VERY HARDER DK

One victory was not enough... Alpharad assembles the task force of JoSniffy and Turvis to take down Very Hard DK once and for all...... UNTIL SUPER MARIO PARTY ADDS DLC BOARDS!!!
Honestly, why haven't they yet?
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[@ItsYaBear]

Alpharad: "I really didnt care who won" Also Alpharad:*bribes both players with chocolate milk and a mattress*

[@dusaprukiyathan1613]

"I just want to see how easily I can manipulate you"

[@leonader9465]

how did you do that without the text becoming *t h i c c a f* ?

[@haveasaltygaytimeeverybody]

Lemonade it's probably because there was no space between the colon and the asterisk

[@haveasaltygaytimeeverybody]

*Leonader

[@loiyerr]

Hello fellowbear

[@ClassicBentobox]

No no no, DK was playing 4D chess, he wanted to be on the bad luck space so he could be red so that he could be the one player in the 1 v 3, making an easy win for him netting him 10 coins, which is a 5 coin net improvement. The absolute madlad

[@onebennyboi5257]

Bruh

[@waynemidnight7454]

This man out here with the galaxy brain.

[@VincentHernandez2121]

DK is the MAD DAWG of Super Mario Party. You don't know what to expect of him!

[@goldzero1203]

He played us like a DAMN FIDDLE!

[@Kobertis]

He probably also did it in case the most bad luck spaces bonus star was up

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

Jo: I'm not a villain Jo: *immediately does the most devious shit in the universe*

[@poggersuni9637]

Correction: *Also Jo:immediately does the most devious shit In the universe*

[@tylerbuckmaster8652]

He isn't evil, but chocolate milk is chocolate milk

[@wyattlohr8199]

2002 Ford Fiesta agreed

[@CrazSN]

JoJo

[@wyattlohr8199]

Nado Torn Jo is Jo

[@TheGreatFungus7037]

Jo: “I hate hammer bros dice.” Alpharad: “The stars cost too much.” Travis: “THEY’RE ROBBING ME!”

[@0oh_no]

Who's updog

[@espeon37]

Diego18 just to satisfy your poor attempt at humour What is updog?

[@yourlocalbeeswarm1942]

it's jo you dumbass

[@thelawnmowert-rex8140]

Espeon 37 a dog that is up

[@espeon37]

@@thelawnmowert-rex8140 ive been had

[@StickMaster500]

If Waluigi will come from behind, then Donkey Kong will come from all angles

[@Maestoso28]

He’ll come harder from behind Read that anyway you will.

[@Wa-igi]

SURPRISE WAAAAH

[@cecarnation]

JayJayAG SKSKS

[@TheShadow1347]

That sounds demonetizable

[@sometimesKnownbyotherNames]

69 likes

[@evaristegalois6282]

Title: “VERY HARDER DK” KZbin monetization team: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@TheShadow1347]

lol

[@T-74]

*yes.*

[@omegazero1990]

You mean BOT right?

[@expendableround6186]

Viewers’ entertainment>>>>>>>>>>Money

[@ThunderFireblaze]

“#22 on trending”

[@nicholascoleman7493]

Best quote of 2019: “I have chocolate milk, okay? I don’t need your feelings.”

[@lhr9scout10]

Nicholas Coleman painus in your anus -Jo 2019 video: Ridleys the best

[@youfelloff1662]

Lhr9scout10 it was Travis

[@flarex4353]

Hard agree brother

[@waterx577]

Chocolate milk is more important than anyone’s feelings

[@ephraimg.3578]

Yes

[@_sqf]

"Monty Molette" "Stop It"

[@nintendontdothat7308]

WE WILL NEVER STOP PIRANHA PLANTETTE

[@nintendontdothat7308]

@@_sqf CHAIN CHOMPETTE

[@abbycollins]

GOOMBETTE

[@yeahyeah4001]

i hate these replies

[@codenameskill696]

hehe. WALUIGETT

[@virtueicebladexia9086]

The precursor to Hard DK's gambling addiction

[@c0diz]

what video is that?

[@virtueicebladexia9086]

@@c0diz hard dk strikes back

[@mariofanflip1137]

@@c0diz mario party 4 video

[@c0diz]

@@mariofanflip1137 i appreciate it but how the fuck did you reply to a three year old video

[@unknownpie2537]

Travis couldn't bubble so he isn't winning

[@engineerheavy1344]

Benjamin Shanks ruff 😢

[@emmanuelmondesir1314]

OOF

[@just.nick08]

Hah!

[@erickpereira2335]

R.i.p travis

[@poggersuni9637]

F

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

"I no longer smoke crystal weed." ...What?

[@Dvariak]

LEGALISE CRYSTAL FUCKING WEED ah, now I'm nostalgic

[@an_annoying_cat]

Alpha: There's a Chungus amungus Turvis: **screams in pleasure**

[@sleepyssad5064]

what kind of pleasure

[@p00p_eater]

an orgasm for big chungus

[@vinyboo9699]

It might be too humongus

[@fatnecksquidward7749]

CHUNGA

[@wyattlohr8199]

*Zarbon moan*

[@xXLazysoftwareXx]

all i want is a compilation video of Travis screaming "JO!!"

[@florplz2970]

Yes

[@salamzander]

Me too

[@arancini1837]

bruh no. sono chi no sadame but every "Jo" is travis

[@cyber_runner]

Yo one of those moments just played the exact time I read this lol

[@ImThePerson0]

We need a video where Jo drinks the Chocolate Milk

[@noblesseoblige1076]

"Smash" chocolate milk.

[@MoodyReeper02N8]

They started talking about chocolate milk just as I saw this comment xD

[@JosepiThe13th]

MoodyReeper02N8 What are you doing in the comments that early in the video? Bad! Finish the video first!

[@ImThePerson0]

JosepiThe13th what are you even talking about?

[@SteelCrustacean]

A Person there's a limit on what time you can enter the comments, for the sake of not spoiling the video's contents. Knowing that the chocolate milk entered into the video rather early, we can deduce that MoodyReaper02N8 viewed the comments far sooner than they should've, for the sake of spoilers.

[@thatnebulalunala1335]

“Are you gonna drop Waluigi” “Yes sir” *out of context*

[@jeremifk]

“Shy guy reproduction” Ever heard of minus8 ?

[@murtymcfly]

Stop

[@miqwerty]

Hammer Time

[@Spitfire-kt3to]

Can't touch this

[@knight123x4]

*points gun at Jeremi Friggit* ...actually, i haven't. *walks away*

[@creativeusername1223]

***knows the video hes talking about***

[@brickman770]

very harder DK? _actually quantum physics forbids this_

[@thatguyryan5902]

Only physics majors will get this reference

[@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122]

@Smash Bandicoot curse your soul

[@c.cr-m3723]

"Hows life?" *VERY HARD*

[@dizzledizzle3543]

Hungry Boi VERY HARDER

[@hurt4322]

HARDERERERWRW

[@awesomespurr3606]

V E R Y H A R D 3️⃣ R

[@Ludvvig7]

Jo: “I can read a million miles an hour” Me: wait, you measure your reading speed in Miles?

[@notdemomantf2294]

no, he measured it in miles per hour

[@Random4eva]

“The one who can hurt you is the one- the yourself.” -Jo 2019

[@capri9500]

"Y'know Jacob, ever since I saw chungus it became my new drug so you actually helped me stop doing crack." I hate to rain on your party but chungus is what people use to refer to big butts. So you're still technically on crack. Just a different kind, I think.

[@justspheal489]

r/whoooosh

[@noneu1140]

@@justspheal489 plebbit

[@forsaken696]

Ezra Is Loser ??? No?

[@meh9114]

Max Garcia UHHHHHH

[@forsaken696]

Jordan Tillman also what

[@TheCursedJudge]

Jo is a JoJo villain in my heart.

[@gamer-wc3jk]

DABU DABU DABU DABU

[@TheShadow1347]

ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@biddergick2890]

JoDio fusion of Jonathan and Dio.

[@bdhdhrudhdbxhhdbddgdgbsgdv8927]

IS THAT A JO JO'S REFERENCE

[@blueyoscar1279]

I doubt he wants to live a quite life

[@LONGshot-tf8cf]

2:50 and after this day, Travis became the greatest coder of all time, creating many games for nintendo, but people still wonder why there is secret chocolate milk in his games

[@HollowMoon5]

19:22 Alpha, I love that insult. It’s perfect for Jo.

[@samba_de_amigo]

Next Title: Luigi does absolutely EVERYTHING

[@jeanmcdermott5685]

Master Luigi

[@CinnaSwirls]

Bowser should be the next CPU. -Original bad guy of the Mario series -Cute -Kamek has special lines when Bowser lands on a bad luck space -Chongus?

[@jkterjters]

_Cute?_

[@CinnaSwirls]

@@jkterjters Yes.

[@theguythatasked6400]

The Hero you disagree?

[@xeno6842]

@@jkterjters have you seen his Yamcha stance and Meowser

[@theangrypotato2.031]

@@xeno6842 its sooo obvious, when he becomes a furry he becomes cute.

[@alexkramer8191]

Jo: i don’t want to be the villain, I just want to play the game. *unintentionally sabotages everyone*

[@epekka]

intentionally

[@totothesquid6239]

"Monty-Molette." "Stop it."

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

This shouldn’t expand Dong but it does

[@garrethizer6738]

Neat

[@adamania31]

Early

[@johjee5317]

you little fuck you stole it from me

[@starw4462]

Plot twist

[@FiveSixSevenEightpikachuiSGLiT]

👌ok

[@SandwitchZebra]

Try Mario Party 8. It's got Blooper!... when you unlock him.

[@switchblade6]

Yo Blooper was my shit back in the day

[@kennyrdskynyrd1101]

Blooper was my first crush as a kid

[@mr.mermit6189]

...When you decide to play the story mode in the hopes that you get him instead of Hammer Bro...

[@lemmy3576]

@@kennyrdskynyrd1101 why tho

[@kennyrdskynyrd1101]

@@lemmy3576 Because he could swim and the CPU kicked my ass

[@justthere1573]

“The hardest DK known to man” Alpharad 2019

[@SnugsFluffygood]

I've never empathized more with a human being more than Joe's chocolate milk weakness.

[@lukasd4953]

Very hard peach should be the fourth player because alpharad didn’t choose her so she wants her revenge

[@krisosborne5073]

Or very hard waluigi since Turv dropped him

[@mupumupu2842]

Shy guy deserves love

[@tonyforgo]

It’s should be MASTER DK

[@lukasd4953]

Mupu Mupu he 100% does but peach doesn’t think that

[@JosepiThe13th]

lUkAs d That would be cool. I would love to see Peach get absolutely destroyed for once. Edit: I just realized how much my comment sounds like an innuendo lol.

[@ryanyost4640]

Play Mario party ds again, that way you can be #sponsored

[@totothesquid6239]

This is the best kind of friendship. Playing Mario Party and bribing each other with chocolate milk and mattresses.

[@Mythol-OG]

12:50 Lil’ Chungus and the Hard DK

[@TheZodiakSkiller]

WHERE WAS THE CHOCOLATE MILK CLIP?!?

[@necroz9607]

Next: MASTERLY HARD DK

[@nickolashumphery2822]

Mikey J. Yeah please master mode

[@RasenKamehamehaX100]

ROCK HARD DK

[@timmylim1844]

You mean, ULTIMATE

[@sebastianbernard192]

Mega hyper super HARder 🅱️k

[@what-ho1mf]

no master-baiter dk

[@Angry_Jetpack]

To this day I’m still laughing at the fact that Jacob colluded this specific game with a mattress and chocolate milk. I wheeze every time.

[@Susanchacon1979]

Big Kongus.

[@powerprotoman]

whens master Dk? because very hard isnt the highest difficulty

[@milesbanks3078]

Thanks not many other people know About the master difficulty I’m glad that someone else does though

[@ch113d3]

Because then Dk isn’t very hard and Dk must always be very hard

[@Logan-hf1gd]

guys I don't think he gets the joke

[@zerph3329]

what about legendary dk or epic dk

[@cliftonl.2353]

@@ch113d3 but then he'll be the *M a s t e r B a i t e r*

[@jakubpalinowski123]

The description to this vid looks like the script for Avengers with Very Hard DK as Thanos: "One victory was not enough... Alpharad assembles the task force of JoSniffy and Turvis to take down Very Hard DK once and for all......"

[@azuraiis]

“Shy Guy Reproduction.” “Holemolette.” “Stop.”

[@zyncra3965]

He said Monty Molette not...whatever you said

[@murtymcfly]

@@zyncra3965 yeah i dont think he has ears

[@murtymcfly]

Also this is a stolen comment anyway

[@Random_Cat_]

@@murtymcfly have you thought of the fact people have the same ideas and thoughts?

[@murtymcfly]

@@Random_Cat_ if it's word for word and a minute after, i assume he just said "this is it, this is the one"

[@flyingpieguy3325]

My boy DK using the big brain energy and getting Bad Luck spaces three times over. A master play us mortals cannot comprehend.

[@SuperGamingDude]

Even though I’ve never met jo. I still feel violated by him

[@eliteant566]

SuperGaming Dude didn’t expect you here

[@magrublue570]

17:55 It's like a dragon ball fusion between Shy guy and goomba. I regret saying that cause now there might be fan art of it.

[@IsabruhMoment]

Shoomba

[@twinx_bar]

Shy Goomba?

[@lorelo.]

@@twinx_bar He's too shy to express his feelings to other goombas.

[@twinx_bar]

Yes!

[@mmgmagic]

"I don't care about your feelings, I've got chocolate milk." Josniffy 2019

[@No_Sleepee]

0:38 Contrary to what the guys say, DK is commonly referred to as S tier in this game.

[@honeybadger6475]

That's just the average roll per dice, its not actually that good when you put in the shit luck we all have as a factor

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

The Dice Block makes the thumbnail look like it says "Very Hard R DK"

[@ecnoid]

... yes, thats the point. the 3 is an e

[@BeanieGoth]

So wait If Waluigi comes from behind That must mean he likes DK cus damn son he t h i c c

[@Lpgeby]

Travis is that one friend, who always runs a joke into the grave by over exaggerating it

[@darthjaxrevan]

You’ve heard of Mafia Kirby, now get ready for Mafia AlphaRad

[@lol-wr2ni]

LEGEND SAYS HE STILL VERY YARD

[@BeanieGoth]

xDestroy very yard

[@Dablok]

*YARD*

[@CoolFennekin]

So he will be VERY HARDEST and get five infinitely stars

[@scootssb]

He's the yardest around

[@lol-wr2ni]

HES SO YARD HES YARDER THEN A YARD

[@sirTyperys]

Play Mario Party 8 next. Last good MP, and it's the best of them all.

[@JosepiThe13th]

SirTyperys You’re saying this one isn’t good?

[@kyrette1666]

Actually 4, 6 and 2 are statistically the best.

[@JosepiThe13th]

Kyret64 2 is godlike. Best one imo.

[@user-vp9ry3km2c]

@@kyrette1666 you forget DS...

[@PieOfCthulhu]

8 is the best for sure. Good minigames, good boards, and all.

[@calster8408]

Tbh, this video should be called “Hardly Hard DK” instead

[@kharboot2809]

If turv keeps saying Chungus then just send him to the ranch

[@expresso8428]

Yoshi should be the next cpu

[@blankempty5043]

3:44 “Are you mad?” “I’m just here to play Mario party Travis.”

[@PK_LuiZi]

"Sometimes people that hurt you is the one, is youself"

[@CaptainTechnicalityLP]

I randomly got recommended this video again only to hear Jo say "can we play the GBA one" and 2 years later here we are.

[@amariokart]

I’m a simple man. I see a *hard* DK in the thumbnail, I click.

[@goallium376]

Same

[@starw4462]

Can relate

[@jayfox8765]

I can't wait for HARD LUIGI, then VERY HARD LUIGI, then, again VERY HARDER LUIGI!

[@daridon2483]

And then MASTER LUIGI, which wins by doing nothing.

[@LincDN]

KZbin: *"Donkey Kong '94"*

[@someone_else22]

I wish I was as emotionally stable as Jo. “I don’t care about your feelings I got chocolate milk.”

[@thinkinboutcats]

7:02 so this is the power of ultra instinct?

[@dimensiondefender6785]

"VERY HARDER DK" Oh Alpharad you glorious pineapple, what have you brought us today?

[@name3072]

And today, a legend is born

[@amster8821]

“Raise your hand if you don’t want sabotage” Me: Stares blankly into the screen

[@MrMatheuslego]

Thanks for making a pretty unninteresting evening cooler, my man -also Hail Sobek-

[@devaseus]

"Sometimes people that hurt you is the one tis youself" Gonna be waitin for that throw pillow

[@cheetahboy0127]

Halfway through, Alpharad just got the read and started getting all the rolls he wanted

[@guyfromsomewhere6504]

please do more of this its so entertaining

[@itsozzy1378]

Lil' Chungette 🤔

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Enough with the super crown jokes! 😠😤

[@AquaticLotus7552]

NO

[@guangdong6805]

Only the hardest of DKs shall prevail

[@TiStardust]

I love revisiting AlphaParty vids.

[@planterbox]

1:07 is nobody gonna appreciate this masterfully crafted pun

[@krabbypal5828]

Alpha, play the wii version of mario party on the hotel map, its the best

[@jtnorton0493]

Mario party 8? Koopas tycoon town?

[@kiernanmccormick7484]

Krabbypal check the channel “Friends without benefits” cuz he was a part of that channel and played it there

[@krabbypal5828]

@@kiernanmccormick7484 tnx

[@OGBeefStew]

Me when you upload

[@TheShadow1347]

Beef Stew What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said *Bookworm for Smash*

[@just1randomguy658]

17:55 It looks like Shy Guy has a beard

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Jo: (Wants chocolate milk) Turvis: (Wants mattress) Alpha: I C A N C O L U D E ! ! !

[@charmandyorton006]

0:03 I read this screen as "Jo! Alpha! TURV! AND, uh... that-- that guy..." 9:20 Shy Guy flipping through his Dice Blocks sounds like he's getting pounded hard 12:57 Liiiiil Chungus 19:58 Turv's British accent is amazing to no surprise

[@damianorfao3769]

The description says you're playing Mario party 10

[@SunnyWebeSimile]

18:33 Right when they fell KZbin died on me *imagines controllers impaling screens*

[@kyuurogane6254]

Alpharad: *bribes with chocolate milk and threatens to take your mattress away* Me: So that's how Mario Party works

[@DanielSambar]

Daz a very sexually explicit title... _but ok._

[@Rustyhound-Cartoons]

Daniel Sambar this is very okay 👌

[@AxxLAfriku]

i am not explicit the reason for that is i have a flying carpet with my face on it it is the unprettiest carpet worldwide

[@rav6324]

Very hard

[@TheShadow1347]

KZbin: Weird flex, but ok.

[@LoafOfBreadProductions]

Is it just me, or are you like, the second coming of Justin Y?

[@Kurakunai]

Move on to another Mario Party ? How about moving to some NOT Mario Parties, like the party mode from Sonic & The Secret Rings? The obscurest and somehow funny-est not Mario Party out there

[@georgestanciu4737]

I haven't played that game in ages. I remember being stuck in one of the dinosaur levels cuz I didn't know there were objectives.

[@G.N.F462]

Now you need to do VERY HARDEST DK. Also i glad your playing as my boi shyguy

[@Tr0lliPop]

"I thought we weren't having gameplans, I thought you were stooping to my level." "Well, that's my gameplan actually." lmfaoooo

[@Crazy56U]

So, hey, when will KZbin let the "VERY HARD DK" video out of jail?

[@mooglemcsnoogle]

Crazy56U right tho?

[@beenzahir]

Donkey Kong: The Journey of the Long Schlong

[@syabysbuhaygygyygzaygyayva5390]

The hard DK loves to expand on all of his opponents.

[@fpags.]

Travis screaming JOE and voicecracking mostly sums up these videos

[@aliensphinx8643]

3:05 “THEYRE ROBBING ME” IM CRYIG

[@springdude1165]

DK should be retired, it's Bowser's turn now.

[@masteroftheocarina2709]

Congrats on trending!!!!!!!

[@bloodbrojoe546]

The zoom in on DK's smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macpac592]

“I got chocolate milk I don’t need you’re feelings” -Jo 2019-

[@doversucks]

Mario party 8 please!!!!! I used to play that game as a kid. It was really fun.

[@ragergamer3111]

I grew up with 7

[@thewaterhashiralikedbyever7173]

"I'll put it in the game" "I'd like to see you try" Me: *burst out laughing*

[@gerald9311]

The next ai better be very big bowser