VERY HARD DK

[@seredahawke3207]

You know, I can't tell if Joe is a genius or just doesn't care.

[@josniffyvods5507]

I'm an apathetic genius

[@xznorg2645]

definitely genius

[@Dr.Kryptanical]

clearly both is true!

[@TravisRoland]

Sereda Hawke neither can we

[@WatchTower10]

Galaxy brain

[@DanielSambar]

_That title wasn’t very family friendly of you._

[@tysonfontanez]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@johnmendez9525]

Your profile picture goes along perfectly with your comment

[@potted_hz9326]

Oof

[@antivenomstudios4719]

That wasn't very cash money of you.

[@kitmelton5126]

Oh my god I see you everywhere go away

[@AjayGupta-qr9su]

14:39 "DK just do what feels right" *_Begins to expand_*

[@randomkidnamedethan8065]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@stomachache6478]

Don’t you mean 9:03 ?

[@Stardreammer64]

Expand what?

[@Stardreammer64]

@Mekhi Wyche Dong?

[@Stardreammer64]

@Mekhi Wyche What do you mean by that?

[@StickMaster500]

Donkey Kong is reaching very hard expansion that shouldn’t be psychically and mentally possible

[@turboj7161]

StickMaster500 is here boyz, he is everywhere as well

[@TheShadow1347]

Vegeta: it's over 9000!

[@Iijjccbb]

StickMaster500 expansion is eternal

[@General_C]

Le spook

[@miletilblight2181]

Your missing an H here have one

[@nickclark1815]

Turvis picking Waluigi and always getting last is tragically poetic.

[@charmandyorton006]

I heard there Wah-s a secret Wah That David Wah-ed and it please the Wah

[@kevinl8659]

@@charmandyorton006 but you don't feel like super smashing, do wah?

[@Surge247]

It's funny, because the only reason he plays Waluigi is because he won his first game AS Waluigi on FWOB

[@uberlord983]

I'm sure if Proton Jon were watching this, he'd be having a heart attack.

[@pumpdaddyg]

*Waluigi dos not belong in smash*

[@bowie.1832]

If Donkey Kong = Kongey Dong, Then Diddy Kong.... I feel like the FBI is gonna come knocking at my door.

[@thatoneguy7295]

Bowie NoLastName how does this not have more likes

[@superpixelknight4706]

Kiddy dong

[@stomachache6478]

Bowie NLN Wait... Donkey Kong, and then switch D with K, so it’s Konkey Dong, and then... if you replace Konkey’s O, then take away the e, then...

[@stomachache6478]

Jordan Tillman With an... I... then that means...

[@williamtaylor1855]

Now you’ve done it, hit the decks

[@gulano8258]

Alpharad: Enjoy this ad! KZbin: *does not play an ad* Me: That's how mafia works!

[@always5809]

I got an ad. I guess I’m a level 1 viewer. I wish I was a level 35 subscriber like you

[@gay_plant_veil]

subscribe then

[@arealfakeidentity3355]

I’m a level 50 bell ringer

[@grrreen]

lol I'm a level 70 premium user

[@TripleJump]

I'm a Level 100 Didn't-Get-The-Ad-Twice-In-A-Rower.

[@JustGamerRapBattles]

Back in my day, this was a full video.

[@assassincharmander390]

Kiet Do What even happened :/

[@potatoefanner2098]

Same

[@jonny2218]

What what happened?

[@potatoefanner2098]

Hard DK happened.

[@MrCatstache151]

Does anyone actually know why he cut the video in half?

[@issaherradi3983]

Joe: flexes on the poor, goes against the plan out of revenge, steals one of Turv's stars who was already in last place. Joe in the next video: "why does everyone think I am the villain?"

[@sircatsmeow2886]

I actually would watch you guys watching and commentating a V-Hard CPU match. But that's probably because its unique and your guy's commentary makes it worth watching. Garuntee thats why your CPU Smash Videos exploded. Not so much the gameplay, but the bloody funny commentary. Example of said commentary? "Dude this Inkling is hot!..." *FBI BUST DOWN DOOR CLIP*

[@Sandromatic]

unfortunately you can't have mario party with just CPUs.

[@uberlord983]

@@Sandromatic No. The GameCube games allow it. You just have to manually change Player 1 to a Cpu after the game starts.

[@saxgarcon6867]

*plays baby I’m yours by breakbot*

[@lyva]

You're from the UK.

[@ChrisNonyminus]

@@uberlord983 The N64 games allow it too.

[@jmac5871]

There’s a master CPU level in the game. Just talk to people in the town until they ask if you want master difficulty! I wanna see a master DK episode😂

[@invalelin834]

ok but is he hard

[@vortexluigirosalina5557]

JMac 58 why he didn’t unlock it is beyond me

[@spiketrap53]

*T H E M A S T E R D O N G*

[@uberlord983]

No...we need something better... Master difficulty Luigi! The godlike character SO powerful, he beats you with pure intimidation tactics.

[@uberlord983]

@thijnwichers Exactly. He does nothing, which intimidates you into messing up & losing. Hence he wins by doing nothing.

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

There's a even harder difficulty... master... you get it by talking to someone but it's random so yeah if you get the master difficulty then MASTER DK

[@poggersuni9637]

Even harder DK

[@tminuswild]

I got a master peach and I think a master snack is better than a dk

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

The hardest DK

[@Galaxy-tf2mk]

@@KrazyKyle-ij9vb R

[@Juggleboy]

Here's to hoping that they buff turv in the next balance patch

[@sethnolte9953]

Juggleboy love your vids 👌👌

[@GoldenPenHD]

0:27 you know you’re going to have a bad time when he gave you that thumbs up.

[@AH-xo1ev]

The Derp Chaos *megalovinia faintly playing in the background*

[@manarchy3]

12:41 "enjoy this ad!" *doesn't get an ad*

[@mimsycookiiess]

Same

[@hectordanielhernandezmaldo]

I do not now if I like or not your profiley picture, to be honest

[@Madcat56]

people with adblock: you are not a clown, you are the entire circus

[@RailgunGecko]

I wanna see a CPU Mario Party

[@thesweeds9362]

Wry Guy same

[@_pepsi_2501]

I wanted to comment this XD

[@RailgunGecko]

demon chan draws too late dude

[@freep3115]

No. If you say that then there is a higher chance of him doing it.

[@RailgunGecko]

Matthew Wilson that’s exactly why I commented it

[@pyko3042]

*Toadette:* you wanna star? *Alpha:* nah fam, look, I am trying to make this DK get 4th and..... *Toadette:* hear me out, you gonna get that star, and I am going to get my deserved 10 coins. I dont get paid enough for standing here and do nothin waiting for somebody to come around with enough coins and an interest for for my presious stars *Alpha:* (surprised pikachu)

[@Joltz9]

*surprised pikachu

[@MarioFan587YT]

Stars in this game are 10 coins

[@ihnayacookie6426]

@@MarioFan587YT *Spoilers to unlockable* Well not all the time. It could be 5, 10, 15 if you unlock the last stage.

[@MarioFan587YT]

Just another example of the internet screaming ACKSHUALLY

[@pyko3042]

@@ihnayacookie6426 I doubt theres people who dont know about that, given the lack of maps in Super Mario Party

[@jkae4795]

5:16 that sound the snow makes is soooo nice

[@CR1MSONACE]

@Jordan Tillman why?

[@RoverStorm]

I love how "Capitalism Baby!" is instantly followed by "Hammer and Sic'Em".

[@brazilian1842]

ok now we want a CPU super mario party tournament well done

[@bobbanna6526]

Yeah lets get it

[@popopop984]

Yup

[@ChromaLuke]

And Luigi will win by doing absolutely nothing

[@InvestingBookSummaries]

4:25 My girlfriend had questions when she heard this from the other room

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

I'm sure she did.

[@tylergarrity3353]

"Whats all the commotion in there?" "Oh nothing honey, just a bunch of sweaty guys playing with a very hard DK"

[@smashultimatepichu4936]

just some people playing Mario party

[@spencernguyen8435]

Anyone else see donkey Kong’s face in the leaderboards after the challenfe

[@aienma6660]

@@tylergarrity3353 *Walks out of the room* NNNope

[@Entropic_Alloy]

Toadette will ask you again like 3 times before she says okay to not giving you the star.

[@SasukaRH]

*Nani?* A *non-smash* video?! This must be the work of an enemy stand!

[@donovanmahan2901]

**switch stand collapses** Oh there's an enemy stand alright

[@foreveryoung4581]

Hey I was wondering if u would sub to my channel I will do the same for you

[@fable5467]

Your name makes me angry

[@saltywater5905]

No, it isn't an enemy stand. That's just how mafia works.

[@nikolaygonzales4657]

*Holy molly was that a motherfcking jojo reference?*

[@triplec.]

12:39 funny how the minigame they got was hammer and sic'em after the gang was talking about capitalism

[@Dr1998Pepper]

Capitalism is not the same as Communism

[@grandarkfang_1482]

@@Dr1998Pepper yes

[@Edgeperor]

@@Dr1998Pepper outstanding observation

[@sharkgrinn8343]

@@Dr1998Pepper really?

[@shittyname2657]

Dong has been expanded...

[@Soup_SSB]

69th like

[@Grey-The-Skeleton]

I'm still mad after him for not calling the video "VERY HARD D O N G .".

[@somerandomuser7804]

O K A Y

[@jhk5071]

I was gonna say that

[@NoHeros247]

Shitty Name I am sitting around 3/4 mast or half chub.

[@ethanl5527]

11:09 With that level of skills, you could say he's a master baiter.

[@bluewind314]

"There's no way people will watch us watch cpus play Mario party." Huh, $10,000 begs to differ.

[@JAMON523]

4:42 to 4:50, Say what you want about Alpharad, but his quick one-liners are god like. Also Shoutouts to Jo for being the wildcard in this video. Having a loose cannon on the team makes it all the more entertaining.

[@charmandyorton006]

Ikr?? And Turvis providing his own spin on the commentary is always hilarious! Idk what it is, but there's just something about his charisma that can make almost anything funny!

[@JAMON523]

@@charmandyorton006 Aplharad's Iron man, Turvis is spider man, Jo is drax, and "VERY Hard" DK is Thanos.

[@charmandyorton006]

@@JAMON523 That is perfect casting!

[@apelikespears5813]

he seeks revenge for the death of his brother, Thanos DK

[@feefington]

uuugh

[@hawttub_2265]

*Mr.Bowser, I don’t feel so good...*

[@_ecubate7861]

"WHY DOES THE MARRIED GUY HAVE MORE JACKING SKILLS THAT ME?!" Nice one Travis

[@shu270]

Alpharad not playing Smash? WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?

[@chriram97]

Shu did we just go back in time by 1 month?

[@Ultra2263]

@@chriram97 "Yaaaa, it's rewind time"

[@gormflaith2326]

Looks like he was playing Minecraft instead

[@starw4462]

"If I could control Alpharad, I'd want him to play...something besides Smash"

[@njlaw2583]

1v1 me smash

[@BootyjuiceJenkins]

I did not expect this to be a Mario Party video...

[@tysonfontanez]

Very hard expand dong sounds like a Mario Party to me if you know what I mean *instant regret commenting this*

[@drifki3471]

@@tysonfontanez no

[@tdt500stopmotionmore5]

didn't expect it to be pg 13 either

[@ultra5232]

Sol Anima Network Still enjoyed it though.

[@TheShadow1347]

Sol Anima Network Me neither, I was expecting a level 9 DK or maybe the Strongest DK amiibo. I still enjoyed it

[@ardeparde17]

Does anyone know why the start of the video is no longer there? I'm sure that the video didn't start with DK getting the first star.

[@lucaslevesque6007]

Honestly Idk it does feel like it shouldn’t like I too remember seeing something else during the beginning of the video but that’s all I can say

[@MinecraftJosh626]

*WHAT DO YOU STUDY???* _Peach_

[@tekayo63]

me_irl

[@mayo9951]

mood

[@SWIOTI_]

I checked who @HardDK was on Twitter, and it was someone who only tweeted once in 2011.

[@art1637]

Some Weird Idiot On The Internet he was top busy practicing to become very hard DK

[@VanessaVersus]

Alpha created it himself; he plays the long game.

[@uberlord983]

@@VanessaVersus Don't you mean he...plays the DONG game?

[@caspianhorlick4529]

@@uberlord983 I think you mean he plays the long dong game A.K.A: The E X P A N D E D D O N G Game

[@TimeLemon]

NO MEANS NO, TOADETTE #TEACHTOADETTECONSENT

[@Mario17h1]

Alpharad puts an add break in, and I have KZbin premium, so I just see a random fade to Black with no significance whatsoever.

[@ThatKirbo]

please stop flexing on us peasants please

[@starw4462]

Bow, peasants! Bow to your new overlords!

[@ZainDhananil1k3ab0s5]

I don't have any sort of adblocker and I didn't see the ad, so I think it was just a bad joke

[@charmandyorton006]

It's like those Christmas specials from the 60s pointlessly mounting suspense with their fades to black. But in both their case and Alpha's, I still love 'em for more than that.

[@gorilladaspinna9779]

@@ThatKirbo Upload more videos Kirbo

[@magnatorra5325]

i would watch an all very hard cpu mario party with commentary the tournaments are fun to wattch because of the commentary plus the sometimes stupid ai. the mario party tournament would be fun to watch for the same reason

[@Missmay123p]

magna torra here's one from rays fire kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6XEZJqgr56mm6s it's Mario party 4

[@Anafyral666]

"Capitalism, baby!!" Minigame: *Hammer and Sic 'Em*

[@HTPCYMC]

*_Expand Dong_*

[@denimdinofan9]

First on thia comment

[@makomarko4679]

Omg what is this

[@t-m0917]

Same

[@nikoruka]

DONK

[@RoyNumber1]

Donkey Kong doesn't even have a dong, how the fuc-

[@JustinY.]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@RoyNumber1]

Epic

[@johnrodriguez1922]

*E X P A N D W R O N G*

[@RoboThunder]

Reply to me if you are not a bot

[@mattdoesstuff8987]

*E X P A N D* *J U S T I N* *Y*

[@aeiou9373]

*E X P A N D . . .*

[@_samtsa]

7:30 *WHAT DO YOU STUDY?!?!?!* peach

[@dontstopmenow7730]

Lol

[@Leet-iz2fz]

1:53 actually

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Coom

[@NiteArtorias]

@@Leet-iz2fz this comment is old i know but this used to be a full video

[@Leet-iz2fz]

@@NiteArtorias Huh. Weird, but okay.

[@equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658]

Have you told Fio about your affair with Lady Luck? I don't think so!

[@charmandyorton006]

*If you cheat in the game, you cheat in real life*

[@yaoisbian]

*insert typical expand dong comment*

[@aeiou9373]

typical expand dong comment(2)

[@focusreaper4685]

Typicalexpanddongcomment.jpg

[@TheShadow1347]

typical expand dong comment.exe

[@CodeCaden]

Typical expand dong comment.file

[@clownoftheearth6352]

insert dong ;)

[@theillusionist1494]

13:58 You can HEAR the exact moment Jo gave Alpha a deadly glare

[@Dyacx]

WHAT DO YOU STUDY! Alpha: Peach. *Lyn cries in the corner*

[@Wii_2_Lo]

12:42 Enjoy this ad! *Ad* *doesn't* *show* *up* Um... what do you mean alpharad?

[@ozstewart7650]

Drearpine53428 i got one

[@thewindysage1538]

I hate that I got an as exactly when he said enjoy this ad

[@mimsycookiiess]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@SneckoBoi]

"enjoy this ad". KZbin premium users:. BOI

[@entityfangs5560]

The true fools are the people who actually paid for premium

[@MrPhantom45651]

@@entityfangs5560 If you watch alot of KZbin then it's worth it 10 fold. Also gets you Music Unlimited

[@hhaxden]

@@MostlyLost it comes free with a Google play music subscription, which is pretty great.

[@firesoy]

Wait, people pay to not watch ads? I just use adblock and I haven't seen a single ad in years.

[@smashultimatepichu4936]

Luke the Awesomeness! I didn’t get an ad...

[@kitmelton5126]

11:09 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT “IM A MASTER BAITER” AND YOU MISSED IT!

[@Droooooo0]

Well, it's not funny, that's probably why.

[@an_annoying_cat]

Joe winning is like having the socially awkward "i'm so quirky lol xd" kid get the hottest girl in the grade

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

...fuck, that's me minus the hot girl part

[@Sieger1]

*_Expand Dong intensifies_*

[@uked7507]

Why do I see you and How To Properly Clean Your Metal Computer everywhere?

[@BeanieGoth]

His coco *_nut_* gun fires in spurts

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

I really like this comment.

[@fenchellforelle]

"my name is peach and i like to party" "my name is waluigi and i like being top tier in smash" "oh wait"

[@odinsutherland4237]

CPU Mario party tournament please

[@adachipersona4344]

Odin Sutherland you can’t do that

[@ChristopherMoom]

Can he shower me with coconut cream pies?

[@papermario6856]

I like Apple pies better :/

[@RoyNumber1]

Ok, this is not epic

[@woodledoodle7961]

Gross, you do that? >:v

[@dat0ne821]

*_-BANANAAAAAA SLAMA-_*

[@tewt0w]

Banana Slamma

[@kysquared4487]

"WHAT DO YOU STUDY?!?!" "Peach" ~Alpharad 2019

[@NZsaltz]

5:14 I don't know how to feel about the AlphaBeard...

[@ayo2776]

Its 👌

[@oliviawallace3636]

@@ayo2776 ye

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

_BIG BOY PUNCH_ Yeah I remember that

[@Mysticshade59]

dang, the beginning of the original video was one of my favorite parts. Wonder why this was gone for a while

[@javierreyes2502]

What was in the beginning again. I forgot

[@megadon_]

So I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@freefall8265]

He took out jo and turv going out to make snow angels and koopa's powerful whip

[@jonathanrussell6525]

@@megadon_ Yeah, I went looking for the flexing on the poor and couldn't find it. XD

[@ChristianThatLovesGod]

Why did he remove it?

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

I’m down for Mario part CPU tourney.

[@kingcobra6766]

Wait then we can get Vincent in Mario Party

[@Peppermint_Flurry]

Right before Alpha finished his sentence at 5:50, I got an ad that ended with "Life is good." I'm dying 😂

[@trydent1031]

4:43 LMAO TURVIS YOU NEED SOME CHILL, IM ACTUALLY DYING OVER HERE XD

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Alpha, how does it feel to have the people care more about the CPU's than the actual players? Also, just curious, how many people were rooting for Alpha vs rooting for the HARD DK. I know I was on team Alpha, what about you?

[@williaml3025]

I’m so sorry Alpha, but I was rooting for the hard DK

[@Pragmer]

Yea me too, I was also rooting for VeryHardDK, emphasis on the very

[@MrServantRider]

The trash talk on Koopa at the start made me root for Jo lul.

[@restless276]

Team Jo the whole way

[@poolnoodle7042]

i was team waluigi

[@MrLonk-zl4qx]

Roses are red I am not a good dancer, Toadette doesn’t take no For a dam answer

[@luigi_on_an_escalator]

Lol

[@KokuyoK]

Have you ever been baited into watching a video you though was going to be smash ultimate?

[@feefington]

yos

[@koroanime2091]

yos

[@adamidrissi6241]

Yos But the result is good, so, close enough.

[@brickmastere5535]

The question is... Why *_Don't_* you like Koopa?

[@feefington]

Hammer Bro and Koopa are gods

[@art1637]

Why choose Koopa when you can have Monty Mole?

[@feefington]

@@art1637 Because Koopa exists

[@animekid7781]

2:05 T H E D I N O S A U R ! ! !

[@coldjolteon5799]

What killed the ice Age! .......... Who else gets the reference?

[@luke6495]

DK’s grin when it says VERY HARD

[@bogalish2775]

This is Gaming at its finest

[@Darkinfiniteedgelordslife]

Favorite moment Jo: I don't want Dk to win Alpha: THEN CHOOSE DK Jo: But I'm mad at you for screwing up Alpha: DON'T BLAME ME BLAME THE TOADETTE AI! Travis: It was the game and- Jo: Travis, I'm sorry if this hits you Travis: YOU JERK Alpha: You should've chosen Dk Travis: I had such a good idea and it was actually going to work Alpha: We could have just taken stars from Dk Travis: THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA DO!!!

[@animekid7781]

16:57 Bowser Jr. trying so hard. XD

[@chaotixthefox]

Very Hard DK is the people's champion. Even if Jo has the biggest Galaxy brain on the planet, DK will always win in our hearts

[@just1randomguy658]

Sometimes Jacob talks to Jo like a villain would talk to a hero, expecting more than he should and basically telling his whole game plan

[@rashidleroyang1147]

YOU MISSED A PERFECT JOKE "What do you study" "I don't, I peach"

[@hashi258]

Are we even sure if Jo is *HUMAN* at this point? Even if he is, playing as Koopa seems to fill him with some sort of divine power . . . I must look into this . . .

[@LostInDollarGeneral-256]

hey man it's been 3 years how's your research going

[@XGame80]

0:43 He big brained you SO hard. He did that so he wouldn’t get the star on that turn so he can get a Golden Pipe and the Star thanks to the lucky space and/or the next Minigame.

[@Ethan11892]

DK... Donkey Kong. It's DK. Donkey Kong. (If you get this I love you)

[@Luis-ni8nw]

its da D K rap

[@theshittiestposter6853]

CPU Mario party tournament is now required by law.

[@vaehtay]

“There’s no way people wanna watch us watch CPU’s play Mario Party” *proceeds to make that a video*

[@toshi3866]

"Sometimes you have to flex on the poor" -Jo,2019

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

"Enjoy this ad!" Well, guess I'm obligated to watch it now.

[@mr.p241]

It's part of the lore now.

[@Andromeda245]

11:40 That kinda sounds like the time I got the hook stuck in my brothers leg... At least I caught something...

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

The Dong has forced me to click

[@VenomBlade95]

It expanded straight into your mouse button

[@heckme5860]

We need a Mario kart CPU tournament

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

HeckMe high key we totally do

[@thediethrower1803]

I like how Alpha's defenition of "screwed by bonus stars" is him not getting given multiple free stars and by extension the win.

[@denimdinofan9]

Well I guess they are in the end game now because its thanos kong

[@herogaming8736]

When Alpha has a beard

[@justp0w3r154]

Alphadad is coming...

[@lucasleingang6144]

Joe was pulling some death note crap😂

[@thewaterhashiralikedbyever7173]

Joe: BIG BRAIN TIME

[@wellgollygee9029]

7:06 “enjoy this ad (nothing happens) *silence*

[@connorquick2650]

Now that you mention it I do want a cpu Mario Party tournament

[@flexingwaffle2265]

Right as he said: “You were a coward for nothing”, I got an ad that said “NOTHING BUT NERF”

[@JoshVoid]

90% Of these comments are about Expand Dong *Expand Dong*

[@TheLeggedOne]

gnoD dnapxE

[@pixely4144]

Mista: WAIT A SECOND...... YOU GOT 4 AT 0:44!!! * hyperventilating *

[@Frog-ux5qu]

5:00 "I'm so paranoid because I dont know these menus well enough and I'm scared I'm gonna pick 'pass'." This did not age well.

[@imadonut2695]

Can I have some snow :(

[@oliviawallace3636]

Out here in the south of England like

[@samanthot_]

can we get some snow in texas too?? it hasn't snowed in a good 5 years and i am pissed

[@san-g1344]

I'm going to regret this name especially very south Texas. Bro I haven’t seen snow since I was like 3-4 years old

[@RyanMashayekhi]

I'm going to regret this name can we get snow here in LA last time it snowed here was in 1962

[@blahblah94897]

In my country it have never snow since the first of my generation has born

[@onedaxster]

"Why does the married guy have more jacking skills than me?!" That's gonna be my senior yearbook quote

[@aidanbutterworth2376]

9:01 that big racket is the equivalent to the gym teacher joining the losing dodge ball team

[@LS95774]

19:00 Jo is definitely the villain. At best, the anti-hero, and DK the villain