Alucard calls Integra

[@devastator9412]

"What did you do?" "Alright, but you can't be mad at me." _"What did you do?"_ "OK, first, I was minding my own business."

[@devastator9412]

ljqueen McAwsome I WAAAS!

[@strangejace9996]

+Devastator941 And what happened when you were "minding your own business?"

[@devastator9412]

So I was just challaxin' in my room like a balla, then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door! One of them yelled out "Get on your knees!" And I responded with "I'm not your mother last night!" And they took exception to that.

[@lunarunity7122]

So are they like in love or something? I don't get it.

[@jeffd.683]

Silver lining: I can cancel my room service!

[@johnathangrishaw3096]

there is more sexual tension between these two than sex symbolism in all the silent hill games.

[@aronnemcsik]

there's more sexual tension in this one scene than in the entire Twilight saga

[@redgrave9912]

Áron Nemcsik oh my god that’s amazing XD

[@aronnemcsik]

@@redgrave9912 I mean it's not a high bar to reach...

[@imissagirlnamedmary5168]

jesus

[@phantomsearcher2.92]

does anyone else notice how sexual Alucard makes "Master" sound? He's almost begging for a night with Integra XD

[@jamesbryant8087]

Their relationship is best described by hash tags on pornhub.

[@guitarwi3rdo]

I'm thinking about growing a pair of flappers meself!

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Tbf, Integra is a beast of a woman.

[@Pyrozen_Plays]

When she says bite me and Alucard goes to far XD

[@truck-kun1805]

@@Pyrozen_Plays I mean alucard IS her *daddy* since he did raise her after her father died

[@VincentKintobor]

Integra: Walter, what are we looking at in terms of collateral? Walter: The Alucard Amount.

[@RichterfanReborn89]

alucard is about to go on a very enthusiastic walk...

[@aronnemcsik]

And Integra about to go to change her pantsu since the one she had on got "stained" from passion

[@ceansims1]

You god damn right he is!!!

[@sixhundredandfive7123]

When eternity is boring as Hell you look forward to the brief moments of complete violence.

[@RageZer0]

Integra sends chills up and down my spine when she shouts "You will Search and Destroy! Search and Destroy!"

[@hummingbirdgirl0720]

I love that Walter smiles when Integra shouting at Alucard... XD Every character in this show is a psycho!!! **doing an evil laugh**

[@stagebound1992]

+hummingbirdgirl07 Pretty much lol. What gave it away? The nigh-immortal vampire turned vampire hunter by the indomitable leader of a monster hunting organization? The homicidal priest with a preference to bayonets? The butler who has spent many years of his life killing in service to the Hellsings and even enjoys finding interesting ways to do it? Or maybe the group of faux-vampiric nazis who seek to turn the world into the ultimate battlefield? Its quite easy to tell from the first ten seconds of the first episode that everyone youre gonna see is a bit insane lol.

[@hummingbirdgirl0720]

Brandon Hampton Thanks for agreeing with me~

[@realitywarper936]

+Brandon Hampton Except Seras.

[@hummingbirdgirl0720]

+realitywarper93 actually she's really insane in battle

[@stagebound1992]

realitywarper93 She was coming around after she was turned by the aforementioned nigh-immortal vampire lol.

[@JSPaul49]

I love that he's completely aware that he could kill them all out of self-defense, but he likes toying with human emotion to make it simple.

[@oliviaotakusama101]

Crispin Freeman's voice is perfect for Alucard!

[@Pwnedgamer94]

Second only to Curtis Arnott AKA Takahata101

[@omargonzalez2250]

Switch that around, and than you might be on to something

[@ani4164]

Pwnedgamer94 Nah. Crispin = GOAT

[@Mariachiara_98]

They are two people voicing VERY different versions of the same character. I think they are both perfect for their own version of Alucard

[@TRONgirl_EXE]

Deadass I confused Crispin for Matt Mercer the first time I heard the official dub :omegaLUL:

[@TripleTowerStudios]

You know when Alucard uses her full name like that he's just trying to goad her on.

[@Sheriff_Curtis]

I honestly have a hard time believing there is no repressed sexual tension between those two!

[@MrWooaa]

considering how neither of them ever got laid, not surprising.

[@mayfernandez2115]

+Isakaldaz Wulfazizsunus as a child, in a church no less.

[@phantomsearcher2.92]

Seriously! Integra should really try and help him forget that ever happened ;) XD

[@concept5631]

Kinda messed up since Integra has known Alucard since she was a child.

[@xxsugarxx2010]

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "phone sex"

[@ZatClaire]

Okay, FIRST: I was minding my own business.

[@DavethePrinny]

Bullshit!

[@ZatClaire]

***** I waaas-suh!

[@Beerusberg]

And what happened when you were "minding your own buisness"

[@ZatClaire]

Coleman Lindberg Okay, so I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door! One of them yelled out: "GET ON YOUR KNEES!" And I responded with: "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"... And they took exception to that. **Gunfire** But you know how that song and dance goes. **Screaming** And I killed all but one of them.

[@GravityAlchemist1]

ZatWonGuy What happened to the last one?

[@shygeist]

Does anyone else find themselves immensely attracted to Integra? Not so much her look, but her power, idk, might be just me

[@steampunker7]

Nah. Integra's a boss. Her voice actress, Victory Harwood, also really sells it. Swear she is the only person in the world who can say "tampex" and make it sound sexy.

[@roguexgambit6544]

I smell a bottom

[@scarlightemperor3410]

I find both attractive

[@inkubator320]

She’s attractive wdym

[@justing6986]

Both her looks and her power are attractive

[@Bluecho4]

1:56 Alucard isn't the only one aroused by Integra's bloodthirsty resolve.

[@thenexus8384]

His reaction seems more of amazement

[@efestus5]

i love this scene, practically defines integra's character, and alucard's speech is so well redacted

[@Montesama314]

She likes it when he says her full name like that. "Sir Integra, are you alright?" "*Huff huff* I will be retiring to my room for a moment... Bring me a fresh set of... clothes." "Are you sure I shouldn't call the doctor, sir? Your face is quite red-" "Do it NOW, WALTER!"

[@Tahkaullus01]

***** I await your orders, my Master. The safety's been removed.

[@PrimordialChaos93]

Tahkaullus01 That mean he's going....bareback? lol

[@Montesama314]

L Hikaru He's a vampire. He can't get her pregnant... but then again, he is a super-vampire... I bet their kid would look really cute.

[@Anonomous518]

+Montesama314 Seras: Master, we should leave before more come. Alucard: Of course, but first I must change my pants. Seras: 0.o

[@shaneebahera8566]

+Montesama314 he has to turn her first or she can become a ghoul after

[@Jarock316]

2:28 When you see this face, you know you're fucked.

[@Saribaa]

***** No. That's Alucard's "You're fucked" face.

[@valteine]

Actually it's his "I'm so fucking turned on right now" face.

[@dentelupus5387]

Or about to be

[@dragishawk]

That is the face of Hell about to be unleashed!

[@thenexus8384]

In the good way or the bad way

[@Tahkaullus01]

Integra, you're doing it all wrong. You have the smoke after the amazing sex.

[@_LightningAnime]

Okay this is the best part of his speech: Alucard: My guns are prepared for battle, My sights are trained, My magazine is fully loaded, I pull the slide and remove the safety everything is ready and waiting still you must be the one to pull the trigger so what will you do ? I'm waiting for orders my Master Sir integra fairbrook wingates Hellsing

[@nienawidzeloginu]

"I can do this for you" - he sounds like a lover.

[@neonsquid8841]

1:56 the return of the why boner...WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!!

[@steampunker7]

Alucard: "Come on 'Master.' Tell me to be a bad boy. You know you wanna." >;) Integra: "Don't you DARE talk back to me bitch. Go make a bloody mess and then get your pasty @$$ back here!" D8< Alucard (in a Stimpy voice): Jooooooooy. ^.^ Seras: Oh get a room already. >.

[@thenexus8384]

Alucard and Integra: "do not order us, Seras Victoria!"

[@shawniebyrd9393]

Integra is awesome i love her in both Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate she's one bad ass woman. Alucard is one cool badass character too. Both series rocked it and did not disappoint. Thanks for the upload please keep them coming

[@Choices2aa]

I love Alucard he is my favorite vampire I wish the Hellsing Organization was real sign me up!

[@Montesama314]

"What did you do to that SWAT team?" "Let me tell you... nice and slow..."

[@thutran7027]

Damn Alucard! He was teasing Sir Integra with this call.

[@grundy1ooooo]

That look on Walter's face during Integra's speech sums up my reaction.

[@TabrisAnobi]

"Alright...But you can't be mad at me!"

[@KubatheChangeling]

TabrisAnobi What did you do

[@0me3s]

@@KubatheChangeling First....I was Minding my own business

[@KubatheChangeling]

@@0me3s "BULLS**T!!"

[@0me3s]

@@KubatheChangeling I WAASSSSS!!

[@mrdeathbyzombies3704]

Gentlemen, find a woman who can inspire you like Integra does for Alucard. I'm still looking.

[@edwardramos4591]

"M-Master?" "You might want to stay here until further notice, for tonight's walk... contains a trigger warning."

[@Hei_Darkfire]

It's dubs like this that we need to make dub haters realize that not all dubs suck. Sure, some do royally (mostly the ones in the late 80s and 90s, but man we have come really far over the years. It's dubs like this that make dubs worth it.

[@aceofredz4680]

I’m convinced that every character gets off at integra shouting out orders like the dom she is

[@MattCamp_]

Walter at 1:55 is priceless

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

Kakarot Camp dat face tho

[@damage175]

He was like "damn you crazy but I like it!"

[@GurahkWeavile]

0:15 Alright....but you can't be mad at me.

[@reececoulahan2410]

What did you do?

[@GurahkWeavile]

Okay, first....I was minding my own business

[@reececoulahan2410]

+GurahkWeavile BULLSHIT!

[@GurahkWeavile]

I waaaaaas!

[@reececoulahan2410]

+GurahkWeavile And exactly what happened when you were "minding your own business"?

[@charlescourtwright2229]

That is why Integra is one of my top females in anime, she is such a hard ass bad ass, and full vampire seras is also there, top 2 are them, tied

[@Bloodkiller811]

Alucard deserves his own Trollface!

[@GothicDarkhellrazor]

Love Alucard and Integra XD Both of the are pretty much "bloody" mad ^ ^ b

[@JSPaul49]

Alucard kind of makes her go mad. He'd have no problem disobeying her order, but he just loves watching people wrestle with their humanity.

[@GothicDarkhellrazor]

Yea he does. He's amazing

[@DarksiderofWrath]

the look on walters face: ooh fuck, she's snapped

[@TheAzureNightmare]

"Ooh fuck yeah, She's snapped!"

[@jayanthkrishnan3302]

my very blood boils on listening to this...integra is such a badass character and the dubbing is perfect! Hellsing ftw \m/

[@KiyokaMakibi]

Maaaan Integra's dub voice is amazing!

[@sugarpop8991]

I LOVE Alucard's voice in this scene. No wonder Integra gets so worked up. HOT DAMN!

[@ShazapzTVCC]

Walter's face though.

[@sondjuchiha975]

imagine integra teaching him how to use a phone

[@aronnemcsik]

Why is it that Alucard woice is so comforting and calm? And why do I love the way he's talking in this scene?

[@grimreminder5038]

Integra should be a motivational speaker

[@darkebuddha]

"I'm at half mast, I need to hear it!"

[@luizmarinho6138]

The anime doesn't show it, but Integra was pretty shaken when she heard that Alucard killed humans. Naturally, he immediately noticed that and challenged her resolve.

[@GigaChadh976]

Luiz Marinho Actually she sounded shaken when she said “what did you do to that SWAT team.”

[@ConstantCrisis]

I like the dubbed version better, but fuck, this just never gets old. Don't know how many times I've watched this. Thanks for keeping it uploaded.

[@EinfachArtur]

Okay fiiirst ...I was minding my own business.

[@511TBone]

Bullshit!

[@ShadowVincent3]

+511TBone I waaaaaass...

[@nathanielranney9163]

+ShadowVincent3 and what happened while you were "minding your own busiiness"?

[@yaburu]

+Nathaniel Ranney So I was just chillaxin' in my room like a balla, when all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door...

[@GurahkWeavile]

+AL94RUSS One of 'em yelled out.... "Get on your knees!" And I responded with.... "I'm not your mother last night!" And they took exception to that.

[@mas8705]

Alucard is basically begging her to let him go on one of his walks

[@snakes3425]

Her reaction is that of a kind, gentel understanding (Sees this scene) barbaric monster

[@steampunker7]

You're not the only one. In the original dialog from the OVA and Manga Alucard's response to Integra shouting her orders was something akin to it prompting a "stirring in his loins." Hell, even Walter looks like he's sporting at least a half chub when she goes into her rant. xD

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

thats why they always argue over the phone.

[@Davian_Thule]

THE RETURN OF THE WHY BONER

[@MrThischarmingman2]

"Hold on a minute. I gotta take this. Yello?"

[@Smokewadwinslow]

"What, did you do?"

[@MrThischarmingman2]

"Alright... but you can't be mad at me."

[@Smokewadwinslow]

"WHAT, did you do?"

[@MrThischarmingman2]

"Ok, first... I was minding my own business."

[@Smokewadwinslow]

*slams hands on table* BULLSHIT!

[@890gig]

First off...I was just minding my own buisness

[@tatianajones9711]

I was chillaxing in my room like a baller then these smucks kick down my door

[@MiguelHernandez-ln9cf]

"GET DOWN" and i responded "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT"....and they took offense to that

[@890gig]

"Get him on the phone, I want him on the phone RIGHT NOW!!"

[@claretheangeloflight]

"BULLSH*T!!!!!"

[@XLuftWaffleX]

Clare Claymore I WAS!

[@Alterego912]

Integra: and what exactly happened whilst you were "minding your own business"?

[@darrellmay8032]

You've been like really quiet for like five minutes. (chewing) oh I know why you're angry, it's because I went to brazil isn't it?

[@MrThischarmingman2]

Alucard... put the police girl on the phone.

[@MarcusOTerra]

MrThischarmingman2 WHat? You want to talk to-? Okay fine...

[@MichelleCLight]

MarcusOTerra 'Ello? Whatever you do, do not let Alucard leave that room! Under any circumstance! Actually, he just left. He said he was going for a walk.

[@MarcusOTerra]

***** *Piano plays*

[@darrellmay8032]

Hey guys how's your health plan? *seat team shoots* APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT.

[@saintsknight986]

I love how in the real Hellsing, Alucard is very loyal to Integra but in the Abridged version he's constantly disobeying orders, go out on his own, killing whoever he encounters, and be a pain in the neck for her.

[@hanyuu05]

Silver lining: I can cancel my room service!

[@camerondurham2046]

This anime is so damn good ! Its Insanity !

[@Sclasspsycho]

He took a very enthusiasic walk. :D

[@mamiminowknowsbest]

Integra

[@TheRachelElisabeth]

I just loved this scene and couldnt stop laughing. They got all into! ( i sense sexual tension between those two haha XD)

[@sirthomastheodoreblackwood5590]

Walter's face at 1.57 is fantastic XD

[@coolstarb.]

YES :D

[@ryuoh6928]

Dude, Walter, hide that boner, come on....

[@coolstarb.]

Pere Parellada Gràcia hahahaha XD yes

[@hpsauce33]

i love it when she's angry

[@avatarspirit57]

Walter's mindset while Integra was smoking: Oh boy, here she goes again!!

[@snakes3425]

He's Count Dracula, don't you think he'd have a personal grudge aginstt the decendents of Abraham Van Helsing, Johnathan Harker and Quincy Morris

[@Xanatos712]

I wish my boss was like that...

[@KingMarkus222]

That is such a good scene

[@CM26617]

Well, the theory seems to be that, as she's a Knight Companion of a chivalric order (explained in the original text), she's entitled to the relevant title. It could be a deliberate case with this particular order to address all members as "Sir" rather then, in her case, the gender correct "Dame Integra Hellsing" or, probably more likely, a possibly mistranslation.

[@Morpheus4213]

Thanks, KZbin recommendation, i needed a bit of violence induced telefonsex today. Can´t think of a better way to start of the week!

[@lilkittyanime]

I absolutely LOVE this scene ❤❤❤ makes me want to rewatch Hellsing😍😍

[@maliknegasi3282]

After that walk from episode 8. Alucard was pretty much asking to go for a stroll in this one.

[@Disneydude16]

This gives off the feeling of Alucard is a Dom that’s been a dom way too long, and he wants a change of pace he’s guiding Integra into being a better dom so that he can finally enjoy being a sub while still carrying around a sub of his own lol if any of that makes sense to anyone

[@MilkNSugar18]

This is probably the most epic scene of the OVA.

[@LuDimezofKush]

Damn in the end Alucard look like he ready to turn beast mode

[@TopsideCrisis346]

Ah, that never gets old... 😎

[@ShadowyKatz]

"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"

[@rukrawczyk]

Olivia Rosario APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!

[@mingiasi]

Silver lining, he can now cancel his room service

[@Alterego912]

"Silver lining: I can cancel my room service!"

[@TheBloodshire]

So I was just chillin in my room like a BALLER

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

The dynamic these two have is that between a Master and her Attack dog Beyond sexy

[@awminton42101]

Shit just got real

[@WandererCayne]

One thing I've learned- vampire with orange eyes= check yourself and run!!

[@awminton42101]

AMEN

[@13wolfy13]

sir of miss, possibly a cold shower may be refreshing at this time?

[@alexanderstilianov]

I think it's safe to say that anyone involved / who overheard that phone call is either rock hard or soaking wet.

[@blueangels14]

hehehe crispin freeman

[@danielplacencia9633]

SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!! SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!!

[@CyberSinZProductions]

1:04 ". . .I'll cut off an arm, AND EAT IT!"

[@sneshadow]

alucard: so you bin quiet for like 5 minutes now (chowing) oh I know why your angry its because I went to Brazil insistent

[@littlethiefluka]

Integra: Get the police girl on the phone.

[@wikieditspam]

OtakuShoujoLexi You want to talk to her okay, [unintelligible] *slam*

[@rukrawczyk]

wikieditspam it's been awhile since I saw the episode, but I believe the unintelligible was the following Alucard: Integra wants to talk to you Seras: why? Alucard: I don't fucking know, I'm going for a walk *slam*

[@jeffd.683]

"Hello?" "Whatever you do, do NOT let Alucard leave that room! Under ANY circumstance!"

[@ph89787]

Jeff D. Seras: “Actually he just left. He said he was going for a walk.” Integra: “NOOOOO!!!”

[@jeb5066]

Looks like Itachi's *really* into his infinite tsukuyomi dream.

[@nikiea4805]

I love Alucard! haha xD

[@DefyingGravity213]

Heh, Alucard, that sounded remarkable like phone sex when you started. XD "I'll pull the slide, remove the safety. EVERYTHING is ready and waiting." And the way he purred her name. Goodness me, Alucard, goodness me

[@LordKamina2]

Alucard knew what the answer would be, he just wanted to troll her some more

[@KumoriShichiyou]

...I could watch this all day.

[@filipstellberg8280]

Actually a pretty interesting parallel with OVA 9. Same characters, similar dialogue, the same reactions for every character.

[@CurlyGurlGamer]

While listening to alucard thinking shut the Hell up, then Integra was yelling was laughing like hell?

[@stormriddle4210]

nope, he hasn't finally lost it. He never had his sanity. Lol. He lost it a LONG time ago.

[@cringelord1809]

Walter's expression tho. "Woah, thats hot?!!!"

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

She should have told him to take a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.