Amazon Alexa Can't Understand Scottish Accent

Amazon Alexa can't understand the Scottish accent, and this Scottish person filmed the moment Alexa fails to comprehend what she's saying.
The woman attempts to get the home assistant to play 1979 hit "Something's cooking in the kitchen" by Dana.
But her broad accent doesn't pick up on the device, leaving her increasingly frustrated.
"It's no donna!" she barks after Alexa fails to play the song.
Several failed attempts cause her to change her tactic.
Putting on a cockney accent, she tries again - and to her fury, Alexa obliges and plays the tune.
"You just hate Scottish people, ya cow!" she yells.
The clip was filmed on May 20.
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[@TheAudioCGMan]

her: "Dana" Ax: "cant find Donna" her: "Daeena" Ax: "found Dana will play"

[@lil_weasel219]

english is bizarre yes

[@muratdurmaz4691]

Actually in Turkish "Dana" means cow. :)

[@hi_speed_chase]

@@muratdurmaz4691 in scottish cawouu means "cow" :D

[@muratdurmaz4691]

@Tik Tak Tekno Well, I thought it was false.

[@athenahermes2500]

@@muratdurmaz4691 That's a fact rofl

[@erikaallen9595]

Woman: IT’S DANA, NOT DONNA! Alexa: Donna? Woman: DANA Alexa: ....Donna

[@scottmckenzie5476]

Woman is Fern Brady.

[@trinitydouglass462]

Ah kin relate tae th' struggle 🤣

[@kissesforminju]

Erika Allen Lmao . *DaNa InTeNsIfIeS*

[@mapleisable5354]

Danaaah

[@dannygjk]

It's because Alexa doesn't know that Dana can be either a woman's or man's name.

[@MrMetonicus]

Scottish. The secret to privacy in the modern high tech era.

[@sanjayw9878]

Well said lol they cant even pick up the key words people speak to tune in if they cant recognize it x)

[@LeonardoGuilherme92]

So the world saviors who will beat this technocracy, this artificial intelligence dictatorship, the rise of the machines will be scottish or irish, if not both.

[@confusedwolf7157]

End to end encryption like...

[@zh4210]

Scottish: even scots can't understand what the hell you're saying.

[@gold_5600]

True.

[@DanilkaTube]

I love the fact that the automatic subtitles say “Donna” when she says dana

[@axalate4572]

I was gonna comment this LOL

[@gonyx4]

Can anyone explain why? I understand Danna

[@IohannesRichter]

Englisc folc in 10 cent.: speak Ænglisc spræc. Scottisc-englisc folc in 10 cent.: speak Scotta Englisc spræc. English people in 21 cent.: speak Norman-french with Norman-french phonetics and separate English words. Scottish people in 21 cent.: speak Norman-french with English phonetics and more kind English words. English people in 21 cent.: This Scottish English so terrible! This is some kind of German-Italian-Russian accent!

[@danielfallas4825]

Fucking Alexa rofl 🤣😂😂😂

[@dandruff3414]

Alexa ruled the world

[@markwhite308]

I've always wondered what a Scottish person imitating an English would sound like.

[@siesaw1]

Australian 😂

[@shade8984]

It was my favorite part of this video.

[@dragonbutt]

The amazing part is that it worked!

[@justequestrian1542]

Mark White it sounds- amazing yes amazing

[@lbnewell23]

Just sounds like a black cabby driver

[@eduardschwarz8686]

-"You cow" -"I'm not sure"

[@X_Grave_X]

Eduard M stop being a 🐮!

[@eduardschwarz8686]

Wow. That's a lot of likes for something so short

[@lollolowski8956]

CoUU!! 😁

[@dannygjk]

lol

[@miguelguz11]

Its “You Ceuw”

[@noblegrizzlybear5475]

"Oh Christ, English." Scottish history summarized.

[@TheDaibu]

Underrated.

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

So true 😂👌🏼

[@wooby4104]

this made me laugh way too hard

[@febyadhitya1476]

You made my day hahaha

[@Misshonkster]

Accurate

[@gabrielstavis6842]

"Oh Christ, English" is a popular sentence in Scotland

[@BigPeeOfficial]

Yeah 🤣🤣

[@Zapp4rn]

Anglesh

[@YouTubeisgettingworse.]

Ænglesh

[@wiandryadiwasistio2062]

and japan

[@fabioromucho157]

Her: "Dana" Alexa: Donna Subtitles: Donna Me, listening: Daaana

[@martinhorvath4117]

Daana*, but yes.

[@fabioromucho157]

@@martinhorvath4117 its like Daana, but she'd said Daaana and the subtitles heard duhna.

[@CRITICALHITRU]

A man: MAKE ME A FUCKING DINNER.

[@Iyceds]

Daena for me lol

[@TigreDemon]

Daona

[@letoine2877]

How to avoid CIA spy: 1) be Scottish

[@jamesyang420]

Try Irish it's even better

[@agentsmith9858]

@@readingdino711 I speak German and i think you're misinformed, what you mean is "Fratze" Fratze is a word to use for face in a bad way, mostly to insult someone, but i didn't ever hear "fotze" can be used as "Gesicht" = "face"

[@nf_prod7522]

@@agentsmith9858 "fotzn" is a multi purpose word here bei uns in ze bavaria. Its like ze word "schlumpf" at ze smurfs, ju ken use it for einfach alles.

[@aminaalicealic9769]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hardcore meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@M4A1BestGirl]

@@jamesyang420 I'm Irish by my German accent is better. My dominant bloodline is German even though both my parents are Irish-German.

[@matthewdunphy8524]

Huh, a Scottish person trying to imitate an English accent ends up sounding like a bad Australian accent.

[@naturazpolski9213]

It sounded like a evil russian-italian accent IMO

[@aiyanastuddard]

She asked English or American the husband said English, so your incorrect that's how shes supposed to sound🤦‍♀️

[@justanotheryoutuber1498]

.

[@mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533]

But it worked though

[@Dazzxp]

Yeah that sounded like really bad Aussie rather than English. Although I know where she is coming from, these things don't understand Geordie either!

[@zoombini1831]

I thought Scottish people swearing all the time was a stereotype

[@todd6863]

Meat Emperor nah, it isn’t

[@lobster5571]

Yeah it really isn't

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

Its not a sterotype if its true

[@randomminutesoftheday2069]

Gorden ramsy is Scottish

[@todd6863]

I hate to be that guy, but it’s Gordon Ramsay

[@fernandocontreras4981]

*_“SEEY, YOU JEST HEIT SCOTTEISH PEPOL YE KEW!"_*

[@Mo-rf9ev]

👀

[@alancosta8633]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHA

[@mountain9470]

Like my comment fucking cows

[@Dersephh]

@lil lonley so? Does that mean he can't do that?

[@ryder.5355]

2:05

[@tutraficantedeconfianza8897]

"Fokin keeeeeew" -that scotish woman

[@zts3902]

This is what all Scottish people say Source: am Scottish

[@Pstefii]

Foken kæu

[@beni8482]

Pstefi Gaming norwegian?

[@joaquinpalillo]

yo te conozco.... >_

[@takendown.mp4882]

998th like

[@Misterbrainturn]

“You just hate Scottish people yE CEUWWWW!!!!” This made me exhale.

[@awsomeproductions6733]

This should be a meme

[@dawnupton8668]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CitySeventeen17]

I literally inhaled

[@bigmanharold1443]

I think it's cute for some reason

[@vandna5388]

Have the 1000th like

[@DavidCruickshank]

As an english person her 'english' accent was hilarious!

[@easygo1477]

I know right I mean it’s rather hilarious a Scottish person mimicking an English person’s accent I mean it didn’t sound close to being an English accent but she gave it a shot!

[@weltfenos1021]

"Oh christ, englush" the most scottish thing ever said

[@weltfenos1021]

@Kayle, The Righteous this may seem like an off the wall question but I love history. What's your favorite era?

[@joaovitormatos8147]

So you're a history major that isn't

[@weltfenos1021]

@Kayle, The Righteous have you subscribed to useful charts?

[@weltfenos1021]

@Kayle, The Righteous look at his channel

[@Jerma987]

I focken love scottish peeple

[@kikichu-kikorp2603]

Fun fact: Even youtube subtitles are understanding "Donna"

[@anthonyabate3913]

R a c i s m g u y s

[@viperking6573]

LMAO

[@Inseut]

KZbin IS A COW

[@clowningtea806]

Time to watch it once again, but with subtitles

[@aminaalicealic9769]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thebtown508]

“YE JUST HATE SCOOOOTISH PEOPLE YA CEEEWWWW”

[@branislav4760]

Cow

[@yourarseismine1016]

Caw

[@jonhatan34]

Meow Meow

[@branislav4760]

@@jonhatan34 you ruined it you cow

[@truelve11]

Jonhatan34 stop being an arse 😂😂

[@fruitenantcolonel9207]

When she said "Oh Christ, English.", I felt that.

[@DaveLambertITA]

Engl*sh

[@L333gok]

Inferiority complex much? Xd

[@jasonvargas7564]

Alæksah, pley samtheengz kuhking ihn mah keechun boiy dæunah

[@Centzzzz]

*YEEEEERRRR KAAAUUUU* i love scottish insults hahah

[@nicole4669]

Being scottish myself it is funny

[@mackenziefinlay2719]

Haha . Scottish myself

[@retrothecake]

CenTz well that's just a british insult I think because alot if people in England use that

[@sagarbhabar]

Lmao i died laughing

[@Randorr]

Why thank you

[@arcenciel4637]

"You ever tried voice recognition technology? They don't do Scottish accents."

[@heatwaves3212]

Did you copied that off from a Countryhumans video? I know that video. 😂

[@МаксимОрлов-ц7ю]

@@heatwaves3212 It's from a Burnistoun sketch isn't it

[@geoshark12]

Voice recognition, in a lift, in Scotland

[@nopers2223322]

Haggis is useless language

[@ikigai999]

I know wer this dialogue comes from😂😂

[@molrat]

LMAO WHEN SHE DID THE ENGLISH ACCENT I WAS DEAD

[@StarryBlox]

OML Scottish can’t have Alexa lol

[@molrat]

Dr Fabz why :(

[@AshaNimo1]

That was Australian lol

[@erojerisiz1571]

666th like

[@theoneitself]

@Ryan Harrison sounds like one of the female singers of *Boney M in the song MA BAKER*

[@WillAlfredisMapping]

"English or American?" "English? Alright..." **proceeds to become an Australian** Hi y'all, the day I'm editing this comment, it has 561 likes, which is interesting as I have to admit this being a variant of a different comment in this video.

[@Skyebright1]

ThatSooldier agree

[@thepandrbr]

Well, English people are just Australians that haven't gone far in the skill tree yet

[@thepandrbr]

@@petergriffin2665 WELL I'M FUCKING BRAZILIAN SO ENGLISH IS MY SECONDARY LANGUAGE

[@petergriffin2665]

@@thepandrbr I never asked

[@lidiakarvalyszky3345]

Haha it's more cockney than Aussie I think

[@squid98]

she can understand 3 year old but not a Scottish accent

[@jongetje2170]

Imagine how hard it'd be for Alexa to understand a SCOTTISH 3 yo

[@spacekid9680]

Alexa is racist

[@dinorockchick0652]

@@spacekid9680 *xenophobic

[@spacekid9680]

@@dinorockchick0652 ???

[@dinorockchick0652]

@@spacekid9680 Means dislike or prejudice against people from other conntries.

[@julianbelkan2384]

*Female protagonist on the new pokemon be like.*

[@nobody2269]

Julian Belkan fuck aff ye bampot Pokemon I didnae have any repel ye fuckin coo

[@Engifarting456]

*Demoman from tf2 be like :

[@Victor-mi2py]

*_ahm scottish_*

[@Angel-vm9yy]

@@Engifarting456 😂

[@andreiogaya]

LoL

[@XxKINGatLIFExX]

Imagine when the FBI try to monitor this household

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454]

Ah yeah the fbi watching the Scottish

[@DogesMemeFactory]

They probably think Dana and Donna are 2 different people and don’t know whether or not she’s talking about either of them or both of them 😂

[@JosephM]

_ye kew_

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

@Zachary Durocher MI-6*

[@MaelPlaguecrow6942]

They would just get Scotland Yard to do it for them.

[@benjaminflash1108]

As a Turkish man who loves Scottish accent, I was laying on the floor of laughing when she said: "cauvvVVvv"

[@lamewater772]

Esp that last coou is so cute lmao

[@IRosamelia]

Now I want to listen to Something's Cooking in my Kitchen.... By Dana

[@piluu6724]

She really wanted to hear that bloody song, lol

[@Kixrd]

By donna

[@ritub.3349]

😂😂

[@Secretcrushonglam]

@@thebee8415 No she said Dana. Poor woman =D

[@nocatschrysler]

Surfer Rosa *Donna

[@fiji9966]

her: tries speaking english *turns australian*

[@killerfunghoul3948]

No, turns into Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins. 😁

[@sharkytuber4704]

HipHop HD lol

[@Yung_Mango]

It was a cockney English accent not Australian you yank

[@rmdhn1]

@@Yung_Mango ya cow*

[@lieutenant_ludo]

@@Yung_Mango as a cockney that's about as far away as you can get from a cockney accent

[@waken71]

“ALEXA! Stop being a cow” “im not sure” wtf😂

[@yuki8381]

Joaquin lmao

[@Pstefii]

You mean _Kæêu_ ?

[@spacekid9680]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@joaquinpalillo]

Alhekza, I'm gunna ve noice, Aloxa xd

[@SensitiveDilemma]

Stop being a cove

[@ericruiz1036]

The combination of hilarity, rage and accomplishment when Alexa plays after she imitates English is perfection.

[@Brookspirit]

That was nothing like an English accent.

[@McConnachy]

I’m Scottish, and Siri doesn’t have a clue what I’m saying, even when I’m trying to speak clear English. I have an Irish friend with a heavy accent and Siri has no problem with him.

[@Noah13465]

McConnachy It like it just does not have clue. What where saying Siri does not even listen to me Me: play lalala Siri: sorry in can't understand that

[@MrKadjit]

Have you tried to speak english ?

[@xinyuActor]

My Irish partner is so convinced that Alexa doesn't understand him...

[@McConnachy]

MrKadjit yes, I tried very hard to speak English but I think many Scots speak with a guttural accent, that could be my problem

[@maddoxWolfe]

I mean I don’t blame Her

[@-theislander-5888]

you mean the cia can’t understand a scottish accent, right?

[@mikaelwojciechowski7281]

Actually, most North Americans seem to struggle to understand a Scottish accent. Myself, I can understand it fairly well - if they don't speak too darn fast, or use slang. Heck, I barely understand your average Brit when that fellow uses slang.

[@GDRAFPilot_]

Ahhh, the power of Scottish accent

[@vasilibougiamas2958]

BRB, trying to retrain my voice.

[@plaguemaster308]

I cant understand and I live close to Scotland

[@brokenteletooby106]

@@mikaelwojciechowski7281 I dont wanna get educated.... thank you, next!

[@peterhamilton8594]

I can’t stop laughing when she says Ye ceuw

[@Wrennbird]

Omgggg I’m ROLLING 😂😂😂

[@tyronosourus]

2:08

[@Nelson_504]

Me too! 😂😂😂 every time she curses at Alexa! It's so funny!

[@ivankomizerko1931]

Sc. guy : Alexa, phlay "Scotland the Brave" Alexa : I don't understand *Angery bagpipe's sounds*

[@hellsniper4418]

BEST COMMENT IV READ IM SCOTTISH THX

[@ivankomizerko1931]

@@hellsniper4418 I am Russian, thx too

[@dandruff3414]

Thanks, I'm ethnically confused

[@eleSDSU]

@@dandruff3414 Don't worry, if you go back far enough we are all from the Horn of Africa.

[@TheKingofGames1001]

Scottish: Dana Alexa: Donna English: Dan-ah American: *DAY*-nah

[@Altezza1999]

probably would have worked instantly with the american pronounciation xD

[@thicctony6236]

We just a Nah na

[@murc9733]

Shut up you Scottish bigger

[@flyde6521]

I'm British, and I'd say Daynah. Dannah seems weird

[@skorlupa435]

34 часа нах

[@nedaronnax6193]

WW2 Americans: "hey we encode our messages with navajo native speakers" UK: we have scots

[@Theriac33]

BBC hired a Geordie in WW2 to read the news

[@andrea278]

I f*ckin love you Scottish people!

[@rossshepherd9836]

;)

[@omygoiy1907]

andrea278 thanks

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@@rossshepherd9836 Scottish dog?

[@rossshepherd9836]

@@flaminmongrel6955, mate, can you give your comment a little more substance? No idea what you're on about.

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@@rossshepherd9836 ross "shepherd" lol it was a bad one I'll admit that.

[@mister.dynamite]

*"You just hate Scottish people, you caooow!"* 😄

[@Jeancahu]

NSA agents: "is it an encoded message?"

[@DogesMemeFactory]

😂

[@gregoriogomez5685]

Hahahaha

[@crypeton]

@Joe mama wtf why Nasa? NSA: National security agency

[@xtremegamez3753]

@Joe mama its NSA

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@crypeton neither is correct because the NSA only operate in the United States of America.

[@potatopie8593]

I want a 10 hour version of "ye cow"

[@robbysasso6074]

*SEE YOU JEST HEIT SOTTESH PEOPLE YE CEUUUUU*

[@Ai_TAKE_OVER]

😂😂😂 ya qoouu 😂😂😂

[@Lanngeax]

So that's how Alexa started the third world war between Scotland and America.

[@Cacowninja]

But wait, if it's just between Scotland and America then it isn't a world war. Do both countries form opposing allies then?

[@Cacowninja]

@TheFandrian Yes it is. It's part of the UK.

[@spacekid9680]

I'm Scottish and I don't want a world war three

[@spacekid9680]

@TheFandrian shut up ya wee eejit!

[@r-series8705]

TheFandrian I hope you’re joking. ITS A COUNTRY

[@jazzx251]

True freedom - when the spy in your house can't understand you.

[@willimeister2553]

That English impression though, *Bloody hell*

[@RobertovBJJ]

@@Ricarro NOA NOA Bladdy KAUUUUUUUUUUU

[@KyrstOak]

@Karl Pilkington 😆

[@alexaas3257]

It werent bad

[@jacob_vt]

@@Ricarro Bloody couu

[@josephmcauley9293]

Well that whit yeh sound like snobby cunts

[@alexgamer1556]

Scottish: "Eleven" Elevator: ? (Props to whoever gets this)

[@snowcold5932]

Ye go'a do an americ'n acn't

[@xpvnr]

Aye a ken need a americ’n acn’t am no dum or anyhin

[@stephenelliott4239]

Scotttlandd

[@НелиелОксингейл]

Freeeedom!!

[@blair4935]

burnistoun haha

[@falcongamer58]

She would be immune against Big Brother in 1984

[@augustuswade9781]

Big brother:"moo"

[@falcongamer58]

@@augustuswade9781 what? It's a cow?

[@daddydd1201]

@@falcongamer58 nah he's a cew

[@thatsnodildo1974]

Well jokes on you Alexa always is hot mic so they have someone who is scottish listening in

[@falcongamer58]

@@thatsnodildo1974 ooo

[@samuellambe1568]

She actually nailed the English accent

[@Sweedster]

Not at all that was a full-blown Aussie accent😂

[@samuellambe1568]

You sir, have never been to east London

[@bitterrabbit666]

If she tried to do the RP accent (Queenie) then she was veeeery far off haha

[@diegoyuiop]

@@bitterrabbit666 she didn't

[@Outnumberedbykidsandcats]

Simple Irish man clearly you haven’t either. In years of living in London I never heard any cockney sound like that

[@direct2397]

Honestly I want to be insulted by a Scottish person all day long cause its just so lovely to listen to, it's so beautiful I wouldn't even feel insulted really :D

[@caledonut8899]

Direct Mhm..You sure aboot that?

[@TheCreedEvolution]

im pretty sure no one wants to be insulted by a german person :v

[@ScottieBibble]

Just message me your number lol

[@stayfrosty6290]

You want to be insulted be Ed Sheeran?? JK, I know he's not Scottish.

[@benoitbvg2888]

Same here. Even since I saw Malcolm Tucker, my favorite music is Scots insulting each other.

[@sakmannakki7294]

This is so sad *Alexa, play despacito*

[@3zk1i_93]

*Sorry I don’t understand*

[@kermitspillsthetea7712]

Young man!

[@makisekurisu8594]

3zk1I_ instagram meme

[@tommex4025]

Nothing found.

[@MarlonBitoy]

Sakman Nakki Thees es su sahd Ahlexxa, playe dehspahhsittowe

[@Oscar-Green]

The English accent sounded like someone from Pirates of the Caribbean.

[@Wisi2018]

Italian

[@littlepanda6796]

Wich one from potc?

[@aeplvl]

Green Oscar i thought she went italian for a sec lmao

[@LightGameplays]

Nah not Italian she straight up sounds like a pirate lmao

[@aeplvl]

Corey TheGamer i live in Italy, i speak a really fluent italian and i can assure you she sound italian lol

[@leonixnn]

English people lol'ing at how she does English accent... That's how you actually sound to everybody else :D

[@jedhaydney4176]

No we do not.

[@diealemusik5979]

I, as a non-native speaker, totally agree! 😂😂😂

[@diealemusik5979]

American English is even more comical.

[@venturatheace1]

@@jedhaydney4176 to yourselves of course not. To everyone else you do

[@jedhaydney4176]

@@venturatheace1 You're probably right, I recall reading a study about why we think our voices sound different in recordings.

[@Ricarro]

*1 like = 1 cow*

[@fiamettacosmos9917]

I don't want to mess up the likes... 69

[@veskovarbanov]

you have a whole farm by now haha

[@bobababy6089]

Fuxkin cow alexa doesnt know what an arse

[@spacekid9680]

*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐄🐮🐄🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐮🐄🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄

[@retrothecake]

I agree

[@obviously1871]

That guy saying "put the f****ng dinner on" killed me

[@sp8cey]

FOOKIN CAOOOO

[@maribelluna9346]

Which device do you want to link?

[@stargazer5302]

Maribel Luna STFU NO ONE CARES

[@mainsmain]

Not a dog a cow

[@Abasnail400]

Solution: just say "Alexa, play something is cooking in my kitchen on Spotify" Without saying Dana

[@TheSimonx4]

But she want to listen to Dana, ya cauw 😂

[@Abasnail400]

@@TheSimonx4 k

[@lolwho3010]

The song s name is actually “ something’s cooking in the kitchen” not in mine kitchen xD so yea even if she said it only without Dana she wouldn’t have found it xD

[@astrid341]

@@TheSimonx4 i died 😂

[@gadisGrim]

"Stop being a Cow" *"Sorry, i'm not sure"* Im dead 😂

[@KC_ox]

levios rainnor how did you make the comment if you died?

[@ventrixthewarrior2867]

MrGoosebro 😂😂😂😂

[@ynntari2775]

Keu*

[@yucekaghan8437]

Im the 1500th like

[@cornwall8029]

@KC isn’t your name supposed to have a “F” in the middle? Look at your weight to prove the static.

[@jsu8994]

This is THE most Scottish stuff in Internet garanteed

[@Law0fRevenge]

Then I guess you haven't heard of Limmy yet.

[@Olly.]

Nah, the ‘who took a shet in the toilet’ one is more accurate

[@Grif91]

You guys should look for the Saturday Night Live Scottish ATC skit. It kills me every time.

[@dontworryimjustaregularguy3181]

This is now the voice of the female protag in the new pokemon

[@mysticx3049]

yer fookin miltank

[@bbenjoe]

Huh?

[@Sejikan]

Aye dun ge et

[@RoyBatty1986]

Colombian here: i perfectly understood DAna, not Dona, Alexa is indeed a KEW

[@yummyEnchilada]

The English impersonation is brilliant.

[@Nopedynopenope72736]

Lol ye

[@zorls]

Brilliantly inaccurate 😂 it sounded like a drunk Australian

[@Tomisnormal]

@@zorls it just didn't though

[@jackalodon_8846]

Offensive Memes it really didn’t

[@sturmgeschutze3070]

Jackalodon _ Definitely didn’t sound English.

[@Rang15]

*YA FUKIN KEUAAAAAAAAAAW*

[@eerokoskinen4466]

@Jessica Death She clearly says keuaaaaaw

[@bbyjaehyun]

Jessica Death I swear you can’t take a joke!

[@Rang15]

@Jessica Death R/woooosh

[@adrianasabode1583]

@Jessica Death shut the fuck up keu!!!

[@oleksii4079]

@Jessica Death r/wooosh

[@supertommy6422]

Everyone: Ya cow Scottish people: Ye *ceuw*

[@chesscomsupport8689]

As far as I know nobody outside of Scotland uses "cow" as an insult.

[@iiwitherminecraft2787]

We arabs do too

[@Inseut]

@@chesscomsupport8689 Brazilians do. "Sua vaca!"

[@SluttChops]

@@chesscomsupport8689 It's a very common insult throughout the UK.

[@philallison1408]

omg, almost tears I'm laughing so hard. And the English accent was spot on, well done!

[@axoo_png]

Legends say she never put the dinner on.

[@vivienvaz1186]

😂😂😂

[@TheUKNutter]

Tea * she’s from Scotland

[@angelbite444]

Alexa: _"I can't find Something's cooking in my kitchen by Donna on Spotify"_ Her: *_So you have chosen death_*

[@angelbite444]

@Palergi Klan heh

[@DanDan-xh9zx]

Jacob Seed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cornwall8029]

🤣🤣👍👍

[@OfficialEntertainnmentHub]

CULL THE HERD

[@untrust2033]

The English accent was 10/10

[@h.s.l6875]

"f***ing cow"- love Scottish insults, or insults in general said with a Scottish accent.

[@Matty_20]

"Stop being an arse." *sorry, I don't know that.*

[@Minitomate]

-Stop being a cow. -I'm not sure about that. Alexa is secret is revelated.

[@goodoljim5556]

“Alexa is secret is revelated.” English is my favorite flavor.

[@mrc14_2]

I thought english was a smell, but ok

[@the_username_is_taken]

*"tomate"* T A C O S -de perro-

[@4Shaman]

I lost it when she suddenly turned into Inigo Montoya. "Eléexahh"

[@liquidelectron2211]

@CMB ya ceuw

[@Kemns_Art]

Íñigo*

[@YankeeDoodle_08]

1:53 her tone kinda sounds like an AI 🤣

[@CS-sr5nt]

Me: alexa, what time is it? Alexa: calling FBI

[@fadeskywards1245]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD

[@danielbalayan3955]

@@fadeskywards1245 If you need doctor, i can call.

[@commandermario4904]

We are very sorry we forgot to turn off the our hearing device that has been built inside every Alexa hardware

[@ImDaOne]

ya cău 😂

[@spacious3544]

ImDaOne And how do you say cow?

[@obudanbondon]

kheww!!!

[@Kriskazam]

Who did you wanna call? 🤣

[@alekosthecrow]

YA FOKING CĂU

[@alekosthecrow]

STOP BIN ĂN ARS

[@eikomint]

Even the substitles be like *BY DONNA*

[@emilyohana9318]

Lmao

[@OldFritz21]

Hillarious

[@nic8668]

LMAOOO

[@amnplays3211]

Woman : "Stop being an arse" Alexa : " Sorry, I don't know that." Woman : Am I a joke to you ?

[@mythplatypuspwned]

LOL

[@stefanherns4541]

This is so funny!, I do LOVE the Scottish accent!

[@Lalapopsy]

Stefan Herns I hate it.

[@stefanherns4541]

It's Ok you hate it, Nobody said you have to agree with me!

[@Finlod]

I don't like it, and I'm Scottish!

[@JesiAsh]

When I hear her I instantly think: Outlander :D

[@christopherrosas2738]

Love the Scottish accent..... That's crazy that Alexa doesn't understand it...... Then again, she might have an issue with alot of the regional accents we have here in the U.S.A.

[@HellGatyr]

* having a drug dealer meeting in scootish FBI : nothing suspicious there it's only talking about their grandma

[@hellohereisavideo]

Ganja

[@ohmingfeng9351]

hellohereisavideo ?

[@tommyshelby2872]

I saw a Scottish guy today he was speaking Dutch too and had a Scottish license plate & car.

[@Dersephh]

"Alexa tell us a joke" Alexa: *"I can understand Scottish accent"*

[@cornwall8029]

👍

[@cherryscarlett]

Cause: American accent generally reads "Dana" when spelled "Donna", and reads " Day'na" when spelled "Dana" Issue: Alexa is designed to " hear it in American" because that's where it was programmed Obstacle: in Europe, mostly everywhere including Fr & Ru, "Dana" is said "Dana" (accent less) It's not about the Scottish accent, which would be impossible to replicate with AI, but the "American" accent which is too *heavy* and tends to regionalize pronunciation. Technical misunderstanding Also: "Dah-na" works in English accent because it's halfway between European (accentless) and American (Day'nah), so it's close enough for recog

[@lukewilcock4922]

You ate Scottish people yu couuuuw!

[@sarangheloveu]

This reminded me of one thing *BUT STEEL IS HEAVIER THAN FEATHERS*

[@Brandelwyn]

But they both are kilogramme

[@phazonlord0098]

But... Steel is heavier than feathers

[@tshapedl]

Ai dun getted

[@CaseyShontz]

it reminded me of that one vine DESGUSTENG

[@billbill3634]

Did we find the Scottish triangle on KZbin? Alexa, elevator and kilogram?

[@scoutrelic1537]

Her british accent sounds like the woman in my listening test lol

[@lc7327]

Ffs her Normal accent is a British accent...

[@murc9733]

Scotland is in Britain you cueh

[@the_username_is_taken]

English accent*

[@mouser7436]

@White Working Class Pride we hate you too

[@FireRupee]

@White Working Class Pride If he's taking a listening test, then it sounds like he's not a native speaker of English. Ye ceuw.

[@StormsandSaugeye]

This sums up every stereotype of Scottish people I've ever heard.

[@grimsobad8545]

Women: cow What I hear: *coooeew* What Alexa hears: *sorry I didn’t get that*

[@WilliamParkerer]

I see you don't geht

[@grimsobad8545]

@@WilliamParkerer i see you don't get the spellings

[@badfutplayer6250]

@@grimsobad8545 chill

[@kuto0987]

Dint

[@grimsobad8545]

sure thanks m8

[@DDios-ih9de]

I've a Scottish friend..9 years Hardly understood a thing shes said besides Aye Ya Hmm The rest she has to write down

[@kylebible]

Naw yi didnae

[@andym28]

Write that in English

[@kylebible]

@@andym28 why?

[@sif_2799]

@@andym28 "no you didn't"

[@rshrsh8021]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seanluo8369]

2018: 2019: *Wanna hear a Scottish woman get mad at Alexa?*

[@maddoxWolfe]

Sean Luo you cow

[@guido7095]

no one: Husband: *Alexa.. tell us a joke..*

[@lisawood5139]

"You just hate Scottish people you cow" Scotts asking UK for independence

[@SpeckleKen]

*Asking* for?! The fuck wi' that!

[@haggisfartsplays9169]

Lisa Wood ?rude?

[@exdre8559]

The robot is not the only one who doesnt understand...

[@_MaxEnzo_]

i understood it...

[@elpaltawk5447]

MaxEnzo dou

[@Безумныймакс-б4ы]

You cow

[@tonicipriani7091]

@@Безумныймакс-б4ы You Russian

[@mrronron7328]

I'm french and and understand Scottish accent (more than English one)

[@zombygaming8831]

I just love how every Scott likes to call everything they hate a "cow" 😆

[@JHS270694]

It's a northern English thing too lol. Mum says it all time, she's a Lancastrian. xD

[@zombygaming8831]

@@JHS270694 Makes sense. You're like right there so

[@leonardogomez8812]

Zomby Gaming Moo

[@klimtkahlo]

Portuguese people do it too!!! Big cow aka “grande vaca”

[@Kurogane_666]

I'm dying at this, and the angry Scott's in an elevator

[@DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik]

Alexa: *doesn't understand Scottish* Scottish independence referendum: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@allm5542]

This must be the least patient Scottish person I've ever met

[@Urasa02]

Actually, she's way more patient than I expected her to be.

[@Gia1911Logous]

what kinda fake scottish people did ye meet?

[@gold_5600]

I’m much worse.

[@Igyzone]

Have you never seen Gordon Ramsay?

[@alexey9454]

So you probably have not seen “disgustang” video

[@Copyrightbreaker22]

I wonder how many laughs thd fbi has after hearing this audio recording

[@dheevesh16]

* MI5

[@monsterlucky4610]

FBI is not in Europe

[@ryp1562]

Let’s be honest it doesn’t matter to America who or where they spy.

[@MaelPlaguecrow6942]

More like Scotland Yard.

[@thehubbabubba667]

@@monsterlucky4610 Amazon sure as fuck is

[@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y]

This video cheered me up especially the end. This is me to my phone, I always end up typing it. 😂😂😂 Happy Easter folks, Blessings from, Aberdeen, Scotland. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌹

[@krzysiek1234567890gu]

I'm Polish and I work in Scotland my boss has teached me that in Scotland there is no any cow only ceu

[@elena79rus]

*taught

[@Aleq777]

o Polak! XD

[@JayBird-Hate]

@@Aleq777 O łał Polak! Normalnie niemożliwe....

[@turn3ed611]

@Pantofelek ma wykrócone ciało o charakterystycznym kształcie, osiąga długość od 50 μm do 350 μm. Google: *PLEASE ENTER USERNAME* Pantofelek ma wykrócone ciało o charakterystycznym kształcie, osiąga długość od 50 μm do 350 μm.: Oh Sh*t...

[@chris24301]

Coo

[@rranxx]

YEEEERRRR KEEEEEUUUUUU!!!!!!! Me : *dies of laughter*

[@em-or7qc]

I'm from north England and was talking to a guy from Glasgow. He was talking about his friend- a guy and I thought he was saying his name was carol. I said his name's carol? He sounded like he then said it's carol not carol! I asked him to spell it- C-A-R-L! Oh!

[@shizukagozen777]

em 8782 LOL

[@OnlyGrafting]

Even I get confused by others and I'm scottish

[@em-or7qc]

The Indiana Jones Show no I'm from Lancashire. Her impression reminded me of someone from Essex

[@lennyfacelancemclain3897]

Scottish people can’t say Carl lmao trust me I’m Scottish

[@bigtiddyhimbo]

You're right but usually people roll the R if it's Carol and keep it flat if it's Carl 🤷‍♂️

[@sillyrandy0]

This is the tenth time I’ve watched this and I still laugh