R@cist Karen thinks that my House is Secretly a BROTHEL and CALLS THE POLICE - Reddit Podcast

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0:00 An Entitled R@cist Karen claims that my house is being used as a brotel. (u/Yesitmatches)
6:48 My girlfriend refuses to negotiate our living expenses, because she doesn’t trust me with money, and I don’t know what to do. (u/Pale_End_1517)
12:09 Today I messed up because I didn’t help my neighbor with his stolen minivan. (u/dd_phnx)
16:05 Today I messed up by letting my annoying cousin borrow my laptop, only for him to destroy it in a jealous rage. (u/Fun-Coat-6065)
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[@shadowchaos1991]

The second story is so messed up. She showed her true colors soon as she became the breadwinner. The boyfriend clearly had no issue splitting the payments but the moment it was her turn she did not reciprocate that respect back. And she held a dumb financial decision that he made when he had no experience with money yet. Bet your butt that the moment he goes over 6 figures she would be on him like white on rice to renegotiate. At least they are not married yet so he has time to escape a potentially bad future because the complete face turn when she made more money showed when she is in a position of power she shows signs of being manipulative and degrading vs when she was making less she stayed on his food side. Honestly I say he should WALK AWAY before things get worse

[@PsychoKamilPl]

History shows the double standards perfectly. I believe that if now he is having problems with the distribution of living expenses, what will happen later? Let the OP run away, I would

[@jashuavang8423]

When a man in a relationship makes money it’s their money but when the woman also makes money it’s her money

[@altogrey9712]

The 2nd story, man, that girlfriend is so selfish, was so eager to pay less when the boyfriend got good things coming her way, but then she just had to do what she did. I'm so sorry they had to deal with her, but hopefully the OP can see the problem with this gf and knock some sense into her

[@Kumo5980]

And she’s a hypocrite! If I was the boyfriend, I would retaliate by not paying out the month rent and expenses, she want to be selfish then let’s me be selfish myself to have her pay for it alone and i would move my money back into my main account and if i have the option to close the share account I’ll close it just to watch her sulk😒

[@brianwolf399]

Someone should find the name of the op in the fourth story and start a go fund me for him so he can replace his laptop that his cousin destroyed because that will be the ultimate karma to the cousin knowing that you destroyed the laptop for nothing

[@Ga_Dab22]

The name is u/Fun-Coat-6065 it in description

[@JadeCaro]

Oh, we totally should! I feel so bad for the OP. I once had a brand new gift immediately destroyed by my brother because we were fighting. My family isn't even poor, but that gift was kind of unique and I was totally devastated by it. So I can only imagine the OP would be even sadder than I was at the time.

[@2fawnboxermom]

Ep we need to

[@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740]

In the Second Story the guy needs to dump that self entitled girlfriend and find one that is willing to split finances fairly

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 2: The gf is clearly very greedy here. OP should've stayed at 50/50 when he had his raise, and going back to 50/50 when she got a raise is not unreasonable at all..... and if she is fighting it that much, then there is most likely something shady going on behind the scenes with her. Story 4: Cousin is a major jerk and deserved the pummeling he got... and sounds like the aunt is a total enabler.

[@blazethecat363]

second story sounds like financial abuse

[@phobiawitch835]

That second story definitely went a way I wasn’t expecting, as I was thinking the guy was going to be like a gambler who was recently clean, and his girlfriend was scared of it falling out. Instead ge’s trying to have a conversation about house expenses after a shift in wages, just like they did when he started earning more, and she’s holding a bad investment over him? I think a certain miss thang is projecting her own greed onto him and wants to keep more money for herself now that she isn’t paying 50/50 with him

[@smithsmith1956]

That's women in general. "What's his money is OUR money and what's her money is HERS." It's also the #1 reason for divorce. But if you try to have a talk with women about it you just get yelled at, shamed, and guilt tripped. They don't want to hear it.

[@dizzy_dino9052]

Also a majority of people I know were way more irresponsible with money even as full grown adults. Investing is pretty responsible, if you invest it in a safe stock. So, he was almost responsible, he just chose the wrong stock.

[@priscilamendez8230]

@@smithsmith1956 no, that is not true, yes there are women extremely sexist, but no because that's your experience with women, it means that women in general are like that.

[@phobiawitch835]

@@dizzy_dino9052 Gotta sgree with this. I’ve heard so many stories of people who got rich because they made a smart investment. Honestly, I almost want to invest when I get a chance (if I can learn how) so that I can maybe help my family a bit.

[@smithsmith1956]

@@priscilamendez8230 Hun. That's been the case for every couple I've counseled.

[@bobm5951]

Story 2 - Clear Ultimatum. She does it or she's leaving. Story 4 - his own mother wouldn't recognize him afterwards and NOBODY would be able to stop me.

[@wowgek7]

he wouldnt be ever able to reproduce ever again either

[@phazekiller5701]

The funny thing is he was actually able to get up, I would have broken his face in with that same laptop he destroyed. He definitely would have had a good reason then to destroy my laptop. I worked hard to build my own computer and I know how much time and money goes into building a pc, so for a clown that has no value of money to ruin that would be putting his neck on the line. People who have nothing tend to cherish every little good thing they have, it is also a motivator to get money and what you want in life. So what I'm picking up from this is, the cousin is a spoiled brat and since they can afford for him to be this way, they can afford to get him a new laptop.

[@namsterpoleman321]

If my cousin did that i'd have one less cousin

[@anthonyluclarocque1765]

If a brothel has only one customer it's a pretty bad brothel

[@Nathan_Bookwurm]

2nd story: The greedy woman now pays 45% but will be paying 100% of her living expenses soon if she doesn't change her attitude. If this issue is that important to him as he says, then it'll be a total turn off for him in the long run.

[@raven4090]

2nd story...She should be paying at least 50/50, and bringing up the mistake he did in the past as an excuse to be selfish waves a huge red flag 🚩 with narcissist written across it. He needs to end that relationship ASAP. I've learned what I know from a narcissist who treated me similarly when it came to money.

[@crazyt1483]

With the last one I hope the whole family saves up by reducing the cousins gifts and gets op a replacement

[@tsutsuyuasuifroppy5764]

Story 1:Ha!Take that Karen!

[@katthill7506]

Story 2...get away from this greedy witch.

[@DarkNeroInfinity]

Story 4: This hit home for me since I have a gaming laptop in a similar price range (1,500) and if someone did that to my computer, I would unalive them so fast and effectively, it would look premeditated.

[@plokoon2128]

I feel the same my laptop was pretty expensive also and I feel bad for op his cousin is just a big piece of shit. I have a big family and my cousins are petty annoying but his cousin is a next level asshole and I think my cousins are shitty

[@GabrielHenrique-pq5bo]

As a son of a single mother who also have some siblings and this kind of family where some have money and others dont, if a cousin of mine did this to me I would be the one smashing what was left of my macbook on his face

[@Right1994]

The girlfriend in the seconds story is kaput. Leave her immediately. It's not even about the money. Think about the whole situation. You were in an advantaged situation and balanced the scales in the name of fairness. She had no problem with that. Now, she is in an advantaged situation and is using a mistake you yourself probably told her about in order to deny you the fairness you eagerly offered her. In the future of this relationship, she'll use whatever weaknesses, problems or worries you tell her about against you the very moment it benefits her. This cannot work and her being so adamant about it only proves that she really sees nothing wrong with it. Otherwise, this'll be a relationship where you can never trust her not to use the things you tell her against you, where you can never confide in her without the risk of it blowing up in your face later. This cannot and will not work.

[@miguelgo4039]

If my cousin smashed my laptop... I'll be taking the life sentence please.

[@Dking-sf6ie]

In the last story, if I had a cousin like that do that to me, they’d be dead already

[@2fawnboxermom]

Doing yep yep yep

[@monteverdi1567]

Rent story- imagine the absolute hell shite storm Reddit would rain down on the bf if the situation were reversed and he told his gf that by increasing her expenses and making sure she didn’t have much extra $ she couldn’t waste it?

[@BM-wf8jj]

Story #2: It'd be one thing if she just wanted to go back to an even split (which would still be hypocritical) but she still expects you to foot more of the bill. Honestly you should drop her ass. She obviously doesn't respect you and she's financially abusing you and she's even gaslighting you to keep you under her thumb. If you leave things how they are, you're just going to end up wasting tons of money supporting her while she saves hers up until she leaves you for somebody that makes a lot more money than the both of you. You may love her but ask yourself if she's somebody that you honestly think will make a good wife because right now, she's being an awful girlfriend.

[@Jesus.is.lord_1]

Story 4: i will destroy every tech he having right now

[@2fawnboxermom]

Nice profile pic memergye

[@mafcapetillo]

The last story: I wouldn’t just have punched him, I would’ve told him his time, date, moment and what he would get unalived from

[@kisstune]

Yup go to his place break crap then blame him saying he tripped.

[@theonethatcan7780]

The op in the second story should just go back to the 50/50 split since she doesn't want to increase the amount she owes. If that doesn't work, he could only pay 50% on small things, or get the cheaper alternative so it's a 50/50 split

[@JOKER-wl5jx]

Story one was absolutely amazing 👏

[@Valhalla999]

The 2nd story the op needs to think about moving out and getting away from the girlfriend because once a woman use something you did years ago over your head and make you feel bad and guilty, They will ALWAYS do it and it won't be long before she expects the op to pay for more. The last story the op came prove the cousin did destroy his laptop by the evidence in his bedroom where the laptop was left in, as there will be pieces on the floor. Plus he should threaten to call the cops cause that's destruction of property.

[@cake94309]

That girlfriend is very selfish. In that situation I'd stop paying the extra and say "sorry I don't make enough money and you not wanting to step up is leaving me broke" so she's forced to pay her fair share

[@jayscards8640]

For the second story I’d advise the guy to get out of that relationship. If he bends now, it will get worse in five, ten, twenty years.

[@iamthekittycat]

Next video: neighbor thinks I’m feeding her baby dolls frogs, tries to get my kitchen towed.

[@ThermalScopes]

That sounds more entertaining then watching every other video

[@josephtheprogamer8030]

bruh.RUde I've been watching this guy since 100k subs.RuDE MAn YOuR So TOxIc

[@ThermalScopes]

@@josephtheprogamer8030 it’s a joke

[@josephtheprogamer8030]

@@ThermalScopes I know why did you think I wrote weird lol.

[@_realm_]

yo bro what my bran is not braining how the actual fuck are you gonna get a kitchen towed and who the fuck feeds baby dolls

[@sirblack1619]

I am from Saint Louis and what does that mean? Yet another example of why I do not miss Missouri what so ever! The 2nd clip just shows how females do not want to do the 50/50 thing. I would have dumped her after that.

[@northernlightz2959]

On the last one to the OP, I have a toxic cousin, and over the years growing up and even now past middle age she never changed. Just giving you a heads up that so many of these kind of people stay the same, even far into their adulthood. I would never let him be near you and always beware of him. So sorry you had to go thru that. 😢

[@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740]

In The Last Story OP should not have to worry because cousins like that always receive karma. One day he will be crossing the street and get plowed down and killed by a bus. That's how karmic Justice works

[@2fawnboxermom]

What?????????plowed down by a bus to harsh maybe drop his phone and becomes unusable

[@Garret007]

@@2fawnboxermom Well, let's be honest. Judging by his personality, he would probably destroy someone else's property again in the future, and that person might just be the wrong person to mess with and would make him visit the hospital for a long time.

[@person.with.a.name.]

for the guy in story 2: don't buy her anything. no gifts. no dinner out. no nothing. then ask her how responsible you are

[@JediOttselWaluigikid115]

@Jesse Modica your evil and I like it! 😈

[@person.with.a.name.]

@@JediOttselWaluigikid115 im not evil, i just dont like those who treat others unfairly

[@EpsilonEclipse]

If my laptop was broken from ANYONE and they don't care then there would be blood on the walls. They will also lose their head privileges

[@workinprogress5011]

If he has evidence he can sue for property damage

[@marmot418]

Presumably there are fingerprints

[@viperaaspis]

Mac books cost over $1,000USD. He needs a lead pipe dance party to straighten him out.

[@chrisallen3839]

Dude needs to dump that girl in the second story

[@moontsuqubai465]

bro first story woman littiraly sounds like frieza 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@AD-id9cp]

The last story is so sad, I'm sure u could tell by looking at the laptop that it was broken on purpose. Money is so hard to come by, I'm srry this happened to u.

[@BaoHadir]

Car theft story: this sort of thing isn't uncommon. You hear about it plenty of times in the US. Some banger is murdered in a public area in broad daylight and nobody saw anything. It's a combination of "Not my problem", "I don't want to get involved", and "If I get involved, that could be me." All that combined with "Snitches get stitches" means that for the individual, keeping your silence is much safer.

[@delilahevil5089]

The woman in the second story is looking for the door. She is saving up to leave.

[@venomshadowblood8353]

Last story file a police report it’s illegal to do that and they’ll figure it out with fingerprints

[@theunknown-ff6cx]

The second story Elmo tell me this if they do not have a shirt bank account then why doesn’t he just refuse to pay the extra 5% and instead only pay the 50% and refused to give her anything more and if she still refuses to take that then I would just shopping all together and I’ll tell her she can cover it if she if she ain’t going to appreciate

[@benjaminneal8050]

Don't bad mouth me but I don't think Racist's and Discriminators shouldn't be in society if they're going to be mean to people.

[@SnowyCranium]

Why tf would we badmouth you?

[@kartikalmighty]

He said shouldn't

[@LupineInvisible]

? The only thing I'm judging you for now is that ridiculously complex sentence you've created.

[@Nicco925]

I dont think we should define ourselves as a race. A human is a human. If you dont like that a person looks different then shut yourself. I dont get that people are so dumb to generalize people based on skin color or sex or whatever...

[@mancave10369]

If I could rewrite laws, discrimination would be illegal

[@TFTN_official]

You know what I’d do if I was O.P’s boyfriend in the first story was to do Martin Goodman’s hilarious Pimp impression from Friday Night Dinner to REALLY feed into the entitled and racist Karen’s paranoia!

[@reienna6410]

hell...story 3...been there...people are arseholes. example year before last i had some meds clash and i started bleeding...heavily...from both sides...right as i was standing infront of a housemate that was renting...she just stood there and watched me expell mass amounts of blood because she didnt want to have anything to do with the police or paramedics...if not for another renter, that happened to be a nurse, i would have bled out on my basement floor...but she actually gave a crap enough to call paramedics for me and get me taken to a hospital

[@gavinhinds5191]

With the laptop, just bide your time and when they get their laptop do exactly the same, hand it back smashed and then say we are even, with a smirk on your face.

[@SquishBurger]

Story #4: WOW. I would’ve gotten so mad to the point where if he breaks my MacBook, I break his skull. And to top it all off, he INSULTS the OP, calling them trash and crap like that. Like, what the heck?! And the aunt didn’t make it any better. This story made my blood BOIL. 😡😤

[@Nareimooncatt]

Second story: I believe in the Dave Ramsey way of handling mixed expenses with a significant other. All the income goes into a single account first, and is treated as "our money," not mine and yours. All mandatory expenses (bills, utilities, etc) are budgeted from that combined account, then any remaining can be split based on a mutual agreement. Be that transferring to savings, a combined general fund, separate slush funds, etc.

[@tatshinlau1815]

Bro de last story was so painful to hear, now I want to beat OPs cousin. If I were OP I wouldnt beat him I wouldve brutal smashed his face n break his stuff. Now I think u OP should start recording every convo of him n his cousin to make him admit everything he did n use it against him

[@notmyrealname5865]

Last story: OP should break his cousin’s stuff that’s worth more and go non-contact with that entire side of the family. What a POS.

[@pamelaprince8134]

Story #2- Go back to the 50/50 split & start banking away some extra cash to move & start looking for another place to live that maybe you can pay 100% & start looking for a new girlfriend but only after you move! I feel going forward she's going to continue being stingy & God forbid you marry her & have kid's w her, i CAN absolutely see her trying to take s much as she can if you end up in divorce & that is exactly i DO BELIEVE this will be your future!!! Her true self has come out early for you to get away!!!

[@Hellqueen135]

Last story: I got mad immediately when u told that he broke it and said those things. If my cousin would have done that to my laptop, he would be punched in the head and draged by the ear to my aunt. This story makes me so sad and mad at the same time, I feel so bad for the op

[@cosmicnightmare4401]

For the guy with the split financial problems just stop paying for everything and make her pay for it and only start paying for it again when she finally agrees to pay more just like how you did when you got the raise

[@jerichogarry]

First story: Karents are very involved when they are this nosey.

[@WTC-1990]

Second story, I'd simply say, either stop being selfish and pay your fair share or we are done

[@WyattOsubaProductions]

I noticed that the Paddington game you're playing bears a lot of resemblance to "Minion Rush."

[@FridayNightStreamz]

The game being played is a lot similar to minion rush

[@NoombatIsMe]

if the last story happened to me that cousin would be in heaven

[@yankiuhui2550]

Second story, Im probably just old fashioned. But Once again, just dont live with a significant other until you are ready to get married or have joint account.

[@dragonwatcher9913]

(Story 2): just stop paying the % too much so say your % is 40% just don't pay the 15% and make her pay it for her raise

[@devontyrell1969]

Story number two his gf is for the streets and needs to find a new one

[@multimindgamer7821]

The girlfriend is being manipulative and he needs to dump her.

[@bluewaterdragon1065]

You live in the same city are me this is fire the grist storry

[@silverbook4603]

Story 2: such a left it at 50/50... all I gotta say. Lol

[@jordanvermaak7992]

i had no clue what a brothel was before this vid

[@scottpowell8973]

That last story, I would go with a lie detector approach if that's even possible. Idk if they actually work, but that would be my solution

[@admiralfisher1864]

I don’t understand the racist Karen. Why can’t she Mind her own business and keep to herself? Was there a need for that?

[@jiyanmak1931]

Story 4: honestly If I had a cousin like that I don’t think I would heave a cousin from that day if you know what I mean

[@gothgirl2218]

For the second story the gf is obviously not sharing her part

[@spyrodragon1184]

If i was the guy in last story and my cousin destroys my laptop... I will said "Well it's already broken so... now you will be broken :>"

[@cassiusbrown9374]

Story #1 : If I wad the police officer I would not have given her a warning the minute she opened the door I would slapped handcuffs kn her wrist and charged her with harassment.

[@IamFood37]

For the second story, I would just act petty and start not paying so much until she caves and starts paying more and then if she starts yelling, tell her "fair is fair" and for the final story, I would have been punching him so hard he would have seen blood. The aunt would have been angry at me and I would have said "he's trash, and he doesn't deserve anything nice" then I would berate both of them and force her to pay for a new laptop and if she wouldn't comply I would continously went after him until she game be the money

[@rickhodge6482]

What the fuck is a "brothel"? I bought one in Assassins Creed once, but I don't know what it is. I just knew that I get $$money$$ by doing so.

[@EditingMaster835]

Ya see if that was my cousin well I don't have a pistol for no reason

[@Shorty_D1606]

Story one. Don't slam all residents of Missouri for one psycho's attitude

[@matheusSantos-pe3ym]

1:40 is it just me or this guy sound exactly like clank from ratchet and clank

[@JOKER-wl5jx]

Story 2 dump her

[@theeverythingchannel5382]

This is so unfair. The cousin is a jerk fs!!

[@fredbrusewitz5172]

Last story steel his phone and smash it

[@chaos696969]

sue the cousin and aunt

[@XxBetudie]

At my school we have MacBooks that cost over 1k

[@johnnymcneal5914]

She's using the double standard it's okay for her to come out of pocket because she earned a little bit of extra the 5%, but all of a sudden it's not fair when the foot is on the on the other shoe frankly this is not my situation I would have left it as it is 50/50 in regardless of how much it one or the other is making then maybe they wouldn't be this argument over who's paying what they say never fix something that isn't broken

[@priscilamendez8230]

I would like an update of the second history, hopefully he can figure out with his gf, but if not he should reconsidered his relationship with her:( this huge red flag.

[@sandrasausville9103]

Why can't people just mind their own business and leave everyone else's alone.

[@dizzy_dino9052]

An ex girlfriend smashed my iPad so I smashed her face in.

[@JediOttselWaluigikid115]

@Dizzy_Dino haha lol! 😂🤣😆

[@tobiwanplayz2167]

Hey, I live in missouri

[@benjaminmahurin842]

On story 2 is she a Gemini 🤣🤣 lol but seriously any relationships are 50/50 as you are a team, she's absolutely toxic, I'd leave as it's a toxic environment

[@ABSGOATED]

Story1 : ur the man of the house act like one

[@shoto_simp4788]

Why. Can’t. People. Let. Us. Love. Who. We. Want. To. Love?!😭😭😭😭

[@lauramiller7690]

Well you would think turnabout would be fair play that if you were willing to pay more when you made more she would be willing to do the same this obviously says something about her personality and to throw something that long ago in your face is wrong as well I would say seeing how she's being so stubborn the best you could do is just go back to splitting things 50/50 although I understand how that would still seem hurtful since you were willing to pay more when you made more but she's not willing to do the same other than that I don't know what to tell you unless you're wanting to push this to the point that it leads to break up

[@EditingMaster835]

Is KZbin so strict that your title has to have an @ sign Or is that you just being cautious

[@pissheater3k]

What’s a brothel? An el with broth?

[@suspiciousdoggo5488]

What's a brafel?

[@fox_light3142]

Hi

[@mcnuggetyeeter595]

Sound like quandale dingle

[@johnnymcneal5914]

I think because she grew up in a racist home she grew up racist herself I hope that's wrong but they say Environmental is is key to the way they're being raised

[@just_a_rndom_camille]

hi

[@patriciakimble1615]

What is a brothel?

[@shellmussig2512]

The money pne go back to 50 50 problem solved

[@jaylafitness]

You need to break up like now.