the Korean Spa

[@hoopleehoopla]

i knOW IT'Š FOR *BABIES* būt Į ñëĖD *ÎT*

[@TheBeezusjones]

"Translate to English" 😂😂😂

[@CindyRubyCutie]

"My self esteem-" *IMMEDIATE LAUGHTER* ...I feel like the entire audience just burned him

[@arielcross7183]

ScarletNekolita I felt like that to

[@elusiverobertdenby3000]

I feel like he paused to sort of prompt that response from the audience as part of the joke

[@georgerosebush9754]

Gets on the mic, " Ahem.... My life."

[@emmalanemua]

I feel like there is no audience and he dubs it in.

[@wohdinhel]

i mean his entire stand-up act is basically recalling all of the horrible embarrassing shit he's done over the years so

[@Snugglepops]

I’m so glad you’re real and not a figment of my imagination.

[@Hellooo134]

Bold of you to assume he's real

[@ediesongbird3163]

Pseudonymous Being I thought it was Luna that said that

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

@@ediesongbird3163 Nah it was Dumbybore who said it after Hairy Petal died.

[@TuckerHolt]

I’m not so sure

[@amandaschmidt9528]

I love this because I JUST saw him perform and I am still asking myself if it actually happened. Experiencing this live brings only more questions.

[@PhemieC]

i love that when he said he had a girlfriend he casually did his own spit take on behalf of the audience lol

[@wooby4104]

@@ideapressproductions1864 what music?

[@Schnayfan]

@@ideapressproductions1864 I read the comment and didnt even realize it is them omg it's been so long ;w;

[@endeavor1664]

I immediately assumed he meant female friend until he repeated it more, im rlly dense 😂 idk why I never thought he was bi

[@sainttheresetaylor2054]

@@endeavor1664 i always assumed he was bi, he gives off ‘woman loving’ vibes

[@whatcanidooo]

@@sainttheresetaylor2054 he’s just genderfucky enough to make attraction to any gender seem appropriately fruity 😂

[@joshm.1483]

Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”

[@Rikoshima]

chris fleming has spoiled me for any other comedian

[@cricketunicorn]

nicolegend same

[@doubtful_seer]

Seriously, same

[@SparklingSilverCurls]

100% agree!!

[@ALu-nq8rf]

Try Maria Bamford

[@wohdinhel]

lewis black, maria bamford, and chris fleming. the trifecta of transcendent comedy

[@TyTurner]

SELF ESTEEM TOWER OF TERROR

[@yael5334]

hi ty

[@tylerburney8576]

Ty, holy shit! I didn’t know you watched Chris

[@Alita_N99]

Yoooo Ty Turner is a fan of Chris?!!

[@C4TNPC]

The tower of terror was so scary lmao

[@rohanmorningstar7795]

My dad stans my other dad. Bless 🙌

[@pluto8615]

I KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOW ITS FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT

[@ordinarytree4678]

Perfectly sized words. You did it!

[@foxlikessapphics]

my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.

[@jessicav8935]

Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

@@jessicav8935 So I gather that exposure to Fleming is officially a medical epidemic.

[@sofastuffing]

phelgming

[@marleeohara7596]

Netflix special when?

[@alanah3204]

Marlee O'Hara that would be amazing

[@novindichar]

Marlee O'Hara Just what I was thinking. He has been doing this for too long to have such a small reach.

[@keepcalmsavehyrule]

Marlee O'Hara WORD. Netflix really does need to pick up both Chris & Gayle. 😂

[@percyperanamus7432]

my petition to netflix will be titled '' i know it's for babies, but i need it ''

[@MadisonM1]

PLEASE HE NEEDS TO GRACE US WITH A SPECIAL

[@jbrockmam]

Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"

[@jusjuicebox]

YES SOMETIMES I'LL EAT SUSHI!

[@PrettyPinkPeacock]

What is that video??? I can't find It??????? Thanxx

[@ecpflute]

PrettyPinkPeacock his "Am I a man?" video

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

hhhhadadadadadadada

[@agitationfree5980]

the cats joke is one of the best of all time and it's just a throwaway gag

[@corrosionkitty]

Sometimes they say to imagine the crowd nude, but he made the entire crowd imagine him nude.

[@rionachreid5863]

The u l t i m a t e p o w e r m o v e

[@charliecrocker1992]

"t h o s e s h i r t s a r e f o r b a b i e s" im cryign

[@Teatimekitty]

"On the way to the DMV to change my occupation to 'queer icon'" holy shit his self awareness is off the charts.... how does he know!!!

[@villvvinter9182]

How would he not

[@geofferypmeyers]

“Popping out with the “YITS BEEN” attitude” omg that was PERFECT

[@batty22222]

is that the first line of One Week by Barenaked Ladies...or is it just me?

[@themightywhoosh5497]

"Relax okay, I know when I'm being gaslit." 😂😂😂

[@zoeestes4420]

I'm HERE for the progressivly larger crowds in each new stand-up video

[@katress5268]

“My self-esteem” *laughs*

[@ximenacalderon326]

"I know it's for babies, but I need it"- my nearly inexistent libido screaming SpongeBob dehydrated style inside my brain when I look at boobs

[@heather_be_thy_name8572]

"Old woman pushing a grocery cart with a coyote.." Omg I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀

[@GwenAnatolia]

I relate to the Self Esteem Tower Of Terror

[@clockworkraven2863]

"Wow that sounded gorgeous" You always do.

[@Hanklerfishies]

I love your relationship to your masculinity and also your comedy is next level

[@p0llenp0ny]

What does that even mean?

[@gingersnap6004]

p0llenp0ny If you put a form in front of Chris asking them to pick a gender, they’d check off “maybe”.

[@dms5341]

business man on a plane talking about his diet = profoundly underrated bit

[@ObsidianGloria]

I am incredibly impressed with the agility and flexibility he shows when looking like a startled baby deer fresh from the womb at 5:54

[@fox.mulder.]

next 👏 level 👏 comedy👏

[@user-fr2jv9ou3p]

foxymulder nobody like this comment. It's the perfect number of likes already

[@lizardfreakz]

seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over "YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss

[@katjaastrauskas1215]

American girl doll sized small Someone give this man a Netflix special already

[@crowlong6190]

I've sent this to everyone I'm friends with I have shed actual tears over this

[@catvanburen2768]

This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.

[@gloverelaxis]

i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good

[@basically2956]

I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!

[@mariac3866]

i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️

[@myanimation8987]

nice icon

[@RESMITHcarpentry]

"I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING GASLIT" so good lol

[@kilertyuw]

I have never related to anything more than his Amy Adams in Arrival metaphor when it comes to my social interactions😂

[@novindichar]

I fucking love how animated Chris is. And this video is knock-out funny, as usual. Waiting on a Netflix special or Comedy Central show, dude...

[@jaelikesjackalopes]

Now streaming on peacock, just incredibly on brand

[@glamrockbard]

he sounds like spongebob in that one episode like *but i nEEEEEEEDD IIITTTT*

[@jaydengreen595]

*spongebob staring intensely at the water in the flower vase* 👁️👁️💧 “I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT” Patrick in the background: PINKYY - PINKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tia6498]

I'm really concerned for whoever disliked this. . . honestly

[@AlakazamElder]

they didn't think he needed it

[@p0llenp0ny]

Didn't even crack a smile. Must be women humor.

[@stars19735]

@@p0llenp0ny haha "women humor" did you come up with that yourself? that's fucking hilarious, you should really consider stand up.

[@SarahForrest42]

When you said girlfriend sister i become the meme doing math lady

[@setanta_]

sarahf42 gayle’s daughter is Chris’ girlfriend

[@brennahasselmann8075]

Carrie Louise WHATTTTTT

[@Myllkka]

Nazaré, a brazilian actress

[@benedictcumberbatchsdeform8371]

Honestly they're couple goals. You should check out the Kickstarters they did for Gayle, they were so cute. ❤️❤️

[@toripayne1802]

This isn’t right this isn’t connecting for me

[@xenokingdom3630]

I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES

[@mommyslilstinker]

William HuntingtonT aND NEEEEEEEEEED ITTT

[@wintermcqueen1297]

I almost fucking SOBBED laughing at this. My entire body is so warm, I am laughing so hard, I cannot,,

[@d.w.stratton4078]

I feel like Chris' senior superlative would be "Most likely to play Egon Venkman"

[@AlexaSmith]

omg i've been quoting this so much ever since i saw your show last year love u chris

[@rubyrider7902]

same! my sisters & i will always scream "i know it's for babies!"

[@AlexaSmith]

that makes me so happy to hear hahaha

[@anthonybourdainsuperfan1241]

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, SING A LITTLE LOUDERRRR

[@EmmaDancesNever]

*i KnOw iT's fOr BaBiEs* *But I nEeEeEeD iT*

[@nikkidancergirl]

I haven't laughed so heartily in a long-ass time thanks Chris

[@noworriesbeachbum2319]

he's the only comedian who makes me cry from laughing....😂😂😂 Long live Chris Fleming!

[@partlyironic]

The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc

[@gandalfthegrey3252]

Chris tortuously trying to put on the baby shirt is me trying to get my binder on in the morning

[@caroplum]

Oof yep

[@benedictcumbersnatched7735]

“I kneaux it’s för bABIE!!!!?”

[@sapodetenis]

BUT I NYYYYYYYYYYD IIiiiiiIIiiiIiIT

[@xWasabiNekoProx]

it's funny seeing some people get confused, chris is queer but nobody ever said chris was gay; that word definitely doesn't always just mean gay

[@SarahBevElizabeth]

Queer just means queer. Not cishet. Basically. It’s different for everyone.

[@lavadad2629]

Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.

[@404usernotfound_]

@Cke Iannsone Jesus christ, shut up. Is it that hard to not use a slur? Get over yourself already.

[@NSHM122]

The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.

[@Taijavu]

@@Throat_Spray He could still be bi/pan/etc, and we don't know whether he's cis or not unless he's said so.

[@noahatlas5240]

Long curly hair has never looked so good on a man before

[@davelynwillinger6575]

Don't let Mister Al catch you saying that

[@tomkesteffens2504]

Dude, Dan Avidan

[@yaneladiaz6232]

Brian may lol

[@ArtistaGirl192]

Brian May might disagree lmao

[@belladona6924]

Brian may has entered the chat

[@tarobarf]

I cried from laughing. The old lady with the coyote in her shopping cart got me.

[@baileydarnell8185]

nothing but respect for MY queer icon

[@tracy9610]

The self-esteem Tower of Terror. This is too accurate not to become part of the common vernacular. I'm using it for sure.

[@kaily9456]

as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.

[@Bryonybeebee]

Chris the way you put together metaphors just brings your comedy to a whole new level! Fantastic work!!

[@dominiquedoeslife]

This man is our generation's Robin Williams. Funny af and relevant too.

[@r8chlletters]

As someone recovering from pneumonia I laughed so hard I think my lungs cleared 😂😂😂

[@jackb2840]

This should be trending...

[@mads9679]

I LOVE THIS AND “I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT” wow yes thank u for these blessed words

[@TheAlluringSecret]

God bless you Chris, you're such a great comedian, and can even do amazingly past Gayle. I adore your humor!

[@uglyfrommostangles7147]

The return of the businessman on the plane who will sometimes eat sushi!

[@nessarosedyer4528]

The first three words told me i was going to love this

[@juliettebrito2168]

Chris is legitimately a genius and a comedic icon. Every video I end up feeling high off laughter 👌✨

[@Roxy_D_Rose]

there are fuckking tears in my eyes

[@famousamos]

I just discovered Chris. He is hilarious.

[@gracehunziker6202]

Chris on SNL???? Anyone???

[@daisyxfaith]

Grace Hunziker oh no, he's far too good for that lol

[@SwimminWitDaFishies]

It would be a career killer if he did that

[@jamiebrock3149]

SNL did not deserve Kyle Mooney

[@juliet0001]

he's too gay for tv

[@pgmarie1710]

I already know that I’m going to be saying “I KNOWWWWW ITS FOR BAAAAAAABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT” a lot now 😂

[@billyshears8644]

I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?

[@deviledegg2668]

Omg I love you plz bring back gayle

[@thomassomeone4868]

This is the funniest piece of standup comedy I’ve seen in a while

[@graceellis6355]

i clicked this notification so fast

[@bre388]

Grace Ellis same

[@sunshineslowking5025]

Chris you're my favourite comedian and when Contrapoints referenced this I cheered

[@ellabanchieri8114]

SAME

[@thecuttlekid2758]

*11 MINUTES OF CHRIS FLEMING*

[@jackmclean4120]

*AND 32 SECONDS*

[@ckv954]

There’s an entires show if you didn’t know

[@katelynmonteiro3672]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I love Chris’s work 😹

[@Szu.z]

THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

[@EmIdc]

YOU ARE A QUEER ICON

[@XanthoGrl]

I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I still CRY SO MANY TEARS laughing when he falls on the floor at “you need to put some clothes on”

[@emilylarson7232]

Definitely one of the most hilarious jokes of any comedy special that I have seen recently! Literally had me crying! You are a master!!!

[@velvetchiharu]

Genuinely have never felt so grateful that any human has deigned to share themselves with the rest of us.

[@unknownengines]

this singlehandedly saved me from an oncoming nervous breakdown thanks chris youre my guardian angel

[@remidanae1689]

I have never wanted anything more than I want to see a live Chris Fleming show. I feel like it is one the many missing puzzle pieces to my soul.

[@marissamorris2530]

Lol your description of sisterhood is me and my sister exactly.

[@cupofjohoe]

SO AMAZING. Stuck at the airport for a delay in the wee hours of the morning and this has brightened my day. Always love your work, Chris!

[@gracedixon125]

the pink leopard button up...... *italian chef kiss* magnifique

[@humblemonkm61]

I can't breathe from laughing so hard... friggin hilarious! Thank you!

[@annahernandez6385]

I need some fresh Chris Fleming! I wish I could erase my memory after I watch each of your videos so I could watch them all like new over and over.

[@Chl0r0f0rmG1rl]

this is the first thing that legitimately has made me both cry and almost piss my pants simultaneously in years

[@michmash7888]

Thank you, Chris! Sometimes I think I have forgotten how to laugh, but you always remind me. Cheers.

[@eiraRinmaya]

i was having a terrible day with the flu but i just couldn't stop laughing. bless you for the laughs, chris

[@wtglb]

Too funny, Chris!

[@Echo-ox6ti]

I needed some good comedy tonight. Thank you so much.

[@cgoiq19]

I can't even express how hard this makes me laugh; I've watched it like three times and shown it to my family and friends

[@kbeans77]

I wish I could go see one of his shows so badly. I wish there was one in Minnesota. I love his comedy.

[@peachjohnson4530]

I impatiently wait for every upload and they’re always phenomenal

[@Genderanarchy]

Chris is the human equivalent of a chicken running around with their head cut off.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Chris is Diogenes’ perfect man

[@kendrabrecka279]

9:20. I'm just putting my timestamp for situations where I need this quote. Thank you for understanding.