America's Worst Houses

[@imperfectimp]

"It's avant-garde" No, you just ran out of cash to finish the construction. I really like that witch house. Could definitely see myself living there but it's probably hella expensive.

[@COYTHECREATOR]

5:10 george mispronouncing sheetrock 3 times in a row is the best part of this video

[@SatchDoesThings]

think he might have had a stronk, sure he said warg's instead of walls right after too

[@khain147]

sheet rock ❌ shee trock ✔️

[@bunny18]

He really isn’t beating the dyslexic allegations

[@seanmiles816]

I love that there genuinely seems to be no one running quality control on his channel. Makes his vids wayyy more entertaining.

[@stegosaurus993]

him also not knowing what a basement is (2:05) as well as reading 15' as 15 inches wide and not knowing what yards are (12:00) 🤣

[@deadsam8433]

I like how George's description of a house looking like "a very bad brothel" makes him sound like a connoisseur of brothel interior design

[@missjenkenz]

He’s a man of culture

[@Eva_H]

He probably went up to Soho once or twice 😜🤣

[@T57Custodian]

​@@missjenkenz beat me to it 😂

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

The house at 9:20 reminds me of what happened to my childhood home that I lived in for close to a decade. The renters after we had it cut down all of my mother's carefully tended plants and trees, including a rare type of rhododendron we had to leave behind as it'd grown too big to move. Then it sold, and the new owners immediately tore out EVERYTHING. They painted the entire interior beige, tore out all the brand new flooring and the nice counters we'd chosen, for beige carpet and fake beige granite-look counters. They'd then put up absolutely dreadful wallpaper in all of the bathrooms. I saw a listing for it years later, as the cover on a realty flyer (usually reserved for houses that can't sell), and it just looked awful. I felt really terrible about it. We'd had to renovate as renters, because the house had been all but falling apart, and our transformation of it was so beautiful. The landlord really appreciated what we'd done, because he was blind, elderly, and obviously could not do it himself. It took my entire childhood to accomplish and was done carefully, not carelessly. The current owners went one step further and painted all of the beautiful woodwork white, as last I'd heard.

[@moykurs]

this is my worst nightmare. i would HATE this to happen to my childhood home

[@paulperry7091]

I feel for you, but I am still laughing at "The landlord really appreciated what we'd done, because he was blind". I have poor vision myself, so it made sense! I have a couple of rhododendrons here in Australia, but they are only common, like me.

[@clarethecat5199]

My grandpa sold his place for 300k. He'd lived there for 30 years and the appliances were probably even older, plus one of the bedrooms was covered in cat piss/poo after taking in the local stray. (He was very scared at first but ended up being such a good sweet boy, RIP Trampy ❤) (Yes my grandpa named him Tramp) The realty people did some much needed updating and were able to sell it for 700k iirc? The buyer loved it, was so excited. We saw that it was listed as a probate sale just a year or two later, meaning that he must have died. Poor guy, he was nice and only in his 20s-30s. He'd decorated it really cool too. Then, god.. whoever bought it turned the detached garage into a separate house, adding a second floor and expanding it out into where the absolutely LOVELY garden had been. So then they were able to sell ~two~ 800-900k houses for buying just one. Fucking appalling, it's haunted me for years and years and I've sworn that, if I ever get mega-rich somehow, I'm buying it back and reverting every last change they made no matter how expensive it'd be. I don't even care if I end up wanting to live somewhere else, I'd preserve it as a museum like the girl from Interstellar did with the farmhouse. Fuck.

[@insertnamehere9718]

@@paulperry7091Uk here! Rhodedendrons are actually a big problem in our nearby woods- they were planted to line driveways of manor houses, but spread to local woods, where they’re an endangered species. Now the wood is naught but trees and rhodedendron (rather than supporting the many ferns and bushes it should), as an overpopulation of deer eat most of the native stuff. That being said, they are absolutely beautiful, especially when flowering

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

that pink house belongs in the barbie universe and i LOVE it!!!

[@lukaaknows]

seungberry??? 😻

[@TheRealLeewon]

Yeah I wouldn’t hate living there

[@Lemon10.5]

I don’t like hot pink as a colour but I would love for the basement❤❤❤

[@hyunjinsanity]

I love finding stays in the wild lmao

[@PandorasFolly]

The kept to the bit.

[@lilybywater7599]

first one is such a nice house inside but shit outside looks like it's in a bad neighbourhood

[@gazwilliams-nc7jp]

That pool in the conservatory, seems perfect, because conservatories get really warm, and pools tend to be cold, but the glass roof would heat that pool up naturally, ive never wanted a conservatory more in my life, with a pool of course haha

[@Lewtable]

I feel a bit like the opposite, the heated up space feel like it would feel really muggy and nasty in there, like a sauna but not as enjoyable, though I guess they've equipped it with AC.

[@gazwilliams-nc7jp]

@@Lewtable yeah i gotta say, whenever I've been to an indoor swimming pool, I always find it hard to get a good breath in, though its not a massive building like an indoor swimming pool, you could just have the doors and windows open when you finally take a dip

[@gazwilliams-nc7jp]

@@Lewtable I also don't know how anyone enjoys a sauna for the same reasons, I dont get why people want to sit in a ridiculously hot room where you struggle to breath Though tbh, I hate hot weather in general, a conservatory pool would bring me round though

[@Lewtable]

@@gazwilliams-nc7jp Saunas are definitely hit or miss for a lot of people, in Finland where it originates it is supposed to be more of a social thing. But I'm an ice bath type of person so I'm definitely not in a position to judge. 😄 The only reason I say "saunas but less enjoyable" is because in my experience Saunas are best with fairly dry heat, but the conservatory style with glass roof and a pool feels like it would be very humid.

[@gazwilliams-nc7jp]

@@Lewtable yeah but you forget conservatories have doors and windows usually, so you could get it warmed up in the sun, and when you use the pool, just open everything, let a draft in Its that horrible dry heat I cant stand, I walked in a sauna once and was like "So This is a sauna is it?.. why i thought this would be enjoyable I have no clue... bye everyone" Haha

[@BennyGid]

The first house looks like somewhere Trixie Mattel would live 💀

[@slinkywhippet]

That was my first thought too 💖

[@TheRealLeewon]

Yes!!

[@addie1080]

Pink one very terrify

[@oliviamaelovick]

😂😂😂

[@Lemon10.5]

American houses aren’t made to last and that’s sick to me. Imagine having a housing crisis in America and you can’t even inherit a house from your parents because it’s dilapidated now. Use brick bruh💀

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

exactly especially when some areas have hurricanes, just build places to last and you will save so much money-

[@rossco7214]

they're built for the weather. do you know how fucking hot it would be to have a brick house in places like Texas? you'd die

[@HayilCrowz]

Americans building their houses out of wood and being surprised that they keep burning down in summer is crazy to me

[@awex7]

@@rossco7214 bro we have brick houses here in saudi and its hotter then the sun. ifs literal 45-50 degress all summer. GET A DAMN AC

[@whkvulwyn2489]

@@rossco7214 Your point? Hot places like Texas aren't the entire US so houses made to last using things like brick would be great for many in many other states and they would last for several generations, especially the northern states where they get lower temperatures and could appreciate a house built to keep in the heat and then it's not uncommon for A/C in the US which would help these people during hotter weather.

[@Faith01841]

this prompted me to go on rightmove to look at houses i want but will never have and now i'm sobbing cheers george xx

[@shattering.mushrooms4820]

2:11 ''this house is like the tardis'' proceeds to show a dalek

[@faustobaldessarre1907]

Bruh

[@slinkywhippet]

If it wasn't in America, and wasn't essentially made of cardboard I would snatch up the pink Barbie house in a heartbeat and would barely change a thing 💖💖💖

[@rosa4458]

RIGHTTTT

[@oliviamaelovick]

Same!!

[@Cassxowary]

don’t generalise america,the US is a tumour for the rest of america…

[@isobeljelbert]

George being a generally knowledgeable man but not knowing how to pronounce sheetrock is so funny

[@lordly123]

He didn’t know who the Suffragettes were

[@Stephh99]

idk where you got 'generally knowledgeable' from tbh

[@SgtCustard]

To be honest I don't think it's a word in the UK, I'm in my thirties and never heard of sheetrock in my life.

[@sivemolly]

1:37 pretty honking

[@nofather9252]

12:00 The Victorian house is called a shotgun house. It’s meant to allow more houses in a small amount of space

[@qtluna7917]

"I always dreamt of having a paintball fight in a school" is a very European attitude to school shootings.

[@Cassxowary]

I mean, school shootings are “self”-inflicted (pro-gun people putting their (fellow citizen) children through all that) nonsense so… the US in general is a joke for the rest of the world…

[@charlotteinnocent8752]

I saw a brilliant UK one the other day in Portsmouth. The interior was pristine... and obviously decorated by Barbra Cartland. It was so fabulous for a semi daydreaming of being a castle! I love looking at these kind of things. The human race never ceases to amaze me I love the diversity of decor!

[@amelie9212]

Where in Portsmouth did you see this?

[@paulperry7091]

10:04 The sheet metal - more correctly corrugated iron - interior decorating craze hit Australia a couple of decades ago and mercifully lasted only six months. Surprisingly easy to dent it, impossible to fix.

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

13:42 those are tiles, George

[@Lemon10.5]

💀

[@sleepingpillsandcaffeine14]

To be fair, the person who decorated the pink house at least managed to paint everything the same shade of pink. If you like pink, it’s probably pretty cool

[@Verbot819]

It is genuinely suprising to me that you can probably run through the walls of an american house

[@js8qp2pwisos]

Were just such big fans of the koolaid man we are

[@saint-miscreant]

I was so confused as a kid watching people punch through / dent walls in American TV shows and movies and then I learnt that they are big fans of drywall and wood

[@Cassxowary]

not all of america(: not most of it I think

[@TomF1F1Gameplaysandmore]

Shee trock, come on George have you never heard of it before

[@billyhills9933]

Trock is usually male. Obviously in this case it is the female version.

[@theirlmess_.]

​@@billyhills9933 😭😭😭😭

[@JRAD897]

shreeshrock

[@rosiefay7283]

We're not in America --- we call them "walls".

[@jmillar71110]

Ita called plaster board in UK😂

[@Npyne]

11:36 looks like the type of house people build when they first start playing Sims lol

[@js8qp2pwisos]

5:28 that house must be so fucking hot in the summer/ cold in the winter, theres literally just two planks of wood separating the outside from the inside 😭 its basically a shed

[@TWilliams014]

George loves looking at houses, but I love looking at George

[@Existenceispain7]

Real

[@stephenallen4635]

Are you a house?

[@paulperry7091]

2:01 The carpet is genius. Would never need cleaning. Lovely public transport vibe.

[@grimdarkfuture]

“Shreetrawk” is just something else, George 😂 Oh lord and not getting 15 feet right 🫠

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

The house with all the cabinets used to belong to a retirement home for clergy, and before that, it used to belong to a doctor who had people stay in his home afaik! It's kind of famous online.

[@smowoluwu]

11:43 Reminds me of that house-car Jeremy Clarkson built in that one episode of Top Gear lmao

[@Ukrainian_Kebab_Eater]

The Citrôen

[@alligatorman-k2w]

It’s always a good day when George references doctor who

[@daviszdirector]

4:18 looks like a gravity falls location lmao

[@snowy.ethereal]

i unironically adore that first house

[@herrforehead]

the witch house is soo cute

[@petermullan145]

tbh if you had a bunch of furniture in there, the witch house could be sick. It needs so decoration and maybe the garden needs some work but i see alot of potential

[@cjgetsuspended]

6:23 I fall in love with that black house, it basically the house from the sims ❤

[@Cassxowary]

the neighbourhood too 😍

[@offtoneverlandiam]

George id love you to look at nostalgic cbbc shows from when we were kids, been going down the rabbit whole recently and alot of the weird shows i thought were just fever dreams are actually just as weird as i remember

[@Cassxowary]

the whole rabbit? lol rabbithole

[@JOLT_x3]

Bro recognised the house in the thumbnail actually looked good and changed it 💀

[@journeyintococo6996]

7:20 - Maybe not Mr. Beast...

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

love a george vid to go with my dinner

[@stace5745]

Omg real

[@Zack_F1]

If only i could go with george for my dinner

[@beckysmith_6]

Loving the ferngully poster 🥺🥺

[@st4rryisa]

0:15 might be the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all day. thanks george ❤️🥰

[@Charlesmouse]

7:19 this would have different implications in America George 💀

[@Cassxowary]

not the rest of america, just in the tumour country (: 385 so far this year in US schools alone and canada had 2 mass shootings in total (one in a residential neighbourhood & one at a soccer game after school), mexico I can’t find any, and idk about the rest of america

[@serunato]

10:56 this house is absolutely perfect i fkn love brutalist architecture

[@brie]

the first house is really cool be fr i love all the pink and custom stuff

[@Cassxowary]

kate gabrielle’s house in hamilton, nj!

[@tehrealtimmis]

3:36 like one of those “What should I do with this space?” Posts

[@Cassxowary]

or they’re big fans of the neighbours in Mary Poppins or The House

[@ivy5614]

'It's not a hippotamus pool or anything' - George Memulous, 2024.

[@mrshiccup82]

Love the witch house, looks really cute. But imagine how cold that "avant-garde" house gets in winter and stuff, with no insulation??

[@Fantaiscool]

2:40 Jonkler MAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@chetmanley1885]

This house is what happens when a Discord mod wins the lottery

[@lordprotector3367]

It says 'translate to English' under your comment!

[@florjanbrudar692]

9:06 This house design is perfect for someone who wants to live like a monarch.

[@fairyulz]

the pink house is so cute omg

[@IsabelAud]

LOL SHEE-TROCK 🤣🤣

[@Cassxowary]

usually trock is male but good eye for spotting the female kind 😂🤣

[@JoshuaJoest4r]

At this point watching u is my full time job

[@nicoleeeflynn]

8:36 looks like it’s been sponsored by IKEA

[@Cassxowary]

or a preschool

[@DeniseOsipov-sb2eq]

Seriously, this content brightened my mood!

[@lilygray34500]

imagine having George as a neighbour, i wish

[@Libertaro-i2u]

2:33 - Do the glasses come with the property? Would be cool if they did!

[@strawberrychangeling]

13:45 even the camera threw up

[@Azcte]

Cart!!!! Golf Cart!!!!!!!!!

[@CyberTank2077]

14:22 i love it

[@mar5hm3ll0]

I would 100% buy an abandoned school and spend money on revamping it into a house

[@shrewkit]

thing for the 1st, that person made that to be what they wanted as their dream house but sadly had to downscale

[@karemelskares]

'This house is like a Tardis!" -proceeds to show a Dalek

[@AIRYHFJONEIRL]

babe wake up new GeorgeM upload

[@J1mAnyWay]

Love a George video for my dinner

[@alexjedi2037]

0:33 there all made of cardboard anyway

[@Supremenent]

I love ur content bro!!!!!!!

[@linklink3069]

I'd unironically love to live in the first house. Which is kinda funny because it doesn't fit the way I dress, act or present in the slightest, I just genuinely love the vibe.

[@alecstronach]

5:35 you've mistaken avant-garde for brutalist lmao it's cheap and shitty, something brutalist architecture tried to pass off as honest and classy which ended up just looking shit xD

[@gloomy_glamour]

4:38 reminds me of Pee-wee's playhouse if anyone remembers that show

[@jacksonmacmanus1001]

the person selling that all black house is 100% a goth

[@dexxvandesande1410]

Love the videos george. Always brightenns my day

[@dismafuggerhere2753]

that school building could make 12 massive luxury apartments, why aren't people jumping to buy it at that ridiculously low price ? must be a zoning thing because that's a steal !

[@LadyDragonbane]

The "witch" didn't seem cursed IMO, but definitely some Baba Yaga vibes. The cabinet house is my favourite

[@theprinceofawesomeness]

the Witch hut was basically made for me

[@CB-ms2cq]

The one thing I’m jealous of about America is the laws to build houses. You can pretty much build anywhere and there’s no planning. To build a house in the UK is practically impossible

[@expo5583]

that first house gives me We Happy Few vibes, especially the bathroom

[@willowsparks4576]

George not knowing that " is inches and ' is feet xD

[@comradetoad9464]

Says : Sheet rock… George: “what is schree tok” 😂

[@Cassxowary]

the ship wheel house reminds me of The House and Mary Poppins lol

[@sStormy]

“Ty George for this wonderful post” we all say in unison

[@marlee2309]

"shee-trock" 😂

[@milkak6823]

Hell yeah, I'm taking the witch house! Looks really cozy uwu

[@yougoslavia]

We've seen the expensive houses. Now have a look at the cheapest houses on Rightmove. Some of the cheapest stuff I found was a small terrace house on the Isle of Bute with some planks of wood in it and a small field in another part of Scotland. Both were under £10,000.

[@badm.d]

Most of these houses are amazing. Also classic japanese wood walls with beutiful single piece sheets are great.

[@thatgushiekid1662]

I love the house next to the massive rock, would buy that in a heartbeat

[@xXJoeyXxcoooool]

that first house is actually my dream house lol its so pretty

[@Kcii-99]

4:00 very obviously a bank vault george, maybe those shades block more than light

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

12:34 The OG house looks like something from breaking bad

[@MissTakeBunny]

The house at 11:35 is the type of house you make in the sims as a kid 💀

[@SVJontop]

Love seeing all the houses George rents out at 700% of the normal rent

[@abbygrace3456]

Nice to see the witche's house is doing what it was designed for

[@Picklemick33]

your camera went fuzzy just as I was rubbing my eye, and that was it for my brain for today 😭

[@Raccoonboi634]

Memeulous 0:01

[@volcarno6072]

Houses

[@marigoldbells9581]

houses

[@YingDat]

I love looking at houses

[@takashiz-1731]

Houses

[@ch1b1sh]

houses

[@xd_dougy_xd7270]

average house flipper house 8:18

[@JackWhitehead-in2vc]

my missus reckons ur eyes are beady lol

[@lancyr_2009]

That thumbnail house looked great, though it did look a little more like a fancy bar/restaurant than house

[@gerardwayscoffeecup]

BRO NOT THE CAMERA UNFOCUSING 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@CentralWave]

6:00 forza horizon 5 starter house

[@MegCazalet]

That house without sheetrock isn’t even insulated! In DALLAS!

[@Fannyschmeller2002]

When walls are too dark you can’t see the spiders 😂