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[@michaelblodow7779]

german "ch" is final boss of pronouncement for english speaker

[@insu_na]

Worst part is that they *can* pronounce it, and even do so occasionally, they just can't do it on command, because they forget. It's like Germans with the "th" sound. Many who didn't grow up with it making a fuss about not being able to pronounce it, because they either pronounce it as "s" or as "f", when all they really have to do is pronounce an S, but lispelnd. Everyone knows how to do that, but they can't put 2 and 2 together...

[@robfriedrich2822]

C H means Cat Hiss

[@michaelblodow7779]

@@insu_na yep similar to th for many german speaker

[@PersonausdemAll]

Chhsschchchsssch

[@uzzisalomon6230]

Just write „Zapf“ and let them read.

[@PatsyCosmo]

1:58 Ryan recognizing the truth at first glance 😢 7:09 Ryan proving the point accurately 😂😂

[@krakentoast]

Absolutly

[@CaptainFirefred]

There is no soul in this man's body sums it up perfectly.

[@schnelma605]

1:58 Yes, I was impressed. Björn Höcke is a right-wing extremist politician.

[@danieldaniel1882]

7:09 was peak meta humor

[@Holzhirsch]

@@danieldaniel1882 "It's a Trap!" :D

[@Flohtute]

In Germany (and neighbour Countrys) we say Broccoli instead of Cannabis, because a Politican once said: "Cannabis is no Broccoli".

[@tubekulose]

Also, hier in Österreich hat sich das nicht rumgesprochen, aber vielleicht ist das eine gute Bezeichnung, um zu verhindern, dass die Kinder einem das Zeug wegrauchen. 😁

[@gunterdienektarine3802]

​@@tubekuloseja das war so ne Drogenbeauftragte hier in Deutschland. Ich weiß den Namen grade nicht mehr, aber ich glaube von ihr kam auch die antwort auf die frage warum cannabis verboten ist "Cannabis ist verboten weil es illegal ist"😂

[@frostyterps]

@@gunterdienektarine3802Marlene Mortler 😂

[@V0r4xiz]

Vermutlich weil der shit bei euch wahrscheinlich kukurutz oder so heißt, weil ihr alberne namen für gemüse erfindet LUL @@tubekulose

[@tubekulose]

@@gunterdienektarine3802 Was für eine brillante Schlussfolgerung von der Dame! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicobendig6597]

I love how Ryan knows everything about Höcke without knowing him, just by a look in his soulless eyes 🤣

[@TheGogeta222]

Its the Same with Ricarda lang 😂

[@magnusdehnen3823]

@@TheGogeta222nee!

[@lucycat5974]

But those are nice words for Björn Höcke. I can think of completely different things about the guy.

[@dr.chrispy8677]

His name is Bernd!

[@matthiascerebri3315]

But actually, the choice is now difficult for everyone

[@noway2451]

10:01 For your enjoyment ryan this very mature exchange translated to american. "The collier is a size 44 i would prefer it to be a bit longer you can always cut off but adding to it is difficult" " 'Susanne prefers them a bit longer' hehehe" "The boys are laughing. There were many instances where i was the one laughing (about the boys)" "oh good comeback hohoho"

[@MiaMerkur]

No, it was more sexistic than that. She did not give back that way.

[@noway2451]

@@MiaMerkur yes she did why else would he say "good comeback". also the english word is "sexist" not "sexistic"

[@AlJR189]

9:10 In English, French and Italian you learn words to talk about food, hobbies etc. In Latin in the first year you already learn like three words for "to kill" because the texts are about gladiators fighting in the colosseum or Gauls attacking Rome.

[@ZVLIAN]

occidere, mortus

[@matthiascerebri3315]

And in Russian most likely about Stalin

[@stephanwagner6189]

My son can confirm that; we always joke about that

[@AlJR189]

@@ZVLIAN necare, occidere, interficere, caedere

[@Gelthon]

No, we first learned about slaves in roman households. We never talked about fighting in any form, besides rhetoric debates.

[@silviahannak3213]

She said: She likes it longer. Others were laughing than repeated it. She : I have also been laughing a lot. Implementing that she has seen many small ones. But they were talking about the Necklace.

[@schnelma605]

3:08 Bild in Germany is similar to Sun in the UK. Bild's reporting has been the subject of numerous public discussions and criticism for decades. Of all German newspapers, Bild has received by far the most reprimands for violations of the press code for decades.

[@wurgel1]

But Sun is UK, so he may not know it either. So i would go with: Barely more truthful then the onion, but fully politically motivated. hile demanding to be taken seriously. Hell, even that "barely" is debateable, if you remove the sportspage.

[@blenderpanzi]

13:00 "I've never been on a train" is the most alien sentence I've ever heard.

[@persel_hd]

"american"

[@derravensberger9395]

The German developer of the Fahrenheit scale, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, stepped outside his house one morning and decided: This is the coldest temperature there will ever be. Therefore, this has to be the zero point of my scale. By the way, he took the body temperature of a healthy person as the 100 degree point.

[@PersonausdemAll]

I think he was drunk

[@deathtrooper7760]

@@PersonausdemAll he tried to be funny

[@wurgel1]

Body temperature? Nah, he simply took the temperature of the hottest day. I is just coincidently close to bodytemperature, so defenders of the scale came up with that ad hoc explenation.

[@Eurograph]

10:00 "Bares für Rares" is a German TV show where a group of dealers auctions off partly historical old goods or things that are no longer needed. Some of the items are very precious, like the necklace. The show is very popular. This video is about ambiguity in a sexual sense. Dealer Susanne: At least the best is necklace 44. I prefer to have it a bit longer. Cutting it off is always possible, putting it on is always difficult. First male dealer: Susanne prefers it a bit longer. Body language: Susanne grins, the men start laughing mischievously. Dealer Susanne: Oh, the boys! (Laughs mischievously to herself) I've laughed a lot too. (Laughs) One of the Dealers: Oh, that was a good one! That was a good one! (Men laugh)

[@hermaeusmora424]

7:09 this was the funniest moment in all of his videos so far. I'm dead 🤣🤣

[@MrsStrawhatberry]

😂 The irony is killing me!

[@nilsbamberg5603]

Dude, looking up the weather in Berlin in °F to understand a German joke made me Laugh for too long XD

[@nothingspecial123Q]

"....There is no soul inside this man's body...." - absolutely right!

[@dinosarrus]

6:30 is the funniest one. Americans cant pronounce the german/swiss/... "Ch". And you proofed it :D

[@Kivas_Fajo]

The TV show was like your pawn shop show. She was talking about the gold bracelet's length, and that cutting it shorter was always possible, but lengthen it not. Some man threw a chauvinistic one and all men laughed. Her reply was: "Well, I also had to laugh quite often, when it comes to lengths with men!" "Wow! This was a good one!" says one guy. ^^

[@n.n.7668]

7:57: at the office someone always brings these and we would talk endlessly about which shape tastes the best (the star shaped one!) They are all the same cookie but everyone likes one of the shapes best for some reason. And no we have nothing better to do than discuss cookie shapes. This is an existential question that needs immediate attention.

[@teilzeitbernd]

Exactly. You can put the star on a finger and bite the edges off one by one.

[@bultvidxxxix9973]

@@teilzeitbernd Sounds like a good plan if you goal is to get as much melted chocolate on your finger as possible.

[@Eeeeehhh]

"I've never been on a train" is the most american thing I've ever heard you say 😂 Have you ever thought about reacting to memes live? We could explain some things in the chat

[@MiguelBorgesphotography]

3:46 "stick of GUM"😭😭😭😭😭

[@TMG-est.2023]

I had the same reaction😭

[@lennox_69_420]

True its kinder Riegel

[@ericziqn7019]

Honestly: you are providing us with golden entertainment. Your sense of humor is great. Thanks for making me laugh. Much love

[@aBeerFromHere7994]

0:35 Germany is basically under construction 1:40 Björn Höcke is a far-right politician 3:20 The Bild 'newspaper' is a tabloid like The Sun or the New York Post. Most of it is right propaganda and factoids. 7:20 'Lichtspielhaus' is an old word for movie theater. Nowadays we say 'Kino'. Phones in the theater are annoying regardless who is using them 7:40 Because both parts of the word cocktail could mean d-word in German

[@_Briegel]

6:40 which would prove the meme 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-qt9te3hz6k]

I found your channel this week. I love your content. As a 60+ German women I learn a lot of Germany I didn't know. But i'm very lost by most of the shown memes.

[@nicobendig6597]

Vermutlich, weil memes von der Jugend erstellt werden... 🤪

[@user-qt9te3hz6k]

@@nicobendig6597 ja, dass wird wohl so sein. Ich bin halt ein Grufti.

[@karlerhardt]

Es ist nie zu spät für diese Art von Humor. Viel Spaß beim erforschen. ;)

[@Gaston413]

Mach dir nichts draus. Ich versteh auch viele Memes nicht und einige sind auch einfach nicht lustig, sinnfrei, dämlich, überflüssig, whatever ... Man muss nicht jedem gepostetem Hirnfurz Bedeutung beimessen.

[@Schwuuuuup]

I am a 47 male German and for this age group overproportionally into memes... But with ich_iel... I'm sometimes really not sure. They have this running gag to translate everything to German even things that are normally used in the English form. And the literal translations make no sense when you translate them back to English But I'm proud to say that I guessed the meaning of Ich_iel correctly : ich im echten Leben -> I in real life -> I_irl

[@marlinboudreau983]

Depending on what job you are training for, it can take up to 3,5 years. This also relates to one of your last videos, where you didn't get why Werner calls his boss "Meister"(master). There is "apprentice", "journeyman" and "master" of a craft. To become a journeyman, most people go through a 3-3,5 year training phase and have to pass a 2-part test at the end of it. To become a master of your craft, you will have to attend a master-school program. This can also be up to 3 years long, depending if you go full time or partial. Some crafts insist that you have to be a journeyman for 3-5 years before attending master-school, but that is not the case for every craft. Apprentices in Germany get paid a bunch less, compared to journeymen. For example hairdresser apprentices get about 550-790 bucks. It depends in which year of your training you are. A bricklayer-apprentice will start at about 900 bucks and will get payed about 1500 in his/her last year of training.

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

and when you're a trainee during university you might get 0 bucks

[@cyberfux]

It's apprentice not trainee,

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

But whats the difference between intern and trainee?

[@cyberfux]

Legally? In Germany at least an intern doesn't HAVE to be paid while a trainee does.@@MetalGuitarTimo

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

@@cyberfux that might be true but i thought outside of germany they are synonyms

[@cyb3rko]

I've always wondered why you greet us with a double "Hello" in the beginning. Until today as I've just realized that you try to say "Hallo" (german) "and hello" xD It never sounded german enough for me to realize that this is your german greeting

[@nomaam9077]

Ich hab mich schon gefragt, wer "Harlow" ist?

[@cyb3rko]

@@nomaam9077 Laut Google eine Stadt im Südosten Englands

[@baby_capybara3]

Keine Ahnung was ihr auf den Ohren habt, ich hab immer ein dt hallo rausgehört.

[@alexradojkovic9671]

😆@@baby_capybara3

[@endersplitt2435]

FYI "Ausbildung" is apprenticeship "Praktikum" is internship Also, ICHIEL uses "hyper-germanized" words which are not easily translateable if you don't know the context

[@bultvidxxxix9973]

I assume that "PDS" is supposed to stand for "Punkt der Sicht", which is a literal translation of "point of view"?

[@MusicianBread3690]

Akkurat.

[@rhysodunloe2463]

10:00 She said that she prefers them longer - meaning the necklace - and one of the men says "Oh, she likes 'em longer." and she replies to the men's laughter "I also had a few good laugh because of 'em." It's just a very cringy moment from a TV show because of a sexist comment of one of the guests.

[@StefanC123]

Yes Elon, please get that shit out of the Europe. WE DON'T NEED IT! I feel that meme 🤣That was close to my expression of disappointment when i read that, too. 🤣 Like for real? An oligarch decides to do something good? NO WAY! 🤣 Or did he think he is punishing Europe for something? Sure, please punish us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lauradieckmann1102]

constructive feedback, when you pronounce the o in "hallo" a bit longer you sound more German love your videos so much

[@PersonausdemAll]

Thats a very gut Hinweis. Ick have didnt understand his Hallo first.

[@ViviNorthbell]

right, or as it was spelled "hallow"

[@PersonausdemAll]

@@ViviNorthbell lol

[@dunderbaer2430]

I think it's interesting how much Ryan seems to trust his translation software despite it's many flaws. Like, shouldn't it be obvious that a person doesn't "roar" but yells? In general, he seems to very often take the literal meaning of a translated word instead of assuming better fitting synonyms

[@annaelbel3605]

He only knows English so he probably doesn‘t really understand how language works. At least not how someone who has studies a foreign would.

[@lenixxw]

YESSSS watching german memes with ryan is always sending me off🫶🏼

[@Kivas_Fajo]

Dude asking for degrees was actually asking for XTC's...very old video, where a kamera follows party people going to techno clubs doing a lot of drugs. This was in the morning after the party somewhere on a parking lot or something like that. This Dude was so pumped, he wouldn't need a flashlight at night, he was glowing that much. ^^

[@Dave0439]

about the first one, next to my school is a construction site and these ambient sounds actually arent bad, good ambiance, better than pure silence

[@kisakisakura6663]

I think it's meant to be a critique on how frequent some cunstruction noice is infringing on ones day to day; making it so normal, it becomes comforting.

[@Robinson160277]

We have to put the chocobar on the line, because the worker is to fast, and you will not have a chance to give them the bar bevor they have started the next customer...

[@Funnysterste]

You actually got the "CH"-Meme by not getting it.

[@dennisbayganov8493]

5:28 This guy beat one of the hardest humanly possible levels in a game called Geometry Dash after I think over 100K attempts. If you want to learn more look up Npesta Kenos reaction. Btw love your vids

[@HrLBolle]

"Lichtspielhaus" is the old name for what is now commonly referred to as a cinema

[@lalalovesya6158]

His actual name is Bernd Höcke😂😂 you can see it in "Die Heuteshow" and even in the german news channel "Tagesschau"😊😂

[@GrandpaWho]

I have watched since 10k subs and let me tell you, your content has become increasingly entertaining ever since. I am routing for you, 100k soon!

[@lkb2208]

"i have never been on a train." as a german who has been on an american train. wow. :D

[@asmodon]

Ah, Bernd Höcke! 😂

[@Henry-Motion]

Ich muss auch immer erst überlegen wer mit „Björn“ gemeint ist 😂👌

[@Drachendaemon1]

​@@Henry-MotionDank meinem Namensalzheimer vergesse ich dass auch regelmäßig und darf mich jedes Mal zum ersten Mal darüber begackeiern.

[@gunsncodes6665]

Björn Höcke ist der beste! Er sollte Kanzler werden.

[@asmodon]

@@gunsncodes6665 Du meinst Bernd?

[@gunsncodes6665]

@@asmodon Den Bernd Lucke hat die AfD doch schon vor längerer Zeit in die Wüste geschickt. Der Witz ist seitdem total lahm.

[@DieAuswandererDoku]

Measuring temperature in Celsius is the best classification. Water begins to freeze at 0°C and begins to boil at 100°C. It's that simple.

[@agent.9]

6:17 it’s a sound you do with your throat and it can sound two different ways

[@philosophia_melancholia6614]

7:02 Made my day ...XD

[@peterpanzki07]

0°C is the melting point of water and 100°C is the boiling point of water. It does have meaning!

[@anriund92]

He meant that 100°F has no meaning, since the inventer made the top fixpoint the body temperature of a healthy human at 96°F. So there is no clear meaning for 100°F as there is for 100°C. But for 0°F there was actually a meaning as it was the coldest temperature he could get with a mixture of water and ammonium chlorine, becouse he didn't want there to be negative temperatures on the scale like he had seen on the Rømer scale.

[@peterpanzki07]

@@anriund92 I am so confused right now. Either I was completely asleep while watching this and dreamed that he said 100°C and 0°C doesn't have any meaning in Celsius either or he removed that part later from the video. Maybe its time to fix my sleep schedule.

[@mememoments2779]

the thing with the 4seats on trains is: if just 1place of 4 is taken we germans are like "damn, there is no free place, i have to search another" then the train is full with people standing while there are like 40seats free but noone wants to sit to strangers

[@Cocachin123]

This gets even more annoying when you actually need a place for the family to sit together and all the 4 seat areas are already taken by single travellers. This way the single person takes up the space of four and the family has to split up.

[@Why-D]

You fully described Björn Höcke!

[@krisg822]

Germany has huge problems with immigrants since at least 2015, now sending money and weapons to Ukraine for almost 2 years with zero results....putting sanctions on Russia that backfired multiple times at Germans themselves, soon to send money and weapons to Israel WHILE destroying German industry....companies are fleeing Germany, let's not forget the huge inflation, you are free to change your gender once per year but NOT free to choose what heating system your own house is going to have LOOOL Yea, shutting down nuclear plants just to buy nuclear plant made electricity from France 🤣🤣🤣 while saving the whole planet from CO2.....of which Germany does about 2,4% couldn't make that up. All that and even more are the deeds of teh current government...and zero of that is related to Björn Höcke or the 'AfD', literally zero. And soon Germany will experience civil war as more immigrants will flood Germany, by now there is more non German population in Germany, than Germans themselves 😅😅 Of course, the funniest to the end of the whole story....2019 few schools were closed bcoz of rats invasion - 3rd world right there.

[@Bioshyn]

i think that clip is a speedrunner getting a world record 0 °F is the deepest Fahrenheit managed to get water stay liquid by adding salt, because he wanted no negatives on his scale for "usual temperatures"

[@anunearthlychild8569]

6,-€ The sellers were not only too lazy to lay the mats so that you can read the text. The person who made the price tag didn't even register that they were upside down and copied the upside-down text as the name. Of course, the price tag could have been there first, then the mats were deliberately placed upside down so that the customers even knew what was meant.

[@cheaterlp23]

9:20 That is because in the other languages you learn to have conversations and in Latin you just learn the words necessary to translate "De Bello Gallico" and other books about war.

[@SWATOPR8R1]

Amazing how accurate the instant judgement about Höcke is.

[@Auvas_Damask]

0:49 That's the meme. We hate noise but there is always noise

[@jecapeca]

06:07 Ah, that "ch" ("h") that you and I can't say... (I've been learning German language in elementary school).

[@vibecat7101]

4:40 This is "Npesta" from the game Geometry Dash and he just beat one of the hardest levels worldwide, which is an insane achievement, thats why he's going crazy 😂

[@vanXanburg]

6:30 I love that you prove the point 😄

[@saschameuser5895]

Volker Pispers (German Cabaretist) once said about the "Bild": the "Bild" is a newspaper with which you insult dead fish when you wrap it in it.

[@31337flamer]

The former German Minister of Health compared cannabis to broccoli in a controversial interview. Since then there has been the “broccoli is not cannabis” meme :D

[@Fufuplayz]

2:15 it says: 6,- € Its like you weird guys: it costs not 6$ it costs $6

[@frankmitchell3594]

The joke was 'Ewoclem' written in the price tag. They had the 'Welcome' mat the wrong way round and read it backwards.

[@Fufuplayz]

@@frankmitchell3594 i know??? I was just saying it

[@lapisinfernalis9052]

12:30 Fahrenheit does make sense from a historical point of view. 0°F was the lowest temeperature one could achieve by mixing ice with salt and 100°F is the human body temperature.

[@helloweener2007]

Fahrenheit made the coldest freezing mixture (ice, water, ammonium chloride and salt) he could think of and said this was 0°F. Then he he defined for his nscale the freezing point of water as 32°F and the body temperature as 96°F.

[@cyberfux]

"Bares für Rares" is a tv show like "Cash or trash" mixed with the "Antiques Roadshow", the lady (Susanne) mentioned that the collier (the golden chain) was a little long and she prefers it LONG because one can easier cut stuff off than add stuff to it. The younger guy said "Oh, Susanne likes it LONG!" and everybody proved that men really don't grow up any longer after they are potty trained, we just get older...

[@Vosgor_OW]

As a swiss🇨🇭 these memes are funny to me because I see there's a lot of differences between Switzerland and our german neighbors

[@stnhndg]

'stick of gum' I've never felt so offended

[@joelfrom08]

9:50, it was under 30F in a lot of parts of Germany some days ago, which is _somewhat_ unusual for October

[@Einfach_nur_Lars]

The funniest thing is he doesnt understand half of it 😂

[@RustyBear]

8:12 very relatable

[@reinhard8053]

If you hold something in your hand the stuff on the band from the following customer will overtake you and the cashier will probably start with that leaving you in a bad position.

[@assemblememe]

Some of your most epic reactions in this one :D

[@Kivas_Fajo]

1=eins or ein, that's slang and shortening words. It is actually einer, but we can write 1er, vier/vierer = 4 - 4er That way we can save the word seat on top of that. 2er seat is what? Now you understand, don't you! So when we talk about seats we just say 1er, 2er, 4er...

[@frankmitchell3594]

First, Second and Fourth

[@Kivas_Fajo]

@@frankmitchell3594 Nah, that would be Erster, Zweiter und Vierter, which is not at all what that means. You can be Erster in a race winning the medal, but there is no Erster seat ever anywhere in Germany.

[@Xnhl]

I think the Artikel one, has to do with the double meaning of "Artikel" . The campain itself means "no commercials-no products" as in Artikel=product .....but alas, its posted on the site of the "Bild -Zeitung" -- the best selling "newspaper" that no one reads....,so "Artikel" here also means "news article"😂😂

[@robfriedrich2822]

1:00 They make sometimes jokes with sound effects for radio plays. Many years before, a company for sound effects made a best off CD and promoted it as background to fool people. So you claim on telephone, you missed your train or plane, you have to return tomorrow or you claim, that you are on your way to the job and there is traffic jam, because you can't honestly say, you woke up late. The little joke worked fine, it was discussed, but the main application is, to add these noises to radio plays or when you have a video without sound effects.

[@connectingthedots100]

First meme is a play on the Lofi Girl KZbin channel. A French channel streaming relaxing lofi hip hop with an anime like animation loop featuring a cat, a girl studying, and Lyon through the window.

[@paulkocyla1343]

This guy with the "do we have two degrees?" is a famous meme, because this guy was actually asking "do we still have two pills?", he meant some drugs.

[@erdergs]

0:58 in a city in germany there are always construction sites so thats the most natrual noise you here sometimes and a german baustelle just takes forever to finish

[@leonard3468]

4:30 "Ausbildung" is the common type of vocational training in Germany. It's a dual System where you are at school and at a company at the same time. You either work 3 days and are in school 2 days or you have another type where you work 2 weeks and then are 1 week in school. The wage is usually pretty low, between 5-8€ per hour, far below the minimum wage but well you are also not a fully trained employee so it makes sense but that's the meme.

[@churiyuumikoasada3703]

I'm in France right now and for some reason, watching you react to German memes now made me feel somewhat at home. Finally something I understand! 😭 Don't get me wrong, I love everything here (except for the food and the drivers), but after spending time in a foreign city, trying to blend in with the society and figure out how life works over here, I'm just so extremely stressed out.

[@SaschaAtrops]

You have no clue about Björn Höcke and you already described him perfectly: There is no soul inside this man.

[@heros2110]

"I don't know this guy." Don't worry. Many Germans neither.

[@stef987]

I used to listen to a Dark Ambient track that featured construction(-like) noises. It was kind of relaxing, actually.

[@BenjaminVestergaard]

Wasn't fahrenheit supposed to be 0 when the sea freezes and 100 was supposed to be regular body temperature? And then something went wrong when trying to standardise it because neither are very exact points to fixate. Celsius would be kinda difficult to fixate as well, if it wasn't for kelvin and all the other physics rules to define it. I mean air pressure isn't that stable even at sea-level. Freezing and boiling point changes with air pressure and water is the densest around +4C 🙄

[@mariealba4158]

So the funny thing to me is that Degree Celcius has the freezing point of water at 0°C, the boiling point of water at 100°C and 1°C is just set by the difference between the two. With F 0°C was just set as the minimum temperature some guy was able too reach with a mixture of salt, water and ice. That just entirely explains why it just doesnt make any sense to use it

[@timmollers6771]

3:56 Thats Choclate bar ( we also call it Kinderriegel😮😅)

[@tramper42]

6:46 „Immer wieder lustig, wenn ein Angelsachse versucht ‚Panzerbüchse‘ auszusprechen …. PÄÄNZERBUUUCHSE“ … (translate to: „always funny, when an Anglo-Saxon (English native) try’s to spell (German word with Umlauts) ‚Panzerbüchse‘ …. (German pronunciation of the English speaker) PÄNZERBUUUCHSE“ The REAL life joke here is: Anglo-Saxon DO pronounce the AA in panzer almost perfect IF they were written with German ÄÄ (note the Umlaut) , when they just spell the German word Panzerbüchse just in English … soo Anglo-Saxon CAN spell German Ä (note Umlaut) .. in fact all English A sounds more like German Ä😂 The second part „Büchse“ … they mess up and pronounce this word, as if it spelled WITHOUT an Umlaut. U instead of Ü😂 Most English speakers seem to COMPLETE IGNORE the dots over letters and their different spelling in German.

[@FeuerblutRM]

His name is actually Bernd Höcke but he is confused about his own name and keeps missnaming himself Björn. 👌

[@BenRat-cy7rn]

3:45 did he just call a glorious „Kinderriegel“ a gum?

[@larissaschwab7218]

The way he has never been on a train or a bus... I am that Pikachu right now. Shooketh in German university student.

[@tommalaga248]

paaanzerbuuuschee was on point he pronounced it exactly like the second time PANZERBÜCHSE

[@MrChili007]

3:30 - Top line: "I see no problem here" - BILD is like FOX News - more right wing, more agressive, only headlines no jornalism

[@Al69BfR]

And it‘s an ad against the proposed new law against advertising sweets and candies to kids. So I wonder when will BILD advertise for cigarettes again? 🤔

[@paulkocyla1343]

At this juwelry auction: The guy says, regarding the jewelry "Susan likes it a bit tighter...". Her answer: "I also laughed quite often..."

[@korinogaro]

Ausbildung is like vocational schooling. You go to the school where you learn your theory (usually takes from 2 to 3.5 years and you go to school 1-2 times a week). Rest of the week you are actually working as an apprentice in your occupation. And you get certain, regulated by law salary.

[@red.aries1444]

The first meme just makes fun about the several ambient noises that are available for relaxing: There is noise in every color, white, pink, blue, brown, red... You can hear falling rain, waterfalls, wind blowing through trees, birds singing for hours etc. So why not some "ambient construction site noise" too? And think of all the ASMR videos for young people...

[@theultimate1937]

13:01 "I've also never been on a train" The most american statement I've ever heard

[@bulldowozer5858]

We do use the word "training" for.. well... training. "Ausbildung" is more correctly an "apprenticeship" or an "Internship" however those are, to my general knowledge understood as being unpaid.

[@theravencoder120]

3:50 „The stick of gum“ that actually is Kinder Schokolade 😂

[@Draconuser]

Fahrenheit is not random. He actually took the coldest temperature he could chemically create, a mix almost no one on the world will ever encounter in their live, and slapped 0° onto that. Later on, Celsius was created to make sense for everyday use. 0 = water free, 100 = water boil. Everyone can now easily understand temperature. Kelvin build on that more instinctive knowledge and just shifted the values to make it useful for sience. No one wants to use formulas where you have 4 times temperatures and each one is calculated with +273,15 before further calculation (since behaviour is based on total energy, which would be the lowest temperature ever possible in the universe by our current knowledge)

[@nw2029]

You should really start streaming. So much content to interact with your watchers with!

[@FelixEnder]

10:41 i also often just block annoying ads, but for me the Do not show this again button is missing on Apple adverts. Apple is the only ad i noticed that cant be blocked, do you guys have the same issue?

[@tanithrosenbaum]

The first one alludes to the constant and omnipresent construction sites in Germany. Like, seriously, you have at least a 50% chance that wherever you are, you'll be subjected to construction noise during the day. Downside of living in a super-densely populated country. That also has a second layer: If you have ADHD, construction noise or similar noises, like rain or wind noises actually help you focus. They keep your brain busy just enough that it doesn't have the capacity to run in mental circles like a squirrel on cocaine (normal state of things for us ADHD people), but not enough to keep you from doing actual mental work. Yes it sounds weird, but it works.

[@Konan995]

He called the kinder chocolate: “a stick of gum” 😭

[@baustronaut1390]

"stick of gum" you just upset the whole german community with that sentence