Alpha Chow | Infomercials | Adult Swim

[@Lessssssssss]

I love that Kent doesn't shake Brian's hand. It sets up the whole thing nicely.

[@bedelian]

Too be fair, I do the same thing when i meet people with dogs

[@medexamtoolscom]

Brian? Wait, Brian? Is this the origin story for the family guy dog? That would make a certain amount of sense, actually.

[@teaguejelinek4038]

fuk brian

[@NA-AN]

@@medexamtoolscom Huh...

[@ZealanTanner]

It totally does

[@Rottypops]

"What the hell is wrong with your dog, man?" "Theres nothing wrong with my, dog-man"

[@Jubward]

I just noticed that.

[@MintBiscuit]

Miku Ivalice what is your profile picture?

[@RobleViejo]

best part.

[@zaccmp490]

Samg381 calm down, Christ

[@fleshprobe105]

Samg381 eat a bar of soap fuckface

[@XNautPhD]

"Best European scientists in the 1930's" I love the guest's confusion about this line. Nice and subtle.

[@paul5x]

XNautPhD 1:54

[@donaddams8825]

"Modern "science?

[@BoneDaddy69420]

0:56 how he goes for a handshake but he awkwardly ignores him to look at his dog instead.

[@jort93z]

@@BoneDaddy69420 1930's is "modern". the modern era is from the 16th century until now. Usually you mean late modern when talking about modern times, but thats still the 18th century. 1930 is not that long ago in the big scheme of things.

[@Zonatewalter7]

He means nazi scientists.

[@fedorgalkin5018]

"Best European scientist in 1930s" "Wha... what?"

[@VerneDoran]

Well, the Heart of a Dog was written in 1925.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Actually you may not be far off of a demented scentist qualms in this. Maybe some form of black magic because to be real there's no way you can mutate animals to be this way right!... RIGHT? XD

[@keard558]

Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov

[@snowmoutain01]

Never ask a woman her age or a German scientist what they were doing in the 30s.

[@yemo34]

The level of concern on that mans face when he gave his dog away at the beginning of the video to that furry.

[@lilwolfboy2245]

Wahhh!! You noticed that to!!!

[@matthewdouglas8269]

Is he gonna fook my dog

[@c4nid4cid]

@@matthewdouglas8269 wtf no

[@jamesrogers1554]

Did no one notice that the "enhance paw digitation" graphic had an extra toe? That had me rolling in the floor.

[@pexfmezccle]

nice find

[@bobweird2399]

If you are falling out of your chair rolling around the ground over a youtube video, you might wanna get that checked out.

[@Vincente_Guerrero]

How'd you roll into the floor?

[@0gami1tto]

tRonald Dump I don’t get what’s funny. Enhance paw digitation literally means add more digits to the paw. A digit is a finger or toe. Why is it more funny with the picture? Or did you just not know what the words meant.

[@Brunoki22]

Little details. We gotta love em'!

[@jimothyjamothy8971]

I appreciate how they changed the thumbnail so it doesn’t spoil the ending anymore

[@predator5775]

As of this comment they changed it back, unfortunately.

[@xsunflwrr]

@@predator5775 what were the thumbnails like?

[@predator5775]

@@xsunflwrr I'm not sure. I had only seen this video years ago and came across it recently.

[@ohajohaha]

​@@xsunflwrrit was the buff husky

[@xsunflwrr]

​@ohajohaha that's the current one

[@janosmarothy5409]

I love the transition from generic infomercial jingles to bombastic industrial rock as the stakes keep getting raised in the skit

[@postbunnie]

Wait this is a skit all my hopes and dreams have been crushed

[@mottmatt7844]

I love how you can see the clues when you rewatch it. Like how he declines the handshake from a human.

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Also the look he gives the camera when Jimbo is referred to as a mutt.

[@raymondo199blackberry2]

"giving the world to the dogs"

[@certifiedretard7397]

The guy who was the dog man in this video is an absolute legend.

[@MildredFlan]

All adult swim videos put me on edge

[@swamplife3148]

they all turn into a bad trip

[@spectrum4782]

This is the adult swim infomercial special. They're satire's with a message about social standards. You have to look beyond face value to understand them. Watch this house has people in it or unedited footage of a bear. Hard to comprehend but quite interesting. Each one is like a puzzle.

[@roguishpaladin]

Well, it's because there's... ... TOO MANY COOKS.

[@kenc5999]

Spectrum this just reminds me of the “Married with Children” episode when Al gets Buck neutered.

[@donaddams8825]

@@spectrum4782 This may have something to do with the protein powder, steroids, and other "short cuts "used by people who want to be buff.

[@JaxontheOkay]

This escalated way too quickly. Much quicker than any of the other Adult Swim Infomercials.

[@JaxontheOkay]

IT ESCALATED ONE MINUTE IN, WHEN THE FURSUITER SHOWED UP

[@gaswe9236]

that's because it's half the time XD...

[@natemueller3051]

Jaxon the Okay Thad Castle doesn't do subtle

[@robertpryor7225]

Mercifully

[@misschauchatcultistbernie2740]

Want some clairdryl and the chance to change your mind??

[@simionalexandru9546]

Brian *HUMAN*

[@solidcreature5950]

the foreshadowing...

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

[Floss Cat] For what?.

[@solidcreature5950]

i sees it as an emphasis that he's the only human in the studio, at least until the professor come out

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

[Floss Cat] I get it now!.

[@I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity]

Page not found

[@dumptruck3591]

I thought I was having a fever dream when I woke up and saw this

[@Hidden_Lizard]

That's happened to me on Adult Swim before.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

That's most of the Adult Swim lineup in a nutshell.

[@garynewman3505]

I remember when I was a teenager I was tripping on acid and i forgot what show it was from but it was like the white ghost lady thst just pops up on the screen for a couple seconds when I saw that it made me so scared I started freaking out I started googling to ease my mind and couldn't find anything about it. I was literally sitting there in my house just freaking out until the sun came up and found the commercial the next day lol.

[@monkeyglue3]

My owner gave me Alpha Dog Chow. I became human, but now I just sit around and watch KZbin.

[@didgeridoodanielle]

how do you even downgrade with alpha chow?

[@noreski435]

Thanks CHAD

[@lukasvonweidts9681]

Good boy.

[@s3dchr]

He must've mistaken it with the Chinese knock-off, Beta Chow.

[@imjonathan6745]

No you're an american

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

2:27 You can hear him growl when he says "better", hinting at him originally being a dog.

[@TheMagicianPC]

Haven’t seen this episode of Black Mirror

[@zapabeefart3755]

yea the new season is cray cray

[@lowkeeme2819]

If only this was imagine 😂

[@sirspammington6648]

Haven't seen this episode of Blue Mountain State

[@mattdemler3802]

@@sirspammington6648 Or Reacher xd

[@marcussmith7409]

...This whole thing was made just to put a furry costumed bloke in a speedo on national television isn't it?

[@PHNeutre49]

Worth it

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

Badger San looks at me OwO. Badger San instills badger politics in the u.k.

[@JupiterLicorice]

His bolgy wolgy wasn't big enough... *sad uwu*

[@catday6498]

Marcus Smith yes

[@kilIstation]

UwU

[@d.s.parentsr6502]

" What the hell's wrong with your dog, man?" " There's nothing wrong with my Dog-man!"

[@URAYsan]

this is the best piece of furry propaganda ever

[@igotabigbrick7385]

Yes

[@itskevinjustkevin]

If you think that's crazy then check out beastars, BNA and the wize wize beasts of The Wizarding wizdoms oh, that is the kind of furry propaganda that you should be avoiding

[@paulforester2242]

I would hate to have one of those dogs hump my leg. Doggie pile? I would have ran for my life first chance I could.

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@itskevinjustkevin They're great shows, Haven't heard of the wize wize beasts of The Wizarding wizdoms but Beastars and BNA are great, Beastars especially

[@infectedanimal9830]

Paid for by big fur

[@Justin.JM.McNeil]

this guy would make the perfect Booster Gold.

[@ferd617]

Yepper. He made a pretty good Aquaman on _Smallville._ And, of course, Thad Castle is practically Booster's origin story, just in this century. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIfdYWh5l82bb9k

[@ferd617]

(P.S> Does Booster Gold need to be able to scream like a 12-year-old girl? Because, Ritchson's got that on lock. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXyziaRoZ9-hoMU )

[@madscientistshusta]

Dude ur sooooo right

[@ssbbdudes]

Yes

[@Ironmaryable]

you know he does

[@shakehandswithdanger7882]

Jack Reacher's back story is really getting interesting

[@Montesama314]

Jack Reacher, Jack Russell terrier

[@Dcook85]

turn your jack russell INTO A JACKED RUSSELL!!

[@michaeldrakesherman]

My Jack Russell growing up, Poindexter, was SUPER jacked

[@brettgraham7173]

No matter how many times I watch this, me and my dog always get a laugh.

[@eduardogiraldez5471]

Two things came to my head after watching this: -"BECOME AS GODS" -"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

[@jamesducharme1711]

I was getting more "THIS CANNOT CONTINUE" vibes outta this ngl

[@acarter9806]

This went from surrealist to Cthulhu far faster than I am comfortable with

[@jaysonklein6018]

I was gonna go with Dr. Morreau over Cthulhu, but.... whatever floats your boat.

[@happylittleflower7335]

That's one buff fursona

[@not_a_dog14]

Happy Little Flower fun fact that’s actually someone’s fursuit, I thing the guy goes by the name arrow on furaffinity

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"

[@tfracks]

Damn hawt

[@kilIstation]

@@tfracks lol

[@SHINXANTA]

Gross.

[@Northychen]

"The whole world is going to the dogs" Damm that foreshadowing

[@emillelee5999]

"if you want your dog to become the leader of a pack, he's gonna need a six pack"

[@bigpompano1659]

“Hey I’m Brian” *ignores handshake*

[@yoursonisold8743]

"He was overweight and undernourished."

[@relikvija2]

Yourson Isold good spot

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

Could've been fed unhealthy scraps

[@Hahahahaaahaahaa]

It's insane that Dave Green didn't do more after this. Absolute dark-comedy gold.

[@UnownDepth]

yeah

[@sunnowo]

So this is how furries are made? EDIT: 8 year life update, I became a furry lmao

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

I guess so!

[@specterresurrectedstudio1579]

No, I've been to where there are real furries, not humans in fur suits. I wrote a book about it, a memoir.

[@GPU878]

So you've been in Hell.

[@specterresurrectedstudio1579]

When I was a 16 year old atheist I got a peek into hell, my toes were right at the gates when they opened. I looked into the eyes of one person there, I won't tell you his name, you already know what it is.

[@specterresurrectedstudio1579]

I haven't been in it. Won't be going there.

[@Deuteromis]

I just noticed how the host ignores Brian when he came out and went straight for the dog.

[@caseycurran8803]

That took a turn for the worse.... fast. Funny how the 800 number is still on the screen as if anyone would still willingly purchase the product after watching this.

[@ISAAC607]

Furries would

[@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom]

Apparently you don't know most dog owners.

[@marumarujakuson7980]

Snuffie punch man rick and morty

[@HadalStreetlights]

i was disappointed that this wasnt a real product when i encountered this in the wild, late at night, on cable.

[@michellegodwin6567]

In my opinion, this is actually the scariest infomercial I've seen yet... I LOVE IT

[@Userznamerandomized]

SkyCorp Home Video channel: "Let me introduce myself"

[@fairlyregretful]

“don’t you know what dog is backwards?” hardest line

[@Christosan88]

This is somthing one would see watching tv in GTA

[@Anthraxinternational]

Rockstar needs to hire these guys right NAOW!

[@benjotsumal6146]

How awesome would it be if adult swim did a couple of episodes for a show in GTA it'll be kinda like an easter egg

[@kingmob8059]

Benjot Sumal [adult swim] did a radio station for Saints Row The Third and the DJ was Jon Glaser as his voice-distorted character from Delocated. Just one of the many things that made me love that game.

[@Hellseeker1]

"The Best European scientist from 1930's"

[@sheevpalpatine6373]

Must´ve been a German lol.

[@some1jones]

Don't forget the six million dogs transformed using the alpha dog chow 🤔

[@medexamtoolscom]

I'm at least 90% sure they couldn't do that in the 1930s in Europe or else Hitler would have had an army of dogmen fighting for him.

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

Hello gordan!

[@KidCorporate]

Heil yeah!

[@lisanewcar4436]

they added extra digits on the "enhance paw digitation" prints!!! the detail!!!

[@noodlefish8793]

I was just an ordinary fish but my owner fed me Alpha Chow every day and now my fins have been replaced with buff human arms and legs. I am the Alpha Fish now!

[@JS-cq7ut]

Any progress?

[@johnnygreenface]

​@@JS-cq7utwe don't talk about that

[@fuzzylumpkin49]

"If you want your dog to lead the pack, he's going to need a six pack"! LMAO! Genius! ^_^

[@drphiI]

Why would someone name a dog Dumper?

[@jimb.7523]

Now he's Dumperbacca....

[@jellybellyno7849]

he shat on the carpet once and it just stuck

[@michaelsherman3472]

that's pretty self-explanatory

[@thekillers1stfan]

why not?

[@Brett101792]

So glad to see Thad Castle doing so well after his amazing career at BMS!

[@kari7403]

I want to know how they got Dumper's fur on the model, when he is brought on stage. (And Jimbo's.) Its not just a costume. It looks like they glued individual pieces of fur/material onto patches of the guy's skin. It looks creepily awesome! I imagine it took for ever to do. Hopefully it didn't suck too bad taking it off, or itch to wear.

[@inyourhead9714]

Likely a translucent spandex with the fur glued or sewn on

[@Ali-Adamantium]

Ohhhhhh so that's how Ewoks were made

[@crownomancy3220]

exactly

[@TheGeoshark]

Wasn't this a Rick and Morty episode?

[@NelsonDemifur]

Not exactly this but yes

[@yo19951O9rk]

I don't know why this conversation makes me laugh.

[@TheGeoshark]

Tattle Boad Gr8 B8 I R8 8/8

[@SirChucklenutsTM]

this commercial was from universe DA-420

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Tattle Boad its probably the most amazing show on Adult Swim

[@CrapLuckSimon]

Sooo this is what Thad did after football, makes sense

[@lunakitty1990]

WHERE'S MY POCKET PUSSY!!!??!!

[@rocketcow1716]

ITS NOT GAY ITS CALLED HAZING LOOK IT UP

[@coletrickle1775]

Lol. The BMS crowd is small

[@grumbolaya]

What's crazy is this guy became Jack Reacher.

[@shaidyn8278]

A shocking number of Adult Swim / Tim & Eric Alumni went on to do pretty serious work.

[@chadwickerman]

@@shaidyn8278 probably the most notable talent that came out of Adult Swim was perhaps David Liebe Hart. His talent knows no bounds.

[@kabayoniko]

Upon seeing Kent's tail, "is that a butt plug?"

[@CasparLeones]

"A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's" Did that get you hot? It got me hot.

[@pogobear6023]

You should turn down the room temperature

[@scottjeune154]

Total. Agreement. In 5 below weathrr

[@werewook]

The Dawn of The Planet of The Furries.

[@cbayer5012]

I have connections and we can get that made.

[@creeperlamoureux]

_Operators Are Standing By...._

[@Mclovestick]

well i am glad adult swim never changed

[@fungalwater3175]

when you're watching alone: 0:40 when your mum walks in: 4:27

[@1watchnU2]

It's 2019, I'm sure they've gotten all the kinks ironed out by now. I'll give it a try!

[@JonathanSicoli]

I think you'll find that it is mostly kink.

[@1watchnU2]

@@JonathanSicoli 😅

[@pniiice]

haha, heard "paw digitation" and was like "paws turning into hands?"

[@shpongloidia]

Well we really Kronenberged the world didn't we Morty?

[@mfcyeahyouknowme]

EXACTLY. lmfao!!

[@mfcyeahyouknowme]

'Crimes of the Future... Of Dogs!?'

[@MCTaezer]

WE ARE NOT THEM. We. Are not them.

[@queentsareena]

Dumper: /ripped his clothing/ Me : ooo, thet bod, tho Dumper : /shows his tail/ Me : nope

[@carek65]

thesphynx fuck off furry

[@laserfoxalpha1958]

Ok, but that could have just been an off color joke.

[@salamimami9521]

The tail made it better for me ;)

[@ZikolvinesGames]

Dumper: /shows his tail/ Me: Now we're talking

[@christwist8455]

Me: YES!

[@PattyHN727]

Brian: The human *Oh thanks, I couldn't tell if he was a dog or a plant.*

[@Ablaire]

Years later and still find this the most terrifying infomercial.

[@207Richy]

The world has gone to the dogs.

[@NoahGooder]

***** and the furries

[@207Richy]

Jfm Meyers no, just the dogs :)

[@wiiu42]

Jfm Meyers The dogs killed the furries. They realized that the furries were not real dogs and just humans trying to stay in control of the world.

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

[Rick Sanchez] Literally.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

They turned Jimbo into a Wookie

[@gamecuber7]

I can't believe Thad gave up a promising football career for this. I think he really has his priorities straight. Well played sir.

[@daynechastant]

Well, he turned it into a well-placed military job, so good for him.

[@Catboi9000]

when Umbrella tries to make a Comercial: *Operators are standing by*

[@blepies1692]

I like how all the signs are there at the start.

[@Laphin]

PREPARE FOR ALL THE FURRIES TO HOARD THIS VIDEO!

[@albertwolf]

yes i do! XD

[@lunakitty1990]

Jonathan Jones hahaha yup

[@WizardOfToasters]

+Jonathan Jones They have.

[@mievao9084]

hi

[@eclipsedbadger]

I ain't even mad, like yeah I'm a furry I'm laughing my ass off

[@Sifer2]

Man I think Adult Swim really likes to mess with their stoner audience. You know there was some guy watching high off his mind that freaked out when the costume dog took off his mask lol.

[@justinmceachern521]

You've smoked anything other than crack 😂

[@camerongist8569]

That was a very well-made Fursuit.

[@NoahGooder]

Cameron Gist from what I have seen on certain sites its actually someone's suit they sometimes use at cons

[@peytonf9753]

Bluff wolf is the name

[@manttahray3239]

It’s actually snowball from rick and morty promoting his new brand

[@awesomedowney9637]

Omg thank you I thought I was the only one thinking of lawnmower dog episode!!!

[@tradtke101]

Jesus it is Reacher. Dude got that Jason Giombi jaw growth going on

[@bowwing333]

"Don't you know what 'dog' is backwards!?" XD

[@isadoremorgan4581]

Dat fursuit head reveal tho. All furries need to see this. Truly a grand vision for the fandom.

[@NachoCat]

It was hilarious XD

[@Nuggetlover96]

I was horrified while laughing. As a furry I love this though

[@teiyufel-chan5645]

XD

[@nathan528]

Every day we stray further from God's light

[@mueezadam8438]

+Nathan Timm Dogspeed

[@worksa8]

+Nathan Timm God can't help you now.

[@djbeast69]

every day we neglect our dogs right to become god

[@djbeast69]

+General Polenta dog lives matter

[@cipanKACAK]

+jinitron u dont exist too. grow up

[@nicovandermerwe2747]

I can't watch this video without noticing his sweatpants dong the whole time. It's right there.

[@blepies1692]

Packin heat ....

[@Kyran1996]

@@blepies1692 - If you want your dog to become the leader of a pack, he's gotta be packin'.

[@PeasantM0f]

1:14. "Please do not leave me with him!".

[@mujona419]

Welcome to the Comments Section! Here we have: -99% people complaining about the furries in the comments section. -1% actual furries.

[@zinksflame]

+Lucas Warren Me to. x3

[@craftworded]

+Lucas Warren furries suck i really dont get why dress up as an animal...and if you try using the cartoon argument i hate cartoons or the i feel free one...feel free being yourself not weirdly dressing as an animal...

[@mujona419]

NevermindPlays Why don't you go and "nevermind" instead of hating something you don't understand.

[@craftworded]

+Android 87 why i dont understand? This are grown man dressing up as animals...

[@mujona419]

NevermindPlays You don't understand "why" though.

[@mananexus]

hey if I dont have to work anymore I'll be my dogs pet

[@jaxgallagher911]

You're telling me all I have to do is play fetch and sleep all day? Fuck this nine to five.

[@oldmanlogan9616]

But what if they want to castrate you? food for tought...

[@mananexus]

Vinicius Plata No children even better

[@FurryMcMemes]

You guys are nuts I swear, don't change that at all because this was hilarious.

[@austinfaber2247]

0:56 Brian: Hi I'm Brian (Goes for handshake) Kent: (Immediately pets dog)

[@Mehithose]

0:56 my god that awkward hand shakeiwjverkoad

[@mikeyfresch11]

I was up at 4am when this aired for the first time, I swear I was having an acid flashback as I was so tired.

[@Jetstoanywhere]

Dumper being transformed into a small muscle bound dog-man hybrid is forever burnt into my mind and I have Adult swim to thank

[@EHH246]

3:02 It's like if a wookiee and an ewok had a baby.

[@storytimeisnow020]

"do you know what dog means backward ?" Dang

[@SammyRenard]

So in the Adult Swim iceberg there is at the top: adult swim cartoons (ATHF, squidbillies, etc etc etc), then you have underwater which is Off The Air, then you have deeper where things start getting dark which is Adult Swim Smalls, and finally you have the bottom of the ocean which is Infomercials lol

[@ThiccMilkyJuice]

I live in the bottom of the ocean and couldn't be happier

[@Syndicate_01]

@@ThiccMilkyJuice Greetings, fellow bottom feeder.

[@Kitykitycoco]

there is an FMA reference here i can feel it

[@wiiu42]

MoonBunnies Very funny!

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

We don't talk about that episode of FMA.

[@Dirtnap90]

Now we know what's in those Scooby Snacks

[@mitchellwaltmann1872]

“Don’t you know what *DOG* is backwards?

[@__________________________Fred]

To turn your Jack Russel into a *jacked Russel* ! 😂😂

[@pershing5286]

Don't worry, they may be god-like but they still have all the weakness of a dog. And I've got the deadliest one of all. "BRING OUT THE VACUUM CLEANER!"

[@ZakWolf]

(4:58) Dog-ception! Pretty funny stuff.

[@ghastbuster1384]

OMG the husky tho...i wanna know who made the suit head! The face was so cute until he took it off and revealed...um...blech, THAT.

[@kiracaroso]

True, very true.

[@Sharpiesabre2]

Arend Studios

[@patrickreider9552]

FURRIES

[@Sharpiesabre2]

waaay ahead of u buddy ahah

[@ghastbuster1384]

ALAICC Gladly, my friend. Care to join me? ;P

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

0:53 this introduction is hilarious on so many levels

[@matildatheoboldt2261]

It's predictable in such a way where you know it'll slowly descend into madness, but you never know it's gonna start nor where it will end

[@mpbiggame1010]

Okay seeing this after Reacher is on another level of surreality

[@captaingrizzly5698]

u know what.... I don't even like the way my dog lookn at me right now.

[@lindahoyt5690]

Bwaaahahaha!!!

[@Lemmywinks1989]

TAKE MY MONEY! I am ready to bow to our new overlords.

[@itskevinjustkevin]

i only bow to DIO, and DIO shall save me from the dogs

[@chadbrody]

Well, looks like Thad is doing alright since graduating BMS.

[@ffhjvbuydb78eb]

+Michael Zerrillo :D my name is THAD

[@sugarfree3458]

I feel like this is the start of a weird porn.

[@mr.classified6167]

Have you ever read an HB comic. This is Exactly how a porno gets started.

[@geoffreywingfield1793]

Ah, so that's how Reacher knew so much about animal nutrition.