Amazing! Watch How This One Startup Is Changing The Way We Get Around

[@Azrael__]

Just realizing how many times I've heard some tech startup say, 'we live in a rapidly changing world.'

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

7

[@Johannesburgus]

It's true tho, the world is changing at a constantly accelerating pace

[@DeathnoteBB]

Start-ups always sound like something a business student dreamed up and got enough funding from their parent for

[@ultranoodles]

Dude he said randomly

[@upsettingrock1]

@@DeathnoteBB like literally from a dream or...?

[@chesusjrist9733]

I don't know what everyone is talking about. My monks always hear the gong, always show up moments later, provide a sense of calm and acceptance, and take me with the utmost urgency to my destination. I never need to tell them where I want to go. I've even changed my mind mid trip and they knew exactly where I wanted to be. They wear brown robes and have never let me down or convinced my wife to cheat on me, unlike sumo wrestlers and mimes!

[@tsukiyamach]

I really despise those mimes.

[@Cup_70]

My Monks wear blue robes? was there an update?

[@MuzycznyKocyk]

MrGlorifiedCake My Monks wear black suit with "Police" text on back. Still effective imho.

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

Muzyczny Kocyk *lmfao

[@kenyonpapen2608]

Cup It's depends on how much you weigh it's either whisk x whisk utility or wisk micro

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

mine wear white robes

[@angreif]

Do you have Whysk or Whisk?

[@bjrnvindabildtrup9337]

But what will happen if the monks gain sentience? Not sure I trust this kind of transportation system.

[@G33KST4R]

R&D says this shoulnd'nt happen, but idk, we saw what happened to the meat portal.

[@Zachism]

What if our Lyft and Uber drivers gained sentience???

[@thedumbdog1964]

Or even worse, enlightenment

[@maxithewoowoo]

help the monks heard the gong sound from the video and now i have no idea where they're taking me

[@himanbam]

They're taking you where you need to go.

[@artwithmichael5547]

Until I’m sure the monks are ethically sourced, I’m out.

[@DoomLooms]

Buyer beware! I was promised a refund last week for an accidental gong ring but today the customer service rep. said I don't qualify for one. You can't expect your customers to stick around if you won't give them a break for being limb-flailing sleepers. I HAVE A CONDITION. HAVE A HEART, WHYSK.

[@Spells-sd1mj]

You have a quarter

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

Give him a refund Whysk

[@janesmith1840]

I also suffer from AGRS (Accidental Gong Ringing Syndrome) and this is absolutely unacceptable. You should really consider a formal lawsuit against Whysk.

[@konpeitojellie]

@@janesmith1840 Hey, be careful with sharing that info out online, some people are really against accidental gong ringers..

[@johnr797]

Hast thou read the ToS?

[@johnstanley3939]

I wonder if all of clickhole's videos take place in the same narrative universe, or is each relegated to a separate one?

[@sweetgirl070707]

The take place here in our universe, but in the future. If you watch onion videos from 10 years ago, you'll see they're starting to look more and more believable as satire becomes reality.

[@leightonpetty4817]

@@sweetgirl070707 That’s 3 years until the Monks arrive, I cannot wait

[@Sanulay]

My monks got four other monks to carry them and I ended up falling to the ground. Can I get a refund?

[@skyscall]

Lucky you. My monks hired four monks, who hired eight, who hired sixteen. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to climb a pyramid of monks just to get carried to work?

[@ShenDoodles]

That's the best part about Whysk. It's entirely free, save for the gong.

[@Chloelol]

I had 10 monks show up to take me to my destination but the app charged me 10x the usual price and I couldn't even contest the price! Whysk is a scam!

[@pencilp5239]

@@skyscall Does that make this a pyramid scheme?

[@skyscall]

pencilp5 👀

[@Jesse_Carl]

I am going to design my next dnd character around this concept. I havent worked out the details yet, but I know I have to do it now

[@sammypercy388]

Nobody cares

[@escalatorgoddess2078]

I love this idea

[@escalatorgoddess2078]

@@sammypercy388 Speak for yourself.

[@sammypercy388]

@@escalatorgoddess2078 how bout you speak for yourself, you dnd hack.

[@kaltsssit]

@@sammypercy388 I care

[@sameritaco]

This is the first time i legit had no idea what i was getting into even after reading the title of the video.

[@IanFraser420]

What I love most about this is that at no point does anyone in this video tell the monks where they want to go. They just know as soon as they appear. Truly the future of transportation.

[@dariandahle2255]

Imagine how bad you would feel if they had to send more than two monks...

[@dyssy]

This feels like a Doctor who episode...

[@Michael-dw1no]

Whysk is like an scp

[@jethroreading7168]

Reminded me of the bell one

[@funmeat1998]

this entire channel is an scp

[@bbbbende]

@@funmeat1998 omg yes

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this XD

[@williamsmith6921]

Its like a weirder version of that butler scp

[@nip_come_off1687]

dam what hotkey do you equip these with?

[@arieson7715]

My monks are in White Robes, and always keep on burning crosses, was there a new update?

[@Olimario34]

i rang the gong and the monks didn't show up, are they lost? are they injured? I'm very worried for them.

[@sci_pain3409]

this is like a doctor who episode

[@GoonShredder9000]

This is amazing! I saw a black guy being carried away by monks in white robes. He looked so happy he was dancing and yelling as he was being carried away into the woods.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

When using Whisk, NEVER be rude to the monks or they will take you away to their temple to be sacrificed.

[@michaelsanders9349]

"We don't know where the monks came from, but their here now"

[@nichtsistkostenlos6565]

@@UserName-yx4vg Thare*

[@sci_pain3409]

thor*

[@ourladypeace3]

Tear*

[@zorosboobies5346]

Where*

[@aesthetix3398]

Whysk is so helpful! Thanks so much for everything whysk :)

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420]

Do they give foot massages?

[@sci_pain3409]

i think that’s whisk premium

[@jackluke6209]

Why doesn’t this video have a hundred million views already?

[@robbmanes]

I can't wait until Whysk is in my city.

[@gothicspoon]

Sounds weally wisky..

[@LiteralEVERYTHING]

Haha, beautiful!

[@sortileges5474]

This look like something you'd see on interdimensional cable TV

[@kaleidojess]

I need that!

[@cryalkali5163]

How can I get one

[@richardmortimore9245]

Is this a subscription based service?

[@chazbenningfield3743]

When someone finds a way to monetize an SCP

[@potatogod9480]

ive never heard of this, how do i get it

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

I said the unsacred word to a monk once, needless to say my Whysk rating is now 2 moons and monks always ignore my gong...

[@ryanbreden1516]

Oh foul one. What be the forbidden word you muttered

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

+ryan breden "Uber"

[@ryanbreden1516]

You monster. Shame (ding) shame ( ding)Shame (ding) shame ( Shame (ding) shame ( ding)

[@leonwinchester9865]

I had a bad experiance with the monks once i banged the gong and it took them 1 minute to get to me. Slow service wont use again.

[@LoydAvenheart]

SCP foundation doing some community fund raising I see

[@falnica]

how do I get a gong?

[@AwesomeTingle]

Amazing! How can I get in on the beta of this app?

[@primeentelechy]

Happy days, happy days. Pro-tip: do not, like my friend Amy, attempt to leave a ride mid-journey - which is a beach of contract. The monks, angered (or were they joyous?), discarding their face plates, swarmed on her, and fed. Such intricate mouth pieces, and so sharp! There was very little splash. Before we could process what had happened, they were gone, leaving behind only a sad little shrink-wrapped skin parcel of bones and desiccated organs lying in the gutter outside the laundromat on East 2nd St.

[@gary4689]

Of course. The monks need not earthly currency, but it would be a mistake to assume they are not getting paid. They are paid primarily by the precious lifeblood proffered by wicked ritual pact breakers. Obviously while they carry you they only drain what is passively regenerated, but upon a breech of pact, the pillar judicate permits them to take what they are owed regardless of harm done to the pact-breaker. This is their primary source of income, a bit like some waiters' primary source of income in america is their tip. This source of income is also completely untaxed by the monastic hegemony.

[@ficklef0x]

where did this come from?

[@cyclcrclicly9840]

where did this go?

[@cyclcrclicly9840]

where did this come from?

[@cyclcrclicly9840]

cotton eyed joe

[@AnxiousMo-Fo]

we don't know, but it's here now

[@haventimberlake3516]

My friend tried wisk and it is absolutely life changing!

[@enweoh]

Why didn't this idea take off?

[@wx7fm]

0:30 *thinking* Ah! I get the joke, they keep talking about how great it is without telling you what it is. I'm so smart! 0:43 WHAT IN THE *BEEEEEP*!!!!!

[@korkor40]

"We want your jouney to your destination" 😂

[@ilonabaghdasarian4837]

Each Gong sold separately !

[@shamusbob7969]

I'mma tell my kids this was Eyes Wide Shut

[@tsarbamba642]

i feel like i've seen this doctor who episode before

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Those are the monks from doctor who season 10

[@simonamorim1405]

EVERYONE let's join mother against abusment and mistreatment of monks they have rights to!! A message from m.a.a.m.m.

[@toxic_teaaa7810]

simon amorim abusement

[@malcolmcooke7131]

the wings of desire poster threw me off

[@eris4734]

we live in a *very* society

[@1schwererziehbar1]

Reupload?

[@ExtremelyToxic]

We don't know where the monks came from

[@bl8388]

I rang the gong for my first ride and both monks got hit by a semi. It was shocking. I wiped my prints off the mallet and threw it and the gong into a river. I won't make that mistake, again.

[@fanfire1014]

This channel and the comments are leaked from another universe where this is reality.

[@willisdagrillis]

Is this a reupload?

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

The masks... Are a thing of nightmares

[@alper8966]

Mutanter från vintergatan

[@iamdafuriousofall]

I hate this app, sometimes they're late and ask for tip

[@dr.science6966]

I honestly hate this, but I have to put a star to rate. My monks were 6 seconds late and they tried to take me to my destination. I did not want to go where I was supposed to go!!! 0/5, would not recommend or use again. 🌟☆☆☆☆

[@joeyauburn1635]

I accidentally banged the gong twice and these horrible flesh monsters carried me to my destination. I want my money back or I'm giving you two stars.

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

Did they come out of the meat portal?

[@ISZAudio]

Ring the gong thrice and you can be whysked away by Cronenbergs. Just don't ring it 4 times. The monks turn you into a Cronenberg if you ring it 4 times. I saw it happen to Jenny last week at the bar.

[@homicidal_duck]

Morris from Stardew Valley be like

[@sigrid714]

Monks carrying Men: 👋 Monks carrying Women: ✊

[@stamx_]

I rang my gong an infinite amount of times and now I'm far above the milky way. Any way to get back?

[@kenyonpapen2608]

well this just started when Uber just came out I guess they never knew that it would become the most important transportation method for annoying New York hipsters

[@jaredgunkle1562]

is that where all my monks went? geez you guys i cant leave you anywhere once im finished in this plane of existence im coming right back for you and you better not join any small independent companies until then and im serious this time

[@taz9343]

We’ll whysk you away

[@MrRomanrin]

so the joke it "WHY...ASK" whysk ... why ..."sk"... ASK

[@calviincalifornia4048]

each night i have a dark monk enter my bedroom and treat my mouth like a woman. then he leaves without saying a word.

[@GalorOmer]

I don't understand the buisness model

[@Thrifty032781]

Worsties!

[@ChronicallyShittin]

I keep reading monks as monke and not as munke