The Great Exodus: Rabbis Explain The Story Of Passover

Have you ever wondered about the story of Passover? These three rabbis sat down to explain it.
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[@xanderristmae5043]

OOOOH MOSES WITH THE LONG LIPS

[@onmonopia]

OOOOH MOSES WITH THE TINY EYES

[@jamestown8398]

Big red hat. Small, small bag of beans.

[@Lars-370]

I have been blind my entire life, but thanks to text to speech and these comments i was finally able to fully understand this video.

[@getajobmate1281]

@@jamestown8398 *sack

[@animegirl7881]

OOOOH MOSES WITH THE BIG SOFT BELLY

[@HelpfulAdversary]

It's sad that they left out so much of the story. I mean they completely skimmed over the part where Moses lost his big red hat and the Israelites had to spend 38 years running around looking for it.

[@andrewcleary9952]

Yeah, I mean, technically that's not part of the passover, the exodus was primarily recorded in exodus, while the search for the big red hat was inferred primarily from writings in law, and the book of the search for the big red hat.

[@shrimp1276]

that was filler

[@noamteuerstein7287]

נודר

[@David-em2bg]

"We're not leaving this fuckin desert till we find it!"

[@0rbeez]

That’s for Passover 2: Big Hat Boogaloo

[@AnvilPro100]

Lmao, I love that the "Death of the first born son" thing is unaltered

[@Phelan666]

There's no way to make that part any more ridiculous.

[@AnkhAnanku]

0-100 real quick

[@notcrackerjack]

Wdym it’s all unaltered????

[@blurb8397]

Jack Goldsberry according to Jewish scripture, god put 10 plagues on Egypt, not 2; there was blood, frogs, lice, flies, pestilence of livestock, boils, thunderstorm of rain & fire, locusts, 3 days of complete darkness, and finally god killing the firstborn of every Egyptian family. In legend it was god themselves who killed the firstborn, not any angel. (That was actually stated explicitly) Honestly, clickhole should’ve just kept the original plagues, it doesn’t get any wilder than that XD Especially since Pharoe’s reaction to all of the plagues was basically “meh” until the firstborn child thing.

[@notcrackerjack]

blurb I know all the plagues, I was joking

[@Hypercecil9010]

Moses is H3H3?

[@biketickler65]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@acerockman3520]

Cecil well he is Jewish

[@ChaosBW]

Confirmed Let h3h3 know

[@W4t3rf1r3]

As a Jew I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[@acerockman3520]

W4t3rf1r3 I also am a Jew and my rabbi agrees

[@jamestown8398]

Happy Christmas-In-April!

[@Michael-dw1no]

Are you a deep water jew or just a woodland variation?

[@W4t3rf1r3]

@@Michael-dw1no I'm a mix

[@BandanaKenyon]

Finally, as a Jew I am happy to see a faithful retelling of the Jewish version of Exodus, people act like the Christian version is the same, but they leave out the most important parts like God making every Egyptians fingers longer or the cop. Mazel Tov Clickhole!

[@sarahw3768]

My thoughts exactly, mazel tov

[@brodied.6230]

"Then Moses split the ocean in half, which resulted in a $900 fine for vandalism against the ocean." Ah, my favorite passage.

[@user-kj4wz3vp1j]

Dude someone else with my name

[@brodied.6230]

@@user-kj4wz3vp1j Hate to disappoint, but my legal name is Brody with a 'y' :/

[@NeonGreyscale]

Im subscribed to a Jewish educational youtube channel as well as Clickhole and this showed up in my notifications, so I thought this was a legitimate vid for almost a full minute lmao

[@diepssuarez2676]

This is hilarious. I can literally imagine your face becoming more and more confused.

[@eyeball7465]

I sometimes get news links and think it's the onion doing satire and sir there waiting for the punchline

[@wheremakeysat]

Wow, I can't believe our sham of an education system left out such crucial details about one of our most beloved Jewish holidays. Thank you, Clickhole, for preserving and spreading the truth!!

[@wheatbeater4712]

But when did moses get his beyblade?

[@Tambundial]

YES SOMEONE REMEMBERS THAT FUCKING BEYBLADE EPISODE

[@andresg.7692]

not only in the bayblade universe

[@jakefendelman737]

Where can I get the transcript? I want to say this at my Seder

[@gingercore69]

I lost my shit with christmas in april, found it again at the cop part...

[@SpitBlossoms]

As a jew this did happen and I am dying at this retelling

[@NimbusFilmsOfficial]

i love me some hebrew slime

[@TheBw2004]

he wets his bow and makes ready his instruments of death the word says

[@basedokadaizo]

​@@TheBw2004 what word on the slime tho

[@beng8594]

This is so beautiful it made me convert to Judaism. Such rich history.

[@darthszarych5588]

Same 😭❤🙏✡

[@jamestown8398]

"That's the only good thing that's ever happened."

[@kirkkerman]

Pretty much sums up the history of the Jews

[@StormsandSaugeye]

I can confirm. The finger curse was clearly the worse curse.

[@franzgothamberg8584]

Merry Christmas in April everyone.

[@rawbagle]

Oooooohhh Moses with his long lips

[@queenanacaona8531]

Man Prince of Egypt was inaccurate

[@tommynorthwood]

Crying loudly as I applaude. I hate it when the internet ruins history. Thank you for keeping the true meaning of Christmas alive and well! Shalom bitches! :) 🌲

[@codes114]

What a beautiful story of God the Animal

[@legokid1902]

As a Jew, I can confirm that this is indeed true. All of it.

[@SeanAyylmao]

Thank you for sharing my faith with the world. Truly an inspiring video.

[@edenmore6002]

I’m Jewish and I find this bloody hilarious 😂

[@ColHogan-le5yk]

Good ol Christmas in April.

[@dextmccool9953]

I didn't know Moses was Ethan Klein.

[@acerockman3520]

Dext mccool well he is jewish

[@gaymanlover]

And Moses split the Red Sea with his mighty fupa to let the Hila klieners pass

[@amefuraggamuffin]

im converting today

[@AtlasReburdened]

How was your first year of worshiping a volcano?

[@user-te4dh5xd1n]

How was your second year of worshipping a volcano?

[@seriouspain4136]

How was your third year of worshipping a volcano?

[@orbcat1790]

How was your fourth year of worshipping a volcano?

[@TastelessTrees]

How was your fifth year of worshipping a volcano?

[@squirrelgadget3498]

Ethan Klein is a descendant of Moses

[@acerockman3520]

Dark Dextra yes

[@valdezsaihttam5871]

He is Moses

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Are you the Garfield Monstrosity?

[@notapplicable6985]

​@@ezekielmartin4323mbmbam?

[@Donteatacowman]

"Lettuce sauce"... Me, knowing about Set and Horus and lettuce: 😰

[@morganalabeille5004]

Have you ever seen wild lettuce sap? There’s a reason why the Egyptians made that association. And why lettuce is sacred to their fertility god.

[@__.__-_.]

My favorite part is calling the Pharaoh just "Pharoah"

[@rikafurude6275]

As a Jew I feel very catered to

[@alexandertetrapayne8815]

"and according to the rabbis who wrote the talmud that was the only good thing thats ever happened" is genuinely something i can imagine being said in real life.

[@ethannichols5516]

If you're a Gemini, this psycic can guess your Zodiac sign.

[@smakyakproductions4466]

Ethan Nichols wow, how can someone do that, sounds amazing.

[@getajobmate1281]

Step 1: Choose a number between 1 and 1. Step 2: Add your credit card number. Step 3: Subtract 1 multiplied by 1. Post your result in the comments, and I'll PM you my guess.

[@jackluke6209]

Even Bible stories were this engaging, I’d still be Christian.

[@RudieObias]

YES!

[@noamteuerstein7287]

נודר

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

1:36 haha I get that

[@thecivilizedowl1224]

I don't know who this is but it makes me think about my birthday.

[@ChaosBW]

I almost died when he said god made everybody's fingers a little longer as a plague.

[@Azrael__]

Was gonna comment that I didn't know that women also wore the 'tiny hats', but decided not to because people might be offended by me calling them 'tiny hats'.

[@emer157]

Abraham Redhead I'm glad you didn't comment, it would have been offensive and upsetting to the jews

[@flinko99]

In some denominations, this happens- in more orthodox groups, only men wear the kippas/yarmulkes/skullcaps.

[@Bhatt_Hole]

Lettuce sauce is delicious!

[@jamesrossi8442]

Normally I wouldn’t be offended by this, but I just learned from 23 & Me that I’m 1.2% Ashkenazi Jew. So now my satin kippot is spinning in anger! I’m so kvetchy with the schlepping and the dradle in the matzo shiva sitters! And I left my kosher penny loafers at the Wailing Wall with Hyman Schlomo.

[@regularartist699]

Shalome

[@couchmaster3773]

As an agnostic I can confirm that this was, indeed, a video. Don't know if any of that stuff about Moses was true, though.

[@LavosAdvocate]

unfortunately, i didn't get much of a jewish education as a child so i'm still learning saxophone. my son is stolen every year

[@stephenwindows8848]

Christmas in April

[@Jim58223]

So moses was ethan?

[@Jim58223]

who was hila then?

[@acerockman3520]

Jim Ferdinando zipporah or tharbis

[@DuffyWayne]

When you get stuck teaching Sunday school and decide to just wing it

[@ivanstyles2065]

*snickers* Moses had a small bean bag.

[@elysiantree1052]

as a Christian who studies the Old Testament i can confirm

[@devilgene7330]

I know where you live John, and I will do something to you, but you won't be able to stop me. See you later...

[@arielkoiman4509]

Was the giant who ran into the desert also Hungry Linda's muscular husband?

[@bobaldo2339]

I wish I had longer fingers.

[@Whimzy74]

This video reopens the very important debate: should women wear a yamulke? Is it transgressive or progressive? Pat Buchanan your take?

[@nofatchxplzthx]

this version is just as believable as the official version

[@ComradeCorwin]

Is this computer generated?

[@morganalabeille5004]

Was that a fucking Axeman of New Orleans reference at 1:33?

[@AtenaHena]

i wonder what clickhole will make for april fools

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Plot twist: they make an actual documentary. No jokes, just actual facts.

[@kaeon4155]

Poor horse boy😢

[@andresg.7692]

Oh ok

[@AtlasReburdened]

Damn, I was hoping to get to the part where he scribes gibberish onto some slate to cover up having thrown his first wife into the volcano. That one's my favorite.

[@h4ppyrosen453]

Lador vador

[@malaquiasalfaro81]

RESULTED IN A FINE

[@Mario_1611]

Why does Moses sound like a hipster?

[@thatssofetch3481]

He was parting the Red Sea before it was cool.

[@diligentdaydreamer8171]

Yo is H3H3 Moses?

[@dndboy13]

rip horseboy Rameses

[@lumburgapalooza]

gotta get me some Hebrew slime

[@ceeman100]

is this fact?

[@wheremakeysat]

Why else would it be posted?

[@AnalyticalReckoner]

It's on the internet isn't it?!

[@aperson8934]

Why, it is the most factual of all known facts!

[@franzgothamberg8584]

I'm glad I discovered this amazing educational channel, I'm actually going to convert to judaism thanks to them, that's a fact.

[@emer157]

Clickhole is world renowned for its honest reporting and factual reporting

[@billvolk4236]

So did Moses ever get to use the small sack of beans?

[@daltysmilth]

That is one of the great mysteries of scripture. It is often mentioned that Moses *has* the beans, but in some stories, it says he lost the beans some time ago, yet other stories talk about them as if he still has them. Some scholars believe this might be a translation error, while others believe that when the stories were committed to paper, they were told out of sequence.

[@MandoYote]

What the fuck is lettuce sauce

[@fermiLiquidDrinker]

Hebrew Slime? I'm more of a Barn Slime person, myself.

[@tealover9063]

OOOOOOHHHH MOSES

[@TheBdogup2]

That’s just H3H3

[@elongatedmuskrat294]

Ooh that Moses with his beautiful long lips and unnecessarily small sack of beans

[@h4ppyrosen453]

Why is the lady wearing a yamika

[@edenshaeffer8736]

H4ppy Rosen that’s the only thing you question about this video?

[@shay-um7oq]

possibly for parody purposes but in reform communities, women can if they choose to

[@shay-um7oq]

also its yarmulke but understandable mistake lol

[@KittySnicker]

LOL!!

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

Why is the girl wearing a Yarmulke?

[@Bhatt_Hole]

Why not?

[@Kryptnyt]

So it's God's fault that my fingers are a little longer. That monster.

[@ffletch]

I'm exiting out of the Jewish religion and I was about to skip this video when I saw who posted it

[@shinysmogon]

ah good old moses with the long lip

[@Addy_The_Baddy]

This has the same vibe as an ai generated story

[@robothunter1035]

Donald Trump avoided plague number one.

[@petergianakopoulos4926]

Brunette is cute

[@myerwerl]

Isnt this blasphemy?

[@hzlink]

How, this is education

[@blade7506]

something like that

[@justacat9739]

Too hard to follow. But, I think if you had reformed rabbi Bill Clinton explaining it, this would be much simpler take in...

[@shadowlord6946]

Call me gullible but I got scared because of all the fake stuff people make up about the Jews lol. Then I read the comments and felt better 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrTetrisz]

The girl is a cutie

[@liamsmith5013]

I feel cheated because I legit learned that women can be rabbis. Wait, can they?

[@ariel_haymarket]

Someone tell the Christians to keep their inspirational stuff off the Jewish content.

[@egoldmeier6909]

these arn't real rabbis

[@edenshaeffer8736]

For real????

[@edenshaeffer8736]

I can’t believe it...

[@LaRedPDX]

Blasphemy ‼️