American Reacts to SCOTTISH STAR TREK SPOOF Chewin' The Fat REACTION

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American King Boomer's Reaction to the Scottish Comedy Chewin' The Fat where they spoof Star Trek in this hilarious sketch. ENJOY!
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[@worldwidekeef]

Just so you know, this is West coast Scots making fun of East coast accents. That's right, there are different scottish accents.

[@Peejay1966]

As a Dundonian, I approve of this.

[@neilwilson4590]

Anything north or east of Glasgow is a Teuchter anything west or south of Glasgow is a weegie from my experience even though every toon has its own accent 😂

[@ariescustom]

@@neilwilson4590 "Weegie" is slang for Glaswegian. 😉

[@glasgowjohn7831]

fucking teuchter's 😂

[@calgakispict3652]

I'm from Aberdeen, I thought this was you lot making fun of yourselves, I never met anyone who talked like that from the East Coast.

[@67mooncat]

“Set phasers to Malky”. To get Malkied in this sketch is to get stunned by being hit, head butted or battered. As a Taysider, it’s fckn hilarious when you understand every word.

[@mral8145]

I had an uncle Malky! He had the pish ripped out of him! 😂

[@barbaraallen435]

The Malky man 😅

[@loxism72]

No, to be malkyed is to be slashed. A malky fraser is a razor.

[@mral8145]

@@loxism72 I know, your comment wasn’t for me, and I never knew where it came from, but we were never that specific, a “doin’” was what we thought of it as. “He was malkied outside the pub last night” 😂

[@esraeloh8681]

@@mral8145Aye malkied, a batterin, 34 here, that's how I've always used it. So in this sketch I always took it to me to just rip the living pish out of them

[@andrewroberts299]

The two main actors in this are Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill, who wrote and starred in the hit Scottish comedy show, Still Game. You know, the one you didn’t like? 🤣

[@jack28aug]

is that Jack Doherty as well, out of scot squad?

[@lordwalker71]

The whole still game crew makes appearances in chewing the fat.

[@bl4zerunn3r89]

Probably didn't like it cause he doesn't understand the patter.

[@Mr1888bhoy]

He watched the 1st episode.....this needs to be revisited

[@Unclep318]

Still game is seriously overrated but chewin the fat is still pretty good tbf

[@Carrot421911]

I found this transcript with translation when i googled it. Scene 1 "Right Ensign, gies warp factor ten and we'll open this big bastard up and see if it is shit off a shovel right enough" "Right ensign, set speed warp factor ten and let's see if this ship is as fast as they say it is" "Nae danger, get yer belts on" "Aye aye, fasten your seatbelts" "You won't catch us wearing belts like a bunch of big poofters." "Wearing seatbelts is unmanly" "Gonnae let us go to the replicator?Ah'm starving" "May I go get some food from the replicator as I am quite hungry?" "Aye, as long as you bring us back a mug of royal game soup and a couple o' ciders" "You may, but please bring me back some refreshment also." "Captain, there a right big whore ae a spaceship comin' towards us, an ye want tae see the bastardin' size o' the thing, it's a good yin or twa size bigger than oors ken!" "Captain, there is a large spaceship coming towards us, almost twice as big as us" Scene 2 "Ah telt ye before, any mair o' yer pish an I'll stick this right in yer crack!" "I have previously warned you to behave or I will insert this object somewhere very uncomfortable" "Whit ye dain' ya daftie?" "What are you doing, idiot?" "Well, Ah'm just havin a go on the holodeck Captain, Ah'm holodeck daft, ken?" "I am ruinning a holodeck simulation, did you not know I suffer from holodiction?" Scene 3 "Set phasers tae malky!" "Set phasers on maximum" "It's like hee-haw wuv ever seen afore captain, ken?" "It's life Captain, but not as we know it." "He's deed captain, stone deed. Nae pulse or nothing. Will you stop keechin at ma arse ye pervert!" "He's dead captain, no vital signs. Will you please refrain from staring at my backside?" "You ken fine yer gaggin' fur it eh?" "You realize you are desperate for sex?" "Ye've hee-haw chance o getting' yer hole, yer an android, ye've kak all nob!" "You have no chance of performing sexual acts since you are an android and therefore do not have a penis." Scene 4 "Och awa' and dinnae talk pish!" "We don't believe you."

[@alisonrodger3360]

I think it's 'a couple o ootsiders' not 'ciders'.

[@nevilleenglish]

I really needed this translation. ​@@alisonrodger3360 - I looked that up and it seems that an outsider is a sandwich, so that makes more sense.

[@eadweard.]

​@@alisonrodger3360Ciders is right. Edit: as others have explained, it's not in fact ciders :)

[@4Kandlez]

@@alisonrodger3360 They're Scottish, it's ciders

[@Bazk01]

Outsiders are the ends of a cut loaf of bread. The thick ones with crust all down one side. Perfect for soup. The only thing better is the outsiders on plain bread. That's the cut loaf inside the waxed paper with the almost burnt crust top and bottom. @@nevilleenglish

[@barbaraallen435]

I spent a year in Scotland ,my mother was ill,i was sent to with an aunt . Went to primary school and all these years later i'm still in touch with the friends i made 😊

[@jameselder720]

Can anyone imagine King Boomer watching an episode of Rab C. Nesbitt?

[@lanspectre3417]

I will tell you this boy, see me, I'd love that

[@suerogerts4330]

I was just going to say he needs to watch him because we loved Rab c and we're Cornish and laughed continuously through each episode omg can't believe he's never watched it bloody Muppet 😂😂😂😂

[@Cainb420]

We can translate for him. Back in the days PC was a policeman

[@malcolmewing5946]

Have a look at Naked Video, a lot of Scots comedy actors got they're start in this show.

[@marietheresahughes2911]

Yeah! Rab in SPAIN 🇪🇸 IN THE STRING VEST 🤣😅😆😃😁

[@iana6713]

"Set phasers tae malky!" That line always has me laughing....

[@smokeless7774]

Me and another guy from our department booked into a Glasgow hotel as we were temporarily working at one of our Scottish depots. We asked the receptionist for a 6.30 am early morning call. She said "You both have sex?" (Thinks : I'm going to like this hotel.) What she actually said was "Are you both half six."

[@colinjackson9402]

Don't beat yourself up. I'm from Sunderland, 50 miles from Scotland, and I struggled, but, then again, the Scottish will say that's because I'm from Sunderland. Keep the videos coming mate.

[@loxism72]

You're a mackem and you're going on about how we speak ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roguebanana87]

As a Scotsman whos married to a Mackem, it works both ways 🤣

[@esraeloh8681]

Ahh, those are just arrogant bastards, I couldn't understand this as a child not 1 bit & I live just ouside Dundee my whole life

[@johncartwright8154]

I had to go to sunderland for an Exhibition get-in. I had to pretend I was slightly deaf so the local contractors would talk slowly. I didn't want to offend!

[@_Dougaldog]

Could be worse, ye could be a Geordie ;-) which is just a posh version of Doric :-)

[@MrNikolidas]

I've not seen this in years, I'm crying xD. It was a Scottish sketch show, I'm sure people from England would've had a hard time understanding it never mind Americans, so don't worry.

[@Phnarphnarphnar]

Englishman here. I understood almost all of it, but I've watched Still Game countless times since the noughties.

[@Cainb420]

Still game is brilliant

[@jamesneeson9825]

Gon yur sel like.

[@SirHargreeves]

I’m English and couldn’t understand a bloody word.

[@alanmackie7012]

I can't watch The Next Generation Borg assimilation episodes now without saying, "Awa an dinnae talk pish".

[@hiramabiff2017]

As a Cockney who married a Scots lass ( caught with a net while she was running wild up in Jockistan land ), even after 20yrs of constant racist banter between me and my in laws, I defy anyone to keep up with them speaking " Jockonese " and understanding what is said when they are pissed.

[@marksandsmith6778]

Barmpot!

[@Thurgosh_OG]

I'm a Highlander and we tend to have milder accents than the others but I can follow this easily. Many years ago I was working in a office in the south of England, where a Welsh member of staff called on me to assist him in translating what his half-cut Ayrshire customer was saying. Everyone left happily, when we were done.

[@mariehay979]

Very funny thanks

[@anthonyhiggins7409]

I’m honestly not sure if this comment is meant to be funny or not. 😕

[@paulamunchkin5317]

😂😂😂😂

[@jg4539]

Get it translated its absolutely hilarious. Us Scots understand it completely.

[@vandemon9643]

The set and costumes, holodeck all sensational. As Spock might say: "It's language Jim, but not as we know it"!

[@karenwhitehead2260]

The sock puppets in chewing the fat are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SMacCuUladh]

I could never understand those guys.

[@pseudonayme7717]

"Rizla! Oooooohhhh!" 😄😄

[@dscott1392]

The accent is supposed to be from Tayside in Scotland....my area as I'm from Dundee....the accents are a wee bit off as the Chewin the fat team are all from Glasgow......right funny though....Ken!

[@moirabaker458]

I thought they we were supposed to Aberdonian or Doric even!

[@CaledonianCloud]

I thought Fife because it’s certainly not West Coast/Glasgow! 😂

[@dscott1392]

@CaledonianCloud The sketch is called Taysiders in Space and then refers to Carnoustie which is in Tayside, just up from Dundee....but the accents are all over the place....buts that's me just being pernickety.....funny sketch

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

Awww so brilliant that your loving this , being Scottish , this is absolutely prime comedy for me 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@greygeoiv1660]

I highly recommend "The Big Man" sketches from chewing the fat, all of them, absolute hilarity. Gotta love the boots his maw made 😂😂😂

[@daveweir2292]

Naebody messes wi the Big Man! 😂

[@greygeoiv1660]

@@daveweir2292 lol, especially no Davie Fae Duke Street 😂

[@pseudonayme7717]

Also Big Rab McGlinchey interpreting the news for the neds. Classic😁

[@buzzhuntersmokes]

is there a problem here?

[@BucKt0]

as a brit who works with scotts, i still had no idea without the dude who posted the transcript below

[@vivianmchenry8352]

Eh, that would be SCOTS. Scotts is a group o’ guys called Scott.

[@jamesrowe3606]

"Set phasers tae malky". Malky is Scottish rhyming slang from Malky (Malcolm) Fraser* = razor, once the favoured weapon of the Scottish urban thug. It came to mean any kind of non-fatal attack, including a good (😳?) kicking, a headbutt (Glasgow kiss) or just a plain old slap in the coupon. * nobody knows who Malky Fraser was, but I bet nobody messed with him.

[@AuldScot1888]

Came here to explain but you did it well.

[@jamesrowe3606]

@@AuldScot1888 Cheers man. I felt somebody had to. 😏

[@Desertflower743]

Malcolm Fraser, prime minister of Australia from 1975 to 1983 🇦🇺 Not sure why he’s referenced (I’m an Aussie).

[@jamesrowe3606]

@@Desertflower743 No, not that one. 😏

[@williampatterson3683]

That's the one, nuff said!

[@charcolew]

"Malky" (for the phasars) comes from nearly 100 years ago, when one Malcolm (Malky) Fraser was the leader of a razor gang which slashed their victims. Giving someone a "malky" meant doing them a serious injury. "Hee-haw" is a donkey noise, used to mean "zero" and is possibly rhyming slang for "fuck aw", how we Scots say "fuck all" or nothing. Not surprised you struggled, I sent a dvd of this many years ago to a French friend and English teacher who was extremely fluent in his second language. "It might as well be Hungarian" was the verdict. The Fife accent (east coast of Scotland) is tricky, even for other Scots.

[@mrnorthernspitfire3067]

The Scottish sobriety test sketch from Chewin The Fat is quite good, very short but funny. As a Trekkie I love this sketch, lifelong and prosper 🖖

[@pseudonayme7717]

Me too. FYI, it's "Live long, and prosper." 👍

[@mrnorthernspitfire3067]

@@pseudonayme7717 I was slightly drunk when I commented 🤪🍻

[@stuartduncan2772]

I'm a Taysider based in Dundee, Scotland, around 10 miles away from Carnoustie. The language used and accents are pretty accurate although there's a few Glasgow phrases in there e.g. set phasers to "Malkie". Malkie being to cause someone physical harm. If you need any other translations, let me know. Oh, clacker bag (noun) scrotum. Clackers were a fad back in the 70's for schoolchildren. They were two plastic balls joined by a cord about 18 inches long. The game was to hold the middle of the cord and let the balls collide harder and harder until they were colliding at the bottom and at the top of their movement.

[@SMacCuUladh]

I thought malkie meant murder.

[@paultimson6674]

clackers were great. we had so many toys that doubled as lethal weapons.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@SMacCuUladh It came to mean that. Someone explained the root of it in an earlier comment thread. That's the thing about language, it's ever changing.

[@williampatterson3683]

Always thought a malkie was "slash" with a blade..?

[@paultimson6674]

@@williampatterson3683 Malkie Razor, fraser. it is a razor, but i think its also used out of context, to say you are getting a beating. There were Teddy Boy gangs that used to use razors. My uncle used to dress up like that? he was always into weird stuff.

[@mral8145]

The woman is Karen Dunbar, I knew her when she was an emcee and DJ in Glasgow when I was a student. Check out Old Betty from Chewing the Fat!

[@offal]

The Bamboo the bamboo, funniest taken by suprise line i`ve ever heard..

[@SMacCuUladh]

I saw her do stand up at the fringe once, not for the kids I can tell you.

[@auldfouter8661]

She's originally from Ayr.

[@williamrae9954]

As a west coast Scot,this was one of their best sketches, along with Kirkcaldy Sheriff Court...words mostly used around Dundee in Scotland :)

[@kurtb8474]

This was the first Chewin' The Fat sketch I watched. I laughed my head off even though I couldn't understand what they were saying. That end phrase in unison. "Ahh go on! Don't talk pish!"

[@buckyohare9993]

Just a shout out for Hale and Pace, Yorkshire airways sketch xx

[@clothilde1623]

Okay I’m Scottish and a good 75% of that went right over my head too! Broad Glaswegian is not for the faint-hearted 😂

[@clothilde1623]

@@Adi-Dassler Are they fuck! No-one on the east coast talks like that 😂

[@daveweir2292]

It's a piss-take of Taysiders. This is never, and not even close to, Glaswegian.

[@paultimson6674]

​@@clothilde1623 I worked around Glasgow, and occasionally i went to an Edinburgh depot - the guy there used KEN a lot? Definite change in accent and verbiage . TuCHter, was the expression my uncle used. spelled Teuchter - Looks German? Dundee thick accents. I have my own weird words. someone might say where is the tv remote? I would say Ben the kitchen. I think it means BE IN the Kitchen. Its probably old scots. ben ? while you are in the kitchen.. get me an outsider toastie.

[@CaledonianCloud]

100% not Glaswegian 😂 Definitely more east coast. I grew up in Glasgow, moved to the Forth Valley area and then worked in Fife and I would say this essentially Fife/East Coast (not Edinburgh) to my ear. I don’t understand 70% of the sayings and the accent is not Glasgow-born! 🤣

[@clothilde1623]

@@Adi-Dassler Both of my parents were from Dundee, and my aunts, uncles and cousins have lived in Dundee all their lives, but I recognised absolutely none of that, except for ‘ken’ (ie know), and that’s cause I was born and brought up in Edinburgh, then East Lothian. If it’s not weegie then fair enough, but I’ve never heard an east-coaster who sounded remotely like that, including Fifers (I’ve worked with many) and Taysiders. I went to uni in Aberdeen and they speak ‘the Doric’ - a feckin nightmare to understand if you’re not local, but absolutely nothing like what’s spraffed in that sketch! So I’m still mystified as to which specific corner of the east coast they’re imitating. 🤷‍♀️

[@ineedgunslotsofguns]

Despite living in Dundee I've never heard anyone use the word 'malky'. Chewing the fat is also the only place I've heard the word "Staunner' being used. Must be a Glasgow thing.

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

Stauner 😅- haven’t heard that in 30 years ! I’m from West Lothian and we called Staunner a Dezo! Cos it rhymes with Des O Conner 😝 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@rasputinswalloper475]

Stauner definitely a Glasgow thing.

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

@@rasputinswalloper475 aye 🤣 “ Check this Diddy wi a Des O’Connor “ 😝 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@pauls3204]

Stauner 😂😂😂😂😂 not heard that for 30 years

[@Cheezsoup]

As I always understood it 'Malky' is a Weegie phrase but as the cast is full of weegies it is not surprising that the odd phrase creept in . Staunner was on QI as well. Doon McKitchin had no idea what it was.

[@bhurzumii4315]

"Nae danger" = no problem. Edit: If you want a good example of Chewin' the fat that's not too heavy with accents but is very, very funny, try the "invisible boss" sketch. Ya roaster, ye...

[@zXPeterz14]

Also used as “no chance” like theres nae danger im doing that

[@TheThird1977]

Ronald Villiers (of Widdecombe and Pump) too.

[@grahamrodgers2048]

The Chewing the Fat Muppet sketch should be in your recommend feed Boomer you love it

[@douglasgreen437]

She said to the android " You have nay chance of getting a hole; you have nay got a knob"..😂

[@Cheezsoup]

Not "A" hole 'YER hole'.

[@tatiescone]

Have you seen the Burniston " elevator" sketch. Broke my ribs laughing at that one. Eleven.

[@gewglesux]

thats a funny one.

[@johnwatt72]

That one was brilliant, absolutely hilarious

[@Jinty92]

Love it!

[@alexandercumming4859]

11 🤣.I've been there with siri and alexa .you would be impressed by their other given names now ..a myriad of venting ..I love it .can't wait until I insult an Ai and it goes in a huff .BRAW😃

[@mrssomeone8598]

FREEDOM!!!!!!

[@gavRirvine]

They're from Dundee in Scotland - ya hoor sur - a well known expression!

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@Adi-Dassler The accent is the same throughout Tayside though. You have to go up to Forfar before it changes a bit but all along the East coast of Tayside, that is the accent you will hear.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@Adi-DasslerDundee here too.

[@saintuk70]

ya "hoor" ye etc also well used in the west and south too. Hoora used lots in likes of Campbeltown and Dumfries and Galloway

[@Cheezsoup]

They are meant to be Taysiders but they are actually west coasters (mainly Weegies) hence the accents being nearly right but some mange to pull it off better than others

[@jonathanbignall1198]

I would recommend the chewin' the fat "Swatch" or ice cream clip. Very funny, I think it'll crack you up!😅

[@Silverwing4137]

TOO FUNNY ... pure scottish breed . 😂 you would need to live in Glasgow/Scotland to understand it . But it made me laugh and don't normally laugh at them scetch shows . But this is well written and translated well . The Burniston one you're thinking about = do the elevator /Lift one A talking elevator doesn't under stand scottish accent and they are trying to get to floor 11

[@SeeJay81]

I'm actually from Tayside, the accent they are doing is a hammed up version of the Dundee accent, part of Tayside. That's not their natural accent and they are totally taking the piss out of it. It's deliberately over the top, but fuckin hilarious.

[@martinmowbray4304]

They missed a trick here. They needed a chief engineer with an upperclass English accent.

[@johnloony68]

I think that sketch was actually called “Taysiders In Space”, so it’s not just a joke about Scottish culture; it’s a joke about a particularly strong local accent within Scotland.

[@missxsoph1]

Chewing the fat is a rabbit hole you must react to honestly you will love it

[@veronicaodonnell2893]

The woman with the red hair is Karen Dunbar and she is n amazing comedienne. Yes the language is hilarious - some of it still in use today ( ok maybe not the malkied word so much ). This was often used when a street gang member was assaulted by another gang member who would collapse and say ‘ A’VE BEEN MALKEED ! - in other words nearly killed. This episode still makes me laugh.

[@angeef8211]

I met the lady with the funny hair a number of years ago when she was filming her comedy sketch show in Clydebank they also do still game as well that’s funny 🤣

[@stanjenkinson4520]

You can't understand it that's the point,even the Scots don't understand it😂

[@DH.2016]

I'm Scottish, born in a tenement (apartment block), raised in a Council House Scheme (a "Project") in the West of Scotland and even I had to slow it down to understand some of it! 😂😂😂

[@mcharles8807]

I worked on the phones in Customer Services for a Scottish company, and swear to God, I had calls like this 50 %, of the time and unfortunately, there are no subtitles on the phone.

[@victoriusmetaluk]

I'm Scottish and I'm having a hard time understanding it 🤣

[@alistairkelton645]

ur yae

[@victoriusmetaluk]

@@alistairkelton645 aye am ur

[@victoriusmetaluk]

@@alistairkelton645 aye am ur

[@victoriusmetaluk]

@@alistairkelton645 aye am ur

[@philbroadley8824]

Did ye, aye?

[@robertfoulkes1832]

The lighthouse keepers. "Gaunnae no dae that?" "How?" "Jist gaunnae no." Its how I tell off my grandweans for misbehaving without being 'bad grandpa'.

[@isobel361]

The accents are from Fife to Aberdeen- (along the East Coast of Scotland) Highlanders mainly. Although the actors are mainly from Glasgow, Karen Dunbar is from Fife. If you enjoyed this you will love their other show- 'Still Game'. The two leading men above play two Glasgow Pensioner friends. Their day to day lives and what they get up to- its really funny and easier to understand. P.S. To 'malky' someone is to slash them with a blade. 'Kak aw' is to have nothing (Mr Data had 'kak aw' between his legs).

[@adiond1]

Tasha Yar must've been very disappointed.

[@wordsmith52]

"The 2 Ronnies" also did a very funny spoof on Star Trek --- check it out!

[@iainhamilton6773]

If I remember right, the sketch was meant to have Scottish people laughing at the Tayside accent. So no wonder you don't understand stand it, most of Scotland didn't either.

[@JohnBeattie-yv6ty]

“Two outsiders” is Scottish code, and cannae divulge or my haggis will self destruct.

[@stevep2430]

Tip, if you want to understand a Scotsman, you have to speak to them over a phone. Some how they become easier to understand over the phone.

[@monacophotographyevents2384]

There was a very funny sketch from a Scottish comedy show regarding a couple of Scotsmen in a lift (elevator), that couldn't understand their accents.

[@jackiehancock6258]

She is Karen Dunbar and is a legend. The accent she’s using is from Dundee, without a doubt the funniest accent, and always the hardest to understand. Enjoy.

[@BadMoonandStars]

Greg Hemphill, the Captain, lived in Montreal, Canada for most of his childhood. Those accents were all over the place! No wonder you were struggling! 😂

[@hughshugdevlin6192]

I'm Scottish, from Glasgow roughly and I struggle sometimes to understand the dialect / accent from that part of Scotland.

[@beeroney8513]

I remember watching this back when it originally aired, I was buckled over 😂 Big Hoor of a ship coming and it’s a good one or twa sizes bigger than oors is my favourite line 😂😂

[@Old_Scot]

The guys from Burnistoun were among the writers on Chewin' The Fat as well.

[@65iainr]

If you search for Chewin' the fat Stauner', or Chewin the Fat Kirkaldy Sherrif Court, you'll get some absolutely classic sketches

[@alteredscot]

We Scot's are the most aggressively nice place in the world... Or in the Galaxy in this case. 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@acousticsoundz1985]

If you are Scottish or are familiar with the Tayside accent then yes, you will get this and its very funny... its actually also funny watching someone with zero chance of understanding it without some form of translation, watching it baffled...

[@moh9133]

Chewing the fat, Burnistoun, Naked Video (Rab c Nesbit started on, if I remember right) & Absolutely were my favourite Scottish sketch comedy shows.

[@melissarmt7330]

I've seen that sketch before but it's still funny! It looks like they had a blast making this and I'd love to see their edits.

[@kellygable1668]

the only thing i understood was " stop looking at my arse you pervert " maybe cause i've heard it so many times myself . lol

[@garywright4656]

This was the original star trek spoof sketch,this was written by still game and chewing the fat writers,the cockney spoof copies this sketch it was written 20 odd years ago

[@keithmclean1238]

Still cracks me up years later. Brilliant 😂

[@paulinehooper7938]

I’m sitting here in Glasgow laughing my head off, Scottish obviously 😂

[@iangt1171]

I recognise at least three of the actors from Still Game in that sketch 😂😂

[@homer1991]

3? FFS, there's Tam, Winston, jack and victor all there

[@kennym5898]

So pleased you've seen this. I commented on the cockney Star Trek that this was worth a look. I asked my Glaswegian friend to translate it for me and she couldn't either. So don't worry about not understanding it. 😂 I think it's a bit like the scene on one of the Airplane films where the black guy is asked to describe in his own words about what happened, and he starts talking jive. Impenetrable. 😂 👌

[@steeltribble]

My favourite CTF sketch, being an east coaster close to Carnoustie

[@papalaz4444244]

I am from Glasgow and some of that dialogue is hard for me to pick up LOL

[@papalaz4444244]

@@Adi-Dasslerthank you for "explaining" the country I live in as if I didnt know that.

[@stuarthumphrey1787]

Rab C Nesbitt is a great Scottish show to watch too

[@charlesrochfort1228]

Going off the scottish theme. Have you watched 'Bottom' yet with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmundson? Very funny english slapstick rude snd crude. Prior to that 'The Young Ones'. Making their debut on Saturday Live as 'The Dangerous Brothers'. I'm sure you'll love them😂.

[@thenewhindemithians8629]

All the high-pitched West Coast 'hardman' accents: so funny.

[@TheFilwud]

I sense a new voyage for King Boomer! Great sketch from a great show. BBC Scotlan for a lot of years made the best comedy from BBC land.

[@marieparrott7944]

You need to do a sketch with Rab C Nesbitt……Scottish comedy series…..it’s hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stuartj1234]

I'm half Scot and when i go up there to meet relatives i have absolutely no idea whats being said and it gets worse once they are drunk.

[@stewart1208]

I live outside Paisley and I understood every word. Absolutely hilarious

[@symie8]

If you love Scotland, the Scots will love you! Get yer heid intae some 'Still Game' next. Jack and Victor will see ye right 😉

[@kylehill1314]

He needs the American version of Rab McGlinchy to come and interpret for the Yanks. hahahaha

[@Pilot.0101]

That holodeck pub is the same one used for the Clansman in Still Game. This was filmed at the end of its run just as they began Still Game full time hence why the whole cast are together in this sketch. Albeit it many of them appeared in Chewin the Fat too.

[@mikecobley6641]

yeah, it was east coast accents kinda turned up to 11!

[@scottishqueen3140]

Im from Scotland 😂 enjoy ,loved Chewing The Fat , you should also watch Still Game 😂

[@1514max]

I was half expecting an American engineer called Yankee.

[@davidblurton7158]

still game is by far the best thing to come out of scotch land,,,, which came from chewin the fat but you need to have knowledge of glasweigans and watch the first series in its entirety,, when you understand the banter and characters i recon you will love it it is the most beloved scotish comedy ever,,, so keep with it,,,

[@axeman3d]

As a Scotsman this is the funniest damn thing they ever made. You'll never understand it though, it's a Scottish show made for Scots.

[@BigMacGProductions]

The accent is about an area of Scotland and that areas accent, which makes it even funnier to us, so it will be difficult for you to understand.

[@ianp2924]

you should really see jack and victor in chewin the fat. one of my favourite skits is with the tazor and another with them reading. Both arguing that their book is better and the argument is them agreeing that John wayne was an Arsehole. Really funny a recommendation. Pretty sure youve tried or been advsed on still game but i wont waste my breath. stay awesome as always

[@chrissyg3722]

Its hilarious watching you trying to understand this. I hardly understood it myself and I'm from Glasgow 😂 I wouldn't get a translator. It will confuse you more. You definitely have to come to Scotland. 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@lordwalker71]

Grew up in Canada but have Scottish parents and would go back a lot when I was a kid to see the relatives so I understand every word of this lol. If you google Scottish words there are lists that will help you translate.

[@ronfalconer1]

The Scots love laughing at themselves, especially at the difference between regional accents. I'm from Aberdeen and our local accent is very different from other areas of Scotland.

[@barnowl.]

You have my Aussie empathy. I met a Scottish man and was besotted. For the first two weeks that we dated I could not understand a word he was saying!

[@Aloh-od3ef]

You should of put the subtitles on. They often struggle with the Scottish accent and come out with some random sentences to read 😂

[@annitownsley]

I’m Scottish and had to listen a couple of times to understand what tf they were saying lol ❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌🏻

[@lvtv0197]

I would recommend Chewing the fat “The big man” he helps people when they are dealing with jobs worths.

[@maryjackson1194]

I once spent an evening at a business dinner, at a table full of Aberdonians and Glaswegians. They were playing up their accents and telling me how the others at the table were incomprehensible. I disappointed them all by being able to understand them.

[@McConnachy]

Glad you liked it, greetings to you in the USA, from Scotland

[@SpideyVids]

These guys also did regular sketches about air traffic controllers - for example, a plane would be at a crucial point during the flight and one of the controllers would put his hands over the eyes of the controller dealing with that plane. 😁

[@charlesrochfort1228]

Continuing on the scottish theme:Rab C Nesbitt with Gregor Fisher. You'll probably need a translater. But very funny nonetheless 😂