Surviving Mars VS 12 Humans.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

This DLC has fulfilled my throbbing, closeted desire to become Thomas the Tank Engine rebrand.ly/AmbiguousAmphibian Dear Paradox: Official Thomas the Tank Engine and obligatory train skin pack when?

[@mikoajmullka6408]

dude remember to play some stellaris when overlotd drops paradox will probably sponsor you

[@daviddenver5883]

All hail the green reptile, for he blessed us again with a video one will take upon his soul with joy and gratitude.

[@jugularSignal]

"When we licked the floor for sustenance" is one of my favorite lines now. Thanks

[@Velossitee]

Does the global warming taste like raspberries?

[@drinkingwithtom]

@@jugularSignal "Who Connor, of all things, is a Sexy Idiot" - absolutely made my day

[@paradoxinteractive]

Say's "collaborating" but didn't pick Paradox as the mission sponsor 😭

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Official Thomas the Tank Engine Mars radio and skin train mod pack when? My god that sounded far more inhumane than I had envisioned

[@uncleaungzayyafromburma985]

When majesty 3?

[@jordanfisher9969]

Paradox just keeps on winning.

[@DasNetzwerk]

@@EEEEEEEE E? You, here? You are such an important member of our language!

[@hadialkmishe1438]

When is the sequel to march of eagles?

[@scBlueSun]

"My patreons who are almost constantly reproducing" We are watching a Surviving Mars challenge run. No one here is having sex.

[@Badmanpuntbaxter]

Hahahahah....hahaha...haha...haa......awwwwwww :(

[@ahardworker2154]

True

[@blizpix]

I mean, I'm pregnant right now...there are dozens of us

[@Koupip]

@@blizpix you mean you are one of the 12 on mars ?

[@DustD.Reaper]

His name? Who Conner His mission? Being the sexiest himbo on mars.

[@TheChronova]

wonder if he'll become a doctor ;)

[@hazukichanx408]

Stupid sexy Connor!

[@lemontree9518]

finally a hero we can get behind

[@bronzejourney5784]

Is himbo a real word?

[@alexsiemers7898]

I guess he’s gonna be on first base one way or another

[@Trupen]

Alternative title: Mars: The Alabama Experiment

[@ambiguousamphibian]

This gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"

[@rosiehawtrey]

Inbredistan - where you can go to a restaurant with your mom, sister and aunt and only need a table for two...

[@noahhastings6145]

@@ambiguousamphibian Does it?

[@severdislike4222]

Any opening that starts with "Planting Seed" will be a winner.

[@MrNorker77]

My first try at Last Ark went terribly wrong. Somehow an all-male crew didn't have what it takes to populate mars.

[@kipandren]

Hmmm. I feel like you may have been missing something from your crew. We may never know the answer!

[@walmarp]

تحقق من هذا. أنا لا أتحدث العربية حتى ، أنا فقط أريد مناظر. يرجى التحقق من قناتي ، أنا أبذل قصارى جهدي. لا أعرف حقًا أنواع مقاطع الفيديو التي أرغب في إنشائها. ومع ذلك ، فهي فريدة من نوعها.

[@fryingpan37]

@@walmarp no

[@lozzielozer]

@@walmarp no

[@ahmed4363]

@@walmarp no

[@deanthelis5578]

Who Connor's himbo energy is powerful, and with his sexy idiocy he will create a martian Idiocracy of his own. You'll see. You'll all see.

[@ElfPoles]

"Who Connor" This is literally an Abbott & Costello act LMAO

[@dylanmilne6683]

You can't convince me that this isn't the plot of some future reality program.

[@Hedhnter]

I don't think 12 really fits the whole '50/500' rule when it comes to repopulation. Better hope they brought some frozen sperm on that rocket ship for genetic variability in the future.

[@MrAgmoore]

Yeah. 12 people = functional extinction.

[@VarenRoth]

Well. *Rigel* happened somehow.

[@VvV-kp3xw]

Thank you for giving me a reason to learn something today. Because of your comment I googled the 50/500 rule.

[@Soken50]

That rule is bunk anyways, the actual minimal values for fitness and drift are closer to 2-3x that (100/1000-150/1500)

[@yourfriend8052]

@@Soken50 50/500 is the bare minimum, 100/1000 is the best option.

[@Leviathis_Krade]

how messed up would it be if every million or so years humans recolonized mars and then earth never learning which planet was the origination of human life, but always believing their planet was the original...

[@SurrealKeenan]

"We sent 12 rocket crews to their deaths so we could seed the planet, prompting a single spontaneous bush generation on the opposite side of the map." Gold

[@HannibalKantter]

4:37 How can a first generation martianborn be not only religious, but also a *gamer* 😂 Gotta love this game

[@Aloiv]

"Or slaughtering all the ducks for food!" Paired with melancholy classical guitar is a vibe I've never known I needed to hear until now.

[@Samevistan]

In any colony or civilization, it’s important to have at least two doctors. For a second opinion 🤓

[@Techischannel]

Honestly, i did that but with a whopping 2 colonists. Where did the other 10 go? What other 10? There only ever were 2. By the end of my run my region was massively overpopulated and i spend most of my resources on somehow quelling the truely immense overpopulation issue that was birthed from 2 very sexy very horni individuals, isolated inside a single dome made to give them every single bit of comfort. Not that it matterd in the end as the population grew to such an extreme end that by the end of it all materials were spend on building Arcologies and Apartments to, again, somehow house all of those overpopulated masses of the Hornies.

[@onesandzeros1338]

At some point it just became Alabama 2

[@jamiehughes5573]

A inbreeding feedback loop

[@molybdaen11]

Just 2 workers? That's barely enough to man the clinic and the school.

[@bcav712]

I can't wait to pollute Mars' atmosphere in real life.

[@tortron]

Think global act local!

[@cokaorcola]

You realise that will probably never happen, and if it does not until there is a technological break through which allows to creat a magnetic field around the planet or we figure out how to reactivate the core, which again is probably not likely. Better to focus on saving the planet we have.

[@vaultdweller1386]

@@cokaorcola Would could embrace our cave man ancestry and live in the interior of mars.

[@cokaorcola]

@@vaultdweller1386 🤣, very droll

[@patricksvarietycorner5700]

@@cokaorcola that quiters talk let's get this core boys

[@Vok250]

Ok I'm convinced. ambiguousamphibian is the young 40k Emperor. He's architecting his plans for the mechanicum for all to see.

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

This game actually looks like quite a bit of fun, I'll definitely wishlist it :)

[@annaarkless5822]

in another universe ambiguousamphibian couldnt stop at just video games and became dictator, managing all of our lives like a game of sims

[@MortimerLR]

Curio Starkiller and Vector DustDevil are such perfect names for space colonist children.

[@Nightweaver1]

The first one grew up to be a Dark Jedi. The second, a vacuum cleaner salesman.

[@julianfernandezduca2196]

@@Nightweaver1 Where who?

[@icyberg100]

I love all of your videos, but none have given me as much joy and elation as your Kenshi videos. The tale of the great Torsolo will live in my heart forever. I think it would cool to see a max difficulty run of Kenshi (high squad spawning and fast hunger rates etc.)

[@Fakheet]

It would be cool to see multi-part series again, these one-offs are nice, but I crave the sense of overarching narative

"not comfortable"? That is a 11 million dollar mansion... I wish I was kidding...

[@baibinsheesaivinshee599]

"And who connor of all people grows up to be a sexy idiot" I believe the term you are looking for is Himbo

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

0:18 .... my heart stopped for a moment because I got some Babylon 5 flashbacks there,....

[@notapplicable9243]

You should brain ray as many negative traits into a colony as possible and see how long it takes for things to collapse on its own.

[@Punnikin1969]

You want him to colonize Detroit?

[@notapplicable9243]

@@Punnikin1969 No, I want him to detroitify a colony.

[@MagikGimp]

No wonder it was successful; you brought Cmdr. Riker along.

[@casperas2]

In 600 days, we went from 12 -> 1000+ people, those are some quick births

[@axioms22]

Who? Connor

[@timbomb374]

Imagine trying to manage the last group of humans left and having to balance productivity with mental wellbeing so they can even do the reproducing.

[@isaiahbridges7442]

"Whose the dominant race now?" "POLYMERS!"

[@lostsoul1648]

People sent to the moon to frick, that's the a plot in Inside Job

[@redfoxdog1]

Ah yes, Dr. Strangelove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket :)

[@stutterpunk9573]

i have brain damage and i genuinely think ambiguousamphibian is helping my speech getting better, and making me more well spoken.

[@stutterpunk9573]

@@cewla3348 yes

[@WiseArkAngel]

I think this is how the plot for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare formed. Mars Aeternum.

[@MattMGK]

Good sponsored video, makes me want to play the game again.

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

I love that hippie is necessary trait for mars colony

[@SeaIbass]

For me it usually takes 2 minutes for me to put my seed on the ground

[@silverbeach1557]

This is basically the plot of The Onion's brilliant, and underrated, miniseries "Sex House".

[@stutterpunk9573]

sorry babe, i cant hang out. new ambiguosamphibian vid just dropped.

[@emmamix]

Absolutely LOVING this new Netflix dating show 😍

[@jacobsage1711]

I miss how you used to start every video with an ominous "hello"

[@beatinbuzzers]

It's SO AWESOME witnessing AA come into his own. His content is VERY unique and he's absolutely in his pocket with the narration. Love the video AA and your content is inspiring. Enjoy your day sir. Until next time...

[@Locust5000]

Mister President, we cannot allow a mine shaft gap!

[@Scafidi616]

man i don't know why I enjoy so much the way you narrate all your videos haha it's interesting but at the same time funny

[@abunchofrandomvideos6411]

Mars where everyone has the same grandparents

[@DerogatoryMess]

you make this game look so much more exiting than it is. LOVE THE VID

[@chano6555]

biblical swarm of locusts is why I keep coming back to these videos

[@sviatoslaviigorevich7360]

I needed this. Thank yoy

[@caberwikijack]

Who is the dominant species now? Polymer factories.

[@Gallianrecon]

"How much will it take to plant humanities seed on another planet" I can do it for free :)

[@ohuckabee]

"How much would it take to plant humanity's seed on another planet?" Considering that I keep hitting my chest all the time, probably more than any human can manage.

[@devinschaar4499]

🥲

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

Bruh

[@PopeGoliath]

THE MOHOLE! Could Kerbal Space program be in our future?

[@xRockLobster75x]

Beaming sexyness directly into your population's personalities... incredible

[@tenison7990]

I left when you called the mars surface a vacuum u did yourself dirty there

[@davidross5640]

'space hillbillies' love it

[@rustyshackleford1508]

*I HATE PARADOX DLC POLICY!* *I HATE PARADOX DLC POLICY!*

[@BreezyGamer92]

SO many questions. What purpose does money have in this game? And who are you paying the money to? If there was only a rocket of 12 people sent to Mars, where did the ducks and cows come from? And where did the fuel come from? I doubt Mars has oil deposits like Earth.

[@Crippledpoet]

I've never wanted to play Surviving Mars so badly.

[@risingmoon893]

I can’t believe that the game now looks like this, I first got it for free on Epic Games on the day it released and played for only a few weeks then stopped years ago.

[@ludi0us]

Can you do more rollercoaster tycoon vids?

[@xl_Co-Pilot_lx]

Your style and that voice with those words. It's the bees knees. I definitely like the cut of your jib.

[@ma2perdue]

I would watch your commentary on movies if that was not a CC issue. Imagine this guy describing to our blind audience all the audacity of Howard the Duck - or the Lion, Witch & Wardrobe. That little bastard and his Turkish delight....

[@zantanzuken]

so... 7 dollars for a train eh? when the flying drones exist? alright i guess.

[@someguy4071]

I like that the devs animated a windmill dunk

[@spacegames6394]

the mohole is a KSP "easter egg" at moho's pole!

[@mr.random2297]

You made me play Project Zomboid man. Subscribed!

[@gray740p]

This is like the prequel to the Expanse

[@fjshdf]

Hey, trains, I don't think those were in the game last time I played

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

Ah a Paradox Game? I'll wait 7 years until the complete game and $200 of DLC are available.🙄

[@anton8774]

Oh why?? Why the ducks??! Have they not suffered enough???!! >_

[@TheLordDracula]

Damn it man... You've just made me lose my weekend again

[@ouij]

Everyone looks like Daniel. This mission is doomed.

[@bane9951]

Why do I never ger ambiguousamphibian videos recommended to me, every time i have to actively look for them

[@justfelix1425]

Can you please make more surviving mars videos????

[@fe4rmemrwickyt_796]

for a second i thought the title said '12 humans 1 planet'

[@annodomini1618]

Please make longer content

[@Adlevio]

Finally a video again of the person with the lovely voice 🥰

[@theuncalledfor]

I don't like the idea of terraforming any more. I used to, but now I think it's a waste of resources. I mean, do you even understand how much air is just wasted, doing nothing all day, just sitting around, piling on atop itself? When instead, we could compress that into an efficient, compact habitat and house WAY more people with the same amount of materials? Planets shmanets, who needs 'em? All they are is just big piles of resources to construct habitats from! (I mean maybe if you hollow one out and construct hundreds of layers until you have a nice shellworld... but even then, why waste resources on an unbounded atmosphere?)

[@TheGodMasters]

Ambiguousamphibian Shinzo Abe any% speedrun

[@timbomb374]

One of them is a hypochondriac, one is a whiner and one.. is a gamer.

[@Apfelkerncod]

7€ for trains, that sounds like a paradox dlc... anyway, nice vid as always

[@draco5991rep]

I don't know where you live but 7€ for the train would be fantastic here. People would question if they're not dreaming.

[@Spaceytig3r]

The Monorail is not a Mod? nice! this game needs lots of updates

[@ZawaOnYoutube]

Uh... You know you don't have to send people on the planet seeding ships, right? Got a little weird after 8:40 lmao

[@GeorgeKrokids]

Love Island Mars Edition

[@missingindy]

I love your stuff man

[@neonvandal]

Speaking of Paradox, maybe AA should be doing more Stellaris content? Long play would be nice, but a bunch of one off scenarios would be cool too. If you're looking for a good scenario, I'd recommend Rouge Servitor, or maybe a Tree of life playthrough. Something that matches the vibe of youre Pacifist playthrough. Just don't get vassalized again. 😂

[@dennispremoli7950]

The innumerable possibilities of torment enabled by stellaris would be of incredible service to AA's plans.

[@Tekisasubakani]

Rouge Servitor, are those like robot hookers? Jokes aside, I totally agree that AA could have a field day with Stellaris, especially modded.

[@selticid]

Who Connor has massive himbo energy

[@zeropsaft]

Imagine those guys going back to the early civilisation age by nuclear war but humans on earth are on the late middle ages.

[@thinkngskeptic]

I had to look up "rapidify" to be sure it isn't a word

[@Vvopat96]

One of paradox office is located in Tampere Torille!

[@coreytran7415]

SWEET HOME *new planet.*

[@jorixpalorn3738]

well that was nice. It almost got me to install surviving mars.. then I saw the ass ton of DLC and noped right out.

[@RangerKing-39]

And only 2 (or 3, if you want to drive a train) DLC is important, the others are just "decorative" DLCs that don't contain anything that would change the gameplay, just some new model and BGM.

[@TheAwkwardpattern]

Thanks for brightening my day homie 💜

[@corymartell2592]

When are you going to play 1000 colonists on rimworld because I’m still waiting

[@ianhill20101]

34 middle age non reproductive ? My chad of a bamp got it done in his 50's.

[@pyotrilyichtchaikovskyii6638]

You gave me this fuckin game for free and I still haven't played it once.

[@dertyluck]

9:46 LMAO why is there a deer

[@enigmastudiosgaming]

Ah, I remember losing days to this game when it first came out! But there's all these expansions now, and some of them aren't well-reviewed, and do I have that money to spare? *Ambiguous Amphibian* ._. ... >_> *Eyes bank balance, pondering*