What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4

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[@AmazingPhil]

yo! give your nose a treat and use AMAZINGPHIL55 to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3RfG64M Thanks for sponsoring the video!

[@sammygiannetto2555]

Work

[@gerardway2450]

phil im going feral

[@neocinna]

my nose knows this is such a treat 👃 yummy yummy sniff snoof

[@winnie_the_bleh]

⁠@@neocinnai could have gone the rest of my life without seeing "yummy yummy sniff snoof" /j

[@womankisserjermaluvr]

honestly scentbird kinda bangs ive been using it for a year or so

[@pyroclastic8924]

phil spitting in dan's eye and saying "seaworld" is such a powerful energy. he gives no fucks. he would do it again.

[@AdamZugone]

No remorse. Fully confident in his actions.

[@cagedstar]

He’s always winning the idgaf war

[@gura3321]

Asserting dominance fosho

[@jackiee147]

This comment made me laugh omg

[@Sentientmatter8]

He has done it again.

[@Gretchasketches]

I’m positive Phil’s linguist degree was just to make a secret language for him and Dan

[@crhct]

i believe that's called a familect!

[@maxwellokay]

The familect (or should I say phanilect) is real 🤣

[@lisa_vxng]

Big Tolkien energy

[@bunshr00m]

you've cracked it

[@ihathtelekinesis]

Your genius is almost frightening.

[@Leo-zt4no]

Glad to see Dan is finally staying hydrated and no longer dramatically begging Phil for water like an abandoned kitten

[@kath26]

This just reminded me of Pancake Pancakes being left outside for months(?) bc it couldn’t get into the house by itself. 😭

[@bonniewade1931]

*like an abandoned catboy

[@dotdotdot...176]

Phil was watering Dan, not the plants 😔💀

[@Kindal112]

"help" "what" "wate plea" "??" "wate r pleaase"

[@pinkfedoras]

wate r please

[@AdamZugone]

I'm very entertained by Dan and Phil in disbelief of how strange their messages are as if they're not the ones that write them

[@bie_00]

i mean considering there are months between the earlier texts and the present time.. i get it 😂

[@saylorwhiteman8128]

the way they would read two extremely unrelated words with no context and then burst out laughing makes me feel like a third wheel

[@jasmint3207]

I mean, we are a very large crowd of third wheels 😅

[@brebaker7915]

@@jasmint3207more like a tractor trailer at this point

[@cricketjuices]

"the zodiac killer has nothing on dan and phil trying to communicate in the same house" is immediately a top 5 favorite phil quote

[@Writing4MySoul]

It makes me wish I was in high school, if only to try and make that my yearbook quote 😂

[@katiendless]

phil arguing "im a frog. im 100% a frog. you're wrong here." and dan immediately backtracking/agreeing was SO FUNNY dsfksjdfklsaj

[@ReneeJ420]

He's such a simp 😂

[@MillaKvarnmalmJansson]

Them getting cardamom and black pepper confused for over a decade is so funny

[@knashedda]

Please how can they not taste that it is cardemom?????

[@heidiroque242]

FR?? insane

[@somethingelse9176]

LOLOLOL as a former resident of Sweden (& a cardamom obsessor) this is fucking hilarious I can't believe I didn't put that together

[@frejamller2416]

Omggggg I’m Danish and I literally looked at the bun and I was like “… that looks like a cardamom bun??” It all makes sense now 😂😂😂😂 for a moment I thought the swedes went rogue 😂😂

[@elliem0802]

theory: Dan and Phil's alien language is the language Phil's grandma dreamed which is now manifesting two generations later

[@jasmint3207]

Yes.

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

This needs more attention

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

😮

[@garbomode29]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[@raashi5529]

This is the lore I live for!!

[@chloeravioli]

thank you dan and phil for inviting us to the foursome

[@katg8064]

Loving their swinger era

[@maxwellokay]

​@@katg8064 was just ab to say not the swinger arc theyre on 😭

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

​@@katg8064 by far the worst part of the new lore 😭

[@Giuli707]

can someone explain this joke to me? What am i missing?

[@chloeravioli]

@@Giuli707 in the very beginning they talked about this being the 4th video of this little series but they instead described them as twosome, threesome, and foursome

[@sarahunabridged]

Lowkey the dental hygienist ate with “whichever teeth you don’t want to fall out”

[@mds4113]

ate and then flossed all her teeth after

[@moonchild7528]

i love that dan texts phil selfies and daily updates like his own little private story

[@jackiee147]

The fact that they went to the same cafe 10 years apart is CRAZY

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

AND ordered the same exact pastry lol

[@untilyourbreathingstopsforever]

its soulmate coded

[@nartnuggies]

and STILL insisting its pepper when its cardamom 😭😭

[@bethany.spalding]

all along there was some invisible string 💫

[@KreeZafi]

Judging by the footage in Phil's clip it's an Espresso House, which is like the biggest coffee chain in Sweden/the Nordic countries, so not too weird when they were both in Sweden that they would both end up there lol

[@alasidereal]

It is so very Dan to call Phil in a taxi to feel less awkward, and of course nothing is more Phil than to include unnecessary fake details in their conversation

[@rachelvelander5377]

The way they took that insulting question "do you know what genre is" into a common inside joke/phrase between each other to ask what kind of food they want- It makes me happy beyond words. That is good shit.

[@_bebeboudeur_]

me, so confused cause 'genre' means 'gender' in french

[@rachelvelander5377]

@_bebeboudeur_ do you know what (english) genre is?

[@_bebeboudeur_]

nope, or at least i don't think so?@@rachelvelander5377

[@riverstein7251]

Sean as an Irish priest screaming “hell is real!” was some top tier casting and I’m glad the texts show Dan and Phil also thought it would be funny as fuck 😂

[@nxptvneee]

YES THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

the most wild thing about this so far is that dan just gets into a shower without letting the water run before hand like ??? that's insane you gotta test the water temp first you mad lad lol!!

[@celiacaffrey]

i was wondering the other day if anyone does this. what an odd method

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

living la vida loca

[@unpaintedsloppy8825]

he said it suddenly became hot while he was in the shower

[@Vanda-il9ul]

He is deffinitely a risktaker.

[@Kelly_C]

​@@Vanda-il9ul wait omg I had a dream the other day where Dan gave me a lecture about taking PrEP and he kept using the phrase "risktaker," saying he was a risktaker and telling me not to be a risktaker or bad things would happen unless I stopped being a risktaker and started taking PrEP. I'm ace irl so it's prob just because there's been an ad for PrEP on a bus stop by my house for like three months but still. crazy

[@cricketjuices]

only dan and phil could take an idea so mundane and stupid & actually turn it into entertaining content, thanks for the foursome lads

[@darkdaughters19]

For minor burns, you cool the area immediately by immersing the burn in cool water, so Phil's mom did good by telling you to stand in the shower. (especially because it was all over your upper body 😅)

[@NAKOYAH]

dan getting mad that phil is asking him how batteries worked when he himself has asked phil how their own washing machine works is sending me😭

[@NiniSch11]

This series always makes me feel better about the weird shit I text my friends in the middle of the night

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

No fr 😂😂😂

[@anville_6063]

Okay but the way Dan actually successfully played the otamatone on the spot, im obssessed

[@izzytodd4242]

I had no idea what he was talking about and now I want one

[@smeliotstinky]

Gloryholese

[@bie_00]

he is very musical (p.s. he is still wrong about the iphone ringtone)

[@bumblewyn]

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[@madidowney5344]

IIRC Dan said he had perfect pitch at one point

[@mritzieslol2694]

Phil: “It’s white and gold” Dan: “No,it’s blue and black” Me seeing gold and blue: 🤡

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

Me, without a clue what that image is even supposed to be of: It's flippin silver?!?!

[@that1chick92]

I saw black and gold

[@theforgottencompanion]

I can't get over how they both got a cardamom pastry 10 years apart AND THOUGHT IT WAS PEPPER BOTH TIMES. Lads, trust me, it isn't pepper; Cardamom just happens to have a slight kick when it isn't ground down to a fine powder

[@threeheadedmountaindew]

dan and phil inviting us to the foursome implies there's a third unseen entity joining us and it scares me

[@syedaaaaaaa]

leaving space for Jesus (I am Muslim)

[@garbomode29]

dil

[@bcmack5836]

it's the builders they never leave

[@kath26]

@@syedaaaaaaaLMAOOO

[@kath26]

@@bcmack5836they’re in the walls

[@magi_cait]

Dan is giving off a different kind of vibe here and I’m in love with it. Like, I can’t explain it but I’m just so happy for him.

[@champselyseesao3]

no i totally see what you mean… it’s such a wonderful vibe… almost like if 2018 was perfect

[@thiaramv6824]

yesss i saw it too

[@piper0616]

it’s giving confidence and growth to me

[@AdamZugone]

I felt something fresh as well. Maybe it's just more happiness and confidence. Either way, so nice to see :)

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

such a cozy happy vibe i love it sm

[@kayladrinnen1319]

y’all seem so much more happy and yourselves lately i love it

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

17:20 the real psychic link is how dan figured out that was the Simpson’s theme song I’ve been watching the Simpson’s for all 22 years of my life and I thought it was super mario bros

[@mallorylord865]

I thought the same thing!!

[@emdove]

Me three! It goes exactly the opposite way through the notes, me thinks? Like, Mario goes down, Simpsons goes up.

[@adellabailey8331]

"oh my god that is so us" is peak friendship like i am honored whenever i get messages like that from friends

[@cliodhnahxnly]

hearing dan say that the irish are unhinged in the best way possible makes me feel like i made a parent proud

[@AmyAberrant]

My first thought was that Barry Keoghan 😅

[@neishab412]

Girl same especially bc my show in Belfast we also booed the queen and Dan lost his shit 😂

[@konumbra]

the nationalism comes out like fuck yes we were the best crowd

[@nikkimurray9942]

Dan burning himself in the shower and then taking a long cold shower because Phil's mom said so is such a Dan Moment

[@emmakay4248]

They both just look SO GOOD in this video😫 Dans jawline is popping, Phils natural hair color is 10/10, the fits compliment each so well

[@plumislandvinyl]

can’t wait for next year’s video “what dan and phil telepathically communicate to each other”

[@JayleeParker]

these texts are a level of unhinged that only true friendship can achieve

[@lemonlin89]

As soon as Phil mentioned that the high energy text was about a pastry, it reinforced that these 2 are my kind of people

[@fionaking7681]

I always like to take this moment to say that Phil's video from years and years ago about running a burn under cold water actually saved me! I spilled boiling water all down my stomach and knew to get in the cold shower immediately. The doctors said it could have been a LOT worse if I hadn't done that, and as it was I had first and second degree burns. Shoutout to Phil's mum for the advice!

[@catcher881]

oh dear, hope you've healed up :( 🫂

[@aimeecroydon]

I’m so happy they’re still doing this. After the day I’ve had I NEEDED this

[@XYZ-zi9es]

Same

[@artemis88899]

Omg same

[@lenaschubert5533]

literally me too

[@lucyportway9733]

Hope you’ll all have a better day tomorrow!

[@justyourlocalrat_]

+

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

“Has she got the cookie?” can go right up there with “lady door” and “tops only bar”

[@rayhem]

dan and phil evanescence cover with an otamatone is objectively the funniest thing to have ever happened

[@Ellie_xo]

3:31 someone needs to make a compilation of all of dans hysterical laughs and giggles since the hiatus ended because they are GOLD

[@nothoughts_onlytrance]

This gives me an idea…🤔😊

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

His laugh is therapy 🥹

[@ViGraceful]

The fact Dan gets into the shower BEFORE turning it on is unhinged. Turn it on FIRST to avoid being faced with the frigid waters of Antarctica or the boiling water from the depths of Hell.

[@tova1412]

I guess if you haven't had an experience like that, you wouldn't think of it? but idk man, it's still insane

[@aniifanii]

Idk if this is a american thing but in germany the water is hot the moment you turn it on? No one waits to get in the shower here

[@mysteriam9679]

going back to phil being the blue text and dan being the black text means that the world has aligned again

[@22suprstar22]

the totally ignoring each other's texts cracks me up every single time 😂😂

[@doilooklikebees]

told my sister that seeing dan so much these last few months is like having david tennant back as the doctor

[@_bebeboudeur_]

relatable

[@jayuspruitt2034]

This series needs to go on forever lol

[@Writing4MySoul]

The sequel to PINOF we need

[@jayuspruitt2034]

@@Writing4MySoul we need it but do we deserve it /jk

[@Writing4MySoul]

@@jayuspruitt2034 yes

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

Dan pretending to enjoy soil flavored coffee is honestly so funny

[@erinray878]

Me yesterday trying a Lavender Latte

[@celiacaffrey]

@@erinray878 i am a lavender latte defender. try it with some vanilla too

[@kristinareichl8516]

I’m just gonna be stupid and parasocial rn. Thank you guys for genuinely being so important in my life. I’ve been watching your videos since 2011. I was 11. You two kept me smiling through so much life. You both often times, were the only reason I did smile some days. You guys are magic. I just want to thank you both for everything. Thank you for being who you are. And thank you for being a big part of what makes me, me.

[@naomisprout6113]

I WAS SHOWING MY PARTNER THIS VIDEO JUST TO SHOW SOME OF YOUR CONTENT AND NOW WE ARE GENUINELY HAVING THE BLACK AND BLUE VS WHITE AND GOLD FIGHT

[@sophiesometimessings]

this video is so cute, they're both so happy, it's sweet. also i have missed them so much, thank the lord for dan and phil.

[@garbomode29]

having a fake phone call to get out of socializing is actually so real

[@EbbermanEmily]

The vibes of this video are lovely, Phil seems to be chilling per usual but Dan just seems extra comfy. It's nice to see

[@nancyoneill9025]

absolutely shocked to hear about the dublin show from dan's perspective... i was there and i felt SO embarrassed afterwards cause of how much the crowd heckled him....glad he enjoyed it though lmao!

[@crabgail8160]

10 years later and im still as excited whenever a new video drops .. i need to be studied

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Real

[@AdamZugone]

I feel this

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

real

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

me too!

[@syd943]

so glad dan and phil's strange alien language is making a comeback

[@Lung2691]

You know that experiment where two AI chat bots were set up to talk to each other and they ended up creating their own language? This is exactly that!

[@MollyKillers]

I love how the beginning half of the texts are Dan doing something and Phil being happy Dan is doing something that’s a true friend right there 😂

[@caffeinefiendd]

i love how they both still ask phils mum for help

[@hope4550]

i love how their texts have just gotten more and more incomprehensible over the years

[@agustd_asmr]

dan and phil text each other videos give the same energy as a new pinof era

[@pigeondance]

that's so trueeeee whattt

[@ezranexcalibur]

not my brain going “omg dan and i have matching hoodies” without an ounce of critical thought behind why

[@crhct]

phil admitting he didnt like the wad themed nail design like a year later is so funny

[@marinjacobs]

dan gave off this energy that i am absolutely living for

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

cozy !

[@Kelly_C]

yesss I was thinking this. it felt like he just had a nice refreshing nap

[@valeriemarie9110]

Relaxed happy Dan 😊

[@keikustar]

i love these videos bc they show how yall are the two most soulmated soulmates on this planet

[@Dizzy_frog]

Is Phil regenerating his ginger hair? Lowkey so here for the soft boi energy.

[@hanna_maria]

I almost thought you were ending this series. I'm so glad I was wrong 😭

[@kobewoo_]

WE NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING THIS VID WAS HAPPENING :)

[@mirapomp988]

Swede here! First of all, that's a chain, and there is one of those cafés on like every street corner, so it's not that big of a coincidence... Second, and this is imortant: it's CARDAMON not PEPPER! We're not insane!

[@pigeondance]

well there's chocolate with pepper and it's pretty good ngl!! so you all wouldn't be insane either way 💕

[@meghanwaddell9228]

both insanely charming and unprecedentedly third wheel-ifying

[@renee3883]

“right in the slit” is the craziest thing phil has said so far and it’s only january

[@stormpetrel5645]

To me Dan looks like he just got out of bed and I find it adorable. Love the sleepy, cozy vibe

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

i love this look in him lol

[@enbyprettyboy]

I have the Doomed hoodie myself and i wear it so much seeing dan in it is such a "why is he wearing my hoodie?" vibe

[@DitteHLarsen]

I can’t explain it, but both of your energies feel SO different, but in a positive way! You both seem so good! Hope this is the actual case - so happy for you!

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

I really hope the Doomed recording has full length directors commentary again. Just Dan explaining the deep meaning behind individual set pieces while Phil drops unhinged lore and critiques

[@AlyssiaHallo]

cannot tell if they are rewarding or punishing us with this but i'm here for it

[@sakurasharks]

Dan's smirk in the pastry segment is killing me, mans got some FEELINGS about that treat

[@_bebeboudeur_]

la bretagne, ca vous gagne

[@laurakarlstedt2186]

My bros in Christ that is cardamon not pepper???

[@syd943]

their outfits in this video really sum up their personalities perfectly

[@aylinitzel.]

Having now live long term with my best friend and spending all our time together otherwise, this is just how text messages start to look. Best batch so far

[@Tessa_Gr]

I've lived 11 months in student dorm with 2-bed 1 room dorms with the same roommate. After a few weeks of spending most of our time together we started to just make noises at each other and had amassed inside jokes and could make each other laugh with just a few seconds of eye contact. So I'm not at all surprised about any strange friendship languages

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

living the dream actually

[@BeeBeeBean15]

you're not aliens, it's just linguistics! "A familect is a set of invented words or phrases with meanings understood within members of a family or other small intimate group."

[@pigeondance]

what if it's a familect, AND they're also aliens?? 😅

[@gabriellathewise]

22:20 I love that tweet so much I always laugh when I think of it. I’m glad they both find it funny too, it shows how I either watch them because of the similarities in humor, or they developed my sense of humor into what it is now 😅

[@bec7440]

I clicked on this so fast I’ve been on a withdrawal from Dan and Phil I’ve been kicking and screaming for this Ps y’all look SO good like every year you both get more and more fine 😮‍💨

[@syedaaaaaaa]

They’ve gotten ridiculously fine

[@bec7440]

@@syedaaaaaaaliterally

[@yaritzajuarez7137]

BRO IT DOESN'T HELP IM A BI QUEEN AND I JUST SEE DAN AND IM LIKE FUCK!

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

literally like wine. cant wait for their dilf era

[@yaritzajuarez7137]

@@UnBesoDeCristal AHHHHHHHH ./////.

[@lucyafyxoxo4242]

Thank you both for making me smile after a horrific day at work :)

[@neocinna]

have a cookie and feel better 🥺🫶🍪

[@slitherboo6782]

Ong

[@LilyKing03]

hope you're feeling a little better!

[@takeoats]

May those who inconvenienced you be inconvenienced

[@elizabethpage_]

Hope you’re feeling better!

[@sezztooley]

the way phil rhymes everything in response to whatever dan says is just truly the most joyful thing ever ❤

[@muffin._.milk.]

2:05 definitely Markiplier

[@somethingelse9176]

Thank you for your service

[@jessicapascual8988]

idc what ppl say, they have been and still are my comfort ppl

[@spaceant0765]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

[@seaslug67]

20:59 i love how confidently phil says “you’re wrong here” when he is in fact wrong. they are both rats

[@seaslug67]

ESPECIALLY phil

[@elodiecrumbs3351]

petition to release the unused Back from the Dead scripts.

[@wednesdaysartcastle9018]

The simultaneous relief and concern about how Phil caught the phone lmao

[@smollestbeanlol]

DAN AND PHIL GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[@samsingsthings]

these texts are honestly the most 'bffs for 23 years, literally never have to use actual words' core. i love it sm

[@fia9845]

I'm the pastry's lawyer and I'd like to inform you that it most likely was cardamom which is DELISH on pastries - *mic drop*

[@tovsami]

As happy I’m that you uploaded this video, I just need to say, as a Swedish person that the bun is 100% not a pepper bun… it’s a cardamom bun, and they’re amazing!

[@Tadpoli]

I don't know how to explain it, but these videos are so comforting and hilarious and I love them so much. I am so excited to add another one to my many playlists! Thank you Dan and Phil for blessing us with so much incredible and incredibly timeless content!

[@helmi7923]

"nougat" "grobe" is my favourite interaction

[@allisonroth]

This makes me happy. I always love when Dan and Phil let us hang out with them

[@dimitra_k]

If these videos continue we'll reach a point where the texts are just gonna be strange sounds in some new Dan and Phil alphabet

[@sagasjogren2994]

shoutout to all the swedes who got up and screamed “ITS CARDAMOM” during the stockholm show when dan talked about his “pepper bun”

[@drumstickvanilla66]

well, there’s my new comfort video for the next 11 months