Breaking Dawn is RIDICULOUS | Twilight Saga Explained 12 Years Later

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[@AmandaTheJedi]

Chuckesmee is a horror icon

[@williamsmith5340]

I like your videos 👍👍⭐⭐

[@irinairinaa211]

I agree! 😂👏

[@AyresForceOne]

Annabelle ain't got nothin' on Chuckesmee!

[@Gauldame]

If you're wondering how the pregnancy worked, involving um..."fluids" your boi Dominic Noble has done the research...I'm sure he'd be happy to talk to you about it. Go ahead, just ask em...I swear nothing scarring will happen at all

[@groynin]

Idk how serious you were about buying it whenever you get rich but god damn I hope you get rich.

[@karensantana1241]

I always felt really bad for Leah, not only did her boyfriend imprint on someone else... He imprinted on her cousin 💀

[@karensantana1241]

@Sunny Unathi me too. I don't blame her for "making them miserable" all the time, i would too if i was in her place hahaha

[@gggthsb]

Dominic Noble describes her horrible situation very very well in his video. She is the most dramatic character with the most potential of having a great storyline but Meyers just f***s her over :/

[@karensantana1241]

@@gggthsb I started watching his videos on the series but have only watched like the first three so far. I'll definitely go finish them now because I'm very interested in what his opinion is on Leah. Definitely one of the most interesting characters in my opinion

[@karensantana1241]

@Sardonicus completely agree , it's heartbreaking her situation. Also even when the author tries to make everyone else less likeable to make the protegonists seem less bland, sooo many other characters had way more interesting story lines that were completely wasted.

[@TheEvilOreo]

@Sardonicus I recently reread the books and her story makes me more sad each time. She also liked spending time with Jake because she knew EXACTLY how he felt. He was as miserable as she was and they bonded over it. But jk, Jake imprints and Leah is left here alone. Like maybe we're supposed to assume she moves on or whatever, but I would've liked to see one concrete example of her life not sucking.

[@animebaseline3520]

If Edward didn’t want to hurt Bella he should have had her on top

[@thomasraines1396]

Edward is clearly not intelligent.

[@animebaseline3520]

@@thomasraines1396 This is true

[@thomasraines1396]

@@animebaseline3520 he and Bella are both not that intelligent.

[@animebaseline3520]

@@thomasraines1396 They both have the collective of zero brain cells

[@thomasraines1396]

@@animebaseline3520 that is true

[@sosos4306]

Whenever people talk about vampire ability to reproduce I like to point to the fact that technically the vampires are supposed to be bloodless, so how would Edward even, well, get it up?

[@AmandaTheJedi]

Nothing but venom in those loins

[@najadamu2724]

Vampire Viagra, I guess?

[@BelgianBisous]

Venom replaces ALL fluids in the body, the moisture for eyes, saliva, and yes everything that works down there as well apparently😂 I got the full twilight guide as a birthday present in the good ole days

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

@@BelgianBisous wait so if they're full of venom, does that make his special fluid able to turn someone into a vampire?

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Soso S To quote Dominic noble: _..Venom. Penis._

[@amypattie7004]

Was anyone bitterly upset when she gave birth and it wasn’t a murder machine? Because the book heavily promised a murder machine and it lied to me.

[@thomasraines1396]

It’s such a rip off.

[@Xehanort10]

A bit like the ending of Bride of Chucky where Chucky and Tiffany's baby seems like an evil little shit that'll be more evil than the two of them combined only for the child to be retconned into a good kid who doesn't want to kill anyone and wants his parents to stop killing in the shitty Seed of Chucky.

[@severussnape8040]

The book promised a lot of things when it came to Bella that it didn't deliver. Chick got to have her cake and eat it a la Meyer mary sue writing.

[@Xehanort10]

@@severussnape8040 Meyer's a bit of an egomaniac and gave her self insert Bella the "happily ever after" in the series Meyer herself thinks she deserves in real life. Even though when real couples stay together for the rest of their lives it's not happily ever because that's not a thing in real life. It's the stuff of fairy tales.

[@aceofspades3667]

@@Xehanort10 I remember being high two weeks ago and watching about 40 mins of seed of chucky for no good reason. It was so bad but it didn't enter my mind to stop watching it till I had watched that much of it

[@wondergirl9070]

The CGI baby from the movie was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

[@hanyuu05]

You should see the animatronic they were going to use. It was apparently so ugly that they had to use CGI instead. Edit: I just realized Amanda mentions the Chuckesme doll in the video. Whoops.

[@wondergirl9070]

Things like that make me wonder why twilight was such a hit.

[@Bane_Amesta]

And it was completely unnecesary, like why, just why they didn't used a baby and a child with similar face features? but no, just plastered some cgi and yay, let's go to eat lunch... I guess xD

[@tiffprendergast]

Yupppp

[@corinnae.7877]

The baby they used was so cute. And they did that!

[@drrabbit6600]

lol imagine a werewolf imprinting on someone's grandma

[@anycullen21]

😶💀Now I can never unimagine that. Thank you.

[@drrabbit6600]

@@anycullen21 you're welcome 😈

[@noirlux5609]

At least it would be better than a baby tbh.

[@annepixiebettinger3593]

Little Red Riding Hood: A Retelling by Stephanie Meyers

[@erinhaury5773]

@@annepixiebettinger3593 I would read that.

[@seleuf]

"And when I'm rich, I will own it." So if you go missing right after you get rich, we can assume it was Chuckesmee?

[@0racle.sunrise3570]

Probably 😆

[@nazariveros2508]

"I don't think Stephenie is okay" me neither.

[@GrimmDelightsDice]

I'm still pissed 12 years later that none of the werewolves ever imprinted on another dude, or that Leah never imprinted on a girl.

[@tiffprendergast]

They need Spouses

[@Evija3000]

I also wonder if it's possible for two people to imprint on the same person. Can't see why not. It would be such a mess :D

[@chpalaz]

Someone mentioned in the comments that the imprinting it's a conservation of the species sort of thing, so the purpose is for them to breed, which wouldn't happen on gay couples, I'm guessing even if one of the wolves was gay or was attracted to the same sex they would imprint on the opposite

[@GrimmDelightsDice]

@@chpalaz Romantic inclination in general exists only evolutionarily to continue the species. This is actually an argument that has been used by homophobes against real life gay people, so the optics of you responding to me, a gay man, with that line of logic, are pretty bad. Just because we want to have sex to reproduce doesn't mean everyone's brain is hardwired to have reproductive sex. And this line of logic is entirely cissexist when you realize that there ARE gay couples who can reproduce offspring- trans male gay men are still gay men, trans female lesbians are still lesbians. There is never a good internal excuse for a fictional population of humans or near-humans to have entirely homogeneous sexuality. And on your last point, it would be seriously homophobic to have a gay werewolf imprint on someone of an opposite gender. That's one hair's width line from conversion therapy and since imprinting is framed as this ~beautiful~ end-all-be-all thing for werewolves it would heavily imply that heterosexuality is inherently better than homosexuality. Don't think you intended it, but this comment and logic are trash.

[@GrimmDelightsDice]

@@tiffprendergast Gay people can be spouses, I dont see your point.

[@gavinbecker1952]

Man, it doesn't get better than coming home from school for the weekend and watching a new Amandathejedi review of Twilight

[@nickmesogianes4638]

My experience with Twilight was sneaking in McDonald's after almost missing the start time of the film. I had some fries and nuggets stashed in my mkms purse and then when I pulled them out someone yelled "WHO GOT CHICKEN?!" during some dramatic scene

[@jennifer_moss]

This cracked me up so much for some reason 💀💀💀

[@nickmesogianes4638]

@@jennifer_moss me and mom were at the McDonald's across the street from the theater. We lost track of time and barely made it after getting popcorn and our seats. I asked mom if I can nibble on the nuggets we had left over and thw rest was history

[@victoriashevlin8587]

That's fantastic. I related to this story so hard on both sides. I have done both of these things. Also, your story made me laugh my ass off.😆

[@nickmesogianes4638]

@@victoriashevlin8587 I wish i could make this up. And it's not like we had a big lunch at McDonalds but we wanted to make sure we got good seats for the film. I don't remember which scene it was but I know it was between Bella and Edward

[@elaynedoe1099]

Congratulations, you are now my idol.

[@bella-tt9hk]

I honestly would say that Breaking Dawn and Revenge of the Sith gave me a phobia of getting pregnant too lol

[@donnamitsuki281]

Same. Like hell I'll go through that after watching the pain and the horror of it. Nope. Never. Not even dreams. I don't want kids,if I change my mind I'm fucking adopting.

[@Hazy-dreamer]

just realizing the symptoms of pregnancy makes me want to rush to the doctor to tie these tubes fuck that its literal body horror

[@tiffprendergast]

@@Hazy-dreamer yuppp

[@tiffprendergast]

@@donnamitsuki281 yuppp

[@tiffprendergast]

Yuppppppppp

[@AngelicRamen]

The imprintee wanting nothing to do with the imprinter is absolutely the melodramatic fan fic/spin off novel I need in my life.

[@songriver1232]

This.

[@XWierdThingsHappenX]

I would be down for reading this fanfiction

[@untitledcuzwhynot9963]

Wait i actually read a fanfic about that, it was about Jacob imprinting on someone, treating her horribly cuz of bella but eventually after bella goes to Edward Jacob tries to make things right and fails. He doesn't end up with his imprint and rightfully so. Got some nice leah and Paul as best friends from what I remember too

[@untitledcuzwhynot9963]

Reply to this when you see it and I'll dig out the fic

[@taraktach7152]

​@@untitledcuzwhynot9963 please dig it

[@japansace]

Wait, you mean to tell me that "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochnass monster" is REAL?????? All these years, and I thought it was totally made up.

[@thomasraines1396]

It’s one of those things that’s so absurd it can’t possibly be real.

[@bluslvrwolf2166]

Never understood why she hated the nickname, it's better than her Actual name. And I think a Loch Ness monster nickname would be cool, but I like monsters so that could just be me.

[@thomasraines1396]

@@bluslvrwolf2166 exactly she doesn’t get to act pissy considering what named the kid.

[@Xehanort10]

It's such a stupid line that I don't blame you for thinking it was made up.

[@Xehanort10]

@@bluslvrwolf2166 Best I can think of is that Bella thought Jacob was implying that Renesmee was a monster. Which let's face it she is. She ravaged Bella's insides, broke her back and temporarily or not killed her. But Bella caring more that her kid was nicknamed after a mythological sea monster than the fact Jacob's a paedo who wants to molest Renesmee is stupid.

[@nikkij3545]

Another woman that understands what the real relationship should’ve been the whole time! A woman of culture

[@KrystyneY]

Stephanie explained the pregnancy on her website. She said that Edward had one left- over dose of sperm in his testicles to get Bella pregnant. It became increasingly ridiculous like everything in the books

[@appletonfamily3520]

I don't get it...

[@buffycatnip]

that's just lazy writing, his sperm would've been long dead for decades by now

[@justyouraveragemartian783]

another reason for my list of "why i will never read or watch twilight"

[@CosmiColor]

Nah that had to have been dust at that point

[@Shelbichu]

So he never busted a nut the entire time he was a vampire ? 😂

[@gavinhillick]

I love how controlling the elements, causing hallucinations and being Irish are all comparably exciting.

[@Charolette21]

2:56 Of course you show Charlie drinking when you say that, I'd drink because of that. I simply love his looks of traumatized defeat.

[@Xehanort10]

Poor guy's probably thinking "There's no point in trying anymore. Nobody tells me anything anyway."

[@Bboychriz82]

Can we just appreciate Bella dragging Jacob out of the house like he’s a bad dog. CHUCK HIM OUT

[@SuperWolfman9]

Amanda: "be like Edward Cullen, have no one to smash and instead read a lot of books with AUDIBLE!"

[@rosiejl2798]

Best ad transition.

[@elizabethashley42]

Iconic.

[@marissa6612]

That was so smooth

[@ellabananaalabama]

this birth scene solidified my firm disgust and disdain for childbirth at the ripe age of 13, not happening in this body

[@tmntaddict]

I’m glad there’s more than a few like minds here!

[@tiffprendergast]

Yuppp

[@angelabby2379]

what she is 18 or 19 right? royalty in medieval ages are expected to gave birth when they are 15-16

[@BabyGirlTiny]

Yeah, I real childbirth doesn’t happen like that

[@loveverythingbooks]

@@angelabby2379 @AJ Come on people! Don't invalidate her opinion like that. Twilight might have been the start for her decision never to bear a child, but I'm sure she has thought about it some more at this point. Anyway, it doesn't matter. If she doesn't want to give birth, than that's her choice and no amount of "That's not an accurate depiction of childbirth" will change that

[@biopsybishop]

Me: *knows the Twilight series like the back of my hand* Also me: *still needs Amanda's commentary on all of it*

[@necromancywitch]

The reason Edward was able to get Bella pregnant is because the ocean water warmed his jewels up enough to create a....specimen This isn't a joke by the way, this is apparently canon

[@jojo-he5gj]

.......WHAT

[@medeaworbs6970]

The sad thing is... I'm not even surprised

[@v-mouse]

I really don't wanna know

[@amaigrimm7935]

I just...... I don't..... Huh?!?!

[@user-en3yi3qt8b]

I'm dying in laughter! Really? Like...what? Is there any more I can read about that? That's hysterical!

[@arisenomega]

The Twilight movies are like my guilty pleasure, I think they're wonderfully ridiculous, but the CGI baby is CREEPY AF.

[@jack_bunny27]

Her being a Mormon explains everything

[@mms208]

How

[@Taylaaaaa562]

Wait who is a Mormon?

[@Tairneanach]

"I'm not a vampire scientist." And neither is Meyer, so I think you're safe there. Monkitude? MONKITUDE? /sigh

[@Evija3000]

Ahh, I almost thought it might be fun to reread a book until this reminded me what a terrible writer she is not only for story, but the language itself.

[@Tairneanach]

@@Evija3000 You'd think as a mormon she would know the words abstinence, chastity and (maybe) celibacy. Maybe that's just how she wants her characters to talk - it still just grates on my nerves.

[@Evija3000]

@@Tairneanach Yeah, I think she wanted to be clever uniting monk or monkey with servitude to show Jacob looking down on the situation, but it just came out very awkward.

[@andreagriffiths3512]

🤣🤣🤣 I know right? Because there just isn’t a handy word in English that means not sexually active. And I have to laugh because it took everything I have not to use the word celibate in that.

[@bhargavipba]

Is it just me who just changes the words in their minds when the author uses really horrible words like this one?

[@twilitvigil5066]

Dunno if anyone's mentioned this yet, but Stephanie Meyer, in her grace and wisdom, gave a scientific, canonical reason for how Edward was able to both become erect and impregnate Bella. Apparently, most of a vampires bodily fluids are replaces with various types of venom, which are somehow (don't remember the lore for this part) capable of being pumped through the vampires body. Semen is apparently not affected by this, but blood is. In short, Venom penis. You're welcome.

[@-saffie-4977]

It's like she wanted to give Bella and Edward a baby but not deal with the icky realities of dealing with infant care so she just pressed fast forward 😂😂

[@Nilkantha_Baul]

Imprinting made me realize that Woody Allen is a werewolf.

[@samanthagamez5691]

I’ve been binging your videos and I’m so happy to have found your channel! BRING ON THE COMMENTARY!!

[@akankshagautam4839]

Same here😂. I have really watched most of her videos in last three days.

[@MelaniePoparad]

Seriously! Me too! Hilarious

[@tealhiid]

I watched more than half of her videos in a day

[@tmntaddict]

She brings world-class sass! 😁

[@chrisclark784]

I really can't stop laughing when she screams "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!" Bravo! A masterpiece of film writing!

[@SquashBox]

I've never seen or read twilight. But I'll still watch you reminiscing about Twilight.

[@dev6539]

“The stunning conclusion” or is it” Ok but meeee

[@dev6539]

“I love when Kristen finds out she’s pregnant she goes oh and looks at her compltley flat stomach

[@garfield8mybrain356]

So who wants to start a fund to help Amanda get the Chuck-esmae doll

[@rubyslippers1935]

I laughed so hard at Sheen’s laugh, that I started crying 😂

[@lavancakes]

14:55 “Alice loves Bella too! - Not the time Amanda..” It’s always the time, Amanda.

[@zabintanfa7650]

Being a die heart twilight fan both breaking dawn novel and movie are the horrors that still haunt me more than the conjuring

[@edgarnello9165]

My favorite part is the part where edward is doing research for the unborn baby and hes actually sitting there expecting a demon baby with horns and a tail to come out of bella.

[@destinymormance181]

Someone on The Doms part2 video about this posted a comment talking about a fanfiction where Clair us grown and Quil tried to pursue a relationship with her, but she rejects him and he flips out in rage turning into a werewolf but before he can attack Clair a group of wolf's come out and chase Quill away, revealing that the pack leader is Leah and she has been going around righting the original packs wrongs. I thought it was absolutely amazing🤯🤯🤯 ALSO I love your videos lmao

[@AmandaTheJedi]

Wow that sounds AMAZING

[@destinymormance181]

@@AmandaTheJedi it really does! I'd much rather read that than the Jacob/Chuckesmee people keep asking for🤢 of course I'd want anyone except Meyers to write it since she would ruin it I'm sure lmao

[@Xehanort10]

Leah as a pack leader banning imprinting on children sounds great. It's sort of like how in the old Star Wars expanded universe Luke's new Jedi Order got rid of the "no attachments" rule of the old order so Jedi could get married and have kids. Luke and his order were done far better there than in the "sigh" sequel trilogy.

[@rebeccawhittington8979]

that sounds like an interesting read. What is it called?

[@TheLuckyKira]

You being Team Alice is great, I love hearing you rant away about this, this is amazing

[@ToastCosplays]

Amanda is my comfort youtuber and this series even more so. I don't even like twilight but I've watched this so many times now 😅

[@markiangooley]

It’s been that long? I’m so old...

[@natkai]

Shipping Alice and Bella was part of my gay awakening, I even remember writing awful fan fiction about it (I had a crush on my straight best friend so... Guess I was projecting my feelings) jeez... good times :')

[@synobyte2123]

I hope you find someone awesome that makes you feel all the best ways! Crushing on straight girls leads only to heartache. ;-;

[@user-uc2he9wb2f]

I was always a Rosella Stan.

[@skyball130]

I seriously love Twilight with all of my heart, but as well as that, I absolutely love a good roasting as well. I think that all the people who get so offended over this kind of video just honestly don't appreciate the saga to it's fullest. It's got some incredible flaws, and anyone who doesn't see those is clearly not a fan to their fullest extent. I think that just because I disagree with some things Amanda says, doesn't make it any less hilarious. So, yeah, I think that dunking on the things you love can be great, and if you get offended over that, you have some problems. People can have opinions. Accept that. So, props to you, Amanda, this is incredibly hilarious, and I appreciate what you do. Keep making good stuff!!

[@Satherian]

Alice is Bella's friend like Sapho had a friend 25:06 YEET

[@AlmostSkillfull]

Admit it. You just want Stephanie to write Twilight from Alice's perspective.

[@issabelwaylon1830]

With amanda reviewing all the twilight stuff and then the twilight fanfiction stuff I'm surprised she didn't review "Vampires suck" that movie came out of twilight and is a gold mine

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

"we're all back on the twilight train" oh no honey not me never me are you kiddin I'm just here to watch you nope

[@Edriely]

I unironically loved this series when I was younger. Now rewatching it, I still enjoy it but it's because Charlie is just the best.

[@Chrissycolelive]

Renesmee literally sounds like a childhood name I named my baby dolls some random nonsensical name. Yet a full adult named her that… so wierd

[@pacoromes]

I was 1000% on board with the movie's ending fight fake-out. The book's ending of "oh nevermind, we'll just be going," was so supremely unsatisfying and anticlimactic.

[@free2beme123]

You breaking down these books/movies is gold.

[@disneydisney1490]

Bruh your Twilight takes are the BEST

[@higglybiggly1174]

I love the Alice vision fake out, because the book was so damn anticlimactic. The final 3rd is them gathering witnesses, introducing awesome powers, revealing Bella is a shield that essentially nerfs the Volturis greatest offensive weapons.... Then nothing. They just leave lol. In the movie they show what would have went down if Aro didn't care, and it's awesome. With Alice they can have their cake and eat it too by sticking to the orignal script after the awesome fight scene. Also I LIVE for Marcus saying "finally" when the Romanians tear him up. Dude has been done with life since his wife died 1500 years ago.

[@Leanne.Gray.]

"Is Stephanie okay?" lol. I remember reading this book and thinking the whole time that it was sending some *really weird* Freudian things about Stephanie's feelings about sex and marriage and motherhood. Vampire babies ripping their ways out of your body so they can fast forward through all the child parts of childhood so they can prematurely reach bangable age to satisfy the spare side of your love triangle. It's so strange.

[@kristacoupon4930]

There was a specific religious influence in it.

[@riptobias]

"strange" is a massive understatement

[@als2480]

She's mormon, and there's a lot of ties to her faith, and there's belief some parts are just her processing religious trauma

[@WhyThisWhyNow]

Omg, I never saw it like that... facepalm so hard!!!

[@GBfanatic15]

she got problems

[@literaturmurks]

Nothing will ever be as funny as interviews with Roberr Pattinson on the subject of the Twilight franchise.

[@v-mouse]

Love it

[@supercalime]

No one hates twilight more than the actors from twilight 😂

[@tiffprendergast]

@@supercalime yup

[@Xehanort10]

In one interview when he was asked "Will you miss Bella" Pattinson said "Nah. I'm done with her."

[@monicacortez9871]

@@supercalime a know fact that still makes me laugh🤣🤣

[@Mimikinn]

One thing I was always confused about was Jacob claiming that his attraction to Bella was due to her carrying a piece of Chuckesmee in her. If that was true, then wouldn’t he had been attracted to Edward too??? 🤨

[@mariashadows1328]

I need this headcanon of him being attracted to Edward and just being mad at Bella 😂

[@tentaclepornman8909]

sperm cells only live for like 2 weeks or something so jacob would've been super attracted to edward for the few weeks leading up to the wedding... just imagine him being so confused lol

[@MarvinBla]

This thread is amazing, thank you. Made my day

[@cheriechristensen4302]

Gotta be heteronormative

[@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992]

Honestly, I ship Edward and Jacob.

[@gabrielle5792]

Honestly Bella loosing her shit at Jacob when she realizes he's imprinted on her daughter is my favorite bit

[@HInc7647]

Still, a wooden floorboard has more emotion than Kirsten Stewart 😂😂😂

[@marissa6612]

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER

[@tlipke84]

That scene was the only time she was remotely passable as a mother. Barely.

[@YamiNoPri]

Kristen Stewart is just so bad at acting

[@queenapryllm8454]

It made sense

[@Bayougirl78]

I did ugly-laugh at the way Bella grabbed Jacob by the scruff of his neck to drag him out of the house, like a dog :D

[@v-mouse]

Well... He is...

[@o0Avalon0o]

It was pretty great.

[@madamefluffy4788]

That one brief moment where you had hope that at least one person in the entire book would see just how fucked up imprinting is (especially when it's done to a newborn). ...only to be thrown right out the window when Bella gets first distracted by the nickname Jacob gave his 'twu wuv' (*hurk*) and the prospect of sexy times with Edward soon after.

[@ihatemickiegee]

i know it was amazing

[@osllq9355]

@@madamefluffy4788 SERIOUSLY THOUGH

[@powercatsp]

The real reason vampires don't procreate-- they need permission to come inside.

[@WickedWest512]

BAWHAHAHA 😂😂😂

[@frostyskeletons8950]

I know this is a joke, but for the record EVERYONE needs consent to come inside

[@powercatsp]

@@frostyskeletons8950 oh for sure! The bare minimum default should be consent always always consent. The fact that we even have to question that is a travesty.

[@Lulu-ek1xf]

HAHAHAHA TVD LIVES

[@digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842]

(Slaps knee) Very aggressive *WHEEZE*

[@itsthefluorescents4777]

Edward looking like he just finished an order of bbq ribs will forever be the highlight of breaking dawn

[@cc.8805]

Are you sure he didn't have some, uh, Baby back ribs

[@tiffprendergast]

Yupppp

[@ofMindandBlood]

😂

[@Sierra_-]

Oh god

[@Xehanort10]

"Edward that's not what eating a girl out means man."

[@Defunctaccount]

Robert Pattinson really managed to find every single flaw in this series and I live for it.

[@sophiaelise1517]

Hell yeah

[@kait112]

OMG YESSS

[@paolaa.calderonsanchez4666]

So priceless

[@DianaAmericaRivero]

He's got PTSD from working on these films for sure.

[@sunsetskye483]

@TP That’s a rollercoaster, did he really fall in love with the actress for Bella?

[@RavynMad121]

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!" Well, yeah, after the crappy name YOU gave her, what was he supposed to do? Call her Renny?

[@LennyPepper]

😂💀

[@indiasalmon4256]

Nessie is better than being nicknamed after an antiacid 😂

[@yaraperez8501]

I'd call her Ren

[@lordskeletor481]

Maybe Remy, like Remy Ratatouille?

[@LuisSoto-fw3if]

He is gonna be calling her Baby, all her life. And it will always have the same meaning ;)

[@okmeowokmeow]

“I’m not team Jacob and pregnancy frankly disgusts me” *immediately likes video*

[@aproblem3503]

I want this sentence on merch!

[@trashxraccoon03]

I want this as merch too let's make a petition

[@thepovdweller]

Childfree chain

[@haggisa]

Same, same same! Also, this came at just the right time for me; I just found my country’s (Poland) government lowered the number of exceptions, when abortion is legal from three to two - now, you have to give birth, even if your child has a serious health defect and will die either in utero, or shortly after birth. Fun! Yay religious fundamentalism! Sorry, had to vent.

[@shenyui3826]

@@haggisa I feel so sorry that all that stuff still happens in Poland! I don't live there so it doesn't affect me, but I always get angry at stuff like this because all the inhabitants will have to suffer ;-; Hope it goes back to 3 (or more) soon!

[@lilghosthouse8990]

Renesmee reminds me of when renaissance painters tried to paint cats.

[@summerraylene]

This comment is underappreciated

[@MessyJoeHesse]

Renesmee reminds ME of Cats 2019

[@officert5147]

This really is an 11/10 comment

[@gabiluch87]

That is exactly what she looks like

[@nectaroftheswans]

@@MessyJoeHesse the cult 🤕🤞

[@yukikanegawa7470]

To those that don't know. All bodily fluids produced by vampires is venom. So that baby was made out of poison and an egg. That's what I'm using as the canon reason for why Renesmé looks like that at first.

[@thepovdweller]

She looks like a mistake

[@marcyrei7080]

@@thepovdweller She is a mistake, I'd rather Jacob go with Leah.

[@noraarcadia635]

If everything was made of venom then Bella should have turned after her first time, because if her body was blacl and blue some of that venom should have hit her bloodstream

[@Disturbed101Fan]

Which makes me question why Bella never screamed in pain when they made out lol

[@koatam]

They were trying to prevent her from becoming a vampire. but if jizz is also venom, wouldn't it get absorbed during sex and turn her into a vampire?

[@manganess5126]

Alternate title: Amanda shipping Alice and Bella for 30 minutes (not so) straight

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hughjass5062]

fr thoo

[@lilithdaemon96]

This would've been a better title for this video 😂😂

[@Nat-pc8nt]

ALICE. CAN’T. SEE. WOLVES. IN. VISIONS. Yes I’m still bitter over the movie forgetting this after it was a HUGE plot point in New Moon.

[@jodiefong4397]

No because that's too much plot for the movies

[@gggthsb]

You can't expect the movie makers to be consistent with their work if the auther themselves isn't....

[@whiteraven562]

And she can't see renesme either!

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

That’s an excellent point but I’m still happy the fight scene was in the movie. That would’ve been extremely underwhelming in a visual medium...I mean it was in the book too but whatever lol

[@haileybrightful9193]

But when SM needs Alice to see them then she can see them.

[@pandaChicks17]

"The iconic scene of Dakota Fanning throwing a child into a fire" Honestly... Yeah

[@vantashiasmith2084]

The fact that Charlie never question why his granddaughter magically aged

[@blacktea9925]

Personally I think he did, it was just one of the many WTF things going on in Bella’s life that he couldn’t process.

[@MinisDunyasi5]

Charlie knows about the fact that Jacob’s a Werewolf so he knows that strange things happen

[@elliewatson6584]

‘You’ve grown half a foot since I last saw you.....like literally six inches....’

[@jennymckenzie5304]

Charlie started drinking so heavily after the wedding he doesn't even care anymore.

[@kaitlinellerbe1201]

@@jennymckenzie5304 If you drink enough you don't question anything

[@lukeburky8344]

Robert Pattinson's eternal hatred for Twilight will never be topped

[@ZTM12]

His and Mine LOL! (Iwas a fan before but as it broke him it broke me too...NO MORE)

[@raptorfae.6645]

Good for him.

[@MistressoftheIceMoon]

We need Charlie Swan: Vampire Hunter.

[@MinisDunyasi5]

This has a lot of potential. Before Carlisle became a Vampire he was a Vampire Hunter. So if Charlie becomes a Vampire Hunter he can later become a Vampire and if he becomes a Vampire he would be pretty powerful. We know from Midnight Sun that Edward can’t read Charlie’s thoughts like Bella and when Bella became a Vampire she could put others in her Mental Shield and that made her pretty powerful so if Charlie can also put others in his Mental Shield and that would make him really powerful.

[@annadrozdz3040]

I don't know original title, but straightly translated from my language it would be "a girl in a red cape"? Actor playing Charlie played girl's dad and he was a werewolf. Few years back I found it quite ironic that vampire's dad is a werewolf somewhere else

[@Rosawuzhere]

He's way too oblivious!!

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

If you have not yet seen Dominic Noble's series Twilight: Breaking Dom, you need to watch it. The last video is coming out soon... unless he does the new one too.

[@wingcastlereads5657]

That man's willingness to suffer for us is great

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@wingcastlereads5657 It does have limits. He took a mental health break and made a couple of videos that made him happy instead.

[@v-mouse]

The last One was special. The Intro was EVERYTHING!!!

[@wingcastlereads5657]

@@Sam_on_KZbin true, and I am glad he does. Taking care of oneself is important

[@AmandaTheJedi]

I haven't!

[@lottevanderpaelt1684]

Okay, guess I'll have to say it then... I'm team Charlie. Like, he's the best character by far. Every weird thing that happens to him he's just like "ok I guess"

[@saintazepam]

I've said this before and I'll continue saying this but Charlie is the real victim of the entire saga

[@candycane1744]

Charlie is the nicest character and I hated how Belle treated him like shit

[@supercalime]

I’m team pocs that got mistreated and misrepresented in a series of books written by an overly religious out of touch person

[@jadecoolness101]

@@supercalime who invited you to this party? I didn’t.

[@jazdonaire2347]

@@candycane1744 I wouldn’t say she treated him like shit, it’s very clear that she deeply loves him. She just treats him like a teenager which, yanno, she is

[@ovskii96]

It also sucks in the books how no one gives Leah any sympathy for what she's going through.

[@songriver1232]

And the girl same inprints on is Leah's cousin. Who i believe she was very close to. I wanna see the imprintee, not want the wolf that imprints on her

[@Vi_Vi_1]

Leah's story is so ridiculously sad and no one seems to care. It's awful

[@smileys462]

Leah did nothing wrong! Having your ex being the guy in charge, and being the only female werewolf and dealing with dudebro werewolves who are super dismissive to your plight is rough. But, she did chose to leave her home and make her own way, which is badass.

[@4bibimimi]

​@@smileys462Leah deserves her own love story.

[@mJazzle]

Leah’s story needs to be the next saga!

[@heyitsevie]

Stephanie: *writes a vampire romance novel* Everyone: ah yes, Mormon propaganda

[@everestneverlynn84]

Bruh don't call it Mormon propaganda lol. Even the Mormons don't want anything to do with it. It's just Stephanie Meyer's sick, twisted, middle-aged fantasies.

[@heyitsevie]

@@everestneverlynn84 no, dude, I was referencing what was said in the video. I wasn't trying to be offensive

[@Evija3000]

Overall I think it's just fantasies... influenced by mormonism. Some are general, like being popular, having guys fight over you, being special, while some are more mormon inspired, like a guy who wants to wait till marriage or fighting for a pregnancy that others deem too dangerous. I bet that's a fantasy to many religious women. Sort of admirable martyrdom. Especially since she was proved right and the kid turned out perfect.

[@thedragon8355]

Mormons are not into fucking demons and wolf men.

[@geonunes10]

@Booper Dooper Leah also showed the same insecurity of "not being woman enough" which I think is even worse than a male character saying so.

[@avsambart]

Meyer was definitely going for ProLife but ended up persuading people of ProChoice and not having kids AT ALL.

[@Redorgreenful]

Yeah the way she described it was so disgusting. I never want to have to child and I can’t say that that wasn’t a contributing factor on my impressionable teen mind. 🤣

[@sunsetskye483]

Right? Like I have no desire to raise a small human child, but that put me off even more.

[@merrittanimation7721]

"Carry your child to term even if it's a horrifying monstrosity that hungers for blood and will kill you painfully!"

[@katie8881]

Edward: I'm so smart and good at everything because of not having sex all night Me, an asexual: *plays sims until 2am on a Friday night*

[@uroboros_8563]

Hi fellow ace 💜

[@waffleauflauf4213]

Yes 😂💜

[@BTDubbz]

Wolves “grooming” humans. How the tables have turned...

[@pottertheavenger1363]

Werewolf, the Apocalypse

[@Nadia1989]

"I remember reading this with increases confusion and anger until I wanted to chug the book out of the window". Hey, that was my Cursed Child reaction.

[@AmandaTheJedi]

I read that on a plane and wanted to chuck it out the window and kill us all

[@Nadia1989]

Understandable. I speed read it and I my WTFs kept raising in pitch as I was reaching the end.

[@thomasraines1396]

Both Breaking Dawn and Cursed Child come off as really crappy fanfiction.

[@andrenneharbin8972]

Cursed Child is so terrible. I wanted to go to the play UNTIL I read the book. Then I didn’t want my horror brought to life. Like wtf...

[@Xehanort10]

@@thomasraines1396 That's basically what they are. The whole Twilight series is basically Meyer's narcissistic self insert fanfiction. Bella's a fictional version of her and the whole series is her ideal fantasy where she's loved by every man and friends with every woman, constantly the centre of attention, eternally young, super rich, her kid ages quickly because she's too lazy to bring her up, cliched kissing in a field of flowers and so on. That's the life she thinks she's entitled to and believes she deserves.

[@alexamonjaras670]

I just think, Alice never seen this future, this posibility. Because she could call they and say "use a condon please, because Bella could getting pregnant and die". Idk, this dont let me sleep in the night.

[@tlipke84]

That always bothered me too.

[@pauarteagahernandez6855]

condoms would work the same as if Edward were human? I don't think so ( that vampire poison thing and all), at least he would have to use a freaking radiation-suit-condom in his vampire dicky

[@TupocalypseShakur]

@@pauarteagahernandez6855 so it would burn through it, scary

[@alepc24]

Because Alice could only see the future of humans and vampires (not wolfves or hybrids) and until pregnancy happens she could see thier future where she dosen't get pregnat and all together go to collage lol

[@Sputterbug]

She wanted Bella to be a vampire so she probably saw that in her future and didn't want to change it

[@talliaconner-flores5763]

"You know, I'm not a vampire scientist. I don't need to think about it." Probably for the best actually. I think Stephanie Meyer's explanation took a few years off of Dominic Noble's life...And mine, now that I think about it...

[@candidlyopinionated19]

Love that guy

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Mine too. And Dominic is awesome, come to think of it.

[@cheekychelldos1045]

sorry to remind you, but what. IS. the explanation?

[@talliaconner-flores5763]

@@cheekychelldos1045 Venomous bodily fluids, apparently. Like, instead of semen, Eddie boy is packing a venom substitute that does the trick. Dominic Noble is actually covering the book currently. I highly recommend checking his latest video out. Wildly hilarious and just as informative.

[@christinem1458]

Renesmee in the thumbnail looks like Carole Baskin with the baby filter

[@canyounot6858]

How dare you make me envision that with my own mind?

[@whatthehellisthis]

i can’t unsee it now...

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

*_Awwhhh-DEAR GOD,NO!_*

[@Beaglegirl19]

Oh god. That's the worst visual ever!!

[@BurnItUpp2009]

Oh dear god.. 🤣

[@gaelledelair7258]

: Amanda : "I guess when you're pregnant with a vampire demon child your water doesn't brake, your blood bursts" that's hilarious lmao

[@ElizaArika]

I just realized that Jacob's fake ID name is "Wolfe, Jacob" askljlkajsfoids

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

Okay that actually made me laugh in the book

[@Xehanort10]

That's about as subtle as one of The Joker's aliases in Batman comics being Joseph Kerr.

[@ravensnest9486]

THATS LITERALLY MY UNCLES NAME NO 😭

[@TheMidnightwolf15]

I did chuckle when Bella goes all demon voice on Jacob "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!" lol. Like, chill Bella there are worst nicknames :D

[@thomasraines1396]

She can’t complain about stupid names, she named the kid “Renesmee”.

[@Xehanort10]

@@thomasraines1396 Imagine if she'd called her daughter Frances and Jacob nicknamed her Frankie. "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER."

[@thomasraines1396]

@@Xehanort10 that would happen yeah.

[@GBfanatic15]

it made me laugh XD

[@christinapaterno5585]

That was terrible fake rage

[@Astrocam88]

Meyer's pro-life message is quite clear in this. Leah felt like less of a woman for being unable to have kids after turning into a wolf and Jacob (Meyer) basically confirmed this by agreeing with her. Rose was obsessed with Chuckesmee because she herself didn't have the chance to have children as a human. And Bella sacrificing her life for her baby, even if it meant an extremely painful death, is seen as heroic which is probably why Meyer made it as gory as possible. Abortion is immediately looked down on as an option even though Bella didn't really care about having kids (she was ready to sacrifice her human life to be with Edward) and they knew the baby would probably kill her. Basically, Meyer to her impressionable YA audience: "If you have an abortion to save your own life, if you are infertile, or don't want children, you are less of a woman" 😡

[@kassiani_626]

I 100% disagree. Just because someone says that they regret not being able to have children before they were made vampire or they regret that being werewolf makes them potentially infertile... does not mean they are less of a woman. And it is perfectly reasonable and understandable that a woman would feel regret over this. Abortion IS murder... and it IS wrong. Our culture's obsession with the self and what's most convenient for us is evil. Bella didn't want to kill her baby not because she'd had some intense desire to be a mother before hand, but that once that baby was conceived she recognized it as a part of her, and a part of Edward and that it would be evil to kill her because she wasn't expected or planned.

[@i10i60]

All of this.

[@alikarol3]

Not necessarily. It's also plausible that some women find having children to be very very important to them. It doesn't have to be a pro-life debate. Although people who do choose that there's nothing wrong with their own choice

[@DarlingMissDarling]

@@alikarol3 lol ok. Any other choice or option is viewed as sad, tragic or deplorable throughout this entire debacle of a story. But sure, it's not propaganda at all! 🤪👌🏽

[@angieroxx1006]

@@DarlingMissDarling I didn’t get that at all when I read the books, I just thought that Bella loved that child so much that she didn’t care about the repercussions. As to Leah being a werewolf and not being able to have kids, I have read so much werewolf fic that to me it’s like oh she wanted to have kids and be there for the tribe and now she can’t and the fact she is the only female who can shift would make it difficult to feel normal.

[@loveandcupcakes100]

If Stephanie wrote Breaking Dawn to convince me to abstain from sex until marriage and be pro-life regardless if it’ll kill me, she did it wrong. Breaking Dawn made me never want to have sex or be pregnant! ...EVER and be more pro choice than ever! My uterus made the windows shut down noise after I read Breaking Dawn. Lmao!

[@BrightWulph]

Same! Both times upon coming across the "birth" scene (in the book and film) I sware I felt my vag sew itself shut.

[@Evija3000]

Beautiful illustration :)

[@melissam597]

That last sentence us hilarious 😂

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Lmao what?

[@songbird6414]

“My uterus made the windows shut down noise” Fucking classic

[@KatD56]

"She can have puppies," and that's the exact moment I literally closed the book forever. Could not continue.

[@akashajones6079]

You really can't say Edward is mentally 'frozen' as a 17 year old forever, when he has more knowledge than any 17 year old ever could. He knows more about people, the world, himself. He's not 17, let's be real here.

[@avaphynx]

His maturity is 17, there's actual geniuses at 7 years old and have a maturity of a child.

[@loganbigmo]

Agreed. The "mentally 17" is something really reinforced in Midnight Sun's later chapters, which were written more than a decade after Twilight first came out. He's definitely physically 17, mentally 100+.

[@totallytalia]

@@avaphynx There’s a huge difference between a kid who’s been on the earth for seven years and an immortal creature who’s been on the earth for more than a century. Maturity is world experience, and obviously Edward has more world experience and wisdom, not “kid genius knowledge,” than any living person.

[@avaphynx]

@@totallytalia it's not when the frontal lobe stopped developing at 17. He's just a very old and smart 17 year old. His brain wasn't allow to fully develop. A human brain fully develops into adulthood by 25 years old.

[@autumnox2174]

Mental development and being mature/having a lot of knowledge are different things. Two seventeen year old's could have entire different maturity levels and intellect, but be at the same stage of mental development. Really my concern is, when Bella gets older, would it become her abusing him, because he has the mental development of a child?

[@VimeleosZen]

Bella becoming a vampire for the first time was the only part when I actually liked her character

[@thomasraines1396]

To me it was like putting the barest minimum of butter on a bland, dry piece of toast, not much was added.

[@RavynMad121]

I heard that was the same for a lot of people, and I think I know why that was: because only when she was a vampire did she ever truly emote. She acted more like a human AFTER she was turned!

[@funkyfranx]

I think it’s because the stupid love triangle finally ended. Boy was that painfully repetitive to read about.

[@jessicamartin1160]

@@thomasraines1396 But I like dry toast..... :(

[@thomasraines1396]

@@jessicamartin1160 I do as well, but adding things to it gives it that extra flavor.

[@MyEvilCookies]

The only Twilight spin-off I want to see is either Alice’s or Rosalie’s backstory in full. Since this is one of those series where the background/secondary characters are far more interesting than the main ones.

[@Fimbleshanks]

To my understanding you can literally see Alice's backstory because there was a film made about it. I'm afraid the details are foggy for me, but I think they had a bunch of spin off stories made into short films by various people. Alice's backstory is one of the films, and I think another one includes how she met Jasper. I haven't seen them, however, just read about it on Wikipedia. Also, I believe the actors are all different. So yeah, hope that helps.

[@sauleiwanderapfelstrudel]

Honestly, leah deserves her own book

[@dia.96]

Check out The Storytellers version of Alice's backstory! Sadly they never made anything with Rosalie and Emmett

[@diyagore1784]

All the side characters are better than both the main characters combined. It's like Stephanie Meyer was TRYING to make sure twilight was as bad as possible

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

I wanna see her write actual werewolves. To elaborate Jacob is technically a shape shifter not a werewolf. His tribe happens to shift into wolves. But real werewolves are supposed to be horrific monsters out to kill. They're strong enough to fight a vampire in one on one combat and win. Vampires feared them to the point were they coordinated a group effort to hunt down and kill almost all of them.

[@whiteraven562]

"What happens if the imprintee doesn't want anything to do with the imprinter?" You get something like Sam Uley and Emily Clearwater. Sam was engaged to Emily's cousin Leah, but then imprinted on Emily. Emily turned him down, because Leah, and Sam got so angry he shifted and ripped half Emily's face off. The books might present them as a totally happy true-love-forever couple, but if you actually stop and think about it, it seems much more likely that Emily is just a hostage playing along so that Sam doesn't injure her further.

[@allypower3637]

Wait that's why Sam injured Emily? I haven't read the books in years, but in the movies I know Jacob just says that Sam got mad and Emily was too close. That's horrible and disgusting, poor Emily

[@dunnotck1]

Also, why don't women get to be wolf shape shifters too. The whole "Leah" is an anomaly thing was so sexist.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

It ruins any illusion of imprinting being something inherently wonderful. It doesn't matter that he was new to the whole wolf shifting. His instincts should prioritize his mate's health more than anything else. If a grown up warewolf can act like an adult / friend for a child imprintee when she needs it then there's no excuse for Sam to be violent I've read smutty abo fanfics that deal better with this kind of bullshit

[@BurnItUpp2009]

Woah.. that's how Emily got hurt? 😳 I haven't read the books for years 😂

[@BabyGirlTiny]

Except, not really. Emily didn’t accept sam because she was scared, and the on,y reason she was injured was because he was too close when he shifted and that was an accident. I get trying to portray their relationship as abusive, but I honestly don’t think it is because it’s never framed as Sam intentionally hurt Emily because he wanted too. All werewolves have short tempers so I guess this means all werewolves are abusive now? The only thing o agree with is that the imprentees feel trapped because the wolves have to stay in lapush and can’t go anywhere else. They kind of touched this with Jacobs sister who had to come back home and leave her college because Paul imprinted on her, but was never touched again

[@LiliPoleshuck]

i literally gagged with the line "goodbye, Jacob, my brother... my son"

[@MinisDunyasi5]

Me too. Like wtf Edward? Your daughter is not even 1! And you’re thinking about the marriage between your daughter who’s not even 1 and your 16 year old werewolf “friend”. I know that he was probably thinking about their marriage and them being together when Renesmee’s older. But still wtf? You don’t have to think about that now Edward.

[@Kizamo]

@@MinisDunyasi5 unfortunately a lot of fathers start thinking about who they’re gonna marry their daughter off to when the kid’s still way too young. It’s so gross, but it happens

[@francescapatti2934]

Like this would have been kinda cute if imprinting was just "I will protect this person from things that hurt them" and Resumè could have aged normally, so the Cullens can get a few years toghether and then when Retribution is like 7/8 she and Jacob have built a close kind of brother/sister relationship. Meamwhile he can have dealt with his feelings for Bella by finding joy in taking care and protecting sb and loving sb unconditionally but in a friendship kind of way or a brotherly way. Maybe Jacob also finds a partner or whatever. And THEN I feel like this like could be kimda cute. Like these rivals, who are basically programmed to hate each other, become really close. Still weird but considering Eddie Boy is 100+ years old and Jake has a younger mimdset and would be close to Resentment it would make sense.

[@sweettea1193]

@@francescapatti2934 yeah. The whole romantic aspect of it needed to go. The fact that Jake was always hanging around Nessie was gross. Only people that should see her everyday are the Cullen's of course and Charlie. The wolves, especially Jake, had no business seeing Nes everyday and acting like they were her family. The obsessive behaviour was nasty. At least with Edward and Bella, the obsession went both ways and they were the same age, relatively. But with NES, it can't be consensual since she's a literal baby and that's unforgivable

[@sleepiesalem]

@@sweettea1193 the messed up part is that the way its wrote, it's technically consensual since Armageddon has a advanced mindset as a baby already. Doesn't help that the older she gets, it seems like her mind doesn't quite fit the age she's supposed to be at that moment. But then again maybe I'm wrong either way, I hate the imprinting especially since there's mostly examples of a older teen imprinting on baby's or toddlers.

[@maranio00]

I remember reading a Fanfic that was basically: Alice and Bella are like f*ck you to Edward. Alice changes Bella because Bella asked her too and they then dated. And Edward originally didnt introduce her to Bella because Alice saw she and Bella would date. Anyway I loved it because Alice x Bella, and all the Cullens where like: Edward stalking is bad, stop being a creep

[@thomasraines1396]

Amazing

[@wickie-search]

Lmao, reminds me of "Swipper, no swipping!"

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Reminds me of the Fanfictions where Anastasia hooks up with her Roommate Kate. For Stories in the 50 Shades Universe, they were actually pretty enjoyable.

[@bhargavipba]

Love this ❤️

[@charaasmrbullsht8594]

"Stalking" and being a "creep" is used too often for no actual reason....its very vague

[@TaliVarda100706]

Chuckesmee is a regular image in my worst nightmares

[@Beaglegirl19]

Right? That damn thing looks like it would be one of those sleep paralysis demons. Man, that thing is so scary, it makes Pennywise, Micheal Myers, Freddy Kruger, and Jason look like Care Bears by comparison.

[@corinnae.7877]

Have you seen the original baby they used? The baby was so adorable and they made this.

[@TaliVarda100706]

@@corinnae.7877 Yes, I agree! That baby was adorable and I understand they wanted the baby to look more 'aware' than a normal baby, but that's really not that important.

[@corinnae.7877]

@@TaliVarda100706 I just watch the movie again because that's the only thing on TV. It is horrible but I am also out of shits to give.

[@eowynthecrystalfea9136]

Although the thumb nail makes it look like Edward is sooo disgusted to see her 😂

[@TheAwesomeMed]

On this episode of Breaking Amanda's Sanity:

[@cooldragon1990]

She probably lost that when she watched Cats... I don't think anything can wreck her more than that movie did. And if something did since then, I forgot about it, or she didn't release a video on it!

[@robertabarboza6688]

Even if he's mentally frozen as a young man, Edward still has a 100 years more of world experience than Bella. This is still shady AF

[@relaxolotl_ltoloxaler]

More like 80 years, but that’s not much better.

[@sweettea1193]

Doesn't matter how much knowledge he has, he doesn't have the ability to apply any of it in his life because his brain is frozen at 17. Knowing stuff and actually applying that stuff successfully in your life aren't the same. Edward cannot do the latter which is evident in the books, so therefore he's mentally 17 who just knows a lot of shit, that's it

[@killanelle]

"and pregnancy frankly disgusts me" i have never related to a person more

[@TJ_Sauce]

Yes! I have found my people.

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

I had kids and I feel this way. Having all those new age moms trying to convince to have a mirror and blah blah blah. Just no, one pregnancy and 2 kids were enough to convince me

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

YES. I _never_ want to get pregnant. Every time I think it might not be a bad idea, just reading the symptoms is enough to remind me that it is _not_ an appealing idea for me in the slightest!

[@bi_beans9011]

I dont even see the point Like Just adopt people

[@katebriggs3330]

@@alyssabrown-carleton6173 same! Pregnancy is disgusting. Varicose veins, diarrhea, constipation, pee accidents, blood, vomit, stitches...there is nothing beautiful about pregnancy and birth except for the end result. I had two and was done after that.