Defeating Mario Party's HARDEST CPU

[@Cam-jm9lk]

The three half strips of bacon arc had a beautiful set up with a heartbreaking payoff. A narrative masterpiece

[@fugyfruit]

A true Greek tragedy

[@rachelmills9780]

Shout out to little bro for all his hard work, you're appreciated and add so much to the Alpharad Gold experience. Next time add more leaf transitions though.

[@blueguy9833]

In Mario Party 7, there’s a gecko code to replace birdo with DK. You could totally bring hard DK into a world where he was not meant to be.

[@ODISeth]

As a current DoorDash employee, fuck McDonalds. The only place that’s fucked up more orders is Taco Bell but I feel like that’s expected. But McDonalds? Bro every order from them is absolute insanity. So many incorrectly stuffed bags all taped over so we can’t check them.

[@butterman59]

As a current McDonald's employee, fuck DoorDash. We already have all these lazy asses using the curbside and the drive thru then they added the option for someone to order as much as they want all at once that has to just sit there, then we get bitched at because it took forever to deliver. I have no personal issue with doordash but doordash orders can suck it

[@millerlmao]

We Taco Bell employees try our best.

[@ODISeth]

@@millerlmao why?

[@robert-zr1kx]

@@millerlmao And we love you for it. You're doing perfect.

[@cleoknight4788]

congrats to dotcolin for becoming such a staple of this era of Alpharads2ndChannel

[@Garfield_Lover357]

I don’t call Colin little bro, I call him little kid. Because he’s the GOAT

[@melovespoon]

took me a second

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

Whar

[@melovespoon]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl kid what a child goat is called

[@maskedfigure7369]

Would like but was at 69 likes 😔

[@Xetaas]

@@melovespoongoatsy?

[@Balar9]

The combination of seeing mario party and over an hour duration made me yell YOOO with them in the beginning.

[@David20Covers]

throwback to when this game made us all question jacob's and jo's friendship

[@Isaax]

I absolutely love your "podcasting Mario Party CPUs" videos, wouldn't mind more of this in the future

[@kevinakey2044]

I am such a big fan of this series! cant wait for ep.2 !!!

[@gilgameshtheexcalipooruser177]

Just 365 more days to go!

[@Bam5b_]

There isn't going to be epesode 2, they only do 1 game a day, sorry Keven

[@michaellvoltare]

​@@Bam5b_ wow that's insane bro!

[@cogbait]

@@Bam5b_ I can’t believe it

[@Bam5b_]

@@cogbait thank you for the suport on my reply :)

[@hatjousuke]

12:58 as to why Peach in the middle has a smaller window -- Koopa Kid has extra top UI and Mario not only has extra bottom UI, but is also further up from the bottom of the screen. It looks to me like they tried to have the UI account for TV overscan.

[@omega8014]

I love when they talk about the blooper mini game looking so good. EVERYTIME they played that mini game back in the Mario party days

[@AQ_Noops]

The DK punching Bowser event is like 1/100. I can’t believe you guys saw it twice in a row

[@ethanhethcoat3144]

DK is not mysoginistic.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

That's 1RN for you

[@andrewbravo6152]

That's 4 half times in a row

[@Mysticshade59]

I'm disappointed that the thumbnail doesn't have DK, I guess HARDEST DK was too powerful.

[@LoyaLPikmin]

He wasn’t in this game I don’t think

[@magicdreemurr3771]

DK's not even playable in Mario Party 5. 😂

[@gilgameshtheexcalipooruser177]

DK was too powerful for this game, he could only make a cameo to prevent complete annihilation

[@ms.magenta]

They tried to put hardest dk in the thumbnail but the footage kept getting 3 stocked by a forward aerial since jo couldn't find the right way to return home

[@CheesiX8]

@@ms.magenta you're trying to hard

[@lycandula]

I am a person who really loved the 3DS feature. Having that extra depth perception was so great for many action games. I won't lie, it was rough to get used to, but it made playing Monster Hunter so much more immersive. My 3D slider was always on max when I played. I miss 3DS games.

[@queenlamp]

4 bottles of water and no food is wild

[@isaowilcox1020]

You don’t know how happy I am to hear you’re finally playing Tetris Attack, Jo. I love that game so much. Bumpty is an awesome guy and so are the other characters. Lakitu and Blargg are my guys. I recommend that game highly. It’s like the better version of Puyo Puyo bc there is so much more control on playing the game. You can freely move around and make bombs which feels way nicer to play. It is fairly easy enough to learn and has a high skill ceiling. Once you start learning about chaining, that changes up the game even more. The blocks are also very nice & bright colors for you, the game has a great soundtrack, nice sfx and Yoshi’s Island characters which is just more to love. I’m so nostalgic for the game. I grew up playing it with my family but I still play it. It’s very therapeutic to play. The way Jacob talks about Tetris is exactly how I feel about Tetris Attack. The colors are nice, matching the blocks and making bombs by clearing the lines just feels good. It’s such a nice niche game that you can be cracked at. You guys should definitely play it sometime bc I would love to see Jo being cracked at it. You could also bring Ellie’s brother to play against since you guys mentioned he is VERY good at it

[@EggOfNobleArms]

There is no exaggeration when I tell you this is my favorite AI Presidents video of all time. Absolute gold.

[@jayzell3687]

Out of all descriptors I ever thought I'd have for Kaido? "Gender ally" is the most unexpected

[@FrostReach66]

The one thing I’ll give Mario Party 5 is how hilariously unbalanced the items are🤣 getting the 5 turn roulette where every space has an orb on it is so fun

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

The way it functions though is weird

[@robertolebron2296]

What about 5 stars on the field?

[@SemiHypercube]

shoutouts to Colin for editing these videos every day

[@faeriexylily]

don't mind me building lego while "watching" alpharad gold

[@captainjellystar1453]

32:48 “wrong way, Toad” - Jo

[@kedsready4287]

As far as pitches go for the Yo intro, Jacob had a nice Eb, then slides and joins Jo on the pitch of D. Yup, welcome to music theory.

[@nkgamergod5256]

Your doing great Colin! Don't forget the leaf transitions.👍

[@xakerie5762]

Hey Collin, I can feel your heart beating Good work on all the vids!

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

Toad was a big fan of Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3, if you play it, you too could obtain his power.

[@gilgameshtheexcalipooruser177]

Man I'm really wondering what's gonna be your response when (or if) they play it

[@unfunnyclown5959]

Naughty bear trouble in paradise ratios

[@pichu9546]

Surprised at how easily jo repressed this board from his memory

[@skimaskedabi]

Happy 702k everyone wow i can't believe we made it it feels like just yesterday we were at the previous milestone of 697k!

[@TillyCorbin]

i liked the lore behind ''a little bit of trolling'' episode 127 of alpharad plus deluxe gold season 3

[@br0k3n_url]

thank you so much for clutching out videos for us every day colin. the goat fr 🙏

[@raize4224]

The koopa kid 69 coin duel is the classic

[@MathiusThatBe]

Yamato isn't "trans" in the western sense, but Okiku is. Oda's spoken on it, japanese translators have spoken on it, japanese readers have spoken on it, and even editors of the manga have spoken on it; Yamato wanting to be Oden and referred to as Oden, and therefore as he, is entirely different to Okiku's legitimate trans identity. Yamato even throws away the title of Oden at the end of Wano, instead choosing to follow her own path as her own person, herself, Yamato, no longer Oden and therefore, no longer he/him. She's called Kaido's son clearly due to the assumption that the powerful Kaido would have a son, and he calls her his son because he wants a son, an heir, and plus she tells him to!

[@buttons551]

I know, it's so annoying that terminally online people on Twitter keep flaunting her as some trans icon even she's obviously just carrying on the identity and mantle of another person. The fact she calls Oden's son her own son should be a clear enough signal of this. Then everyone is just ignoring Kikunojo like she doesn't matter at all when she's a well written trans character.

[@mercuryc6669]

Question. You meet someone who was born female. But prefers and welcomes being called by a male name with male pronouns. What would you call that?

[@buttons551]

@@mercuryc6669 Let's add some context since you want to be so vague my peep. She's born female, but has zero signs of gender dysphoria, isn't uncomfortable in their own body, doesn't try to alter their appearance at all to be male, the reason they became a "man" was because they idolized another person who happened to be a man, and the male name they're using is literally the one of the one they idolized, claiming to be this person who has been confirmed dead for many years. That doesn't sound like a trans person at all.

[@adamweyer6308]

5:59 god damn it, I just finished whole cake too. I never know when a spoiler for the plot is coming

[@TheRealBerdly]

This has been my favorite alpharad (extra) era so far, having a video every day is what I ever wanted from this guys, especially with 2022's drought of content

[@bruhmoment-tk8ej]

Thank you colin for the editing

[@kokirihest]

I was "Woah, that's crazy," with the 3DS depth slider. It was a cool gimmick but it made games harder to play half the time due to the angle I held it at

[@GJSelect]

They could easily have just detected the heat or smell of the food and kept the food bag instead of having to open it up to see if there was food. I also failed to see how it's remotely close to ethical to eat other people's food Jo.

[@Rencier]

20k a year is literally what I made at Walmart as a sales floor associate. Teachers only making that much is bullshit.

[@CraigPrime]

Also good job dotcolin you legitimately carry this channel

[@gilgameshtheexcalipooruser177]

This is the greatest 702k Special ever made!

[@Awsom222]

Shoutout to the littlest bro with the biggest heart

[@wodwin]

Can’t believe we’re 266 half days in!

[@ImPrologue]

Yo shoutout dotColin I named my persona 5 mc dotcolin because of this video

[@jactotum]

this is a good reminder that they promised a 50 turn MP5 game at 1mil subs

[@Cherry_Waves_]

Thank you lil bro for editing this aweosme video

[@selder_7]

15:10 “It’s my birthday, why do you all get presents?!” ‘…said Jesus’

[@CaroFDoom]

shoutout lil bro for keeping the channel alive this year

[@FiftyEquation16]

Anyone remember when Koopa Kid dueled for 69 coins? One of the best channel moments for me

[@twintimeproductions8700]

Dear dotColin, 👍 Sincerely, Alpharad Gold Viewers

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what could be even harder than mario party? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

[@huub9009]

I watched those 30 seconds of subway surfers at 23:45 again because i love lil bro's editing on it so much!

[@TheProbots]

Ordering bottles of water while at home is the most American thing ever

[@NoIdeaMyMan]

This is the greatest Mario video of All Time

[@epicunderscoreidiot]

Congrats on getting 702 million millisubs. Hope you get to 1 billion millisubs soon.

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 703 of asking for Super Paper Mario. Dude, I’m so wake-up-when-the-sun-is-out-pilled, it’s unreal

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

This guy...

[@maragroom7004]

thank you dotcolin

[@AbbasAther]

I can't wait for this channel to reach one million subscribers!

[@kokirihest]

Thanks for not letting the channel die Little Bro

[@nabetze6]

This is my safe haven against TOTK spoilers

[@ProBotGamming]

Thank you little bro!!

[@GJSelect]

Yeah I don't understand how doordash drivers screw up so much out of 300 deliveries I've missed one item and it was a bottled soda. I have yet to deliver to the wrong address, fail to deliver someone's food, or get less than a five-star rating.

[@ForeverOnce420]

this is my favorite series, i love watching yall play mario party :D

[@runerin2048]

Lil bro your edits for these videos are amazing, keep up the good work!

[@alexunderwood7978]

happy birthday dotcolin :D

[@screamo4211]

I wish we had 1 mil already, so we would get the 50 turn CPU thing they've said they'll do like 2 years back. Also play Wobbledogs and Tux And Fanny.

[@AlexPies1]

congrats on 1,404,000 half subs Alpharad Gold !

[@undo2redogacha852]

My wife's a teacher, and the 10k subs joke hit hard. Ouch lol

[@BuzzPrincess12]

Great job editing big bro! (he is older then me)

[@kadan7404]

4:41 I wish I was toad

[@CraigPrime]

I have been waitin' all YEAR for you guys to play some Custom Robo. Playing free-for-all in that game fuels rage in my group at levels close to Mario Party or Mario Kart; so many combinations feel like they should be banned, but when EVERYONE is using combos that should be banned, everyone has a great, angry time.

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Seeing just the map made me have flashbacks to the Endless Mario party Turn back from the plus era

[@mmaaoorr]

As a none american, I don't understand the sheer fury you felt when seeing ice in orange juice

[@throwawaydetective9080]

Day 1 of asking Jacob and Jo to play Under Night In-Birth [CL-R] “Last night at the dawn. A young man shows up. Hell fire burns down the surroundings. The ice coffin quietly lies. So the time comes. Ring the bell of the dawn. The dark night will soon be over…” There won’t be a day 2 and yes that is the actual title of the game

[@admiralsky56]

In the spirit of a mario episode where y'all don't play and just podcast... If there's another mario party you don't feel like playing, you could make it a jo twitch chat vs. alpharad twitch chat vs. dotColin twitch chat vs. alpharad gold youtube chat... but you don't tell anyone what's going on. Make the stream title like "...", don't clarify anywhere that it's a twitch plays, no camera or mic for the stream, just extremely confused chatters eventually figuring out they're playing a game. IDK, probably an extremely bad idea, but it would be a pretty funny troll.

[@Spyridon1337]

what if Alex YIIK from YIIK: A Postmodern RPG was in a Mario Party game

[@Spyridon1337]

btw shoutouts to colin!! (please make them play YIIK: A Postmodern RPG)

[@Commando_Gunnerz]

personally i think dotcolin is pretty cool

[@elizabethflowers749]

good job lil bro

[@WheelDragon]

It probably was McDonald's fault, but honestly it's funnier to think the door dash guy just got hungry and ate your food and got away with it

[@TimberJackEB]

If you ask me, there really isn't such a thing as 1 1/2 strips of bacon. It's just two strips of bacon, but one is shorter than the other.

[@chargemannyn2918]

colin, nice editing man!

[@moribundcrux]

You guys are my example of why I'll never do door dash. You guys and OneyPlays never get your right orders

[@supermario-2]

shoutout to lil bro for making the magic happen

[@QueeenCrimson]

Alpharad gold is truly special, they released the 702k special while they were still at 702k

[@LandonLikeStuff]

Bro when did koopa kid get added to Mario party thought that dude died like 86 years ago

[@lilmizz64]

i cant enjoy a fuckin episode of alpharad gold without another god damn one piece spoiler

[@Mrbeez_shin]

You guy's should do this with three easy cpus and one hard one

[@Meepmope]

No that’s such a stupid idea. I bet you’re in the stupid club.

[@sfeldhs8596]

The endless mario party turn was the vid Jo was talking about. I just recently rewatched that one. Definitely some hostile energy in that one 😂

[@Slitter_the_Dubstep]

21:04 hey lil bro :3 you do de gud stuff. keep doing the gud stuff. i believe in you.

[@pineconesnowstorm]

32:10 toad somehow plays worse than jo at helltaker

[@shining9559]

we dont have to talk about jo saying 2 x 2 = 8

[@karl.d3993]

Will always root for Koopa kid since that one time he dueled for 69 coins

[@Palu-]

I love you dotcolin your awesome

[@briansalamander]

anyone remember creating the perfect mario party turn

[@Chinesetakeout382]

DK is the big bro to toad’s little bro.

[@catfluff85]

You should've told the guys at that Toad restaurant that you couldn't digest mushrooms well instead of saying you're deathly allergic. I mean this is just my personal opinion as someone who actually *has* life-threatening allergies, even if you really don't like a certain food, don't pretend to have deadly allergies to get out of eating it. Just say you can't digest it well, and they'd probably understand just the same.

[@shadyoak1899]

I was podcast watching this in the background and genuinely didn't realize this was an all bots game until 56:19

[@markwallace8924]

6:24 oh what could that one episode be? “Rubber-hose style” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH

[@abryn6864]

As a former McDonald's employee it is not worth fucking up an order twice in a row, like you're just gonna have a miserable time. Yet, can't blame them for not caring with the pay they got.

[@sommeone]

Thanks for saving the channel little bro!