Am I CHINESE 🇨🇳 or GERMAN 🇩🇪 ?

[@RealRantwo]

YO! This is the new Main Channel with Daily Ranton Uploads! 🚀

[@contractpro]

wer hat gefragt

[@lordgrey9371]

"Youre just dumb" 💀💀

[@paleoph6168]

0:15

[@TeaBurn]

Mom is keeping it real.

[@lordumas]

If her mom's not Chinese already, she is now honorary Chinese for that

[@basedOI]

@@TeaBurn truff

[@digzrow8745]

She's right you know

[@Vaynu]

Geisteskrank wie viel editing in deinen videos steckt, sehr sehr geil

[@tomato-ir9xs]

I'm not even half finished and there are multiple Hitler jokes already, this man has no chill.

[@Cardzer]

Good to know Ranton is still Ranton

[@kasubarukun22]

But he was Austrian, so it's ok.

[@SlowDownYT]

i missed those

[@zemi2750]

It's his culture, it's not just ok, it's actually encouraged from a young age. ᛋᛋ Good people.

[@armoule8596]

i thought it was gonna be a politically oriented video with the rise of the far right movements in europe

[@leeanderson0775]

The Anschluß gag fucking killed me

[@yak-machining]

Unsere Anschlusspartner ganz unten

[@checkcommentsfirst3335]

Nur eine Frage der Zeit

[@Giugiu7077]

Ranton the type of toddler that before being born was like “please not Germany or China” 💀💀

[@armoule8596]

now he got Germany AND China

[@Sycokay]

"Not wanting to be German" is actually a German stereotype worth at least two points...

[@Chessete]

Ranton isn't cold and distant He is burning hot and will explode at any moment

[@ThorsShadow]

And is also close...too close for the explosion.

[@frankishempire2322]

So he is a burning arab?

[@drrandomk]

Had to laugh so hard at 11:27 Can confirm, this man is indeed funny

[@RealRanton]

I knew it 😈

[@BillaBored21]

Yeh Im Chinese and I hate the small hats

[@tavala6810]

Renton acting like he didn’t talk about his acid farts and underwear holes on stream yesterday 😭

[@RealRanton]

bro chill, not here 🤫

[@icespirit7829]

Lol what the hell xD

[@Lord_ofcinder]

@@icespirit7829the brain rot that happens in ranton twitch streams are just….legendary we had a huge debate about underwear holes yesterday and why it happens and the life expectancy of an underwear.

[@dalgusmaximus4557]

So that's what I've been missing.

[@icespirit7829]

@@Lord_ofcinder That sounds hilarious

[@lukasaltmanninger329]

his memes and video editing are fucking INSANITY … i swear to god … so fucking funny

[@ushiushiro]

i wish i could edit even half as good as this

[@Knicols]

You can, his edit aren't hard to do, everyone can do it. What make this video wonderful are how he edit everything. He spend a lot of time with a lot of simple task for all the scene. That's why he's a great youtuber.

[@someguy2744]

Unrelated, but 12:14 - motion of the ocean.

[@TonGolem]

Ranton and his wife are perfect for each other 😍

[@greeses5482]

with the amount of random languages you speak in your feverish videos you are the actual mister worldwide

[@FahradPraktikant6969]

its actually just german english and chinese

[@squidwardart]

@@FahradPraktikant6969 a tiny bit of russian rarely

[@derdox6720]

@@squidwardart and french and turkish

[@yavel717]

@@FahradPraktikant6969 Nah I've heard German, English, Chinese, Russian, Arabic, French, I believe Japanese as well? Quite a few, even if they are just bits and bobs of the languages, they tend to pop up throughout his fever-dream videos.

[@goldsmithofthesun4323]

He also swears in hindi

[@TheFGC_Terminator]

im chinese and i love all races, even the bad ones. So chinese people are not racist

[@feintfaint7213]

Chinese china or different country? The mindset between the two is really different

[@onionrangerduck7024]

​@@feintfaint7213My dude, a country and a race is also a very different concept.

[@TheFGC_Terminator]

@feintfaint7213 bro what are u on about

[@yokgor4675]

“Even the bad ones” 😂😂

[@bluespirit8590]

Keep talking please

[@joshhale777]

I could literally watch this guy ALL day. Ranton is just so entertaining.

[@partnermammoth2562]

3:15 he bragged about his nintendo brain training score more than the shaolin temple XD

[@obiwanshinobi87]

Damn dude so chinese he subconciously made himself play the piano and doesn't realise it...

[@ericlogan9905]

He looks like superhero Shang Qi

[@derplololol9717]

​@@ericlogan9905lol

[@edoute]

awesome honesty and empathy, thanks for sharing, and your wife did a great job refereeing

[@L33TH4XM8]

yeah, vid was hilarious ranton as usual but also very candid and genuine. that's why i love rantoni!

[@kyojin439]

ENDLICH WIRD ES BEANTWORTET, DANKE ANTON

[@TimZoet]

HAHAHA 4:32 he really went for it. That has got to be one of the funniest edits in a while

[@HusainAKS]

Yes😂

[@sodeiku]

mama randon is so real

[@kopzukusaft]

Mitunter das beste was man auf KZbin finden kann. Grandios! Das Video im Auto mit dem Celo Flow hat mich gebrochen 😂

[@Scantraxxxx]

Dude, the german memes are fire. Love your vids man!

[@andre12448]

Du bist ehrlich der einzige ytber bei dessen Videos ich ein Dauergrinsen im Gesicht habe, liebe deinen humor❤

[@MrBenedictHeyer]

"Ja un was? Ich mag Buffet! Un jetz?" Spricht mir aus der Seele 😂 All inclusive Gang!

[@DerHerrMitR]

This video really tickled my Magnetresonanztomograph.

[@DerfreiwFeuerwehrmann]

I love watching deine baba Videos Diggah. Thanks for your Bewegtbildproduktion!

[@aimbreak1461]

No sense of humor is literally impossible I never ever laughed at anything harder than the the last of us 2 Ranton review I fucking died from this

[@rentorax29]

11:46 a liddle disapointed there wasnt the hawk tua😂

[@m3morizes]

Bro I came from Destiny. I'm an American living in Germany, and your content is crazy funny. I can't believe I haven't already found your channel organically before.

[@TrayMelendez55]

Ranton is literally John Xina

[@Fr1kaD3ll37]

More like Jonas Tschiener or sth like that

[@Kellermits]

Johann Xina, has to get his German half in there

[@garudanathanael5257]

Bing chilling!

[@janpapai9205]

​@@garudanathanael5257 more like never bing chilling tho 😂

[@SambhrantBista]

He bing chillin!

[@MasterNugget27]

Now you need to change your bio from friendly Chinese Shaolin to friendly German Shaolin

[@jackoblllllllll]

Ranton is Gernese

[@paleoph6168]

"I'm blackanese!" - Chris Tucker as James Carter, _Rush Hour_

[@FireRupee]

​@@paleoph6168 I made that reference IRL once, and people thought I was being racist.

[@FireRupee]

​​@@paleoph6168Or just had no idea _what_ I was saying.

[@dariyushkaranjia8749]

Ranton and Sofia have been an inspiration dince I was young and still are an inspiration and a legendary iconic duo😂

[@Twinthorn]

"I'm not like Ching Ling" - Ranton 2024

[@ep1karu]

I absolutely love when you communicate with Sofia (or it's Sophia?) while shooting a video. It's freakin hilarious to watch you two arguing about something)))))

[@javierpda]

7:47 actually not everyone speaks german, people from mallorca don´t, but the thing is there are 12 germans per mallorquin in Mallorca, it´s the real silence invasion

[@hockerhelmut]

4:30 BRO 😂

[@2doliveira990]

Here in Brasil people spit on the ground like craaaazy lol and they also do the fckn preparing with that loud ass noise

[@MemesToEat]

Your sense of humor is amazing to me funny as hell

[@Jinroh0207]

Bro your videos are so god damn good. Every time you post its safe to say it will be a freaking funny video. Dankeschön und mach weiter so Bruda 👌🏼

[@nikabia8364]

5:16 another point for Ranton being german 🤣

[@l0usyl4us]

shoutout for keeping the end part in, especially in "these" times we live in ❤

damn world premiere's Ranton's mom voice in 4K

[@RavagerLink]

In Brazil we also eat rice almost everyday, that one I didn’t see the point 🤔

[@miagi1337]

1:23 I don't really know Sophia much but I lover her too!

[@fattub5939]

08:32 idk about that ive lived in shnaghai for 18 years and never once seen or heard about places selling dog meat, ive only ever seen it once when i went to my relatives place in a rural area for 春节

[@Arkemorus13]

"Mom am i German or Chinese" he asked in German

[@ParkHillProjects]

Der will doch bloß den deutschen pass😂

[@TH3L0LF4C3]

Liebe from Deutschländ my guy. Gerade saw you in einem von Seths Videos und hab dich immediatly sympathisch gefunden. Exactly diese Sympathie wurde through dieses Video confirmed, Dicker. Neuer Sub his Vadder

[@axelgunnar6431]

I love your videos. I recognize some words from Bruce Lee movies and some words that the swedish language straight up stole.

[@MusicMan-y]

Hi Ranton, I am your Chinese fan and I came here specifically to support you. I saw you on the Chinese website "bilibili". That made me feel extremely excited. It really left a deep impression on me. I am looking forward to playing this game in just over a month, and I am also looking forward to seeing a video of you playing "Black Myth Wukong", The best wishes for you, Love from China ❤️

[@prismaticc_abyss]

As someone who grew up in a family of immigrants from Russia but was born here in Germany, I definitely consider myself a German. Its funny, to people on the internet who arent from Germany, Im German, but for all my German friends I am "the Russian guy".

[@manubishe]

You're the Russiest of their lot Yet you're of their lot

[@swagkachu3784]

Thing is you could probably be one of the russian germans like most russians in germany

[@98TrueRocker98]

German is an ethnicity, sorry, you arent one of them

[@manubishe]

@@98TrueRocker98 Bismarck approves

[@LeegallyBliindLOL]

​@@98TrueRocker98Ethnicity is an arbitrary term with no real biological existence. But even if one was playing by your elitist racist logic, the chances of them not having a "German" ancestor is next to zero. Also, Schnauze :)

[@cal7447]

That delivery of "perfectly splendid" is just...too perfect

[@KungThulhu]

Most important German citizen test: Do you have that one glass bowl?

[@emaniajr6553]

German lore explenations for the international fans. 0:40 Gut und günstig is a slogan many german spuermarkets use. It roughly translates in good and cheap ( but less cheap more like low on price while still maintaining quality) 1:05 because of many big car Industries are located in germany there is a big interest in cars in germany. We also have no speed limit. 13:10 Ab nach Sylt: meaning lets go to Sylt Sylt is a german island located in the northsee which recently was part of a big political discussion in germany following many right wing themed teenage partys on that island.

[@jumpander]

*No direct speedlimit on most parts of the Autobahn. Driving through the town with 100 mph is definitely not allowed.

[@watcher9027]

Thanks for this.

[@jonathanwells223]

11:03 Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which a storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story

[@icespirit7829]

Extrem unterhaltsames Video. Wusste doch, dass du mehr Deutsch bist! ^^

[@ilustreguilherme]

This will sound a little bit Random. But its been a while that i wanted to comment here that, Ranton, you are amazing. I say this because, even if you show just some aspects of your life in the videos, you feel authentic and true. Watching your videos is like watching a crazy friend talking about his experiences and perspectives full of crazy shitpost and jokes, but like, it feels real. Im just commenting this cause, ive been passing some tough times with mental health and your content is helping a lot, Anton. Thank you for making such great content.

[@TheFiddleGuy]

american here, learned a few things from this actually man. always one of my favorite youtubers, keep it up Ranton!

[@ph9641]

“You’re just dumb” is probably the most motherly answer she could have given.

[@yand.8317]

Bro I met this channel few years ago, time to time I watch a video and u know what ? I LOVE IT. I'm not "part of the community" or shit, but I watch sometimes and LOVE IT. I never get it from where Ranton is, this dude it's impossible to read. So many faces: GAMER, KZbinR, GERMAN, CHINESE, CRAZY, KUNG FU, SHAOLIN ?!?!

[@RetreatSequel]

Yeah also a casual so didn't know what his mix was but it makes sense now because he's a spitting image of my uncle in his twenties

[@dazer440]

0:50 This was so random, I am crying right now...Thank you!

[@Agent_Bjorn]

The editing in this video gave me 5 headaches, 3 strokes and 4 ADHD. I am now in a coma.

[@trashpanda623]

Pff, that’s nothing. Try watching the video, I’m having an identity crisis.

[@gtafan110010]

Even tho i am dutch filipino; this half asian experience is always relatable. You are always a combi of both and pick out the aspects you like better to define you when older

[@TheMcg197]

great video and I loved the thoughts at the end!

[@noggenfogger1324]

Mr. Rantonio Banderas, although your style of editing and joke-telling, and your...self... genuinely fries my poor, overstimulated brain, I, as a newcomer to your channel, have come to like you, your jokes, and your takes. You are, honestly speaking, one of the few KZbinrs who has actually made me laugh out loud, WHILE AGREEING! Thank you for what you're doing!

[@aburak621]

You're Turk. We all are Turks.

[@blackphoenixfamily8477]

No shit? I didn't know Turks came from Africa....

[@BigBoy-ok3eg]

​*insert turkish homlander*

[@laucio1918]

Damn, so they did get Morocco in the end.

[@kostasspirou1010]

As a Greek, that's true 👀

[@viidinpolttaja]

Nah

[@maxkim7937]

that eating dog part resonated with me. as a korean american, i got that question in schools too much since that's also our stereotype... otherwise, would be that i'm north korean (fun. say, how does a north korean end up here???). in america, they say that chinese eat cats and koreans eat dogs... it's kinda true since i've seen frozen dog meat in the flea market. as a dog owner (9 dogs), it pissed me off. especially because the whole thing is illegal in korea. yet, they still find a way. the dogs are always in poor conditions and people get arrested all the time. it's not worth all that trouble...

[@feel_lol_og]

0:11 chinese mom answere 100%

[@thepop-culturediscussion6495]

Easily one of the funniest videos on your channel. Absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@forchheimerwallstrassejour106]

Alter... der letzte Satz war einfach nur typisch Deutsch 😂

[@shoutenry]

This was an ADORABLE video.

[@zaxon810]

Yo big ups on the dog meat topic, a lot of people make it seem like it doesn't exist and that it's racist to even say that!

[@JUJU-zv1qe]

But to randomly shout that all Asians eat dog and that is the forward thought when you see a Asian person. That's racist and you should be called out for it

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

It's sad that you had to put the disclaimer on an obviously fun and comedic vid but at the same time I'm sure someone appreciates it and it goes to show just how much of a caring and evolved being you are. Salute!

[@sonatine3266]

Humor = German Eyes = Chinese Love this man.

[@Ingrownpimple]

huh?

[@sonatine3266]

@@Ingrownpimple It was a joke.

[@KingSargaroth]

4:26 it's good to abide by the rules, in the sense of respecting others, just like the reasons you mentioned.

[@sumstime]

The percentage of people in china who eat dogs is very very low almost close to zero. I have lived in China for my whole life and haven’t met a single person has consumed dog meat. When you mention even each city has the store to eat dog meat, this is absolutely not the case nowadays. I understand you’re not from china but please do not spread a negative stereotype that might hurt so many real people 😢

[@chen-h3r]

是的，韩国人吃狗肉比中国厉害得多，我小时候看的韩剧中，他们好多次在剧中吃狗肉甚至觉得狗肉是滋补的，而且街上很容易就找到狗肉店，但我在中国电视剧中，在现实生活中的中国大街上根本找不到狗肉店，在我的家乡甚至觉得狗肉是不洁的，没有人会选择吃狗肉，但中国吃狗肉却被大肆的宣传，而相比起韩国，却很少被批评，这不得不说是中国恐惧

[@heisenberg3206]

@@chen-h3r how does dogs taste????

[@Dai_AliRaza]

Like your mom p...y​@heisenberg3206

[@Fidaxity]

I love how well you and your wife vibe together 😂😁

[@avatarliam9701]

playing with fire bro

[@p.andreacastillo208]

4:32 XD that reference to the 2ww.

[@snobhobbitmarx1767]

NEN HUND IM BÜRO!!!!!!???? HAALOO!!?

[@HaggisOfDeath]

Stereotypes are hilarious, and embracing them while acknowledging that they are not the be-all and end-all of a culture or race is in my opinion the best way to actually bring people together.

[@batbully]

13:00 social credit score +20000

[@digitalpencil_art]

i just want to comment, Ranton you're my favorite youtube editor, I never stop laughing 🤣

[@mgrah3723]

I lived in China for two years when I was a teen, and man the Chinese stereotypes are really spot on, and your nuance was spot on. China is one heck of an experience that's for sure.

[@C4rnage-n8u]

Which year and where u live in China? I'm just curious

[@mgrah3723]

@@C4rnage-n8u xian China from late 2011 to early 2014

[@SFGJP]

Appreciate the funnies and the disclaimers, Anton

[@lazersondesign]

Gen Z identity crisis button --->

[@907neerav]

good to see you back!

[@willarddu]

You can find a dog meat restaurant but it doesn't mean everyone eats dog. You can find a Halal restaurant in any Germany city, but it doesn't mean every German is Muslim.

[@lenn939]

Well, the truth is that you can’t find even a single dog meat restaurant in Germany. The fact that there are numerous dog meat restaurants in any major city in China shows that plenty of Chinese people do eat dogs just as the fact that Halal restaurants exist in any major city in Germany shows that there are muslims who only eat Halal food in Germany. I don’t see what’s so hard to understand about this. From the perspective of someone from a country where nobody eats dogs and where literally zero dog meat restaurants exist it is quite strange that in China many people do eat dogs and that you can easily find numerous dog meat restaurants openly advertising themselves as such in any major Chinese city. Even if dog is only eaten by a minority of Chinese people the fact that there is this minority of dog eaters and that there is clearly a demand for dog meat is still extremely strange to anyone from a Western country where that sort of thing is completely unheard of and dog meat restaurants are simply non-existent.

[@willarddu]

@@lenn939 First of all, nobody needs your understanding and Chinese dont need your preaching. I just said the fact and dont want your understanding. So, put your pride back to your home. Secondly, it's so hard to teach your critical thinking. I won't do it for free but I kindly teach you one point: you need to know the subject of a sentence. Apparently the only fact supporting your false conclusion is that no native German eat in Halal restaurant. I know it's hard for you to understand but good luck to you and try your best.

[@lenn939]

@@willarddu Where did I say that no native Germans ever eat at Halal restaurants? Of course they also do sometimes. I don’t really understand the point you’re even trying to make with the Halal restaurants. Your only point seems to be that just because there are dog meat restaurants in China doesn’t mean that all Chinese people eat dog meat. Ok, granted. I don’t think anyone ever really claimed that literally all Chinese people eat dogs. But the fact that there are these restaurants also does mean that _some_ Chinese people do eat dog meat, even if it’s just a minority, correct? These restaurants wouldn’t exist if there was zero demand for dog meat just like Halal restaurants wouldn’t exist if there was zero demand for Halal food. My point is very simple (and has nothing to do with who eats Halal food or not): even if only a minority of Chinese people would ever eat dog meat, the fact that this dog eating minority exists and that there are dog meat restaurants in China which cater to their likes is still very strange from a Western viewpoint. Unlike some others in the comments here, you seem to at least be able to admit that these restaurants really do exist. Can you also understand why from the perspective of people from countries where dog meat restaurants do not exist at all it’s still strange even if it’s only a minority of Chinese people who have ever eaten there? Not everyone needs to partake in a cultural practice for that cultural practice to seem weird to people who come from a culture where that practice is completely non-existent. If we’re being very conservative and say that only 5% of Chinese people have ever eaten dog meat, that’s still 5% more than Germans who have ever eaten dog meat. Of course that’s gonna be strange to Germans for who eating dogs is not just rare but completely unheard of. There’s a big difference between something merely being uncommon and something literally being non-existent.

[@willarddu]

@@lenn939 learn some logic and critical thinking first. Thank you

[@Luiri61]

@@lenn939 Muslims don't eat pork, Hindus don't eat beef, Sikhs don't eat mutton, Jewish people don't eat birds including chicken, and then there are Germans who don't eat dog meat. Good heavens, if all these people were in the same room, I can hardly imagine how it would end. It's important to acknowledge the diversity of human cultures. The aversion to eating dog meat is largely a Western idea and doesn't represent all of humanity. You don't have the right to judge other cultures. Without having lived and experienced a particular culture, you don't have the standing to criticize it. Finally, for the sake of world peace, I’ve thought of a solution to the above problem: simply make everyone Buddhist and only allow vegetarian food. However, I'm not sure if you could handle a lifetime of no alcohol, no lying, no marriage, and absolutely no contact with the opposite sex. 穆斯林不吃猪肉，印度教徒不吃牛肉，锡克教徒不吃羊肉，犹太教不吃包括鸡肉在内的鸟类，再加上德国人不吃狗肉。天啊，如果所有这些人出现在一个场合的时候，我很难想象该怎么收场。 请你不要忽视人类的多样性，不吃狗肉只是西方思想的影响，那代表不了全部人类，你也没有批判其他人的权力。你没有身处那个文化中，你就没有发言权。 最后，为了全世界的和平，我想到了一个可以解决以上问题的答案，干脆强制所有的人类都变成佛教徒，只允许吃素食。但是，我不知道你是否能接受一辈子不能喝酒，不能撒谎，不准结婚，更不准和异性接触。

[@RiotRogueSpear]

Make more of this content, love you ❤

[@beyondfrost997]

His videos are very adhd friendly keeps my brain focused :3

[@arjungarg6442]

Damn!!!! There goes one off my bucket list.... ( Would you be interested in just trying some home brewed Assamese {India} wine.... Made from rice fermented in bamboo stalks)

[@maultaschenmonster9064]

A German not wanting to be a German is a hardcore German stereotype.

[@TopNotch86]

I love the editing.... 500%

[@raisnhed]

5:03 How the fnck do you even come up with this sh!t!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tr1s]

Schnitzel is actually S teir I know it doesn’t come from Switzerland but we kinda inherited it so it’s super popular over here.

[@pokesketcherandy]

lol this was great. Awesome video

[@levintwo]

Hardest I've laughed all week Ranton

[@AllCheeseNoSauce]

Smashed the like button for the message at the end! vid was already great but this made it goated