Roasting the most expensive houses in the UK!

[@grace3112]

I’m scottish I can confirm we just really like musical chairs

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Lol

[@obliquesauce6741]

Can also confirm

[@tyranosaurusbex2950]

so true

[@AmazingPhil]

ahh good to know there's a reason for 57 chairs!

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

yup, I also confirm.

[@theinkbleeds]

obsessed with the contrast of sophisticated philip and MEGA DILF phil

[@AmazingPhil]

if we are in the same room for too long the universe may collapse

[@AxxLAfriku]

@@AmazingPhil WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear phil

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@AxxLAfriku Fishing for attention is definitely unpretty behavior.

[@captaincharlie_]

@@nomoretwitterhandles facts

[@katiehotchkiss3225]

Same

[@sadwhale1106]

“the windows are all… glass” it’s nice to see phil being consistent with the idea of glass windows throughout the years

[@BirdBath1]

Sad, look at bird bath

[@callmek5]

RIGHT

[@BirdBath1]

@@callmek5 look at bird bath

[@begumnazcakir]

if i had a house i'd make every window glass

[@killmeplsiwantdeath8976]

I love how you still just think of the sims when it comes to building a house, like you haven't had any other house building experience in recent times

[@maggielaw6320]

"It's like the sims, but in real life!" You... you mean life, Phil?

[@wintersspace2003]

And the “windows made of glass”

[@jessnicole12]

phil: “i don’t like to dance so we’re gonna have to put something there” phil 2 seconds later: “ *DDR machine* “

[@AmazingPhil]

if DDR counts as dancing then I change my stance!

[@jessnicole12]

@@AmazingPhil i mean it is called DANCE DANCE revolution but the jury is still out on its “dancing” status

[@viwinchester2396]

😂

[@ciara1045]

@@jessnicole12 the two dances cancel out making it just revolution

[@milenaeverette]

@@ciara1045 just Phil leading a revolution like Katniss except nobody dies and everyone is gay, the true gay agenda

[@NerdyDisneyGirl90]

Susan has been a lot of things over the years now she's a home buyer. I'm so proud 🥲

[@katiehotchkiss3225]

Long live Susan

[@CaptainScenemo]

We love a renaissance woman

[@TheBerylfly]

Phil's secret wife Susan remains a superior Susan

[@casamity6755]

how far she’s come from being a goldfish 🥺

[@calypsoshere1]

i love that hes kept the bit going for so long (not biased at all)

[@lochhjesmonster]

“That is a kinky hedge” is something I think every realtor should hear at least once from a client 😂

[@charlottecrean5860]

sometimes i forget houses like this actually exist and are for sale. people live there phil , real rich people!

[@kaz1819]

Phil is rich lmao. There house looks big.

[@rebeccawilliams139]

@LizzyDizzyYo their staff do

[@spiceyicey]

tasty, tender, juicy rich people

[@cjacobs100]

tbh sometimes extremely wealthy people buy them just to let them sit empty

[@HaruthaiKnight]

I gotta say i LOVE this genre of video for you, Phil. Give us more videos of you giving ✨opinions✨ on things! The more unqualified of you about it, THE BETTER!

[@nanamiharuka3269]

yeah like online window shopping

[@amandaisnotwriting]

Agreed I love the vibes

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

agreed! i really liked this :)

[@AdamZugone]

I'd say the less qualified the better. Please, try and explain some science stuff to me I'm sure it'll be very entertaining

[@BirdBath1]

Love birds, look at bird bath

[@eviemustdie]

the background is slowly getting more and more chaotic and i’m here for it

[@almenaadams446]

My sister and her fiancé live on a boat on the Thames. It’s really cute and they have loads of houseplants around the outside area because she works at a garden centre :)

[@lyricsmind]

Boatplants😜

[@genknowles]

what a dream

[@TheMostValiant]

"Not optimal horse placement" manages to make so much sense in context

[@xckurcl139_]

every other person looking for unique and modern decoration, aesthetically pleasing and matching colours and stunning architecture phil: ✨GLASS WINDOWS✨

[@miraj5569]

this isn't the first time he said that either, I very distinctly remember him saying "if I had a house, I would make every window glass" in one of the sims videos (and yes, it's worrisome that THAT is what my brain chooses to remember)

[@ronnieredmayne]

This video has very special energy and vibes. Oldschool Phil meets present day Phil. I'm here for it!

[@B3autySparks]

literally!!! esp the ending

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

Quite literally, given that our spiritual overlord, Mega-Dilf Phil, is watching over us from his special little corner.

[@red.gem_]

i know right!!

[@夜明けのエスプレッソ]

yes i was so surprised by the ending!! it really brings back the thrill of watching oldschool phil videos

[@BirdBath1]

Bird are sweet, look at bird bath

[@mis03o]

"We'll replace that with an oil painting of Yuzuru Hanyu" Phil has TASTE I don't own a castle, but I would also like to have an oil painting of Yuzuru Hanyu in my house haha

[@Tassy202]

Yesss

[@olufson]

I'm 100% sure Dan has been info-dumping about what a travesty this Olympics was and gushing about the ever-increasing (yet still underrated) unsurpassable greatness of Yuzuru like he used to do back in his livestreaming days :')

[@mis03o]

@@olufson literally me with my family 🤣

[@olufson]

@@mis03o oh same, my brother was subjected to at least 3 separate hour-long lectures about it (it's ok though because he's now learning to skate with me so he's not entirely disinterested lol)

[@devi_-]

Came here to say this lol. My king!

[@EzzChase]

Does anyone else want Dan and Phil to do a house tour but not in a like " I'm a stalker way" or a "showing off all my stuff way" but in a way so we can see their interior design choices and what style makes them happy

[@rhiannasaglani7404]

this is the only reason I wanna see their house like pls the pics we've had look SO cool I wanna see the design

[@EzzChase]

Same!!

[@jadent2632]

I would be okay with paint* swatches and items without seeing the actual layout as well haha

[@rhiannasaglani7404]

@@jadent2632 omg yes exactly

[@Leo-zt4no]

ngl I want a 24/7 livestream of the tree under the stairs. I just wanna watch it. It makes me happy

[@mariocart98]

The sound **NO** phil adds to his videos automatically plays in my head while I'm dealing with daily struggles

[@iNoosy]

omg same

[@Leifisnotaleaf]

I love how none of the expensive posh places got more then a C, and then Phil saw the cheaper houseboats and gave them an A

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

Still devastated that they never went through with the house-flip video idea. The world needs footage of Phil attempting to do literally any of the tasks involved.

[@Gretchasketches]

That ending I’m cackling. It feels very old school phil and makes my heart all warm

[@Faith-qh7js]

I literally can’t stop staring at Phil’s cardboard cutout of himself with the “mega dilf” shirt on it.

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

The entrancing gaze just pulls you in dont it

[@xckurcl139_]

the way its only 2 seconds into the video and im already CHOKING over the mega dilf sweater on cardboard phil 💀

[@magnusbane420]

It's perfect. It's like the entire universe was created, just for us to see this cursedness

[@Caprice_H]

Honestly watching this makes me wonder what Phil put his estate agent through when finding the house/land him and Dan built their house on 😂😂😂

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

This has inspired me to not trust the real estate market in London because £54.5 million for that should be a crime.

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Hey Phil! You've been a big part of my childhood and you're super cool!

[@ronnieredmayne]

"The windows are all glass." - The ultimate approval by Phil Lester

[@nerdygal6133]

Phil looks like that one super cultured and smartly dressed gay friend that would take me to an art gallery then to a fancy brunch after, or a university professor that everyone has a crush on.

[@ronnieredmayne]

That's because he's wearing the 'dark academia' turtleneck from Viewers pick my outfits. He looks so good in it 🥰

[@adriiiiian]

"the windows are all glass" phil this is at least the second time windows and glass have confused you

[@EvaAliceD]

And sadly he can't drink out of them,thinking of that huge jar he uses as a glass to drink out of 😂

[@SA-et7of]

This video is just what I needed today! Phil’s videos always make me smile!

[@charlieishee153]

that cutout wearing the mega dilf shirt is a war crime

[@SHyuneeS]

The amount of excitement when Phil *mentioned* Yuzuru Hanyu 😳 10/10 would purchase an oil painting of Yuzu 😭

[@romanluna1702]

The end left me both giggling and slightly intimidated.... well done Phil!

[@sezztooley]

Also, weirdly this is kinda like Phil’s older videos with the super cinematic twist. I love the ending!! 🤩

[@mercedeslrockin]

Phil casually mentioning Yuzuru Hanyu has made my day

[@rivkavermeij]

I almost missed it, but yes, same

[@Tassy202]

Sameee

[@upsidedownsteph]

No idea that I needed a video of Phil looking at expensive homes

[@rupgmmb]

"Wales" *Shows orcas* "Scotland" *Shows the weirdest Loch Ness monster picture*

[@lissaslunacy]

Can you imagine the upkeep on those houses? Yikes. The heating bill alone would give me a heart attack.

[@emmasmith1537]

It's so stressful I can only imagine 💀

[@thealtpandapng]

All of these just look like hotels and I just can’t imagine actually living in one of those.

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

I’m imaging the moment Phil finally had enough of cringing every time he saw the cut-out and desperately covered it with the shirt. That or it was Dan, having a lolzor.

[@Br0nkus]

3:58 "i dont like to dance, so we're going to have to put something there" follows up by saying DDR machine, making it once again a dancing space

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I love the addition of the cutout with the MEGA DILF shirt on the background

[@nicolenishimori2033]

i guess the cardboard phil cutout wearing a “mega dilf” shirt is a staple background piece now

[@vertigatari]

@8:45 that pause zoom in felt like a physical embodiment of dan’s “…phil.” 😂

[@lisa_vxng]

the fact that they buy a 54 million pound house in central London and but then definitely use the bus out front... Phil logic😂❤️

[@thenopedetective]

He did think through the negatives of living by the eye though! 😂

[@Max-sv2vk]

“i don’t like dancing” “maybe put a dance dance revolution machine there”

[@EmilyMayBeStrange]

This video is amazing! Funny, cursed ending, and you can tell that you actually know a lot about housing stuff after all you've been through with your house!

[@aaryalouise6391]

Not even 20 sec in and I'm already having the most fun I've had today. Why? "ChOke mE tUrtLe dAdDy"

[@alyssamae4]

I love that the beautiful photo of Scotland you chose was of Nessie.

[@myirnlung]

the background has been majorly improved

[@MintyUnicorns]

The most important part of home decor is definitely optimal horse placement

[@pstrick1946]

I appreciate the horror moment at the end. Giving me Amazing Phil 2010-era vibes

[@lucyyy2211]

I love how Phil ended up just buying a houseboat after trying to find a super expensive place lmao

[@winterwindle1160]

good to know that both successful KZbinrs and tired, failing college students have the same random urge to look at houses they can’t afford! i was just doing this the other night instead of studying

[@lesters_cult]

phil you and your editing style is an absolute blessing

[@CityNaturePig]

Re: "The windows are all glass": To be fair, I recently came past a house where half the windows were bricks. So clearly, a distinction needs to be made there...

[@mamakahuna]

Love that you still have the cardboard cutout in the background

[@iwishiwasthemoon]

the best hobby is literally just snooping rich houses i relate tbh

[@chloepatrick12]

praying phils phone screen isn’t smashed right now

[@gabrielle2829]

The castle in scotland is literally like 10 minutes from where I live lmao

[@lizzie5361]

from scotland, can confirm I live in a tartan castle with kinky hedges.

[@kmations4049]

hi Phil! Happy to see you uploaded :] have a lovely day

[@celinaisokay8967]

"The windows are all glass" A callback to an early sims episode?

[@CarmiMia]

I feel like you could watch this on half speed and still miss so many jokes, because this gets funnier every time you watch it. I don't even know where to begin :D This is exactly what I needed today

[@notquiteneutral2590]

HE KEPT THE MEGA DILF

[@VickyLeeGeekLester]

Can we just appreciate the universal love we have for Yuzuru Hanyu ❤️

[@liz7064]

This is exactly what I need before going to uni today! Thanks Phil!

[@shanaweerakoon6609]

Ah good luck at uni! I also have my second day of uni todayyyy

[@filthyvaleska]

I’m glad that Phil #2 has decided to wear the mega dilf shirt

[@versatilethings]

I sould've known this is going somewhere dark when Susan was involved once again

[@loneliness12]

I hope this video is a transition into an amazingphil commentary channel and phil just reviews a bunch of things. I would definitely enjoy phil's comments on ANYTHING

[@sweetcatto]

Phil mentioning Yuzuru Hanyu is everything, ngl I've been way too obsessed with him too

[@ghostguy312]

im so glad you uploaded now, i'm having anxiety and can't sleep and ik this is gonna make me feel better

[@Celine-fx6bq]

Imagine the castle owners finding someone put up a picture of Yuzu up 😂

[@TheMostValiant]

The way I didn't even question "the windows are all glass"

[@bridgetnash2886]

This is by far one of the best videos on this channel. The editing? Chef's kiss. The sass? Off the charts.

[@hollygr4ce]

“Lap up that green with your eyeballs” LMAO ?

[@midnighteddy1672]

finally a house tour!!

[@Annemaykee]

‘I don’t wanna look at other people, I wanna look at Netflix’ is the most relatable thing ever

[@victoriaarcuri4906]

i'm so happy and honored to still watch you make such a quality content even after all these years! growing up with you is still one of the best things that has ever happened to me! you uniqueness and originality is something that has always inspired me dude, thank you for so many years of you being yourself and being awesome at it! honestly, this is totally a video i would make if I was a youtuber, and watching you do it is even more fun than i could ever make. It's one of the people I love the most doing something I also love doing in the best possible way! so thank you very very much! luv u

[@melanieb5863]

phil looks like he's about to teach me the best college brit lit class of the century

[@zulal9926]

I love how casual he was about the yuzuru hanyu painting.

[@Jhud69]

My mom used to work for the most wealthy polish woman back in the day and we got to visit her house in London in 2016 I believe. It was absolutely bonkers. I’m not sure if it’s not even one of these you’ve shown here.

[@starlightsall]

Every castle needs a glorious oil painting of Yuzuru Hanyu, so true Phil ♡

[@seveniscrying2182]

i would pay so much money to see phil on a house show

[@jeanz638]

The ending is giving me so many 2009 phil video vibes, i love it.

[@theradioghost8440]

Very stressed about college right now and needed a break. A Phil video was exactly what I needed. You never fail to brighten my day 💕

[@Iuckystarz]

phil mentioning yuzuru hanyu has now made my day

[@TV-1997]

thanks for putting the idea of a big oil painting of yuzuru hanyu into my head, now i gotta make one

[@Zoe-tq1ke]

Glad Yuzuru hanyu lives rent free in all of our brains collectively, including Phil’s

[@Sentientmatter8]

I am here for the story within a story format, Phil. Love the creativity! You took me on a journey and I trusted you the whole way.

[@andrienaline]

so happy the mega dilf shirt on cardboard phil is here to stay

[@AleeleeXD]

Phil: I don’t like dancing Also Phil: put a DDR machine there

[@alexclover4046]

ever just watch a video and then immediately after want to give the person who made it a hug? yeah same this man's side comments are what i live for

[@crisiscat1111]

The Phil cutout is a little scary, I gotta say

[@anya_v]

“that entrance is a choice” that’s literally your house???

[@lu17ca]

“chandelier looks like it came from the inside of dans mind“ PHIL-

[@charbunble]

4:36 phil, an empath, sensing that the bird cage has a negative vibe

[@-ellieille-]

Well that ending was abrupt and unexpected 😂

[@watermalone]

losing my mind at the mega dilf cardboard cutout 😭😭😭 ur video background is slowly getting more chaotic

[@lilylittlelamb]

I feel like this video is so oddly specific but it’s all I’ve ever wanted to watch?? Would watch Phil review real estate online for hours this is so good 👏👏

[@maychiwong]

the ending lol 😂 i'd love to see you do more videos like this!!!