25 Outrageous Florida Man Antics

[@dillonm2526]

YES!!! More Florida Man stories 😂

[@user-ft7jo1ov2j]

Nah just a lot of the same ones

[@col.mustard1233]

My Florida Man hero is the older gent who when an alligator grabbed his dog, jumped into the water, saved the dog AND managed to keep his stogie firmly in his mouth!

[@janusloggins876]

He is my hero too!

[@KoldBreeze]

I can't wait to see Mike trying to hold back from laughing and fail 😂😂😂

[@jerelull9629]

Mike's always inwardly laughing, AFAICT. A really cheerful kinda guy.

[@jerelull9629]

at or before 11:13, he lost it on the guy breaking in to suck on toes, Christmas Eve. THAT's Florida Man!

[@andelibra]

ME TOO!!!!

[@tiki_trash]

Montana woman: I had a neighbor whose boyfriend (ex-sheriff's deputy) was growing pot in his basement. Thieves broke into his house and stole among other things his pot plants. Girlfriend called the cops to report that all the plants were stolen.

[@arnold8746]

That was illegal at one time, nowadays we grow weed on the front lawn.

[@randaltotten9358]

Not in Florida unless you're a cop

[@kellimoorer9032]

🤣

[@tiki_trash]

@@kellimoorer9032 The guy got off with probation, this was at the time that people got prison time for that shit.

[@shantellebarnett2592]

I’m from Florida. One day my husband and I went to get on the bus and this guy with a sheer curtain over him walked onto the bus and proceeded to sit down without paying. The bus driver said “hey you need to pay” and the man turned around and asked the “you can see me” We laughed so hard😂😂😂

[@merrileeheard3889]

You can't make this stuff up! Absolutely insane! Great list Mike!

[@zodarian6705]

You just got a like for the Staples joke alone!😂

[@inannanightingale9718]

Not in Florida but I knew a dude who, in his younger years, thought it would be a great idea to break into the police station to try and steal confiscated drugs. Of course he was noticed immediately and ran and was somehow able to get out and hide. Feeling like he had escaped, he made his way to the main road and started trying to flag down a ride. He waved down the only car on the road at that time of night... the police car who had gone out looking for him. He dressed like a pirate and had a very distinctive hat so of course they just looked at him and took him straight in to the station for breaking in. Needless to say he was already on a few things when he did all of this so the logic wasn't all there.

[@jaquigreenlees]

That's odder than me getting picked up by the local police when I was drunk and walking home, since the officer drove me home and watched me unlock the door and go inside before he left.

[@shrektheogrelord6435]

Reminds me of the Florida men who used a tractor trailer to steal 1.6 million dollars of beer from a factory

[@ineedavaykation4016]

Mike is the best🏆!!!! Makes this channel worth the sub❤

[@baliyae]

I’ve lived in Florida for almost nine years (moved here from New Jersey in 2014), but I find these stories amusing. 😂

[@whyarewealwaysyelling]

Mike = Florida Man 😮

[@Cash62711]

I AM PROUD TO BE A FLORIDA MAN

[@billyjackmedley]

Craziest thing in this video is a Florida man claiming not all Florida people are crazy.

[@col.mustard1233]

We're not all crazy, some are crazy the rest on meth!

[@lisachiappetti6092]

The funniest thing is I'm pretty sure Mike himself has a few screws loose lol. If he sees this I mean nothing but love. Everyone has a few screws loose lol it's what makes you interesting my man! Never lose that part of yourself ❤️

[@laurendoe168]

The craziest Florida Man is our Governor Ron DeSantis. Replace his name with "Florida Man" into any news story and it'll make a lot more sense. Example: Florida Man calls covid a hoax, bans mask mandates, and forces thousands of kids into confined spaces (aka schools). Another: Florida Man fires state worker for disseminating accurate covid data.

[@col.mustard1233]

DeSantis 24!

[@Washougalite1]

​@@col.mustard1233😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tazman269]

If the water is wet, alligator. LOL

[@JV-pu8kx]

Let's hope the water is wet.

[@col.mustard1233]

That depends on how much meth you smoked!

[@LicheLordofUndead]

You know, this makes Vegas sound almost normal

[@flaguy20]

Proud Florida native born and raised!

[@NormaWills]

I live in a 55+ community in South Florida. One man was walking his dog on the grass next to the community golf course and another man started shooting a rifle at him. After 5 rounds were shot (only 1 hit), the enraged man went back to his golf cart & grab one of his golf clubs and started beating the dog walker with it. Another one person in our community broke into his next-door neighbor's condo to steal a cigarette with the owner still home. He was upset that he got hit with a baseball bat when he got caught. We had another incident where 2 guys were playing pool in the club house. After the game was over, one guy was going to head home. The other guy didn't want him to leave and attached him with the pool cue. And to think this is only a few of the incidents that have happened here in the past 2 years.

[@kenneth9874]

Go spend a month in the south side of Chicago

[@mobiusbelts3607]

@@kenneth9874Why?

[@kenneth9874]

@@mobiusbelts3607 see if you're safer

[@mattb3846]

Let me guess, The Villages?

[@gaillewis5472]

Hold on tight. Idalia is coming. Stay safe. 💖

[@CarringtonHollister]

Idalia is coming for Georgia and the Carolinas as well.

[@gaillewis5472]

@@CarringtonHollister You also stay safe 💖

[@joannewilson1162]

Lizards…you forgot lizards everywhere…😂😂😂

[@USSoulSniper]

Hahaha, I love the crazy stories from Florida! Thanks Mike!

[@anneholden9908]

Loved it! Especially if there's a body of water, lake,river,puddle, swimming pool... there's an alligator in it!

[@col.mustard1233]

We've got to be the only State that part of your golf set up is a gun!

[@TheDisneylover23]

Having lived in Florida for over 20 years, I can confirm, everything Mike said here is true! We are an interesting bunch, but mostly harmless, lol! I am certain that Florida would be the winner of the most Darwin Awards given by state if anyone ever counted it up.

[@kg2609]

Love ya Mike!

[@karenlafrentz]

lol Great video! The stories were so funny but watching Mike trying to keep it together was funnier! You did better than me!! I live in Queensland, Australia and we have a similar climate as Florida. Your Alligators are so subdued compared to our Crocs especially our salties, those bastards are serious! You can't go anywhere near a body of water in the bush! We do have freshies, they are a LOT quieter than salties! As their names suggest freshies also known as Freshwater and salties are Saltwater croc's but salties are WAY more aggressive. Scary thing with Salties is they live in saltwater {duh right?!} but they can live in freshwater too. Add 9 of the top 10 most venomous snakes and yeah that's us lol. I love my country!

[@douglasmcneil8413]

That's a great coffee cup.

[@kurtregenhardt1250]

Come on Mike... it's 2023 and we need equality! Time for "Florida woman "

[@crystalyngomez2123]

As someone that lives in Florida, I seriously think it’s the sun that melts the brain 😂😂😂😂

[@tamibenz6626]

I’m from Alberta how about cuddling with a Grizzly, wolf and a Beaver??

[@tiki_trash]

Montana here, I saw 2 kids on bicycles chasing a moose in town. I yelled at them and gave them a lecture.

[@col.mustard1233]

We have more than just gators, we've got black bears, wolves, panthers, boas, several deadly spiders some of which can span, at the legs, 8-10 inches and hunt birds, plus 3-4 sharks species that are fond of eating people, salt water crocodiles, and scores of fish that can poison, stab or flat out swallow a human.

[@ChIGuY-town22_]

Are they on meth?

[@tamibenz6626]

@@col.mustard1233 Ya I was being sarcastic, you need to show respect to the wildlife. Thankfully it gets cold 🥶 enough here we don’t have to worry about most of those creepy crawlers!! 🤞🏻

[@matthewdrummond1340]

Sprayed 30 people with bear spray for candles, phucking candles!?!?!

[@Exodus_20_Deuteronomy_5]

In all fairness, The rest of the world has "Florida man" , but for those of us in Florida, we have "Polk County man"

[@col.mustard1233]

Love me some Grady Judd flash cards!

[@RebelZoe1804]

Hey Polk raised here yes all of Florida hates us 😂, I’ve heard if the guards in prison find out your from Polk County they will beat up just on GP or the hell of it, they say Ppl from Polk did it, or about to do it.

[@katherinekelly5380]

There is a crazy Florida man who keeps insisting he won the US 2020 election 🤷‍♀️

[@col.mustard1233]

He's a New York transplant, we don't claim him!....DeSantis 24!

[@joshua.recovers]

8:24 Perhaps he knew he was going to be caught and grinned because he knew he stashed the money so well that he wouldn't have to worry about it being found when he got out.

[@Baldevi]

That's a good theory there! He sure looked dern pleased with himself!

[@zodarian6705]

I was thinking the same thing when they said they never found the money

[@JPriz416]

I'm glad to see your a Tom Brady fan. I had the honor to watch him become the goat of the NFL.

[@merrileeheard3889]

Maybe the naked man was trying to keep his clothes dry! 😂😂

[@subzero07094]

Every state has crazy people it's just that Florida publishes all the crazy things that their residents do. So if other states adopted the same journalism habits as they have in Florida we could just as easily have Idaho Man, Vermont Man or Wyoming Man.

[@list25]

This is exactly correct

[@sevenflashowls]

I don’t think so.

[@dh1752]

I love my Florida friends 💙 They’re batshit crazy tho 😂

[@manueltapia1859]

I remember when they shoot to a hurricane or the man who "kissed" a rattle snake ended being bitten in the tongue but survived!! Yes this state is peculiar. By the way Mike I loved your Reeses mug or cup

[@ehoneunsilencedvoice4235]

Oh, wow!! Nice yet insane video! OK, I had to laugh in the beginning when you mentioned moving to Ohio which is the only state I've lived in and we've had some crazy events, wacky people and absurd crimes, but I know many "Snow Birds" and people who've happily, permanently relocated to Florida from my state. Ohio has a lot of great cities and wonderful people, but the crazies are always out there!

[@ratsumatra3003]

Ok, the "Florida man/woman" title DOES NOT mean they are really Floridians.Tourists come to our beautiful state and decide to stay. The heat and wildlife can make them cranky. Add drug use and it's bad. We get all manner of folks through here. Some have manners....some don't! But there is a massive difference between living in Florida and being a Floridian.

[@dorysmith2776]

For sure. If you want to find real Floridians, go inland away from the beaches.

[@Panwere36]

I guarantee you will be making a Part 2, 3, and maybe 4 of this list in the near future.....

[@susanwilliams1506]

Absolutely hilarious! Loved your mug mike. Please take care with bad weather coming your way.

[@col.mustard1233]

I don't know about Mike but I get paid Wednesday morning so the storm needs to hold off till at least lunch, margaritas are a must for hurricanes and I'm all out of tequila!

[@eddybig2781]

I've been living in south Florida for about 40 years and have to admit, he's not even scratch the surface of things that have happened here. Keep them coming from Florida 👍🍻

[@vcorlett]

Love it! A good laugh helps ease the chronic pain. Thanks!

[@thefrickin5509]

My niece JUST moved to Florida! This is so getting shared with her!!

[@pauletteslade9070]

As a Florida woman, born and mostly raised...none of this is surprising. 😂😂😂😂

[@karenhackney9920]

Checking in from FL. I can’t stop laughing and shaking my head. Thanks for the great start to my day. I’m recommending this one for my hurricane party! 😂

[@karenhackney9920]

Also, I live in the city where the naked dude ran in the rain down I75. That was just a couple years ago. Highly entertaining around here! 😂

[@adriennewaterhouse5174]

F M attempts to rob Wendy's with alligator! Drugs/alcohol were thought to NOT be a factor! Excuse me FL how can this be sober

[@Popdaddy580]

Florida is the only state where you have to go north to get to the south. Just goes to show you how weird things can be in this state.

[@patshore4359]

I hope you are safe from the storm

[@Mina_chan223]

Mike, you have the best infectious laugh ever 😂 I'm dying here after the toe-sucking report

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂 Definitely got to go to Florida sounds like both and interesting and entertaining place and I thought the bogans in my part of Australia were classics. Great job on the video Mike it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed as much. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@marvac-r7916]

🤣👊🏼 And then there's Gainesville, a Florida within a Florida. My sister lived there for a while and said she could feel her IQ drop every time she crossed into the city limits.

[@randalmayeux8880]

Hi Mike! I had a friend who had just graduated high school about 6 months earlier and went out and got drunk and smoked a lot of weed. Now a lot of the houses in our neighborhood looked similar, and he thought he was back at him parents house where he lived. His key wouldn't work, so he went around back where there was a sliding glass door. He lifted it out of the track and let himself in. He went to the living room and passed out on the couch. He was later awakened by the home owner who had a 12 gauge shotgun pressed to his forehead. The cop's got there and arrested him, and he was charged with burglary of a habitation, a 1st degree felony. He was sentence to 8 years but got out in 4.

[@shannonEGBOK]

He pulled a Robert Downey Jr.

[@mizbuggy]

Mike, Florida is nuts because of the Ohio natives who keep moving down there. Ohio’s not a solution, it’s the problem.

[@StandStrong614]

So it is Ohio's fault then? Lol

[@charlescollins9575]

I've been here 40 years and love it

[@RosyM-w2e]

Went on vacation with the family to Disney early this year, rented an airbnb next to a lake... used to sit on the porch at night with wife and the kids enjoying the lake view .... nothin did happened, but now that you mentioned water = alligators ...I'm feeling lucky nothing did, won't try my luck a second time any time soon.

[@col.mustard1233]

A few years back there was an incident at Disney, there were signs along the beach and a couple ignored them walking only a few feet from the lake at night, their two year old was grabbed by an alligator they found part of his body later. This incident could have been avoided, the lose of the child was a terrible thing but anytime there is an attack like this they have to hunt down the animal, they killed five or six gators before they found the right one.

[@patriciacunningham5748]

This was great. I bet you could get as mush in arkansas. I did live there.

[@ultimatespiderman9962]

Great list Mike with list 25 we people in Florida be crazy go bolts ⚡️where in Florida you from Mike? Iam in Pasco 🤢

[@BSBFAN85]

I HAVE THE SAME RESSES CUP LOVE IT ❤❤😂

[@brandiepage1608]

Welcome to Florida 😂😮😂

[@rosesmith6925]

Those that can't take call themselves "halfbacks" 😂 We met some in NC. "We moved to Florida then decide to move half (the country) back home". As a Floridian since I was 10, I'd say we're interesting at best.

[@spudjuice9314]

Insanity is the spice of life. Love it here.

[@danmorrison8194]

Florida gonna Florida.

[@david.mysticalbeing]

I have been here 2 years and I absolutely love it

[@michelestedman5929]

Idaho Fish and Game found a dead shark in Tiggins a couple weeks ago. It was a shark that is originally from the oceans off Alaska. They don't know how it got there

[@chopsyoutube]

Florida is amazing

[@scottthomas3792]

I lived in Florida for a while in the '70s, as a teenager. A woman got her arm bitten off after hitting an alligator with a broom. The alligator had crawled up on her back porch. My theory is Florida Man's secret lair- The Fortress Of Intoxication- is a trailer somewhere in a swamp...but no one knows where.... Meth wasn't a thing when I was there in the '70s.....it was cheap beer. At the time ( 1977) a 12 ounce pop was 35 cents. A 16 ounce can of Busch was 33 cents. The local Publix had the Tunnel Of Beer as you walked in. It was usually Busch or Red, White and Blue beer. Drunk on the beach. Imagine that. I got stitches on the bottom of my feet three times in one year by stepping on broken beer bottles buried in sand, or in the water. One went through a shoe. Those chubby-buddy beer bottles were everywhere. One of my teachers was a scuba diver, and showed us photos of places where the bottom of the ocean just offshore was covered in beer bottles. A beer bottle that been on the ocean floor long enough, and has been pushed around by currents gets " frosted"...looks kinda cool...

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Mike, and other Floridians, please take care with the weather on its way. Any place that could re-elect deSatan as governor has to be insane.

[@col.mustard1233]

The two best I've heard of are robbing a Wendy's drive through by throwing a live alligator through the window and the guy that got arrested breaking into prison to see his friends, and bring them drugs.

[@lindasnow3960]

The story about the Florida Man that you gave the warning about, if in Florida and its wet, assume there's an alligator in it, had me almost fall out of bed laughing when you included "puddle"!😂

[@shawncook7656]

Been here since 1971, Its the high humid Heat, i sware!!!

[@bobwalsh3751]

6:20 Helmuth is pronounced Hell-moot. It's German.

[@chrisleach4245]

I have a Florida kid’s story. When I was about 10 or 12 a bunch of my friends and I decided we were going gator hunting. We did get a gator but not without some bloodshed on both sides. Long story short don’t go lord of the flies on an alligator. They are a lot tougher and smarter than your average 10 year old.

[@ambershipley6352]

Do 1 for kansas plz

[@kenvaughan6694]

I've been to Florida. Twice August of 1986 And, September 1991. I had a great time, staying at the Topaz hotel in Flagler. One ofd thing, i went to a bar on the beach and ordered a beer, barkeeper said i couldn't have a beer alone and said i had to order something to eat. Just a nice piping hot plate of fries. Best fries ever!!😅

[@alphawolf7400]

If you live in Florida, you don’t go to the beach. You have a pool in your backyard. The guy on the beach yelling at the kids was actually from Ohio.

[@dawnhall8432]

I ❤ love it when Mike can't keep a straight face. I was laughing as hard as he was watching him. 😅😅😊

[@OleHolm-sq7yj]

Wow. Florida have plenty of dingbats.

[@alanbear6505]

Number 3…you can take the man out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of the man.

[@CarringtonHollister]

Florida man sells pickled sausage for fifteen dollars on facebook marketplace I wish I was making this up 😂😂😂

[@rexsexson5349]

15:38 Barney Fife

[@katcurnow1934]

I'm gonna laugh if there's something new I haven't heard about "florida man"

[@katcurnow1934]

Ok. I stand corrected. Who the fuck attempts robbery with a fuckin stapler Let alone a gator lol

[@fluffy_preacher]

Love the antics that both floriduh man and woman get up to

[@warspell1384]

I remember most of these 😂

[@user-db6wv4rd9m]

How did Florida get so weird?

[@naDu4653]

Alligators, snakes and hurricanes, oh my…the reason’s we left florida!

[@Jacque2313]

This is awesome you could do like Louisiana man and Utah man. Like find stories with emphasis on each states debauchery that would be kewl

[@judahwarrior9403]

I lived in Florida from 2004 to 2007 and you're right, three years was more than enough for me that place drove me crazy. It was the worst three years of my life...

[@alexanderromero5511]

My partner is currently staying out there had to share this with her

[@jsawhite]

There's a reason we play the 'Florida or not Florida' game on the radio every day!! lol...

[@HackiePuffs]

Another one of these?? Not surprised 🤣

[@rochellemariani9585]

Could you do this for every state?

[@bnthern]

you should let those from the north know that Publix is a super market (they are not in the north)

[@janusloggins876]

Northerners don't have Publix? Bless their hearts, they have to buy their groceries at Wally world

[@dreamreaper02]

So many commercials, I had to stop twice to go back over what the video was even about. Every 45 seconds, new ad. They should have a video platform you can upload videos toand actually watch the video.

[@SquishySenpai]

I disagree with the intro! In the 4½ years I lived in Orange Park, the gators and hurricanes were the best things about the place. Did you know alligators like jet puffed marshmallows? 😙🎶

[@vginsprdsobepr9698]

#1 Should be Rudy Eugene who was shot while eating the face of a homeless man. This happened right next to where I live in Miami.

[@dorysmith2776]

Yes! I was waiting to hear this one.

[@user-sy1mf5sh8q]

All i want for Christmas...

[@JaylianFigueroa-xj5qh]

Is floridaman a new trend or something?

[@iknowchristalena]

You could do this for every state.