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#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode4

[@drag0nerd]

The Luigi Snowball-chain attack might be the greatest thing I've ever seen anyone do with this game

[@thanoid2373]

The luigi snowball chain attack sounds like a speedrun strat

[@noyou8214]

That's a hit

[@Apotheosister]

I can't believe Jo got combo chained by ice.

[@MasterPojoway]

and it wasnt even just jo, it was to jacob as well which makes it that much better

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Time stamp?

[@FFKonoko]

Dash solved that minigame and found the peak strategy for it. He not only ruined the game for his opponents, but potentially all opponents for people that watched it, since it is easily understood and replicated. That minigame has been irrevocably broken, and will create an ocean of salt.

[@hyperon_ion9423]

And it will be glorious….

[@taipo4063]

Hit!

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Dash is really breaking ground

[@CosmicCrimson]

*but there is already an ocean of salt?* _(this is a joke don’t murder me in the replys. Im funny, laugh.)_

[@mngo3598]

@@CosmicCrimson your joke become considerably less funny once you asked people to laugh

[@lopecillo920]

I can't wait until this series reduces to Jacob, Jo and Dash watching 4 master CPUs playing

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

im waiting patiently for the day

[@rob25222]

Sadly if I heard correctly this game does NOT allow 4 cpus playing at the same time :(

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@rob25222 BOOOOOOO

[@finlandtrip2360]

@@rob25222 thats lame as shit

[@gooper3644]

rob25222 Unironically the worst thing I’ve heard about this game.

[@the_gb_]

you can feel jacob's soul rot more and more every time they mention the skeleton key

[@homestuck_official]

The bald podcast feat. the sketon key

[@strider9861]

@@homestuck_official That's a hit

[@gakster]

I love how dash didn't know you could switch the blocks in the puzzle game, still beat DK

[@Platitudinous9000]

DK _and_ Jo

[@ThatMilesGuy]

shut up spamton griffin spamton

[@Zorua3]

The way Alpha fearmongers his friends into teaming up against and impeding the CPU, while hoarding power in the process, fascinates me. It’s an actual IRL tactic to keep power. Alpha would be a good politician.

[@happiestrain1926]

would alpha end up as a dictator, I wonder?

[@rayurbae6964]

@@happiestrain1926 oh yeah he would only as a bit tho

[@jstar3382]

woah how did Biden get elected

[@lizzzylavender]

@@rayurbae6964 He’d go war as a bit, but he wouldn’t try to win and instead focus on sending a message

[@rayurbae6964]

@@lizzzylavender its always about sending a message

[@bednarekcharles9280]

Jo: why are you sweating Mario party? Also jo: it’s like 7D chess

[@romeostar166]

that's a hit

[@archivechannelforthejet]

Good game

[@trimega12]

alpha "donkey kong ate all of our asses" jo "it was kinda enjoyable" anything you have to say jo

[@readyplayerthree3]

It doesn't technically have to mean anything >.>

[@venturisventis]

don't tell me you wouldn't feel the same

[@pokelordomega1701]

Monke

[@null7493]

Mario

[@pokelordomega1701]

@@null7493 luigi?

[@josueaguilar4803]

Awesome performance from Chris Pratt voicing Jacob for this episode

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

I thought he was playing JoSniffy and Alpharad was done by the lady from the queen's gambit

[@brianross8762]

29:21 alpha: “they don’t sell skeleton keys.” jo: “WHAT” the pure concern was perfect lmao. i love watching y’all play mario party. i’m a sweat, like alpha, but i’ve never seen somebody with jo’s play style. it’s really the best thing ever and it’s an even better combo when you throw the absolute wildcard, that is altrive, in the mix. please keep making mario party content, it’s my favorite thing that y’all do. y’all genuinely have the best dynamic for this game

[@hooverhoover5]

Since Dash became the special guest, Jacob has been made fun of a lot more. Weird coincidence

[@TheF1zzi3stB0mB]

Yeah it’s weird

[@jstar3382]

Yeah

[@AbsoluteXel.]

Yeah.

[@bigppgaymer4230]

Yeah

[@bazookasniper5167]

And zombie hasnt been around as much

[@Satherian]

Dash wobbling J&J was frickin hilarious

[@james-robertc.f.9942]

Wobbling J,J,&DK It's a rhyme, someone should turn it into a poem

[@dexis9412]

I’m now imagining dash fighting Johnson&Johnson in a smash tournament because of you

[@wonkeycodeye9416]

Whenever I hear mario party I hear, ok fellas we have decided our friendship is expendable for content

[@ragnorak6452]

And every second of content is worth it.

[@dillongeorge5866]

Jacob: buys a gold pipe Dash: “Wow 😒” Jo: “You could have bought a skeleton key”

[@ThePuff18]

Donkey kong: “hoo hoo!”

[@honorableintent]

The fact that the entire game was decided by last turn Chance Time makes this the most Mario Party episode on the channel to date.

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

Jo plays Mario like a power point presentation, always pressing forward and kinda just talking

[@swordandpenguin8983]

Jo being obsessed with skeleton keys makes everything else about him make sense, he's just a Luigi AI

[@skyberry7945]

“Imma big Tetris guy… This isn’t Tetris, but I’m still a guy” -Content only found on this channel

[@kronos3129]

Dash using the snowball to stun-lock Jacob is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[@1dayago843]

15:42 Luigi wins by doing *absolutely everything*

[@netandchill8404]

I like how at the start they make fun of dash for try harding with his chain call, meanwhile Jacob proceeds to sweat every follicle on his body for 62 minutes

[@realkingofantarctica]

"Donkey Kong thought to himself, would he be able to kill Mario? Despite their rivalry, he gave his life a little more meaning. Could he just betray that feeling and pull Mario into the pit with his own hands. He had to do it, he told himself as much. If it's what must be done to win the Squid Game, Donkey Kong would have to do anything, if it means survival."

[@MarioMario369]

That's deep, man.

[@fooflghters3027]

Better than the actual Squid Game ending

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

@@fooflghters3027 spoilers bro, I thought Squid Game was irl

[@FFKonoko]

@@fooflghters3027 toadette wahh sticker

[@fooflghters3027]

@@FFKonoko banger comment

[@OmegaMagus5947]

I love how you can hear how uncomfortable Jacob is whenever the chaos goblins do anything not optimal. But hey, that chance time worked out in the end right? Sometimes God has favorites.

[@thepieguyinthesky2363]

I could tell Jacob was getting tired of the bit, and Altrive really just wanted to say something about the bald podcast during the intro but Jacob didn't let him.

[@billymoss2239]

Bald podcast?

[@thepieguyinthesky2363]

@@billymoss2239 yeah, the podcast they're in that's bald people talking about bald

[@papakurt4162]

@@thepieguyinthesky2363 fart

[@thepieguyinthesky2363]

@@papakurt4162 TRUEEEE

[@squeakymeow]

I really like every time the practice game appears everyone stands still and master DK is just BOOKING IT

[@gator-tater9827]

A few episodes back, one of them said that this game was all just a cutscene for Jo to skip and that really is just the truth.

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

Jacob: *buys a triple dice” Dash and Jo: “That’s a weird way to spell skeleton key”

[@bakenekonova6620]

Dash's laugh brings me such joy

[@Tonjit41]

Dash has the laugh of two people.

[@ThePuff18]

*Dhakota

[@pikabora]

38:10 DK got mad "give me the ball papa" energy

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

_Grab a strawberry, mate_

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

“Don’t worry Donkey Kong will show you how it’s done” Donkey Kong: Chaos Control

[@invertebrado]

DK was setting up a massive block streaks, but he messed up after being attacked and lose. That's a thing that happens constantly in Tetris games (yes, I am a virgin)

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@invertebrado I was talking about when the funny monkey was teleporting to a coin coin fruit after holding a triple dice like it was a chaos emerald

[@invertebrado]

@@ProjectEchoshadow I replied to the wrong comment lol srry

[@invertebrado]

I mean to reply a comment talking about Luigi winning dk in that one minigame

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@invertebrado whatever

[@tealeyesdragon2917]

So I’m watching the video and Alpharad goes “I wish there was like a 0.001% chance that bowser gives you 100 stars”. This sort of happened to me, I was playing Mario Party on the DS like years and years ago and bowser had a very rare chance to give people 999 stars. Well the daisy CPU got bowser’d and hit the 999 stars, I ragequit Mario party and have since never touched it

[@jose13neo]

Honestly should've adapted

[@MasterPojoway]

15:50 this is amazing, i love dash so fucking much

[@kilan4978]

This series is just Jacob vs Master DK with 2 wildcards

[@saucyfella9462]

In absolute shock that they got the game grumps to do the intro for this episode.

[@jakeroo123]

The talk about DK and the Chaos Emeralds reminded me of how, for whatever reason, Donkey Kong can repair E-123 Omega but Tails can't. ... Given his performance on the puzzle game, perhaps not thinking is the answer.

[@lordm1732]

Mario and Sonic Olympics?

[@jakeroo123]

@@lordm1732 DK fixes him in one of the Olympics games' story modes, and Tails fails to fix him in Sonic Forces.

[@lordm1732]

@@jakeroo123 Good to know, thanks.

[@caramelcoconut2524]

Master DK, if you’re reading this I’m your biggest fan! I really hope you create you own channel. I’ll support you no matter where you go ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for always making me smile!

[@Flarefan60]

I don't think he'll be able to read this if I'm being honest...

[@caramelcoconut2524]

@@Flarefan60 (it’s a joke 😭)

[@Flarefan60]

Ha! You ate my feigned ignorance!

[@SkeleXon]

Alpha really got wobbled in a game he really loves

[@LayzeeistLavender]

"Tactical L" is the most Alpharad thing I've ever heard. Never change guys XD

[@yesty3473]

“Donkey Kong ate all of our f*** asses.” *”I was kind of enjoying it though.”*

[@Kotkal848]

"I wanna close my eyes and hit the A button one more time" Why does that sound like Joe's chosen his final words?

[@Justicetom21]

I haven't finished the video yet but I think it's really funny how they're so fixated on using skeleton keys when canonically skelekeys DO NOT want to be used. because that kills them

[@vibive]

It would've been so fucking funny if Jacob just said "I'm being wobbled in my favorite game!" as dash was just infiniting him

[@boyscout244]

Altrive in the snowball mini game had meat lair energy

[@Tonjit41]

Meat

[@blazingghost9963]

45:58 I see... A final act of defiance

[@yettermi]

I love this episode of the bald podcast

[@TheWanderingLPer]

Dash landing on Chance Time in the final turn meaningfully changed the outcome of the game. If he hadn't, Jo and Jacob would have both ended with 3 stars, but Jo would've had more coins, meaning Jo would've gotten 1st instead of 3rd. Chaos makes kings.

[@bastianschuck5455]

Spoiler: Did DK really end up with *1* coin more than Jo lmfao How did noone point that out

[@zwei9314]

I'm invested in Jo's mixtape and can't wait for the release date to be announced next Deluxe Direct

[@CanadianSchizo]

I’m really happy that dash has become a frequent member of Alpharad deluxe now. The chaotic energy he brings to the group is absolutely hilarious.

[@mariodude7424]

The Tug O war mini game might be the most hurtful body movement mini game in Mario party history

[@enlongjones2394]

Why the hell did they bring it back? It’s not a classic; it’s a mistake.

[@NickMario1]

@@enlongjones2394 it’s a classic mistake

[@Tonjit41]

Hmm.... maybe. The gangbang one was pretty rough too.

[@frostwalker7641]

@@Tonjit41 the what one

[@colemanclark4027]

I cant believe that anthony fantano wore the yellow flannel on the day minecraft the way home was uploaded. The universe makes sense now.

[@Indigo-33]

I actually love this channel so much! Unironically been my favourite gaming channel for years now.

[@chavislynn1374]

I honestly love the Mario party content, it is so nice to put on in the background or actively watch.

[@Grimsoth]

Really loving these mario party videos, giving me memorys of when I binged all of the FWOB mario party vids

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

they're also doing Mario party videos so there's even more content for everybody

[@Grimsoth]

@@ProjectEchoshadow TBH i stoped watching FWOB when Jacob left I like everyone in Fwob but he gave the vids a certain vibe that I really enjoyed

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@Grimsoth I had a similar thing with game grumps and Jontron. I went back to it eventually and still enjoy it. I don’t really enjoy Egoraptor’s comedy very much but Dan was funny so I’m just lucky I guess.

[@caseyp5861]

I never played the classic Mario Party’s but the Tug a War mini game always concerned me and I am confused why Nintendo brought it back.

[@wintersong2266]

Not enough people had joycon drift so Nintendo found a way to make more money.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

To hurt our hands

[@MoverTile]

actually loving the superstars content, very much wishing for more

[@hooverhoover5]

I got clickbaited! I’m going back to watching a video of The Rock

[@JefferyManz]

It’s about drive

[@the_untitled__]

Miss

[@papakurt4162]

Haha you are so funny! What's you're credit card number and pin?

[@mattat330]

The references to other let’s plays is so genius. I hope you do get to play with the grumps in the future. I’ve been binge watching these because Donkey Kong is terrifying and I can’t afford the game. Please keep the series rolling 😋

[@NekokunPlays]

This has become my new anime, Every time I'm like "Oh ill check my sub box and then I'll continue watching monogatari" and I see this and now I'm here instead of watching actual anime, the fight against DK is more immersive than just about any show I've seen XD

[@lucaskatz1573]

Monogatari? Excellent taste my dude.

[@NekokunPlays]

@@lucaskatz1573 Why thank you my dude

[@Mishinowo]

33:39 this moment is sorely missing a ‘Cuban Whistle Crisis’ joke

[@space-goat2312]

I really want them to play more of this. I’m really enjoying it. No pressure though

[@volatilemask]

Im so upset dash didnt use the Waaaaa! toadette emote after jo and alpha lost to him at the snowball game

[@luke7528]

More turns! I I love these and it's always too short... Thanks for the laughs!

[@calvin518]

these mario party videos have just existing have made my entire week. I love these so much

[@ikujo4461]

As long as these are, I enjoy them even more because I just listen to it while I do stuff in the background

[@Mannu-ou6vz]

15:15 Dash is my favorite underdog for this.

[@LeafBladeFox]

"I see seven as five plus two" I have never related more to a statement in my life

[@HibiscusPacific]

same. I see every number as x+1-4 or x- 1-4, makes doing math in my head way easier.

[@ElLucoso]

_"10 Skeletons keys by tommorow... or else your daughter pays..."_

[@coenx1]

I lost my mind when he said he sees 21 as 9+10. Greatest joke of the episode.

[@GalvatronRodimus]

Dash laughing uncontrollably while stunlocking Jacob was gold. Definitely a hit from me.

[@lucascreevy3531]

just played a young link spamming projectiles and he hit me with our cause is just and idk how to feel right now

[@vicccv1810]

I love how you can tell from the length of this video if they added turns or not

[@jonopboy]

11:38 Donkey Kong was 23 milliseconds behind Jacob

[@joshq7571]

Holy smokes, so I just went on smash quickplay during Deluxe's recording sessions, teamed up with marvin the captain falcon player who started with YOOO, ended with Our Cause Is Just, then teamed up with a mubbie the peach player to get a win for Jonathon the Dark Samus player, the one that alpha was in teams with.

[@nonmagicalwitch]

too long, didnt read

[@iszakchan9529]

Ngl this series is carrying my week

[@Snipereye64]

i wish koopa said "thanks for your koopaeration" instead of cooperation

[@orinking8064]

14:36 here jo references 7d chess. little does he know this is an actual game available as a vr chat community map

[@benalvarez46]

I can't believe the alpharad got the game grumps on the channel. Alpharad deluxe really stepping up its game

[@bobherobrine3415]

52:33 I friggin inhaled spicy water when Joe said Go faster That's a man who is committed to his skelly gate

[@Casual_Alchemist]

it do be weird that you cant use skeleton keys whenever you want, in the old games you could use them whenever to clear an inventory slot and the key had dialogue like "well i guess its been fun"

[@l1ghtn1n_str1ke7]

This video hits different when I have to watch with no audio and captions are disabled. Most chaotic video so far

[@yeehaw8089]

these Mario party videos have to be my favorite on the whole channel, keep up the good work king 👊

[@keybladebanditjing]

The Luigi snowball chain was the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@IRUKANJI]

The Golf Tournament Voice intro for the woods course is perfect.

[@MilchimGlas]

I see 7 as 4+3 and the fact that people see it as 5+2 just occurred to me through this video

[@romeostar166]

I'm so dissapointed in you, Jacob. How dare you clickbait us! This is depressing

[@tyler9039]

I can't wait until someone actually tries to repeat history and sue Nintendo

[@rizolo4585]

they put the warning on the game so thats a fat L

[@TheLight10269]

26:09 (in the voice of Brian David Gilbert): "Look at this Galoomba."

[@timbomb374]

Jo: I want all the skeleton keys. Dash: I want all the chomp calls. Jacob: Okay, I'll just take all the stars.

[@BlazerT48]

I like Donkey Kong, he fits in the crew naturally. Bring him again next time

[@rylandsmith8552]

FYI Boulder ball is totally winnable for solo player. To throw farther to the side you need to turn longer before throwing, and if you bounce em sharply off the wall you can punish spread out teams just as much. I've won a few games of it online as the solo

[@SirSaizo]

43:17 I love how they have to say not to rotate the stick with your palm

[@WetSpunge27]

Imagine if you guys played Mario party with Arin and Dan that would be the best crossover ever

[@abbacuspotter9232]

i feel dash playing vs dan would be the game of the worst rolls in the history of dice games

[@finn4019]

Fun fact: Resseti is in New Horizans. Call the island help services while you have no money and the person on the phone gets angry and is like "ok calm down resseti you got this"

[@drakeborg]

30:15 I had a nightmare once that bowser actually did it but it was those negative stars.

[@MordBirb]

Yoah this is the best crossover I’ve ever seen!

[@tomasgarcia7499]

I really love these lol. They’re super funny.

[@calvinpeters653]

The best way to clickbait in November.

[@Chaotix010]

"I ain't ever played that degenerate crap." Kirby fans, shotguns cocked: "Did I hear a war declaration?"

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

Imagine being this agressive because of a game that's about a cute pink puffball whose name is inspired by a fucking lawyer

[@Chaotix010]

@@cowboyoctopus2738 Certainly not me.

[@iantaakalla8180]

I mean, they have infamously harassed an artist who thought Susie was a robot as detailed by Meteorz. Luckily that is the only instance of that level of toxicity from Kirby fans but I was not deep into the Kirby fandom so there may have been much more.

[@heehoopeanut4509]

Bro Kirby fans literally just learned how to walk and type on Twitter they can’t hold anything

[@TurtonatorGuy]

This Donkey Kong plays like a pro that doesn't understand the rules of the minigames sometimes. The tetris one was literally him just trying to fill his screen as fast as possible without trying to match anything. The counting one with the bombs he didn't realise you were meant to minus the ones that explode. There are probably more examples but it's kinda funny tbh.