If Fast Food Places Could Meet

[@alostrich]

Sit-down restaurants or streaming services next?

[@chrismccray361]

Sit down resturants including the awful waffle?

[@heymambootialiana]

Sit down resturants please? OLIVE 🫒 garden?

[@uwarrior]

Streaming services 4 sure

[@RossLemon]

definitely sit down

[@TacomasterStudios]

Streaming

[@vikkibishop7862]

Missed out on DQ being there and everyone wondering why "like do you even sell food" their response "yes and my ice cream machine always works unlike someone we know"

[@Musicforever712]

I believe that a DQ in Missouri actually wrote that on their sign during the "Sign War" that happened in a small town in Missouri.

[@lmboh8585]

@@Musicforever712 Yeah, they did!

[@VolcanoGroupie]

Great video!

[@BornAgainVet1785]

Their chicken tenders aren’t bad

[@vvkelly97]

I went by Dairy Queen last week to get a milkshake and their milkshake machine was down.

[@ForumArcade]

Popeye's was on point. "The trick is to leave it on the menu, but then always be out of it." 🤣

[@joshuakallenberger915]

I love their chicken, but I won't even go to Popeyes anymore. The wait is unbearable. And that is with no one in line. They never have any food up.

[@aaron4504]

Never even got to try there blackened chicken sandwich cause they were always out of the chicken. 🙄

[@dcarter455]

I will never forget going to Popeyes for a bucket of chicken and being told they were out of chicken… what you selling now then? Biscuits? Condiments? Napkins????

[@ATFADL]

I hear by next winter the one in my town will have Mac n' cheese again.

[@nahor88]

@@joshuakallenberger915 Brah just go inside... hell, any fast food place you should just go inside. With the exception of Chik-fil-a, you're likely to get better and faster service.

[@izzyrainydayz]

Chick-fil-a covering their ears at the slightest mention of Hooters!!! 🤣 “Oh no!” 😰🫣

[@HariSeldon913]

Aren't you glad Matt didn't actually do Hooters?

[@Rach1313]

They got good wings🤷‍♀️

[@theinsurance2450]

@@Rach1313 and chicken breast, hold the chicken.

[@Chadmiral]

Not in this Christian restaurant!!

[@rumrain838]

@@Chadmiral they aren't even Christians, the Sabbath is Saturday Not Sunday and God said no man can change his the law, they follow false doctrine made by Catholic Men.

[@boganfett]

Whataburger is so spot on. i always joke that the sign that says 24 HOURS doesn't mean how late they're open, it means how long you'll wait in drive-thru

[@CorePathway]

Whataburger: they put you on the drive-through when you are too stoned to work with customers on the front counter.

[@goudagirl6095]

MAN I miss Whataburger. 😭And their fat straws!

[@mnenoch]

It's called Waitaburger for a reason

[@NOLAgenX]

Chik-Fil-A mentioning the drive thru line being longer than the usual 7 miles is so accurate! I almost snorted my Mountain Dew at that. 😂

[@AT-gh9js]

And you still get thru quicker then at an empty McDonald’s drive thru

[@cmack2769]

But they are fast

[@bamachine]

Best part was Arby's taking notes but missing everything that was said.

[@NOLAgenX]

@@bamachine LOL, “what’s a customer?”

[@candle86]

Yea but the irony is that line can be seven miles with you at the back, and your still gonna get your order than being 2nd in line at Mc Donalds

[@puckrocker854]

Should have included White Castle walking out of a smoke filled room all puffy eyed and saying "Huh? Has the meeting started?" just for Chick-fil-A to reel in horror.

[@myitbos1335]

Also would have worked with Jack in the Box

[@bozimmerman]

What is White Castle?

[@Chadmiral]

@@bozimmerman A burger place most notable for their steamed sliders,and to add more,it was featured in a movie with two stoned dudes going there to eat.

[@free_live_free-511]

@@bozimmerman it's a Crystal.

[@ravenhull]

Have Krystal’s step out next, and they give each other dirty looks.

[@HariSeldon913]

The Hardees should have been switching to Carl's Jr. and back, but I suppose not everyone would get the joke.

[@willp.8120]

Or some kind of joke that they do like ninety percent of their sales for breakfast and sit without many customers the rest of the day.

[@huverdoose]

For a short bit the ones in my town were called Star Hardees.

[@KingKerosene]

I grew up in Alaska so when we moved to Minnesota I was so confused why it was now called Hardee's and not Carl's Jr. 😂

[@dozergetscrafty]

Our hardees is also a red burrito whatever tf that is 😆

[@sparrow7984]

@@dozergetscrafty and the Carl's Jr has Green Burrito

[@davidnorton9997]

Absolutely hilarious. Around here Pizza Hut buildings have become Mexican restaurants, pot dispensaries, and budget cell phone carrier locations.

[@riggs20]

2:36 - “I know I still look the same; no one ever changes the roof.” 😂

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

I would order from a Pizza Hut pot dispensary. What?

[@crazymixture57]

Our old Pizza Hut that turned Mexican closed, now it's a Vietnamese place. I guess the next stage in it's evolution. 😂

[@aaronlopez492]

extremely accurate portrayal of chain fast food restaurants. JACK IN THE BOX: "Guys don't tell me my invite to your gathering got lost in the mail again!!".

[@AT-gh9js]

Who’s jack in the box? Must be up north or something, definitely not around here

[@aaronlopez492]

@@AT-gh9js Big burger joint franchise in the West.

[@ryanflake3481]

@@AT-gh9js Best long running ad campaign in the business.

[@melissaparker8406]

Never had it

[@jacquelineharper-simmons12]

@@AT-gh9js I remember eating there growing up in NYC. Burgers were big like BK.

[@eazyridin7283]

I loved the part where Hardee’s said “ back in the day I use to make fried chicken “ yes they did n it saved my life . I was homeless( like 25yrs ago) n a friend use to work at Hardee’s n at night use to bring home chicken they would throw out . It was awesome, tear it apart n make a sandwich mmm my mouth is watering 😂

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Yes back before Carl's Jr bought them out and changed everything but the name.

[@roberts1677]

I worked at Hardee's back when they had fried chicken.

[@deejustdee4752]

Our Hardee's had a Taco Bar about 25 years ago. Oh and now that Hardee's is a LaundrOmat. Sad.

[@roberts1677]

@@deejustdee4752 Ours never had a taco bar. Last I checked, that building had become a Wendy's.

[@leaf2180]

Is it really that hard to add the a and the d?

[@texdoc89]

That Pizza Hut one was spot on lol, they never change the roof and it always happens randomly too

[@lawrenceshdow]

They're all equipment rental places around my area. 😂

[@Irisarc1]

I live in Oklahoma. Everything that used to be something else is now a Mexican restaurant.

[@bamachine]

In my hometown, it was a Pasquale's Pizza that shut down and proceeded to become like 10 straight failed restaurants before Krystal came in, tore the building down, killing it's voodoo and built on it's former parking lot. Only place that has lasted.

[@UmmYeahOk]

@@bamachine I thought Pasquale’s Pizza was Chuck E Cheese’s attempt at selling pizza to adults in 2020 who didn’t know any better.

[@UmmYeahOk]

I have fond memories of a location from my childhood. I looked it up on google maps once and was confused. The roof was there, but it wasn’t a Pizza Hut. Instead, right next to it, was one of those modern looking buildings which actually was the Pizza Hut. So they literally wanted to update, but I guess were contractually obligated to not change the roof, so just just built next to it.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

“Quick reminder that lying is a sin…” “So is unseasoned chicken.” LMAOOOOOO too good!

[@kevinbarber2795]

It’s better than just about any other chicken I’ve had.

[@Spartan536]

Popeyes wouldn't suck as much as canned spinach if they actually hired people that gave 2 shits and a fuck about their job.

[@Ryvaken]

@@Spartan536 Oh goodness I thought that was just the franchise near me. Yikes.

[@jessicathompson-gautreaux5992]

Side note: they should sell Pizza Hut roofing materials to regular homeowners... they last forever!!!

[@RichardX1]

Just like the wait at Wendy's (and sometimes Popeye's)

[@stephensuggs4909]

💯💯

[@rhettbaldwin8320]

There is an old pizza hut near my home that is a martial arts dojo now.

[@davidrocksvideogames]

our house is shapped like pizza hut roof...

[@Warvvolf]

Ours is an Indian restaurant now.

[@Karizmic]

Wendy’s roasting the hell out of everyone is extremely realistic good job on the video

[@giancarlofelicianocastaned9316]

Now Wendy's is the but of the joke

[@chadcrigger3101]

That is exactly what they would say. The taco bell / KFC/ long john silvers is killing me. 🤣

[@shanedaley6236]

I haven't seen a taco bell and KFC in two different places in forever that this just makes perfect sense

[@JL-sm6cg]

He forgot A&W as well.

[@msmaria5039]

@@shanedaley6236 I went to one of those once. The fried chicken and mashed potatoes tasted like tacos.

[@JL-sm6cg]

@@msmaria5039 sounds like my friend getting a burger at Del Taco, saying it tasted like taco meat.

[@privacyvalued4134]

Now I kind of wish there was a Long John Silvers nearby so I could try making a Taco Bell / LJS taco. Seafood tacos are already a thing and make more sense than KFC tacos.

[@noah4987]

Waitaburger making you sit there for a few hours questioning your life choices. Can't describe how accurate that is lmao

[@bozimmerman]

Worth the wait though. They start serving their toquitos at 11pm, and the line looks like profile of a spool of thread.

[@lew526]

I'm in the Popeyes line now. They left the red beans and rice on the menu but are out of it. Also didn't have medium size drink cups so I had to order large. It's amazing how accurate this is!

[@Bacopa68]

That's why you go to Hartz if you have one like in Houston or Atlanta. Or Indonesia. Yeah, there's a buffet that has Asian food.

[@theresagomez2605]

"It's just hospital food."😂😂😂 I never understood the draw to Panera and this description is perfect!

[@TheFroneyZone]

their breakfast sandwiches - but it ends there...seriously...they can't even get coffee right

[@spectralnighttravel]

It's overpriced fast food for people who want fast food and the delusion they're still being healthy while eating it.

[@geography_joe]

I agree panera is overpriced and disgusting

[@cpapcyborg]

Oh hell, I've had better tasting hospital food from the VA compared to anything from Panera.

[@Ravenforce3]

I'm 90% certain one of the hospitals around here actually has a Panera in it. So, yes...hospital food.

[@RustyShackleford-gl1vi]

The 7 mile Chic fil A line is still faster than the Whataburger line that only has two cars in front of you.

[@noahbelcher8724]

Burger King is far worse

[@Unknown-mz3ww]

​@noahbelcher8724 there are lines at burger king?

[@noahbelcher8724]

@@Unknown-mz3ww There were. Now ours is being completely remodeled to add a second drive-through line to accommodate the ridiculously long line. They were notoriously slow, though. I once placed an order in the app while waiting in line and it timed out before I got to the window. The system literally discarded my order on the (presumably pre-programmed) assumption that I had changed my mind and wasn't going to show up. They gave me my food for free.

[@carmoditiespal1029]

Got you beat, I had NO cars in front of me and still waited five minutes for a SHAKE!

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

I did not know that DOUBLE DRIVE-THRU lines were a thing until my last trip to Florida and Chicky Fil A.

[@christopherr.2137]

all of I could think of everytime Arbys kept asking "Customer ???" was the Simpsons when Terri and Sherri say "I am so hungry I could eat at Arbys" lol That was amazing

[@jamescooley5744]

Arby's..we have the meats!(we just don't know what animal they came from!)

[@danielleking262]

I remember that!!! 😂😂😂

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

Arby’s ,’We have the meat.’ Good luck finding some in your sandwich.😂

[@llama0057]

This was great 😆 I loved how Taco Bell kept “combo-ing” itself & how Popeye’s said unseasoned chicken is a sin 😂

[@jamescooley5744]

As compared to enclosing your chicken in 6 inches of breading.

[@jamescooley5744]

And shatters into dry shards when you eat it.

[@giancarlofelicianocastaned9316]

​@@jamescooley5744But it actually tastes good

[@frzstat]

Matt hits it out of the park again!

[@matthewklestinski7030]

Great work Matt!

[@eveningskies1954]

Savagely brilliant. Needs to be watched by everyone entering the US as a guide to the nation. This says it all.

[@merlball8520]

I think making this mandatory for immigrants to watch would seem so insane and confusing for them, it would end up cutting back immigration numbers.

[@tealvampyre]

As a Texan who has been living in Georgia the last 9 years, I love that Whataburger is getting Southern representation on these now. We finally got one in Georgia y'all. Thank you Thomasville! (And three coming to Athens in 2023).

[@willp.8120]

One is coming to Woodstock as well.

[@davidneal1127]

Well I don't know how to tell you this, but Whataburger got bought by a management company that is most definitely *not* Southern. They already took jalapeno bread off the menu! I guess that's too spicy for people from Chicago. So y'all can drop Whataburger right off the list of Southern anything.

[@tealvampyre]

@@davidneal1127 Nooo!!! Say it ain't so!!

[@theirmom4723]

When Whataburger sold to a Chicago buyer...it was no longer a Texas Whataburger...

[@bozimmerman]

@@davidneal1127 Only partially true. My understand is that the franchising rights were sold. The existing restaurants, mostly in Texas, are still fully owned and managed by the same family. So -- What-a-burger is just ruined for the rest of yall. Texans will be fine. :)

[@NerdyComedian]

In n Out: Hey Jack, did they forget to invite us again? Jack in the Box: Seems so

[@drm726]

In N Out is too good to belong in this video. Jack, maybe not so much…

[@HikaruRain]

Taco Bell comboing was hilarious.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Yes! When he mentioned chicken, I thought, "Taco Bell has chicken, why is he- ohhhhh" 🤣

[@amandachilds5290]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 exactly thought what is the heart attack for.. then voila ...comboed and died laughing...he was like splitting like mitosis I guess? It was hysterical

[@steveaustin2686]

We had two Taco Bell/Long John Silver locations revert to only Taco Bell. So we have only one Long John Silver location left.

[@angelcat2865]

@@steveaustin2686 I miss Long John Silver's. We don't have them where I live anymore.

[@steveaustin2686]

@@angelcat2865 That is sad.

[@BoostedYote]

Hardee’s being an old man is perfect 😂

[@davidwhite533]

Needed DQ. Also, maybe an agenda item on whether to consider applications from Zaxby’s and Raising Cane’s, and whether to take Church’s off of probation.

[@raziwellabdulrahman2362]

NEVER take Jiffy Lube, I meant Church's off probation

[@justsaying4621]

Not Church's🤣

[@JS-rv3et]

..... yo why yall doing my boi checkers dirty like this

[@quantum_vortex_]

and culvers

[@ez56789]

Zaxbys was goat...til the raised their prices to bdubs levels

[@jasonmfshow]

The only part I could possibly disagree with is questioning my life choices after a patty melt from Whataburger. I know what led me there, and I accept it 😁

[@sbyrstall]

Accepting it is half the battle.

[@Hermititis]

Agreed, but to ne fair, he didn't say questioning your life choices "after" the patty melt. He said questioning your life choices while in line. I've definitely asked myself how badly I really want that Avocado Bacon Burger or Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit when I'm still waiting in linr 10 minutes after ordering, even though it's 1 am & there's only 2 cars in front of me.

[@nahor88]

@@Hermititis Holy shit... it's good to know this is universally true for Whataburgers. I can never fucking believe how damn long their drive-thru line takes. I always used to go inside fast food joints cuz drive-thrus are a waste of gas, but fucking Covid forced me out of that. Now every Whataburger I've been to closes their dining room at 10, so when I want that late night fix I HAVE to go through that fucking drive-thru.

[@Shintigercurl]

the patty melt is worth the line. it is the truth.

[@YachtsOnTheReg7]

@@Hermititis Whataburger is always worth the wait

[@beabea3121]

🤣 hospital food 🤣 Matt is so hilarious! This is so funny 🤣

[@kd1841]

So true!

[@Bones12x2]

It's disturbing how accurate these all are. Whataburger has literally taken up entire days of my week waiting for food.

[@manofthesword7170]

You hit the nail on the head especially The Pizza Hut . This was actually really funny . I seen what a burger and was like yeah I know he’s going to say something about the line being long af lol .

[@SleepyGrapes]

Wendy’s character is spot on with the roasts because all their commercials are just them roasting their competitors lol

[@dylanautenrieth0405]

The broken speaker part DEFINITELY belongs to Checkers! Lol 🤣

[@joeleuer1842]

Checkers home of the $15 Whopper

[@IanB.2022]

Know what woulda been cool? Canes and Chick-fil-A either being arch rivals or best friends.

[@sarahtaylor4264]

I worked at CFA in the kitchen for a year. 100% accurate. Would have been great to include the someone coming to the meeting to order, hut it's Sunday so every other restaraunt offers to take the order. And the lemonade being so good all the restaraunts start drinking it halfway through.

[@253DICKEY]

Arbys taking notes and playing catch-up cracked me tf up..😂

[@jaa4742]

Chick-fil-A needs Peach Milkshakes all year long.

[@williamsstephens]

My word, galloping over there RAT NOW!

[@jaa4742]

@@williamsstephens Had one earlier today :)

[@yourrejectallamerican]

Fr if they did, I might actually go there

[@sabotabby3372]

Chick-Fil-A funded ISIS

[@jojoftw1488]

I work at chick fil a and the peach milkshake gun breaks so much. We're not allowed to say no to milkshakes if it's on the menu and we have ingredients, if it was year round it would be hellish.

[@tiffanyspliff9623]

Matt, you talked about kfc taco bell AND the bane of my existence Hot Dog bites pizza? This is the funniest video you've ever made. Literally crying. Literally tears.

[@AmyFutch]

It's true, Whataburger always gives me lot of time to question my life choices. Also I can't believe they forgot Dairy Queen.

[@myitbos1335]

Should have had the Whataburger guy change into a Mike Ditka impression

[@1craley878]

"I keep telling y'all, the mcRib is NOT food" I lost it.

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

Oh my stars, it’s the worst thing ever invented! All we got was gristle!

[@sendtherain23]

The Whataburger part about leaving them in the drive through til they question their life choices is SPOT ON 🤣

[@JL-sm6cg]

@1:02; "You do the same thing every year with the McRib!" Whataburger: "Hold my Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich, please."

[@ijustdocomments6777]

Nailed Chick-fil-A's whole personality.

[@Chadmiral]

BRO!! The Chick-fil-A drive thru is so true! After hurricane Ian,me and a coworker went to Home Depot for supplies,and we saw a line at a Chick-fil-A that was ridiculously long!! Probably because a lot of people were without power to cook anything,so it was highly understandable. I also like how Taco Bell kept mutating throughout the whole video lol.

[@coryhafer7285]

Needs a part 2 for sure!

[@shaydy1]

The accuracy of this is hilariously spot on.

[@Salidin111]

No matter what paint, what signs, what ornaments a company who bought a old pizza hut attempts to put on the building the red top will ALWAYS be called pizza hut

[@jamescooley5744]

Which is why you rarely see an ex-McD's..they either tear them down or remove all visible corporate images.

[@abdulazizrex]

That remark on the McDonald’s broken ice cream machine was hilarious!😂

[@sam-ke1zt]

"Unless it's the Snackwrap." I legit just got angry hearing that lol. I loved that thing.

[@adriengriffon]

"Okay, quick reminder that lying is a sin" ...and that's the point I just started laughing in the middle of work.

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Lol. I think I peed me laughing at the Taco Bell Matt talking about the Mexican pizza.

[@SilentTristerosEmpire]

"I combo-ed myself." I LOLed for real!! 🤣🤣😂

[@thfield2417]

Dude, a new Matt Mitchell video makes it a good day - and these "could meets" are the BEST!

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

I love when Chick-fil-A says "you should call it a fall festival burger." Like why not call half tea half lemonade an Arnold Palmer like everyone else? But no, CFA has to call it Sunjoy...

[@SwtTeaLdy]

I'm not sure, but it may be because Arizona Tea is the only brand that can actually use the name "Arnold Palmer" on products. Also, technically an Arnold Palmer is made with unsweetened tea. I'm sure if you order a "Sunjoy", Chick-fil-A will make it with their sweet tea, unless you specify differently.

[@rick_thunder]

My son works at Chick-Fil-A. The name “Arnold Palmer” is trademarked. CFA can’t use it without permission, or having to give royalties to the real Arnold Palmer. So they just made up a name.

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

@@rick_thunder They didn't have to put it on the menu at all. Most places that have tea and lemonade will know to mix them if you ask for an Arnold Palmer. The company doesn't actually have to use the name.

[@rick_thunder]

@@TheGnarlyPigeon I’m totally aware of that. My son says that customers call it an “Arnold Palmer” all the time and the employees know exactly what to serve. But the employees are not allowed to ever say “Arnold Palmer” because it would be trademark infringement. A typical exchange would to like this: Customer: “yeah, and can I have a large Arnold Palmer?” Employee: “yes Ma’am, here is your large Sunjoy.”

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

@@rick_thunder My point still stands. First of all, nobody actually cares whether or not someone says Arnold Palmer. Secondly, they could also say half tea half lemonade. Moral of story: There is nothing wrong with me being amused by the decision to call it Sunjoy.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

I laughed so hard at the Pizza Hut gag.

[@Zundfolge]

Be fun to have Hardee's twin brother Carl's Jr wander in (basically the same character only with a so-cal accent) start giving Hardee's a hard time because he doesn't have to compete with In-n-out.

[@danielleking262]

😂😂😂

[@sissinoklahoma2057]

Need a LOVE THIS button. Like is just so much of an understatement! Thanks,Matt!

[@willm.1002]

Matt is so talented. Watch his other video where all the dollar stores meet. Hilarious !

[@Polythene_Pam]

Of COURSE Wendy's is just kicked back roasting everyone. 😆

[@Ryvaken]

Now if only they put the same attention to their food.

[@raecreated2161]

I just can't... as soon as the video ended I was given a McDonald's commercial! 😂 Keep the videos coming. I'm lovin' it. 🤣🤣

[@stevenkatie789]

This is painfully accurate. When I have gone to McDonald’s for my husband I hate going. Every time they will literally make me park almost every time even though I am the only person in line. Also at Whataburger I have been stuck in line for a little over an hour because there was only one line and no way out of line.

[@ladybee883]

We were in line for What-A -Burger in Destin, FL. After not moving at all for 20 minutes (no closer to even placing an order), we left and drove on down US Hwy 98 to Chick-fil-A. We were in and had our order within 10 minutes. They had roving teams taking orders from both lines, so it was much quicker.

[@leegraves101]

I waited at Arby’s so long my truck overheated

[@Broke_Guy_78]

I work at McDonald's part time, when you order any burger with a quarter meat you get park just the way it is. Also if its a big order.

[@bradhaines3142]

​@@leegraves101 bruh if your truck overheats when parked you need a new truck

[@autotile6400]

“We have stuff on the menu but never actually have them” that is way too true

[@kd1841]

Brilliant Matt! Absolutely brilliant! 😆

[@kfchero2]

My 2 favorite parts are Arby’s constantly asking what is a customer and Pizza Hut changing but still looking the same since no one changes the roof

[@SuHu62]

Seriously, how do you not already have 100,000 subscribers?

[@jnerdsblog]

My god dude, your arcade collection is TOP EFFING NOTCH.

[@skippy1071]

Our TitleMax was a Mrs. Winners. And that Hardee's fried chicken was legit!!!

[@willp.8120]

Are you in Cartersville, because their Mrs. Winners became a Title Max.

[@skippy1071]

@@willp.8120 - Rome!

[@willp.8120]

@@skippy1071 Maybe they have the same owners.

[@michelangelo49]

Love how Arby's just keeps asking what's a customer 😂😂

[@wilm3864]

3:04 - That certainly is true. At the Wendy's near me, I don't care if there are only two people ahead of me. I will wait a LONG time.

[@barbaraerlinger5487]

I love that chick fil a throws up at the end 😆

[@ln6964]

The Whataburger line about waiting forever and questioning life choices is so legit. I hate Whataburger being the only option on nightshifts. We actually had to ban our employees from going there for their breaks because they'd get stuck in the drive thru line for an hr and a post (Security) would go unwatched.

[@bozimmerman]

But the toquitos after 11pm are worth it. I get there and the line winds around the restaurant like a coiled snake. I thought I found a way around it once: I downloaded the APP, and placed my order online. Yea -- didn't help. :/

[@collegebro85]

Just goes to show how vastly superior it is to everyone else…just facts

[@wednesday181]

I long ago gave up on dealing with the WB drive-thru life and now pop inside to order mine to-go from the counter. They have it out to me in less than 5 minutes every time at this point, it feels like a cheat code.

[@nahor88]

@@bozimmerman Nah nah... the REAL problems started with Covid. All Whataburgers used to have their dining room open 24 hours. Now as far as I know they're only open till 10. Now if you want that satisfying fix after a night of partying on 6th st or Rainey st, you HAVE to wait in that stupid ass line. If you don't recognize those locations, you're a redneck backwater Texan (or from one of those random states that has Whataburger now).

[@bradhaines3142]

​@@wednesday181 i know sharing is caring but bro have limits. we cant tell everyone our secrets

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

McDonald’s, ‘If it’s broke, dont fix it.’ I’m ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣 So TRUE!

[@andrewhill3278]

"So is unseasoned chicken..." I'm so happy Popeyes primary purpose here was to roast Chick-Fil-A.

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

Which is ironic because Chick-Fil-a is better

[@varsoonhks3211]

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 Just because you spent more money on it doesn't make it better, sweetheart.

[@stephaniewordwoman]

I still maintain that part of the reason for the pandemic was, God saw Popeye’s trying to complete with CFA and said, “Y’all keep on…”

[@Agentfirestarter]

@@varsoonhks3211 Chick-fil-A is so much better

[@varsoonhks3211]

@@Agentfirestarter Your local Popeyes workers are slacking, then. Chik-fil-a is alright but the cost for quality fails to compare, especially when just comparing the Chicken Sandwich. This is the most apt point of comparison, too, as Chik-fil-a's primary focus is as a chicken sandwich place so it's pathetic that their sandwich gets so easily blown out by Popeye's. I do prefer Chik-fil-a's macaroni but a single serving costs almost as much as buying a whole tray would be from the store. It's absurd.

[@reginabillotti]

The broken ice cream machines at McDonald's don't stop in the US. Once i tried to get ice cream from a McDonald's when i was on vacation in Canada and it was broken there too. So instead I went and got ice cream bars from a convenience store a few doors down.

[@lukeg.6683]

Funny part about 1:38 is that the Chick-fil-A I work at is stationed right next to a hooters!

[@JessicaBennett-if6gx]

I worked for BK, CFA, and Culver's and let me tell you... This is 100% how we communicate with each other 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[@jenniferkeeponfighting7561]

Went through the DQ drive thru the other day and I thanked the young lady for my ice cream. She said "my pleasure" and everyone in the car got quiet. I drove away and my son asked "did she seriously say that? Is she allowed?" Like it was Twilight Zone or something 😂

[@carryeveryday910]

Bro the whataburger one is so accurate lmaaao. I’ve sat in that line wondering if the store was even still open at times lmao.

[@g-man3785]

Loved the pre-merger Hardee's coffee cup. I remember as a kid watching my grandfather drink coffee from his.

[@jreyman]

Hardee's is much better now that it's part of CKE.

[@jaykelley3707]

Still got one of those cups

[@flower-the-earth]

And make another one of these too, please! lolol They're both my favorites. We shop and eat at the same places and you NAILED them. The nuances are amazing!

[@jhomrich89]

would love to see a part two with different restaurants

[@lemhanback9595]

This was the funniest video yet, keep up the good work. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@bobbigirl9983]

Matt you are a freeking genius! 🤪🤣😎🙏😊❤️

[@jdmoncada8205]

The absolute accuracy! I went to a Whattaburger for the first time last month, and I did stay in the line a long time thinking about my choices. And the "I comboed myself" was brilliant.

[@ryanflake3481]

Gaw damn Matt is funny. As a Californian, broke my heart not to see In-n-Out.... but hey, thems the breaks.

[@shanonwelch9995]

Right!?!? But at the same time, Most of In N Out's jokes were represented by Chick-fil-A. Squeaky clean atmosphere, long as lines, religious.

[@llmkursk8254]

Sorry man, but we’ll let you back in when the animal style fries are put back on the menu

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Nothing special about In-n-Out.

[@deusvult6920]

In n out isn't that good.

[@dansheffield4021]

@@deusvult6920 Depends on the franchise, some are better than others. Would have loved to see a little Texas California rivalry between WB and IAO

[@merlball8520]

Dude, I know I'm late to the party and I just watched this tonight, but I had to tell you this was really freaking funny. Great stuff! Kudos!

[@UndeadJohnGaming]

Just that "Oh no!" covering the ears lmao

[@PhantomSavage]

Jack-in-the-Box was supposed to attend the meeting but he got way too stoned and completely forgot about it.

[@ScottGrammer]

Mike, if I may suggest, "If Thrift Stores Could Meet."

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Goodwill, Salvation Army, the local mom and pop thrift store, and the scary thrift store where you gamble whether you'll catch roaches, lice, and/or bedbugs from any item you purchase.

[@KingKerosene]

@@ImNotaRussianBot don't forget about Value Village

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@ImNotaRussianBot Also STD's. Knew someone who caught one after trying on a pair of jeans.

[@tertalksevents2day]

Yeah “Mike”. Tell Matt to get on that would ya?? 🤣

[@msmaria5039]

Does Traderbakers count?

[@zachwhitlow4]

I was ROTFL at "Yeah those are actually the instructions on your Ice Cream machine."

[@srice6231]

I was laughing so much I had to watch this twice!

[@heathb4319]

I had to keep backing the video up to keep up while laughing.

[@epgamer1145]

I love how chick-fil-A and whataburger are the only ones who figured out the best way to run a business, and not much can be said against them.

[@whatisavehicle]

I worked at an Arby's for a few months, and with the amount of customers we actually got I was convinced they were laundering money or something through there

[@YachtsOnTheReg7]

Arby's gyros are actually not bad.

[@whatisavehicle]

@@YachtsOnTheReg7 They're definitely the best thing on the menu, they were the only thing I would willingly get for the employee meal

[@rockylane7830]

Matt Mitchell, after watching your videos for several months, this one finally won me over & won you a new subscriber. 😁

[@aarondouglas3772]

As someone from Texas, whata is really like that.

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Correct

[@jessicacolegrove4152]

😭 all the stores here in SA got rid of the jalapeno cheddar biscuits

[@america1st721]

6:15 P.M. at my local popeyes... "We are out of chicken, is there anything else you want?" True story...

[@lindafry8015]

Culvers! You're missing the burger cousin to Chik fil a. They are always really nice & are known for their butter burgers & concrete mixers. However they are open on Sunday.

[@willp.8120]

@ユジン There are some in Georgia. There is one about five miles from me

[@jennifers550]

We have some here in Florida too. Have one about ten minutes from my house. 🙂 Love Culver's.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Culver's is coming to North Carolina! Must have followed Wegman's down south.

[@Crystal_curls85]

Omg, i just found This channel. Very funny, im cracking up 😂😂😂😂 lol