be amazing

[@jaydawg22]

Can confirm that all of us in Georgia were making that face at the overtime political ads

[@amandachilds5290]

So true.

[@nikkidean8205]

Facts!!!!

[@8bpianoplayer]

Absolutely...and now, welcome to runoff hell.

[@careywilliams3619]

So true

[@Hydra_6544]

And I live next to Georgia in SC so I get them too

[@fgzero331]

As a Vanderbilt fan, this skit has made me the happiest I’ve been in years

[@Hydra_6544]

As a Carolina fan I’m pulling for y’all next week there’s only 2 options 1 they drop 70 on y’all or we completely broke them and y’all can make a bowl for the first time in forever

[@myZcarlife]

@@Hydra_6544 Four years isn't forever. Our football team did 28 years without breaking a sweat, and when that streak ended, our punter was the bowl game MVP.

[@wizardwill17]

Anchor down, Vander-bots!!

[@scottbradford1119]

As a Kentucky fan, all I can say is kudos to Vandy for a well deserved win and this week's roll call was one of the funniest I've ever seen. Vandy-bot just going in on everyone certainly made my day!

[@hunterschwartz7738]

The mention about the political ads is the most amazing and relatable thing ever

[@stanleyharrell6009]

Hey, Vandy had their time in the sun. Congrats Vandy on the W.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday but they experience a lot of rainy days and were overdue.

[@stevenfoster9402]

Love Funnymaine, love SEC Shorts, but Matt Mitchell is who I look forward to the most post-gameday.

[@glasswhisperer]

Funnymaine used to be funny but, now whenever Alabama loses all he does is a three minute video crying "the only team that beat Alabama is Alabama" 😭😭😭. 😂😂😂

[@michaelrawlins1]

Are there any others besides those three who are worth our time?

[@EricRomines]

Heh, Funnymaine isn’t so funny anymore..

[@d3structor797]

Take Funnymaine out and you are right, can't watch a guy that tried to start a riot to burn down his own city with no consequences.

[@JBB685]

@@d3structor797 agree

[@davidedmondson5633]

Vandy truly deserved to have this moment! Awesome video sir.

[@waynehendricks997]

You're the very best at this Matt,keep it up . Go Dawgs and in the spirit of the moment "ANCHOR DOWWWNNN"

[@thegamecock22]

I have to say, this makes me feel better after the Florida loss. Thanks, Matt.

[@AddisonBook.]

Well for a chicken that got swallowed whole...

[@logynrush344]

Go tigers💜🧡

[@AddisonBook.]

@@logynrush344 yeah congratulations you owe Alabama a bone.

[@John-qd3xw]

It made me feel better but then I looked at next week's game and I have the sads again.

[@alecwilliams3487]

Does it really?

[@pwestonewriter5847]

I love the way Matt just takes it easy on us cocks. "Ill just make fun of redneck sunglasses every episode." From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

[@ryandickerson6395]

That's because Satterfield is already the joke

[@Reddeath111]

This week's Roll Call is going to be extra sweet

[@janejones7638]

This one is brillant. The Van-bot spoke truth bombs.

[@j_atkinson]

The Oklahoma call was so brutal! Epic finish!

[@eggsngritstn]

Yes, especially since the Vanderbot teed it up with, "You've forgotten what it's like to be afraid..."

[@thewordlove4316]

I'm lost on the Oklahoma reference ...

[@j_atkinson]

@@thewordlove4316 Heupel's alma mater is Oklahoma and he was the quarterback for the team when they won the natty... and he was offensive coordinator there later on where he didn't have his contract renewed... let go.

[@helenshriver8943]

Matt, I love SEC Roll Call!!! It makes my Mondays! Well, this and watching UGA's Saturday game replays!!! I am a DAWG forever!!!!

[@KatCrit]

As I an Arkansan I can safely say our motto has always been “there’s always next season” even when we’re having a good one. We’re probably following Kentucky (on a normal year) at the moment “at least it’s basketball season!” 😂

[@cooleycollege01]

#musbus All The Way! WPS!

[@kevinreilly51]

As a Louisville fan, can't wait for you to play the reincarnation of Chaminade in Maui!

[@terryschiller2625]

Don't know how you come up with these Matt. But don't STOP they are great!!

[@androlgenhald476]

You nailed it again Matt. "Please don't believe thier lies Coach! They'll just hurt you again." Go Vols!

[@matthiassventoest6800]

…being here in oklahoma.., one of the local sports stations had a funeral this morning for the whole states college football teams, ou, okie state, and uni of tulsa.., so there is that, the ending was so fitting

[@04straw]

I missed that! What channel was it on?

[@aaronwurtzel7287]

The Varsity Blues reference in this video is everything!!!! Love that movie. 😊

[@Kroxti]

Monday isn’t complete until roll call happens

[@mjwatts1983]

Hello I’m from 2024 VaderBot got its upgrade Cost them $100K but worth it

[@G1ft3dConfus1on]

Tennessee fan here, if Heupel goes back to Oklahoma, I will be back to hiding forever. Would be absolutely tragic

[@levibradley5098]

I don't think Heupel will jump ship, he's found a team that will work with his offense.

[@brandonclark435]

Only one thing for it, the Oklahoma-Tennessee War.

[@hiiipowerbass2337]

@@levibradley5098 for his alma mater where he won a natty? I hope that bridge is truly ashes, and your pockets are cash.....es..

[@levibradley5098]

@@hiiipowerbass2337 Not after the way he left...

[@southernman9434]

Venables will have a couple years and the Sooners are used to winning more than they are this year. I could easily see OU giving him 3-4 years, it not working out and then going after Heupel who is already an SEC coach. It will be hard for him to say 'No' if the alma mater comes calling with a fat checkbook.

[@JasonMoir]

That "Anchor Down" at the end made me laugh out loud.

[@awcdenney]

Okay, hands down the best one. Thanks for mentioning the runoff too!

[@JeffGoldblumsChest]

The best part about Vandy beating Kentucky? When they play Florida next week they don't have a "x years since our last SEC victory" chip on their shoulder.

[@kingofrunescapepking]

No, even worse, they have confidence knowing they beat a better team than them

[@revolutiondjs101]

It's like that white board on the factory floor...its been XXX days since our last accident. In fact each team needs one of those boards with all the bizarre losses and hiccups

[@Reddeath111]

Yea now they have an SEC win streak

[@ButterWolf117]

As an Aggie, this is very accurate. Still, these videos are great no matter what!

[@MrTilldaddy]

As an Aggie, you summed up my feelings perfectly. Did any of you notice that the theoretical contract for Heupel at Oklahoma was the Jimbo Fisher contract?

[@russellortmann5348]

From a Big Ten fan (go Blue!), you have made me absolutely fall in love with Vanderbilt and the Gamecocks. I finally have someone I can feel clean rooting for in the SEC.

[@BV9429]

Man I love these sec comedy shorts they are very funny like crazy I look forward to these every Monday from funny Maine SEC shorts and SEC roll call 😂

[@nicksojka7457]

You know exactly why I'm here.

[@mitchellbrown3856]

Can't wait to see what you got in-store for The Tenn.-Scar and Fla-Vandy this week 😂🤣😂 As a UGA Fan I have never been so happy to see USCjr and Vandy win a game, or shall I say in Scars case totally embarrass Tenn. But someone had to put them in there place!

[@karenwinston8911]

I got that West Canaan Coyotes reference! Can't wait to see the new tweeter end zone dance.

[@cows543]

Alabama breaking down crying is my favorite part of this

[@eggsngritstn]

And the Vanderbot wishing to taste the tears.

[@aj1218]

As a Vandy fan this is the best

[@glasswhisperer]

Wait y'all exist? I thought y'all were like the tooth fairy.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

Vandy has fans? How much they pay for that job?

[@aj1218]

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 It counts as an elective credit for the business school. Then the tuition payments becomes a tax write off for the school.

[@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle]

And of course you have a marines one piece icon. Just say you hate fun.

[@eggsngritstn]

Yep. We needed this one after letting that Mizzou game slip away. #anchordown

[@04straw]

I love you, Auburn! 😂 And poor Tennessee. 🧡

[@nickschmitz7044]

This is one of the BESTEST roll calls EVER!!!! Man oh man PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep them coming every week!!!

[@tacticalmattfoley]

Commodore Insult Bot is amazing! Alabama got off light....great stuff.

[@revolutiondjs101]

Such a great reference!

[@DaesoTheOne]

2:21 HOW DID HE KNOW?

[@jayr.3720]

I don't know for sure that Arkansas will even be bowl eligible but it's nice to have something to look forward to every week still. It's just that it's Monday not Saturday. Thanks Matt.

[@robertrichart4512]

I hope we go bowling. We have the potential to win our last two games.

[@alecwilliams3487]

Y’all just need to beat Mizzou? If that’s the case I would be willing to bet you all do that.

[@grimbyrne195]

That end of season game for Arkansas and Missouri will decide which one of them goes to a bowl and which one stays home.

[@jayr.3720]

@@alecwilliams3487 We ought to be favored but it is a road game, and that Mizzou team beat SCAR and scared the life out of UGA. I'm not countin my chickens here.

[@ethanbeckwith6614]

Congrats to SC with the dub. Eager to see how he rips Tennessee for the next roll call

[@ClashJ666]

I'm just a Texas Tech fan, but I look forward to watching these every week

[@TheCJTok]

I’m a Texas A&M fan and my husband went to Texas Tech and we both love them. 😂

[@smo05d]

19 years ago. Fall of 2003. Vandy beats UK to snap a 22-SEC game losing streak. We stormed the field. Tore down the goal posts. Paraded them up Broadway. Best. Thing. Ever. Go Vandy! (Hopefully we don't have to wait another 20+ sec games before the next win lol) Go VU!

[@michaelcorbitt4748]

"three more weeks of political ads" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel that pain. I don't think it's stopped for 4 years.

[@VisionMusicWorks]

Agreed.🤦🏾‍♀️

[@hbccareers6745]

Rap sheet battles, lol

[@JBB685]

I appreciate how Auburn never stopped drinking, just doing it for different reasons now 😂 transferred all prior anguish to A&M

[@albny89]

Wait all day for these videos. Great work Matt!

[@johnmurphy7482]

As a Vandy alum, I approve this episode.

[@whodattalkin]

“Harold Perkins” 😂

[@omarrosales405]

2:21 here after Vandi beat bama

[@GCEvans09]

Consistently some of the best CFB comedy out there!

[@JBHogan]

Great fun. Here in Arkansas we're still watching out for that Harold Perkins guy - has he gone home yet?🙂

[@mobetterben1582]

Nailed it again, Matt. Echoed what every true Alabama fan has been thinking since A&M.

[@everythinginthesink2123]

Love the vanderbilt gimmick in this video! Youre creativity is what makes these videos so good. Go vols ;)

[@SuperBomberman007]

God... Vandy won again 🤣🤣🤣

[@boydhutchins6683]

Yep - as a Hog fan I said the same thing at least a dozen times. “Please make it stop”

[@namewitheld2568]

My God Matt....worth the wait as always.

[@JasonKingKong]

Who knew Vanderbot 7 would be released so soon?

[@ElainetheGARugrat8815]

This was great! #GO DAWGS!❤🖤

[@rwe771]

Heyyyyyyy Go Dawgs!!!

[@ElainetheGARugrat8815]

@@rwe771 Definitely GODAWGS!!!

[@Michael_Chandler_Keaton]

Yeah go daaawgs Can't wait til we catch yall again....GBO 🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧

[@ElainetheGARugrat8815]

@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton May be this year, may be next year. Good luck!

[@elmerbonilla2872]

1:47 Who’s here for Vanderbilt upsets Alabama?

[@namewitheld2568]

So, you have to watch it a third time and just look at Matt's face while the vandy bot is talking. So awesome.

[@LaCrux]

After 15 years of mediocrity and 5 coaches later you finally get a coach that the fanbase loves AND he is championship caliber and he jumps ship for his alma mater. That would be the most Tennessee thing ever.

[@schlute9215]

and I absolutely hope it happens

[@animo_bellum]

AND, he would be playing against tennessee depending on how the scheduling goes 🤣

[@eaglevision9791]

@@schlute9215 In the meantime, just knowing the fans are worrying about it, will suffice😁

[@trailshark2]

@@animo_bellum That may make him reconsider, remembering how the fans treated Kiffin last season.

[@rxmaster03]

@@eaglevision9791 they don't because they have convinced themselves that Huepel saying it is "water under the bridge and worked out the best for everyone" doesn't in fact mean he has forgiven them or seen that sometimes the paths we take are not as straight as we think they should be. They should be terrified, but they have orange tinted glasses on.

[@welredd]

Simultaneously roasting Brian Kelly and Atlanta, I love it

[@hudsonfan]

Hold on let me try something. Herald Perkins!😂 Geaux Tigers.

[@mattwatson4017]

I've waited all day for this

[@bradg.5253]

Awesome episode! Anchor Down! Go ‘Dores!

[@Jalynne17]

I’ve been waiting for this all day! Did not disappoint! Well worth the wait!

[@wd6919]

As an Aggie I find my only enjoyment this season comes from Roll Call

[@TheCJTok]

Me too. Gig’em!

[@larrymormon6525]

Love it! Go Dawgs

[@bigjack470]

I swear, this gets better every week! I Hope vanderbot gets the taste upgrade!

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

I love how both Matt and SEC Shorts have Vandy going crazy after getting a conference win lol

[@McSomething15]

This might be the best video of the season.

[@Mizzouomega]

As a Mizzou grad, I find the portrayal of Mizzou hilarious. Also hilarious: Mizzou has more SEC title games than UT, KY, Vandy, S Carolina….combined…since joining the league. So there’s that.

[@aj1218]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[@chrismullinax6598]

Also a fun fact in 2013 the first year you went to the title game, you went into it with a conference loss......a team who finished higher in the rankings than mizzou.....funny fact isn't it

[@cadericketts184]

They will always hate us and are quick to forget how successful we once were we’re getting back there just need to finish out some games

[@rxmaster03]

@@cadericketts184 just need depth and a better offensive gameplan.

[@alicewright9610]

I wait for these videos all week love this

[@mikethetigerJD5Heisman]

Can’t wait for the Vanderbot 7 tomorrow

[@Ohiostatefan4]

Been waiting all day 😁

[@CRS253]

Gotta say, when I saw Oklahoma come up, I was worried. Glad to see we got off with only a very minor burn.

[@eggsngritstn]

Yeah, that was for Tennessee.

[@DMS-pq8]

Best episode of the season

[@stacimentus316]

As usual the highlight of my Monday! Great job Matt.... Can't wait until next week

[@tricot6468]

Matt calling the vandy win against bama two years prior is wild

[@jonnydent825]

As an Auburn fan, yes, we're enjoying Caddie vibes as interim while following the search for the new HC. Don't know why that's supposed to be some sort of gotcha.

[@angelsofblood9879]

That Johnny one five joke was awesome -- and it reminded me how old I am. That's a two-fer.

[@markruss5276]

You are the best. Go Vols!

[@bowmanwalker1026]

As a UK fan, I knew this was going to be rough to watch. The St. Peter’s joke was hilarious though, I’ll give you that.

[@juliayoung537]

Been waiting all day ❤️😊

[@zlmeinecke]

Might be the best one yet!

[@arcomador]

I needed this laugh after the Monday I've had, Thanks! RTR

[@johnmorris488]

My wife loves these she is a big football fan

[@antiwonsampson6788]

That'll Boi Matt 😆 🤣 😂 a deal is a deal, we all know who to blame... Good one as always Matt. SEC ROLL CALL GO DAWGS

[@organizm420]

"Harold Perkins"

[@karlishajames4394]

Please do one for Sec gymnastic!!!

[@gregsquires1401]

As always…hilarious!!! I wish I didn’t have to wait until football season for your football videos….maybe you could do some preseason vids, and coaching change vids? Maybe some March Madness Vids?! Talent!!!!

[@russellcrawford6662]

Beautiful!

[@garymurphy6000]

Better and better! Nice work Matt!

[@xxadrian_mxx7871]

Hold on, do you have a snap back sun tan?

[@Bwubdle198]

That one with political ads was so true 🥲

[@jonpeek5619]

Waited all for this. Great job

[@paigebrasington7918]

Waited all day for this ❤ love these videos Matt!