Alternate Win Condition Using Only Hand Size | Brewer's Kitchen

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[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

Is it bad that I would kinda be okay with that happening?

[@AlexGasol]

I kind of like the idea 🤔

[@firstnext5482]

noooo I need muh fingies for eatin' nuggies from m'donals!

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Huh. I learned something new about Underworld Lich today. Thanks. Unsure what's funnier though: that it still didn't win them the game or that they lost at exactly 13 life.

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I put the 14th like on this comment and feel bad about it. Sorry.

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​@@jochenkirn9468 you monster...

[@oriandstuff]

Imagine he had tristidakaiphobia

[@AaronRotenberg]

9:24 Phil, how can you not know what Questing Beast does by now? It has banding, flample, deathlink, and whenever it deals damage to a planeswalker it deals that much damage to the player at the next table over.

[@MetallicMutalisk]

It also has ménage à trois

[@derekcline950]

I'm pretty sure that questing beast also grabs you a beer while it's in the kitchen

[@seanheath4492]

@@derekcline950 No, but it will order pizza for everyone... on your dime.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@derekcline950 You have to be careful about that feature though. By virtue of touching the beer, the beer becomes poisonous 9. So many people die to that hidden line of text.

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It also can pendulum summon and counts for three prize cards

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The way you explain and show the cards mid-battle is fantastic and makes watching mtg gameplay so much more enjoyable, eslecially on phone

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you ☺ In this video it got a little out of hand (lol) since the opponent played such a complicated deck, but I guess we saw two spicy brews this way so it's fine 🤣

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Agreed, he should have his own channel.

[@RevanReborn3950BBY]

@@narkflyhe does, but he hasn’t used it since he joined goldfish

[@atalhlla]

How nice of the first opponent to lose with 13 life! Triskaidekaphile approves!

[@PhilleeLeePhive]

that was pretty cool : ) and weirdly enough it was then, that I first realized, that triskaidekaphile is intentionally a 1/3

[@victoraguirre7486]

“So is this a deck that will not win a tournament, is soft against interaction and aggro? Yes” Me: …but? Phil: “well anyway, BONUS GAME”

[@gamingtime1365]

best part of these vids is the article deck tech on goldfish

[@svendejong8110]

Second is the Smash Bros battle music when opponent goes off

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​@@svendejong8110 I like Zelda chest/key item music when he completes whatever insanity he'd come up with this time

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i agree, the other videos really just dont do it for me. this guy is special

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100% agreed. The other creator are good but this dude is the best

[@khub5660]

Facts, Crim is meh and Seth. Well, he's Seth. His brand is kinda the bumbling idget

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Questing beast has---BONUS TEXT!

[@CrimsonWalter9092]

Yes! Finally, another episode of The Kitchen! I was getting worried when I didn't see a vid from you. I just love to watch and see how you put decks together and make them work.

[@marcorodrigoramos]

8:30 opponent exactly at 13 life

[@BrewersKitchen]

Yep, noticed it too late so it didn't make it into the script but I highlighted their life total before they died 🤣

[@SomeGuy712x]

@@BrewersKitchen It would've been really funny if you somehow had a Triskaidekaphobia on the battlefield at that time, to effectively win the game with two different "Triskaideka" effects simultaneously.

[@BrewersKitchen]

@@SomeGuy712x I was thinking about making a Bonus Game with Tiskaidekaphobia where I ramp into is and lower my life with Pain, Shock and MDFC lands. Might make a Short about this some day, it seems even more gimmick-y than this deck 🤣

[@bryantan4228]

5:53 Correction: Jace can’t win the game with his static ability. His ultimate still works They could try to win by playing Ichormoon Gauntlet with Jace ulti

[@naomicoffman1315]

Wouldn't the controller of Jace and the Lich decide the order in which the replacement effects are applied? If they apply Jace's first, then there's nothing for the Lich's to replace. Am I mistaken?

[@sco5117]

@Naomi Coffman this is the case

[@bryantan4228]

@@naomicoffman1315 You are right so no need for Gauntlet I guess

[@ichVII]

@@naomicoffman1315 Yes and the arena default was changed from you not drawing any cards to you winning the game after a bug report i made ages ago.

[@syrtallerin4936]

step 1: yeeah new video step 2: like step 3: watch the video step 4: smiling the rest of the day Danke and thanks for this wonderful content! ❤👍

[@BrewersKitchen]

🙏❤

[@coreysierchio4650]

Bonus Game! Gets me everytime. *Thanks for the Content!*

[@Seanathon99]

the first OP being at 13 life is just too perfect

[@havendell]

".... yes. Anyways..." never be afraid of who you are.

[@VestedUTuber]

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." - _Triskaidekaphile, probably_

[@danzoingo]

Best MTGA editor and content creator, love this guy

[@SirZapdos]

The F-Zero X and Ocarina of Time / Majora’s Mask music are great touches.

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Love your content man. Keep it up😊

[@thechestrockfield]

Yeah, I wish he had the time to bring way more!

[@54m0h7]

I appreciate the amount of time you spent to explain your opponents combo. XD

[@Canadian_Ry]

Phil! Glad to see you're still kickin! I hope you are doing well. Maybe MTGGoldfish can spring for some production support so we can see more of your beautiful, entertaining, and informative videos? I understand if you're not keen on the idea - artists can be very protective of their craft. Either way - Cheers!

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I gotta say, you are the main reason I even care about this card game enough to play it.

[@joshuawilliams994]

5:50 - As Jace's ability is also a replacement effect, the person affected by the replacement effects can choose which replacement effect to apply, i.e. they can choose to win the game with Jace rather than use Underrealm Lich's replacement effect.

[@johnny_crash]

Almost panicked you cold have been out. Love Kitchen‘s content.

[@blakem000]

Just thinking the other day, been so long since I've seen one of your vids! Awesome content as always!

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PRAISE BOLAS THE MAD KING IS BACK

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The “bonus game” just gets me every time - it’s so punchy!

[@nathannjh]

When your opponents deck Carries the video.

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Brwers Kitchen! Finally a new viswo

[@plumokin5535]

I love these jank videos, they're so fun

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You are just the best content on this channel.

[@malcom91]

Gracias Phil!!🎉

[@aidankatz6983]

How does he come up with the presentation style for these videos every single one of them are so interesting and creative. Phil you are the only creator on MTGGoldfish I would go out of my way to watch videos from.

[@redhawkfour]

Fun fact brewer's kitchen, there was about to be a card in Unglued that had the ability to hit each opponent with a shovel. So punch target face was ALMOST a reality.

[@dylanr.27]

A wonderfully spicy brew as always!

[@BaconJake14]

I absolutely love these weird jank brews you come up with and always want to build them just to troll my friends

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Man I wish there was more of these videos. 😅😅😅😅

[@hyenal.k.3738]

I like the fact you won when the opponent was at 13 life. Chef's Kiss.

[@gamesdisk]

I been running this card snice I opend it, looking foward to seeing someone who knows what they are doing build a deck around it

[@collinbeal]

Beautiful handiwork, as always

[@altrivotzck6565]

That is the most ominous intro ever.

[@devinayaz9210]

i honestly thought you died with how long its been since your last vid. Love your stuff.

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new kitchen video - my day is saved :D

[@llamarama6976]

I find it funny that the only way to make the win condition viable at all and still fun jank (as opposed to hard control) he had to make effectivly nerfed 8 cast one of the most powerful decks in the legacy format currently. Replace the jank combo woth kappa cannoneer and you have "we have 8 cast at home" in mtg arena

[@llamarama6976]

Its like a weird hybrid of vintage PO and legacy 8 cast

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I’ve built a trisk deck in standard using the blue curse enchantment. It’s fun when it works.

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Love Phil's content

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The first match is what you call, doing it for content.

[@BraxtonMeyer]

i think you mean your bear hand.

[@AZDfox]

I'm definitely adding Paradoxical Outcome to my Zur commander deck

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Phil’s back!!!

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I put that Displacer Kitten and Etali combo in my commander deck. Haven't pulled it off yet. But when it happens, its gonna be so sweet

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Your videos are the best thanks.

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7/10 not enough bears

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Brewer's kitchen uploaded for once

[@thedanktank8434]

i ran a deck like this in standard with shigeki, a bunch of channel cards and a lot of board wipes but then a new set came out and destroyed its win rate

[@shellfire6931]

This title is how I feel whenever I go up against a blue player.

[@seilaoquemvc2]

Hahah, it’s awesome when you’re playing pure jank and then you find an opponent playing something in the same janky way

[@DonovanPresents]

I love Trisha! (Triskaidekaphile)

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Punch target face 😂

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WOOT ANOTHER BREWER'S KITCHEN

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I'm here for the F-Zero music btw

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What is the song playing at 06:25?!

[@suddenllybah]

I'm pretty sure Jace works. Both replacement effects look at a card being drawn, and replacing it with not card draw.

[@canismajor1186]

Fastest way I can think of to win with the deck is playing a basic island.

[@matthewsanchez7953]

=Scoops, flips table=

[@lucasriddle3431]

If you're really lucky, your opponent will concede (or be inactive and get timed out) immediately. It's... conceivable. I mean, maybe their internet dies the moment you start? Or they're suddenly pulled away for something urgent? That could happen.

[@kendrickvickers2610]

i wanna play a deck with the land effect from the first game but with ruin crab mill

[@zanderwoods5434]

In the bonus game, couldn't you have activated the Paradoxical Outcome in the untap step to win that upkeep?

[@NMS127]

No one gets priority during the untap step. (And because of the "intervening if clause", Triskaidekaphile won't trigger if the condition isn't met when the upkeep starts.)

[@ELFudgeOreos]

I love the bare admittance of the weaknesses of the deck. But we wouldn't be Magic players if we didn't live a good portion of our lives in Magical Christmas land would we?

[@diclair]

Bro did all of that combo-ing just to lose to 13 cards 😂😂😂😂

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You gotta have a channel of your own. Your content is so much better than Crim and Seth's

[@Tealmaker]

Why did your lands become tapped and stunned right before your upkeep where you won?

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Miss u homie

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Really need more. Even if we were lucky enough to get one a week 10 min is excruciating. moar.gif

[@yusufyilmaz852]

what would happened if the first dude had something like torment of hailfire

[@pjt1090]

I won with this really easily the other day by transforming the new jin-gitaxias. Makes you have 14 cards so just play one card and you win next turn.

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x4 Treasure hunt- x1 Invasion of Kaldheim x1 Render Inert x54 Draw Lands

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Well, okay... fine u want to do silly fun things like this. Well I want to now too. That's what we call trend setting. You are a trend setter. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW!!

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phil!!!

[@jakeman52]

I dont even know what format this is meant to be

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So good video 2bad only 10 minutes long :(

[@unexist001]

How do you build your decks do you just pick a word at random in the search of the deck builder and craft a deck from there? = D

[@sculkwizard]

The card lies the max hand size is 13

[@ellathompson3090]

im not gonna lie, ur deck was certainly cool and fun, but the whole time i was just paying attention to ur first opponents deck.

[@DrorSuari]

i swear i made such a Similar deck in explorer here is the deck list 2 mox amber 4 ornithopter 2 tormodes crypt 4 moonsnare prototype 4 soul guide landtarn 4 springleaf drum 4 emary 2 metalic rebuke 4 foundry inspector 4 paradoxical outcome 1 eatherflux reservoir 3 paradox engine 19 islands and 3 darksteel sitidal

[@kamikazebanzai1005]

How is this similar the only thing in common is artifact looping

[@God-ch8lq]

paradoxical outcome? its trash unless the power 9 are legal in the format

[@dapperpotatoes8473]

How on earth do you lose with 40+ mana in a single turn

[@Mr.YExplains]

thanks agin

[@josephcourtright8071]

I made a deck to win this way in standard. I basically filled it with random creatures that draw a card on their ETB. Always fun when it works

[@ethankennan212]

Here’s a cool idea: defeating your opponent by discarding your best cards. I built a deck around that once. The idea was to discard powerful creature cards then bring them to the battlefield with vat emergence and vat of rebirth.

[@oskarforsum8274]

That is just a reanimator deck. Phil played one centered around emergent ultimatum, its in this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHSWd5uvd518ftk , at forty-five seconds in.

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Title change?

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I resently started playing mtga.. And now im scared.

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epic

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Instant win cons are boring xD no playfun with friends

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13

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I don't get why these vids are so popular since it's not live commentary, but oh well

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First!

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Firstest!

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First

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I am certainty not a random person on the internet. Random is when something or someone is chosen randomly. Cut the "random" in the welcoming message, it makes no sense

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That intro beat kinda hit lol