Alucard vs Luke Valentine . Hellsing

[@draconiclady0610]

You know you're up against a Boss that you are NOT ready for when they don't even bother dodging your attacks.

[@justinoneal3971]

Reminded me of elden ring

[@concept5631]

Senator Armstrong be like:

[@concept5631]

Man imagine a Hellsing video game and it gets to this part except you play as Luke Valentine. You know your in for a world of hurt.

[@2dmajor999]

@@justinoneal3971 Consort Radahn be like:

[@2dmajor999]

@@concept5631 play Elden Ring DLC and you get the feeling 1:1 😄

[@JnEricsonx]

I love how Alucard whistles like, "Boy I LOVE this gun!"

[@GalenNight]

Pure silver Macedonian processed mercury ammunition…in Marvels N&N A9 cartridges…Thirty nine centimeters long weighing sixteen kilograms with thirteen millimeter armor piercing rounds…The Jackal! *THIS WEAPON IS PERFECT, WALTER!*

[@fable7935]

​@GalenNight does he say all that just to make the other guy shit them selves?

[@GalenNight]

@@fable7935 it was during his last fight with Anderson towards the end of the anime

[@fable7935]

@GalenNight but he also uses a long ass release phrase so I'm just wondering if he dose that kind of thing on purpose to scare whoever he fights

[@riiddisbuk2496]

I'd say "stop me if you know" but you're reading so... sorry in advance for telling you if you aren't ignorant about it xD Anyway, he's whistling because Luke claimed to surpass Alucard. And so far, Alucard believed it because of his reflexes. Gotta admit, that gun of Alucard's "packs" a punch. Also, where is the hole in the wall that Luke made? 🤨🤨🔍🔍

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Luke Valentine: "I can feel your presence even if you are hiding..." Alucard chilling on his throne in the exact middle of the room glowing from the darkness, while also sipping some fresh blood: "okay, this does not seem like the smart, perceptive type..."

[@0hvist]

Bro was watching an episode of _Adventure Time_ on his 70" Plasma TV that the other guy destroyed.

[@concept5631]

Alucard: "He's an idiot isn't he?"

[@bigbrotheriswatching1190]

Luke the kind of guy who walks into a big empty room in a game and get surprised there's a boss fight in the middle of it.

[@vanessalaplaige8806]

Alucard: « dirty b*tch work the shaft »

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"He's not as bright as his hair it seems"

[@Tobenatorr]

"Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent." Damn what a cold line with perfect delivery to match

[@Dragonfire-486]

*release restraint level one*

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@Dragonfire-486Level what?!

[@paulplaysgames6740]

​@@timesnewlogan2032 it's at the end he gets to realise every restriction and they go dow in numbered level it's either one or zero he uses at the end integra is the one who can letw him or the leash and go wild.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@paulplaysgames6740 I know, I was referencing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. If you haven’t seen it yet, I recommend it!

[@georgewashington7982]

It’s cringe af, anime dialogue is so cringe

[@Kyller9-2]

"That was a 70 inch plasma screen TV..."

[@Farfalla2728]

"So ... How can I help you?"

[@grimgreycastle5141]

@@Farfalla2728Suuuuuup

[@ecgameplayer]

​@@Farfalla2728"You must be Alucard"

[@iangnur]

​@@ecgameplayer"suuup..."

[@lilypacheco2089]

​@@iangnur "I've heard quite a lot about you"

[@5trey658]

“Don’t dare mistake my patience for cowardice” THAT WAS A BAR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mtn_Dewit]

"You know, they say TV makes you violent, but me NOT having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!"

[@KollbjornYT]

"HIT ME! FIGHT ME!....GIVE ME A HUG!"

[@Mtn_Dewit]

@@KollbjornYT "really?"

[@KollbjornYT]

@@Mtn_Dewit "Really."

[@Drcoomer69]

@@KollbjornYTtonight, we are eating this wannabe Demi god bitch

[@UtiNo6]

"What's the matter? You were talking all that good shit a second ago. Summon up your demons, fight me, kill me, give me a hug"

[@Cross177]

“R-really?” . .. … “OM-NOM-NOM!!!!”

[@ForsakenWolf1]

​@@Cross177 "tonight on Epic Meal Time, I'm the Sauce Boss and tonight we are going to devour this wannabe demigod bitch!"

[@atynniehawke9341]

Have never says that

[@Mr_Moth06]

​@@atynniehawke9341 it's the abridged version bro

[@tacolover8351]

Imagine being called dog shit after you die Alucard is great

[@no3ironman11100]

"git gud" moment lol

[@DemonKingBadger]

And technically he didn't die until ep 9. Though Walter made him wish he did here.

[@Tri-vy2th]

2:08 "What's wrong demigod? Just grow back your legs, summon up your demos! Hit me, fight me! Give me a hug!"

[@georgyekimov4577]

What? Really

[@thomasjones6216]

Erm who I that? Oh that's Alucard the one we talked about earlier

[@supersayianfuturetrunks2236]

And tonight we’re having this wannabe demigod

[@deJuanX]

Why would you paraphrase a quotation that you cited with a timestamp? It's too similar to what Alucard exactly said to be parody. I see several, nearly identical misquotations. Is there another version or translation of this speech? Edit: I saw the other version of this scene. Now I get it

[@CuriousGuyOnline]

@@deJuanXYeah, TFS’s abridged version of the series is legendary on the internet. Namely because it’s consistently hilarious and relatively faithful to the original

[@OokamiDaBoi1da]

alucards recklessness and lack of regard for damage or his safety comes from the fact hes consumed millions of people. a normal vampire may have maybe a couple 100 - couple 1000 potential lives. But alucard is jaded he doesnt care. The one time he does get truly serious he releases all his lives and faces anderson and fights with regard for his safety and thats when you see how fearsomely efficent alucard is .

[@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047]

Alucard isn't dodging the bullets, because he doesn't need to. It's also a show of dominance. He gets a sick satisfaction out of letting his opponent get their hopes up by letting them think they actually have a tiny chance of winning, then just turning it all around and overwhelming them.

[@rogueraccoon1840]

And now he's killing thousands more in COD MW2 and will probably come back in MW3

[@NtoTheM]

Well yes and no. At this point he doesn't have millions of back up lives, not until London. He definetly has thousands however.

[@Vergilsolosyourfavouriteverse]

Absolutely not. In London he wasn't collecting souls he was releasing them in London. He collected souls during his times in ww2 and other wars.​@@NtoTheM

[@NtoTheM]

@@Vergilsolosyourfavouriteverse Actually yes, he released his armies to defeat the nazis and the crusaders, but then when he recalled them he also took in all the blood spilled in London that day.

[@abdielgarcia389]

C'mon just grow back your legs summon up your demons hit me fight me give me a hug.

[@louisvdz4105]

Luke : Really ?

[@numbjuhnu]

​@@louisvdz4105OHGODNO-

[@lostfate22]

"We're here on epic meal time. I'm the Sauce Boss, and tonight, we're eating this little wannabe demigod bitch!"

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"I can feel your presence even if you are hiding..." That is impressive considering Alucard's dressed like Carmen Sandiego. _Guess where he is!_

[@Drcoomer69]

I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you

[@toxicdemon1315]

​@Dblsweat-r2w Oh, so am I, and I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that.

[@hectorcardenas5550]

The coolest thing Alucard can do is smile showing his teeth and whistle. I bet he can eat and yell at the same time too.

[@manintheline5331]

He's a vampire, he has magic and shit

[@demodemon8940]

"Really?" "Really!" "REALLY?!" "REALLY!" "Release Restraint Level One." "Level What?"

[@tacolover8351]

That's what you get for breaking his 70 inch plasma screen TV.

[@willy_9769]

​@@tacolover8351With Netflix

[@DigiAkuma]

"Release Restraint Level One!" "Level What?!?"

[@0hvist]

"You know they say that 'TV Makes You Violent'. But I say 'Not Having My TV, is making me _Pretty Fucking Violent!'_ "

[@Huevo69420]

​@@0hvist"AHH I- A- WHAT THE FUCK?!" (Forgot how that line was)

[@NulKenos]

I can’t take the dub seriously anymore ever since abridged

[@ShadowDurza]

Abridged anime is a plague. A cancer upon nuance and media literacy.

[@skythewolf35]

​@@ShadowDurzaditto

[@tylermichael-h3r]

@@ShadowDurza dbza is high art

[@SmithNLesson]

@@ShadowDurzajust like alucard to filthy Catholics …. The abridged is art just the same

[@lughiee]

​@@ShadowDurzaoh look a normie

[@bibby659]

Bro actually thought simply being a vampire was what made Alucard the king of the night, and the fear of night itself... bro didn't even have the slightest fucking clue what he was doing nor what he himself could be cabable of... he may have at least allowed Alucard to have fun for once if he did.

[@MCJohn-117]

“YOU KNOW, THEY SAY TV MAKES YOU VIOLENT. BUT I SAY NOT HAVING MY TV IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT.”

[@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047]

This isn't a fight. This is more like a cat toying with a mouse. There is no competition here.

[@marin4046]

He absolutely knew that Valentine wasn't a threat he just released the restrain because he rarely gets to do that

[@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047]

@@marin4046 He did it because it was highly amusing for him to toy with Valentine and let him think he could get the upper hand, then flip the chessboard on him and show him just how overwhelmed he was. It wasn't because of the inherent gratification he gets from releasing the restraint, it was about the satisfaction he got from invoking sheer terror in this guy who thought he was such a badass only a few moments ago. That's what really gets his rocks off.

[@marin4046]

@@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047 yeah but you cannot seriously believe that Alucard enjoys being in a restricted state without full control over his abilities, I'm fully confident he could've invoke primal fear in Valentine without releasing any type of restraint

[@daeva4176]

That's what he gets for demanding Alucards "attention"

[@robinpage2730]

"Be a good boy and grab daddy another beer, will you?"

[@robinpage2730]

"Be a good boy and grab daddy another beer, will you?"

[@Wolfencreek]

"Aw yes! Stroke the shaft"

[@ArthurD]

"Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!"

[@ConnonBallk7]

“Excuse me?”

[@servine1212]

​@ConnonBallk7 "Im sorry, I like to talk dirty when someone's S U C K I N G M Y D I C K."

[@suus1027]

@@ConnonBallk7 Excuse you?*

[@capthawkeye8010]

I love how Luke is not paying attention to the huge red flags he's getting at the start of this fight. A. Alucard being fast enough to get a draw on Luke's heart when Luke thought he had Alucard with a headshot. B. Alucard firing a hand cannon of a pistol, demolishing half of the basement with indiscriminate fire. C. Failing to recognize that Alucard's indifference to all the pummeling and damage was out of security, not overconfidence. If Luke had been a smarter guy, it would've been obvious by now that Alucard was hiding something. Instead Luke misinterpreted what he saw and grasped at it as a sign he was winning. Alucard for his part believed he had screened out Luke as another amateur, and unleashed his biblical horrors believing Luke was up to the challenge of fighting a true supernatural wielding all kinds of unholy tricks. Turns out Luke was another expendable pawn in Millenium's games. So much so that the Major couldn't even remember his name when he popped up again during the fighting in London.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

TBF, Luke picked up on Al’s indifference, and it looks like he knows he walked into a trap and was just trying to reassure himself somehow.

[@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416]

I think Alucard being naive enough to believe that this snot would be able to stand up to him adds charm to his character, man just wants a good fight but he's so op he's disappointed and throws a fit each time

[@LampHatScott]

Or because Luke destroyed his 70 inch plasma screen tv

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

​@@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416I have to wonde rhow many times he's had this song and dance before

[@ramonvargas6865]

Funny enough, the major himself knew alucard was going to win against Luke, Van Winkle and Dandy Man, and none of them realize what they got themselves into, even the poor traitor of Walter

[@Trainlover1995]

0:07 "That was a 70-inch. Plasma screen TV. *smack* So, how can I help you?"

[@CuriousGuyOnline]

Luke: “You must be the great Alucard.” Alucard: “Suuuup?”

[@Littlecato001]

Alucard: I likes ya *HE LIKES YA!* Alucard: and I want ya *AND HE WANT YA* Alucard: now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. . .the choice is yours.

[@TheRedMan77]

*WHATCHU WANT, LUKE?*

[@dragonballa5083]

*I GOT NEXT!*

[@blackcladwarrior583]

@@TheRedMan77*I-I-I don’t wanna answer…*

[@Brainwashing_machine]

How should I interpret this comment-

[@KainSpada09]

@@blackcladwarrior583 "Sound like to me you want it the hard way"

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

i love this voice for Alucard. this is who shoulda voiced Toji in the dub haha

[@user-nn4mc8ge4u]

Fuck are you on about

[@VictorIV0310]

Ray Chase was so close to channeling Crispin Freeman as Sukuna.

[@Pixy335]

Sundowner's voice

[@ryanbelcher25rb]

Bit ironic his VA is also best known for being the Priest that likes Tofu and 'Gramps' from the Fate Franchise.

[@mistersync100]

alucarD= Dracula

[@Universalpurple]

Luke: "Does he think he is indestructible?" Alucard: "Well..."

[@asaknight321]

I love how Alucard has a jackass like grin in this show and is having a good time

[@TheGreyParse]

This was my favorite of all of Crispin Freeman's roles. He owned this.

[@TheRedMan77]

I also like King Hassan from Fate/Grand Order. He did great as him.

[@shamak0054]

Hector in Castlevania Curse of Darkness

[@MsAAAAAA222]

my favorite was in backdoor grams five when ur grammy walked in and he said woah thats a stinker but its all gucci me and my boys still gonna tear dat up make it mo stinkay and they all proceeded to fart in her butt

[@LineMUp321]

The disappointment in his lack of ability will never get old.

[@OodlesNoNoodles]

“Don’t dare mistake my patience for cowardice”🥶🥶

[@andrewbernal9957]

Not gonna lie, “you fool, there’s no such thing as an immortal” is a crazy underrated line.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

"theres no such thing as an immortal" -Vampire who is immortal

[@andrewbernal9957]

@@Nombrenooriginal Best part is, if I understand his abilities correctly, Alucard was mortal for most of the series but had millions of extra lives so he was essentially immortal and after absorbing Schrödinger he got a second kind of immortality even more effective than his first.

[@adamfrandsen9510]

“Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?”

[@Mr.wednesdayallfather]

I love that Luke came in here and he was so damn cocky then he got put in his place like the little boy he is

[@ShoHidari]

"Releasing control on restriction systems, 3, 2, 1... Ability systems lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."

[@JRD-wi1bh]

The alternative title is "FUCK Around and Find Out"

[@VampireA1056]

"So I see you for what you really are, you're dogfood" That edit was just perfect 😂 👌

[@abdooo2012]

that was a 70-inch plasma screen tv. *long sigh* SO what can i do for you?

[@BonfireInPeace.]

"You must be the great Alucard..."

[@abdielgarcia389]

@@BonfireInPeace. Suup

[@BonfireInPeace.]

@@abdielgarcia389 I've heard quite a lot about you.

[@abdielgarcia389]

@@BonfireInPeace. Oh really!!!?

[@BonfireInPeace.]

@@abdielgarcia389 The night walker... Who glides through oceans of blood, beyond human, A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on *DARKNESS ITSELF!*

[@invisi-bullexploration2374]

I like how Jan has no fear. None. Like it's all a fun ride and you know it's gotta end sometime. Why worry? Luke on the other hand...

[@corryjamieson3909]

Jan never faced Alucard, lucky Bastard.

[@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416]

Jan did show fear, especially in the manga where his composure got broken briefly; he's just a "i might as well go down swinging" type of guy, so I reckon he's much more efficient at this than his brother who's very prideful. Though I doubt Jan would've been talking that much smack if he went against THIS Alucard, who I have reason to believe wouldn't have respected Jan at all even at first (for being followed by an army of lackeys and threatening to r*pe then kill Alucard's master)

[@bq1013]

Not having a tv really does make you violent

[@moserlegdn2509]

it would be enjoyable if the editing wasnt garage and had 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cuts every 5 seconds

[@sirrichofen9956]

They did that so the video won't get taken down by KZbin for copyright reason.

[@MetalGodOfLegend]

I loved the anime, the ending was a bit confused but not really bad.

[@sto1asgoetia600]

They missed the part where Alucard screamed “SILENCE!!” like the true king of vampires he is

[@cincos_fridge]

“Now go get daddy another beer”

[@Unamedwhitelion8]

Crispin Freeman as Alucard nailed it Just Respect He has entered to the Pantheon of artists! Per-fect!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

"I'm a dog? Then you're dog food."

[@roronoazoro8789]

"Hit me, fight me, give me a hug"

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

What’s funny is that this is the same voice (Crispin Freeman) as Young Dracula in Castlevania : Lament of Innocence.

[@Wing-Zero-si1eu]

It’s also funny that the voice for Luke Valentine is voiced by the same guy who voiced Dracula for Rondo of Blood/Dracula X Chronicles & Symphony of the Night Requiem.

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

@@Wing-Zero-si1euPatrick Seitz, also known as the voice of Scorpion in Mortal Kombat games.

[@Wing-Zero-si1eu]

@@AdrianFahrenheitTepes and mostly Dio from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

[@clipfaceee]

Alucard ist halt ein sehr alter und mächtiger Vampire. Ihn zu töten ist fast unmöglich, da er dank seiner Jahrelanger Experimente zum stärksten Wesen der Finsternis wurde.

[@comitalcrash9762]

In COD MWII I have killed him several times.

[@Berserk096-z6v]

Alucard just sitting in the dark at first like ''Oh Boi another idiot, let see what he does this will be entertaining''

[@krenzy3815]

70 inch plasma T.V. I still can't get over the abriged version help

[@dakotatichelio273]

That was, a 70” plasma widescreen TV, *takes deep breath* so what can I do for you?

[@lenart5417]

So Alucard, where do keep your guns? Alucard " in my dogs" And your dogs where are? Alucard "In me"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zieg_Games]

"You know they say that TV makes you violent. But I'd say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!"

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

that's what he gets for breaking Alucards plasma tv

[@FoxItAll]

In the OG sub, Luke screams "MONSTER!" And Alucard gets sad.

[@Thecrims0nfuck3r]

Not sad, disappointed because he thought he had a true fight.

[@TziZs]

I likes ya HE LIKES YA AND HE WANTS YA

[@Marcodiazgrey]

He is a warrior. A BOOTY WARRIOR!!!

[@th3blackghost214]

If there is no such thing as an immortal then what is Alucard? 🤔

[@somerandomperson5473]

Someone with a lot of lives

[@Ro-ed8sc]

​@@somerandomperson5473 In the world of Hellsing vampires uses blood as a coin, so basically the only way to really kill Alucard is to kill him as many times as the number of people he has drunk blood from.🧐

[@syncringe1885]

@@Ro-ed8sc There is one exception... When that person is everywhere and no where.

[@Xavier_Draws_And_Scares]

A REAL MOTHER FUCKING VAMPIRE

[@heh8138]

@@Ro-ed8sc millions?? nah I'm good

[@Cross177]

1:08 Someone didn’t tell him about Alucard’s #LifeHack

[@Aatsau]

gotta say some of the scenes in original were better than ultimate

[@gachaalexstudio9744]

Fatality Alucard wins Flawless victory

[@striped_hyena18]

It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle

[@LampHatScott]

"That was a 70" plasma screen tv"

[@Zaneyboy2_0]

Oh my gosh I thought the Night Walker nickname was created by TFS

[@DarkMirria1]

No. It’s an old term. There is also an old anime literally called Night Walker and it is a vampire detective anime.

[@herbertwalter8693]

so he also worked the shaft in the original 😂

[@naomiakunne7821]

You know you’re fucked when you’re the only one dodging the attacks 😂

[@rafko5076]

Love how alucard screws with his limiters. He could have taken luke if he tried. But purposefully waited for the soul in charge of his limiters inside him to hear valentine brag so it would unlock them.

[@elementallobsterx]

One of my favorite fights since I was a a kid. A $uicideboy$ AMV brought me here.

[@Unamedwhitelion8]

What am I watching? One of the best battles. Lot of disrespect and still great battle at the same time.

[@Khorothis]

"Does he think he is indestructible?" Yes.

[@jrreedve2825]

When you think you can just skip to the final boss.

[@AyubuKK]

1:29 Always gives me chills

[@Qbhandler]

They really said f biting and pulled out the blickys😭

[@zion6680]

Getting Toby Maguire vibes coming back to this "You can't do that can you?" *Bully Maguire squint* Alucard is the Raimi spider-man to the Amazing Spider-Man and Marvel MCU Spider-Man lol

[@rayd999]

"If iam a dog Then youre my dog food" ~ Alucard

[@LightRaven96]

"vs" is a generous title, at most luke shot the chair and floor.

[@elijac6408]

What's wrong demigod Just grow back your legs Summon up your demons Hit me Fight me Give me a hug

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Really?

[@alperendogan9854]

That smile on 0:20

[@AveragePuroEnjoyer]

Showing appreciation for the CotL pfp, don't mind me

[@TheMC1102]

This wasn't even a fight, Alucard was just playing with his food.

[@tarapelcher3102]

1:48 i❤ hellsing it’s my favorite anime vampire

[@chasebh89]

"does he think he's indestructible??" No, he's pretty well aware of it

[@SHADOWBLADE8182]

Oh that’s it..work the shaft!

[@akaneonfox]

The fact that he's voiced by the same guy who voiced Helios now I will forever hear the sun God.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

That was a 70 inch plasma screen TV

[@fashigading07]

Just a reminder that the English VA of Alucard is also Winston from Overwatch lol

[@KaosNova2]

Yeah, he’s also the Voice of the young Dracula in Castlevania Lament of Innocence and Hector in Castlevania Curse of Darkness Crispin Freeman is the actor

[@Berserker279]

English voices Alucard and Luke supergood!!!

[@divyanshidey]

Alucard- Biblically accurate eldritch demon of darkness Demons in other anime-people with horns

[@brizzle3903]

The fact they were both smiling when they shot each other was absolutely hilarious but also terrifying 😂

[@striped_hyena18]

IT'S TIME TO EDUCATE YOU ON HOW A REAL VAMPIRE DOES BATTLE

[@saurav9457]

Where can I find the original version

[@TheDoomSlayer00]

The red one acts well. Definitely a mini-boss.

[@kamerondonaldson5976]

"if i'm a freak, what does that make you... a man, a monster, a freak?"

[@FokkerBoombass]

G I V E M E A H U G

[@권소현-l6p]

Uh you should have sensed that something is SERIOUSLY wrogn when the boss doesn't even try to dodge your attacks...

[@donovanbradford8231]

At the start of this😑 "that was a 70 inch plasma screen tv😤😤😤😤, 😁 SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY"

[@avishkarchaudhary6348]

I feel that Alucard feels and looks more eldritch than Aku from Samurai Jack even though Aku is literally an eldritch demon of darkness, this is how Aku was supposed to be be seen

[@devonlennon7731]

Love that he has itachis voice actor. Love his voice for some reason

[@BearWitness2312]

Is this Hellsing ultimate?

[@fenrir-art4742]

I am like Alucard right now after watching Helluva Boss. Hellsing is awesome.

[@argent5721]

Alucard as Chuck Norris is so cool that the gun fires without reloading the magazine.

[@divyanshidey]

I knew this fight would end like this. At the end of the day it was a mere vampire agains the Devil for monsters!!!

[@acrazyweeb7225]

2:07 My white ass when I'm in a competitive racism match: