Alpha Male Fails | Try Not to Cry 💪

[@seyeruoynepotsuj]

What speaks to me most at 15:38 is you can tell that lad speaks like his father. The concern and care he shows when his (presumable) father takes a fall has clearly been shown to him in similar situations. Love seeing good people make good people.

[@Jean-rg4sp]

Exactly the clip I liked for the reason you say.

[@conjam86]

the three red cars destroying themselves had me in stitches lol.. wtf

[@edmunddantes7097]

I'm still trying to figure out wtf they were doing

[@myfurryfam365]

1:35 That’s disgusting. He just contaminated the whole thing

[@seamus6994]

Kids shouldn't be hired for any type of food service or catering.

[@lizbethrodriguezvillela2663]

@@seamus6994 doesn't seem like he was hire though. just a dumbass who was there

[@mikedown1250]

Chocolate fountains are gross .

[@free4fire]

@@seamus6994 That looks like a buffet so he ain't working there and from the stories I heard there's also more than enough adults who are just as nasty as kids. Personally I stay away from any food place in which the general public has access to and can temper with the food and where I can't personally clean it before consuming it.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Yah gross

[@DrTomFox]

1:35 I really hope he got charged with something for this. I cannot describe how much I hate this behavior.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Hate it 💯💯💯

[@favoritemustard3542]

*Don't mess with ppl's food!!*

[@keithjacobson1640]

I absolutely agree.

[@Stronggi]

Agreed. Now your freaking saliva and hair is in the food that everyone will eat? Literally deserves a fine or jail

[@childress2931]

Agreed. It’s so disrespectful.

[@ebenerzdrache1584]

15:12 That guy speaks German. He says "Soll ich Stunt machen?" - "Should I do a stunt?". He's not saying "Was I a stud muffin." xD

[@miloradvlaovic]

ROFL at whoever put the text 😂

[@shishinonaito]

FailArmy failing at languages that are not English is a classic a this point

[@donniev8181]

Does it matter? It's a fail either way grammar nazi

[@tigergreg8]

It seem to fit so well into the video clip.

[@Zyk0th]

@@shishinonaito They're not great at English either from what I've seen.

[@rexythedinosaur7693]

1:35 this is the reason why my Golden Corral removed the chocolate fountain.

[@strix.1]

Works so much better on a Slurpee Machine!

[@krashd]

If it's your Golden Corral can't you just put it back?

[@thuphamthi5290]

Is it really yours?

[@davidcopplestone6266]

3:45 This brings "Trouser Snake" to whole new level.

[@sirenknight8007]

I like your comment better than mine, lol

[@POVFlop]

😂

[@TMaxMoment]

I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

[@ultimatez1]

@davidcopplestone6266 he was definitely working with a monster there. 🤣

[@Mr.FunnyShortsVideo]

Yes 😎😎

[@Dharzjinion]

Famous last words: JIMMY NOOOO!!!

[@SceneArtisan]

14:14 isn't a fail, that's winning,.. he's braver than many other dudes for ignoring the potential ignominy from bigots who'd use a cheap, snide sexist comments to mock him or indeed the women. Dude, you go do that again and again, rock on!

[@Ysckemia]

agreed. it doesn't matter if he does the moves right or wrong, he's improving his cardio anyway.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

It's a fail because he gave up.

[@Ysckemia]

@@andrewvelonis5940 i'm choosing to believe that he needed a sip of water.😊

[@shishinonaito]

It is indeed a fail. He's really bad at it and he ended up fleeing

[@longformconversations]

i do applaud him but it is sitll just hilarious to watch how embarrassed he gets then runs away

[@shxdow9807]

9:02 plot twist: *the fish is named jimmy*

[@Lwah0812]

😂😂😂

[@BaldEagle7744]

Mr beast?

[@shxdow9807]

@@BaldEagle7744 I think so :0

[@BaldEagle7744]

@@shxdow9807 haha

[@Akash-zw1jn]

5:01 that's some friendship 😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-cn6zl]

Such a wholesome clip 😁

[@swisscheeze3919]

1:35 I will never eat from a chocolate fountain again…

[@Sir_LynX]

Very much same here, which is why I never eat at buffets, people can't be trusted

[@thuphamthi5290]

Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.

[@bzack6594]

Honestly so disgusting...

[@TheChar45]

Same. It's completely disgusting

[@franck3279]

​@@thuphamthi5290yes, so it’s absolutelly impossible

[@breakingqueengrace]

12:27 this man just watched his whole bank account flash before his eyes for a second there.

[@feynthefallen]

I can not believe how many people in gyms don't set their safety bars right. Lifting without safety bars is a darwin award waiting to happen. Update: In case you don't Lift and don't know what safety bars are, they are structures that keep the weights from crushing you if something goes awry. Ever wonder why weight discs get bigger in diameter before they get thicker? Their radius is your last line of defense in case you drop them and end up under them. That's why power lifters can make do without extra safety bars, but f you do, for instance, squats or bench presses however, you HAVE to have safety bars in place to keep the weights from crushing you if you end up under it.

[@Chiusoxferie]

I can't believe how many adults in these video, only kids do these stupid things in my country😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Tood considering these are from all over the World... you sure?

[@youtubenutzer5482]

You just need to become stronger.

[@junesuprise]

Man that’s one dumb comment Damn

[@feynthefallen]

@@youtubenutzer5482 Strong enough to take a 400lb impact to the spine? That was a VERY dumb thing to say...

[@FreedomVoice365]

Alpha? Just Bros.

[@ScottS-sc4rx]

Yeah. Not really seeing where the alpha enters into this.

[@ReddFoxx1562]

​@ScottS-sc4rx ...they're attempting to show off as if they are, obviously.

[@FreedomVoice365]

@@ReddFoxx1562 A few, not all.

[@he_was_a_skater_dog]

Yep, I was thinking exactly that. Some of the clips are dudes just playing sports (which makes me alpha so I don't know how to feel about this revelation).

[@ReddFoxx1562]

@@he_was_a_skater_dog someone recording themselves playing sports is obviously done just for attention

[@Altair885]

The guy at 3:45. Now he can honestly claim that he's got a big snake in his pants! 😂

[@aidan.w2355]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me 😂

[@mlaprarie]

3:45 "Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

[@sarahguarexick]

😳

[@sarahguarexick]

😳

[@kenziewilliams5029]

💀

[@leslieb.6612]

And you have a baby pfp 💀

[@BulletC12]

4:22 this was life giving them the sign to stop drinking that night😂😂

[@LHyoutube]

5:25 - That noise was more cartoonish than the actual noises in real cartoons! 😂

[@TpotBfdia]

5:26

[@LHyoutube]

@@TpotBfdia - Wait, did you really just correct my timestamp by one second? Because mine was intentionally for the start of the clip itself (to give context), rather than the time the sound occurred 😂

[@TpotBfdia]

​@@LHyoutube i was impatient in your timestamp

[@annoyingdrivatar]

7:50 bro fell like a pencil 💀

[@CalebJones1]

good comment

[@dialedinGandC]

9:21 that's a win.

[@50kArchipelagos]

How does a person ever find all this stuff. So very much work. Much appreciated that you bring much needed laughter.

[@RB-bd5tz]

No work at all. People submit their videos.

[@war_robots7911]

Free advice: never lick a chocolate fountain with your tongue

[@SDFNI3894YR]

this is not 'alpha bro' vid. this is 'why men die earlier than women' vid.

[@failarmy]

good note

[@franck3279]

Anyways, for biologists, the ’alpha male’ is the father teaching by example.

[@Cheerios3000]

@@franck3279 For programmers, alpha is the worst version of software. Needs to be improved and updated to function 😆

[@jessec4677]

@@failarmy This is why Gen Alpha doesn't know what the hell Alpha or Sigma means 😂

[@wonkawilly1123]

​@@Cheerios3000it is also pretty rare to find an alpha male among the progammers

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

5:14 that was such an expensive failure, OMG 😁😂

[@danielmurilooliveiraprado2871]

And the dude who broke it looked like he didn't care.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Why people ever think it's a good idea to stand on a car, I have no idea.

[@yuriski1]

10:15 It wasn't enough for dudes to ruin one car. Not enough to ruin 2 cars. No, they needed to ruin 3 cars.

[@Avxt1n]

lookin for this comment like wtffff

[@broza82]

10:06 what were they thinking of doing here?? Why are they ruining those cars 😢

[@Stone8roke]

The three cars in the garage is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@cartman2dk]

none of them had the skills to do what they tried to do. thats actually impressive.

[@Tassie85]

A hat trick of a fail. A thing of great, stupid beauty.

[@Stone8roke]

Truly marvellous

[@TehButterflyEffect]

The real fail there was the rice burners. Not a single nice car in the garage.

[@Vincent_Beers]

You've lived a very sheltered life if that's the best thing you've ever seen.

[@RatherBeRestoring]

@7:45 gotta give credit for going for the grind on a Lime scooter while wearing a sports coat & khakis. Failed miserably but he tried

[@thuphamthi5290]

Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.

[@ultimatez1]

Spider bro at 4:03 needs some milk. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂 That head wobble though.

[@laurenk1766]

A CB3 fan?

[@m.lanzoni9306]

I thought Spider-Man has superhuman strength.

[@lisachiappetti6092]

I appreciate the vine reference lol 😎

[@AVM26]

1:49 From monocycle to monoball.

[@radarlockeify]

The 'Why did I do that' Chromosome 😅

[@avalonjustin]

In man's search for excitement, many mistakes are made.

[@KalisOfInfinity]

What's up with men and their sus pfps 🤦‍♂️

[@avalonjustin]

@@KalisOfInfinity What does "pfps" mean?

[@thuphamthi5290]

Every mistake is a lesson learned every day.

[@chloesandler]

@@avalonjustin profile pictures

[@davidtaylor1299]

@4:32 I'm still impressed at how high he got.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Yup, that was still like human grasshopper.

[@debskeith]

What makes any of them alpha?

[@failarmy]

agreed

[@tkps]

Coz they were brave enough to post themselves looking like complete prats?

[@Aaron-l6i3z]

They're not you

[@MOHAWKris8]

Alphabet people silly pants!

[@TheGrochu1996]

​@@Aaron-l6i3z youre almost as funny as anyone on the video...

[@Grom76300]

10:55 Secured way to do this training. Kudos to him.

[@Lwah0812]

I was equally proud of him and equally disappointed, still not sure which one wins.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Yup, the guy did everything right except made a small slip. He clearly knows what he's doing. That exercise is impressive.

[@ILIE888ROMANIA]

Best ending

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

5:26 that sound is so comedic 😂

[@danielklimovich]

Sounded like a cartoon 😂

[@eugenedowns2563]

9:07 always make me happy when the fish gets away!

[@DavidIAM99]

Humility is good for the soul. 😂

[@JAW-i5z]

They all made me laugh but the pizza one. That made me cry.

[@cskfans229]

11:26 what happened...?

[@nealsmith1649]

I thought the same thing. Dude is out there trying to better himself. That isn't "dumb" at all.

[@donniev8181]

He wasn't actually lifting weights in a steady routine, he was just bending his arms in different directions

[@Vincent_Beers]

Light weight and just waving his arms around. You can tell it's too light for it to be effective. He's not going far enough or long enough to be using it for stretching and he's not lifting with enough weight to require effort, so no muscle gain. And he's sure not practicing for good form. So if he's getting no practical muscle gain, no valid stretch and no practice experience for good technique, what's he doing? Failing to accomplish anything. He would get more exercise from walking than just flailing his arms around like that.

[@krashd]

@@Vincent_Beers People like you are why folks are afraid to go the gym these days, if they aren't perfect right off the bat they get ridiculed. You need to do better.

[@TQTidiotsatwork]

4:40 Iphone: Even I didn't think I could do this.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Where did the idea of using your phone as a bottle opener come from anyway??

[@RabidSquirrelX]

bro screaming in pain.. *nobody got hurt*

[@donniev8181]

Such an original comment

[@crazylegs8774]

A great writer said: I'm stupid. I know I'm stupid. But when I look around... I know I'm good.

[@BeeMax88]

Every workplace blunder here is a scene worthy of a comedy award!

[@Markus_Andrew]

3:07 I like how the other guy runs to check on the bike instead of his friend. Priorities, right? 😂

[@franck3279]

Maybe he was just a potential buyer of the bike

[@donniev8181]

That's what friends are for!

[@olvialee7221]

Nice ending! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christophermoore6110]

The guy who stepped on his golf club has ISSUES bruh

[@markhostetler6319]

Thanks for this upload! What a great compilation you put together…you had me in stitches laughing!

[@13orrax]

whats it like being a dentist or ER nurse and watching this?

[@Lwah0812]

The sound of money💰💰 🏦

[@jonas90.]

That office wreck with the balls probably got the guy fired xD

[@Nobody-jo3tv]

1:36 non-potable water lol

[@alexcodexxthekinereader1212]

0:13 “And away with ye!” That is sorta the vibe I get from this video im in love with it

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

Some of these are like "What did you expect to happen?"

[@pandumiharja6769]

2:42 that guy needs an anger management theraphy

[@uswhodiedtoday]

Lots of expensive failures in this video 🤣

[@captaincatho]

I’m happy for jimmy

[@TiristorCro]

These fails just pissed me off

[@zm7985]

404 alpha bros not found in this video.

[@cynomain9802]

I don't think breaking an iPhone after using it as a bottle opener is covered in your warranty...

[@mary-ruthprinsen2016]

Definitely not

[@angelhuerta1626]

There is another part I can’t stop laughing at 5:56 😂😂😂

[@angelhuerta1626]

No kidding that was the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@angelhuerta1626]

😂😂😂😂

[@BilboGuyRBLX]

0:07 Bro Took Tidal Wave To A New Level

[@thuphamthi5290]

Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.

[@Spam-defence-2]

Bro died at 97% let's give him respect

[@BilboGuyRBLX]

@@Spam-defence-2 RIP

[@captainwin6333]

@@thuphamthi5290 Not on the alpha-bro agenda I'm afraid.

[@BilboGuyRBLX]

@rmax-319 noticed lol

[@angelhuerta1626]

I literally can’t stop laughing at 2:27 😮➡️😂

[@angelhuerta1626]

No joking that was absolutely funny

[@clinthowe7629]

11:15 pretty decent drive, it didn’t hook or slice, just straight down the glass fairway. 😂

[@donniev8181]

That and it was 6 feet off the ground

[@GigiRockEMO]

Every clip was very fun but 4:17 was hilarious

[@doctormahrio5226]

And their in Ireland. That guy was executed offscreen

[@JonasC22]

that kid at the chocolate fountain makes me so mad 😡 he taints the whole thing this is why we cant have nice things

[@HVT-IdiotsAtWorkUS]

At 1:07, they were about to grab their laptop, but it was washed away into nothingness.

[@franck3279]

Probably a dead laptop already. Guy on the boat wanted to save it for a second take, guy on the board opted for a banger 3nding instead.

[@BaldEagle7744]

I love how he just causally accepted his fate and closed it 😂😂😂

[@TMaxMoment]

I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

[@damianop100]

The last clip was my favorite. It shows all you'll ever need to know about the human species. 😊

[@favoritemustard3542]

Walking your pets & politely breaking wind outdoors? That's a nice thought! 👍

0:07 he disappeared in the waters 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamespatrick1784]

This is why aliens don’t want to make contact with us. I’m sure most of these Zetas are single too. 🤣🤣

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

8:35 honestly that was a pretty nice save.

[@Goldenwhatever]

3:10 Bro was about a hundred pounds past his limit

[@bradleykempker4895]

That scooter crash was so violent 😂

[@robinhatsose]

0:07 He didnt even try to hit it lmao

[@yaolofe3852]

​@rmax-319 That Was Fast!!!!!

[@JuanShiFunny]

3:50 If it were me I wouldn't have been able to stay calm like that.😂😂😂

[@joelmoses565]

That watermelon 🍉 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

[@darrenlee7080]

At 5:55 into the video, when the man falls into the water. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Unfortunate but hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@SethMitchell-qz1qd]

No stupid music, I wish others would do the same!!!!!

[@williammagill9977]

I wish they would paut a laugh track on their vids though.

[@IsaacLewinsonvids2]

(1:35) Augustus Gloop has been quiet since this dropped

[@miguelrivoch]

06:00 contagious laughter

[@AAAFilm-yt7gx]

This video gives me life. :)

[@microbuilder]

What a perfect final video clip lol

[@slunasaurusrex]

10:23 is the front end of that car made of tin foil!? never seen so much damage from a 0.05 mph bump on the nose.

[@splatninja9447]

I'm just impressed it's two out of three cars going to crap in one clip 😂

[@HtxHenry]

I’m trying to understand what was the move for them like what were they trying to accomplish

[@xavier84623]

@@HtxHenry ikr. i guess they were all gona rev their engines then come out the garages together?

[@TIGERIdiot]

1 second before disaster, hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Label07]

Idiocracy is a historical account of what's to come.

[@Vincent_Beers]

History is the past. Prediction is the future. And with mistakes like yours, we're on the way there.

[@mikekent9488]

I love this. Thanks for sharing

[@RajRaushanRajput]

Watching from Bihar INDIA 🇮🇳❤

[@brainseason850]

Watching from Sydney, Australia

[@RajRaushanRajput]

@@brainseason850 wow 🌍🙏 Namaste

[@RajRaushanRajput]

​@rmax-319 Hi from India 🇮🇳 Rajput brother love you ❤❤

[@HAIDANG11111]

Such a comprehensive video is very elaborate. Thank you for bringing laughter.

[@sams-pg7hj]

was that pizza cut into slices before baking? who does that?

[@donniev8181]

Places that sell pizza by the slice, he was probably warming up someone's order

[@HiHello-fv4sz]

Thank you for sharing genuine joy with this video.

[@pureheartedassassin8865]

0:33 what in the hell world is thatt??? Is that animal intestine???

[@jeniphirtaylor-mcintire81]

my new favourite category of Fails.

[@godbluffvdgg]

wrong end of the alphabet...They're all Zetas

[@johnnyboi966]

Omegas? Zeta is around where F is in the English alphabet

[@craftystarky]

4.59 ……is that marge Simpson 😂😂

[@drskynet]

For the "real tough guys", they still had enough humility and self-mockery to share it on the Web 👍🤣

[@franck3279]

More likely their bros not missing an opportunity to trash one another

[@drskynet]

@@franck3279 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lathblade]

5:10 That car rental company is gonna be maaaaddd

[@cookesam6]

That was a very expensive photo lol

[@AA-nc2dv]

11:30 dude in gym, yeah, make fun of someone trying to get in better shape (even if his style is rly messed up) next you can make fun of ppl that feed homeless ppl, nice work.

[@shishinonaito]

Yeah, not getting in better shape by doing things wrong and risking a serious injury, thoug.

[@krashd]

@@shishinonaito Risking a serious injury? Dude is likely the safest person in the gym, he has more chance of teleporting across the room than he does of pulling a muscle.

[@Joseph_KE]

Jimmy,Jimmy! Nooooo🤣🤣

[@mikeeddings432]

People who workout outside are weird.

[@aggieyerex8175]

Because a gym always smells so good.😷

[@brainseason850]

Because they go for a walk or jog in the park!? That’s like saying exercising outside is weird.

[@mikeeddings432]

@@brainseason850 no I mean lifting weights outside or in your driveway is weird.

[@mikeeddings432]

@@aggieyerex8175 no normal person is like " I'm thinking about bringing my workout to the public"

[@nojohny]

People filming while working out are weirdest

[@funnyarea96]

You’ve nailed it with this fail; I’m cracking up!