25 Florida Man Headlines That Have Left Us Speechless

[@RichCale]

Honestly, this one has gone around a long time, but my one local paper once ran a story called "Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police"

[@KoldBreeze]

Mike barely being able to contain his laughter is making me laugh harder 🤣 😆

[@elphiegleason3899]

Same here He’s great trying not to laugh but he can’t help it

[@paulflores6533]

​@@elphiegleason3899😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@feraltaco4783]

My face was dang near purple from laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@JesusIsKing9763]

I typed in “Florida Man February 10th” & my headline was “Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window” 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂😂!!!!

[@dsxa918]

Classic

[@ghostface3655]

I live in Florida, so I get an updated "Florida Man" list every morning, around 7 am! 😂

[@ladymorrigan5950]

Same.

[@ghostface3655]

@Lady Morrigan Always fun waking up to some craziness until you realize it's down the street from ya!! Stay safe!

[@feraltaco4783]

Do you have an app or something? I would love to join in on that. 😂

[@ghostface3655]

@feraltaco4783 LOL, Just the local news brother! That's all I need! 🤣

[@HollieMoodie]

@@feraltaco4783 Just google "Florida Man" and hit the news tab. Holy crap there are so many results that update daily.

[@dminor5085]

You guys should do a video on most ridiculous charges people have been charged with. My favorites so far #1: "Destruction of a tomato" #2: "Conspiracy to steal moonrocks"

[@brianarbenz1329]

I Keokuk, Iowa in the early 1970s, a man with a gun ran through the town one Saturday night asking people to shoot him with the gun. He kept saying he always wanted to be shot. Finally, one "good" samaratin granted the man's wish, taking the gun and _shooting_ him. The local police chief told the news media that after having his wish granted, the man "found out he didn't want to be shot near as much as he thought he he did."

[@PADS62]

😂😅😂

[@amberkat8147]

Sometimes you have to try a bad idea to find out just how bad it was. I wasn't expecting being shot to be on that list, though.

[@jonathanseibert8832]

**Florida man makes KZbin video about shocking Florida men

[@danikafast6453]

😂 THIS

[@Christopher-qe9fu]

*Florida man clicks a post and reads a toast , butters his head and scratches his bread*

[@ivegonehollow9364]

Lol

[@mattakins3422]

I miss Mike laughing this hard...

[@truckerprincess4383]

I was born in Tampa Hillsborough County. Raised in new port richey fl pasco county . So glad I moved to Maryland best decision I ever made

[@list25]

I'm from South Tampa!

[@thegingergyrl455]

Loving the hoodie! Hilarious list, Mike…thanks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😎👍🏻

[@emmalahenry4306]

The southern thing is "This is the South and we're proud of our crazy people. We don't hide them up in the attic, we bring them right down to the living room to show them off! No one in the south ever asks if you have crazy people in you family , they just ask what side they're on.' - Dixie Carter

[@baire702]

Happy birthday yesterday, to you Mike. I hope it was a very happy birthday.

[@list25]

Thank you! I mostly worked but I celebrated last weekend instead lol.

[@TheBlindDyslexic]

God, I remember years ago when Sears was still open, and I heard a woman Through the wall between the Security Office and the Dock say: I may Steal, but I don't Steal from the Mall.' Sears was One of the 4 anchor stores of Woodland Hills Mall (Sadly my Sears closed in 2019 and will be a Scheel's in 2024 after tearing it down. So apparently we cannot even hold onto managers either.)

[@rosebrown4799]

Have an incredible birthday Mike and many more.

[@list25]

Thank you so much!!

[@rosebrown4799]

You are welcome hope you had fun 😊

[@carollewallingford9716]

This one was really funny. 😊

[@merrileeheard3889]

OMG, I haven't even finished watching and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying😂😂 hope you had a great birthday. My sister turned 65 on the 21st.

[@MrStupidarmy]

This is the hardest no laughing challenge i did without no laughing challenge.

[@micheleperkins1956]

Oh great. I watched this before bed. Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Or die laughing. Jury's out at this point.

[@MaryAnnMaldonado1994]

😮Oh Florida...and I thought that Californians were NIMRODS🙄...nice to know, that Floridans are RIGHT THERE with us.... 🤨🧐@List25 😮Mike, how about doing this same type of lists...for EACH STATE OF THE US???

[@amyrussell860]

@maryannmaldonado2012@'California man' lacks the cachet of 'Florida man' in news headlines.

[@FearTheNobodies1]

I can hear Tristan saying, "These are your people, Mike. Are you proud of yourself?" Lol

[@TheDLB626]

0:55 sounds like this woman needs the Manscaped lawn mower 4.0 🤣🤣🤣

[@floridaboz1]

As a Floridaman myself, i can confirm a lot of stuff goes unreported.... This is just the list of the reported stuff. I am so sad that Wal Mart is no longer open 24/7, weird things man....

[@ladymorrigan5950]

IKR? I used to enjoy shopping in the early morning hours. It less crowded but occasionally interesting

[@floridaboz1]

@@ladymorrigan5950 I used to go there in the middle of the night just because i hate being around people, but i also enjoyed the entertainment that came with it... Most of the time everything was normal, but those rare times when it was not normal made those late night trips worth it

[@stephenrigby1202]

So true...so many crazy things happen here in Florida that don't get reported😂😂

[@patticampana9458]

What a fun video. May sound crass because of content, but your delivery made me laugh! Thanks Mike🙃✌️

[@theresacarpenter6681]

Aw Mike, you know you don't have to read about them, just leave your house and look around.!! Great video that made me almost miss living there.

[@list25]

I've seen some things....

[@jcfreak4ever1]

@@list25 Do we even _wanna_ know what kinda things, buddy?? 😵😵‍💫

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Great video Mike and here’s me thinking Bogans and Victorians here in Australia were both dumb and insane. 😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Hilarious video thanks for sharing 😂🤣😂

[@14gears55]

Shouldn’t it be more that alligators, snakes, and mosquitos have to cope with the dangerous people of Florida than the other way around?

[@LilFoxyCosplay]

Every time i need a laugh i look up florida man lists 😂😂

[@foxywolf1777]

As an old ER nurse, I worked a trauma case were a stabbing victim denied some drugs under his ⚾'s were denied by him, as he stated he found them on the floor, at a dance club, and was going to try to find the owner😲🤭 I live just up in GA🐾🦊🐺

[@vickiewallace415]

Yeah…I work in Atl at a rehab…That one and…someone pooped my pants… no, not me somebody else!

[@5ivebandz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariamcolon7373]

Mike, you are too funny! I love this show.

[@list25]

Thank you! Spread the word!

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

@@list25 I have heard of they not my drugs and these pants are not mine, but thats not my penis excuse is a new one!

[@jcfreak4ever1]

I will admit, some of this was rather risqué, but it was still both doggone baffling and hilarious, and I never get tired of seeing you laugh, Mike! 🤣

[@EdnaK728]

Some people in my hometown of Springfield get arrested for very baffling reasons too

[@andeeharry]

The world is full of quirky characters I must say and I must say, this is great. Poor Mike though

[@brandonldortch5606]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a very long time! Thank you Mike!

[@chloejohnson6861]

I remember one was "Florida man running from police stops to sip from a stolen Capri Sun, and then says it's important to stay hydrated." My favorite part of that headline is that they say that the Capri Sun was stolen.

[@Donathon-xt2nl]

Love the old school Bucs mascot on your shirt....

[@kubek]

Top secret fact about Florida Man: It's the same guy.

[@list25]

Worst super hero ever

[@maryrosekent8223]

Florida exists for our amusement!

[@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K]

Excellent video 🏆 Those headlines are just about as funny as Mike losin it Haha ❤

[@raymondmartin6737]

Was the Space Force Base near Cocoa Beach. My wife and I spent 2 months on Merritt Island near there and went to the Beach nearby this past winter. Maybe he was sent by Captain Kirk.

[@shawnastar77]

This might be the best video I’ve seen in soooooo long!!!!! Your laugh is amazing!! It’s making me laugh more than the subject!

[@list25]

I have a lot of fun with lists lol

[@feraltaco4783]

I was already laughing but Mike cracking up had me wheezing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@janicenakamura1317]

OMG this is the hardest I've laughed all MONTH! Greetings from Sacramento, California

[@list25]

Hello!

[@zodarian6705]

There was actually a video of the dude with the parrot screaming for help and the cops showing up it's freaking awesome

[@janicerudeen210]

One of the funniest yet!!!

[@KattMurr]

Great story to start with!!! LMFAO!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheBlindDyslexic]

I swear Officer, I never knew Winky the Oned Wheesle even did drugs.

[@leenull6693]

I love yalls videos. 😅😂

[@list25]

Why, thank you!

[@MarthanearSeattle]

More Florida Man please.

[@briansmistek2068]

Hysterical!😂

[@princessforanight8579]

Mike, you've lost a ton of weight and look great, well done

[@list25]

Why thank you!

[@deevids5362]

Wait is Mike a Florida man? I never knew.

[@list25]

Born and raised

[@PADS62]

​@@list25 What area Mike? I lived in the outskirts of Miami in an area called Perrine & culture ridge... not far from cutler bay (went to whispering pines elem, and cutler ridge Jr high & southridge sr). Know any of these places?

[@johnnicolemarata214]

as a Florida man yourself mike...what have you done or guilty of doing yourself? haha! it doesn't really need to be something you get arrested though. lol! but somewhat literally same craziness. haha! can't wait for your answer.

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

I haven't laughed this hard all week.

[@MrDudareal]

Jelly Roll is Dope artist with Cool Back Story

[@abatmanwriter5186]

These were great! I hope down the line that you'll do 25 MORE since clearly 25 wasn't enough.

[@doingstuffwithrus6574]

😂 Number 11 was a real knee slapper, LoL 😆. Kept farting! No curticey flushes! 💨

[@grey_wolf_tg2235]

My neighbour was trying to get back in to her house as her roommate/ lover had kicked her out, and told police she had her father's ashes, and her blow in there, that she needed to get. Apparently she'd been in run-ins with the police several times and we often hear her making a scene. We now call it the Blow Show.

[@floridaboy.californiaman.649]

As a native of Florida ( my) (home ! ) I know all about the Florida man stuff. 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♀️🌴☀️

[@ppercut]

this is why us british call the loss of the war of a lucky escape

[@mtlnascarfan]

This video can only be summed up in two words... BATH SALTS!!!!!

[@TheBlindDyslexic]

Wait a second. The Man with Wires connected to his Junk, had the Last name of JANKINS. OOKKK.

[@georgejones3526]

18. Of course there really are alien dragons, everybody knows that, everybody knows it’s true.

[@darkones12345]

As a Florida man, I'm amazed you were able to even edit enough for a vid....😂

[@sarahwardle5556]

This video was hilarious

[@list25]

Why thank you

[@SwampNymph522]

My family just moved to Florida and I like to joke with my parents about how much money they’ll save on entertainment all they need is the news.

[@jimarmstrong4282]

Jelly Roll is actually pretty awesome !!

[@debbieellett9093]

You always make my day! Thinking I may me in love.😀

[@richewilson6394]

I don't know if there must have had a new person working the desk at the Porsche dealership but I'm pretty sure that's what happened because how else can you freaking miss that they are not checks? It have to be somebody that was born after 2005 in order to not know this.

[@seeingtheforest9529]

Earle Stevens is my new hero!

[@WayneCAlderman]

yup Florida is the craziest place on earth, even we have summer all year long, soon as you walk outside you have to take another bath

[@vanhasydan4754]

On and around the full moon, that's when some of the more strange things happen

[@swolpertinger5004]

As someone once said (not an exact quote) "Florida Man is like the Bermuda Triangle. It's not that weird stuff happens all the time or is exclusive there, just more publicized".

[@stephenrigby1202]

Omg! Knew Dale (Crenshaw) had to make that list!!!😂😂😂 There was also a time he held up the SWAT team with a shot gun(with his feet) before running off in the woods

[@leenull6693]

Not just a summer day also during the winter time too lol🎉

[@kevinsmith3557]

It’s sunshine act + 🐊

[@mcxtwxstx]

It’s only May and I’m dying in this FL humidity….

[@richewilson6394]

I wonder how many new laws are going to be created in Florida alone in the past 10 years. Also I wonder what the insurance rates are down there too.Are they astronomically high or are they just not going to pay for Florida man activities.

[@jerryk4400]

Great video Mike. The Florida women was the best, more please. And yes I am a Florida man.

[@MelandriaSurewind]

I lived in Niceville!

[@gregyeah]

From FL. Known some carney's they are a breed of there own.

[@tntadventures9648]

Florida man here lol 😆

[@julianaylor4351]

Number 24 is totally 😂 and 🤢🤮. Unreal, so much I doubt anyone could have written that tale. 😂 I'm laughing so much at some of this stuff, it hurts and .....😂.

[@ladymorrigan5950]

Omg! He mentioned Live Oak & Lake City! 😂

[@raymondmartin6737]

I know what you mean, having recently lived in Florida. These men did this Pro- Boner!

[@summerrayne42]

This has to be one of the best ones 😂! Plus, the Porsche guy reminded me a little bit of the movie, “Catch Me if You Can”! 😃

[@micahgoingback1771]

Number 5: I bet that parrot 🐦 screaming like a woman, saw a murder or a bunch of porn.😅😂

[@joanhoffman3702]

New state slogan: Florida. There’s definitely something in the water.

[@HackiePuffs]

There’s a thing on the internet that says to search up “Florida Man (your birthday)” I got the number 2 entry 🤣

[@floridaboz1]

I just googled floridaman and my birthday, i now regret it

[@user-vm5ud4xw6n]

I can’t take it!!

[@petermontoya1796]

Hey bro, you better watch out !! You are from Florida !! One day, you might be the infamous, "Florida Man !!"

[@RaeRae091010]

Funny this is uploaded while im in fl now on vacay lmao

[@list25]

Welcome

[@MidwestLori77]

Definitely the most unhinged video I've seen on this channel. Good job!!

[@jenniferfields10]

I got one for ya' from my state: An Oregon couple leaves an 8-ball of crack as a tip for their waitress, then sits in their car in the parking lot getting high, which gave the police enough time to arrive and arrest them.

[@indadrops9492]

Florida 🫣

[@char1737]

Florida man throws alligator through drive through window charged with assault!

[@koriw1701]

Sing me the song of your people, Mike! I love to hear you giggling like a school girl once again! It's been awhile since you were so unglued.

[@mom5catskyle596]

My friend and I went to Disney World in August because it was way cooler and less humid (only 80* counting for humidity compared to 98* in New Orleans not counting for humidity). Most Florida people have no clue as to what real heat and humidity is, seeing as how most of Florida is a lot closer to either the ocean or the Gulf than New Orleans is. The breezes over our river, lakes, bayous and marshes are hot.

[@charlayned]

15 miles from Galveston. More 100 degree days this past 2 months, with 75% humidity. But we used to do Saint games in August and September an yeah, it's nasty down there too.

[@badkitty6355]

I would have liked hearing the one about the guy with the pickle or the one that molested a bunch of stuffed animals or the one who collected 75 pool floaties. These are just some of the really odd ones out there that are a hoot.

[@miketootall2973]

Bro said he was only drinking at the stop signs & red lights lmao

[@annconover1277]

It's called sunshine laws Mike.

[@msn64man1]

Florida man

[@elizabethbarringer2791]

Craziest thing I see about Florida man. That the majority are transplants from North and South Carolina. So what we're really seeing is Carolina man.