American Dad - Roger is Petty

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Roger making Steve think he's adopted after he ate his cookie is one of my all-time favourite Roger storylines

[@qnzman578]

Ok...Eat up...Eat....up... lmao

[@mrwelldone9121]

LOL

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

It didn't include the scene when Steve made out with his sister

[@Apache32D]

Ya snooze ya lose !

[@ManuMiAS]

of course you would find it funny

[@m.c.martin]

The pettiest person asked for a roast. It went perfectly

[@TheLauren800]

M.C.Martin Official Channel haha that whole episode could just be this video !!! Also one of my fav episodes

[@leirak8086]

It was the same in family guy with peter

[@vengbriones214]

hes an alien

[@DaveMiller6042]

He's a alien

[@Shadowdx-py2ni]

666 :)

[@OneManCast]

*Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.*

[@Nite-Rise]

Oh COME ON

[@OGchidoriKNight]

I've got the keys you dumb bitch!!!!

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

I’ve got the keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!!!

[@hasan_z]

Context?

[@JoshSmith-fv1tx]

This still might be my favorite episode 😂 "You need to go to the hospital immediately, you're clearly dying."

[@brebre2002bb]

Why do I feel like this should be at least an hour long.

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

Yes! And even so this is the channel's longest video yet, so fitting right?

[@R.J.Crimson99]

Not even an hour. Like 2 hours LOL

[@m.c.martin]

CorgiWithAnOrgy 24 hours

[@R.J.Crimson99]

@@m.c.martin a god damn week

[@hammadali545]

😘

[@brendonsmith3080]

“I even offered to share the pretzel.” “Yeah after you drowned it in mustard. THIS ISNT OVER WATLY!

[@Taintsnicely5434]

@@Jr-dj3rt IT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!!!!

[@SageViper22]

@@Taintsnicely5434 also, who dips a pretzal in mustard?!🤮🤮🤮

[@AllTheSameSeam]

@@TRC2002 mustard and pretzel is a german thing? Another point for German engineering

[@pikapika8926]

@@TRC2002 you ain't ever been to baseball game have you

[@jackster9775]

What if Roger wasn’t lying about that stuff?

[@bushidotestu1997]

Dude is practically the physical manifestations of “taking things to the extreme”

[@ghettopanther8727]

I can understand being petty, but killing a baby?!!! Really?!! #$% u!

[@NeidalRuekk]

Replace the word 'practically' with the word 'literally' I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic

[@donkeykong4983]

NibbA

[@levicarmody444]

I belive that would be cartman, roger is second

[@jayjayjayjay1067]

@@levicarmody444 but who would win? THAT is the question

[@hypnotic_psychotic4138]

You forgot the episode where Roger tricks Steve in being accepted into “Hogwarts” 😂😂😂

[@davonross1022]

He came back with a brick of coke 🤣🤣🤣

[@nuice1482]

Lavate los Manos

[@davonross1022]

@@nuice1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Maxine.Caulfield]

@@nuice1482 en mi país tradujeron ese chiste como literalmente "lavate las manos" y no "wash your hands" por lo que se perdió completamente la gracia y pico pal que lee

[@DrewSavo]

That wasn’t pettiness tho: that was just Roger being devious and Steve being a moron.

[@Xelltrix]

lol this video could be feature film length if you included everything. My favorite petty Roger moment is when he scalps a lady for not liking his order.

[@latrombonista89]

Yes, that was the best! I wish it was included.

[@vocalvole]

Or when he was a limo driver and killed those frat boys.

[@Xelltrix]

@@vocalvole Did he really kill 5 guys over 20 dollars?

[@paultownsley5521]

Xelltrix yes just like how he killed 6 guys over 19 dollars

[@vocalvole]

@@Xelltrix Yup, in the episode Virtual In-stanity. Roger's crazy lol.

[@WeerdMunkee]

Roger has to be a comedy writers wet dream come true...with all of the personas he adopts from episode to episode, and even within the same episode, he can not only be any character they need him to be each time, but they can twist the plot endlessly to suit their whims because of it. They must have a blast writing him. It probably never gets old!

[@boostedboosted3088]

Facts

[@jamarkusholcomb516]

@@boostedboosted3088 Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

[@river7874]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 That's a tough one. They're both excellent characters. I'd say Bender, then Roger.

[@Hearty1100]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 Bender

[@tigerheart5087]

Eh it got old. Once all the characters have gone through as much development as they can without completely changing personas the show kinda died. It’s still funny-ish like family guy but the heart of the show left a long time ago.

[@FretzlemaniaPod]

“I’m ugly and my butt is huge” I feel personally attacked....

[@ethoncharles2386]

#MrFretz big butts are amazing though

[@SammyFash]

@@ethoncharles2386 not if it's just fat

[@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634]

There's a booty and then there's a bum. Big difference.

[@vdb000]

Ethon Charles not when everywhere els is also huge

[@JohnDoe-qy5eu]

#MrFretz yes indeed

[@ryanwilliams846]

There’s so many more petty things to put here. Like locking Steve and Haley in dog crates because Haley deleted one of his episodes of Bones, and Steve said the quality of the show had decreased

[@solomonfrazier3581]

That episode was my favorite! Something about Haley in a dog crate is so amusing.

[@JessicaGodinez7]

"My bones! My bones!" 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanm.191]

Hi fellow Ryan

[@s.nifrum4580]

To be fair I’d also be pissed about missing out on bones

[@MinusWorldInterviews]

and killing that guy from the dream phone because he didnt like going to the mall

[@LivingGuy484]

I was totally expecting the episode where Rodger gets angry at the waitress for not complimenting his order

[@MrNeboff]

Giovanni that one was the best

[@susankoech]

Me too

[@Xcalibers]

“Same as him?! same as him my ass you knew exactly the game we were playing”!

[@anthonylindsay6470]

Fr he literally SCALPS her because she ordered the same as her date meaning he couldn't trash on her choice man's so petty 😭

[@adamjustadam]

When he scalps her Apache style 💀

[@ajromero3692]

I think Roger's ultimate act of pettiness was seeking revenge on a waitress because she complemented Hayley's order and not his, resulting in him partially scalping her while on a date. Whoever wrote that Roger/Hayley B-plot deserves a raise because it was just perfect.

[@GearWukong]

"You're about to seriously regret not complimenting my order... sounds trivial when I say it out loud, but I know in my heart it's not." How the hell do you miss that one?

[@AddictedtoAmericanDad]

I’ll add it to “Missing Media”

[@williamwoods9567]

Add it to when roger threw jeff into space just because he didn't to hide in a disguise for jeff

[@benjaminkasson2587]

You could probably just make a part 2 for this theme, there's still plenty of primo roger pettiness to be had

[@bashirmali953]

You know what i den't know is that roger was married to the alian king and cheated on him

[@williamwoods9567]

DID anyelse remember when steve ate the last cookie and roger freaks out and convinces Steve is adopted by burning all his childhood photos, then convinces to dress up and present himself to some random parents who lost their child

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

Roger is seriously the best part of American Dad

[@jamarkusholcomb516]

Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 don't make me choose 🥺🥺

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 also thanks for helping save the world 🌎 🙏

[@kungfuman82]

@@jamarkusholcomb516 damn dude, that is a good one.

[@feleciaclemons5074]

💯😂😂😂😂

[@yuyuteama]

"I'm going to cry and dip my cookie in your tears" god he is sooo funny. I just love how dramatic he is

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

Ooooh let me taste your tears Steve Oooooh yes they're so tasty....so refreshing and salt......

[@Takejiro24]

@@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Ah yes, the *Tears of Unfathomable Sadness*

[@amethystsavage4018]

“Well, how do you kill babies?” Notice how Stan says “shut up” and not “I don’t” 🤔

[@Nameless82284]

Even if he did, a normal person would just say "Shut up" if the other one asked how to kill a baby.

[@notsurewhy3263]

CIA things, dont worry about it

[@DgardsGaming]

No I’m really thinks about that but it’s true

[@radamorann5128]

With a tissue.

[@Sewblon]

If I was a C.I.A. assassin, who had to kill a baby, I think that I would smother them with a pillow.

[@takeshikujo2909]

2:03 Petty yes, but he does have a point. You don’t offer someone a pretzel after you drown it in mustard. Sadly not everyone likes mustard.

[@TomasM30]

Mustard is trash now honey mustard on the other hand, honey mustard is to die for

[@spicybean2004]

@@TomasM30 he got a point

[@osvaldorodriguez1334]

I like mustard

[@financialzero5684]

I like mustard

[@DragonGoddess18]

I like mustard

[@dkm07305able]

"Go home bit$%es. Show's over, I nailed it."

[@mintberrycrunch50]

dkm07305able just say bitches we know what you mean

[@Levi_52_336]

I read this, while hearing Roger say it.

[@emeraldenigma4392]

My favorite one

[@devilpupbear09]

That's totally Roger

[@Umbra16]

Why are you censoring yourself?

[@FordFalcon54]

"That's for taking my cookie" That destruction of innocent people compared to what Roger did to Steve is crazy and so funny. It's well crafted dark humor.

[@jokerinthebronx]

I like how Steve doesn't get angry during the adoption farce. That's a bro moment. I don't think Roger would legit hurt Steve. I think he's the only person Roger really likes. Okay. He did push him off the boat, but he knew there was time for Stan or someone to save him.

[@PeacefulJoint]

To be fair I think it's because he was happy to.not live in the box

[@jovany-6526]

​@@PeacefulJointq1

[@quadeong7453]

You forgot the time he killed five people for $20

[@JoseRivera-fq4px]

there's also that time he got mad at that waitress for not complementing his order, The time he captured jay Leno and didn't remember why, taking Hailey to a pig show, and killed that actor for not being his "dream Phone" crush.

[@danatedawg1018]

Quade Ong he killed more...the whole plane

[@JoseRivera-fq4px]

Oh yeah and that other time he tried to kill everyone on a plane because they would laugh at his jokes.

[@Nygassso]

That was a whole episode 😂

[@keveydaking]

and the time he killed six people for $19

[@Cuppamilky]

“It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!” Damn I felt that one to my core

[@brandilewis5059]

Rodger calling alcohol necessary juice is literally the best description I've ever heard anybody say about alcohol. Its definitely MY necessary juice.

[@theoriginldw]

i like how no one dressed up for roger’s roast. no one came either.

[@DgardsGaming]

If anyone else came they'd be dead

[@frank8917]

You are asking why nobody came to the roast of the alien that killed 6 guys over 19 dollars?

[@theoriginldw]

@@frank8917of course not! but i mean surely they would’ve came to the roast of the guy who killed 5 guys over $20

[@frank8917]

@@theoriginldw yeah but if somebody came they would’ve ended up dead Like those 5 guys

[@osvaldorodriguez1334]

That 5 guys and everyone un that plane

[@Simonporter89]

Greatest character in cartoon history

[@M.W.2]

You're forgetting Ricky Spanish

[@volgax3646]

Matteo Marchesini sane person

[@sofianee3580]

@@M.W.2 It's not Ricky Spanish, it is Ricky Spaaaniish...

[@afrosharkboy]

@@sofianee3580 underrated comment! Lol

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Next to Bender

[@ryanwilliams846]

I think the funniest thing about the roast episode is that, even if the rest of the family just threw some good-natured jokes at Roger like Stan said, he’d probably still go on a homicidal rampage lmao

[@allematthew1695]

7:34 the way roger runs back and forth 😂😂

[@Only1WithAnE]

I always laugh at that part too 😂

[@testy462]

"Need I say more?" "Only if you want me to understand"

[@asdeathstalksyou2]

This is slowly becoming my favorite channel..

[@SpaceCase132]

It’s my favorite for American Dad. The videos show the thumbnail as an actual part of the video, the titles don’t feel like they were written by a robot, and the video is actually what it’s title suggests instead of being two or three episodes being sloppily edited together.

[@JB-wg4hf]

"FRANCINE I HAVEN'T BEEN ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU"

[@Mbaliyum]

That red wig was worth it

[@matt13r1]

OH COME ON!

[@cl20v87]

All these clips and you missed the pettiest of them all! When Roger scalps a waitress for not complimenting his food order 😂

[@israelmcclure2771]

Was def his worst antic 😂

[@ninjafrog6966]

he also killed 5 guys over 20 dollars

[@absoluteterror9098]

"I just love it when crap lines up like that" Literally reminds me of the time I made my friend paranoid that I was going to lie and tell the waitress it was her birthday when she left to go to the bathroom.... She came back, sat down and the clapping started. The staff walked right up to the booth directly behind her and started singing happy birthday. I literally started crying from trying to hold in my laughter as she glared at me. It was truly one of the most beautiful coincidences I've seen play out in real life

[@nognit]

Jesus 😂

[@Blitzo8390]

I think we’re gonna need a part 2

[@chryslerypsilonse]

And a couple more after that.

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Adam Steven we’ll need a whole James Bond franchise

[@christopherangeli1141]

PC Principal I read that in Roger

[@stdshurt7972]

*part 75 you mean as if 2 is enough

[@Joker863x]

PC Principal naa we need a part 35

[@DPowered2]

Said Roger was being petty? I don't see it, they all seem like rational responses to what happened.

[@exodustimes4266]

DPowered Smith Exactly! If someone took my cookie I would DESTROY THEIR LIFE AND THEIR LOVED ONES!!!

[@anthonyj.s1306]

Especially the pretzel

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Feral Fires drowned in mustard

[@Mypeenorhurt]

I mean, that should be life in jail at the very least. #stoppretzelabuse

[@pokemasterhek]

@@exodustimes4266 that pretzel was sufficient enough

[@jamieweatherson4276]

7:36 I was just a kid when I first saw this episode, and for some reason the image of roger running back and forth like that was the source of many nightmares for roughly a month after seeing it!

[@ethantinsley8185]

“Roger is petty” is an extreme understatement.

[@Commander6727]

The way Roger runs when he thinks he kills him always cracks me up

[@jamarkusholcomb516]

Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

[@Commander6727]

Hard to say I love them both but I'd have to go with my OG Bender

[@adiv2316]

The whole Jeff Wotley thing cracks me up every time

[@TheCanon66]

I love how he is the antagonist in an episode as often as he is a protagonist.

[@nicktaylor2657]

Roger is the ultimate drama queen Which is why I love him And I do mean in that way

[@starcherry6814]

Okay Steve that was just straight up evil

[@adamcheklat7387]

3:42: Roger might be trying to kill us. And we have no brakes.

[@michaelc.4321]

3:34 stan is able to stop when reversing but it later revealed to have no brakes

[@kayaarrews5232]

7:38- so funny the way he runs, I watch that over and over so funny

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

5:36 Oh, I love it when crap lines up like that

[@keh1396]

Honestly, my mom reacts the same way

[@rickyp.martin3209]

Jesus. Hopefully you don't turn out like her.

[@gerromecampbell9223]

Yes I feel like i just a bitchy roommate.

[@Too_li]

Lol she almost killed a baby?

[@JapeBrood]

oh hey Rogu

[@hugheast318]

@@Too_li the baby was him

[@Lexio3031]

Roger holds a grudge. An eye for an eye isn't good enough

[@BladeRabbit]

I read the title as "Roger is pretty", that'd be a good idea for a video

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

When he finally drew on eyebrows

[@Maw0]

@@pixiestxNyomouf Same.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

1:40 “Need I say more?” “Only if you want me to understand.”

[@lucasguzman5104]

"Well how do you kill babies?" My favorite line 😂

[@thecarolinabull01]

"Shut up!"

[@peterberkrot3220]

"You go. I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby."

[@Orlok26]

Of course roger is petty He wouldn’t be Roger if he wasn’t petty

[@volpemarroneveloce5928]

2:52 the way he says "you stay away from me francine" 😭😭😭

[@Metalalbumreviewers]

Roger trying to drown Steve while sipping his "silly juice" will always be a vibe for me.

[@DruidicDonkey]

I like how Steve isn't even mad when Roger reveals his.."prank". Those poor parents finding out they're just the product of a prank. lol

[@psicotiquinha]

4:38 the slap and the scream always fucking gets me

[@vkdkdslhd]

Aeegh!!

[@Stuart267]

Roger is without a doubt the funniest animated character of all time

[@skorpiosavage9818]

Facts lol

[@renranger2135]

1:45 one thing I don’t get about this scene is how this guys apartment is so nice when his building’s a wreck?

[@AgustinCruz70]

Right?! 😂

[@aleutiap7802]

“Roger might be trying to kill us”

[@havingteawiththedevil]

“And we have no breaks”

[@DgardsGaming]

Nah, its all in your head

[@tomnorton4277]

I love that Stan's so casual about it.

[@aleutiap7802]

I love JESUS CHRIST and he loves you

[@constantinedeanfrownysmila2421]

-"This case goes to trial but...Benton was on the bench,so...need I say more?" -"Only if you want me to understand." 😂😂😂 Too fucking funny.

[@tank100286]

I would've killed Roger long time ago if I was this family. But then again, I'm glad they didn't, because he's my favorite character out of all of seth MacFarlane's character's.

[@Treeeee2008]

Agreed,Although his antics are funny until it actually happens to you.

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

A fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman, need I say more?

[@aggressivepie6860]

Roger is a pan icon

[@danatedawg1018]

Aggressive Pie yeah sure

[@assibeysteven4033]

Only if you want me to understand

[@asuraXTC]

He’s not pansexual he has no human gender lol 😂

[@RevenantCheetosx]

@Random Duder a roast of Andy Dick

[@ddddoc7078]

the fact that Stan's reaction to "How do you kill babies" is SHUT UP instead of I DON'T KILL BABIES 💀

[@robertb5662]

0:25 Stan’s reaction to Roger’s question is so hilarious.

[@vkdkdslhd]

Well, how do *you* kill babies? - Shut up!

[@ginafesta9340]

petty, more like a brat but that why we love him

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

gina Festa He’s both.

[@CollinMcLean]

He’s a full blown psychopath

[@Nameless82284]

No, I hate him and hope he dies, like now!

[@jacktjong1266]

I like how when Roger tries to kill the family over the roast, after their car crash Steve says "wow, this car's really safe". Bruh, you rolled over thrice and are full of glass. That's not safe.

[@talkindurinthemovie]

When he tried to kill bullocks son 😂😂😂

[@pandogstudios1512]

Of course this is the longest lol

[@TheZipperDragon]

I love how Rodger has so much free time & disposable income that he can come up with all of these crazy schemes.

[@deanb4799]

Roger is the absolute GREATEST character of all time.

[@ravenmoon9546]

1:05 the faces the judges make are perfect.

[@darnelmcmillian3435]

Watching this made me realize I have a little of roger inside me. Ahhhhhh!!!

[@Das_Ungeheuer]

That must hurt, pal. It's ok to speak up.

[@EmeraldLilly94]

I think we all do inside

[@popesocket7765]

What if we’re all Roger’s personas?

[@tommycarrizal1656]

Right from the beginning starting off with a banger lmao that episode was hilarious 😂

[@shikotsu9394]

6:20 Steve is such a good sport “He kissed his sister because of him 😨”

[@TreasurerSkeksis]

"I'm ugly and my butt is huge."

[@jeremiamusikinya5242]

1:13 those horrible things he describes sounds like things that roger can do

[@milasyt]

HE EVEN OFFERED HIM THE PRETZEL

[@Adrian_1751]

AFTER IT WAS DROWNED IN MUSTARD

[@shaydenporter8289]

The husband and wife tho I feel so bad and their faces when they took the picture

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

When Steve said "They live in a box" that made me think to the first time someone ever said that insult in relevant context....I think they invented that insult

[@jaengen]

I cried buckets of tears for them.

[@LancesArmorStriking]

Yeah, that one felt a little too real...:(

[@ShadavionGrant]

2:37 CLASSIC!!!😂😂😂😂 4:55 RIP Steve's baby pictures!!! 😂😂😂

[@harmankang524]

7:03 pretty much what every alcoholic in my life says to me when I ask them why they drink

[@elijahlivingston9477]

Best part is that he doesn’t disagree with the “delusional rates” part.

[@devantemungin7060]

Roger, petty? Dude, with all of the things he did over the years, just for his own personal gain or personal vendetta, calling him petty now is both an understatement and a compliment.

[@cnote2458]

How could you not have the waitress who never complemented his order in this video ?

[@oolooo]

0:37 A glimpse into Roger's Humanity and sanity

[@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL]

Yeah after you drowned it in mustard, This isn't over Watley!

[@RazorRevenge]

Roger reacted the same way Peter did at his roast.

[@foolslayer9416]

This should be much longer, he's always been petty.

[@fantasyvsreality1013]

Roger: GO HOME BITCHES SHOW'S OVER I NAILED IT!!! I died😆😆😆😆

[@zakkybounce]

*Give me Silly Juice and watch me fall down!*

[@citiesinruin9435]

Hi

[@Rikoani]

It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!

[@alienz8641]

7:38 The way roger runs 😂

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

Roger's revenge on "you snooze, you loose."

[@InsomnicKing]

3:01 that episode was all about pitty Roger

[@JuanLopez-qx6wn]

4:55 Steve looks like Stewie

[@jamalgorgeous]

The cookie 🍪 part though :))))

[@cathair9295]

I love how you manage to have decent editing and titles that actually relate to the videos

[@bruhism173]

There is always the character who you don't mess with in a series like Eric cartman he will make you eat your parents.

[@MachoMan_Vert]

I love how the pretzel guy lives in a worn out abandoned looking apartment.

[@skullhead2327]

When the two adults thought they found there lost child it was so far to watch

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

I felt sorry for them, and I was surprised how well Steve took it, but I still like the fact how much effort Roger put into his revenge even it was just for a cookie though.

[@timothygammon8514]

Did anyone else notice that Roger's birthday is 420 a.d.!!?

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

4:50 Is Stewie going to grow up to look like Steve? I say this because that baby picture makes him look like Stewie.

[@reyrey5259]

Omg the head shape😂😂

[@johnffreydeppstein2474]

Lol a young Hey Arnold right there with that football head