Fifty Shades of Why am I Doing This PART 2 (Fifty Shades Darker Rant)

[@HurricaneDDragon]

If Anastasia Steele ever actually met a decent, well adjusted man she would probably call the police.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

Exactly. And guys stay wondering what they did wrong...

[@alias201]

Well, when I started dating my current husband, his sweetness put me off. He didn't come across as sexy and manly to me. Spoiler alert, he's just not abusive and controlling. I just had a warped view of men because of all the shitty men I dated. I'm pretty sure your comment is dead on the money.

[@Xehanort10]

She'd be like "What? He's actually nice to me and doesn't stalk, control, abuse and rape me like Christian did? This can't be right." Her mind's probably been so warped by Grey she thinks her relationship with him is how all couples act.

[@Monie71793]

@@alias201 I'm happy that you are safe & he's a great guy. X3

[@deborahhanna6640]

None of them are. Most women just settle for a guy who is halfway decent. If he doesn't hit her or cheat on her he must be a keeper. If he doesn't steal all her savings then manipulate her into being a heroin mule, he will proclaim he is a 'nice guy'. Even Ana's friend the artist, who is supposed to be a foil- a 'nice guy' compared to Christian is totally okay with coercing drunk sex from a friend a girl who felt safe with him- essentially date rape frat boy style- & is so WOUNDED after he doesn't get to have his way because she likes Christian better, that he rationalizes it away as she must be a mercenary golddigger who only is with Christian because he is rich. He isn't repentant & she is supposed to still consider him a friend & pretend that he didn't try to do something repulsive & then justify it. I'll prob catch all kinds of hell for this comment but I am very cynical so of all the men portrayed in the book- Ana's stepdad is the best & they throw out red herrings about her dad that they never follow up on, but Christian is presented as the romantic protagonist because Ana is into him. He is the one she chooses to have stalk her with impunity. She might have drawn a line had she seen him kick a puppy or something. Maybe.

[@digitaldragon101]

"Who needs to see that?!" You clearly underestimated the thirst of Middle-Aged women.

[@lakriz116]

Honestly, my mom loved the first movie but after rewatching she couldn't understand how she liked it to begin with.

[@msnobody5558]

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Some of us oldies think it's all effing nonsense!!!

[@LiaVinicius]

no.

[@Bluemoon08]

How did you forget Indian uncles!? Middle aged women would never beat them😂😂

[@elecrom_9757]

omg that reminds me that there were numerous posts that people working at cinemas found condoms and cucumbers and shit when they cleaned up after the fifty shades movies....

[@HamburglerStanAccount]

She’s back and even closer to a break down

[@Anabórshën]

Why does this comment have no replies? ☠️☠️☠️

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

Aren't we all?

[@nosferat-ew]

FiddlebirdBlue yes, yes we are

[@Chikorita2Chante]

Closer to a Breaking dawn, indeed. Lol.

[@Langley_Ackerman19]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiedyedowl8367]

“You should not be fixing the person you’re dating.” YES. Learned this the hard way, as I’m sure many others have. Another related fact, you can’t fix someone against their will.

[@phoenixtracy9875]

Yes!!! If they have issues, offer support and help them to the extent you can! Playing professional and trying to fix everything and help outside of what you can truly help with will be way too much

[@jisookomblackpinkkru256]

Tiedyed Owl Omg *_''you can't fix someone against their will"_* this is my new motto!!

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

I also learned this the hard way. I also learned that you not only can't fix someone against their will, sometimes you can't even fix someone willing. Some people need professional help. Probably multiple different professionals drawing on multiple disciplines or fields of study, collaborating for years. My ex is fucked up.

[@xxnotmuchxx]

What u mean u learned u should not fix the person you are dating?

[@popps6402]

I needed too long to understand it

[@Maerahn]

Whoa, wait... Christian 'suddenly' reveals his abuse scars, in the middle of his office? So... was he wearing a onesie every time he had sex with Ana before this point then? Did she not notice them before then - or did she notice them and just thought 'meh?' I'm confused!

[@TheCinderfang]

Maybe he was big on doing it without the lights on

[@trinidad17]

Duh, they appear and disappear as soon as the script needs. Now questioning my life hard about what am I doing watching *and commenting* on reviews about this crap I already know was bad. I blame Amanda's charisma.

[@cassualtea2040]

I personally love the idea of him always wearing a onesie when they do it.

[@nanahuatli2144]

Maybe she thought they were from playing with his XBOX in the playroom.

[@tslodplfan1]

She saw them before, in this scene he was showing her no no zones because up to that point she couldn't touch him anywhere... So in a way a weirder thing

[@krisshishymishy]

As someone that survived an abusive relationship similar to this one, these books and movies are incredibly offensive

[@jhoughjr1]

I like to think I have some morals and it is offensive. Ironically I'm a free speech absolutist but I would prefer works that glamorize this not be propagated. Though come to think of it, I've never heard anyone speak well of them. I'll have to ask my ex if this is cat lady grim dark.

[@mistyhowe184]

I'm glad you got out of that, and you have all my support

[@krisshishymishy]

Misty Howe thanks

[@kissansari95]

Exactly... Have been in a relationship with a guy who was practically a narcisst n a compulsive liar.. he was good at start giving too much attention n all, but became severy controlling n aggressive with time.. I stayed n tolerated his shit bcz I wanted to be that good girl who could change him by love but it never happened.. guess movies idea of romance doesn't fit in reality..

[@haggisa]

@@kissansari95 Pop culture portrayals of a good girl changing the bad boy do real damage to young girls and women, who internalise that idea as something romantic and achievable. It’s really depressing.

[@HannahTheHorrible]

Amanda: I’ll do part 3 for 3.5k likes Subs: Am I a joke to you

[@frederickshaibani5655]

"Subs" I see what you did there hahaha

[@dankhill2033]

"HR is not there to protect you... HR is there to protect the company"😂

[@msimms1917]

It’s funny because it’s true *sobs in working for a company like this*

[@risksandhope1849]

Human resources- -a job where you treat humans like resources

[@AnnCooper33]

As someone who has been sexually harassed at work by thier boss and reported it to HR, I can confirm this.

[@xBrii333x]

As someone who got put on suspension for briefly being at a party on property where there was later a fight and the cops got called (because I should have called someone and said it was getting out of hand when I... wasn't... there), I can also confirm this.

[@jordangray9150]

Hr is there to protect themselves

[@IAmNeomic]

What I find disgusting is that, even to this day, so many girls think this is a HEALTHY sub-dom relationship.

[@SorrySorrySorry]

Christian is the kind of idiot wannabe Dom who sits on Fetlife copy-pasting "u want a master??? get on ur knees" as his first message to every subs living within 400 miles.

[@milliecookie8539]

@@SorrySorrySorry My girlfriend once talked with this guy who thought safewords were unnecessary and like shit and that was in a sense nauseating.

[@haggisa]

Sorry Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to douche-pseudo-doms messaging me on Fetlife with “I can tell you’re not in this lifestyle in the way you need to” and “I want to be your master, send me nudes!” etc., even though my profile clearly stated (in bolded letters), that I’m not even looking for a dominant. 🤮🤮🤮

[@Xehanort10]

50 Shades fans are the leftover Twilight fans who think Edward and Bella's relationship is the ultimate example of love.

[@evelinetheoofdemon6003]

Yeah they really need to understand the difference between a healthy relationship and an abusive relationship

[@CriticalFangirl]

I wanna hear the full version of that 50 Shades parody of Pumped Up Kicks

[@tiffanyford390]

Right 💀

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

The verses are each just a list of the red flags Christian is constantly throwing up about his crazy ass, and the chorus is always "Ana better run"

[@reinq_5584]

SAME😂

[@advikaaaaaghh]

@@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 the verse will be longer than the movie itself

[@viscountrainbows6452]

*Real BDSM:* a game of give and take, with parameters set by all consenting partners *50 Shades' and pop culture's idea of BDSM:* "You didn't want that? I'll do it anyway, because that's _KINKY™_ 😈"

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

I like the trademark symbol. It's the cherry on top of the shit pile of 50 shades fandom

[@devilwoman24]

Exactly!!

[@Xehanort10]

Yep. In real BDSM both the dom and the sub do what each other wants.Christian Grey basically goes "I don't care if you don't want something Ana. I want it so you'll do it." Jamie Dorman's character in The Fall series is Grey if 50 Shades portrayed him for what he really is.

[@elecrom_9757]

Total Power Exchange is a thing^^ But still you do not attempt TPE with a total novice and you certainly do not stalk people because you think they are hot. It isn't unreasonable that a dom would want control even outside of the bedroom, it is unreasonable that Christian just takes it without even asking first if Ana would be willing to give him that kind of control. And judging from the "fingering at the dinner table" scene a even kinda reasonable dude would have realised that he was not respecting boundaries that were set...

[@potmki6601]

You think about The Real BDSM™ much better than it is often is, or so I've been told

[@gentle_apathy]

Can you imagine how _incredibly awkward_ that stalker-kneeling scene was for the actors? The entire trilogy is one big ol' "thanks, I hate it."

[@nicoleg2544]

I like to pretend that she leaves and the second and third movie never happened.

[@dubiedupe2368]

Also known as the "happier ending"

[@lunabearsong2043]

I'm totally down for that ending. And after she leaves, the second and third movies are ways in which Christian is coping without her. It's all a delusion he built in his head.

[@sunsetskye483]

Agreed, the better ending

[@LazyDwobbit]

Her leaving is how the entire franchise should have ended. "You're too messed up for me, BYE."

[@robk.6591]

Part 2: Even Shadier

[@stevegeorge6880]

Would that make the first one a relatively Slim Shady?

[@oxymoron296]

Part Deux; Electric boogaloo.

[@vaidehideshpande7551]

@Zoe Theobald Hi there. I did as you asked =]

[@Xehanort10]

Part 3: The Shadiest.

[@user-ew2sd7vl5m]

This girl has something very wrong with her, she’s surrounded by terrible people that either constantly harass her or control everything about her. Somebody save this girl.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

It has to be ALL ABOUT HER though...

[@dorianleakey]

you are.right about this girl, what do you think of rhe movie and characters she is talking about? Bdmm tss.

[@potmki6601]

She needs therapy too. There are things in life that are out of our control, and there is going back to abusive boyfriend or staying friends with a person that harassed you kind of things. Fuck Christian - what is Ana's damage?

[@firstdyad2678]

I read “this girl has something very wrong with her” I thought you meant Amanda for torturing herself

[@candycane1744]

@@fabiomoreira1506 yeah all men want to hit that 🙄

[@stevegeorge6880]

Honestly, who isn't in favor of Amanda making an entire album of parody song covers based on terrible movies with sexually abusive protagonists? Well, when I put it that way... Still, your acoustic strumming enlivens everything.

[@jhoughjr1]

If you sit around and play with words all day you can make anything sound bad.

[@isaac_759]

@@jhoughjr1 if you over explain things, everythings creepy

[@Hatman]

Christian: [gets down on his knees] "Don't leave" Anna: [sneaky smile] "While you're down there..."

[@raccoon9951]

Amanda: starts watching fifty shades darker Amanda: you’re going down a path I can’t follow

[@saphirawinters7028]

It's because of what you've done!

[@raccoon9951]

Because of Christian

[@victoriashevlin8587]

"UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHRRR" -Sheeve Palpatine, Sith Lord/electrified mummy.

[@raccoon9951]

@Anissa Matkin thanks UwU

[@ajcaraballo95]

11:43 Missed opportunity to sing "Leila's Got A Gun". Lol

[@AmandaTheJedi]

AJcaraballo95 NO joke, cut that out, but I filmed it

[@sarangeonew]

“HR is not there to protect YOU, but it’s there to protect the company “ man, I learnt this the hard way 🙃

[@angelajohnsonkeys4199]

Church!

[@noonstyles3973]

I'm so sorry. I hope you are okay!

[@OneToxicPixel]

There is a big abundance of stalkers in this movie. I met one in my entire life. This movie has three, one of them is the male lead which is bad enough. I rate this movie too many stalkers/10

[@sleepysera]

To be fair, some people are like that. Most people will stay the fuck away from certain types of people after their first stalker because that taught them what to look out for, but some do keep getting involved with the same type again and again.

[@xXxLirianOlendilxXx]

😂👌

[@TeaMasterIroh]

Me: Hello, KZbin police. Yeah, Amanda's torturing herself again..

[@YourMajesty143]

Call the KZbin Asylum. Police has intervened enough on private domestic situations.

[@TeaMasterIroh]

@@YourMajesty143 True that.

[@miahay]

I’m really glad that I will never have to put myself through watching this series and can still reference why it’s awful thanks to you lol

[@AmandaTheJedi]

I always felt the same but now I feel like I need to read the books to see how much worse they are because of what they CAN'T show in a R-Rated movie

[@torfinnzempel6123]

"Remember kids, HR is not there to protect you; HR is there to protect the company" Truer words have never been said.

[@remylabeau5140]

Amanda you really shouldn’t torture yourself like this. *I say while liking this video to help get to 3.5K likes for a part 3*

[@jesuszamora6949]

"Yes, Master. I'll have the steak, Master." For some reason, I can't help but laugh my goddamn ass off at that. Imagine being at the Denny's or whatever and hearing that at the table next to you.

[@MickeyMallone.]

No one would question that at a Denny's.

[@fraserking4747]

Amanda underestimates how sadistic her subs are: part 2

[@bessieburnet9816]

There is so much double meaning in that. 😂😂

[@gizemgonenc5342]

For a second I thought you meant 'submissives' by 'subs', and not 'subscribers', and I was very confused for a moment

[@lisasimpson8895]

actually, the fact that ana stays with christian even though she is aware of many f*cked up things is quite realistic. once in an abusive relationship, it is very difficult to get out of it. you realize there are many things that are just WRONG, but there's the hope that things will get better, you are already hooked up, you have a history with the person... maybe you are afraid of being alone, etc.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

And that's one of the reasons i can't feel empathy for these people. They picked them...

[@eldenemerald7962]

@@fabiomoreira1506 abuse isn't the victim's fault

[@fabiomoreira1506]

@@eldenemerald7962 it's my opinion. You don't have to like it. Seen FAR too many girls reject me for dudes far far worse, in jerkness, addictions and even one married guy.

[@kellycowley3535]

@@fabiomoreira1506 The 'they reject me for worst guys so they deserve abuse' line is the sort of thing an abuser would say. Same with the lack of empathy. (which makes me glad they rejected you.)

[@honeywasp138]

@@fabiomoreira1506 bro im. okay nice guy, how about we DONT blame victims

[@gray2578]

The fact that this is about a fictional abusive man and also thanks Gus Johnson? I don’t know if the irony aged it more like milk or wine *no hate to Amanda- I was a fan of Gus for years too, but given the new information out about him I couldn’t help but notice

[@AmelieKaren7_13]

The Gus Johnson comment aged like milk, that's for sure. Great video, as always

[@HEADSTRONGDLA]

So the place his past abuser works at is called esclava = slave in Spanish....

[@asheniza1168]

Um, wow......

[@yc0995]

And the owner is the same actress from 9 1/2 weeks which is basically the original 50 shades but better cause it was actually realistic

[@bhargavipba]

@@yc0995 and what a coincidence because the guy's name in that movie is John 'Gray'.

[@ladyvictoria820]

SUBTLETY. SUBTLETY. THERE IS NONE

[@Saezimmerman]

"Ana better run Better run Better run" I kinda want a full a version of this song...

[@helens1016]

"bachelor pad of doom" lmfao that's like the set-design inspiration for this entire film

[@batuhan_a_kocak]

He was naked multiple times in the first movie. How didn't she see his scars? How convenient and considerate of the scars to disappear when he's trying to dominate a woman and reappear when he tries to emotionally manipulate her.

[@broccoli_clara4945]

Imagine if Hollywood made a movie that represents a healthy couple with actual communication skills

[@Flappergothpunk]

Watch secretary. It portrays bdsm much better than 50 shades

[@AmandaTheJedi]

3.5k Likes (on the video) for PART 3 (Here's part 3: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3eUcn6leM-YrtU) EDIT: So that logic of this one getting less likes was completely flawed...

[@panick_9550]

great singing in the video :)

[@sethramirez7946]

Amanda the Jedi :0 I’d ask for 7k but I do like these videos tho

[@andreware2039]

You underestimate our power!

[@RainyDays2790]

ooooohhhhh we're halfway there. Ooooohhhh you dont have a prayyerrr.......im sorry lol

[@danielajani7283]

It’s been three hours and we’re more than halfway there. wow

[@SalLeeParadise]

I’d be so mad If someone sold my old car (no matter how outdated or trashy my car was) and buy me a new one! Wtf maybe I have some memories and attachments to this piece of metal aka MY property. I got so mad for her! And I don’t even drive!

[@sinbadeatinamcrib5960]

As soon as I saw this pop up on my sub list, I said "Oh no... she actually did it..." As we say here in the South - Bless your heart.

[@fredericksaxton9782]

My stomach dropped when Christian kneeled. I know it's because he's so desperate for her to stay, he decided to act submissive to gain her approval. That is unhealthy, makes me super uncomfortable, and that dude needs help.

[@mariekedeelen-dokter8547]

Not online because he is so desperate for her to stay, but also because it is the only thing he knows. He never had a healthy relationship. He was a submisive and later on a dom. Thats it. By kneeling he showed her she has power over him, he shows her how much he cares for her. For someone as controlling as he is, thats a big step. Because love is letting go, trust, support. Amanda, the wonen that made this review doesn't want too pshyo-analyse the movies, but that is what this franchise is about; a man who never had a real girlfriend because he was abused, falls in love. Too handle his abuse he chooses a verry controlling way of sex. But it is a form based on consent. He tries to get her to accept his form but little by little she gets him to accept her form. Like Christiaan said to Elena; " You teached me how too fuck Anastasia teached me how to love. And yes Christiaan does need help. That is why he hired a pshyciatrist. Christiaan dispite his accomplisment, has low selfesteem , real abandoning issues and thinks himself a monster. The pshyciatrist told Anastasia that she made more progress with Christiaan than he did in years. So please pshyco-analyse this franchise, its about Christiaan's dealing with his past ( and its about sex, a lot of it) At least it was until that 🤬 helicopter crash was entered

[@TheNicolevertone]

Don't forget that Jose never actually asked Ana if he could use her images in his show, something he knew she wouldn't be ok with. He profited on using her image against her will.

[@dudeist_priest]

"The gun was already out of her hand before he started petting her."

[@rizahawkeyepierce1380]

Ana: Let's go to the red room. Amanda: Let's not. *skips scene* This image is hilarious.

[@davidashurov5255]

The third movie is a meme-fest I was left perplexed as to how it came to fruition

[@AmandaTheJedi]

I'll be honest I'm excited.

[@soundslikefireball4499]

His mom telling elena to leave is my favorite scene

[@StarSlayyer]

We appreciate you

[@citizencalmar]

This franchise already hurt you twice, and you're still going to come back for more? You don't have to put up with this! Run, Amanda! Run!

[@XxLostFinalGirlxX]

"Yes master. I'll have the steak master." Ok this video is a year old but I still love Amandas commentary here

[@bigmen111]

I'm a security guard and there's a specific guard that they usually put on duty just to catch people that might be hanging around or looking or peeping or some crap like that do you usually call it a Wanderer you basically just walk around and look at crap and see if somebody is doing something weird so the weird employer would have got caught by at least one of The Wanderers that they had

[@naomilamont3277]

5:42 I burst into laughter. Nothing like a spontaneous acoustic solo to help process the ridiculousness of this franchise 😂😂😂

[@achair650]

Amanda morphing into an indie scene kid and warning Ana to the tune of pumped of kicks fr made my day.

[@lauraanjema7415]

I think you may be a masochist considering that this is your SECOND video on this series of horrors. If you need find a therapist or something after this, you have my whole-hearted support

[@jadenraisin9191]

Yes, she's doing good work lol

[@kendralobendro9399]

@@jadenraisin9191 A true hero!

[@katieanderson8639]

8:00 you can love them while they fix themselves but you can't fix them through love. I've been on both ends

[@owenpilkington4614]

Are we not going to talk about how good of a singer Amanda is? Cause she’s really good

[@la_gobba_di_aigor]

50 shades of gray? More like 50 shades of guilt-trapping a girl in doing something she doesn't want to.

[@chrisvineis740]

How unfortunate the Gus shoutout aged

[@fruithillfarm6113]

"HR isn't there to protect you...they're there to protect the company"...preach!

[@elsie8757]

My God, it's like the movie is BEGGING from the inside out like "Please!! Please let me be a psychological thriller instead of a romance!!! It would be SO EASY!" Ana tells Christian about meeting that weird girl in the street? It's obvious that Christian knows who she is? And then suddenly Ana starts receiving threats like her car being destroyed? And Christian's immediate response is to declare it must have been Stalker Girl and insist that Ana submit herself to his "protection"? _Obviously_ the way to go from here is for it to turn out that _Christian orchestrated the threats all along_ and merely blamed it all on Stalker Girl so that Ana would be scared enough to do whatever he says, so he would be free to control every move she makes and be justified in getting mad at her for disobeying him since, after all, he's only looking out for her safety! There's a dangerous woman out there who wants to get you, Ana! Only I can protect you, Ana! But then, like I said, it turns out that he's behind it all and in reality Stalker Girl, as Christian's mentally-broken ex-sub, wants to warn Ana that he's no good. "He ruined my life, don't get caught in his web and let him ruin yours" kind of thing. But no, EL James wants to insist against ALL THE ODDS that Christian is in fact the good guy, and everyone else really _is_ out to get Ana.

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

Dude, this is perfect.

[@nickirkland1347]

Ngl this is very good

[@courtneychappelear1142]

You need to read "The Wife Between Us" by Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkenen. It isn't this plot but I can tell you'd love it based on this comment

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

That's like... "You" season 2 lol But I'm still on board

[@ОльгаСергеева-з6х]

That would actually explain how all the stalkers in these books/movies break into wherever they want. Really cool idea.

[@AlexMR]

Oof I'm here a year later a newer fan and that Gus Johnson statement didn't age well 😂 but been loving these commentaries

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

“Helicopter crashes and sex!!” Nice.

[@jmirandakim]

OMG! Yes! HR is NOT there to protect you; it's there to protect the COMPANY!!! I wish I had known this ... oh ... about 2 decades ago!

[@patrickkelmer6290]

14:42 that confrontation was one of the worst scenes of acting I’ve ever seen in a cinema

[@AmandaTheJedi]

It was like a soap opera I loved it

[@sweetbutpsycho811]

When I read the books, I pictured it way better

[@DawnKellyMedia]

I've always been curious about the plot of these movies. This is definitely the best way to watch them.

[@sexyrat8693]

same

[@SuperTigger1999]

had a friend who was in a fucked relationship it started out good but died like 3 years in and after that they kinda stayed together for 3 more years mostly cause one party was manipulating the other one and making them feel bad about leaving so they didn't want to instead fast forward to a few months ago one of em decided to cheat and have the person they cheated with be their best friend also making them tell the partner instead of saying it themselves it was fucked and my friend group has just split into 2 cause of it now, so weird how toxic people can be

[@jhoughjr1]

not weird. It's the norm.

[@SuperTigger1999]

@@jhoughjr1 oof that makes me the big sad

[@little_cutie7619]

🎶 *Anna better run, better run, better run, better run, better run, faster than Christian* 🎶

[@kennadamitz2148]

Oof not a Gus Johnson endorsement in a video about an abusive relationship 😬

[@gammawolf3]

"Are the straights ok" the trilogy

[@tralfaz8628]

As a survivor of child sexual assault, it's so offensive for them to use this as an excuse for Grey to be an abusive asshole.

[@silentmomentum3598]

"Part 2!" Fifty Shades is tearing your soul into parts like a horcrux mang! And you're killing us with them!

[@thomasgeorge5856]

the gus johnson thing didn't age well :(

[@deidara6796]

"you can't just go out in public calling someone master" (Deidara has left the chat)

[@12Blubb12]

5:42: Wait. Amanda can actually sing? Pls, do more of that. It sounds really good.

[@redhood9603]

5:42 Duuude, you have a wonderful voice :D

[@VR0180]

YES Love it when you whip out the guitar

[@peachtea7269]

fifty shades of grey 2: electric boogaloo

[@finlockhart4572]

Every time I think about 50 Shades I just...... die a little inside at the wasted potential for a dark psychological thriller that deals with the splintering psyche of a rich cishet white dude trying to leverage the imagery and language of a community that was created as an escape from the standards of people like him in service of his abuse, realizing it's not working, and going off the deep end as he fails to sink his claws into something he wants for the first time in his life.

[@fiorefiore9910]

Fifty shades is a franchised based on torture for entertainment. Meaning that it's entertaining to torture Amanda by making her watch the whole franchise.

[@random__itch]

Should’ve asked for 10K likes, Freed is the worst one.

[@sagecolvard9644]

Well, she's got 10k likes now, so she'd have to do it anyway.

[@chloewebb5526]

My single mother was a crack addict who died when I was 15, putting me in detroit foster care, to which I ran away from and spent my youth homeless with no parents. Am I a self-absorbed and abusive person? No, because I understand what pain is and would rather try to help others from experiencing it. We are not PRODUCTS of our environment, we are merely influenced by it. It is our CHOICES that define us as people. The fact that they keep throwing that in as if it makes him abusive is ridiculous. As if rich white men would only do this of they had a impoverished and abusive childhood L M F A O

[@JailanSimon]

That guitar break 😂💕

[@rgama1173]

7:10 esclava salon? subtle you are not

[@Ostsol]

It's so contrived. The author even seems to be aware of how people should react, but forces the situations anyway. EDIT: Your reviews, though, are great. :) Thank you for suffering so we don't have to. ;)

[@jhoughjr1]

maybe they need to watch terrible writing advice

[@happyninja42]

"I'm going to watch the last one because I'm sort of invested " *dead glare at the camera* "But I would STILL like my likes PLEASE!" xD That mad me laugh, even chuckling while writing this. I'm sorry for your pain, but it is fun to watch.

[@songriver1232]

The number of woman I know that defend this movie and books. Is just amazingly sad

[@Necromancer0225]

15:59 i wish because i feel like all the good ones never end and by never end i mean the authors abandon it for some reason

[@MrPoshyJoshy]

Thanks for the 50 shades memories, even though they weren’t so great

[@manuelamontoyaparra4723]

"I didn't ask for enough likes" - Amanda

[@elisabetrouge]

"Christian Grey bachelor pad of doom" 😂😂😂

[@wendynerd1199]

Have you read the recaps by Jenny Trout and the Snark Squad? They're amazing. This is the shit that makes you go "Actually not a better love story than Twilight."

[@AmandaTheJedi]

I haven't! I'll check it out. And yeah, 100% not a better love story than the thing it started from

[@wendynerd1199]

@@AmandaTheJedi Jenny Trout goes into a full mental breakdown by the third book. She literally tried, and could not make it through "Grey" because of how fucking toxic and misogynistic it was.

[@angelajohnsonkeys4199]

❤ Jenny Trout!

[@mindfreak0525]

" he called me Chris not Christian" 😆😆😆

[@1997residente]

This movie is like getting ass raped by Katana's sword from Suicide Squad because It's painful in ways you don't want to think and it steals a part of your soul-Jeremy Jahns

[@Shelbzz]

Sooo the director is married to Aaron Taylor-Johnson. The age difference between the two isn’t a big deal, it’s when they met that is… 😂

[@idontwanna8610]

DAAAAAYUUUUM. YOU SLAYIN ON THAT GUITAR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@Riiseli]

Umberto Eco has a short story about this progression of stages as it pertains to somewhat healthy relationships. His point was that when the relationship goes stagnant in order to have something else to talk about there's first an engagement and marriage and then children. Of course not quite the same thing as the controlling behaviors that are par for the course in an abusive relationship, but mentioning this progression here just reminded me of said story.

[@chefigari5930]

Can we please point out that Mrs. Robinson´s hair salon it´s called "Esclava" -that means slave- *dying*

[@kimwoodbury3885]

The only time owning people is ok is when they're being adopted by their cats and/or dogs. Cat owns human and the house, human pays the mortgage. It's kitty law 😻💖

[@PremiumCheeses]

You are a true trooper (stormtrooper?) for doing this again, this channel is quite underrated.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

Are you calling her a bad shot???? How dare you? XD

[@StuartBoffin1]

i can still see that couch in the backround :(

[@MWinteryRoad]

I dated a woman with whom these movies were a huge point of contention. I nearly was made to feel insecure by a wife/girlfriend beating millionaire...who wouldn't right!? Wish i had known you were out here then. Love your opinions/mentality!

[@angelinacurtis2129]

I just found your channel and these videos are giving me life

[@Monicalia]

I remember watching this movie online, cause I was bored as hell, and I decided to watch it as a horror movie. I was genuinely uncomfortable and scared. If I had anyone like Grey in my life, I would emigrate to another continent ti run away from this dude.