Entitled Mother tries to FORCE me to QUIT Working at WAL-MART - Reddit Podcast

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Am I the Jerk?

Am I the Jerk?

Күн бұрын

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@yggdrasil1969
@yggdrasil1969 2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, anyone who thinks having a child will fix their relationship needs a serious reality check. I feel for the guy. I have (actual) OCD, and his wife's behaviors really sound like it. Unfortunately, the more you enable OCD by giving into the compulsions, the stronger it gets. She needs professional intervention. I don't see how she's going to work in the medical field if she has such strong anxiety over germs and contamination.
@callofduty85629
@callofduty85629 2 жыл бұрын
I have moderate to severe ocd and people always say its about handwashing and organization but for me its intrusive thoughts and my complusions and obsession can change over time
@Ichigoisfatal221
@Ichigoisfatal221 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t need someone to help raise my kid, I would raise that child with love and put my all for my kid. But I don’t have a child unless my cat counts.
@justsomeaeroacefurry3479
@justsomeaeroacefurry3479 2 жыл бұрын
I have very mild ocd. it's basically just this; it has to be at the far on either side of the spectrum of cleanliness. either a total mess, or perfectly organized. yes, I'm weird. I know.
@themysteriousoa4466
@themysteriousoa4466 2 жыл бұрын
Aside from the stories, I am subconsciously going: “D’oh!” every time Homer Simpson in the game gets hurt and: “WOO HOO!” whenever he flies through the air for a bit.
@t3rrar1z3r
@t3rrar1z3r 2 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@relent-lass7510
@relent-lass7510 Жыл бұрын
Now I am too
@angus_ismyname3424
@angus_ismyname3424 2 жыл бұрын
The story with the excessive hand washing- OP said his wife is trying to get into nursing school. From what he’s saying, I don’t think she could handle working in the healthcare field. Some may say that she might be cut out for it because of her pristine infection control but her’s may be a little too obsessive. Nurses get all types of shit (no pun intended) all over them all day long. We take measures to protect before and clean after but I could see OP’s wife not being able to get “clean enough” just my opinion on the matter
@nekosurvivalist
@nekosurvivalist 9 ай бұрын
Yeah. It really sounds like OPs wife has severe OCD and more than likely wouldn't survive in the Healthcare industry. It also sounds like OPs wife in that story is trying to follow in mom's foot steps of being a gold digger.
@erictrester2883
@erictrester2883 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, so the clean freak wants to get into nursing? I don't think that's gonna work out for her. My wife has literally come home with other people's vomit, blood, and crap on her. She's told me some of the most disgusting hospital and nursing home horror stories since we've been together. It really takes someone with a strong stomach to do that line of work and I don't see someone who demands her husband shower and change his clothes after going outside having what it takes.
@agentmaryland1239
@agentmaryland1239 2 жыл бұрын
My mom used to work in a nursing home, and because she sometimes never had a babysitter, she would take me with her (I was about 5 at the time) because the elderly folks always loved to see me. So I would normally just wander around the bingo hall, getting candy from the elderly and playing their cards for them when they had to go to the bathroom. I never saw the worst of it, but my mom would sometimes go home covered in all manner of bodily fluids and...not so fluids. So it's definitely not for the faint of heart, even when it's not just elderly folk you're taking care of.
@kanna231
@kanna231 2 жыл бұрын
The mother really needs to lay off and get a job by herself plus, mind her own business.
@flumphflumph6021
@flumphflumph6021 2 жыл бұрын
Story 4: Please note that your view that everyone should have a Driver's License is more specific to the US. I find that as someone living in the UK, using public transport to get around is usually an acceptable option as well.
@carmenvazquez5784
@carmenvazquez5784 2 жыл бұрын
Not when you expect someone else to ferry your entitled butt everywhere at your convenience! The girl is providing free chauffeur duties -- meaning SHE pays for gas, wear-n-tear on her car, car insurance, etc. while he sits back and enjoys the ride. Plus he is her boss, meaning that he can threaten to fire her or make her working life difficult. That is just NOT RIGHT!!!
@RickBentsen
@RickBentsen 2 жыл бұрын
As someone in the US who is legally not allowed to get a license (I'm legally blind and therefore pretty sure no one wants me behind the wheel...) I wish public transport was better in the US. But unless you live in a major metro area, public transport isn't really that great. I hate being so dependent on others for rides. Worse, I hate being looked at as a second class citizen because I don't drive. That being said, I don't abuse the whole "I need a ride" thing. I offer gas money and I ask rather than expecting. ANd if I can get away without asking someone for a ride, I do. This dude, though, just reeks of being an entitled jerk. I get the feeling he isn't getting a license because he LIKES being driven around.
@elenalizabeth
@elenalizabeth 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m 27 living in Australia and many of us don’t drive and just use public transport. Car, insurance, fuel, repairs, tyres, licence, rego, etc are all very expensive. None of which I can afford so we walk to most places. If something we want to go to is further away we either take the bus/train/taxi, or make it an outing with a friend who has a car.
@kirakoli8813
@kirakoli8813 2 жыл бұрын
German here. While I have a driver's license, I don't have a car.
@SerenaSilverMoon
@SerenaSilverMoon Жыл бұрын
I live in the US, and as someone in their late 30's, I don't have a license. But I can't for a few reasons, one being that I've been in to many car accidents and another is that the one time I did try to drive I panicked so bad that I couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't breathe or see through the tears. When I get nervous or really panicky, I start to laugh and laugh hard. To the point that I just stop functioning at all. It's quite dangerous for me and can be for others depending on what I'm doing when it hits. So not everyone can or wants to get their drivers license, I've never wanted to, and I agree that public transportation needs to be better everywhere, not just the cities but small towns/cities and the suburbs too.
@raycoon251
@raycoon251 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine her being halfway thru a surgery and then she’s like “hold on let me clean your kidney “ -rips at kidney and rinses it with soap and water- I SWEAR LOL
@bubbamusic234
@bubbamusic234 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Walmart for 8 years. Worked in every department, every shift, traveled to do remodels for the company, and moved up through management ranks. I was treated like garbage the entire time. November of 2021 I decided I’d had enough and left the company with no parachute. I work for FedEx now and make half of what I did but am so much happier
@willgam3forpizza780
@willgam3forpizza780 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes there’s a valid reason to not have a license. I’m almost 25 and I don’t even have a permit because, personally I don’t trust myself with driving due to how much I space out. The dude obviously doesn’t have a reason and is just an AH
@Double2KK
@Double2KK 2 жыл бұрын
I was the same way about not getting a valid driver's license. OP should have been charging money for gas to the entitled guy every time they went to work together from the beginning.
@SerenaSilverMoon
@SerenaSilverMoon Жыл бұрын
I live in the US, and as someone in their late 30's, I don't have a license. But I can't for a few reasons, one being that I've been in to many car accidents and another is that the one time I did try to drive I panicked so bad that I couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't breathe or see through the tears. When I get nervous or really panicky, I start to laugh and laugh hard. To the point that I just stop functioning at all. It's quite dangerous for me and can be for others depending on what I'm doing when it hits. So not everyone can or wants to get their drivers license, I've never wanted to, and I agree that public transportation needs to be better everywhere, not just the cities but small towns/cities and the suburbs too.
@Ichigoisfatal221
@Ichigoisfatal221 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Walmart stores have a history of treating their employees terrible, my roommate worked for 4 months before quitting because they made her work for more hours that she didn’t agree to and wasn’t paid for those extra hours. In fact they didn’t pay their new hires for four weeks. However there are very few Walmart stores who treat their employees with respect and well. This guy got lucky with his job. My Walmart has a history of being mean to employees especially employees who have worked there for so long. My friends father was told he couldn’t attend his mothers funeral because nobody would take his shift even though he talked to one of his coworker and agreed to take the shift. He went anyway and didn’t get fired. Someone went to HR and got one of the managers fired but there where other managers who where still mean but where told if they didn’t change they would be fired too. Though that was before Covid. Let’s just say most got fired and taken to the hospital.
@fireheart65
@fireheart65 2 жыл бұрын
Rip chicken🙏🏽 … 😂 good storyteller about the chicken
@sellie7732
@sellie7732 2 жыл бұрын
These videos make you love your own family
@edance3222
@edance3222 2 жыл бұрын
About story #5, if you wash your hands too often, youll actually become more prone to infection. The skin is covered with dead cells, oils, et cetera that keeps bacteria from entering your skin. If that protective layer is washed away, you are at higher risk. Kinda ironic
@theglobalwarming6081
@theglobalwarming6081 2 жыл бұрын
Here in the Philippines, you need to be careful around chickens when driving, especially male ones. Why? They sometimes cost a fortune since they are bred for cockfighting. Also I think it has been a meme that the Philippines is full of chickens, and that certainly aint false.
@lishrich
@lishrich Жыл бұрын
Why is that dude worried about killing the chicken when he wasn't even the person that ran it over? If's not his fault it was in the road. It got out of his way, and git hit by someone ELSE'S car. Why would that be his fault or get him in "serious trouble?" Sounds like locals there would just be willing to take advantage of a clueless visitor to their country, spinning the situation to make him pay up. Also if they really cared that much, the chicken wouldn't be left in the road until the next day. It would have been eaten or buried or at least thrown away, most likely to some dogs or other animals.
@chickenheadtyler5760
@chickenheadtyler5760 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: listening to the stories Me: HOMER CAN SKATE?!
@silverbook4603
@silverbook4603 Жыл бұрын
34 with my learners from 11th grade drivers Ed. I would never do this to anyone. I always find a way if I do not have a ride. I have a fear of driving. Literally when I get behind thr wheel to drive. I tense up and my heart will race and I'll over think and have a panic attack. I'm trying though my bf wants to help me get to the point that I can at least drive a to b... and c (kids school.) Lol
@Shane16784
@Shane16784 2 жыл бұрын
Props to you for wanting to stay at Walmart. Yesterday I almost quit on the spot (Karen’s…..need I say more?) Though I will agree that the coworkers are usually the best part
@Triforce_hero
@Triforce_hero 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in security and I know all yo well about karens
@Randomcheem
@Randomcheem 2 жыл бұрын
How did the Conversation goes? I will try and make some good comeback :)
@silverscalederg8632
@silverscalederg8632 2 жыл бұрын
I quit because i tried to do school and it but cut back hours...manager demand i stay so i quit
@williamfin1145
@williamfin1145 2 жыл бұрын
I just found out this channel today but I'm pretty good liking it so I'm subscribed didn't turn on my notifications keep the good work
@juniordragonroo
@juniordragonroo 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno about "joking" about cheating. Seems a bit fishy. Heck I was gonna try to do that with my lady but I couldn't even work up the nerve. I eventually told her about what I was going to try and joke about but shucks, ain't no one better than her.
@raisak.6262
@raisak.6262 2 жыл бұрын
Story 4 just motivates me to move out of North America and not to a rural part of any country even more than I was already motivated to... I'm 26 and don't have a driver's license (which is honestly more of a right than a privilege in North America). But, I don't have it because of my vision problems. And though I know that can't be changed, this story just reaffirms my thoughts about me being a nuisance or whatever else for everyone around me who can drive. And, taking Uber or a taxi for all places is expensive, so yeah, that's not an option.
@LilAngelPrincess95
@LilAngelPrincess95 2 жыл бұрын
I'm also 26 without a license. I did try to get a motorcycle license when I was 23/24 but it didn't work out. Wiped out pretty bad during the safety course and had a hard time regaining the confidence to try again. Never went out much as a teenager so didn't really have the erge to get one. I have drove a car around a parking lot at work so know how in theory but it makes me super nervous. The biggest reason now that I keep putting it off is driving school costs money (no way would I just take the test without taking a class with practical teaching) and knowing that the second I have one the insurance on my car (I do have a car with my parents the primary drivers so they pay their insurance rates) I take over the insurance at a new driver rate that is super expensive. I'm not sure if I'm even cut out to drive. I've never gone over 30km/h and that feels too fast for me. I didn't like the way the narrator said that not having a license at that age was unacceptable as everyone has different circumstances. It IS wrong to expect those around us to drive us unlicensed whenever we want and get mad if they can't though.
@raisak.6262
@raisak.6262 2 жыл бұрын
@@LilAngelPrincess95 exactly! like, yeah, you can't expect people to be there all the time to give you rides unless they volunteered for that by quitting their job or whatever, but like... the way the narrator says it sounds awful!
@SerenaSilverMoon
@SerenaSilverMoon Жыл бұрын
I live in the US, and as someone in their late 30's, I don't have a license. But I can't for a few reasons, one being that I've been in to many car accidents and another is that the one time I did try to drive I panicked so bad that I couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't breathe or see through the tears. When I get nervous or really panicky, I start to laugh and laugh hard. To the point that I just stop functioning at all. It's quite dangerous for me and can be for others depending on what I'm doing when it hits. So not everyone can or wants to get their drivers license, I've never wanted to, and I agree that public transportation needs to be better everywhere, not just the cities but small towns/cities and the suburbs too.
@MadhavendraSinghBika
@MadhavendraSinghBika 2 жыл бұрын
13:20 good to know Chandler and Monica are still married
@endymion30
@endymion30 2 жыл бұрын
Story 5: if theres no trust, there is no relationship, it’s time to end it, plus the kid doesn’t need to see his parents fight
@agentmaryland1239
@agentmaryland1239 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually more traumatizing than splitting up in my opinion.
@Kakachi07
@Kakachi07 2 жыл бұрын
NGL Walmart does treat their employees poorly, there is truth in what the mother is saying regardless of her actual reasons. If you're lucky enough to get into a field where you can do well grats on you, but should probably check out videos from Camelot on just how bad Walmart is. As someone who's worked in the retail world it always starts out fun and enjoyable with fellow work friends, after 11 years it's not always the same people though, people leave and change, and the one thing that does not change is how much the company can get away with not paying you for. The experience is nice but don't stick with it for too long.
@OPPLAYER57_YT
@OPPLAYER57_YT 2 жыл бұрын
my chickens are everything to me
@waldmann7777
@waldmann7777 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 21 and don't have a driver's license, I just don't have the money
@15DEAN1995
@15DEAN1995 2 жыл бұрын
in my previous job a few years ago i noticed a trend where everyone under 21 didnt have a drivers license (this was about 40% of the workplace at that point). after the rona spread all over the world all of those people who said theyd never get a license are all doing lessons and tests.
@themysteriousoa4466
@themysteriousoa4466 2 жыл бұрын
3:37 Me as Homer: WOO HOO! D’oh!
@SeikaChroma
@SeikaChroma 2 жыл бұрын
Last story about the chicken, i can confirm that in small places especially rural areas, you'll get yourself in trouble if you ever unalive an animal, especially farm animals. I saw in the comment someone mentioned that you'll have to pay a lot if you unalive a rooster because they're especially bred for fighting, HOWEVER, I assure you you'll be in more trouble if it's female, because the owner will consider "possibilities" into the equation. Let's say you unalive a lamb, it will then be counted on how old the lamb was, based on average how long it can live, how many more baby lambs it would bear and how much they can sell for each, etc etc. Honestly it's just stupid. i wondered with my brother once, "Why couldn't we just buy that person another lamb? that would have solved the whole problem". but that's not the point, the point is they wanna get money.
@mrn234
@mrn234 2 жыл бұрын
the micromanaging wife needs a therapy for her cleaning obsession
@minecraftyeli
@minecraftyeli 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the whole time i thought, "Bro, your wife is sick, objectively sick. That is a disorder. Only good advice would be therapy for her."
@mrn234
@mrn234 2 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftyeli The "funny" part is living too clean if you have a small kid can have effects on the Kids health like allergies.
@Jchhocchiioc
@Jchhocchiioc 2 жыл бұрын
Forget these stories, how the hell did Homer Simpson learn to skateboard
@thedroidtech.2022
@thedroidtech.2022 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: Wow. Someone who works at Walmart and ENJOYS it?! That's a first!
@thestorm2260
@thestorm2260 Жыл бұрын
Story 5: My mom is the exact same, she's an absolute clean freak... especially after Covid. So, I've got to ask: Dad? Is that you?😂
@joelderham1581
@joelderham1581 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the jerk is the best youtuber
@Zalikor_Gaming
@Zalikor_Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
I got my license at 20 because of the fact i hqd ptsd during my teenage years like at age 16 or so my family had a major car accident and just it traumatized me, after it happened i at the age of 20 had to learn to drive
@jarrettdiaz6132
@jarrettdiaz6132 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 I can relate to this my father has a second family that he spends more time with them currently I stopped talking with my father due to him texting my mother he chooses not to be with us and calls us a disgrace
@agentmaryland1239
@agentmaryland1239 2 жыл бұрын
Well that's the donkey calling another an ass, now isn't it? How can you cheat on your wife with another woman and call your first family a disgrace? That seems rather hypocritical. My father also has a second family (somewhat), but it's not out of being unfaithful. It's more of, his mother pushed him around and didn't think my mom was good enough for him, so they never got married and after some time he sort of found himself in another relationship. We don't talk much, but that's only because he's super busy (he works with the local ambulance and is sort of running around and dealing with hospitals most of the day and is booked for most of the week). He still wishes me well on birthdays, holidays, and I wish him the same on all manner of celebratory days. I get along with his wife too and my half sister, but my half brother is a different story. I just don't understand the idea behind cheating. If it's not working out, don't be the ass and try to live a double life by cheating, just own up to it. Go your separate ways and at least try to leave on a positive note if possible.
@somethingbutnot7217
@somethingbutnot7217 2 жыл бұрын
for story 1 I feel like the mother is right by telling op to go to school, but it sounds like op has a plan for how they want to do their carrier and potently go to grad school but the mother is definatly being excessive, so I think that the mother is defiantly in the wrong
@Randombookwoorm
@Randombookwoorm 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace chicken boi. 🥺
@rickmarr8784
@rickmarr8784 2 жыл бұрын
Story 4: Is it just me or does Sheldon Cooper comes to mind for anyone else. =P Yeah cut this guy off, he is just taking advantage of the OP. I'm an adult but I don't have a drivers license, but I don't bug people for rides I prefer to do things on my own.
@VerySillyBlehh
@VerySillyBlehh 2 жыл бұрын
i LOVE these videos, Keep it up!
@VerySillyBlehh
@VerySillyBlehh 2 жыл бұрын
@@AmItheJerk I prefer gameplay instead, I can watch it rn but I like watching gameplay but I do have Spotify.
@hornywaifu5990
@hornywaifu5990 2 жыл бұрын
In the last story you COULD say that the op "chickened out" hahaha ha ha haha ha ok I'm not funny... Rip for the poor thing
@roserain8448
@roserain8448 2 жыл бұрын
I watch you everyday, thank you for being one if the best
@averageboringgamer
@averageboringgamer 2 жыл бұрын
5: You should divorce her totally, but if you really like to keep your son, try to get this entitled 'Law Abiding Exhausted and Misunderstood Lady' away from him.
@misiosz1983
@misiosz1983 2 жыл бұрын
Best story youtuber =)
@BROUBoomer
@BROUBoomer Жыл бұрын
Story number 2... A friend of mine is divorced now because she found out about her husband's second family. He was a cross country truck driver. His wife (my friend) was in Florida, the second family was in Alabama. Unfortunately for him, he put my friend's name on his truck driving business, she owned half of the company, and did the books. She started seeing extra expenses on the books. I didn't say I told you so, but I gave the look. Her 4 children with him are his 16th thru 20th children. He has been making baby mommas since he was 15. Most kids don't know who their father is (several were Olympians). Last I heard he has 24 kids total. But that was a decade ago, when they divorced. Being a truck driver it was easy to hide a second family in another state. However hiding another family in the same town, or county would be hard, same state not as hard, but not easy. Eventually the truth comes out, and everyone gets hurt. If you want to leave your wife, just get a divorce and leave; but understand you created those children and you are obligated to help take care of them, and provide for them. They love you, don't destroy that just because you are not in love with their mother anymore. Don't cheat on your spouse, just get a divorce. And be ready to pay alimony, and child support. You want to wander, you pay the price. 👵☮️🖖
@dewmilk7266
@dewmilk7266 2 жыл бұрын
I keep getting distracted by the background lmao
@FrostTheRedeemed
@FrostTheRedeemed 2 жыл бұрын
Im happy my mom allows me to follow my dream in joining the gunsmithing field.
@jcarts1614
@jcarts1614 2 жыл бұрын
story 3 I feel the reason he got upset was because he was trying to measure the amount of trust in the relationship by mentioning cheating and asking if she thought she would cheat on him the fact that she said it was a possibility made him mad at first it seems like he might just have a crude sense of humor but after asking the question the tone shift makes it seem that he was cheating might not be the reason. also I wonder was it this one time or is this constant
@kingsuksamanta3882
@kingsuksamanta3882 2 жыл бұрын
For the 3rd story I think the boyfriend was hoping that the girlfriend would say na you can't do that or some things.
@ratoneJR
@ratoneJR 2 жыл бұрын
Story 2 secrete family.... Your parents lives are none of your business Your in your mid 20's? Move out and get your own life.
@cndygrlsb
@cndygrlsb 2 жыл бұрын
"rest in peace" Me: "rest in 3pc meal 😐"
@thebean6731
@thebean6731 2 жыл бұрын
19:27 took “why did the chicken cross the road to a next level of suicide”
@silverbook4603
@silverbook4603 Жыл бұрын
Story 5: kids are not a cure all or bandaid. They normally will not fix the issues in your relationship. Accepting all your partners flaws is what will fix the issue. You HAVE to accept everything about a person. Even if you hate it or it's annoying. Because if you don't you end up like this.
@Ms_FluffySheep
@Ms_FluffySheep 2 жыл бұрын
At least the chicken got to the other side.
@scotthudson19
@scotthudson19 Жыл бұрын
Sheesh Homer Simpson going crazy
@matthewpopow6647
@matthewpopow6647 2 жыл бұрын
Listen... op in story 1... I would never advocate for someone to STAY at walmart... but you do you
@Coffea.
@Coffea. 2 жыл бұрын
I think that the first op show still go back to grade school, even if Walmart is treating them fine. Even though I doubt they think of it as a long time job, it isn’t going to pay well and even with the work experience it isn’t going to be enough to get you into a well-paying job. The only reasons why you should quit school is if you always have a high paying job with little risk of dissipating, if you are already rich, or if you already have a consistent high income that has no risk of discontinuing
@agentmaryland1239
@agentmaryland1239 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but going to college doesn't guarantee you a high paying job. It just gives you some knowledge and the shiny placard that says you threw away several years of your life and a lot of money for a chance at a high paying job you may not even get. You only get one life, use it the way *you* want to use it, not the way that is dictated by some 'American dream'. Because if all you're doing is making yourself miserable because that's what is expected, then what are you really doing?
@theextraordinaryman576
@theextraordinaryman576 2 жыл бұрын
Can I share my story here?
@starplatinum7961
@starplatinum7961 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe, I think. Well I have also story to share but I don't think there is someone else will saw it here
@thebumblebeemovie3514
@thebumblebeemovie3514 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣oh that poor chicken. May he RIP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BelgianWaffleMaker
@BelgianWaffleMaker 2 жыл бұрын
Good, no hate on the people who said first-tenth :)
@brianlowe251
@brianlowe251 2 жыл бұрын
Where it comes to the third story it sounds like she's trying to get her husband away from his friends.
@Nate88isboss
@Nate88isboss 2 жыл бұрын
I felt this dude on another level smh
@DigitalCowboy000
@DigitalCowboy000 Жыл бұрын
In the third story the OP seriously needs to reconsider if she wants to stay in a relationship with him.
@sillytubeify
@sillytubeify 2 жыл бұрын
Tell her to take out the trash herself. That way she can wash n change all she wants
@NothingSuspicusHere
@NothingSuspicusHere 2 жыл бұрын
What is the game you are playing? i realy wanna knoe but the storys are fireeeeeeee
@raerose2278
@raerose2278 2 жыл бұрын
The BEST days start with a new Am I the Jerk? vid or 2!!!! 😊 LOVE your channel! Keep up the great work! 🥰❤️❤️
@mehchocolate1257
@mehchocolate1257 Жыл бұрын
@@AmItheJerk Walmart where dreams go to die 😂 😂 😂 😂
@International_Orange
@International_Orange Жыл бұрын
Why are the KZbin shorts and my The jerk videos so wild compared to the normal
@bluegrape1583
@bluegrape1583 2 жыл бұрын
Not the chicken 😭
@bee030888
@bee030888 2 жыл бұрын
15:08 Just stop giving in, she'll come around
@squishyseraph7780
@squishyseraph7780 2 жыл бұрын
my reply to 'My wife doesn't trust me, and I can't keep living this way.': at least you can use any soap. some (or most) soaps irritate my skin to the point of rashes in a bandage form. and some perfumes (or again most) that I put on make me irritate and when I put it on my neck it makes it hard to breath. so I evade things that make me have a hard time.
@brianrogers7360
@brianrogers7360 Жыл бұрын
Gotta wash a lot??? Wife has issues. Time for intervention.
@VolleyIsFun
@VolleyIsFun 2 жыл бұрын
As for the fifth story, here's some advice, don't wash your hands so often. At first there will be no changes, but if you continue for a month or longer, the hands will begin to dry and not only that, the bacteria living in the hands will get used to the soap
@marcuslatrell8920
@marcuslatrell8920 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine your hand getting dry because you always wet it
@elenalizabeth
@elenalizabeth 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcuslatrell8920 it’s not getting dry because it gets wet, it gets dry because the soap strips all the natural oils from the skin
@marcuslatrell8920
@marcuslatrell8920 2 жыл бұрын
@@elenalizabeth it was a joke relax
@elenalizabeth
@elenalizabeth 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcuslatrell8920 ok I wasn’t sure if you were just confused about what caused dry hands 🤷‍♀️
@christianmarshal6117
@christianmarshal6117 Жыл бұрын
I don’t even know how a dual family could work… I mean if we could just put the deplorable moral perspective on the back burner for a moment, how can you make something like this work from a practical pov? I mean the person could try to explain their absence as being “away on business” but that would require them to be away at least 50% of the time to divide the time they spend with either family before you factor in the amount of time they have to spend actually working in order to afford to help pay to bring up two families. Also wouldn’t it raise suspicion that he’s gone about 5 days a week but is only bringing in half the cash you would expect someone to make working 3 days a week?..
@demonrose7963
@demonrose7963 Жыл бұрын
Walmart story: I worked at Walmart a while ago. It’s an ok place to work. I worked Health/Beauty and the as a cashier. Cashiering was better. You meet a lot of interesting people working there.
@LunaDoesGacha
@LunaDoesGacha Жыл бұрын
As a person who had a chicken as a child I’m so annoyed at that last story
@lishrich
@lishrich Жыл бұрын
Second family? If even his FRIENDS think so, then you can be sure it's true. Friends don't say stuff like that for no reason. They probably KNOW and feel bad. He likely doesn't want to divorce and lose half of his assets and have to pay alimony, and he would be raked over the costs in court when Financials come into play and everyone finds out where his money goes- to his cheating lifestyle. The mom would benefit more than him.
@rinkonoki
@rinkonoki 2 жыл бұрын
Chicken Story Op will be fine. We technically have no rule about accidentally hurt animal while driving we actually can sue for our car damage if that happen. But Thai police was so corrupted it better to not get involved with them even you re on the right specifically if you are not local.
@DigitalCowboy000
@DigitalCowboy000 Жыл бұрын
In the second story the Reddit commenter who suggested that the OP's family is the second family, could be dead on.
@everglitch
@everglitch 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Chicken
@PetrisonRocha
@PetrisonRocha 2 жыл бұрын
I was in the same place as #5 at some point in my life. Honestly, the sooner you end it, the less life you waste.
@bee030888
@bee030888 2 жыл бұрын
4:31... You might be the secret family
@agentmaryland1239
@agentmaryland1239 2 жыл бұрын
The story about the boyfriend getting upset their girlfriend wasn't mad about him potentially cheating; it sounds like he just has a thing for that. He thrives off of the idea his current gf might get upset that he's being unfaithful. So when she doesn't, he just feels defeated. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up breaking it off. He clearly wants a boiling pot ready to bubble over for him. Also, the germaphobe wife wants to become a nurse? If she loses her mind over going outside and has to personally disinfect food and products brought into the house, she is not going to last very long as a nurse.
@majorasmask5523
@majorasmask5523 2 жыл бұрын
I wish they would list the games they play in the background.
@x_beatsperminute_x1232
@x_beatsperminute_x1232 Жыл бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get run over by OP.
@DigitalCowboy000
@DigitalCowboy000 Жыл бұрын
In the fourth story, to *ALL* of the Reddit commenters who are saying that it is not normal for a 26 year old to have a driver's license. There are *PLENTY* of people who have *NEVER* had a driver's license. Und there are *PLENTY* of reasons why they don't.
@kasa9884
@kasa9884 2 жыл бұрын
Having a kid in an already shaky relationship, often, if not always never improves the relationship. It just puts more strain on the couple, so that was a poor rationale on his part, unless, his logic was they have a kid and need to make it work in a 2 parent household for the child's sake. Even then it wouldn't have saved the relationship. Next, it's glaringly obvious that the wife has a form of OCD, and the reason she's struggling through nursing school is how her OCD is affecting her ability to deal with the contamination aspects that nursing students and nurses encounter in patient care. She needs a psychiatrist and therapy for the OCD and the OP and his wife needs couples therapy to help them decide what to do next.
@zero00044
@zero00044 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't get my license until I was 20 because I couldn't find a place that wanted to hire someone with no work history. Didn't need or want a job before I was 18. So my grandmother left me a small amount of life insurance and I decided to get a cheap car with it in order to help me get around to find a job. So yeah, that guy is just lazy.
@Zilkenian_Davenport
@Zilkenian_Davenport 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 34 and I don't have a driver license D: (I'm kind of afraid of cars a bit because of some stuff that happened during my childhood. Thanks dad! Also, we're not obligated to get it where I live), however, I've spend years mapping my city and the public transport in it to always know what I need to go somewhere and how long it'll be. I would never force someone to drive me somewhere.
@scottwilson3117
@scottwilson3117 Жыл бұрын
It seems that she wants you to graduate and then much of you.
@CaptPro
@CaptPro 2 жыл бұрын
In story 3 I think I have replied the same exact thing
@crimsonvoid1595
@crimsonvoid1595 9 ай бұрын
For Story #4: I don’t have a license because I have seizures and ADHD and I can’t afford to buy a car or pay for insurance so when I get together with my friends I ask my friend who can drive rather politely if he can give me a ride and I always offer to pay for gas which he says is unnecessary.
@kairimcnab1520
@kairimcnab1520 2 жыл бұрын
That whole cheating joke had happened to my sister and god she was a mess after and broke up and still is afraid of love I feel bad but I can't really help much.
@alexmarrero9156
@alexmarrero9156 2 жыл бұрын
LMFOA the title is my current situation Walmart is paying for my college diploma and I got into a accident and lost my car she recently helped her husband buy a 40000 dollar car and I asked for 15 bucks it’s a issue she has mentally oppressed me for a long time and i do t think it’s fair
@NaliTikva
@NaliTikva 2 жыл бұрын
Story with the wife and hand washing sounds like OCD :( he shouldn't divorce her, instead try to convince her to get therapy and then look for a good therapist with her, before it get's worse.
@PinkMawile
@PinkMawile 2 жыл бұрын
The car thing could have been easily solved with a making a list... Or buying a bike. I bike to work.
@mikethechristiangamer85
@mikethechristiangamer85 2 жыл бұрын
Story 4 not a jerk some people can't drive bc of reasons
@sparrow_moon1110
@sparrow_moon1110 Жыл бұрын
I dont plan on getting a drivers lisence anytime soon, Im 18, I dont have a permit and i dont want one driving, for me, is terrifying 23 is reasonable to not have a license, how he was being entitled is not
@rionandfoxy2784
@rionandfoxy2784 2 жыл бұрын
Omg homer is hallaras
@LiliaArmoury
@LiliaArmoury 2 жыл бұрын
so i don't drive and i also don't expect others to drive me places! but then my state has good public transport so i can get around on my own for the most part
@AdultWereWolfPackLeader
@AdultWereWolfPackLeader 3 ай бұрын
*scoffs* no dog gone freaking heck sherlock
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