Am I a Man?

Instagram: chrisflemingfleming

[@lottehompes1957]

this is how i structure my essays

[@lenar6381]

I feel personally attacked

[@hmnsdnssx]

this is my extended essay

[@heatherheather1234]

Keyboard bongo, right?

[@rottinginthewoods5955]

@@lenar6381 dont we all

[@Natalie-101]

You mean this is how you *dont* structure your essays? Like complete lack of any structure at all even if you try😂

[@lucillecawthra8018]

Ah, yes, the two genders. Shoulder-length hair and man.

[@panspotion]

Soo what if i had long hair for my whole life then i cut it and it doesn't touch my sholders anymore?

[@Breadfiish]

Lupus Wolf are you telling me your were born with a full head of hair reaching your shoulders?

[@panspotion]

@@Breadfiish oh... uhhh... no... Edit- so what if i was born with no hair growed it past my sholders and then cut it off again?

[@Breadfiish]

Lupus Wolf lmao

[@jirjeesal-shammaa8246]

I lauged for 5 minutes straight

[@commandrogyne]

this is exactly what having adhd is like. you're trying to answer the question but instead of giving a straight answer you tell 8 loosely related stories and forget your own name

[@tabithak.9923]

People with ADHD are just natural stand-up comedians

[@numerousfrogsinacoat607]

Absolutely agree. If anyone asks me what having ADHD is like (not that any one ever does, they just always assume they know what it's like), I'm going to direct them to this video

[@jellyfish707]

I feel attacked.. Side note- I love your icon.

[@meganelizabethblake]

YES YES YES ADHD GANG

[@thefandomfish3071]

Tabitha K. god i wish that were true, sadly my adhd just makes me REALLY fucking annoying lol 👊😔

[@geeklette99]

This feels longer than 5 minutes. I feel like I just got sucked into a weird time pocket with a celestial being posing as a human telling me truths of the universe. It's a good thing.

[@avenuecity]

fucking exactly

[@forshizzlemywizzle]

Is that last part a Martha Stewart reference? Because if so...welcome home. You will enjoy this channel.

[@Katzykeens]

Right? Just SO much is happening?! ;w; We learn so much in such a short time ;w;

[@MissSarcasticSweetie]

jeremy bearimy baby. See you in the i

[@reneebirman5211]

well it is 5:01 so your feelings aren't wrong

[@taylorbreckenridge6390]

"Is He GaY aM i GaY?!?!"

[@juli9950]

yes

[@kinspower]

Taylor Breckenridge it's an all or nothing question

[@Velo-vl3qj]

I feel like this is exactly what's going on in homophobes' heads 100% of the time

[@jomsthejomtheff1644]

@@Velo-vl3qj nah it goes on in all of our heads. No one is safe.

[@AtLeastA.C-plus]

“Why are you gay.” “Who says I am gay?” “YOU are gay!”

[@meggnoggs]

“A man is someone who wacks their elbow at a bertucci’s and has no hang ups about freaking out” I can’t stop thinking about this.... visceral takedown of the concept of gender

[@palmo9823]

Judith Butler is sweating

[@Godandducks]

How the hell did i end up here

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

That and "feeling the urge to ride someone's ass", daaam i didnt even know thats what thats called, im not a car guy, but now know i am a man

[@peachesncharlotte]

Idk what any of those words mean. Is that what makes me a woman?

[@nickreynolds9745]

so accurate

[@Ava-pp1to]

this is ADHD as a person.

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

yes it is

[@jesshavok1015]

Lol it totally is. And I don't even mean it in a bad way, this was really fun to watch.

[@cicilovesyouverymuch]

Y E S

[@redoctane13]

Am adhd, can confirm.

[@redoctane13]

@Göatman I am in this picture, and i feel attacked xD

[@horseluver4ever623]

This is my favorite slam poem.

[@sarahb4138]

This is my favorite comment ever. I think I love you. You have impacted me so positively, like yoga and chia bowls to a middle aged soccer mom.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

He is my favorite slam poem

[@jeangrace4422]

Ah yes... the one true gender: Nope

[@screwthedragon999]

“What is your gend-“ “No”

[@bassprogoth]

*for personal reasons i will be going full streetcar named desire at 2pm in a bertucci’s*

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

*personal reasons*

[@allien7987]

*terbucci’s

[@robinsea]

some people go full streetcar named desire at 2pm in a terbucci’s to COPE

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

your pfp is really pretty (*⁰▿⁰*)

[@truth14ful]

Ig I'll do it in a 5 Guys 1 Cup or an Outhouse Takeback then

[@Canyadigit2]

I thought this was going to be a serious video about gender roles but it was somehow so so much better and more fulfilling than that.

[@Mx.ChaoticGood]

bold of you to assume this isn't chris being serious

[@sara5pandas]

And even better he never answered the question 😂😂😂

[@Flowtail]

Sara Rachel or maybe they did! There’s no way to know

[@Noahdaz]

@@sara5pandas Most definitely did answer the question if you watch to the end.

[@milkyoni]

Anything is better than a serious video about gender roles lmfao

[@angelaphsiao]

My gender identity is Chris Fleming attempting to answer the question of whether he is a man or not

[@GregLemons]

so completely made up................................................

[@angelaphsiao]

@@GregLemons wrong: the two genders are man and Chris Fleming attempting to answer the question of whether he is a man or not

[@chinalebeau8021]

And never directly answering it 😂😂😂

[@ryegrasshopper]

@@GregLemons All gender is made up gender is literally a social construct

[@GregLemons]

@@ryegrasshopper Youre born with penis, you're a male, you're born with vagina, you're a female. Not sure that's a social construct, considering the chemical differences, genetical differences, bone structure and more.

[@ALu-nq8rf]

Every time I see a guy with his son, I'm just like "ew, what are you guys, an improv group?"

[@dejaa_vuu_]

Mandi Lu *chefs kiss* that was gold right there

[@ianmoore5502]

I already loved it but thats the line where I lost it

[@bluepheonix2455]

Nah mate, an improv group is a dad with his accidental triplets

[@squatchjosh1131]

@google owns you Well the point is that it's absurd and that's what makes it funny. I think that's getting it.

[@necrohars3427]

He is what i imagine Bill Wurtz music would look like if it were a person.

[@camarvan]

Wh y is that so accurate though

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

this makes me feel an emotion i don’t know the word for

[@paxcallow]

i fucking read that as "what i imagine Bill Wurtz would look like if it were a person" and i was like. but bill wurtz. is. a person.

[@prageruwu69]

i love the implication that bill wurtz is not a human

[@MemoreMProductions]

Necro Hars OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

[@Selene5deum]

forget about gender, why does he look so British

[@daisy9858]

Like John Mulaney, but instead of God forgetting to press the gay button, he forgot to press the British button

[@smith5796]

Because all Englishmen are secretly homosexuals. Especially if you went to Eaton.

[@michaelmcdonald8452]

Because the glasses and the outfit are subconsciously screaming -Austin Powers to you.

[@andyglobe8179]

It’s the Massachusetts

[@valerianaranjocruz25]

It's the teeth and the general unthreatening vibes this being emanates.

[@christopherwilson9861]

his green screen work is on point though

[@ryanlacroix6425]

right!

[@HeavenBreached]

+Christopher Wilson did you. miss the point of this video. or

[@theadae2494]

+Internal Screaming Did Chris ever say he had an issue with pronouns? No. Shut it.

[@christopherwilson9861]

+Despair Media (Oliver) you're right. My bad.

[@athenasart9823]

Christopher Wilson 2:36 is the best part

[@nob2243]

You are not a man. Nor a woman. You're the long-lost twin of Austin Powers

[@humility1st]

Fantastic comment. Hope you have had a great year and now another one! Chris is a wonderful adventure!

[@tapedeck8267]

the gayer long lost twin

[@deadfr0g]

I WAS BORN IN THESE CLOTHES.

[@bradenmeyer7465]

noob2243 I see Ted Raimi

[@prageruwu69]

ah yes the three genders

[@lowlyworm8510]

me, a closeted trans man watching this 2 years ago: hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

[@samkuperman9035]

Stopp that’s too accurate fkdbfkdb

[@sophiahughes5355]

Congratulations on your ability to go full blanche Dubois in a bertuccis

[@simp1594]

Same

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

I watched a Community compilation just earlier and I'm curious if this was a reference or merely coincidental

[@neverhowever3231]

communityyyyyyy

[@thecuttlekid2758]

"ew, what are you guys? an improv group?" i lost my shit there holy fuck

[@MrsManette]

I've never related so much to anyone as with Chris saying he actively tries not to walk to the beat

[@redoctane13]

You have to try really hard, esp if its a great beat :X

[@mdrake8736]

Why are we like this?!?!?

[@a-bird-lover]

marching band is hard-coded into my brain now, I can't escape

[@tuesdaywithanh]

@@a-bird-lover SAAAAAAAAAAAAME! It's going to take years before I stop walking to the beat of ambient music

[@a-bird-lover]

@@tuesdaywithanh I just caught myself today speeding up to march to a song playing over the speakers :( it's been a y e a r

[@slevemcdichael4481]

people say "oh this got so off topic!" but this is honestly a really good depiction of gender

[@googiegress]

Yeah it's like every single word spoken was on topic, but the energy made it seem like a disconnected trainwreck.

[@poprockss]

Yeah i gotta pull out at least one separate powerpoint/playlist when im trying to explain it

[@yossarian00]

no it isnt

[@oreganoed8913]

@@yossarian00You have clearly never whacked your elbow at a Betucci’s and completely lose it.

[@Blixemi]

Your humor is one of the most pure things on this earth. It literally gives me life.

[@oldyeller322]

+Blixemi YOU WATCH GAYLE HOLY MOLY YAY XD

[@nyaquaehenderson3328]

You're so right

[@mahparaahmedctt9861]

NysaQuae Henderson

[@cf1533]

Wow casually watching Gayle, didn't expect to find another youtuber I watch in the comments, that was a surprise. Had to take a double take.

[@patriciacole5164]

Blixemi no, it actually does not "literally" give anyone life. literally means really, absolute truth

[@ArielMcCleary]

Outhouse Steakback.

[@trekgrrl3]

I know, right? There were so many quotable lines in this piece.

[@juliainzerillo]

Ariel McCleary I read this right as it happened

[@chavezgirl4eva]

Julia Inzerillo me too.. LOL

[@leechpeach337]

Mary Uribe me too!!

[@emd4390]

Is that not what it's called

[@micahfaulkner5204]

I feel like Chris Fleming, Brian David Gilbert, and Bill Wurtz should all create a video together. Yes I want to watch society fall apart at the seams.

[@citizeninsane8518]

underrated comment

[@onismklexos]

Beautiful.

[@patbiss7742]

Throw in Value Select to complete the set

[@daianmoi8528]

Let’s throw Joel Haver in there too just for funsies.

[@user-lguqrux]

No, no, no... what are you doing?! Stop it!! None of these people drop videos often enough! They collab, we get *one* video, and then absolute silence afterwards, for weeks - if not months! Absolutely not!

[@princefleaswallow5182]

Massachusetts resident here. Can confirm. Riskiest thing I've ever seen here is a 6 year old riding her scooter without knee pads.

[@danielle8877]

one time in Massachusetts I saw a kid on a bike with four knee pads. two on his knees, two on his thighs

[@zekeoman1]

There are a handful of states that have little island nation cities that are nothing like the rest of the state. New York state is, as far as I can tell, a barren wasteland of fields and things, but it contains New York City, which is... well, it's _New York City._ Louisiana, my home state, is a backwoods Republican hick party teeming with raccoons and homophobes, but within it lies the diverse, culturally rich, largely Democrat city of New Orleans. Massachusetts, as we've said, is The Land That Fun Forgot, but then there's MOTHER. FUCKING. PROVINCETOWN. Aside from having a name that makes no fucking sense if you think about it, Provincetown is also THE GAYEST SHOW ON EARTH. If you google its name, the first image that pops up has LGBT flags hanging over the streets. There are posters plastered on the buildings advertising gay strip clubs with names like "Elektric" and "The Wild Side". tl;dr Massachusetts blows goats, but Provincetown is fukken lit.

[@stellas6339]

Nepeta Leijon idk what part your from, but no one where's helmets or knee pads while riding bikes, scooters, whatever where I'm from. At least, I didn't. And the cities are wicked fun. (Just noticed my use of wicked) the towns aren't that entertaining because, well, they're towns. Idk why people are saying MA is boring. I adore it and find something exciting everyday. I dream to live in Boston one day. The only other place I'd like is NYC

[@fruiitbatz6437]

Never thought of you as the careful type, Nep

[@jarioncecilio5077]

Nepeta Leijon Yea but wb Fall River or New Bedford? Every other person is a criminal

[@pierrebouvier518]

"No one's taken a risk in Massachusetts since the Boston Tea Party." I want this tattooed somewhere on my body

[@ManiacalViolet]

So glad I left after 14 years and various misdemeanors and hospitalizations, Rhode Island is still a place of escape 😶

[@ManiacalViolet]

@@TheChickenRiceBowl This is the most Masshole response you could have given. A+

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

@@ManiacalViolet I've been thinking of moving up there. Don't even know why I was born in the south. There must've been a mix up before I was shipped to earth.

[@CorbiniteVids]

what a risk

[@todaywithanewsprintfray]

As a transgender man, I have given my father the humiliation not only of our looking like an improv group whenever we go out, but also that I have known a photographer biblically.

[@funkyfresh2053]

Im a trans guy too and my boyfriend is a photographer so is his older brother 😂

[@artosbear]

im living just for this sentence rn the way Chris lives for Boba ilu

[@chteyjdrushifdhfd8128]

🤢

[@Vaul.]

“As a woman”

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

​@@Vaul. You are lost traveller We are all queer here

[@Filmyism]

"this guy has a girlfriend?" "yeah, we met on Waze" iconic.

[@Rachel-xf3op]

I think about that line every time I use Waze

[@zeppie_]

@@Rachel-xf3op I think about that every time I meet my girlfriend on waze

[@graciecompton879]

Brain: he's the one Me: but we've never met him and look at his hair and how old is he?! Brain: he's perfect

[@TashJansson]

My sentiment exactly! Also, the "nope" story in the end is GOLD. Dang, I wish something like that would happen to me! I always up for boner killing by just being myself.

[@CameronBaba]

YUPYUPYUPYUPYUP

[@LadyAmadala98]

My brain and your brain must be related

[@suk4honesty]

It's been over a year and this is still so incredibly true

[@amyvanderhoven9751]

Gracie Compton literally not kidding. I watched this and just said out loud to no one "I think I want to marry him."

[@defygravityXD]

My favorite thing about this is that Chris didn’t give us an answer. He just showed us that we were asking the wrong question.

[@minerharry]

This is the comment

[@andrewjohnson4130]

Guess you missed your anecdote

[@celestebrown5185]

I wish I could embroider this video onto a pillow

[@MichelleFelt]

Etsy and Pinterest would implode!! 😂😊

[@GV-wv8uf]

celeste brown this is in my top 7 favourite comments.

[@brigitblu4]

celeste brown i would buy that

[@lifeofaboxbot]

Use a body pillow

[@E_N_B]

celeste brown "Boston played two Dave Matthew's songs back to back, and I don't think it was an accident."

[@timidDot]

"the one tough thing about having a daughter is that one day they'll hook up with a photographer." it's me. i'm the photographer. lesbian rights.

[@thatsdisco]

wish I were the daughter if I get to date a hot photographer like that, wow

[@milkplus7876]

My options as an upper-middle-class white girl teetering on the edge of ennui are hooking up with you or giving myself bangs

[@leviathanesque]

@@milkplus7876 middle class white lesbian with bangs here. do both

[@kalinorris6283]

No a lesbian photographer is fine, perfectly valid

[@_yuri]

@@thatsdisco S.I.M.P

[@squigg7107]

“A real buffalo wings kind of guy” is a flawless description of a very specific type of person and I will be using that sentence in the near future.

[@zzzcocopepe]

Someone suggested I apply for a job at buffalo wild wings and I almost strangled them

[@cgween4289]

aRe YOu mY dAd Or mY MOm?

[@emjay600]

iM yOur GrEaT UnCLe JOhN

[@sajiwaji]

iS hE GaY Am i gAy

[@Ihop_manager]

IS HE GAY AM I GAY

[@theotherauthor740]

"you know when you haven't said anything yet that day, and you're suddenly thrust into a social situation? you've just been kinda, festering in the wilderness of your own apartment?" i ugly laughed at how relatable that was. it happened to me just this morning lmfao.

[@CorbiniteVids]

it was like my entire sophomore year of college, I felt that joke in my soul

[@tobycrow]

The end reminded me of my weirdly common experience of being catcalled by cishet men (I am transmasc but tall, pass most of the time, BUT I have long hair and don't dress striaght) and then turning around and just standing there as they process that they just catcalled a bearded man. It kills them. They don't know how to recover. It's the most satisfying thing because all I have to do is stand there and watch, or maybe awkwardly wave or say "What's up man" if I want to make things even worse

[@ktburger659]

damn that’s amazing. I wish I had a beard just so I could do this to men

[@vagiterianbogmonster3268]

This, this is the agenda we've been hearing about for years, you are the chosen one

[@owlrecluse2234]

@@nvkba mad the mystrious gender sranger has more swag than u

[@snorlaxgender]

I've been on cloud nine because I've had several instances of this since being on T. Most recently a dude catcalled me and I turned my head to look at him as I walked past. As I walked away I just heard the most distressed "What the fuuuuuck....?!"

[@nopenotme96]

i aspire to be like you some day oml,, rock on man

[@Notesofcitrus]

I swear to god this is the only KZbin channel that makes me laugh out loud every single time. I am heaving over here.

[@peepaw0_0]

macknmake have you tried Dan and Phil yet

[@katet2065]

I just found this channel last night and I'm currently trying not to hyperventilate from laughter

[@SourEggz]

macknmake Same.

[@chiisuchi1102]

Terbucchi's The Cheese Factory Five Guys One Cup Bagara Bread Outhouse Steakback

[@bustalamo]

I'm gonna ride their ass

[@paxcallow]

the end of this video is what made me realize i was nonbinary. this is not a joke

[@infinitejellyfish1591]

Legendary. I hope you’re enjoying your newfound identity ^^

[@CTShun]

From a fellow enby: I hope your journey moving forward is a beautiful one 💛

[@rrrrogahtaylah2636]

sfgddfg fellow enby and wow, that's a hella cool gender realization story

[@silpheedTandy]

sometimes it just take a real Buffalo Wings kind of guy in a pick up truck to help clarify things, eh? clarity can come through all sorts of unexpected ways :)

[@rockpooladmirer]

happy for you :D

[@DoggoMcGee]

This is the biggest "fuck you" to gender I have ever seen.

[@BShuler39]

lol exactly

[@danny87573]

K

[@elizabethwalker3344]

L

[@estorica]

M

[@anahrsak4793]

N

[@adamk3588]

nobody has taken a risk in boston since the tea party. priceless quote and true

[@emsmnms3507]

so fucking true

[@alliewilson7036]

Ikr so true

[@jadethrasher2608]

Ah yes the 2 genders. Guy and bichon

[@sskiffy]

I've been stuck on the fact that this man said outhouse steakback for the past year

[@eeveemakeralibi]

I like 'the cheese factory'

[@heatherthomas7545]

That's what I have called it ever since. I can no longer say it properly

[@lizzie-4011]

its been two years and my sister and i reference this regularly. tbh outback steakhouse sounds wrong now

[@miserable6623]

My brain at this point can’t call it by it’s real name nobody knows what I mean when I say outhouse steakback

[@lizzie-4011]

miserable i read this comment in my notifications and legitimately couldn’t recognize what was wrong with it until i saw what video it was from. God help us all

[@valenti_no]

"Are you a girl or a boy?" "I'm a KZbinr." "Yeah, but what are you?" "A comedian." "What's in your pants?" "Zero self confidence."

[@madeofmeats]

Alex no, stop

[@jassienib3192]

Certified Coulrophile why 😂

[@jauxro]

"What's in your pants?" "A joke."

[@lowlyworm8510]

“What’s in your pants” “The whipped cream I spilled in front of my 2 daughters, their ref, and my girlfriend.”

[@bugboyfawn]

"What's in your pants?" "Magic"

[@setheus]

As a trans-masc nonbinary person, I severely relate to "a guy in a truck rolled down his window, looks at me, and just goes 'nope.' and drives off"

[@GregLemons]

a trans-masculine nonbinary person............................. What the fuck does trans masculine mean and how are you non-binary if youre trans-masculine..

[@countessofcats5549]

@@GregLemons transmasc means taking the concept of transitioning ftm and applying it to the wider concept of nonbinary identity. Being nb is not a monolith and not every nb person wants to present perfect androgyny, esp since what exactly presenting as androgyny means varies from culture to culture and even person to person. In this case, this person was presumably born assigned female, and has transitioned to present masculinely without necessarily being a "man". Hope this helps, gender is weird and often bewildering

[@Devourthebook15]

@@GregLemons Are you having a hard time? Do you need to be escorted to the calm-down room?

[@GregLemons]

@@Devourthebook15 Such a great way to help somebody understand the rules of rocket sc- gender studies. Telling them they need to calm down. It's not even a creative insult either, "You angry? Lol Go Calm In Room For Calm" i mean It still doesn't mean its a bunch of bullshit.

[@Devourthebook15]

@@GregLemons LMFAOOO; I am not even remotely interested in educating you. To be clear, it was said purely to belittle you.

[@Flufferz626]

"a feral encounter" Thanks for giving me flashbacks to Starbucks where the first customer I encountered that day I said "I love you" in farewell because it was 5am and being a barista is hell

[@CorbiniteVids]

a customer said that to me once we both wanted to die

[@Flufferz626]

@@CorbiniteVids we both stared at each other, then I shoved the drive-thru window shut as fast as possible. As he pulled away I noticed his wife in the car as well. I also left my headset on and half the staff heard me having a panic attack. It was an enlightening customer service experience.

[@noemisandoval9967]

Flufferz626 you’re a fuckin trooper omg. I wish I had your courage to continue living after that experience

[@tabithak.9923]

At this point if I do something dumb in front of a customer I lean into it and do something even dumber but on purpose so I feel like I've regained control of the situation

[@Flufferz626]

@@tabithak.9923 I just avoid the situation and enter a state of denial. That has...worked for many things in my life. As you said embrace it. Coworker taunts "I heard you told this regular 'I love you' hehe?" I just firmly confirm that was the case then stare down the coworker with a neutral expression and they tend to turn away after about 3 uncomfortable seconds.

[@Gamerkat10]

I aspire to be this- if asked if I'm a man or woman, I just talk for 5 minutes about random shit, and at the end never have actually answered XD

[@tjusernaem]

"Are you a man or a woman?" "Good question"

[@SpecialInterestShow]

"Are you a man or a woman?" Me: "shit I didn't study for this test"

[@keythetrashking7491]

Kat McCloud I mean, they did though. The answer was no but anecdotally. But still.

[@NotCroutons]

Keyboard bongos makes me cry with laughter every time.

[@simon4632]

this talks about everything except their gender identity edit: this comment has a lot of support for those who aren’t bigots and think saying their gender is a helicopter is funny, and I myself am non binary and to see the comments nod people saying you can only be male or female also I was unsure of their preferred pronouns and that’s on me and I’ve changed it lol,,

[@briannawarren4174]

I think this entire video IS their gender identity

[@hmnsdnssx]

Or does it?

[@humanname99]

Brianna Warren I think this video is MY gender identity

[@theredvelveteer4721]

@@reverseimagesearch0results363 this comment was four months ago and yet you still managed to be the one on the wrong side of history

[@gingersnap6004]

just some guy on the internet you never specified what those genders are. I’m gonna assume that they’re “go” and “fuck yourself, asshole”.

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

Chris's gender is the inexplicably nice day in late January. It's nice, but it keeps you on your toes.

[@theodorec1882]

You did it! You broke gender down to its bare essentials!

[@ericac3817]

More like gender is a flower vase that Chris Flemming just smashed on the ground.

[@gulo2476]

@theodore c nice icon dude

[@theodorec1882]

@@gulo2476 thanks dude, same to u

[@joannarutter8351]

"We met on Waze." Please do comedy forever

[@thelojay]

Joanna Rutter like, how, though??? 😂😂😂

[@storeboughtramonaflowers]

Joanna Rutter I was looking for this comment, best line in this fucking video 😂

[@Jonathan-sz8wj]

Oh. My. God. How...so um this is Jonathan Layton, from Hope. Fancy seeing you here.

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

@@Jonathan-sz8wj WHAT'S THE REST OF THIS STORY?!?!?!

[@asatsumaorange9296]

He was riding her ass and they both had Waze on..

[@thefrenchiestfry9886]

Chris, you saying "Outhouse Steakback" all these years ago has still changed my language permanently. I cannot call Outback Steakhouse the correct name, it feels so wrong. I am forever broken

[@atlasalvarez5567]

"No-one's taken a risk in Massachusetts since the boston tea party" dear lord I cant breathe XD

[@suk4honesty]

I'm living for this nonbinary representation

[@serenmaimone2343]

I feel it m8

[@aoifemcandless-davis226]

Is this confirmed? Please let this be true.

[@armelinezobelpelz7094]

Yeeeees, same

[@GLAASJEMELC]

Chris doesn't confirm nor deny any gender but defenitely pushes back against toxic masculinity and some gender roles, and I love it. Exploring gender myself I find this very inspiring. Having said that, I don't watch this channel because of the social commentary, I watch it because the videos are friggin hilarious and made me snort out my tea through my nose I was laughing so hard :D but shout out to the nonbinary community! I want to find you on tumblr

[@froginthemachine]

m8 he's a dude with a really bad haircut idk what this "non-binary" nonsense is but it doesn't belong here

[@UltimateDorito]

"Festering in the wilderness of your own apartment" jesus that's too close to home...

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Me, seeing the title for this video: Oh nice. I'll be able to find out if Chris is a feminine man or non-binary. Me, watching this: So was this video about Chris' disconnection with the concept of masculinity or comedy about being non-binary? What pronouns should I use?

[@scottyblechman2588]

Re: your first question, pretty sure it's intended to be a mix of both. Re: the second question, I believe I've read somewhere that Chris has no pronoun preference.

[@brynk3493]

i believe i read once that chris is okay with any pronouns, though i think he personally uses he/him for himself, at least most often. obviously that doesn't mean he is not non-binary, though. i think this video is both

[@katjaheusinger9202]

I've watched this video ~18 months ago, but couldn't find any answers about Chris's pronouns. So thank you, all of you, for asking/answering :)

[@DeathnoteBB]

I’m agender so I relate to this video so much

[@Ihop_manager]

it's funny how Chris doesn't even answer the question.

[@sunningdale3478]

"continue on your journey, namaste" thats every person in california

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

sunningdale I’ve lived here 28 years and never heard anyone say namaste

[@NiallHoranMonkey]

guess I gotta leave California now

[@internetweirdo8131]

@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 go to Berkeley.

[@momoandmiz]

i went into a 7-11 barefoot in pajamas at midnight and nobody said a damn thing

[@bettycharms]

gnome child superb.

[@JanineHarris]

"Continue on you journey. Namaste"😂

[@isabellevasquez7433]

janine harris ☄︎ deadass what Cali is like, especially SF. One time I wore a dragon onesie to the hood to get some food and the only thing that happened was that I had a group of hippies very excitedly screech compliments about it

[@craftgrrl14]

As an SF Bay Area native I can confirm that this is absolutely 100% true.

[@norththelemon]

Sometimes he looks at the camera and I suddenly think he's going to discover gravity and give me physics homework

[@nathanmcgill7249]

If you say so Da Vinci

[@astrohaute]

Chris is the only human being that understands gender

[@mariannenlawrence]

"No one's taken a risk in Massachusetts since the Boston Tea Party." 😂😂😂

[@synth_dahl4438]

You're clearly the love child of Veronica Sawyer and John Mulaney

[@ranaemusic]

Aerin Punch why does this work jsnxckkfnfjc

[@Crowswing19]

This shouldn't make sense but it DOES

[@pina4577]

JAJAJSJSHA

[@lily..]

Fun Fact: Bertucci's gives out raw dough balls to children to play with. One time I got a raw ball and was confused if I should eat it or not. My mom always told me not to play with my food, so I shoved that ball of raw bread right down my gullet. Best ball I've ever let into my mouth, 10/10

[@beetleiuice]

every time i watch this all i can focus on is the comment that said THIS IS MY UNCLE

[@tinyking4847]

"except I'll be middle aged so I won't have any handle on my proper nouns" lolololololol

[@isaacisis5876]

Missing a second of this is the equivalent to missing a second of the presentation in class and not being able to finish the quiz sheet the teacher gave you and told you to complete while watching and the person next to you won't help because they weren't paying attention either.

[@kayduffy2754]

“we met on waze” TOO GOOD

[@alyssalidman5123]

It's pretty easy to car pool through Waze, so that's probably how that happened.

[@rasp.74]

So what I heard was, "No," while beautifully demonstrating the cosmic nonsense of gender. Love it. This is about how I feel about things. Kind of wish I could memorize and recreate this on the spot anytime anyone asks me what I am.

[@SP-rk9ht]

It means he's a man but doesn't conform to other people's ludicrous and narrow ideas about what being a man is.

[@albinorainbow37]

"In Massachusettes if you wear a weird pair of shoes, you will be fed to the Dropkick Murphy's"

[@AshDCTaylor]

this video is 5 minutes but it felt like a year

[@redoctane13]

A lovely enjoyable year though.

[@hylianexpected1171]

Huh, so it wasn't just me.

[@lythist1849]

I thought I was the only one that got anxiety whenever I heard music playing in public and I didn’t want people to see me walking to the beat so I go out of my to walk to a completely different beat

[@zzzcocopepe]

I put in headphones and turn on a podcast or something so I don't have to struggle against the music

[@debo425]

You should post any Gayle bloopers or scenes we have never seen!

[@Bjotten]

+Deborah oh hell yes! Bloopers!!!

[@MissGracelovesu]

Yes! !

[@sam-ol9zn]

yessssssssssssss

[@baderanzi6941]

Deborah 💞

[@jennadox9330]

the grapefruit part is my favorite

[@SarahBevElizabeth]

That's me though I have to grow my voice during the day lol

[@itsrainingmelons6202]

I love that Chris explains the question by having neurosis. Me too, Me too..

[@Crowswing19]

Literally me when someone asks my gender/pronouns 😂 just avoid the question and have a loud identity crisis while trying to make it sound like a joke.

[@MoDavid]

"The neo is matchbox 20. That's the only new addition since the Salem witch trials" IM SCREAMING

[@caleb700]

Mo David I literally laughed out loud!!!!

[@MrArtVein]

"She falls from the ceiling like a stalactite in sweatpants." Better than Cellar Door! 🏆

[@perkinsat]

I'm gone 😂😂😂

[@SpeedySecrets215]

Being a person with adhd watching this is like going on an acid trip and having too much adderall at the same time

[@eeveemakeralibi]

I.. Don't think so

[@bestbi3587]

@@eeveemakeralibi honestly this is how my brain works 24/7

[@thomhayes3170]

Honestly, I think having adhd is why I can watch the video and follow along with complete coherency

[@Natalie-us2tk]

"A real buffalo wings kinda guy" lol I swear this killed me

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

It's so true though.

[@isabellalen652]

.....or am I a muppet? (am I a muppet?)

[@Daisy-kg4ho]

I was singing this scrolling down the comments and no one but you had mentioned this reference. I love you

[@masonanderson1811]

*nods*

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

IF I’M A MUPPET THEN I’M A VERY MANLY MUPPET (VERY MANLY MUPPET)

[@MotherofThePearls]

I watched this 4 years ago and I resented the fact that he was disappointed in his hypothetical daughters hooking up with a photographer And 4 years later, I, a daughter, hooked up with a photographer... maybe he knows something I dont....

[@cheyennehenry1]

he reminds me of Drew Monson a bit

[@maxr1767]

same

[@adrianpink8144]

they're both the best omg

[@lindsey4951]

I like Drew, but I feel like his content has dropped in quality to pander to preteens, while Chris's content is always fresh. Just my opinion..

[@Peridot420]

Drew seems to rely on his random humor to pull him through, while Chris' has a point to bring across then puts the random in it /around/ the point. (But I do love both of them!!)

[@hkred100]

Caroline Miller why does it sound like your talking about wine ?

[@christalcavanaugh]

“Is he gay? Am I gay?” The pansexual crisis

[@villvvinter9182]

@@reverseimagesearch0results363 thats not what the difference between bi and pan is though. nonbinary ppl exist wether you like it or not and most bisexuals are attracted to them. get fucked

[@lordvig8884]

im more of a skillet guy myself

[@kiakaha110]

Vill VVINTER Ah Pansexual, the tumblr version of Bisexual. Only difference between them is that you know which people to stay clear of when they refer to themselves as “pan”. Unless a person is somehow born as an alien species without any genitalia, Nonbinary doesn’t exist.

[@manyerrors3719]

@@kiakaha110 Ah yes, denying science to own Tumblr

[@pokedestined]

@@kiakaha110As both someone who was born with a Y chromosome, but external female anatomy, and an enby, you could not be more incorrect.

[@EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma]

“Because no one is taking a risk in Massachusetts.” As a native Masshole who got my first pixie cut after moving out-of-state I lost it a bit there. 😂

[@m.d.z.2832]

He plays the androgynous angle to a tee and has since his first post. I don't think I'd admit anything if it was my funniest angle either. He has such a unique humor in a day when that's near impossible

[@iamtheghost6714]

He plays the androgynous game to trick people so they can't even tell what it is

[@adriennefraser1517]

It’s not an angle some people are non binary

[@hellohandhold]

A flawless response

[@callen7258]

boat lotion

[@callen7258]

mutual mayo

[@callen7258]

half cradle

[@callen7258]

emo dad

[@callen7258]

the bureau

[@jasprosey84]

There are two genders: “Nope” Lap Destroyer

[@LowKey_B]

Currently festering in the wilderness of my own apartment. Thank you.

[@atuma]

so good, loved that image.

[@TimBagels]

That's such a relatable fucking mood tho

[@chloe5329]

I'm using this video and your LA stand up show last week for the final paper in my Masculinities class. Thanks for being so hilarious!!

[@Chuntzit]

+Chloe Volz oh hell ya!

[@nickpinkelman8815]

what's a masculinities class?

[@joannarutter8351]

another name for Western Civ TROLOLOLOLLLL

[@jordanwait7264]

+Nick Pinkelman fancy seeing you here

[@princefleaswallow5182]

Hunter Sparling did you watch the video

[@kailoros6738]

I want nonbinary people to come out with this.

[@garfieldbrooks]

im sending a link to this video the next time someone asks abt my pronouns

[@SaffyBear13]

I give this 5 Chobani lids up. You are the raddest.

[@TIHISTS]

“...or the Outhouse Steakback!” My face hurts from laughing

[@JK-fu1bn]

This video really takes me back to my days of inescapable debilitating social anxiety and agoraphobia.

[@sonnenschein1613]

i love how a summary of this video in one sentence can just be "gender is a lie"

[@tiffanysimkins1301]

oh my fucking god

[@Sighbot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[@robertmacdonald5496]

But it's not

[@cutecommie]

@@robertmacdonald5496 Offended genderist spotted.

[@robertmacdonald5496]

@@cutecommie *Biologist. Gender is a physical, genetic, biological reality. Believing in the non-binary fairytale is worse then believing in Christianity.

[@junomonsoon]

"*AND SHE JUST FALLS FROM THE CEILING LIKE A STALACTITE IN SWEATPANTS*"

[@drillosophy1012]

The people who are so easily confused by shoulder length hair are inexplicably also the ones who insist they can clock any trans woman.

[@jojobanks8857]

I choked while I watched this video because my brain was trying so hard to concentrate on what he was saying that I forgot how to chew and swallow properly.

[@codyxvasco592]

I worked at a bertuccis and yes. I've seen many a men.

[@GrahamChapman]

Reminds me of back when I was 14-16, something like that, and was climbing trees at a local school. One of the teachers came out and started admonishing me about how girls shouldn't climb trees. I basically just started teasing her back that if she didn't like what I was doing, she could come up and lead me down the tree by the hand. After bickering back and forth a bit she demanded to know my name, so I told her. She was dumbstruck for a second and then said "But that's a boy's name!" I replied that, yes, it is. Then she started apologizing about how she had thought I was a girl since I had such long hair and I responded with something like "Yeah, I can tell." In hindsight, (because we always come up with the best retorts many years after it's already way too late and we're not even half as clever when we're 14-16 years old as we think we are when we're 14-16 years old,) I should've/could've engaged her in a more in-depth debate with her about whether it mattered or not that I was a boy or a girl -- because it clearly wasn't an issue of safety, (which she had at one point claimed,) since she was okay with me climbing trees once she realized that I was a boy; or I could've asked her why she was seemingly fine with me being a boy with long hair but was horribly opposed to the idea of a tomboy climbing trees; or (if I'd been even half as self-aware back then as I am now) I could've really blown her mind by telling her "It's fine if you continue referring to me as a girl since I do sometimes flip-flop between being a boy and being a girl, and you referring to me as a girl right now does kinda please me."

[@heidih3048]

This reminds me of how I felt when my mother told me, when i was about 13, that she didn't want me climbing the trees in front of our house. One of my favorite things to do, as an introverted person without many friends, was to climb high in a tree and read a book, staying up there for long periods of time.. And she thought it appropriate to take that from me simply because she was afraid of what the neighbors would think about a teenage girl in a tree. It disgusted me and definitely was one of the factors that caused me to begin questioning gender and gender roles at a young age. I wish I had had the confidence and quick wit to make some sort of joke about it at the time.

[@GrahamChapman]

@@heidih3048 Yeah, if I had been in your shoes, I may have ended up saying something along the lines of "to hell with what the neighbours think" and maybe also put her on the spot for trying to take away her own child's happiness over something as petty as a shallow concern with gossipy neighbours... I may get grounded for speaking that way to my mother, sure, but, yeah, I agree with you: That is just plain disgusting and a mother should not speak to her child that way. Right now I'm just glad that I only had to deal with the occasional stranger pushing their gender biased ideas upon me because if my mom had been such a normie, I would probably have disowned myself just to get away... :/

[@heidih3048]

@@GrahamChapman I'm glad to hear you had/have a supportive mother. I did actually, while growing up, express the idea frequently that it didn't matter what the neighbors or others thought about my behavior or clothing.. But my mother thought I was immature to say so. Definitely not supportive. She just had an obsession for worrying about what others thought (and was/is also a fundamentalist Christian with very traditional "values"). I'm just glad to have made it out of adolescence with my sanity intact! 🙃

[@GrahamChapman]

@@heidih3048 A fundamentalist Christian with a regressive gender biased world-view and an adherence to "traditional 'values'" (kinda funny how seldom "traditional 'values'" actually include any actual values) really doesn't have any more room to call someone out on being "immature" than a pot has of calling a peacock "black"... Ergo, not only was she being a hypocrite, her idea of what maturity is was also fundamentally wrong. I hope you're in a better place right now... I mean, relatively speaking. With trump* having fucked everything the fuck up since 2016, and 2020 being the way it was, and 2021 looking to be more of the same, like a horrible sequel to a horrible movie, it's probably quite unlikely that _anyone_ in a completely better place right now, but, you know, I hope that you've got more supportive and open minded people to talk with these days at least.

[@heidih3048]

@@GrahamChapman I always somehow knew that point of view was wrong, before I fully understood why. Thanks for the kind words. I did deal with some mental health problems in my teens and 20s. I am grateful that I have recovered and am now healthy and surrounded by mutually-supportive people. And thanks for that trip down memory lane (it was nice to remember the feeling of climbing and sitting in trees as a child)!

[@DovydasMusic]

This is art