Alucard vs Luke Valentine . Hellsing

Can this be called a fight? it's OK
a vampire God killing a demigod
this is beautiful
credit: Hellsing Ultimate
#hellsing #dracula #alucard

[@Kyller9-2]

"That was a 70 inch plasma screen TV..."

[@Farfalla2728]

"So ... How can I help you?"

[@grimgreycastle5141]

@@Farfalla2728Suuuuuup

[@ecgameplayer]

​@@Farfalla2728"You must be Alucard"

[@iangnur]

​@@ecgameplayer"suuup..."

[@lilypacheco2089]

​@@iangnur "I've heard quite a lot about you"

[@JnEricsonx]

I love how Alucard whistles like, "Boy I LOVE this gun!"

[@GalenNight]

Pure silver Macedonian processed mercury ammunition…in Marvels N&N A9 cartridges…Thirty nine centimeters long weighing sixteen kilograms with thirteen millimeter armor piercing rounds…The Jackal! *THIS WEAPON IS PERFECT, WALTER!*

[@fable7935]

​@GalenNight does he say all that just to make the other guy shit them selves?

[@GalenNight]

@@fable7935 it was during his last fight with Anderson towards the end of the anime

[@fable7935]

@GalenNight but he also uses a long ass release phrase so I'm just wondering if he dose that kind of thing on purpose to scare whoever he fights

[@riiddisbuk2496]

I'd say "stop me if you know" but you're reading so... sorry in advance for telling you if you aren't ignorant about it xD Anyway, he's whistling because Luke claimed to surpass Alucard. And so far, Alucard believed it because of his reflexes. Gotta admit, that gun of Alucard's "packs" a punch. Also, where is the hole in the wall that Luke made? 🤨🤨🔍🔍

[@draconiclady0610]

You know you're up against a Boss that you are NOT ready for when they don't even bother dodging your attacks.

[@justinoneal3971]

Reminded me of elden ring

[@Tobenatorr]

"Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent." Damn what a cold line with perfect delivery to match

[@dragonfire4869]

*release restraint level one*

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@dragonfire4869Level what?!

[@paulplaysgames6740]

​@@timesnewlogan2032 it's at the end he gets to realise every restriction and they go dow in numbered level it's either one or zero he uses at the end integra is the one who can letw him or the leash and go wild.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@paulplaysgames6740 I know, I was referencing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. If you haven’t seen it yet, I recommend it!

[@georgewashington7982]

It’s cringe af, anime dialogue is so cringe

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Luke Valentine: "I can feel your presence even if you are hiding..." Alucard chilling on his throne in the exact middle of the room glowing from the darkness, while also sipping some fresh blood: "okay, this does not seem like the smart, perceptive type..."

[@0hvist]

Bro was watching an episode of _Adventure Time_ on his 70" Plasma TV that the other guy destroyed.

[@NulKenos]

I can’t take the dub seriously anymore ever since abridged

[@ShadowDurza]

Abridged anime is a plague. A cancer upon nuance and media literacy.

[@skythewolf35]

​@@ShadowDurzaditto

[@user-mx2jw2wo1b]

@@ShadowDurza dbza is high art

[@SmithNLesson]

@@ShadowDurzajust like alucard to filthy Catholics …. The abridged is art just the same

[@lughiee]

​@@ShadowDurzaoh look a normie

[@tacolover8351]

Imagine being called dog shit after you die Alucard is great

[@no3ironman11100]

"git gud" moment lol

[@5trey658]

“Don’t dare mistake my patience for cowardice” THAT WAS A BAR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@OokamiDaBoi1da]

alucards recklessness and lack of regard for damage or his safety comes from the fact hes consumed millions of people. a normal vampire may have maybe a couple 100 - couple 1000 potential lives. But alucard is jaded he doesnt care. The one time he does get truly serious he releases all his lives and faces anderson and fights with regard for his safety and thats when you see how fearsomely efficent alucard is .

[@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047]

Alucard isn't dodging the bullets, because he doesn't need to. It's also a show of dominance. He gets a sick satisfaction out of letting his opponent get their hopes up by letting them think they actually have a tiny chance of winning, then just turning it all around and overwhelming them.

[@rogueraccoon1840]

And now he's killing thousands more in COD MW2 and will probably come back in MW3

[@NtoTheM]

Well yes and no. At this point he doesn't have millions of back up lives, not until London. He definetly has thousands however.

[@Vergilsolosyourfavouriteverse]

Absolutely not. In London he wasn't collecting souls he was releasing them in London. He collected souls during his times in ww2 and other wars.​@@NtoTheM

[@NtoTheM]

@@Vergilsolosyourfavouriteverse Actually yes, he released his armies to defeat the nazis and the crusaders, but then when he recalled them he also took in all the blood spilled in London that day.

[@abdielgarcia389]

C'mon just grow back your legs summon up your demons hit me fight me give me a hug.

[@louisvdz4105]

Luke : Really ?

[@numbjuhnu]

​@@louisvdz4105OHGODNO-

[@lostfate2245]

"We're here on epic meal time. I'm the Sauce Boss, and tonight, we're eating this little wannabe demigod bitch!"

[@Tri-vy2th]

2:08 "What's wrong demigod? Just grow back your legs, summon up your demos! Hit me, fight me! Give me a hug!"

[@georgyekimov4577]

What? Really

[@thomasjones6216]

Erm who I that? Oh that's Alucard the one we talked about earlier

[@supersayianfuturetrunks2236]

And tonight we’re having this wannabe demigod

[@deJuanX]

Why would you paraphrase a quotation that you cited with a timestamp? It's too similar to what Alucard exactly said to be parody. I see several, nearly identical misquotations. Is there another version or translation of this speech? Edit: I saw the other version of this scene. Now I get it

[@CuriousGuyOnline]

@@deJuanXYeah, TFS’s abridged version of the series is legendary on the internet. Namely because it’s consistently hilarious and relatively faithful to the original

[@hectorcardenas5550]

The coolest thing Alucard can do is smile showing his teeth and whistle. I bet he can eat and yell at the same time too.

[@UtiNo6]

"What's the matter? You were talking all that good shit a second ago. Summon up your demons, fight me, kill me, give me a hug"

[@Cross177]

“R-really?” . .. … “OM-NOM-NOM!!!!”

[@Mtn_Dewit]

"You know, they say TV makes you violent, but me NOT having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!"

[@demodemon8940]

"Really?" "Really!" "REALLY?!" "REALLY!" "Release Restraint Level One." "Level What?"

[@tacolover8351]

That's what you get for breaking his 70 inch plasma screen TV.

[@willy_9769]

​@@tacolover8351With Netflix

[@DigiAkuma]

"Release Restraint Level One!" "Level What?!?"

[@0hvist]

"You know they say that 'TV Makes You Violent'. But I say 'Not Having My TV, is making me _Pretty Fucking Violent!'_ "

[@Wolfencreek]

"Aw yes! Stroke the shaft"

[@ArthurD]

"Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!"

[@ConnonBallk7]

“Excuse me?”

[@servine1212]

​@ConnonBallk7 "Im sorry, I like to talk dirty when someone's S U C K I N G M Y D I C K."

[@Littlecato001]

Alucard: I likes ya *HE LIKES YA!* Alucard: and I want ya *AND HE WANT YA* Alucard: now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. . .the choice is yours.

[@jahrusalem3658]

*WHATCHU WANT, LUKE?*

[@dragonballa5083]

*I GOT NEXT!*

[@blackcladwarrior583]

@@jahrusalem3658*I-I-I don’t wanna answer…*

[@Brainwashing_machine]

How should I interpret this comment-

[@KainSpada09]

@@blackcladwarrior583 "Sound like to me you want it the hard way"

[@bibby659]

Bro actually thought simply being a vampire was what made Alucard the king of the night, and the fear of night itself... bro didn't even have the slightest fucking clue what he was doing nor what he himself could be cabable of... he may have at least allowed Alucard to have fun for once if he did.

[@capthawkeye8010]

I love how Luke is not paying attention to the huge red flags he's getting at the start of this fight. A. Alucard being fast enough to get a draw on Luke's heart when Luke thought he had Alucard with a headshot. B. Alucard firing a hand cannon of a pistol, demolishing half of the basement with indiscriminate fire. C. Failing to recognize that Alucard's indifference to all the pummeling and damage was out of security, not overconfidence. If Luke had been a smarter guy, it would've been obvious by now that Alucard was hiding something. Instead Luke misinterpreted what he saw and grasped at it as a sign he was winning. Alucard for his part believed he had screened out Luke as another amateur, and unleashed his biblical horrors believing Luke was up to the challenge of fighting a true supernatural wielding all kinds of unholy tricks. Turns out Luke was another expendable pawn in Millenium's games. So much so that the Major couldn't even remember his name when he popped up again during the fighting in London.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

TBF, Luke picked up on Al’s indifference, and it looks like he knows he walked into a trap and was just trying to reassure himself somehow.

[@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416]

I think Alucard being naive enough to believe that this snot would be able to stand up to him adds charm to his character, man just wants a good fight but he's so op he's disappointed and throws a fit each time

[@LampHatScott]

Or because Luke destroyed his 70 inch plasma screen tv

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

i love this voice for Alucard. this is who shoulda voiced Toji in the dub haha

[@user-nn4mc8ge4u]

Fuck are you on about

[@VictorIV0310]

Ray Chase was so close to channeling Crispin Freeman as Sukuna.

[@Pixy335]

Sundowner's voice

[@ryanbelcher25rb]

Bit ironic his VA is also best known for being the Priest that likes Tofu and 'Gramps' from the Fate Franchise.

[@daeva4176]

That's what he gets for demanding Alucards "attention"

[@theelitistjerkmetalhead8047]

This isn't a fight. This is more like a cat toying with a mouse. There is no competition here.

[@asaknight321]

I love how Alucard has a jackass like grin in this show and is having a good time

[@TheGreyParse]

This was my favorite of all of Crispin Freeman's roles. He owned this.

[@jahrusalem3658]

I also like King Hassan from Fate/Grand Order. He did great as him.

[@shamak0054]

Hector in Castlevania Curse of Darkness

[@MsAAAAAA222]

my favorite was in backdoor grams five when ur grammy walked in and he said woah thats a stinker but its all gucci me and my boys still gonna tear dat up make it mo stinkay and they all proceeded to fart in her butt

[@MCJohn-117]

“YOU KNOW, THEY SAY TV MAKES YOU VIOLENT. BUT I SAY NOT HAVING MY TV IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT.”

[@Universalpurple]

Luke: "Does he think he is indestructible?" Alucard: "Well..."

[@Mr.wednesdayallfather]

I love that Luke came in here and he was so damn cocky then he got put in his place like the little boy he is

[@JRD-wi1bh]

The alternative title is "FUCK Around and Find Out"

[@Trainlover1995]

0:07 "That was a 70-inch. Plasma screen TV. *smack* So, how can I help you?"

[@CuriousGuyOnline]

Luke: “You must be the great Alucard.” Alucard: “Suuuup?”

[@invisi-bullexploration2374]

I like how Jan has no fear. None. Like it's all a fun ride and you know it's gotta end sometime. Why worry? Luke on the other hand...

[@corryjamieson3909]

Jan never faced Alucard, lucky Bastard.

[@OodlesNoNoodles]

“Don’t dare mistake my patience for cowardice”🥶🥶

[@ShoHidari]

"Releasing control on restriction systems, 3, 2, 1... Ability systems lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."

[@abdooo2012]

that was a 70-inch plasma screen tv. *long sigh* SO what can i do for you?

[@BonfireInPeace.]

"You must be the great Alucard..."

[@abdielgarcia389]

@@BonfireInPeace. Suup

[@BonfireInPeace.]

@@abdielgarcia389 I've heard quite a lot about you.

[@abdielgarcia389]

@@BonfireInPeace. Oh really!!!?

[@BonfireInPeace.]

@@abdielgarcia389 The night walker... Who glides through oceans of blood, beyond human, A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on *DARKNESS ITSELF!*

[@bq1013]

Not having a tv really does make you violent

[@adamfrandsen9510]

“Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?”

[@WTFisTingispingis]

"I'm a dog? Then you're dog food."

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

What’s funny is that this is the same voice as Young Dracula in Castlevania : Lament of Innocence.

[@Devxzi]

I likes ya HE LIKES YA AND HE WANTS YA

[@ShikiRyougi657]

Crispin Freeman as Alucard nailed it Just Respect He has entered to the Pantheon of artists! Per-fect!

[@CamaroThings]

The disappointment in his lack of ability will never get old.

[@roronoazoro8789]

"Hit me, fight me, give me a hug"

[@clipfaceee]

Alucard ist halt ein sehr alter und mächtiger Vampire. Ihn zu töten ist fast unmöglich, da er dank seiner Jahrelanger Experimente zum stärksten Wesen der Finsternis wurde.

[@comitalcrash9762]

In COD MWII I have killed him several times.

[@krenzy3815]

70 inch plasma T.V. I still can't get over the abriged version help

[@moserlegdn2509]

it would be enjoyable if the editing wasnt garage and had 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cuts every 5 seconds

[@sirrichofen9956]

They did that so the video won't get taken down by KZbin for copyright reason.

[@I-need-2-win]

I agree but KZbin is being strict about it.

[@ManowarMasino]

I loved the anime, the ending was a bit confused but not really bad.

[@cincos_fridge]

“Now go get daddy another beer”

[@sto1asgoetia600]

They missed the part where Alucard screamed “SILENCE!!” like the true king of vampires he is

[@NikolaiRattray-to7dr]

Wad up 👋🌞 Shout out from middletown ct

[@Marcodiazgrey]

He is a warrior. A BOOTY WARRIOR!!!

[@Jobe-13]

1:29 Always gives me chills

[@lenart5417]

So Alucard, where do keep your guns? Alucard " in my dogs" And your dogs where are? Alucard "In me"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMC1102]

This wasn't even a fight, Alucard was just playing with his food.

[@FoxItAll]

In the OG sub, Luke screams "MONSTER!" And Alucard gets sad.

[@ShikiRyougi657]

What am I watching? One of the best battles. Lot of disrespect and still great battle at the same time.

[@gachaalexstudio9744]

Fatality Alucard wins Flawless victory

[@striped_hyena18]

It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle

[@Qbhandler]

They really said f biting and pulled out the blickys😭

[@Aatsau]

gotta say some of the scenes in original were better than ultimate

[@user-mh8ur4ge1i]

1:46 after i hear'd this sound in first time, my first think was "Did he summoned Motaro!?"

[@Zaneyboy2_0]

Oh my gosh I thought the Night Walker nickname was created by TFS

[@DarkMirria1]

No. It’s an old term. There is also an old anime literally called Night Walker and it is a vampire detective anime.

[@AveragePuroEnjoyer]

Showing appreciation for the CotL pfp, don't mind me

[@th3blackghost214]

If there is no such thing as an immortal then what is Alucard? 🤔

[@somerandomperson5473]

Someone with a lot of lives

[@Ro-ed8sc]

​@@somerandomperson5473 In the world of Hellsing vampires uses blood as a coin, so basically the only way to really kill Alucard is to kill him as many times as the number of people he has drunk blood from.🧐

[@syncringe1885]

@@Ro-ed8sc There is one exception... When that person is everywhere and no where.

[@Xavier_Draws_And_Scares]

A REAL MOTHER FUCKING VAMPIRE

[@heh8138]

@@Ro-ed8sc millions?? nah I'm good

[@tarapelcher3102]

1:48 i❤ hellsing it’s my favorite anime vampire

[@Kaiju_2795]

“Be a sport and grab Daddy a beer, would you?”

[@LampHatScott]

"That was a 70" plasma screen tv"

[@elijac6408]

What's wrong demigod Just grow back your legs Summon up your demons Hit me Fight me Give me a hug

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Really?

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

that's what he gets for breaking Alucards plasma tv

[@siegedoyle]

2:23 is such a cool scene. Idk why

[@striped_hyena18]

IT'S TIME TO EDUCATE YOU ON HOW A REAL VAMPIRE DOES BATTLE

[@user-dn4kq8zh6l]

The interaction between sukuna and alucard would be fucking interesting.

[@Cross177]

1:08 Someone didn’t tell him about Alucard’s #LifeHack

[@LightRaven96]

"vs" is a generous title, at most luke shot the chair and floor.

[@TheDoomSlayer00]

The red one acts well. Definitely a mini-boss.

[@mauser98kar]

OWNED

[@mr.h4294]

Luke is my favorite character for the simple fact that we share names

[@shupichii9647]

*Alucard while monologing* (Be a shame to leave this mess...) -=Upstairs, Armageton=-

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

That was a 70 inch plasma screen TV

[@SHADOWBLADE8182]

Oh that’s it..work the shaft!

[@fashigading07]

Just a reminder that the English VA of Alucard is also Winston from Overwatch lol

[@KaosNova2]

Yeah, he’s also the Voice of the young Dracula in Castlevania Lament of Innocence and Hector in Castlevania Curse of Darkness Crispin Freeman is the actor

[@sinz1875]

Luke fucked around and found out. gg's

[@shamak0054]

*"Give me a hug!"*

[@Berserker279]

English voices Alucard and Luke supergood!!!

[@FokkerBoombass]

G I V E M E A H U G

[@Jesuschrist-qd6dl]

0:37 question was that the only time Luke could resurrect/heal? Because after that he was scared to take damage after coming at him again

[@jrreedve2825]

When you think you can just skip to the final boss.

[@untiedshoelaces2588]

Alucard is what would happen if John Wick rose from the grave.

[@donovanbradford8231]

At the start of this😑 "that was a 70 inch plasma screen tv😤😤😤😤, 😁 SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY"

[@lordfatcock]

I imagine this is what Corvus looks like now... But instead of wolves it's just ravens 😂

[@facundocastillo4740]

Este personaje demuestra el verdadero miedo, Merecia estar en Jump Force?

[@rainbowdash4898]

Oh baby WORK THE SHAFT!

[@GreenMan19961]

They cutt my favorite line in last second

[@onethought88]

It's perfect Walter 😈🗣️

[@AliceStargamerUsagi]

Ragna the Bloodegdge?! Orange boy?!?

[@DeathNeff]

Before he was Dio Brando he was Luke Valentine

[@chetan_pudke]

Whare I can watch full episode ??

[@likeachamp3741]

1:23 Sundowner!?!?

[@NATM-hq1bm]

alucard is like vampire dante

[@BearWitness2312]

Is this Hellsing ultimate?

[@JeremyColeman-pc9mq]

A you…. What the fuck!!!😂😂😂😂

[@carelessmorning]

What's the point of restrictions if he can just manually remove them himself?

[@ulquiorra_cifer360]

luke was talking all that shit and now he dead

[@samuelowusu5799]

He got humbled

[@aglis_]

1:07 playing touhou be like