Chinese Man Eats German Military Food (MRE)

[@matheloesungen]

this is so much funnier when you're german and actually understand all his jokes

[@dydenmusic]

yeah that pretty much goes for any Ranton video hahaha

[@evoltaocao5078]

calm your pepperonis, adolf.

[@risepandaKK]

And Chinese too

[@BigDaddy115]

@@tomato3972 Take this L tomato boi

[@tomato3972]

​@@BigDaddy115 who tf are you?

[@Strafprozessordnung]

Disclaimer: this is french produced MRE that was received so poorly by the troops that it was decommissioned just 3 years after introduction. Out of all MREs i have ever received, this was by far the worst one. The "real" german MRE comes in grey cardboard boxes (Einmannpackung or EPA) and is quite a treat in the field, that shit is unironically good

[@Strafprozessordnung]

The probable reason Rantons friend gave this to him is because they're growing this stuff around, like in a "trying to get rid of this shit" type of way

[@Strafprozessordnung]

Genuine EPA can be found in some online stores for obscene prices, and many cheaper ones are fake. 06:38 - you get a lil foldable cooker with your base equipment, it's not in the MRE, youu're supposed to store it in your 2nd line, so chestrig, plate carrier, smok or whatever you're rocking

[@constantine_982]

Thx, had to scroll way to far for this

[@TheGallicWitch]

this is what I was thinking, I'm French and when he said "this is traditional german food" when talking about the beans and sausage, all i could think was "oh no, this is French, my friend. this is the bastard child of cassoulet and fayots"

[@combatcorpse6136]

Try eating an American school lunch without dying challenge (impossible)

[@lazyowl9616]

bullets

[@Isnogood12]

Too much lead in them.

[@DasAlternativeEnde]

Calling that Lunch is disrespectful to real Lunches.

[@hinkadarkin5012]

I would say too soon, but I will walk straight into another joke anyway.

[@VainSick]

As an American, you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.

[@epicmealtime]

Bro Wtf. We had an agreement. You don’t ever make food content and I won’t ever join Shaolin. I’m booking a flight and going to a monastery first thing tomorrow.

[@artytheterrible7287]

Yo harley, that's funny as hell 😂👌

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Holy shit i would love to see that

[@Moscoe...]

the chemistry between you and your wife is funny as hell

[@AfferbeckBeats]

They should get married or something

[@Naija_Ninja]

@@AfferbeckBeats I ship it

[@BDFireFist]

@@Naija_Ninja Shipment received.👍

[@titaochen5249]

"So yeah I kinda wanna join the German military" "You are half-chinese" "And your wife's Russian"

[@snmnk283]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigzed7908]

Ranton is such a mildly offensive person. Being half Chinese, German, having a Russian wife. Honestly, if he'd commit (alleged) crimes against humanity, they'd all cancel out.😂

[@MrSkillfish]

i was so confused seing him since i didnt know him call me racist but i didnt expected him smacking that German words around him like an 100% native speaker

[@shinsoku9128]

@@MrSkillfish well he is half german, and half chinese. and since he grew up and lives in germany, he speaks perfect german.

[@bolobalaman]

war crime fear him, much as racism

[@allindbz]

Says the American

[@bigzed7908]

@@allindbz Says the Romanian/Hungarian.

[@thatdogguy9838]

Bro has a friend in the german Military and his wife a father in the russian military. The funeral feasts are gonna go crazy I mean because the World war is about to start, its an obvious joke pls just laugh

[@void8207]

Aww hail nahh

[@solivagant3810]

It's gonna be the tavern scene from inglorious bastards 😂

[@astPred]

Actually because there were many Russian migrants to Germany sometime in the late 80s/90s we have many Russian comrades in the military, especially in the infantry, which is why we call our specialised army forces (EGB) jokingly EGBlyat

[@redboi6784]

Good lord, I thought one of my favoritw martial arts channel had just turned into easy-to-make content

[@ari_a2764]

@@astPred im german too and the russian germans in the german military are alot probably like 20% of all infantry its not only because of migration but the values of the german russians.

[@geraltofrivia7448]

"She's using her teeth! That's not what I've taught her" 💀💀💀

[@chemicaldruid4591]

you should try french MRE. its so good (for a MRE that is...) it's used as a barter item. in 2010 afghanistan, a french MRE was worth 3 american ones. there even is a "Ration de fête" issued for special days like christmas or the 14th of July (france's national day) that's worth 35€ with foie gras, pastery mix you get to bake with the little chemical heater you get inside, and other treats like olive tapenade and sesame grissini.

[@paleoph6168]

Nice to Ranton back at this again!

[@WilhelmLudwige]

Broooo that paté he eats at 6:20 comes from a spanish food brand called "Apis" (yeah "Sin Gluten" = Gluten free). Its actually a nice-standard brand of food in Spain tho. No surprise he did like it hahaja Nice video btw!

[@Alteronx]

I loved the last MRE video so this was a pleasant surprise

[@_Ten_]

Chinese MRE would be cool to see. Hope you can get your hands on one.

[@Relhio]

They don't feed their soldiers, kekw.

[@alinzelnan]

Yeah Steve1989 had a modern one, didn't look too bad but expensive as hell if you can find one.

[@Yusuf-ok5rk]

​@@Relhiothey feed them with murican tears

[@comradecameron3726]

@@Yusuf-ok5rkNo wonder their military is starving.

[@huaplays6]

​@@comradecameron3726 I think you meant North Korea. China feeds her soldiers.

[@BuenaVista-ik6xt]

ranton must be the funniest man alive. no matter what he is talking about, its always hilarious.

[@TomasGO85]

2:35 “that’s not what I told her” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLing in middle of the fucking lunch 🥗🫣😭😭

[@molicko]

Immer wieder starke Videos 😂❤️ Bin selber bei der Bundeswehr und wir haben tatsächlich andere EPAs aber lustig das man mal wieder ein bisschen deutsch von dir gehört hat, sehr sympathisch 😂🙏🏼

[@nickowl128]

The editing and comedy are seriously top tier man, you're one of the best creators period

[@ETLfilms]

What a beautiful day when ranton posts

[@coder8901]

7:55 is indeed a exited face . 😂

[@danior1732]

Bundeswehr spasti here. I only ever had the EPA (MRE) in an carton not in those bags. And they are somewhat different than the one you showed, but i dont know, maybe some companys have different ones. In the ones that i had there was more stuff in it. Like Beef jerky, tuna salad, bread and more small stuff (cheese that you spread on your bread or biscuit, different types of jam, meat, energy bars). I also don´t remember ever having a fruit salad. But the main courses are the same. After having them for several weeks in africa i understand now the high suicide rate of soldiers. I also never had constipation from them.

[@wripiii]

Was er da hat ist ne übergangslösung die es während einer Knappheit an richtigen EPA's für ein par Monate gab. Das ganze ist in Frankreich produziert und leider sind auch nicht mal Hauptgerichte die selben, wie im originalen. Das Plastiktüten-Zeug ist tatsächlich ziemlich furchtbar gewesen und das beste da drin ist die schoki. Mal abgesehen davon, dass man das Zeug nicht mal in der Verpackung erhitzen kann, wie die richtigen EPA's. Wurde aber jetzt auch wieder abgeschafft und kommt hoffentlich auch nicht wieder.

[@Astraben]

The pride I feel, as a Spaniard, when the best part of every European MRE is our paté cannot be condensed in a KZbin comment

[@HipHopCrusader]

This man is multinational treasure

[@giorgospapadopoulos7033]

God, I love your MRE videos, cause even though I know what to expect from the meals and am on point with flavours and such the video is just very entertaining and funny.

[@huaplays6]

4:46 For anyone wondering the Chinese actually means "Not able to see clearly", or in other words "Blind". 7:09 That caught me off guard lmao.

[@AaronButler66]

Bro has mastered the art of "chaotic editing"

[@futur_sunds]

The constant memey editing is so overwhelming and hard to follow and I love it 😂

[@karolszumski7125]

So I don't know if the German MREs have it but in the US MREs they have a little green package that you use as a heater for your food it's supposed to be a more tactical advantage in the battlefield so that way say you were cooking and an enemy sees the lit flame versus something that's not lit and that could not be easily seen

[@ari_a2764]

Yeah they have it but there are so many different mres this one is intented for the trenches i think

[@panqueque445]

"The Russian MRE had the fire, how are you supposed to eat this?" You're supposed to take your food to the crematorium

[@ilikecheeseish]

I laughed so much at this 😅 very well done

[@crackedblack1410]

2:03 Bro immediately after you said that a Ad popped up thst have me the biggest side eye of my life, holy

[@spencer9076]

Ranton is back babyyyy😆😆😆

[@spencer9076]

And just like old times 🥲

[@omnijem5042]

Hearing him say money shot while he opens a package makes so much sense now

[@pm-5565]

Wow it's been a minute since I've watched you do one of these, and now I realize how much I was missing it. Bon appletits.

[@peacemaker0240]

Watching rantoni is like watching youtube in x1.5

[@QubyH]

'im a kabadayı thats turkish for gangsta' i fuckin love ranton

[@hb3n164]

I adore the first MRE video, and this turned out to be just as good. Love you Rantoni

[@obi1dipscobi547]

Ranton, your vids always put a smile on my face. Thank you.

[@fxee.]

You should make some more videos where you recreate moves from games like you did with mortal kombat a few years ago they are entertaining and fun to watch

[@jyro_447]

Honestly I love this guy, he's just having fun in his videos, not worrying about offending anyone, just living life you know. Kuss geht raus, große Ehre ❤

[@Fuhrdaddy]

The fucking Rammstein at 0:51 hahahahahahah GD it Ranton

[@durianlegrand]

i dont understand the german jokes but i do understand the french ones, thanks ranton for you being a polyglotte !

[@forger6673]

Always love your videos, doesn't matter if they're reviews, these kinds of videos, serious ones, or your stream highlights. Love your humour and your editing, wish you the best!

[@Dondlo46]

You gotta stop being so funny I have asthma attacks already lmao, good stuff

[@raphihosiassohn1471]

I love these MRE videos!

[@HenryWayat]

4:18 The way you pronounce German words here is really tempting me to open duolingo again

[@KVenturi]

Holy shit I love this series ranton is so funny

[@timmuller459]

Dude I'm so glad you did this! The Russian mre video was one of my favorites even tho I'm here for the spicy game reviews

[@DZMegamind]

i love these video i didn't watch the channel youtube stop feeding me you videos but am delighted to see sofia still kicking and well i hope you do more of these and never stop uploading

[@CantcerCause]

Loving the chaotic editing and video style absolute craziness

[@timkalina9774]

as a soldier in the german military i am suprised by this mre. We have different ones but still a dope video

[@wripiii]

Because these were transitional ones we had for a few months due to scarcities caused by covid. Noone liked them, they don't exist anymore and everyone is happy.

[@Yohg1i]

Bro I literally Sit and wait for Ranton to upload cuz every time it's a fkin GEM!!!

[@bigbrainb4662]

Its nice to take a break from all the reviews NOT AGAIN

[@alinzelnan]

Have you tried out US MREs? Some of the menus are pretty good, you can get them easily for 8-10€ / meal. German EPA isn't that exciting especially because you can get most of the stuff at the store anyway. US MREs have some really good items you can't get here (shelf stable) like the lemon-poppyseed poundcake from menu 10, that's way better than the regular cake stuff you can get here (Bahlsen etc.).

[@loder8592]

As a German def have to agree. German MRE looks depressing.

[@javoc2967]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR AGES

[@monoO733]

Genieß es! Greetings from Germany :D

[@Subxenox15]

My favorite videos of yours are when you aren't playing a character, you're just being yourself.

[@misterleguan4272]

The „ich muss raus“ at the Beginning killed Me 😂😂😂

[@DerScvngr]

Ranton bringt Ehre für das Haus in der Bundeswehr

[@paulengelbertpawlowski2032]

There is actually more in it like Taschentücher and stuff. These MREs are actually a full day ratio with bread. Maybe it's an older one or a newer one wich I didn't had in my time in 91st but still a cool video

[@wripiii]

It's a transitional one that only existed for a few months and was honestly really bad. The original ones in cardboard boxes still exist and are as good as they always were.

[@paulengelbertpawlowski2032]

@@wripiii yeah these are the ones I know. Nice to know 👍

[@thgdrsgs]

Ty Ranton, am ill af and really needed that.

[@maegnificant]

Ranton are you kidding? This summer is the most release packed summer we have had in a while.

[@harya7517]

That's why the knife is a standard issue on military

[@smushedtomatogaming344]

The humor quadruples instantaneously when you're multilingual, competent of Chinese and German

[@guyincognito959]

I am no editor, but man...samples from all over the place. 0,2 seconds of Super Mario 64 water theme. You are both brilliant and likely borderline psychotic...😆

[@dylanczarnecki746]

Fastest click on notification in my life, my brain told me I had to watch this

[@adampiette60]

@0:26 you can't slide 2000's hip hop by me Ranton, but that sample of how we do was as long as the ranton shlong

[@OldOn3Eye]

Great video, I don't mind having these between the reviews!

[@nicholausedwardwijaya8822]

Yo I am still 5 minutes into the video and I am ABSOLUTELY VIBING with the chaotic energy this guy exudes! Insta sub bro!

[@ChrisBadTV]

Die "Ich muss raus" Einblendung war ja göttlich! :D

[@yourflamingdeath2315]

Ranton I forgot that ur editin gives me brain damage... I love it!

[@timmuller459]

I love that the thumpnail is in the style of the first mre review

[@Jordan_C_Wilde175]

"Can't put a Schnitzel in an MRE" Laughs in Bundeswehr Lunchbeutel.

[@victorlee7561]

At 4:46, what he said essentially translates to "can't see clearly"

[@ommey8319]

KING CONTENT

[@Rayhaku808]

8:49 tfw your older sibling said it's their turn to play with YOUR toy

[@Snoop_wogg]

That pork paste is pateu (paté?) in Romania. It's also known as liverwurst and it makes for a surprisingly pleasant savory snack when spread on buttered toast

[@D.Ronoa69]

That freakin edit. I love this!

[@Baroplatin]

Bruder du bist ein Löwe 🦁

[@makaronesendwicis]

The thing with sausages was bacon :P the white thing was fat on it,( very healty for liver ) natural fat. Looks like '' Pasulj ''

[@bastiwen]

Biscuits (sweet, not salty) from the Swiss military are also dry as fuck BUT they are super good. There's also a challenge where you have to eat 5 (I think, maybe 3) in less than a minute without drinking.

[@yaNasTy]

we use a little esbit stove and heat up water with this and in the water u put the ration pack AND German MRE is actually so good that i got myself british MRE´s for my last 1,5 week long field training xD

[@PlebiasFate1609]

0:33 god these brings back memories from the old idubzz videos

[@TheKillboy1000]

shame about the man.

[@angie_00077]

Sometimes i dont even see the video and i just come in here and like it cz he's that cool

[@SupremeMasterr]

Man your friends are teaching you some wong Turkish but I hope more MRE or snack videos will come soon xD

[@ArgerasCZ]

God I love your humor and editing so much, 7:09 I just fucking died xD so good

[@CubanBeastt]

Looking forward to your next movie review Ranton! Keep up the good videos

[@thedank6849]

Man ranton's video editing style goes hard af

[@noahlampe2208]

Bruder Lange nicht mehr so gelacht Danke man

[@fabianels418]

I gagged as I laughed during the beans and sausage abomination that shall NOT, be referred as food.

[@ari_a2764]

as a german i am surprised ranton hasnt been charged with hate crimes yet lmao

[@audiogarden21]

There's somethin' special about Ranton speakin' German. Love it.

[@shawnvaughn91]

I'm not sure if they do their sugar-free gum the same way that we do here in the United States but dentyne ice is a very popular one that uses sugar alcohol. Sometimes there may be aspartame or sucralose included but not always and it still taste sweet. They are also hard on the outside and soft on the inside they soften as you chew, sometimes they can even be a little bit crumbly.

[@Dalivey]

Always a pleasure to see you upload, I love your videos man

[@Vollce]

We need this a s a series of all MRE's he can get.

[@kostasspirou1010]

01:59 & 03:16 I was NOT expecting these jokes 💀

[@segnen9765]

I know a German that was in the military, bro loved those dry ass crackers, and the sausage stew or whatever.

[@wripiii]

He for sure didn't love what's shown in this video. What he has is just a transitional MRE that the Bundeswehr had for a few months due to scarcities. Noone liked it so its gone for good now . The "real" one is in a cardboard box and the main courses are in aluminum trays, so you can heat it directly over a small flame.

[@RegemII]

Das video als deutscher zu sehen ist herrlich haha

[@googlename4224]

This stuff is better than the stuff from the actual bundeswehr cantina, depending on where you're stationed 😂

[@kore6763]

the french 24h MREs are pretty good, stocked up on a few myself x)