Entitled Mother says I'm "TOO BLACK" to Raise MY BABY - Reddit Podcast

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[@jerk]

😈😈finish listening to ALL the stories here kzbin.info/aero/PL4qCR1644UR0Z4S8QKTe0MYZFVaNXuAUY

[@KickinChicken_Slayzzx]

Hello

[@Nicodiangelo0904]

hi

[@itz_vinny]

hey 🌚

[@wolflarntz7970]

For the first story I would have gotten a restraining order against the sister in law so she has no way to contact my family or is able to see my baby. Because of her remarks. Would have been interesting if they allowed her to take the baby and then reported her as kidnapped immediately after they leave the apartment

[@rachellescheepers1675]

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[@anakaliaeastwood]

People told my white mom she wasn't the right person to raise her OWN black-ish children because she couldn't do our hair, which was untrue. She had my dad's sister teach her all about black hair as soon as I had enough to style. People are so stupid.

[@sarahgardinor2967]

If someone can make a whole KZbin channel talking about stupid people than of course like 90% of the world could be dummys

[@sharonyoung4277]

@@sarahgardinor2967 Half of the people on Earth are dumb. Also, dummies*

[@Xxagger]

this is so stupid, I don't understand some people

[@PhasonDaLyricist]

it's things like this that make me believe that people really should just keep their mouths shut

[@Tony29103]

Yea it's like wait.... People can learn things? OMG WHO KNEW.

[@lozmaster6441]

"The baby probably isn't even yours" she says, to the mother, who the baby LITERALLY came out of

[@Charles-7]

yeah EXACTLY, how stupid and ignorant can entitled people get with blood relations?!

[@ananthukrishna5259]

reminds me of another story in one of these videos where a guy wanted his wife or gf(i dont remember exactly) to take a dna test to confirm she was the mother.

[@CreateWithAce]

You saw her pregnant it's her child you can't take it

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Asian women used to ask me why I had an Asian baby since my daughter, who is half Japanese, looked like she was 100% Asian for the first 2 years of her life.

[@KamiNoBaka1]

@@VoltairesRevenge That makes me think of how other kids used to try to speak Spanish to my sister when we were little. We're both white (1/2 Czech, 1/4 German, 1/8 each Irish and Scottish) but her natural complexion is darker than mine when I have a tan. And yeah, as much as I wish I wasn't related to the man I'm 100% sure we have the same dad.

[@itz_vinny]

i wasn’t aware that entitled mothers were mickey mouse 💀

[@bebeat1812]

Mickey is an entitled little Mouse

[@alfiemcginnity3990]

She more of the south park Micky mouse

[@JamesDavy2009]

I thought of Miss Piggy when I heard the voice.

[@oldmanregret]

I mean Mickey won’t hesitate to sue people for using their content because the big mouse needs money

[@umayyed]

Why is the kid called incompetent kid

[@unicornforever4257]

If I was OP (first story), I'd have used the attempted kidnapping of my kid by my soon-to-be ex-MIL and SIL to make sure I got full custody and that neither of them would be allowed around my daughter without at least my supervision, and I'd never let them hold her again! I'm glad and honestly surprised they didn't try to kidnap OP's daughter again!

[@Insanearc]

Woah that's actually really smart I was wondering that if they were really taking her kid without her permission, weren't they breaking the law? That would've been very smart, however with her condition that would also be very dangerous

[@dinkyboss]

Lol that would never work but I feel you

[@undeadladybug7723]

I freaking love how Incompetent Kid's mom sounds like a pissed off Mickey, it's too perfect.

[@hayleyeberly1035]

I'm laughing for about five minutes when I heard the voice you used for the entitled mom in the last story, a Micky voice is just funny

[@charlenevarada--Stargazer]

1st story: This reminds me of the times when my parents & I were harassed by "karens" who claimed we were NOT a family as my mom was light skinned, my Dad was dark & I'm golden skinned (olive colored)! Wish I had a million dollars every time that happened because I could put J.D. Rockefeller on Skid row!😅

[@lowercase_E]

“ I could put j.d Rockefeller on skid row” I have never heard that term before.

[@charlenevarada--Stargazer]

​@@lowercase_E Hi lowercase! That's an old saying as JD Rockefeller was & is very wealthy because he owns Rockefeller Center & Macy's too.😊

[@155chipmunkz]

People used to think my dad was black because I always drew him with a really dark tan.

[@EP05]

The title alone would set my mom in a rage lol

[@sandrasausville9103]

As soon as they showed up I'd call the cops and have them removed!! And they are the type of people who need to have their mouths permanently shut!!

[@relent-lass7510]

How stupid of SIL to say’ it probably isn’t even yours’ Ma’am the baby literally came out of OP’s body

[@Twisted_Happy]

It would be different if OP was male but she isn't, so i feel like SIL is just an idiot XD

[@AuroraPaintBrush4444]

With the Asian Grandma story, I'm a short woman, but I always feel so tall when I help a random Asian woman out in a store. Doesn't matter if it's in an Asian market, or a big chain retail store. In my experience, and I've had this happen to me in three separate states in the USA, they ask so politely. Understanding that I'm not an employee, but they use the "grandma magic" and I can't help but to help.

[@Toonamp]

Oh yes. The joys of being tall in public. I’m 6‘3“, although not many people ask me to help get stuff off of the top shelf I do feel obligated to help those I see struggling. At my Walmart, where they decided to double the shelf height.

[@xiahoupaul19]

That grandma sounded awesome, letting him stay past his bed time to see the premiere of Samurai Jack (One of the top 5 cartoons of all time, imo).

[@juanhaines7295]

Story 1 nta I heard this one before. I would have been the same way. Stitches be damned your not taking my baby.

[@bakerrr925]

Why not are you Black

[@spideyphd]

Loved the Life Guard story! That is the type of girl who is going to face challenges, deal with them, and succeed in life.

[@MrCrunchytime]

Story 3 - I chuckled a bit. There are two downsides to being tall: the first is that people always ask you to get stuff for them from on high, and the second is the daily destruction of your shins, as you can't see things below a certain height.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

The voice for the Entitled Mother for the last story somehow sounds like Micky Mouse to me! 🙂

[@Birdsmakemehappy]

@@MeIsSmogee I laughed out loud when I read this

[@Marketk28]

My dad was very light skinned, green eyes, blonde hair. My mom is from Zimbabwe, she has a beautiful dark purpleish skin colour ❤ i came out redhead. When i was 6, we were shopping at the mall because it was my birthday and i was looking for some toys with my mom. There was a lady staring at us with a sus looking, eye peering. Minutes after that police arrived at the store and approached us, the officer asked my mom if she was BABYSITTING me, or why was the reason i was with her. My mom shocked almost in tears replied SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. That son of a bih didn't believe her and said we needed to go to the police station to "clear as much as possible this situation". I'll never gonna forget those words and. What you mean clear the situation? My father reached us, and told the officer he was my father and my mother his wife. He was shocked.

[@creativebone3609]

I’m sorry but the mom in the pool story sounds like Mickey Mouse to me

[@stephenprior-bi5fw]

From Minecraft parkour to Gmod parkour ngl excited to see what's next tbh

[@Leosloth2011]

It was minecraft to gta to gmod

[@mabatongbundokrockymountai5183]

😂 I'm laughing at the third entitled mothers voice lol 😂 she sounds like micky 😂 ❤

[@JonathanChan212]

I'm absolutely awe about the sis in laws behavior in the first story its just horrible

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Yet it happens all the time. Usually, it’s from strangers, not family. Asian people used to demand to know why my half Japanese baby was with me. Her hair was bone straight for the first 2 years. It never did curl. She could pass for Filipino; they claim her all the time anyway, and that’s what people usually assume about her. With my son, on the other hand, since he is darker, only other Blk ppl can tell he’s Asian because they actually notice that his hair and eyes are different from most Blk ppl while non-Blk ppl simply observe his skin color.

[@KamiNoBaka1]

​@@VoltairesRevenge I mean, yeah, but I feel like it's on a whole different level when they're all the same race AND they're family. Like, I can get how recent immigrants or even people one or two generations removed but with a family that's still strongly tied to a culture that's generally really low on racial diversity could have some trouble with that. Not that I approve of their reactions, but I understand the logic they used to reach their conclusions at least. This is like racism WITHIN a race. Like the subatomic particle equivalent for racism. I feel like there should be a term for that. There probably is, I just don't feel like looking it up right now.

[@Thatedfplayer]

On the last one the mickey voice for the mom got me dieing

[@SuperMario-it5kp]

Also Incompetent kid’s mom sounds like Mickey Mouse, lol

[@darcybrummett7004]

6:16 “…ow, ow! Stop! I give up!” LOL

[@albertgongora6944]

The thing I find so weird about the sister-in-law in the story is the fact that she stated the baby isn't even yours probably which is such a weird thing to say because then that means the baby isn't yours either so why would you want to jinx that

[@Crazanity_Official]

The Mickey voice on the fourth story has me DYING 🤣

[@thejadewizard6178]

I like how you swapped to a stinky version of Marge Simpson halfway through the sentence at the 3 minute mark.

[@Beewilly33]

As a fellow tall person, if you see someone needing help reaching something on a shelf you help. It's the unspoken law.

[@TheBMouse]

Any proof that you are tall ? 😏

[@Beewilly33]

@@TheBMouse I'm 6'3" 😅

[@animationlivegerman5989]

I love videos like this, the last few weeks there have been too many couple-stories, which are always kind of a mess, I really enjoyed this video

[@submerged10]

Now we know Minnie Mouse is a Karen

[@BuildingWolf100_WolfDab]

the Mickey Mouse voice for Super Head Lifeguard's mom was perfect

[@Icalasari]

Last Story: I know of places that would go, "Parents fighting their kid's battles show we can't trust the kid when the situation gets tough. They are blacklisted"

[@Deadshade]

The mom for the entitlement kid sounds like mickey/Minnie xd

[@oldtimegamer2.098]

To me sometimes I do think if people are entitled or very high on themselves sometimes do need a reality check or be humbled

[@SeaSaltCarmellIcecream]

Popcorn anyone?

[@karenbaldwin2867]

Regular or toffee butter?

[@SeaSaltCarmellIcecream]

@@karenbaldwin2867 any you like :D

[@demonblackabyss4817]

Hi glad to make it in 37 minutes have a awesome rest of your w

[@samnorsamsodin1605]

3:43 has the iconic phrase I always hear🤣

[@lizettelabrador9893]

For the last story, the moms voice sounded like Mickey😂😂😂

[@LivTheSpawnOfChaos]

I was Early, and bro that is not okay just reading the title makes me want to watch this

[@keegangailushas5752]

There should be a branch of the police force that deals with karens.

[@chrismc410]

Or simply declare open season

[@JosukeHigashikataReal]

Tasers: *"allow us to introduce ourselves"*

[@chrismc410]

@@JosukeHigashikataReal 9x19mm, .40 S&W .357 SIG, 10mm, .357 Magnum, .45 ACP handguns: Allow us to introduce ourselves.....

[@keegangailushas5752]

@@chrismc410 M1A2 Abrams: Let me introduce myself.

[@JosukeHigashikataReal]

@@chrismc410 C-17 Globemaster III: Aloow me to introduce myself

[@huntbat]

😂😂😂 The voices bro I can't, I can never get the image of Karen gremlin out of head

[@gavinduffy7491]

If I was in the house during the first story I would've smacked the sister in law so hard that she would loose a few teeth nothing is more important that a child especially one that you just had and op I'm actually still shocked as why your still in contact with those two after the baby incident I would've cut all contact with those two but it's in the past now and I'm glad both you and your daughter are doing well.

[@Theanimati0nguy]

19:16 not the start of the story but I realized the mother sounds like micky mouse lmao

[@PhasonDaLyricist]

third op i can kinda relate to. my grandma on my mom's side also used to always have me reach things up high when my family lived with her because out of all my siblings i'm both the oldest (by 2 minutes since i have a twin) and the tallest.

[@darkstarmoonshadow]

I was at the local grocery the other day and my older sister wanted Ramune but the area had people all over it, plus she doesn't really like interaction with public so i politely asked if they'd step away for a moment so my sister could come through, one of the looked at me and snickered, what sister what does she look .Ike cause I don't see her. She said it in the most preppy snobbish tone I've heard so I cut through and grab one and say as I left stupid karren. I hope she heard that too.

[@Something_Kyle]

10:50 The ending of this story is my favorite on the whole channel. Just nothing can beat it imo.

[@positive8305]

Awe the last story was cute and caring but the mom no

[@TheFierceDeity]

Whenever you speak in an "Entitled Mother" voice, I can hear Mickey Mouse 😂

[@Lucifen_Fan]

I'm shocked by the first story 💀 Wtf is this family-in-law??

[@alpha-sama]

Last story is peak character development lol

[@LunaNatz]

I cant cope with the entitled mother in the lifeguard story, the mickey mouse voice 😂

[@TheRaptorr]

The Seattle freeze. The best rule in the book when you're in the area.

[@Cyber_Horse_Studios87]

I just love how the entitled mom in this got a “Mickey mouse” voice. XD

[@KrowTheGreat]

I don't why but I can only hear Mickey Mouse in the pool story for the entitled mom's voice 17:18

[@MitteyTheWolf]

Redditor parkour. "Don't touch grass"

[@Polyblank360]

Hey take your early ticket🎫

[@TheHillkids]

Thx bro

[@JamesAltebaumer]

Ty

[@YinCup-vv8bv]

Ding ding took

[@Xanthus929]

Thx

[@NovikNova]

Thanks

[@loganthomas3575]

if I were op, I would be phoning the police about the attempted kidnapping of the baby and phoning her up when op’s daughter was a child. OP should have gotten a restraining order against the sil and mil.

[@teddymathieson3542]

2nd story, i think op posted his story just to share some wholesome moments in the chaos of Karens and jerks

[@jessicas.4898]

The stories and how they're told are always so interesting. I have a love/hate view of Karens(thankfully I've never run into one, so I sometimes think I want to) I love the Mickey Mouse voice the Karen in the lifeguard story had. XD

[@torkilcool6931]

Y does the mom in the fourth part sound like Mickey mous😂😂😂

[@user-ih7jl2vr9v]

the start goes crazy 💀

[@PondViewFarm888]

the mom in the last story sounded like mikey mouse

[@Elizabeth-x8j]

I love how the mom of the incompetent kid sounds like Mickey Mouse 😂

[@ghost_rick_the_ghostian]

If i was the mother i woud say Put my baby back in her crip and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CAUSE YOU ARE NO FAMILY OF ME IF YOU EVER COME BACK IM CALLING THE COPS!!!

[@MayorofNerdville-v7q]

i know its pretty serious for a woman to be racist like that but "im too black to raise my baby" is insanely funny out of context💀💀

[@angelobrannon2736]

Your entitled mother voice sounds like Mickey Mouse from South Park XD I’m just waiting for an “Aw Ha!” to slip out

[@clickwatchlaughzoobapictur5413]

To many Karen’s in this world 😡

[@biggerchungus5042]

I wish assault was legal sometimes

[@UraniumDaKat]

Micky be wildin

[@crab.78]

Glad to have you back mate. Your videos are the best on KZbin. I love how you don't mess about and just crack straight on with it

[@metroplexstudios2406]

Story 2: she did the classic “can I speak to your manager!” crap

[@javieralarcon389]

No one gonna talk about homer literally quadruple-jumping in GMOD?- but for finn it’s basically completely normal.

[@boog1116]

Man, it’s crazy how Foghorn Leghorn became the mayor in that lifeguard story

[@yoriichiblox_reuploaded]

6:28 thanks for celebrating st pattys day cuz its in my birthday month

[@Ayflip1355]

So on the first story I'm assuming that the Karen annoy so much that you almost died

[@Ayflip1355]

And also they tried to take away your baby

[@BobRenkes-ms6mb]

How is bro a team fortress scout that looks like Homer Simpson in some crappy mobile game dimension

[@s1destroyer235]

Didn't realize what game was playing in the background until i saw the health counter in the bottom

[@Tomioka._.giyuu.]

Why does the entitled mom in the fourth story sounds like Mickey Mouse when he voice’s them 😂😂😂

[@sleepy-hollow-shorts]

We’ve all seen wizard Micky but Karen Mickey is new to me💀

[@shadowcollins4589]

Yes little old Asian ladies are just like that😂😂😂 I haven't been around my mom a crazy amount over the past 10 years since we live states apart but i can imagine her being like this with Asian friends

[@Bladefull_yt]

Bro, this guy has such a great voice. Impression he sounds just like Mickey Mouse doing that voice lol

[@damienolsen8741]

I like the third one where it was wholesome in the middle it's always to take some of the good ones in the middle of the bad ones do we see that not everyone is a bad person

[@sandywyatt7701]

Lol. EM from final story sounds like a diet Mickey Mouse😂😂😂

[@virgoleo81]

When a short person need something from a top shelf, it is the job of a tall person to get it down for them. This is the law of the giants!

[@yadol73]

I hope you reach 1M subs your soo close

[@Randomstuffguy69993]

The same person: Gets Karma for being racist

[@kingchris8255]

The voice for the entitled mother in the pool situation sounds a lot like Mickey Mouse. I love that voice!

[@samanthareyes4044]

I like story 3 as it has no Jerk and is very wholesome

[@sirensmelody5527]

When he talks with his 'entitled mom' voice he sounds like the shrimp from shark tales 😂😂 "And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and..."

[@Breadestboi]

Finally a story where the mother is on the OPs side

[@ownsundae]

gmod homer doing parkour best background footage yet

[@gamesofknight4578]

The voice: 🗿 The Texts: 🗿 The Gmod: 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@kbowler9266]

Not being involved with the sister and mother in law was a very good outcome

[@TJ-hg6op]

The person in the third story went into the wrong subreddit lol. It was just a fun wholesome story, no jerks involved.

[@PonderingtheVoid]

I love the entitled mother as Mickey Mouse in trhe lifeguard story

[@Irish_Mann]

I almost missed the entire story of story 4 because i was thinking em sounds like mickey

[@TheRealMinehead]

Wow, you can charge her for attempted child abduction, discrimination, and racism.

[@xaviidk]

I'm just watching the man who saved the noise update doing parkour in gmod