Fifty Shades FREED is DUMB - Ice Cream is Canceled (Rant Part 3)

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Amanda the Jedi

Amanda the Jedi

Күн бұрын

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@Maerahn
@Maerahn 4 жыл бұрын
"Christian's finally okay with being a dad..." I'M NOT OKAY WITH HIM BEING A DAD! I mean, really - is ANYONE here okay with him being a dad?
@reynhacoezy5510
@reynhacoezy5510 4 жыл бұрын
No .
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 4 жыл бұрын
My only experience with this series is through Amanda, but as someone else who has OCPD (I'm sure Christian does) but doesn't go as far to make my decisions someone else's I do NOT think he should be. I will do my damn best for my future children to understand perfection isn't everything and to not impose my standards on them. That child will be so fucked up.
@shannonfick788
@shannonfick788 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously though!! He has years of abuse that he really has not worked through. His only change is that he's gotten better at telling Ana what she wants to hear...
@songriver1232
@songriver1232 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god no
@blackhairbitch6972
@blackhairbitch6972 4 жыл бұрын
No. I feel bad for that kid
@pikachusprostateexam7962
@pikachusprostateexam7962 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda should just write her own fan fiction, where she spends the whole story yelling, lecturing, and pleading with both main characters to get psychological help.
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah! I'd read the hell out of it.
@saito1001
@saito1001 4 жыл бұрын
Make it an official book, and I'll be paying for that
@erikw4051
@erikw4051 4 жыл бұрын
"Fifty Shades - Told by their therapist, Amanda"
@taradreams3
@taradreams3 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The 50 shades fanfic entitled "Christian gets therapy and becomes a healthy human being who doesn't need to control others to feel happy."
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 4 жыл бұрын
@@taradreams3 mate Christian is getting therapy through all 3 books and it ain't doing shit.
@Pinkles666
@Pinkles666 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty shades of grey is about as sexy as a gynecological exam. It’s ridiculous, an insult to the BDSM community and I hate it all.
@shannonfairywalker2466
@shannonfairywalker2466 4 жыл бұрын
fucking fr
@mrnonsense1031
@mrnonsense1031 4 жыл бұрын
Gynecological exams are sexier, because at least healthy vaginas are less creepy.
@patrickrobie1592
@patrickrobie1592 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@KateCantDraw
@KateCantDraw 3 ай бұрын
Sexy is a stretch, it's smutty
@sagecolvard9644
@sagecolvard9644 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: in the scenes where you can see Christian's pubes, they are actually CGI pubes added in post to cover up the seam of the skin-colored underwear he was wearing. This means someone had to CGI pubes onto Jamie Dornan. Also, José is still there because in the fanfiction he's Jacob, and you can't just write him out of the fic, or Team Jacob would riot.
@vocaloidhuh4581
@vocaloidhuh4581 4 жыл бұрын
That poor animator
@herlastvoyage
@herlastvoyage 4 жыл бұрын
CGI pubes? Why is that a thing? Clearly, civilization is on the decline.
@taradreams3
@taradreams3 4 жыл бұрын
"So what do you do?" "Oh, I do CGI for hollywood films." "Wow, that's amazing! Have I seen any of your work?" ".............."
@risingmoon56
@risingmoon56 4 жыл бұрын
@@taradreams3 "Oh you know, just Christians pubes on Fifty Shades Freed. Some of my best work those pubes looked legit!"
@bookraccoon
@bookraccoon 4 жыл бұрын
I can't deal with these movies 😂
@priboltao
@priboltao 4 жыл бұрын
Meyer: Edward hates Bella's baby at first because she might literally die if she gives birth. James: What would be the similar to that? Oh, I know! Christian hates the baby cause he... doesn't wanna share Ana. Yes. Exactly the same. How did she manage to make this regular dude so much worse than a literal vampire, I will never really get that.
@athenajaxon2397
@athenajaxon2397 4 жыл бұрын
For real
@glowinthedarkspider3118
@glowinthedarkspider3118 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I dont like twilight, but fifty shades of grey is just so much worse
@Riiseli
@Riiseli 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched the first one for some reason. However hearing this about Bombay Sapphire may mean my mom is not getting her traditional Christmas present from me this year.
@mariellaguingab1665
@mariellaguingab1665 4 жыл бұрын
This 666 likes is perfect i dont wanna mess it up
@HAPPILYANTALIE
@HAPPILYANTALIE 4 жыл бұрын
At least with twilight both Bella and Edward were somewhat equally obsessed with each other.
@Devki24
@Devki24 4 жыл бұрын
Edward had a Volvo. C’mon. It’s for the stalker that wants to be a little safer on the road.
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah no idea how I messed that up aha!
@Sana-jb5zu
@Sana-jb5zu 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that I was looking for this comment
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sana-jb5zu I hate that I messed that up. I always thought it was such an ugly volvo
@nothankyouthanksforasking
@nothankyouthanksforasking 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sana-jb5zu Same 😂
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
Real Nice Guys Drive A Volvo. Hear It Purr.™
@minez5628
@minez5628 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Grey's son. Or worst, imagine being his daughter. Oh, boy, he would track those kids down 24/7. Worst than controlling boyfriend is a controlling parent, you can't escape.
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 3 жыл бұрын
It's bad enough being stuck with a controlling abusive husband but from personal experience it's just as bad being stuck with a controlling abusive father
@shalakaj523
@shalakaj523 3 жыл бұрын
"dad im going for a drink at xyz place" "sure, why didnt you take previous left then. you're lying"
@leaiplaya0189
@leaiplaya0189 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being his daughter AND looking like the mother
@agroves76
@agroves76 3 жыл бұрын
@@leaiplaya0189 Ugh. He's soooooo creepy.
@TessaYoung33
@TessaYoung33 3 ай бұрын
Truth sadly
@maryannann8480
@maryannann8480 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that her boss who was stalking her and wanted to have sex with her in the beginning is seen as a stalker and someone who needs to be jailed, but Christian isn’t, even though he was stalking her all the time and wanted to have sex with her 😂
@pauliedoodle1939
@pauliedoodle1939 4 жыл бұрын
MaryAnn Ann Yeah but her boss wasn’t rich. Apparently it’s not okay for poor people to stalk women. 😂 This movie series is so trashy and offensive in so many ways.
@ME.S.E
@ME.S.E 4 жыл бұрын
@@pauliedoodle1939 Tell this hardcore fans and they'll bash you for saying that. xD
@pauliedoodle1939
@pauliedoodle1939 4 жыл бұрын
Uncreative Lol I often pick fights for entertainment with 50 Shades Stans. They are too easy to annoy, it’s highly entertaining. 😁
@ME.S.E
@ME.S.E 4 жыл бұрын
@@pauliedoodle1939 😂😂
@user-ny1wo1vp9r
@user-ny1wo1vp9r 4 жыл бұрын
I hate Fifty shades as much as the next person, but that's not the same. As fucked up as it is, Ana wanted to have sex with Christian as well, while she didn't with her boss.
@MrDarthT
@MrDarthT 4 жыл бұрын
That's not the CGI demon baby. That is the, surprisingly worse, animatronic DEVIL baby.
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 жыл бұрын
Is it the antichrist to baby Yoda? (I assume it's an animatronic based off the movement and texture.)
@fleacythesheepgirl
@fleacythesheepgirl 4 жыл бұрын
Lately I keep seeing people post pictures of their babies with filters on them and they look like the twilight baby.
@stevegeorge6880
@stevegeorge6880 4 жыл бұрын
The CGI demon baby was the friends we made along the way.
@kyriss12
@kyriss12 4 жыл бұрын
At least they didn’t just go out and buy a child’s doll like in American Sniper. Seriously you can see him moving it’s arm with thump while he’s holding it.
@daniboy4153
@daniboy4153 4 жыл бұрын
Christian Grey is Satan and he chose Ana to be the mother of his devil child
@purple_kathryn
@purple_kathryn 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty shades of red flags am i right? Eh eh? Thats already been done hasn't it?
@AstridMartin666
@AstridMartin666 4 жыл бұрын
Nine and a half weeks
@weirdweebwanja6813
@weirdweebwanja6813 4 жыл бұрын
It's the wrong chanell😂 look at Alex Mayers
@BeutifulBeholder
@BeutifulBeholder 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ZakanaHachihaCBC
@ZakanaHachihaCBC 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty Flags of Red
@FlyingTeaRex
@FlyingTeaRex 4 жыл бұрын
It’s time for the Red Flag-parade 🚩🚩 🚩📣🥁🎷🚩🚩🚩
@nanahuatli2144
@nanahuatli2144 4 жыл бұрын
The movie seemingly leaves out my favorite part of the ending, which is when Ana and Grey are having sex and the baby moves and they're like "seems she likes sex already" and this is somehow not horrible in every conceivable (HA) way.
@niamarieliseia6103
@niamarieliseia6103 4 жыл бұрын
Did that really happen?
@nanahuatli2144
@nanahuatli2144 4 жыл бұрын
@@niamarieliseia6103 Well, my source is Jenny Trout, I haven't read the book myself, but at least it's there in the quote.
@leannes8745
@leannes8745 4 жыл бұрын
Niamari Eliseia yes that line is in the book.
@niamarieliseia6103
@niamarieliseia6103 4 жыл бұрын
@@leannes8745 but but but... Why
@leannes8745
@leannes8745 4 жыл бұрын
Niamari Eliseia I don’t know,it’s a while since I read the books 😂
@elderflower2133
@elderflower2133 4 жыл бұрын
Major respect for u Amanda, because now I don't have to watch this accursed movie.
@pinkvanillakitten
@pinkvanillakitten 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't have to watch any lol
@Bane_Amesta
@Bane_Amesta 4 жыл бұрын
She´s sacrificing herself to save all of us
@vanillacoffeeaddict
@vanillacoffeeaddict 4 жыл бұрын
same and i love your profile pic btw
@elderflower2133
@elderflower2133 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanillacoffeeaddict thank you darling
@tatiannakubik8336
@tatiannakubik8336 4 жыл бұрын
Haha you should also check out Alex Meyers
@fiorefiore9910
@fiorefiore9910 4 жыл бұрын
The "I don't want us to have kids because I don't want to share you" part reminded me of one of my favorite movies ever: Waitress. In that movie the husband of the protagonist says the exact same thing... ... by the way, The only difference between 50 Shades and Waitress is that Waitress is about a woman who is trapped in an abusive relationship trying to find a way to leave her husband and live life on her own.
@Gelime_
@Gelime_ 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same!
@mikirin3349
@mikirin3349 4 жыл бұрын
i loved the musical
@lynettejohnson6322
@lynettejohnson6322 4 жыл бұрын
I love waitress so much
@TehMomo_
@TehMomo_ 4 жыл бұрын
@Elise Schureck with Keri Russell.
@lilaboxx
@lilaboxx 4 жыл бұрын
@Elise Schureck I'm not quite there yet, my musical obsession is currently just a little in the background 😂😂
@silentmomentum3598
@silentmomentum3598 4 жыл бұрын
*Finally finishes the Fifty Shades videos.* Subscribers: Did you do it? Amanda: Yes. Subscribers: What did it cost? Amanda: Everything.
@deathmetalelitist666
@deathmetalelitist666 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
Amandanos.
@elizabethstanwood2848
@elizabethstanwood2848 4 жыл бұрын
The judge looked familiar, so I looked her up... shes an acting teacher at my university. Now I want to know how she got pulled into this.
@juliavalencaschoen2234
@juliavalencaschoen2234 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@queensaharaice7376
@queensaharaice7376 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yo, you cant leave us hanging like this! We demand updates!!!
@ET31171
@ET31171 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanna know now
@Ghostie-Tempura
@Ghostie-Tempura 4 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuuh.
@ashibooh
@ashibooh 4 жыл бұрын
I need to know now, too!!
@qvaken8142
@qvaken8142 4 жыл бұрын
Thing about abusive men is that *of course* you can capture snapshots here and there of them being on their best behaviour. Appearing to be the best dad, the best husband, the best friend, the best worker or boss etc. And the targets of abuse tend not to be wallflowers, they tend to stand up for themselves over and over and over again throughout the relationship, in both overt and covert ways. And abusers always whine about how they only commit abuse because of their past hardships - to them, their own feelings matter so much more than the feelings of their targets. Odds are, this "happy ending" is really just the beginning of how bad Christian's abuse will get towards Ana and their children.
@Wormwoodification
@Wormwoodification 4 жыл бұрын
I think that applies to any abuser, of any gender.
@healtyme2194
@healtyme2194 4 жыл бұрын
FYI there is a psychiatric that alerts us to not watch it cause how does not make sense and unhealthy that relationships are. in the movie, it makes the audience felt like a live goal love story that actually, it does not gonna work in reality. even if it happens in reality, it would not gonna work that smooth, easy and lovely as same as in the movie. it was called a framing method
@Heycoolname123
@Heycoolname123 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think the “good moments” are called Honeymoon Phases
@FunSizeSpamberguesa
@FunSizeSpamberguesa 4 жыл бұрын
The worst part about those good-moment snapshots IRL is that they can make you stop and go, "Well, he wasn't ALWAYS an asshole" and stick in a relationship you really should get out of.
@jadehalliday6636
@jadehalliday6636 4 жыл бұрын
@@Heycoolname123 or the sweet moments in the sweet / mean cycle 😔
@mahogara
@mahogara 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an avid fanfictions reader and there are so many amazing, brilliantly written stories with great characters building and storylines and yet fanfictions like Twilight and 50 shades were picked up to be published? It's like mainstream publishers deliberately try to find the bad ones to keep maintaining the stigmas that fanfictions are trashy and basically a self insert amateur pornographies.
@mahogara
@mahogara 4 жыл бұрын
@J R I won't disagree with that. I guess I'm just really good at avoiding them now that I've been reading fanfictions for years, so you can see the signs whether the story is going to be a train wreck (I mean there are only so many different ways you could write a self insert story and after a while, you find out the patterns). Hahhh when i stumbled upon the world of fan fictions at first, I didn't know any better....​Oh the horror.
@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181
@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 4 жыл бұрын
I thought twilight was an original property
@mahogara
@mahogara 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 twilight was a Harry Potter fanfiction. Then it got 'discovered' and published. 50 shades was twilight fan fiction
@purplekitkatemily
@purplekitkatemily 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahogara ? Its not even similar to HP.
@mahogara
@mahogara 4 жыл бұрын
@@purplekitkatemily I don't have all the facts since I am not very familiar with twilight. But according to some fans, twilight started out as an AU (alternative Universes) fan fiction of Harry Potter. OK I just did a quick Google search and couldn't find any proofs. So I may be wrong. Sorry about that. Maybe the rumours started because the writing reminded critics of Internet fanfictions and the books were compared to Harry Potter for some reasons.
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT EDWARD DRIVES A VOLVO Here we are, the end... For now... 10 THOUSANDish likes and I take a look at the Fanfiction this ALL started from.
@phunguyenquang1342
@phunguyenquang1342 4 жыл бұрын
GAME ON!
@unouni2548
@unouni2548 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you doing this to yourself?! 😂
@stevegeorge6880
@stevegeorge6880 4 жыл бұрын
You do realize that we as fans have this sadistic need to punish you as part of our attraction to your work, right? My God, this review is at least meta squared.
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
@@unouni2548 All the movies have been delayed and reading is theoretically good for you
@Pete...NoNotThatOne
@Pete...NoNotThatOne 4 жыл бұрын
I clicked like because I’m bored and I really want to see you read the fan fiction. Read it Amanda. READ IT!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
@PulseworkBlack
@PulseworkBlack 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I don't like videos for goals Amanda: I'll read this trash if you like it Me: ....+1 Like
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
Hero
@InDeathWeReturn
@InDeathWeReturn 4 жыл бұрын
Or villain
@Ashbobsjunior
@Ashbobsjunior 4 жыл бұрын
I'm doing my part :thumbs_up:
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ashbobsjunior Same here.
@toonezon4836
@toonezon4836 4 жыл бұрын
For shame! (Yeah, um, I actually did the same)
@PaigeSinclaire
@PaigeSinclaire 4 жыл бұрын
no no Edward drove a silver VOLVO, cause i remember seeing the commercials lol
@AmandaTheJedi
@AmandaTheJedi 4 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE RIGHT! I MESSED UP
@PaigeSinclaire
@PaigeSinclaire 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda the Jedi Lol
@JustCallMeMeghan
@JustCallMeMeghan 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all better destroy that thumbs up, so I can listen to the original fanfiction. Lol.
@reynhacoezy5510
@reynhacoezy5510 4 жыл бұрын
Oh she will need to pray .
@emohlays7310
@emohlays7310 4 жыл бұрын
Gata Andersen I WHEEZED SUCH A GREAT COMMENT
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. You have a lovely singing voice. I actually dated a guy who told me point blank he was jealous of my 3yo son because I would always love him more. That relationship did NOT work out. My relationship with my, now 15yo, son is great however.
@wyntertheicewyvern6226
@wyntertheicewyvern6226 4 жыл бұрын
I know someone who wants to have children with his girlfriend, but he doesn't want a son, because he doesn't want any other male to have her attention. This girl is far from a decent girl, but the fact that he'd be jealous of his own son is pathetic. People being jealous of their SOs children, especially if it's a child they had together, is not healthy. I'm glad to hear things are good between you and your son.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being jealous of a CHILD who loves their parent platonically. I-
@phisograph
@phisograph 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting really, but that last line... sweet home Alabama Sorry, had to be done
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, isn't that how it's supposed to work? you and your significant other end up having a child which both of you love MORE cuz it's the child both of you put into the world... or if it's adoption-related, you know there's a child to love and care for as well so you'll have second priority in the overall relationship. Or am I just crazy?
@ptupper72
@ptupper72 4 жыл бұрын
Freed is a disaster because you could tell that EL James was just coming up with contrived crisis after contrived crisis, none of which matter, to keep the story going and distract people from the fact that the central relationship makes no sense.
@athenarocks7657
@athenarocks7657 3 жыл бұрын
Writing a romance series after characters get married is hard enough (because an audience sees that as the natural conclusion to the story) and it really doesn’t help that James is a terrible writer.
@elfodelputoinfierno
@elfodelputoinfierno 4 жыл бұрын
I just get sad for the actors. Imagine licking that ice-cream?
@nikitasfantasies6658
@nikitasfantasies6658 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God I've never thought of that NO
@onelovelylilidiot4959
@onelovelylilidiot4959 4 жыл бұрын
Worse yet that scene most likely had multiple takes
@solocomics1820
@solocomics1820 4 жыл бұрын
Mmm.... nothing sexy about licking ice cream from someone's chest hair... yay.
@pranamikaverma
@pranamikaverma 4 жыл бұрын
So cute amirite
@dreamybombstudios724
@dreamybombstudios724 4 жыл бұрын
I'd be throwing up lol
@Psychoclaw
@Psychoclaw 4 жыл бұрын
PER-GE-NENT Oh no. That's how my brain's gonna make me say that from now on, dammit.
@kortmann9
@kortmann9 4 жыл бұрын
PREGANTE
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
How is babby formed?
@reynhacoezy5510
@reynhacoezy5510 4 жыл бұрын
PREGANTE ?
@MickZarco
@MickZarco 4 жыл бұрын
Am I Pregonante?
@LadyArsenica1
@LadyArsenica1 4 жыл бұрын
Pergananant?
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 4 жыл бұрын
"If I had stayed in the system, who knows how bad I would've turned out?" Hi. Former foster kid here. Yeah, um, I know the system is bad but *it doesn't excuse the behaviors you choose to do.* Jfc, and I thought I was the bad guy. *Smokes blunt*
@mera4309
@mera4309 4 жыл бұрын
I know right. You don't become obsessed with something that brings you pain. You run away from it.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 жыл бұрын
**hits blunts with you** man I’m proud of you. Too many folks use their hardships as excuses to be assholes. You? You went thru one of the hardest things I think a human can endure and you have the self awareness to be a good person. Hats off to you, mate. **passes blunt back**
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 4 жыл бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access *hits blunt again* oh no no no trust me, I've done my fair share of bad shit. But I'm aware of it and I wanna change from it so I can be better.
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 2 жыл бұрын
@@XDDCCOUUTT this has to be a joke
@XDDCCOUUTT
@XDDCCOUUTT 2 жыл бұрын
@@dlobelow760 It is
@rosegilliland220
@rosegilliland220 4 жыл бұрын
Possibly, I'm just thinking about this because of our current situation. When he fingers her in the elevator, did he wash his hands afterwards? Cause all I can imagine now is chris shaking hands with customers and playing a game on his phone with those hands. Eh. Chris is a slippery dude.
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 4 жыл бұрын
"Harold, why does this Elevator smell like Fish?"
@ConniJo
@ConniJo 4 жыл бұрын
And just think where his fingers have been BEFORE doing that to her.... That's just unhygienic.... Luckily, nowadays we all carry gallons of handsanitiser with us 😅
@damatan1na
@damatan1na 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand how much these movies romanticize abusive relationships
@vivianl.1922
@vivianl.1922 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me why Christian being mad of an unborn baby is exactly like when the husband in Waitress is jealous of Jenna’s unborn baby except the Waitress doesn’t romanticize abuse and Jenna leaves her husband because abuse is a no no
@MegaGeNeRaLEE
@MegaGeNeRaLEE 4 жыл бұрын
The second of shear panic when you didn’t know if there was a 4th one. I felt that.
@panick_9550
@panick_9550 4 жыл бұрын
Okay can we seriously talk about Amanda's singing i love it like seriously 💙💙💜💜💚💚❤❤
@mwasoob
@mwasoob 4 жыл бұрын
PanicK Productions ikr? i love it sm 🤍
@theinfantmetroid
@theinfantmetroid 4 жыл бұрын
I'm getting The Dom vibes from all that "Okay so THIS MANY likes and I'll do it"
@JohnBainbridge0
@JohnBainbridge0 4 жыл бұрын
TL;DR: Never trust a man in an Audi.
@kyriss12
@kyriss12 4 жыл бұрын
In Audi is a doctor or lawers car. Someone with fuck you money would drive a Ferrari or Rolls Royce.
@benjaminshamel9383
@benjaminshamel9383 4 жыл бұрын
The video game 'Outlast' taught me that ;-)
@frida3578
@frida3578 4 жыл бұрын
As an Audi driver I'm deeply offended. You're also not wrong
@Jack-zp3cx
@Jack-zp3cx 4 жыл бұрын
Lol one of my teachers is driving an audi
@cynderhazelworth4467
@cynderhazelworth4467 3 жыл бұрын
Tony stark drives an audi
@theravensdahlia
@theravensdahlia 4 жыл бұрын
12:45 THANK YOU!!! I swear no one ever talks about how this guy literally gets jealous of an unborn BABY. Its literally one of the aspects of his character that pissed me off more than anything and actually made me see red
@TheGoosebumpsGirl
@TheGoosebumpsGirl 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve read a lot of fanfiction in my life, and you can definitely tell this series started off as a fanfiction. Some fanfics turn out really well, this doesn’t seem to have been one of them
@Skip_a_Doodle
@Skip_a_Doodle 4 жыл бұрын
i'm ashamed to say that i have seen all three of these movies. i know how you feel Amanda. you're strong. i hope the force was with you when you watched these.....moviesssss
@freshgreenjello6431
@freshgreenjello6431 4 жыл бұрын
Same dude...I don't think there was enough booze in my cupboard for the crap I watched...
@andreware2039
@andreware2039 4 жыл бұрын
You are also strong for sharing your experience 😔
@VikingHorseCreations
@VikingHorseCreations 4 жыл бұрын
I had to. I have a friend who loves the books. 😑
@mera4309
@mera4309 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me you couldn't sleep without having those scenes being replayed in your mind.
@pixelapocrypha
@pixelapocrypha 4 жыл бұрын
Christian: Doesn't want kids. Me: Oh, because he's worried that because of his abusive childhood and unresolved trauma he would make a poor father and this movie could be about him recovering from his trauma and being a better person? Christian: DoEsNt WaNt To ShArE
@samuelbrown3405
@samuelbrown3405 4 жыл бұрын
"...Caaaaause...Anna's got a guuuuun!" Goddamn, I laughed way too hard at that. Well done, Amanda. Well done.
@andreacaininstinct
@andreacaininstinct 4 жыл бұрын
5:04 Is that Tyler Hoechlin??? Maybe Superman can save Anna in the next movie: Fifty Shades of Regret
@masonakamara7556
@masonakamara7556 4 жыл бұрын
Why was Derek there he deserves better than this
@forgetmenot277
@forgetmenot277 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god why was I so convinced that that was Tom Ellis you are absolutely right
@esmeraldaloschuetz9120
@esmeraldaloschuetz9120 4 жыл бұрын
You have really good singing voice, btw. Like, seriously.
@Kirsten4260
@Kirsten4260 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s to you mrs Robinson~~ I love how she says it 😍😍
@ConniJo
@ConniJo 4 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll sooo far to find a comment about this! I really like your singing voice too, and I kinda have to admit that I have a thing for guitars.... And their players... 🤭🤭🤭
@emmao6578
@emmao6578 3 жыл бұрын
@@ConniJo I don't really have a thing for guitars/players but a good voice definitely increases attraction x100 😍😅
@alinai5736
@alinai5736 4 жыл бұрын
Ice cream ruined even in isolation 😭
@billdestroyerofworlds
@billdestroyerofworlds 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, if it makes you feel better... I once was engaged to a girl who actually LIKED the first Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Suffice it to say we are no longer together.
@billdestroyerofworlds
@billdestroyerofworlds 4 жыл бұрын
@J R Nope.
@Moogle96
@Moogle96 4 жыл бұрын
Good for you I hope you meet a better person
@ronstoppable5659
@ronstoppable5659 4 жыл бұрын
Twilight may be really bad but at least it gave us Decode, 50 Shades on the other hand has no redeeming factors whatsoever
@whatthehellisthis
@whatthehellisthis 4 жыл бұрын
i’ll admit that i liked a couple of songs from the soundrack...
@ronstoppable5659
@ronstoppable5659 4 жыл бұрын
@Nive Is Unicorn Fluff There were a few decent songs from the 50 Shades soundtrack, but none of them were good enough to make it count as a redeeming factor of the movie, unlike Twilight with Decode (I love Leave Out All The Rest and Supermassive Black Hole but they were already released way before Twilight came out, so I don’t count them as soundtrack songs)
@panicatthefallout7710
@panicatthefallout7710 4 жыл бұрын
The Twilight soundtrack was actually pretty good.
@ronstoppable5659
@ronstoppable5659 4 жыл бұрын
@Panic at the Fall Out It was But like I said a lot of the songs on there were already released on their respective albums way before Twilight came out, so I don’t consider them soundtrack songs
@kortmann9
@kortmann9 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate Twilight... but Decode was a good song. Paramore gave us a blessing out of a curse.
@tonguitarra
@tonguitarra 4 жыл бұрын
i love the "anna has a gun" part
@Phengophobia
@Phengophobia 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the fact I remember this. But Edward had a Volvo. :D:D:D (Love your videos, Amanda, and I appreciate the sacrifice!)
@pixiedust1999
@pixiedust1999 4 жыл бұрын
You and the Dom (Dominic) make me laugh while giving a great meaning to how relationships should be not that toxicity and abuse
@princessadrigirl6774
@princessadrigirl6774 4 жыл бұрын
My husband and I just watched these movies because we’ve both been quarantining at home for the last 2 months, bored & scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. He laughed at your videos on 50 Shades so hard 😂
@drrabbit6600
@drrabbit6600 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god I just got it! they're both predators: Edward preys on humans and drinks their blood and Chrissy is a creep who abuses vulnerable women
@michellededwards
@michellededwards Жыл бұрын
3:19 3:45 7:18 "I don't know, its dumb"🤣🤣🤣 13:01 Mrs. Robinson song 🤣🤣🤣HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 Жыл бұрын
13:01 DAMN Amanda, you've got pipes! Seriously, you should do random musical numbers more often, that was great! Also, this video made me weirdly understand Christian a little better, when you said he wanted to go to the red room because he felt like he was losing control and needed to go somewhere he had control, because that is why I play video games, to feel like I have control over something! But here's the thing: I play video games, I don't abuse real human beings. There are healthier outlets for a need for control than abuse, people, I speak from experience.
@bigskypioneer1898
@bigskypioneer1898 4 жыл бұрын
#1 Nice singing voice #2 I almost peed my pants when you did the Mrs. Robinson bit because I was laughing so hard #3 Really enjoyed your take on the series. Now I don't have feel left out because I haven't watched the movies or read the books. So essentially - thanks for taking one for the team, so to speak.
@lorynnicole6538
@lorynnicole6538 4 жыл бұрын
You're single-handedley getting me through isolation. Bless you 🙏
@bluelol4843
@bluelol4843 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, Amanda is actually a really good singer.
@leonielovemusic
@leonielovemusic 4 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY thought the same! 😂
@unterdessen8822
@unterdessen8822 4 жыл бұрын
"Owdi" is the correct pronunciation for Audi. It's a Latin word, meaning "Listen!", essentially a translation of the manufacturer's German surname "Horch".
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 4 жыл бұрын
I am impressed. Not many People know the Story behind that. :)
@unterdessen8822
@unterdessen8822 4 жыл бұрын
@@johannesseyfried7933 My Latin teacher said, this was a valid reason to learn Latin: So we could properly rename our family businesses after WW3...
@mikeoxsmal8022
@mikeoxsmal8022 4 жыл бұрын
@@unterdessen8822 like a true war criminal
@carlamitce443
@carlamitce443 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda has *WAY* too much time during quarantine and I‘m HERE for it!
@andrealabonair3519
@andrealabonair3519 4 жыл бұрын
Me, watching this tipsy while eating Ice Cream. NOOOOO, ICE CREAM! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO YOU!
@theressmthinthestatic
@theressmthinthestatic 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t read twilight in 4 years but it was a Volvo Edward had. He joked about getting an Audi for Bella. I wish I could erase this knowledge from my brain. I actually kinda like twilight but I Do Not Need to know every single meme.
@jeffmcarthur5617
@jeffmcarthur5617 4 жыл бұрын
One thing I like that you pointed out (and it might have been in one of the earlier videos) is how much this played to middle-aged women. This book and movie really brought out that issue that was prevalent with women of my generation, and it's both sad and disappointing. I had been pointing out for many years that there seemed to be a major problem with girls and women making self-destructive decisions in romance. Hell, it was difficult for a guy to even get noticed if he wasn't being a douche. I know this is sort of something that's often been pointed out with cliches of "nice guys finish last" or "ladies like bad boys," but it really seemed particularly extreme in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. I was called bitter and even sexist over and over again for pointing this out. But when this "50 Shades" series came out, and we saw SOOOO many women of my generation swoon over it, but the younger women and girls didn't so much, it really showed that it was a generational thing. The numbers don't lie, and women of my generation were the ones calling this abusive behavior "romantic," the very thing I had been trying to point out for so long. Now, after thinking about it a lot, I think it has to do with the fact that we were raised by the Baby Boomers; a generation that was itself transitioning from tradition to progressive, and women of my generation got mixed messages which led to a sort of identity crisis; causing a very large number of them to turn to abusive men and thinking anything else was "boring." I don't know specifically what it was, but it would be interesting for a sociologist to study.
@Eris_Norregard
@Eris_Norregard 4 жыл бұрын
It seems to me you made quite a good study by yourself. You actually pointed out some interesting parts, and I agree that it's probably a generational thing. I'm in my early twenties and I haven't met a single person of my age, female or male, that thought the story was romantic. Every person I spoke to (and it was a lot of people, trust me) was exactly as horrified as we were.
@jeffmcarthur5617
@jeffmcarthur5617 4 жыл бұрын
@@Eris_Norregard You don't know how glad I am to hear that. Seriously, it's an incredible relief.
@usercanalviejo2
@usercanalviejo2 3 жыл бұрын
I agree that it's a generational thing. I see so many middle aged women married to men who are douchebags and treat them poorly and the saddest part is that they have endured the abuse for years or decades, too afraid to leave their abusers for good
@kellseydawn4402
@kellseydawn4402 4 жыл бұрын
my (ex)friend made me watch shades with her, saying "this is what she wants in a relationship." i straight up told her "oh so this is why you were in a abusive relationship for 3 years" she locked herself in the bathroom, crying. she didnt know that her relation was abusive behavior.
@gobalbucs
@gobalbucs 4 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing (and really sad) how trauma can completely warp your perception of things, huh?
@versus6731
@versus6731 4 жыл бұрын
It feels like this film really tried to sell us the idea that there are "good" abusers and bad abusers
@Travelling_with_my_dog
@Travelling_with_my_dog 4 жыл бұрын
"they realized they were being stalked...by a Dodge." one of the scariest tropes of all
@gigiz1613
@gigiz1613 4 ай бұрын
Amanda’s outrage at 9:15 about the pubes made me laugh so fucking hard bro. I had to replay it so much 😭😂
@JoshRazauskas
@JoshRazauskas 4 жыл бұрын
Words I can’t find them. Thanks for finding a way to make all of this entertaining Amanda and grade on the Mrs. Robinson singing as well! 🙌🏻👊🏻
@Addy_boy_ab
@Addy_boy_ab 3 жыл бұрын
@13:00 I love the guitar & singing!! 👌🏻 👏🏻
@alex_ze_awsumyt5484
@alex_ze_awsumyt5484 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda's singing and guitar playing is legit though, not gonna lie.
@LivvyBooks
@LivvyBooks 4 жыл бұрын
lol at 5:05 that guy Ana is interviewing? He plays the main werewolf in the tv show Teen Wolf. His character is named Derek. Suits pretty well for a movie that ripped off Twilight fanfiction to have an actor who played a werewolf.
@6vitamin
@6vitamin 4 жыл бұрын
RE: Gin: So while both gins while go well with Lime, and most gin has flowery notes, Hendrick’s is specifically Cucumber and Rose, therefore Southsides and Romeo & Juliet’s taste better with Hendrick’s. (Cucumber in Southside and Rose Water in R&J’s.) Bombay is Juniper, and botanical in general, with hints of citrus, hence the Lime request, I assume. Bombay is my preferrence for Gin and Tonic’s, it’s widely available, inexpensive, and Tonic (with quinine) pairs well with the flowery, botanical notes of Bombay. Also, Tanqeray was surveyed to be the best Gin for Negroni’s. This magazine questioned a bunch of drinkers and top cocktail bar bartenders. It might’ve been Tanqueray No. 10. But still, its flowery notes overpower the herb/spice and bring out the flowery notes in the Canpari.
@Liolia22
@Liolia22 4 жыл бұрын
This was a strange and exhausting trip. I couldn’t even get past the first 30 minutes of the first movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, Amanda. ✊🏼
@JasmineFelicia19
@JasmineFelicia19 2 жыл бұрын
I'm super late to the game here. Just wanted to say thanks for the "Mrs. Robinson" cover in the middle. 😂
@gabby3036
@gabby3036 10 ай бұрын
Amanda saying she had Emergen-C ready to blend into her drinks if they didn't come out good genuinely made me laugh way too hard. I dunno if it was just the delivery or if I just wasn't expecting it but that had me going so hard - I actually laughed out loud.
@me2143658709
@me2143658709 4 жыл бұрын
I have subscribed specifically so I can be here when you compare the fanfiction to 50 shades and twilight. Cannot wait.
@ckline5486
@ckline5486 4 жыл бұрын
So giving your girl friend flowers, telling her she's special and hugging her isn't cool any more. You have to control her, and sadomasochistically abuse her. I'm sad. 😥
@bethanychatman9531
@bethanychatman9531 4 жыл бұрын
Christians ways are not okay, flowers and compliments are still awesome.
@ckline5486
@ckline5486 4 жыл бұрын
@@bethanychatman9531 Thank you Bethany. Its good to know not every girl needs a 'red room' Be well🙂
@miaconstransitch8979
@miaconstransitch8979 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Kline lots of girls are very happy woth compliments and flowers and not needing a red room
@ckline5486
@ckline5486 4 жыл бұрын
@@miaconstransitch8979 🙂
@ckline5486
@ckline5486 4 жыл бұрын
@Cursed Canvas Thank you.
@finallynottwilight
@finallynottwilight 4 жыл бұрын
Nit picking but Edward and his family were most often shown driving around Volvos. I understand thats is pretty easy to mix up, they're both big name European car manufacturers. As soon as you said "Edward drives an Audi." it just didn't sound right to my Twilight-educated ears.
@Duhbella
@Duhbella 4 жыл бұрын
Right?
@eveelima1
@eveelima1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Edward must have had an Audi at some point because it's mentioned that he and Rosalie have a thing for fancy cars and they have a huge collection of them. So it's not unlikely. I know that his favorite one was an Aston Martin or something.
@alexandrakimbink3198
@alexandrakimbink3198 3 жыл бұрын
Just to answer why José is still relevant: he still is Ana's best friend and has to fulfil the role of Twilight's Jacob. Jacob kisses Bella against her will and José tries to kiss Ana against her will. And I think that the movies mixed two characters into one because in the book Mia starts dating Kate's brother but in the movies it seems like she is dating José
@jaisalsanghvi
@jaisalsanghvi 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched any of these movies. But I bet watching reviews where they talk about just how bad this series has been is more fun. It's funny that I am still getting recommended these reviews, further tells you just how bad these movies are if people are still sh*tting on it.
@SoWhosGae
@SoWhosGae 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Never read them, never watched them but somehow I know all about them from commentators. I'll prolly find some other shitty things if I watch them by myself, but life is too short for bad books and movies.
@ArturGlass.C
@ArturGlass.C 4 жыл бұрын
I watched the movies (with friends to shit talk about it) even with shit talking it was super incredibly boring. I am completely unable to tell you what happens in the first one and it's two hours of movie. There is no plot. At least the other have a little more plots. I didn't make it through the last one tho. Cuz my friend had to leave and no way I'm watching that alone. But yeah it's way worth it, when in doubt, reminds yourself that each movie are 2 hours to 2 and a half hour. Imagine how much Amanda had to cut and edit out well those are the moments where absolutely nothing happens definitely not fun. And nothing happens even in the sex scene, it's really weird.
@Theanine95
@Theanine95 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArturGlass.C 100% agree. I actually like bad movies because I find it funny making fun of them. But those movies ? They're just incredibly BORING. And I watched ALL of them. The third one is actually the worst in my opinion because even action scenes are stupid, but not in a funny way. So yeah even if you like bad movies, don't give it a try, it's not worth it. But commentary of these movies? I love them lol
@jaisalsanghvi
@jaisalsanghvi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Theanine95 If you like "fun bad" stuff then I recommend Netflix's Another Life. It is BAD, like BAD BAD. You'll laugh at the show, not with it. I could not get through all of the episodes, cause mid way I realised the reviews tearing it apart are going to be worth it - AND THEY WERE. I recommend watching the first 4-5 episodes, then just skip it and move to reviews.
@MelaniePoparad
@MelaniePoparad 4 жыл бұрын
Totally my situation. Haha
@6vitamin
@6vitamin 4 жыл бұрын
Lol @ 8:52 “...he pretended to be an elevator employee.” I’m guessing you meant “repairman”, but that’s hilarious.
@vgamer11
@vgamer11 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad that even after watching in-depth reviews of these movies, my mother is still upset that I refuse to give them "a chance".
@Dreabz617
@Dreabz617 3 жыл бұрын
Found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been binge watching your videos ever since. You’re hilarious and your content is great!
@Nickman_1024
@Nickman_1024 4 жыл бұрын
ok bois....we need the fanfic review lol Amanda hasnt reached her breaking point yet!! lol
@d.maz7727
@d.maz7727 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda: "wearing a Christmas sweater" Me: " typing with a bad pun in mind" Ginger bread woman
@erklarbarnhard5347
@erklarbarnhard5347 4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS QUARANTINE GOLD, THANKS SO MUCH :)
@athenajaxon2397
@athenajaxon2397 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe we live in a time where crappy fan fictions are being released in theaters and people watch them WTF also I tried to tell a woman who was a fan of this series that it was based off a Twilight fan-fiction and she didn't believe me lol😂😂 Also the writer was SUPERMAN noooo
@sihlebaartman4907
@sihlebaartman4907 4 жыл бұрын
I die at "Audi commercial scene" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrsRinKagamine1
@MrsRinKagamine1 4 жыл бұрын
I keep sending this video to my friends so they can like it. Sorry, Amanda. This is what the people want.
@aki3128
@aki3128 4 жыл бұрын
"It's all good cuz ~ Anna's got a gun ~" I'm dying xD if only that could be the actual premisse of these shitshows
@Saoirse_don_Phalaistín
@Saoirse_don_Phalaistín 4 жыл бұрын
Very happy to have discovered you through Sardonicast. definitely one of their best guests (if not my favourite) so far :)
@drunkpunch7334
@drunkpunch7334 4 жыл бұрын
As an HVAC worker I can tell you that security means almost nothing if you have a ladder and act like you are there to fix something
@wingracer1614
@wingracer1614 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. As someone that occasionally assists some pen testers, a uniform and a tool box can get you almost anywhere.
@Egan-pop
@Egan-pop Жыл бұрын
Confidence and a clipboard
@eduardorey6109
@eduardorey6109 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the music pieces. Great stuff :)
@SMcGowan287
@SMcGowan287 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say...Hendricks actually pairs amazingly with cucumber. I'm a bartender and we make a drink called a cucumber refresher with muddled basil and cucumber with a touch a simple syrup, add 2 oz of Hendricks, ab an 1oz of fresh sour mix, shake and strain over ice...its one of the best drinks EVER! After the pandemic...I highly suggest trying it. 😉
@agroves76
@agroves76 3 жыл бұрын
You did such a great job with this and THANK YOU for subjecting yourself to this nonsense for our sakes.
@CRJCrombo
@CRJCrombo 4 жыл бұрын
Also, fun fact, the detective was also the chief of a precinct in Altered Carbon. I guess he professionally acts police officers.
@JohnBainbridge0
@JohnBainbridge0 4 жыл бұрын
Wow... Who else would put up an end card like that? This is why I love what you do. You do you unapologetically and it's great!
@Milk95Tea
@Milk95Tea 4 жыл бұрын
When she said Edward had a silver audi I had to stop the video to see if someone told her in the comments that he had a VOLVO hahahaha omg Twilight has marked me 🤣 I should not remember that
@Sznfctm
@Sznfctm 4 жыл бұрын
After the first 30 seconds I absolutely love and adore the naivity to ask for soooo many likes that will never happen, and at the same time see that in 2 months, yup, all the likes are there. Same as in the previous 2 episodes of this video. :D :D Love the content btw, keep up the good work! :D
@Daaaanielle
@Daaaanielle 4 жыл бұрын
If I ever learned anything from Pretty Little Liars is that one only has to pay a % of the bail to be released. Hannahs mum was locked up and hers was set at 1 millon but she only had to pay 100K. So if he had to make 10% of 500K... 50k is doable right?
@sunshinechild6711
@sunshinechild6711 3 жыл бұрын
10:33 WHY girl WHY. every time an ice cream scene happens I just so happen to be eating ice cream WHY
@ezgames6925
@ezgames6925 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how slowly and slowly you start to die inside from going through everything
@rebeccahybarger
@rebeccahybarger 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like many videos instinctively, but I have been for these!
@TheStarbane
@TheStarbane 4 жыл бұрын
12:27 "... she's pregnant. Becouse she wasn't taking her shots. Becouse who gets shots when having sex" *takes A SHOT* Ok, Amanda, are you trying to tell us something here? :p
@TheNormExperience
@TheNormExperience 2 ай бұрын
The idea of mixing an Emergen-C packet into your alcohol for day drinking REALLY takes me back to the pandemic days 😂😂😂
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