Super Mario 64 as a First Person Shooter

[@diobrando1770]

The best part of this vid is that alpha just shoots everything, he doesn’t pick favorites if it can be shot it will be shot

[@optix1804]

no mercy

[@assordante2205]

You would say that, Dio. You are pure evil, after all.

[@ayat991234]

Correction he shot Monty Mole in front of Adriana

[@justsmallyt985]

you thought it was Dio, BUT IT WAS ME, *ORIGINAL COMMENT*

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

DIOOOOOOOOO

[@derekq8790]

I love how Alpha’s friends just immediately accept that he’s playing Mario with a gun when they join the call

[@Pikana]

Dude, it's Jacob. I'd be surprised if it wasn't that.

[@thecharmingone3931]

Let’s be honest. It’s not the craziest Mario-related thing he did.

[@spongebobfan78]

I like how the first thing Adriana saw when joining was Jacob shooting someone

[@WolfXGamerful]

the same group which agreed to play a bitcoin mining version of among us

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

@@thecharmingone3931 What, in your opinion, is?

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"It's a me!"_ *_"Run."_*

[@kieranmcginley1262]

"Geniva convention? More like Geniva suggestion!" -prob mario

[@Mr.Bababooey]

"Game over!" *gunshot sound*

[@insanityleech]

Pixalcraft is everywhere

[@marlee_goat]

*W A H O O !*

[@gibraltar4841]

Poo

[@tyler_bizarre3552]

6:56 I love how it immediately cuts to the power star after the bird dies cuz it doesn't show the bird die but you know it happens and I find that so funny

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

you know what i realized as well? you can still see the bird flying after it dies. that's just hilarious.

[@michaelmorgia1064]

Mostly everyone in the vid: haha Mario has a gun Adriana: you can not hide your sins, I know what you did, but more importantly, the world, will soon know of your misdeeds. You may laugh now, you may strike me down, but one day soon, they will know, what you did to Monty Mole.

[@samuelanderson1672]

mr krabs

[@blazingfrypan415]

Someone had to say it this is revenge for mario party (Jacob remembered that)

[@michaelmorgia1064]

@@blazingfrypan415 Monty Mole had it coming for what he did to Shy Guy

[@samuelanderson1672]

@@michaelmorgia1064 mr krabs

[@Greg-ix4nu]

@@samuelanderson1672 good comment.

[@HopCatSmash]

the summoning salt music! this is the future of speedruns

[@floriangraf3105]

Came in the Comments for this!

[@Hollow_Pin]

Is zero star possible? Probably tbh

[@cenfer9962]

I forgot the Underdogs knew Alpha

[@ERA006]

Hi Hopcat!

[@kestrel7493]

I would actually love a speedrunning scene for this game, has fast somewhat floaty movement and run and gun mechanics like doom but with a world and glitches of sm64: perfect speedrun

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

6:57 that's probably the most guttural laugh I've heard come out of Jacob. Cripes

[@thepurpleshard]

KKKHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA- KKHEEEEHHEEHHEEHHEHE

[@JJ_Rayd]

BIRD SEASON

[@AcidSlashDX]

[@jstar3382]

Watch Alpharad plu-delu-gold

[@realausome]

6:54 I love how quickly he knows to snipe Klepto.

[@user-mr2cx8yd7v]

@luz de luna i agree

[@obscure_genesis]

@luz de luna that's pretty controversial

[@ilvijagutmane]

@luz de luna NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jjwesker1061]

RIP KLEPTO: 1996-2021 Died a Sudden, Funny, and Horrible Death by Mario with Koopa the Quickscoper’s Sniper Rifle. He will not be remembered. 🤣

[@John_Smith.]

Nothing to do with knowing. Everything to do with _fuck_ _that_ _bird_

[@Kavycks]

honestly the different outro card and music and also just like editing and video style in this video is really cool it feels like a mix between Alpharad Deluxe and Alphrad like its a nice middle ground between the very laid back and the super energetic vibes

[@marekmiddaugh9565]

Couldn't agree more this is one of if not my favorite alpharad video

[@pokedude720]

I see Mario is honing his Neutral Special.

[@pokey9892]

True

[@Alibaba-id1cs]

Joker really taught Mario the way to use his Neutral Special

[@arbetor12]

Well he's master his forward aerial so might as well perfect everything else

[@MFernando_252]

Ah, he beat me too it.

[@K2CotC0807]

For his neutral special he wields a GUN

[@spiderssssssssssss]

Bowser: dies Goomba: *“Kill Mode Activated“*

[@ballisticboo7808]

"My name is Goomba. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[@bwoeYT]

Rogue Japanese soldiers continue fighting after the Emperor's surrender (1945, colourised)

[@instantpurple1282]

The boss theme has lyrics now*

[@dogeofdelusion]

@@bwoeYT breh

[@dogeofdelusion]

@@bwoeYT TACTICAL NUKE ACTIVATED

[@scrawnytony3174]

Coming Soon: The Legend of Zelda: Glockarina of Time

[@shadowwhistle606]

Y E S

[@cidredwood6170]

@@dekasandipermana8403 Couldn't even spell Dating right

[@ryanwest6163]

Majora’s M16

[@ShanRoulette2024]

@@dekasandipermana8403AHAH

[@an_annoying_cat]

pretty sure this comment is stolen

[@yoshster358]

"After Ben finished drowning" I feel like this was so underappreciated

[@yoshster358]

12:37

[@spritecan2254]

Yeah I noticed that too

[@ZeroX7649]

Yes, yes it was. Alpharad sometimes has gold level material.

[@Kathrynerius]

@@c.a.m.productions8585 Blah blah must be so fun at parties.

[@envy9262]

Yeah I died laughing 😂

[@playerdreamer181]

I love how all the homies started joining the call when they noticed that jacob was in for like, 3 hours

[@ghostguyhiisdumb5528]

Am I the only one who found Peach’s letter excessively funny

[@happycamper7265]

Everyone who liked this comment agreed.

[@happycamper7265]

Including me.

[@koren4685]

I didnt understand it is it an innuendo

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@koren4685 yes

[@vanilla.ice28]

It’s hilarious

[@Rytonic69]

10:50 "Boutta read out his social security like a prophet." Oh God, I needed that laugh. Actually crying rn

[@Bfams]

I haven’t even scrolled yet and I already see 3 comments saying “For his neutral special he wields a gun”

[@shootingstardragon7764]

For his neutral special...

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

he wields a gun

[@Dabloomfume]

*pow*

[@hazzesanimations8212]

SAY GOODBYE

[@tysonfontanez]

funny smash bros reference

[@r3dskillz]

Alpharad: (Shoots Monty Mole) “Adriana will remember that”

[@happycamper7265]

U earned all those likes.

[@r3dskillz]

@@happycamper7265 thank you

[@mcnugget4227]

13:11 "Editor's note: FUCK!" Never related more

[@johntheechidna1050]

I need the time stamp. I forgot

[@shootingstardragon7764]

@@johntheechidna1050 13:11 you're welcome

[@ilvijagutmane]

13:12

[@TheMainAdog]

6:55 I don’t think I’ve ever heard alpharad laugh harder than when he sniped the eagle omg lmfaooo

[@superknuten3845]

It’s a vulture, but yeah

[@Jamaimz]

“Violent games don’t make violent people but it’s been 5 seconds and I’m already craving blood” -Alpharad 2021 I couldn’t relate more

[@happycamper7265]

He has a gun for Pete’s sake!

[@happycamper7265]

(Metaphorically speaking)

[@Jamaimz]

@@happycamper7265 i was to lazy to put that part in. and in my opinion its very wrong

[@Marco-The-Grey]

Doesn't everyone?

[@shadowwhistle606]

Rip and tear

[@ocarinaplaya]

Adriana is like the little sister the big brothers like to mess with.

[@DizzleGamerViewer]

@ocarinaplaya I know...and it’s hilarious 😆

[@Marqrk]

Funniest part is after she joined I was thinking “Good thing she was away for HMC so she didn’t have to see Monty Mole Abuse” and then...well...

[@pitchen]

Probably helps that she puts on that weird baby voice

[@oefest]

@@pitchen Who sent all these *B A B I E S* to fight me?!

[@Poppipower]

I don’t know what’s funnier: sad Adriana or happy Altrive

[@miguelpelia2396]

Imagine if Adriana was there for the penguin bit

[@JohnPerry27]

I actually wish they weny back to show her they could shoot the penguin and the vulture.

[@sotto0331]

@@JohnPerry27 They actually did

[@JohnPerry27]

@@sotto0331 When, is there a full video somewhere else?

[@justavulpixlol]

@PUTRA 03 bot

[@AssassinIronMan]

@@justavulpixlol Lol “Privat”

[@redbelladonna668]

Fun fact, at 12:12, the little town that’s seen IS from the Legend of Zelda. It was just reused for this specific level in Mario 64

[@austria-hungary7680]

which town, which game?

[@redbelladonna668]

@@austria-hungary7680 I don’t recall the town name, but I’m pretty sure it was Majora’s mask. Maybe Ocarina? I don’t remember for certain. I just know it was on the N64

[@andrewrobinson8542]

You do realize SM64 is older than both OoT and MM, right?

[@skillshare385]

That opening needed no damn commentary.

[@trumangraham2602]

This game is somehow incredibly high effort and at the same time low quality.

[@obscure_genesis]

Roblox:

[@DrUnfunny]

@@obscure_genesis No, no, it's very low quality

[@Tyranitar.]

@@DrUnfunny except for: every game made by rolve every game made by polyhex BSS clone tycoon 2 somehow and a few others i can't think of currently.

[@rubyrules2]

@@Tyranitar. like 2 other tycoons. And World Zero

[@Tyranitar.]

@@rubyrules2 funny enough islands and every other game made by the creator of clone tycoon 2 as well.

[@WillytheTerryMain]

"I'm-a so sorry, a-little one. Pasta la vista." -super mario

[@plipplopproductions4347]

How did you comment this 2 days ago?

[@DrizzyEddie]

Damn I see you with that badge

[@brancicle2579]

members get videos early

[@DrizzyEddie]

@@plipplopproductions4347 he’s a member

[@blastiose6822]

They may have seen the video early because they're a member.

[@andyn46]

I love how this masterpiece was created in a month and Yandere sim is creeping up on the 7 year mark

[@eldritchomen]

​@@24kFamesofToast 9-10 years now actually And yes the one made by the creepazoid about an emotionless girl killing rivals and doing nsfw shit in a hs

[@nabitea2886]

I like how the first time Jacob only slowly shot the penguin as if he were hesitant but after the first one he just changed. Completely. Showing no mercy upon the penguins

[@_Rndom]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@dandertuts7702]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@XerneX127]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@kylojett]

That concludes it, video games do cause violence

[@VoidFulruun]

Other Nintendo KZbinrs: Bowser’s Fury Alpharad: It’s-a-me, Gun Mario!

[@thewholecircus]

Bowser's really furious

[@Notsosavage154]

It’s-a-me John Gotti

[@Droub_]

And im fine with that. i dont want spoilers

[@oops3798]

"You can't shoot the penguins, can you?" *Awkward silence as Alpharad tries to neglect his sins*

[@lisahealey9653]

*Alpharad remembered his days in veitnam

[@CArcherOwl]

*Alpha felt his sins crawling on his back.*

[@Sk1bbler]

Lol

[@Whkixsbukb]

Your sexuality is your personality so you're boring.

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

17:18

[@dfquartzidn6151]

14:53 I love this so much! I wished there was a section like this in the original game.

[@twotonecloudboxing1471]

Would be kinda cool but I can’t tell if they added the music themselves or if it was already there since it plays again later. And if they did add it themselves I’ve never heard that track before so I wonder how they found it

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@twotonecloudboxing1471 Oh that song was added in. It’s the River Twygz bed theme from Super Paper Mario. Edit: I don’t know wether Alpharad added that in or MixMorris (the creator) added it in, lmao.

[@dragonheart81vids]

the DS version has a similar room, but not quite so spooky

[@iamrich4564]

Why does it exist

[@Lucky_T]

4:17 The sheer panic in his voice as he pleaded to Alpha's humanity killed me.

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

“If you got a waterproof jacket and I had a cup of water, I would spill a little water on you, so what’s wrong with shooting you?”

[@mute_cebu_]

Your post-game commentary insertion was actually really nice. This is a good video.

[@ayaanosaurasrex6582]

yes i liked it

[@josiahball7799]

When you're just strollin' through the castle and you hear: _I am the big pianta._

[@SliverSaurus]

'Buzz look an alien!' 'Where!?' 6:57

[@hubdub1130]

Completely underrated comment

[@obscure_genesis]

6:58 is a closer timestamp, and also this comment is excellent

[@sanguis77]

This is the second time he’s been killed off camera in a Mario game.

[@giordanorojas3365]

What was the first time?

[@sanguis77]

@@giordanorojas3365 New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe or something like that. The one with Nabbitt. He was on one life 'cuz he refused to play cheap, and Bowser Jr. killed him during Bowser's dying cutscene, when they couldn't move.

[@asparagusoreo3280]

@@sanguis77 link plz

[@strtrm2406]

@@asparagusoreo3280 Can't post links, but it's 46:06 in "New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe: The Invincible Supercut"

[@asparagusoreo3280]

@@strtrm2406 ok

[@para4]

My humor is so deteriorated that I actually died laughing at toad from mario saying “It spooked me so I bought a shotgun.” Help me

[@oldfrostytabby]

honestly that's better than rewatching alpha speed through the ice slide in sync with the music more than 5 times

[@souakadpadkid6685]

I mean, it is funny, especially out of context

[@ratte6090]

Toad canonically has a shotgun now, and you can't tell me otherwise.

[@dream_walker9726]

There is no help from me. *because I’m the same*

[@Zorro9129]

RIP

[@dominicbonogofski]

8:59 it gets even worse. You can just straight up jump through the fencing there. It doesn't exist. It's a one-sided wall.

[@MFernando_252]

Wow, and they called Byleth the “Distance Demon”.

[@thekingnoble4124]

*Min Min stares in the background*

[@anthonysimons4245]

That title then went to Min Min lol

[@your_local_queer_musician158]

Emphasis on the demon god damn

[@kieranmcginley1262]

Meanwhile... In the background SEPHIROTH!.... .....SEPHIROTH!..

[@sirocco2810]

Yeah that joke died two weeks after Min-Min's release.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

“Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.” -Engineer

[@epicyoshi9515]

ah, a man of culture as well

[@happycamper7265]

@@epicyoshi9515 correction: u both and I are men of culture.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@epicyoshi9515 indeed I am, Pard'ner

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Name AND pic both check out.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@thelivingglitch1371 That's the idea, stringbean.

[@DarkRayquaza121]

Honestly, if only Alpha knew that the RPG rockets can be bugged and collect stars for you.

[@Crystal_Dylan]

He figured it out eventually

[@officialgeneral_soldiernat5717]

“Editor’s note: Fuck”

[@dynamicgamesyt3]

Can you timestamp it

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

@@dynamicgamesyt3 13:11

[@adabillleon8749]

@@aritarita8195 it’s a scam they got hacked

[@TriforceZard]

“Patrick that’s a gun” “Yes”

[@thepizzatime3502]

“Patrick that’s a ROOOCKET LAUNCHER” “Yes”

[@thepriestgodneverpaid]

" *Shigeru thats an M16* " *DIE GOOMBA*

[@SmokeyOwOs]

"Patrick that's an AC-130"

[@MasterMarx]

"Patrick that's a subscribe button to Alpharad" "Yes"

[@thepriestgodneverpaid]

@@MasterMarx He shouldn't warn him to do it. You should really subscribe to Alpharad people.

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

This is basically Yoshi's Safari, but with extra steps. and no Yoshi.

[@jared_con]

Obviously, they shot yoshi in the beginning

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I’ve never played that game so what the *hell* happens in that game that’s comparable to Mario 64 with gun

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

@@eddykidplayzytI mean, you can always just google Yoshi's Safari. Anyways, it's a first person shooter on-rails gameplay with a unique plot/story. I'll give you hint; Peach and NO ONE gets kidnapped for once. You can only play the game with the Super Scope controller attachment for the SNES. The same Super Scope is also an item used in Super Smash Bros series.

[@pokkiheart]

​@@jared_con "with extra steps, and no yoshi" *we made sure of it*

[@darkwolf0328]

U mean and no more yoshi

[@benjaminboone2]

Can we talk about the fact that the shots at 2:35 where in sync with the music.

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

First non bot comment. yeah thats pretty good transition there

[@thenightranger987]

Third non bot comment. I hope that wasn’t intentional, because that would be perfect.

[@waffle6454]

Fun Fact: Nintendo actually planed to give Mario a gun on the nes, but it was removed to make it more family friendly. If they kept the guns, this is probably what Mario 64 would have looked like

[@Swift_Wings]

i cannot tell if this is a shitpost or not

[@lwfawn]

source?

[@Swift_Wings]

@@lwfawn he made it the fuck up

[@bonsaisai]

"Name a character that suffered more." *The Penguin From Mario 64.*

[@bunchaidiots2065]

The pengin

[@drink4135]

"It's-a-me, Gun mario" "Wahoo" -Jacksflims

[@abesfunworld9741]

Violence is not the answer. Mario: *ITS THE SOLUTION.*

[@Akajaro]

Violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the answer is yes.

[@AnnaLogueMemes]

@@Akajaro no, its aways yes

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

@@Akajaro A fellow RT fan I see

[@curtdog647]

@@Akajaro DAMN IT THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY LINE

[@TheJcjonesacp]

10:18 the legendary big Pianta!!! I died with the halo theme.

[@kkfaller]

When you finally find the live piano in this game: "I just want to talk to him." **loads gun** "I just wanna talk to him"

[@mokey9389]

10:36 huh so this is that “Super Mario RPG” everyone’s talking about

[@sunshowers3838]

Thank you.

[@instantpurple1282]

Oh that’s funny, thanks.

[@jackofclubs6229]

Oh that’s why Geno isn’t in Smash. He’s not a character. He’s *Geno* cide.

[@zxcvbnyt089]

Yes piano give rocket launcher and you *do*

[@consolebreaker6596]

@@jackofclubs6229 whats geno cide?

[@ShadowCringelord]

I got hit right in the feels as soon as I heard the first note of the goodbye chao theme

[@Peteli-Nera-Sypher]

Game developers: We put lava as to where you cannot pass through Alpharad: Oh no! Anyway.

[@WillytheTerryMain]

adriana coming into the video adds such a great dynamic to the video, you got super mario shootin up the mushroom kingdom and adriana just yelling "STOP DON'T HURT MONTY MOLE" and i love it so much

[@GoldenKirby]

Hearing her scream when he killed Monty while in the wall killed me lmao

[@sambishara9300]

18:41

[@GoldenKirby]

@@sambishara9300 HAA!!!

[@tsukinoakuma]

Alpha: *shoots Monty Mole* Adri: “STOP! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” Me: “Come on... you know why.”

[@fod-der]

He didn't have his happy meal ):

[@akesan2374]

I love how you can feel Alpha's satisfaction as he takes his revenge on Adriana by killing Monty Mole in front of her

[@azdf43]

Deep mario party lore

[@derekq8790]

“This game really makes you FEEL like Mario” -IGN

[@karimnasser5954]

Underrated comment

[@jmeMK64]

9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone

[@weponizedbattletoaster9282]

Wait a secon-

[@samueld8413]

7.5 too much water

[@cg5380]

Legendary comment

[@thegamerator10]

19:47 Eventually, Mario stopped thinking.

[@gorboova3267]

One day Mario decided that jumping on their heads wasn’t enough

[@duzziewuzzie4388]

My favorite part of this was the character arc Koopa the Quickscoper had. Best writing I have ever seen

[@justafan9206]

Yup

[@sadtoad250]

If he’s going down on the 31st of March, he’s taking everyone down with him

[@vividpain_]

Good comment dear sir

[@ruthsevere8128]

PFFFFFFFFFT-

[@babyyoda6392]

I just don’t get it

[@Rafael-iq5su]

@@babyyoda6392 mario will die soon

[@pcvrisepic]

@@Rafael-iq5su why

[@skylargoo477]

“This looks like a power point presentation” This game must be made by the same person who made the Mario anniversary game title screen

[@admg2005]

man this whole game feels like a PowerPoint presentation and little timmys first blender project

[@jubernavarrete3807]

This looks better than anything I could produce at little Timmy’s age. This is a work of art to rival The Creation of Adam.

[@redhands_22]

"Shoots innocent penguin" Us: "Ha penguin go slide"

[@SuperIsaiah]

If Mario was American instead of Italian

[@tomnadoyeet6225]

As an American I can confirm that this is the case

[@breagle4525]

Kalashnikov

[@ramdem-8758]

@grim_ *Black Rights don't need to say goodbye because they don't have"

[@samueld8413]

Haha funny and original America joke

[@SuperIsaiah]

@@samueld8413 Well I'm actually pro-gun myself I just think the joke is funny & am able to laugh at myself.

[@GMKGoji01]

16:08 I'm gonna be honest, I've never heard Alpharad laugh this hard before since he Falcon Punch'd a certain someone through a fountain. BUT! Can he rocket jump?

[@EktoAnim]

I think that was altrive

[@dogyX3]

Imagine you just joined the call and that's the first thing you see 😂

[@pokey9892]

"The Earth was flat because 3D Platformers didn't exist." - Alpharad

[@zaplios]

He took the name “Bob-omb Battle field” literally.

[@lcurry3771]

not really a battlefield

[@lcurry3771]

yeah you wont get the joke

[@rellik1755]

@@lcurry3771 What?

[@Quirrel.]

"credits are rolling, and mario is dying"

[@RickRodGaming]

Which is relevant, cuz he actually died. He is cursed I tell ya!

[@VVheeli]

WELCOME TO KAIZO

[@KAMFP]

"mario is dying and you're laughing!?"

[@Locke5413]

"...or you'll never jump off these walls again." The line that snapped me in two.

[@ChristopherMoom]

The Goomba that literally killed Jacob in the middle of the game's CREDITS must've been karma finally catching up with him I don't know what it was karma for but it was probably for the sins he committed against the Baby Penguin

[@SteelCrustacean]

Why hasn't that Goomba killed everyone, then?

[@nicolasmarquesbarbosa686]

@@SteelCrustacean maybe he will

[@GahmConrad]

You have always been there for us as a friend, and I feel that only a real one could ever begin to understand that.

[@lspuria8440]

Fyrus called it XD 22:52

[@gooseygoose46673]

hello my multidimensional friend, everywhere at once as usual I see

[@cameronscott5649]

I love how a lot of the structures just don’t work. The rails and the lava are just placebo

[@ooriley2]

18:43 the Best moment in gaming history

[@gailpalmer1951]

4:34 Alpharad: haha. Pengwen: *random music plays*

[@devad768]

No one: Literally no one: Alpha: “Let’s making the ending music start as loud as possible while you have your headphones at max volume”

[@ArcadianLegend]

The white room is from 64 DS for those wondering. It had an extra star there.

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

Alternate title: Not Mario 64

[@AxelBurned]

First thing I said when I saw the title was, "LOOK. I GET IT."

[@St_rs1123]

@@AxelBurned You’re tired of Mar- Why would you be tired of it? No one’s really making videos of it. Well you’re tired of it. And this, ohohohh this. This is NOT Mario 64 *cue the princess peach message at the start of the video*

[@thewholecircus]

Look, I get it. Your tired of Mario, your tired of all things relating to Mario, well frankly Mario is tired of you.

[@crimsonwarrior3500]

16:02 hearing altrive laugh like this is so funny idk why

[@KingHarambe_RIP]

This radiates a bit of “Alpharad Deluxe” energy and I can get behind that.

[@benport466]

19:00 Mario 64 with a gun is respected as an intense speedrunning game with a competitive scene. But as more runners tried their hand, they noticed that this would be the most broken Mario game to date. This, is the history of the Mario 64 Gun% world record

[@TheNadroj10]

I love that instead of regular bowser, we get Giga Bowser for this crazy ass mod. Nice touch

[@jorgenthorstein3314]

That final goomba was vengeance incarnate, it was vengeance for any cheesing/murdering you did to that game

[@cms_bb8817]

19:07 I heard that summoning salt intro music, don’t make him do a video on the history of Mario with gun speed runs please.

[@tortuga5160]

*this- this right here isn’t a game. No it’s a masterpiece and a message.*

[@happycamper7265]

Yes

[@wildcattuna4657]

the message for anyone who does not know is if you have a problem use a gun/rocket launcher

[@Kittygamerz]

@@wildcattuna4657 I thought the message was don’t fuck with a Mario.

[@wildcattuna4657]

@@Kittygamerz that also works

[@fusiondraws7482]

its a buggy mess

[@NotASpyReally]

Mario is Joker in this one. Literally laughs like a maniac when he feels pain.

[@jet-set-stars]

Each laugh is a reminder that he's still human.

[@MellowMellowDude]

Don't kinkshame him

[@happycamper7265]

@@MellowMellowDude we don’t judge here on the alpharad comment section.

[@deadlydingus1138]

"We live in a society, Luigi."

[@J.Blazer]

"Tic-Tock Clock kinda works for a shooter, I feel." Not this shooter.

[@tyra7184]

Mario: "Thank you so much for playing my game!" Also Mario: "HOOUGH HOOUGH HOOUGH" *Literally dies*

[@atruepanda1782]

"3D games simply didn't exist, until Mario 64!" *sad star fox noises*

[@jonathanasterios121]

semi 3d

[@TVsmolenskiy]

Contra

[@sperrin]

He specifically says 3D platformers, not just 3D games. He's still wrong though.

[@PokemonOnlineSupport]

"Sees notification popup" "ignores" Me literally few seconds after: wait I realized that was Alpharad

[@loftwild8725]

I did the exact same thing

[@keilan2711]

@@loftwild8725 same lmao

[@Sickle-vy7jk]

Hey Alpharad, I just found out the creator of this game, also made another game just as high quaility called Spongebob Glockpants. You should use your speedrun strats on it.

[@soulsilvergamer5225]

Welp

[@llamason7044]

17:03 when Adrianna joins the call

[@TecAlchemis]

"Thank you for playing my-" Gommba: Allow me to introduce myself

[@13gamerbullet]

If you pause at 6:57 on the frame before he shoots, you can see how deadly his aim was. Nice shot

[@collinutley4692]

16:10 me too Koppa the Quickshot, me too...

[@vinyltnt3094]

Adriana: Leave the clip of you doing that Alpha: Leaves the clip in “Everybody liked that”

[@anthonyt.6665]

Unrealistic FPS, you didn’t jump a normal height and then die from taking fall damage

[@BonnieBunny53]

That’s just Minecraft WiiU

[@s.c.2180]

Ever heard of arena fps?

[@deathvai364]

Bruh like when you jump out a window at full health, get hit by like one bullet and die, that’s a bad feeling

[@techno_otaku]

suddenly ....Borderlands

[@Swoozman]

This video has such a weird vibe compared to Alpha’s other vids. Im here for it, it’s a good vid, it’s just hitting different.

[@microlunchbox2657]

In the end, when the credits rolled, Mario payed the price for every soul he took that day. Remember kids, make sure you’re nowhere near your victims before you blackout because they’ll want revenge.