American Dad - Roger is Petty

Well how do you kill babies?
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[@Alex-jg2bc]

Roger making Steve think he's adopted after he ate his cookie is one of my all-time favourite Roger storylines

[@qnzman578]

Ok...Eat up...Eat....up... lmao

[@mrwelldone9121]

LOL

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

It didn't include the scene when Steve made out with his sister

[@Apache32D]

Ya snooze ya lose !

[@ManuMiAS]

of course you would find it funny

[@OneManCast]

*Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.*

[@AndrewUchiha4747]

Oh COME ON

[@OGchidoriKNight]

I've got the keys you dumb bitch!!!!

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

I’ve got the keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!!!

[@hasan_z]

Context?

[@JoshSmith-fv1tx]

This still might be my favorite episode 😂 "You need to go to the hospital immediately, you're clearly dying."

[@hypnotic_psychotic4138]

You forgot the episode where Roger tricks Steve in being accepted into “Hogwarts” 😂😂😂

[@davonross1022]

He came back with a brick of coke 🤣🤣🤣

[@nuice1482]

Lavate los Manos

[@davonross1022]

@@nuice1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Maxine.Caulfield]

@@nuice1482 en mi país tradujeron ese chiste como literalmente "lavate las manos" y no "wash your hands" por lo que se perdió completamente la gracia y pico pal que lee

[@DrewSavo]

That wasn’t pettiness tho: that was just Roger being devious and Steve being a moron.

[@bushidotestu1997]

Dude is practically the physical manifestations of “taking things to the extreme”

[@ghettopanther8727]

I can understand being petty, but killing a baby?!!! Really?!! #$% u!

[@NeidalRuekk]

Replace the word 'practically' with the word 'literally' I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic

[@donkeykong4983]

NibbA

[@levicarmody444]

I belive that would be cartman, roger is second

[@jayjayjayjay1067]

@@levicarmody444 but who would win? THAT is the question

[@WeerdMunkee]

Roger has to be a comedy writers wet dream come true...with all of the personas he adopts from episode to episode, and even within the same episode, he can not only be any character they need him to be each time, but they can twist the plot endlessly to suit their whims because of it. They must have a blast writing him. It probably never gets old!

[@boostedboosted3088]

Facts

[@jamarkusholcomb516]

@@boostedboosted3088 Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

[@river7874]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 That's a tough one. They're both excellent characters. I'd say Bender, then Roger.

[@Hearty1100]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 Bender

[@tigerheart5087]

Eh it got old. Once all the characters have gone through as much development as they can without completely changing personas the show kinda died. It’s still funny-ish like family guy but the heart of the show left a long time ago.

[@ryanwilliams846]

There’s so many more petty things to put here. Like locking Steve and Haley in dog crates because Haley deleted one of his episodes of Bones, and Steve said the quality of the show had decreased

[@solomonfrazier3581]

That episode was my favorite! Something about Haley in a dog crate is so amusing.

[@JessicaGodinez7]

"My bones! My bones!" 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanm.191]

Hi fellow Ryan

[@s.nifrum4580]

To be fair I’d also be pissed about missing out on bones

[@codyadams5129]

and killing that guy from the dream phone because he didnt like going to the mall

[@FretzlemaniaPod]

“I’m ugly and my butt is huge” I feel personally attacked....

[@ethoncharles2386]

#MrFretz big butts are amazing though

[@SammyFash]

@@ethoncharles2386 not if it's just fat

[@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634]

There's a booty and then there's a bum. Big difference.

[@vdb000]

Ethon Charles not when everywhere els is also huge

[@JohnDoe-qy5eu]

#MrFretz yes indeed

[@Xelltrix]

lol this video could be feature film length if you included everything. My favorite petty Roger moment is when he scalps a lady for not liking his order.

[@latrombonista89]

Yes, that was the best! I wish it was included.

[@vocalvole]

Or when he was a limo driver and killed those frat boys.

[@Xelltrix]

@@vocalvole Did he really kill 5 guys over 20 dollars?

[@paultownsley5521]

Xelltrix yes just like how he killed 6 guys over 19 dollars

[@vocalvole]

@@Xelltrix Yup, in the episode Virtual In-stanity. Roger's crazy lol.

[@amethystsavage4018]

“Well, how do you kill babies?” Notice how Stan says “shut up” and not “I don’t” 🤔

[@Nameless82284]

Even if he did, a normal person would just say "Shut up" if the other one asked how to kill a baby.

[@notsurewhy3263]

CIA things, dont worry about it

[@DgardsGaming]

No I’m really thinks about that but it’s true

[@radamorann5128]

With a tissue.

[@Sewblon]

If I was a C.I.A. assassin, who had to kill a baby, I think that I would smother them with a pillow.

[@LivingGuy484]

I was totally expecting the episode where Rodger gets angry at the waitress for not complimenting his order

[@MrNeboff]

Giovanni that one was the best

[@susankoech]

Me too

[@Xcalibers]

“Same as him?! same as him my ass you knew exactly the game we were playing”!

[@anthonylindsay6470]

Fr he literally SCALPS her because she ordered the same as her date meaning he couldn't trash on her choice man's so petty 😭

[@adamjustadam]

When he scalps her Apache style 💀

[@takeshikujo2909]

2:03 Petty yes, but he does have a point. You don’t offer someone a pretzel after you drown it in mustard. Sadly not everyone likes mustard.

[@TomasM30]

Mustard is trash now honey mustard on the other hand, honey mustard is to die for

[@spicybean2004]

@@TomasM30 he got a point

[@osvaldorodriguez1334]

I like mustard

[@financialzero5684]

I like mustard

[@DragonGoddess18]

I like mustard

[@GearWukong]

"You're about to seriously regret not complimenting my order... sounds trivial when I say it out loud, but I know in my heart it's not." How the hell do you miss that one?

[@AddictedtoAmericanDad]

I’ll add it to “Missing Media”

[@williamwoods9567]

Add it to when roger threw jeff into space just because he didn't to hide in a disguise for jeff

[@benjaminkasson2587]

You could probably just make a part 2 for this theme, there's still plenty of primo roger pettiness to be had

[@bashirmali953]

You know what i den't know is that roger was married to the alian king and cheated on him

[@williamwoods9567]

DID anyelse remember when steve ate the last cookie and roger freaks out and convinces Steve is adopted by burning all his childhood photos, then convinces to dress up and present himself to some random parents who lost their child

[@Simonporter89]

Greatest character in cartoon history

[@M.W.2]

You're forgetting Ricky Spanish

[@volgax3646]

Matteo Marchesini sane person

[@sofianee3580]

@@M.W.2 It's not Ricky Spanish, it is Ricky Spaaaniish...

[@afrosharkboy]

@@sofianee3580 underrated comment! Lol

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Next to Bender

[@brebre2002bb]

Why do I feel like this should be at least an hour long.

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

Yes! And even so this is the channel's longest video yet, so fitting right?

[@StarForce99]

Not even an hour. Like 2 hours LOL

[@m.c.martin]

CorgiWithAnOrgy 24 hours

[@StarForce99]

@@m.c.martin a god damn week

[@hammadali545]

😘

[@yuyuteama]

"I'm going to cry and dip my cookie in your tears" god he is sooo funny. I just love how dramatic he is

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

Ooooh let me taste your tears Steve Oooooh yes they're so tasty....so refreshing and salt......

[@Takejiro24]

@@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Ah yes, the *Tears of Unfathomable Sadness*

[@jokerinthebronx]

I like how Steve doesn't get angry during the adoption farce. That's a bro moment. I don't think Roger would legit hurt Steve. I think he's the only person Roger really likes. Okay. He did push him off the boat, but he knew there was time for Stan or someone to save him.

[@PeacefulJoint]

To be fair I think it's because he was happy to.not live in the box

[@jovany-6526]

​@@PeacefulJointq1

[@ajromero3692]

I think Roger's ultimate act of pettiness was seeking revenge on a waitress because she complemented Hayley's order and not his, resulting in him partially scalping her while on a date. Whoever wrote that Roger/Hayley B-plot deserves a raise because it was just perfect.

[@theoriginldw]

i like how no one dressed up for roger’s roast. no one came either.

[@DgardsGaming]

If anyone else came they'd be dead

[@frank8917]

You are asking why nobody came to the roast of the alien that killed 6 guys over 19 dollars?

[@theoriginldw]

@@frank8917of course not! but i mean surely they would’ve came to the roast of the guy who killed 5 guys over $20

[@frank8917]

@@theoriginldw yeah but if somebody came they would’ve ended up dead Like those 5 guys

[@osvaldorodriguez1334]

That 5 guys and everyone un that plane

[@brandilewis5059]

Rodger calling alcohol necessary juice is literally the best description I've ever heard anybody say about alcohol. Its definitely MY necessary juice.

[@asdeathstalksyou2]

This is slowly becoming my favorite channel..

[@SpaceCase132]

It’s my favorite for American Dad. The videos show the thumbnail as an actual part of the video, the titles don’t feel like they were written by a robot, and the video is actually what it’s title suggests instead of being two or three episodes being sloppily edited together.

[@Blitzo8390]

I think we’re gonna need a part 2

[@seicento2tone]

And a couple more after that.

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Adam Steven we’ll need a whole James Bond franchise

[@christopherangeli1141]

PC Principal I read that in Roger

[@stdshurt7972]

*part 75 you mean as if 2 is enough

[@Joker863x]

PC Principal naa we need a part 35

[@JB-wg4hf]

"FRANCINE I HAVEN'T BEEN ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU"

[@Mbalz779]

That red wig was worth it

[@matt13r1]

OH COME ON!

[@absoluteterror9098]

"I just love it when crap lines up like that" Literally reminds me of the time I made my friend paranoid that I was going to lie and tell the waitress it was her birthday when she left to go to the bathroom.... She came back, sat down and the clapping started. The staff walked right up to the booth directly behind her and started singing happy birthday. I literally started crying from trying to hold in my laughter as she glared at me. It was truly one of the most beautiful coincidences I've seen play out in real life

[@Fortunateis4luck]

Jesus 😂

[@allematthew1695]

7:34 the way roger runs back and forth 😂😂

[@Only1WithAnE]

I always laugh at that part too 😂

[@cl20v87]

All these clips and you missed the pettiest of them all! When Roger scalps a waitress for not complimenting his food order 😂

[@israelmcclure2771]

Was def his worst antic 😂

[@ninjafrog6966]

he also killed 5 guys over 20 dollars

[@DPowered2]

Said Roger was being petty? I don't see it, they all seem like rational responses to what happened.

[@exodustimes4266]

DPowered Smith Exactly! If someone took my cookie I would DESTROY THEIR LIFE AND THEIR LOVED ONES!!!

[@anthonyj.s1306]

Especially the pretzel

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Feral Fires drowned in mustard

[@Mypeenorhurt]

I mean, that should be life in jail at the very least. #stoppretzelabuse

[@pokemasterhek]

@@exodustimes4266 that pretzel was sufficient enough

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

5:36 Oh, I love it when crap lines up like that

[@adiv2316]

The whole Jeff Wotley thing cracks me up every time

[@adamcheklat7387]

3:42: Roger might be trying to kill us. And we have no brakes.

[@aleutiap7802]

“Roger might be trying to kill us”

[@havingteawiththedevil]

“And we have no breaks”

[@DgardsGaming]

Nah, its all in your head

[@tomnorton4277]

I love that Stan's so casual about it.

[@aleutiap7802]

I love JESUS CHRIST and he loves you

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

1:40 “Need I say more?” “Only if you want me to understand.”

[@jamieweatherson4276]

7:36 I was just a kid when I first saw this episode, and for some reason the image of roger running back and forth like that was the source of many nightmares for roughly a month after seeing it!

[@kayaarrews5232]

7:38- so funny the way he runs, I watch that over and over so funny

[@shaydenporter8289]

The husband and wife tho I feel so bad and their faces when they took the picture

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

When Steve said "They live in a box" that made me think to the first time someone ever said that insult in relevant context....I think they invented that insult

[@jaengen]

I cried buckets of tears for them.

[@deanb4799]

Roger is the absolute GREATEST character of all time.

[@tank100286]

I would've killed Roger long time ago if I was this family. But then again, I'm glad they didn't, because he's my favorite character out of all of seth MacFarlane's character's.

[@Treeeee2008]

Agreed,Although his antics are funny until it actually happens to you.

[@Stuart267]

Roger is without a doubt the funniest animated character of all time

[@skorpiosavage9818]

Facts lol

[@BladeRabbit]

I read the title as "Roger is pretty", that'd be a good idea for a video

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

When he finally drew on eyebrows

[@Maw0]

@@pixiestxNyomouf Same.

[@Orlok26]

Of course roger is petty He wouldn’t be Roger if he wasn’t petty

[@volpemarroneveloce5928]

2:52 the way he says "you stay away from me francine" 😭😭😭

[@JuanLopez-qx6wn]

4:55 Steve looks like Stewie

[@ravenmoon9546]

1:05 the faces the judges make are perfect.

[@TheZipperDragon]

I love how Rodger has so much free time & disposable income that he can come up with all of these crazy schemes.

[@denisejones3017]

All those lies for a pretzel ..... I love you Roger

[@baffourkyei]

Saw Brian Griffin's Prius in minutes 3:50

[@darnelmcmillian3435]

Watching this made me realize I have a little of roger inside me. Ahhhhhh!!!

[@Das_Ungeheuer]

That must hurt, pal. It's ok to speak up.

[@EmeraldLilly94]

I think we all do inside

[@popesocket7765]

What if we’re all Roger’s personas?

[@jeremiamusikinya5242]

1:13 those horrible things he describes sounds like things that roger can do

[@zakkybounce]

*Give me Silly Juice and watch me fall down!*

[@citiesinruin9435]

Hi

[@Rikoani]

It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!

[@oolooo]

0:37 A glimpse into Roger's Humanity and sanity

[@devantemungin7060]

Roger, petty? Dude, with all of the things he did over the years, just for his own personal gain or personal vendetta, calling him petty now is both an understatement and a compliment.

[@artemissapphic]

Crazy how American dad can make a literal psychopath so lovable

[@Keithchan2024]

0:14 poggers roger

[@skullhead2327]

When the two adults thought they found there lost child it was so far to watch

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

I felt sorry for them, and I was surprised how well Steve took it, but I still like the fact how much effort Roger put into his revenge even it was just for a cookie though.

[@fantasyvsreality1013]

Roger: GO HOME BITCHES SHOW'S OVER I NAILED IT!!! I died😆😆😆😆

[@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL]

Yeah after you drowned it in mustard, This isn't over Watley!

[@InsomnicKing]

3:01 that episode was all about pitty Roger

[@cathair9295]

I love how you manage to have decent editing and titles that actually relate to the videos

[@jamalgorgeous]

The cookie 🍪 part though :))))

[@alienz8641]

7:38 The way roger runs 😂

[@princessseraphina8990]

2:43 What did you do to deserve them saying those hurtful things? How about the many terrible things you did in the past seasons?

[@bruhism173]

There is always the character who you don't mess with in a series like Eric cartman he will make you eat your parents.

[@joeschmoe2959]

You snooze you lose

[@AndrewUchiha4747]

Joe Schmoe ....”You snooze you lose huh?” Okay, eat up... eat.... up

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

4:50 Is Stewie going to grow up to look like Steve? I say this because that baby picture makes him look like Stewie.

[@reyrey5259]

Omg the head shape😂😂

[@johnffreydeppstein2474]

Lol a young Hey Arnold right there with that football head

[@PubsTaR1997]

This is why I love when Stan kicks Rogers butt all the time every time Roger gets beat up I love it

[@shadaviongrant7605]

2:37 CLASSIC!!!😂😂😂😂 4:55 RIP Steve's baby pictures!!! 😂😂😂

[@saelcaha2102]

“Well how do YOU kill babies?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@emmanuelquianes6134]

Roger is the ultimate character. Without him American dad wouldn’t be what it is

[@stanclark8824]

True

[@NICO9000]

This is missing Roger’s pettiest moment: the five kids he kills for the $20 limo ride. Brilliantly ridiculous!

[@johnbonardi9819]

"I just love it when crap lines up like that."

[@akaneankle2073]

This should be so much longer

[@c.i.a.2269]

“It’s not silly juice, it’s necessary juice!”

[@benjaminkasson2587]

I feel like this one could have a part 2. There's also the episode where Roger gets revenge on a waitress for not complimenting his order.

[@josmclove4426]

Roger is nuts!🤣🤣

[@hkgaming2842]

1:24 there is the futon seller behind stan 😁

[@milkplus7876]

The way he runs at 7:37. I love this era of animation

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

No Roger storyline with no personas involved can ever top Roger making Steve he’s adopted over a cookie.

[@killianmmmoore]

7:47 roger in public without a disguise? Stan would never allow it

[@verdations531]

Yeah loads of people are bound to be in the middle of a bog. Look around them first fruitcake

[@theswedishdude1]

part 1 of 300

[@dramaticvirghoe]

This video is proof that Roger is the greatest character ever

[@wilsontheknight]

1:52 is what you’re looking for

[@msthecommentator2863]

"I just love it when crap lines up like that" 🤣

[@rwicks6361]

"Roger being petty" Isn....isnt that just the show?😂

[@matthewcockburn9850]

"Its not silly juice its necessary juice!" 😂😂

[@raygalaxy2717]

I would not be surprised if that elaborate story he was telling stan when on their way to Watly is actually made up of his own activities to give it that extra level of authenticity. He's a good liar. But why lie when your own life has so much material to draw from.

[@dougwint]

Best animated character on TV...

[@ix69yn]

I love Roger. He's my favorite.

[@c.i.a.2269]

“Well how do you kill baby’s?”

[@thegoldenboy294]

5:26 why would Stan randomly say something like that in front of the Steve's room lol wtf

[@NylhushaJ]

All of that over a pretzel 😂 he's super petty.

[@spacedimensia]

a major plot hole in the one where roger is roasted, and then tries to kill the family, is that when they get in the car to flee, they back the car up, break, and switched gears, before taking off and then realizing the breaks were cut.

[@brayantorres2325]

2:05 take him out for the mustard part

[@bryanlahog7948]

Roger could've hid Steve's baby pics away somewhere to accomplish his goal; but decided to burn them. That's f'd up!

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Rodger going to great lengths to get that red wig makes me laugh every time.

[@BraveHeartedHero1]

I hate any roast party where the one who asked for it gets mad that they insulted them. Its insanely stupid.

[@addieb1314]

Me: *gets on youtube* KZbin: *blesses me with the title of this video*

[@familyguytimes3664]

"You humbled me, I am humbled. Excuse me. *Opens door* Go b****es show's over I nailed it". 😂😂😂

[@StellarUpsilon]

I can't believe you didn't include the scene where Roger and Haley compared orders in a restaurant.

[@loganhunt5995]

Honestly this makes me wish those roger dolls were real just so I could tape all of his petty scenes and change his voicebox to that

[@tatefranz6276]

7:28 tell me that sounded like Barry!!!

[@timothygammon8514]

Did anyone else notice that Roger's birthday is 420 a.d.!!?