Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan!

[@AmazingPhil]

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[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

Hello everyone, good viewing🐼

[@alexmoore0666]

the beetle sweater is a gold scarab witch where used in ancient Egyptian culture

[@lizaechelon]

didn’t know how deep Phil’s spiralling was when Dan was away until I saw all those green monstrosities

[@skyolor4750]

that and the "smash or pass spooky edition" it sure was a journey

[@jaybehkay2438]

That shirt was a monstrosity 😭 it was cute before hand

[@winterkeptuswarm]

I kinda love that shade of green for the cottage-core of it all! It is, indeed, an earthy shade, perhaps even the shade of moss 😂 which is maybe mold-adjacent?? (but they're from entirely different animal kingdoms so actually not really) I can NOT believe they kept the holey green JP hoodie!!

[@jen-nee]

i’ve used that exact same green dylon dye to dye all my pillowcases and white tee shirts and i must admit that 3 years later i wish i’d shown some restraint lmao

[@maitesoto1953]

​@@winterkeptuswarm they can't be from different animal kingdoms, there's only one animal kingdom and neither moss nor mold is an animal! (Mold is a fungus, like mushrooms and yeasts, and moss is a very primitive plant)

[@danielhowell]

everyone on instagram is an enabler

[@lameborghini6980]

proud enabler

[@cherhorowitch47]

phil needs more clothes imo

[@theodore.frog333]

someone has to🤷

[@SammieNel]

We have to balance out SOMEONE’S pessimism

[@dannydevito7145]

Proud to be one 🫡

[@twoheadedle0]

"you look like the hamburglar" is rich coming from dan, who wears black and white striped jumpers so much that that's how phil pictures him in his head

[@kait.theidiot]

nah fr, I thought it could be something of Dan’s at first 💀💀

[@3ggbite]

oomf in the wild

[@spineberrii]

@@3ggbite yappers are infecting the internet shush

[@twoheadedle0]

@@3ggbite HEY MOOTIE

[@tessgonzalez285]

LOL THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@audraleigh5777]

"you can only have one black glittery jumper" that's RICH coming from you, daniel

[@charliejohnson3298]

I was thinking the same fucking thing

[@Sirenbite]

“This smells like a man that is not me” “EXCUSE ME PHILIP” my exact reaction Dan

[@lameborghini6980]

“in the most insulting way possible, that looks like something I’d buy” 💀

[@allthatimnot18]

this made me laugh out loud bc he was so right 😭

[@LuluJones14]

The best response

[@kiraisamess]

“you can only have one black (sparkly) jumper” said DANIEL HOWELL

[@hydrogorgon]

my thoughts EXACTLY

[@bugbear2357]

can't have Phil stealimg his brand

[@cerebralhan]

phil saying he would be in crisis twink era when dan left and then dying the whole house sage green is so iconic

[@agneseditsstuff]

TRULY

[@mildlifecrysis]

Phouse*

[@helenvane]

13:40 this is a travesty. that looked SO nice on him. oh daniel you will start coughing in 3 days.

[@ewllen808]

right???? i'm devastated by the loss of that sweater

[@ko-ve7mi]

right it was so cute and looks so comfy.. i need a sweater like that

[@korimm3020]

agree, it was one of the nicest pieces

[@KristieDawn_]

BIG agree!!! I was so sad

[@galileogalilei21]

A PLAGUE UPON HIM AND HIS

[@corvigae]

Someone who has certified Furby Autism here: The Furby you have is the Koala color, and was released in 1999! He also looks to be in pretty good condition, at least visually!

[@saraschu2735]

So cool!! I was actually wondering. Thanks :)

[@gabriellewatermel.]

Thank you for this! 😊😊

[@gnomad28]

i am so happy that u got to apply your extensive furby knowledge :)

[@carrotcake6987]

omg I’m also a furby autistic

[@audoldends6799]

Always good to hear from experts

[@keysmashingnerd]

the green dye arc is a crazy reveal i can’t believe they hid it for this long LMAO

[@fairypenguinss]

now need to see dan do this with his 50 million designer monstrosities

[@jasmint3207]

EXACTLY

[@mandysue1857]

That all look identical

[@chadaca588]

2 mins into the video - Phil: "I'M A BIG FAN OF TOPS" okay sir

[@ellaelliott4415]

tops only bar

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Phil loves a good bear top doesn't he?

[@dylghtbae]

@@MoonchildDontCrydefinitely

[@oliverrose999]

Flashback to when they played that card game and Dan went “ok Phil this one goes out to you” and it was a card that when read out loud was supposed to sound like power bottom 😂

[@moirayzabelle5260]

there’s no way that Phil doesn’t know how it sounds at this point 😂

[@aeternalslime9670]

"grandad, and not GILF" is the sort of thing you only say to a true friend, a real soul deep read that says as much about the reader as the one who gets read.

[@Stacey_Not_Sarah]

17:33 “you look like a checkers themed villain in Spy Kids 3D” is the best insult I’ve ever heard

[@clemhowdy]

"i could be a lesbian witch" ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@crystalsnow5046]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@miroh8]

dnp are honorary butches to me

[@Thehipsteremo]

He does read tarot cards, so really Phil's been one of us this entire time

[@Bkid123321]

Ngl He would look amazing in lesbiancore😂

[@ldipkin]

​@@miroh8as a butch I accept them

[@sunflowerhandler]

3:12 oh for... of course Phil did the "while she’s gone i'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts / why / she's pretty much 85% of my impulse control" meme but with _green dye_

[@semisweethearts]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂

[@befumms]

People were literally making jokes about Phil being that guy and now we have confirmation that he is indeed, that guy

[@shonanarama]

Very Jenna Marbles cutting and dying her hair bright red when Julian leaves her alone 😂

[@arantxaavl]

You're right

[@sunflowerhandler]

​@@shonanarama they're both those high strung dogs who chew your curtains apart when left alone i guess, r.i.p. the bathmat

[@Sketchyjenn]

“In the most insulting way possible that looks like something I’d buy” is the funniest thing dan has ever said

[@YukiAndZeroFTW]

14:09 phil trying to find the other pocket and then giving up is one of the more relatable things ive seen today

[@jjdracula]

Phil celebrating each time Dan says he can keep an item like it isn’t his wardrobe, and he doesn't ultimately have full control over what stays 😂

[@KristieDawn_]

Right?? I am actually really hoping he didn't yeet anything that he actually did wanna keep!

[@Itsme-gt9ln]

It did not feel like he had full control 😂

[@hi-rw4nl]

​@@KristieDawn_ hes a full grown ass adult what are you worried about😭

[@KristieDawn_]

@@hi-rw4nl You'd be surprised... There are plenty of "full grown ass adults" who don't feel like they have full control over their own self, whether they even realize it or not... Like people pleasers and/or chameleons. Not saying this is actually happening to Phil, but a lot of his reactions to what Dan says remind me of myself and it wouldn't be unrealistic that Phil doesn't even realize his decisions are being more influenced by what Dan says than he thinks. So.. yeah, I do really hope he didn't actually throw away anything he liked, deep down. 🤷

[@Sentientmatter8]

It's not even that unreasonable. It's pretty normal to care what your romantic partner thinks about how you look...​@@KristieDawn_

[@Aosm09]

I love the way phil has to barter with Dan to keep his own clothes

[@thevictorianvampire1155]

Such husbands

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

​@@thevictorianvampire1155 keep that in 2015 please

[@thevictorianvampire1155]

@@UnBesoDeCristal i was being sarcastic, chill tf out

[@alexanderh8129]

@@UnBesoDeCristalHAHA i think thats just a thing ppl say idk if they meant it in a shipping way😭😭😭

[@danteshusband]

@@UnBesoDeCristal Dan literally called Phil his husband in an interview

[@celiacaffrey]

THE CUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRIENDS SHIRT LMFAO WHAT

[@izzyperezfernandez4697]

right?? thought my phone bugged

[@rosie2292]

MINESWEEPER

[@celiacaffrey]

@@rosie2292 I LAUGHED

[@-ellieille-]

If they got yeeted I’m kinda glad we don’t know, the mukbang video is a comfort video of mine and I’d be sad to see the lucky Friends t-shirt go! We already had to see him get rid of the napstablook (ghost) t-shirt!

[@noahpoole422]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMWNT ABOUT THIS what happened there fr

[@cheerlollypop202]

dan better not try to turn you into a minimalist. us maximalists need to be strong and stick together.

[@_bebeboudeur_]

me, looking at my never ending pile of clothes : ye-yes.. what they just said!

[@kai_winchester_66]

we need to stick together lol !!

[@Jasmineee3000]

“Is anyone in the market for a glittery beetle?” in the most goblin northern voice ever. This will be my new echolalia phrase for the next 4 working days.

[@cr1s1s0ff41th]

it sounded like his papyrus voice in a way

[@Jasmineee3000]

@@cr1s1s0ff41th when I saw the preview for this notification come up I already knew what it was in reference to which means you’re so right

[@sofeea]

9:19 i guess we'll never know what phil thinks about friends 🤷🏽‍♀

[@jesse_is_spiralling2028]

11:53 "if emo comes back" MY GUY IT NEVER LEFT YOU JUST GAVE UP ON IT

[@cholechaaat]

yeeting the fashionable jumpers is actually killing me i cant DANIEL SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN

[@nox4539]

RIGHT I WAS CRYING

[@crhct]

all those cozy jumpers are the best!

[@Memmyrabilia]

Dan’s minimalism and Phil’s maximalism are going to cause some wars in the comments, calling it now 💀

[@guaranteedbyshwarmi]

the cut-off from Phil's decision on if "Friends" was "vintage cool" (keep) or "vintage cringe" (yeet) was a cowardly (/tone: joking) decision that made me cackle so loudly, the censorship, the fear of "Friends" fans and haters alike, it was so funny

[@sarahwilson5860]

Cleaned out my closet while watching. Here's your reminder that most nonprofits, shelters, inpatient/outpatient hospitals, and youth centers take clothing donations! Much better to donate to those instead of for-profit second-hand shops if you can! Happy spring cleaning!

[@caoilfhinnreddy5606]

Not sure if the UK is the same as Ireland but here we don't really have for profit second hand shops that take donations! You have charity shops where everyone donates then vintage/upcycle shops that's buy stuff in

[@hollydoesmed7754]

phil dying everything in the phouse green while dan wasn't there to talk him out of it has the exact energy of 'the only thing stopping me cutting all the sleeves off my t-shirts is my girlfriend'

[@nicoleroman7945]

Phouse 😹😹😹😹😹

[@cinnybatter]

THE PHOUSE

[@clairemckinley691]

“Why the fuck are you wearing a shoe” says Mr Syndrome over here…

[@Kelly_C]

mr compression sock

[@chloenord280]

Dan saying that Phil looks like the hamburglar in that jumper is real rich coming from him and his attachment to his Paris twink shirt

[@swiftlyjer-pdf]

RIP spooky week ghost shirt. you've been in so many memories.

[@crhct]

everyone associates the purple and black stripey jumper with 'the creepy mind of phil lester'! iconic video and iconic look

[@eviethehuman9356]

I'd piss myself if the "man that wasn't phil" was just phil using the perfume sponsor perfume

[@jumies4056]

probably was lol

[@alexf225]

@@jumies4056 Nah it couldn't be

[@konumbra]

"everything should be green" is something I adamantly STAND BY

[@fizzlewizard404]

green is not a creative color...

[@Jeevesie1988]

@@fizzlewizard404 As someone whose favourite colour is green and who also loves DHMIS... I am so glad someone beat me to this comment. XD

[@crhct]

green tiles next!!

[@lunatic5162]

​@fizzlewizard404 well u can stfu will ya 😂 creative my arse

[@Sproutbby]

I love green so much 😂

[@LadyRoseWater]

1 second into the video: Phil: "I have a problem" Dan: "You have A (1) problem??"

[@katieinthecorner6561]

the yeet on the katamari hoodie hurt ngl 🥲 it's so nice!! such a soft shade of green. AND THE BATTENBERG JUMPER. criminal

[@lumpyspacepeebs2184]

Finally, the holy northern trinity in one jacket: Oasis, Louis Tomlinson and Phil Lester

Phil's fashion is literally the most immaculate and perfect thing on earth, and you cant convince me otherwise.

[@rooron3152]

real

[@CaitlinMagness]

real

[@thePinkKitty3]

So true!!

[@sophiapoundstone5931]

Not me and Dan saying "very Louis Tomlinson" at the exact same time about the one jacket 😆

[@raquelg7912]

literally, like, that's him in the peaky blinders haircut era, you know which photo

[@AliceOnAStick]

I was the only one (along with dan) saying it looked very Liam Gallagher it seems

[@crhct]

@@AliceOnAStick liam gallagher/oasis is one of louis' inspirations, so that makes sense!

[@lay_1306]

Dan wanting to yeet the black denim one must have been considered a hate crime cause Phil do be looking hot as hell in that

[@smiley-hugs]

15:16 mourning her :(((( one of my favourite things you’ve ever owned

[@dumbxandxjaded]

I think this is my favourite phil video ever. So natural, so real, so domestic, makes me simultaneously want to buy slouchy soft sweaters and cool patterned shorts, and also have a housemate who can lovingly call me out on my clothes hoarding problems

[@alina-hj8is]

green actually works so well with your natural hair colour i fully support the green-ification of your wardrobe

[@LeticiaVL15]

YES!!! That dark green fits him so well!!!

[@chloepatrick12]

phil ditched the hair dye and bought fabric dye instead

[@sailorjoopiter]

BYE- 💀💀💀

[@river1216]

tbh phil definitely needs more maroon, teal and plum in his wardrobe, jewel tones really suit him

[@magicalflails]

Agreed! I'm surprised there aren't more comments about that!

[@somethingelse9176]

17:39 it took me way too long to realize dan said "here comes the PAWN"

[@MarlowePowerLockman]

Okay thank you, even the captions were saying p*rn

[@mr.perezident9381]

Dan kept it real in this. We all need a Dan to tell us what clothes we should have thrown out by now and what clothes we should have never have bought in the first place.

[@ynkci7758]

dan just doesnt understand the forest goblin vibes and thats why he doesnt get why everything should be green....

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

it's so weird bc isn't he the one that loves shrek core like what????

[@AgentSteffi]

for real. swamp witch aesthetic for the win! give me swamp green.

[@elle5355]

"I'd pollinate that" "Thank you! ☺️"

[@somethingelse9176]

It's fun because a lot of stuff he wore with black hair looks completely different with new hair!

[@ciaranchronicles438]

14:42 is a CRIME to get ride of ! Phil looks so good in those colors

[@Knuffelmaus456]

Right, now Dan is next and let's see how many black, sparkly jumpers we find in his wardrobe!!!!

[@chloepatrick12]

i am judging dans decisions

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Honestly same. I love Dan but I was side eyeing him so much during the vid.

[@chloepatrick12]

@@MoonchildDontCryhe yeeted the wrong things 😔

[@sourapplerings]

i’m on dan’s side for most of them 😭

[@rresbina]

ikr! i think the green sweatshirt really suited phil 5:42

[@somethingelse9176]

Seriously he's bonkers

[@katienewell7350]

Loving the new 'Phil dyed everything green' lore drop

[@ThePenguinCries]

"if you've not touched it in 6 months its a yeet" ive not touched my winter jacket in 6 months better throw that shit out

[@AriaLouisa]

I was thinking the same thing haha. Atleast wait a full year.

[@Lewis_McCartney]

That part reminded me how mild the weather in the UK is. I live in Canada, I have two full separate wardrobes worth of clothes for each half of the year lmaooo

[@oliverharris60]

It’s mild compared to a lot of places, but it’s also just the same all year round - rainy and cold aside from 2 weeks when it’s sunny but made up of odd days scattered around the year randomly most of the time 😂

[@ThePenguinCries]

@@Lewis_McCartney i live in nz and i have the same clothes i just layer a whole lot more on in winter and i have 1 coat that i only wear in winter

[@oliviacraft24]

The gray denim with sheep neck actually does look hot on Phil!! Let him keep forever!

[@scaraptor2106]

9:35 Phil is now ready to start his own 1990s-2000s Britpop band

[@mikaylafroess4760]

Phil’s genuine head tilt “thank you” to Dan saying “oh id pollinate that” made my eye twitch AHHHH

[@keysmashingnerd]

16:46 “in the most insulting way possible, that looks like something i’d buy” LMAOO

[@Ohheyleesuhj]

I cackled out loud at that one 😂

[@HeyImRayy]

this is me telling you to please reshave the slit

[@alexanderwestberg4047]

either that or an eyebrow piercing

[@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061]

I’m gonna need this to be redone only via Instagram polls. Dan, you’re fired for all those yeets. I won’t stand for it.

[@avengersteve]

even when i dont agree with dan, his comments had me rolling 😭 theyre so effortlessly funny

[@konumbra]

I would unironically wear the "bland grandad" green jumper... hand it over

[@olivercoulthard5468]

I was begging for it honestly

[@martyw1006]

i need to know where its from so bad

[@hanbanan4]

saaaaame

[@plutopepsi578]

Yeah same lol

[@AgentSteffi]

it's soooo pretty!!!

[@robbiina]

Next video idea: Dan tries all yeeted items

[@-sof.]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@KarolYuuki]

That would be AMAZING

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Do not let Dan make these decisions you’ll lose all of your color Philip

[@margareeta1369]

Phil you have cool undertones which means your skin is pink, your veins appear more blue than green and you look best in cool colors. These colors are pinks, blues, emerald and mint greens, black and white. I am also cool toned and a fellow lover of green so I do wear my swampy greens too cause I love them so it's not that serious but you might wanna keep this info in mind anyway. Our worst colors are warm yellows, oranges, reds

[@cjacobs100]

PLEASE keep the pink checkered battenberg jumper!!! phil, you had the right idea about pairing it with the quiff

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

“I’m a big fan of tops” makes a lot of sense when you remember the “tops only bar”

[@jumies4056]

I HAD THE SAME THOUGH LOLL

[@alexwall7404]

Omg the tops only cafe, I can never look at a muffin the same way again 😂

[@lisa_vxng]

Wouldn't be a year™ without a phil fashion video that includes dans comments from the off

[@gloriousgravynugs]

The first time we heard Phil say fuck he was wearing that bright future tshirt. It’s a Phan relic that can never be thrown away

[@_hrut]

katamari hoodie being yeeted will never let me sleep

[@un3hcorn]

NOO INSTAGRAM WAS WRONG KEEP THE KATAMARI HOODIE

[@limeisntinteresting]

Dan's disembodied voice going from the golden pig to the houseplants upgrade(?)

[@RMills646]

1:11 Yeet may be an onomatopoeia, but my favourite one will always be mICRowave

[@piercedsiren]

This is always in my brain. It turns in my head like it would in a mIcrowAve.

[@clarissarojas7959]

Phil having a crisis when Dan left and dyeing everything green is so real 😭 I understand you Phil

[@outcasted_]

17:11 was giving yuri on ice in the worst way possible. YEET

[@branana_b]

Phil truly lives by “One small step for green…one giant Phil…for green” with how many green things he owns omg 😂

[@jasmint3207]

That's probably what he said to himself while dying everything green 😊

[@Fosharie1445]

The grey Calvin Klein jumper was giving tellytubby in like the worst way, glad it’s been yeeted

[@irisparkin5111]

7:55 THAT MASTERPIECE?? YOU YEETED?? IS PHIL NOT A LESBIAN WITCH LIKE THE REST OF US?!

[@courtneythomas3297]

Phil is definitely an honorary lesbian witch

[@firstpinof-mel]

who knew the “tops only bar” was your wardrobe this whole time

[@crhct]

15:55 the nasa jumper!! i loved in the haircut video, another one that i think suits the quiff better than the fringe

[@crhct]

16:05 same goes for the denim-y button down from the first 'seeing things without my glasses' video. i also think some of these looks pair really well with glasses.

[@AgentSteffi]

when they said "it had it's time" to the Nasa Jumper... excuse me? I can understand the shirt (it's a lot of colour, holy shit), but the jumper was so nice ;-;

[@pixwyatt5138]

10:17 speaking of which, DAN YOU NEVER SHOWED US YOUR OUTFIT YOU SAID YOU ORDERED! 😂

[@shoutallpanic]

"in the most insulting way possible, this looks like something i would buy" I DIED

[@lisa_vxng]

9:38 "very louis tomlinson" FACTS (also the way that instantly got my full attention back to the video from looking at my phone lmao)

[@AdamZugone]

Surprisingly he was completely right

[@crhct]

speaking of louis, i feel like dnp would like his 28 clothing line. idk i can just picture them wearing it!

[@lisa_vxng]

@@crhct trueee yeah some pieces might be too Lad for them but i can see it too

[@crhct]

​@@lisa_vxng i think they'd like the rose jumper and some of the t shirts/hoodies

[@lisa_vxng]

​@@crhctthat brown one could be a new potato jumper (lovingly) for dan😂

[@dawnchorus8556]

phil is a lot stronger than me cus if i had some random dude in my house constantly insulting my fashion choices idk what id do

[@oceanarlert]

“some random dude” LMAOOOO

[@violaace3252]

yeah dan IS just a random dude tbh

[@cagedstar]

Lmao 😭😭

[@alexf225]

The random dude that he hangs around for like 12 years already. Surprised Phil didn't throw him out yet

[@sarahunabridged]

Just Some Guy

[@samanthamillie899]

"in the most insulting way possible that looks like something i would buy" Dan's commentary is top tier

[@paigevictoria]

As someone who is also a (sentimental) keeper, I fully understand the struggle lol. You go Phil! Thanks for the inspiration to try to get rid of things

[@ynkci7758]

i yelled OUT LOUD when u decided to yeet that green plaid sweater...GIVE IT TO ME????

[@carterpewterschmidt7]

yeeting the katamari hoodie is CRIMINAL

[@jean_ramsey]

The furby being older than Dan is fantastic and I’m here for it!

[@lizziecarlita]

16:05 Phil you genuinely look like young Sheldon

[@Art3mis200]

Dan just don’t ever leave Phil alone on the house for an extended period of time There is a real possibility of the entire house being dyed

[@crhct]

'i am a fashion hoarder' i basically stopped growing at like 13 so i still have clothes from over a decade ago that i never grew out of

[@piercedsiren]

You and me. I am above 25 but I can fit in clothes from when I was 16.

[@wickedburnout6876]

same, im 20 and still wear band shirts to work out in

[@leafkelley8007]

cannot BELIEVE ppl voted to get rid of the katamari hoodie that shit is ICONIC

[@jadziajan]

Ikr? I voted keep! Iirc I voted differently from everyone else on every poll but one

[@myriapinkston7122]

@@jadziajanthe fans telling him to keep that beetle jumper made me feel personally offended 💀 felt like a sabotage lmao

[@HaruthaiKnight]

PHIL LESTER DONT YOU EVER DITCH THE KATAMARI HOODIE 😭😭😭😭 pls pls phil you look so good in it you’re breaking my heart 😭😭

[@crhct]

they're forgetting how good it looked in that liveshow and in that dapg video!

[@PriyaPans]

​@@crhctwhich one

[@mossycobblemouse2728]

17:02 Dan in his cruise ship horn era