A HAT IN TIME: The Full Adventure

This. Game. Is. MAGICAL.
I haven't seen a platformer with this much charm in years, it feels like. From the soundtrack, the characters, the EVERYTHING! This game gives you so much life. I hope you enjoy the Hat in Time playthrough! :D
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[@pikawoof8256]

"I think I can just enter a manor..." Famous last words

[@alexthebadjokemaker7328]

I literally almost shit my pants on that act

[@Zerger33]

This is every white person in horror movies.

[@jayjay0678]

Dragon Master it’s funny cuz it’s true

[@jblumanog4291]

*SHADMAN NO!!!*

[@min-rt2lp]

i won't sleep tonight

[@MegaChickenfish]

43:55 "You are the bad guy" "I don't really disagree with her though" I mean by this point, depending on DLC, you've sank a cruise ship, aided two criminal organizations, wore the "pizza time" recolor, and installed the dab mod, all crimes worthy of death.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

I am guilty as charged. Done every single one

[@johnjohnson392]

That last one is just a grudge

[@gamingz9474]

Wait two organizations?

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

Dab is best move of 2017 and is alive now

[@tlonigamer421]

@@gamingz9474 mafia and the nyakuza dlc one

[@six_buck_dlc]

6:24 fun fact: if you stand still for a while, he will still shoot the photo and you can have the pleasure of knowing at least you listened to him and didnt move. he will still say that you need some makeup and ask you to edit the photo though

[@nekopuppet]

My favorite part of these AHIT gameplays is the part of the person reacting to the fire spirits saying "We want to die!"

[@Spectralanomaly6]

What about Vanessa's manor?

[@nekopuppet]

@@Spectralanomaly6 Vanessa's manor part is prettt funny too ngl.

[@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_]

We want to die YAAAAAAAAAAY - fire spirits 2017 (I don’t know the exact date)

[@slugintub1541]

@@Spectralanomaly6 still waiting for silksong too, eh?

[@Spectralanomaly6]

@@slugintub1541 yes

[@Juniverse0]

By the way: The conductor (that yellow bird guy with the heavy accent) is voiced by Xander Mobus, who is also the Smash4 and Ultimate announcer.

[@genesisyugioh9405]

And the Persona 5 Protagonist

[@kio4896]

He called him Xander Mobus multiple times in the video.

[@TehSp00ks]

And the “every accent mixed together” girl is voiced by Eileen Monty, who actually has that accent, believe it or not.

[@Dex_Napalm]

I think he was also the guy that did the bill nye theme song

[@kotato]

​@@Dex_Napalm If you're talking about Xander Mobuson for the Bill Nye theme song you're confused cause Mobus is only 26 years old.

[@tsukinoakuma]

"I didn't have someone shove the plot down my throat, so I don't know what's going on." Next time on Game Grumps.

[@buisnessmahn6642]

O o f

[@OhNoTheFace]

Even reading basic instructions that appear in front of thier face is beyond them. Also, the game literally shos the flowers forming in a cutscene

[@puppyhowler]

wait was that actually a pot shot at game grumps?

[@31Lucario]

@@puppyhowler I know this comment is super old but I feel like it was more a shot at modern game design in general

[@waffles8144]

Nah, game grumps just suck

[@dogf421]

the blond girl going back in time with the vague plan to stop evil is like having your power go out and your friend decides "hey im gonna climb up the pole and sort it out myself without any training" you would probably stop them cause it probably wouldnt go well

[@macmadness5932]

Person: accidentily puts 5 gallons a dollar instead of 5 dollars a gallon Snatcher: AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEL

[@channelnolongerinuse7148]

Mac Madness if you ever tell that joke again i will actually strangle you

[@macmadness5932]

@@channelnolongerinuse7148 how many times have you seen it so far?

[@channelnolongerinuse7148]

Mac Madness i have not ever heard it but that joke just made me wanna die inside because it was really good but bad at the same time

[@macmadness5932]

@@channelnolongerinuse7148 ok, because i have said it on multiple AHIT videos, so uh, yeah.

[@mikaeruu0309]

i hate this bc it made me laugh so hard it woke my family up

[@FrahdChikun]

4:47 only 4 Time Pieces in and he already predicted the arc of Mustache Girl

[@thatrandomweeb7804]

She use bits the dust correctly, but with out the memory erased.

[@Qoobon_]

I think your like count is nice

[@deadassbird3763]

@@thatrandomweeb7804 BITES ZA DUSTO

[@jacklideen4296]

@@deadassbird3763 DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

[@lolz2225]

its pretty obvious when she betreys you

[@the_godbodor7026]

Boss: Loses power. Proceeds to do stronger attacks Alpha: “What do you mean your losing power?” Boss: *Has Contrary ability*

[@lemonhead1571]

Holy fuck you're right.

[@phantomnite]

Its malamar

[@The76532]

@@phantomnite and the gen 5 grass starter final evo

[@lisatroiani6119]

it’s a desperate last stand

[@jacksonvoet8312]

Powers fading fast? Best try to take out your opponent quick and not care about reserves since they’ll disappear anyways.

[@nebulatheowl]

33:34 That was the most genuine happy giggle I've ever heard.

[@Dylbags]

true

[@clarksonpuff7352]

"We only have to do that, what, 38 more times?" Me: No, 54 more times.

[@jayjay0678]

Kirbs dlc doesn’t count

[@averygillman4838]

“It’s expensive so it has to be good” Mumble badge: am I a joke to you?

[@Sneakedy]

Lol

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

Wdym it’s op

[@frusak_]

@@ciaranpatrick6859 lol

[@EpoikMaster]

The mumbke badge didnt say that! It mumbled.

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@EpoikMaster Apparently you had the mumble badge equipped when you replied. xD

[@grandnands5235]

"That ghost looks so happy! Why does she look so weary of him? He looks like a nice guy!" *Famous last words*

[@Vectorbro]

hehehe

[@sienna4642]

What a *ahem* Foooooooooool

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

@@sienna4642 ur blue now

[@Echo-gb2vx]

Hey kid, wanna make a deal?

[@theeighthmonth]

When does he say that

[@tomcruise7481]

47:31 the death animation cutoff by the "ah." Is so fucking funny to me because of the fact its not supposed to happen.

[@Star_Biscuit]

I think he needs to re-visit this game now that the 'Death Wish' DLC is out. I mean, we just want 'ol Alpha to be happy, right?

[@MoonAirN]

Joy is what he needs in this trying time.

[@josephschultz3301]

This video is the first I ever heard of this game and it looks great. Super cute, very charming, and quite funny. Good stuff.

[@plasmetal8225]

God Damnit I knew people were gonna come back here and say "That's how Mafia works".

[@crimsonking5986]

works mafia how that's

[@CallMeVidd]

Plas Metal Mimikyu I was about to do that rn.

[@aniketfortnight2816]

VidBoom that’s how mafia works

[@E7than546]

omg i was literally coming down here to say that. type that? idk

[@noodleperson]

Mafia that’s works how

[@Junee1]

"Oh sponsors! I know how to do this" Me: Please play the Undertale music. *Undertale music starts playing* YES!

[@Caisonsmomma2008]

Snatcher: opens cabiniet also Snatcher: HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@aidenbrevans6045]

I love this comment.

[@lindseyb5019]

Frick, this is like a different comment at the higher ranked

[@ellachristineart]

Underrated comment :,D

[@SlingsShenanigans]

Lol

[@memerboi9154]

HHAHAAHHHAHHAAAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@cheddarbup6435]

"I think I can enter a building" You have made a mistake.

[@omelett3281]

41:59 "I feel like every time I'm wrong people remember it" like that time you died in that one final boss cutscene

[@thegoodmudkip3652]

When did that happen?

[@arirostur7046]

It happaned in the new super mario deluxe playthrough

[@curlamus4452]

The Good Mudkip new super Mario bros u deluxe

[@michaelstingley2845]

@@curlamus4452 wasnt it in this video? btw dont get mad at me if im wrong

[@mr.mermit6189]

“THE GAME ENDED! THE GAME WAS OVER! WE BEAT THE GAME AND IT ENDED ON ME!”

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

An hour, huh? It really do be like that

[@memoryaebdc]

kremit the frog yeha

[@TheShadow1347]

Yeah

[@gooseflinger8114]

The joke is that an hour is a long time and the game is about time as well.

[@okinagae5037]

An *Hour* glass i get the joke now.

[@neonblack4516]

I beat the game in a month because I'm horrible at the bosses

[@magenta2787]

I was playing Pokemon Platinum while watching this and just as he beat the Snatcher I got the TM for snatch

[@digdug8911]

How appropriate.

[@Iamheavyweponsguy]

COINCIDENCE I THINK SO

[@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! COOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

[@Syisbraindead]

He is the chosen one!

[@anarchoarsonism]

Nice

[@aidenbrevans6045]

Today’s quote of the day: A-a-a-a-A MYYYERRRDEERR?!

[@dangerlab5360]

ON MY OWL EXPREZZZZS!?!?

[@code_Rei]

Super Mario Odyssey: Except now it's violent.

[@skwidsquad3668]

zelda_ guy just because someone has a Jojo pfp, it doesn’t mean that they’re eating, sleeping, and breathing Jojo 24/7

[@code_Rei]

@@skwidsquad3668 Well before I breathed JoJo because I didn't watch much more anime than 10 of the anime I watched, but now, I'm completely sucked backed into the Persona fandom, and sucked in into the Tokyo Ghoul fandom, but once someone watches JoJo, it's kinda an instinct to make a JoJo Reference.

[@dexi600]

Super Hat Kid Odyssey: This time, it’s personal

[@dogedraws1]

*AND FLYING!*

[@Gust3883]

Even tho it released before.

[@MegaChickenfish]

"Did she just break into my boat?" Yes. Your SPACEboat.

[@syndere6755]

I mean, after all, all boats must pay toll in Mafia Town.

[@Jessica_Schweser]

Mario Gamer12345 Even in space!

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

@@Jessica_Schweser no way!

[@dailinelily]

169th like- **square roots the number and it becomes 13 I have won but at what cost? (I actually didn't win anything)

[@lolz2225]

@@syndere6755 nobody: the mafia claiming the space is also mafia town:gib boat

[@cookieboy9517]

1:30 that “wayyy” was the best way I’ve ever heard

[@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx]

Waaaaae up thae.

[@Siinory]

The mission in Vanessa's manor spooked the hell out of me! I never expected that when I played the game and I think nobody would've expect it too

[@cadunkus]

Hat Kid for Smash. Neutral B: Throws potion. Can charge it for more damage. Side B: Drives a scooter into people (like smol Wario). Down B: Ice Hat. Just falls on people. Up B: ...Um... Dang it, it was too good to be true.

[@originalnameguy6964]

Up b: is tossed in the air by a penguin then glides down with the umbrella (that's the best I came up with)

[@blazerthegamer1625]

Final Smash: Grand slam all the time pieces into all your enemies.

[@sylmaranimates2599]

Blazer the Gamer i was thinking that she could use her dweller mask, anyone who steps inside the mask’s range is teleported to a cutscene where she pushes them into the void with a broom.

[@ZettaSloe]

@@sylmaranimates2599 I was thinking of the final smash being the projectile badge

[@montydoesgames]

@@sylmaranimates2599 or that they appear in Queen Vanessa's Manor and she runs at them

[@anonymoususer6639]

Foxes are suicidal Plays Dancin' with Smug dance Foxes are no longer suicidal.

[@GracieReneeGiraffe]

When you step in Snatcher’s trap again, my friend thought he was saying “FOOOOOOOOOOD!”

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

I mean, canonically, when Snatcher doesn’t need contractors anymore, he kills them, eats their soul, and tosses their body.

[@FoxOAlt]

I love watching people panic in Vanessa's manor, while I just do the speedrun shortcut. It's great. Beep.

[@pokedude720]

What's the speedrun shortcut?

[@FoxOAlt]

Daniel Myhre, so in the cellar, between the barrels you can crawl through a small hole that will bring you to the end room.

[@maskedman1195]

That sounds good for speedruns but id rather experience the game

[@DragonBallZKaifan2]

The shortcut was also added for people who have heart problems and could be put in danger by actually playing through that mission properly.

[@nikoozen6049]

@@DragonBallZKaifan2 this game really planned everything for everyone :D

[@littlebigabel]

*Dancin' is what to do, Dancin is what i think of you dancin's what makes me howe dancins what clears my soul*

[@arandompersononyoutube6447]

DANCIN!

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Hello fellow smug child

[@littlebigabel]

@@jimmyjohnjoejr Hello

[@TheLildman123]

Honestly, that’s my favorite song.

[@seek5146]

SmUg

[@joba5831]

is this noose trying to sweet talk me? -Alpharad 2018

[@imimdanger9779]

Hilarious

[@hiraeth_neevous]

"I think I can just enter a building" And so he signed up for the scariest part of the game.

[@lucariken2065]

"I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop" 10:20

[@dietair2702]

Did he just walk up slowly... *and grab that time piece?*

[@WillTBear1]

He really did...

[@leonard3667]

@@WillTBear1 Are you gonna let him do that?

[@defectivesickle5643]

He really did though.

[@nikoozen6049]

When?

[@lolz2225]

me explaining to my kids in 2050 about the snatcher deathwish boss:in aisan accent*MURDER HORNETS EVERYWHERE STINGING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT

[@ERRORNAME_h]

26:36 "Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?"

[@axatu7716]

Yes.

[@nikoozen6049]

yEs~

[@loganbatis5573]

*NOOSE SEDUCE*

[@somerandomdoood]

38:16 my favorite part by far

[@lemonhead1571]

Alf "Hello sir, would you like to be my friend?" "watch yo tone"

[@AnimeGamerCreater]

"Ah burger" "Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?"

[@oooohapenny4707]

You know why you're here. *D A N C I N*

[@raseli4066]

Dancin is what to do

[@gabed6048]

yea

[@fricot]

@@raseli4066 Dancin when I think of you

[@raseli4066]

@@fricot dancin what clears my soal

[@ryannixon4138]

dancin what makes me whole

[@stefan-uj2ms]

2 days later: The Hat in Time 100% supercut

[@jameschapman2782]

stoofen demesmin 1 week later: A Hat in Time: Seal the Deal 100%

[@sandinochristian]

YES PLEASE!

[@westform22]

2 Seconds later *DANCING HAT KID INTENSIFIES*

[@jilloliver6685]

Hat kid: *gets dlc and plays a timer lvl and sees the timer* AND WISHES THE DLC WAST A THING

[@lolz2225]

@@jilloliver6685 hat kid playing deathwish DLC:boop! me:hat kid run or you have to face mega snatcher

[@swede4p]

38:27 “its just a flower, i shouldn’t be scared of a flower” *has flowey flashbacks

[@Bellonging]

Every-time some weird physics thing happens in this game I remind myself it was built in unreal engine 3. I do mean that purely as a neutral sentence it just. explains some things in the game

[@panda-kunlovesyou330]

Charlie Bell ya but for a game built in that engine it’s almost amazing for an indie game too

[@melgibsonero]

...It's not Unity? It looks so Unity. I have been living a lie.

[@memerio1458]

Thank you so much Alpha, for not giving Mustache Girl the time piece.

[@michaelpisciarino5348]

0:32 Welcome to Mafia Town 2:10 She Came From Outer Space 5:27 Dead Bird Studios 11:00 Time Rift 12:13 Subcon Forest 15:40 Vanessa’s Manor

[@bluetoonloon5822]

Thank you

[@squidsquad7080]

thanks my dude

[@T_Optimiste]

Alpharad at 4:07 : "We're playing a bullet hell now!" Me: He he. You still don't know who's Snatcher, do you?

[@Zant582]

ehe TE NANDAYO

[@caitlinclark7093]

Literally every youtuber at the final boss: HER POWERS ARE DISAPPEARING???!!!

[@josemoya989]

“Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?” Im dead

[@Fieldsandfurrets]

1:45 "god... what if we got an indie rep" who's going to tell him?

[@melgibsonero]

Which rep is indie? Steve hardly counts as indie even though it technically used to be.

[@SteelCrustacean]

We talking about Sans, I think.

[@geblordofchaos2965]

32:04 thats acctualy legal! Snatcher (the black ghost) already sealed the contract, meaning he agreed to it already! So, if you edit it, since the stamp is still there, he legally agrees to that!

[@cursedcreature9162]

"He winked its him on the right" Looks at snatcher.

[@VFneptoona]

Mom: You can only watch one more video and you have to go to bed Me:

[@omelett3281]

Intermediate Vermilion nah just watch his Mario odesssy 100% run

[@leexiong7488]

Friend: wow an unoriginal comment Me:

[@arctc2195]

Intermediate Vermilion moms do this all the time and regret it

[@randomanoymous209]

mafia be like : *IMA SUDICIDE SO THE GRIL CAN HAVE THE PONS!*

[@jayjay0678]

SomeRandomPokemon 42 Odyssey is a good game

[@onion9274]

With the birds, if you let the Conductor win it's the same boss fight but with some different lines.

[@ultimateplayer1555]

"She has traveled through time, but I have ascended through time."

[@tristantaccad4644]

13:53 " Well, I didn't really Kobe that one" That line aged poorly

[@axatu7716]

F for Kobe.

[@OoferPrincess]

F ;-;

[@randomizedbot3328]

F for our boi

[@burntcrust7961]

F

[@jjorozco5951]

F

[@LarryButz]

“The Full Adventure” Doesn’t have the DLC, thereby making it a Partial Adventure SMH, not even a dab mod for PC, peck-neck.

[@HeroChao132]

Not PC, PS4.

[@OnlyElfen]

Didnt 100% it...

[@adja8580]

lol

[@rompevuevitos222]

Any game wich requires a DLC to complete the story is an absolute money grab

[@LarryButz]

The DLC was free first day and to backers forever, you dingus. And your case of DLC being a money grab is a redundant assessment, it's like saying sides of food costing money is a money grab. It's side stuff. It costs money. What did you expect? It's not like you're cheating the game to get straight to the top or gambling, it's more content. Which costs money. I can keep going in circles... because it's redundant. Do some research.

[@Not_Aaron_]

Let's get that bread

[@Tr0lliPop]

"What if we had an indie rep in smash? Just what if?" Little did he know,

[@OliAtypical]

6:10 My school's detention system

[@GoldenPenHD]

I guess I have *time* to watch this.

[@NotMe-Anime]

Boy

[@TheShadow1347]

Good one

[@Ixiot_]

Me when I've got time to watch this

[@violetgaming6469]

Now is not the *time* for puns

[@demtroyr1900]

@Sonic 57053 this was made first libtard

[@luismedina5792]

This game was made in 2017 the video was made in 2018 and here I am in 2019 just getting to know about it

[@panda-kunlovesyou330]

Luis Medina same and I’m upset I didn’t know sooner

I know since 2017 but before i dont even have a xbox or a good pc so i wait 2018

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

Same

[@richardgibson8403]

Luis Medina and I’m watching it in 2020

[@jonathanodude6660]

i waited to watch until i beat all the switch dlcs even though ive followed this game since it was first listed on a crowdfunder before it was promised to release on wii u and ive been following alpha since like 2014. i didnt even realise beating the game without doing all the levels was even possible so i 100%ed the game first go without even really trying

[@HGStudios217]

Everytime he says Hourglass I feel like I'm needed.

[@Zant582]

i don't

[@squidsquad7080]

u do u hourglass

[@eeveecat1228]

This video made me buy A Hat In Time. I’m now obsessed with it. Thank you Alpha.

[@anonymousthemystery6097]

Alpharad:*has a speech about doing things for the greater good* Also Alpharad:*sinister laughter*

[@TL-ob7pc]

This is the best game ever.

[@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_]

I agree

[@cjdgoofcook7628]

“The full adventure” and yet is filled with more holes than anything ever

[@Flame765]

‘Is he about to Katamari me?’ Liked and subscribed immediately after I heard that.

[@thesalsaguy4395]

And then the Seal the Deal playthrough happens. Alpha, let me tell you something. You aren't a true, TRUE gamer if you've completed the Death Wish missions.

[@goatnorth1247]

anyone who doesn't complete death wish without easy mode is a foooooooooool

[@Slicetheidiot]

uh, he is playing on the console version of the game, which doesn't have seal the deal, AND YET HE HAS THIS GAME ON STEAM

[@goatnorth1247]

@@Slicetheidiot o o f

[@probablynotepic]

actually you just play with a controller

[@Slicetheidiot]

@@probablynotepic the console version isn't updated... and you can play with controllers on the pc version

[@blobbywassabi]

Don't steal from children that have master fighting skills and hour glasses.

[@EskChan19]

Honestly, this game was just so good and fun and nice.

[@Workersonboardofficial]

A HAT IN TIME: The Full Adventure

[@rorballs]

a hat in time; the way home

[@deathiezzlulz]

A HAT IN WOOMY: The Full Veemo

[@adachy]

A hat in time; trip to liberty

[@memeemporer11]

yup thats the name of the video why did you feel the need to say this

[@Syisbraindead]

A Bouncy Roomba in Time : New funky mode

[@kiracomfortinghishomie8351]

Hat za dusto has already been activated!

[@epicgamesbr4992]

killer queen already touched that hat!

[@flooplesmooples]

Dooooooo do do do dodo do doooooo do do do doo do doooo it the kira theme

[@BigBoy-wp8zo]

Kira Queen daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto

[@ItsKgan]

*finishes Super Mario Odyssey Deluxe* "Oh crap, what now?"

[@blumago4717]

"We're in a bullet hell now" Little did he know that death wish would exist...

[@fabiomendes3545]

40:12, literally could hear that music for hours

[@c17bykenshi67]

,,and for some reason people have already leased this child“ She sounds way too Scottish

[@yigitoz8387]

Leased? He says lewded. Because that's what happened. People lewded Hat Kid and Moustache Girl.

[@therr2146]

I like Hat Kid. She's adorable! ♥️❤️

[@ashhh456]

Same

[@smughatkid696]

Thank you

[@egg1899]

I really hope he gets the switch version so he can play both the other chapters and the snatcher challenges.

[@saifuusuri]

"What's your Uncle's sister's maiden name?" Me who's uncle doesn't have a sister: *Sweats nervously*

[@SteelCrustacean]

Your uncle on your mother's side, or your dad's side? Because on your mother's side, your uncle's sister is your mom, and therefore her maiden name is just the last name she had before marriage to her partner, unless she didn't adopt her partner's last name. Of course, that's all with the assumption that A. your parents are "one male, one female", and B. your mother is still present in the family.

[@HTPCYMC]

I’m ready to rise up and get that bread

[@Taentarctic]

really you rise up just to get bread... How lame

[@adrianc1496]

Secure the bag my důde

[@Infectedbybloo]

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@NewbyTon]

Magic

[@jaketadd180]

I am not throwing away my shot.

[@foxyloafva]

Ive actually met the voice actress for mustache girl. She was one of the most chill people ever. (Ellie Monty btw)

[@LuigiMan2401]

Hat kid during the final boss: You may have a brain, but I have flying scooter

[@starman2799]

"look at this cult of crows!" Actual uh no its a murder of cr- (gets slapped)

[@carrotdtop_1]

*BUT WHERE IS THE CAT IN THE HAT*

[@Kokorz]

The cat in the hat knows a lot about time

[@TheShadow1347]

The world may never know.

[@zyke809]

the bat with the gat

[@adymantv6968]

Even alpha??? Where else are u at???

[@cylipses2573]

*CAT IN THE HAT IN TIME FOR CRAB*

[@Derpy_Aura]

Person: She's so cute! FBI: She sure is.

[@cobalt318]

I’m 13 and she’s 12 so I can safely say she’s an adorable little thing

[@thesoulchild2335]

I'm 11 so.. i can like her

[@cardboardhawks6783]

KGB OPEN DOOR

[@vitovalentino6481]

I can legally say she is the most adorable human on the planet

[@deadassbird3763]

wait why predator kids exist

[@unusedaccount9481]

"Hello sir, would you like to be my friend?" *oof* "A l r i g h t"

[@bionicbananaman2826]

" I think I can enter the manor. " RIP Alpharad, he made a big mistake.

[@TheMatse007]

Im pretty late to the party but as I just rewatched this I found it quite amusing how you pulled off a SDJ (Sprint double jump, a speedrunning technique) casually off at the birdhouse to skip the level. Very entertaining to watch in the background while modding

[@HaruOkumuraNoir]

Now that I seen queen Vanessa’s manor so many times, I don’t even get scared for some reason.

[@greenat13]

Alpharad : “We just have to do this 38 more times, should be easy right?” Me : Try doing it with lag (30 FPS) and then do it 39 more times, that’s pure hell.

[@DankBench]

Nobody: JoJo Fans : Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe

[@AriesZero]

KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO!!

[@deadassbird3763]

the entire a hat in time is a jojo reference even in nyakuza metro theres a place called *ORA ORAMEN*

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Funny Jojo I said the funny word laugh guys please laugh I’m funny right? Right?

[@deadassbird3763]

@@cubeofmeat4982 *no*

[@cubeofmeat4982]

@@deadassbird3763 Exactly

[@ImO.uietly]

Oh god, 3 years ago?! Time really does fly by

[@zacharyvalois3425]

"Is this about to get spooky?" *Oh* *Oh no.*

[@soopercheese2872]

Alpha: "I don't think any game can truly make stealth fun" Metal Gear: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@theman6422]

Hat kid in the final boss: *literally become makoto*

[@amikko2948]

*ah, i see you're a man of culture, as well*

[@uberness]

“imagine if an indie rep was in smash” there was, but not the right way

[@that1gamurguy-91]

“They actually made you move in stealth games instead of hiding in boxes” -Alpharad That was a metal gear solid reference

[@julesdoestheedits]

"I think I can just enter the building." Oh you poor innocent soul

[@Lillenmedmillen]

0:09 Alpharad:So all I know is that I need to get tons of hour glasses, and that people have already lewded this little child for some reason Smug dancing:I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[@killerbean6254]

I always thought he said looted