Karen thinks I’m a “Stupid Mall Cop”... but I’m actually a real Police Officer - Reddit Podcast

[@CaptainB1994]

I got to admit I'm normally insulted by someone mocking the British accent but on this occasion I have to admit it was f***ing hilarious.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i almost laughed at his british accent.

[@Heyitsmegoku100]

°\/°

[@johnburnside7828]

I think he went to the Dick Van Dyke School for Vocal Training

[@theeeveelutionist7245]

Same honestly. I live in England and travel all around the country and I’ve never met anyone who has a stupid over the top accent. This one is kinda hilarious ngl

[@Mika_Kagehira.]

Sensitive

[@ICE-tx6hz]

His British accent sounds liking Toad from mario dying to throat cancer.

[@three5iveeight]

Fam u being rude to the mandem

[@kage2479]

Yeah because they were the last records of Toad the 302nd… R.I.P Toad the 302nd (Toad the slursayer) 1987 - 2022

[@PootisSpencerHeeyah]

Sometimes it sound like an Irish Toad dying to throat cancer

[@tjk4256]

@@three5iveeight bro thinks he’s hard 😂

[@lookatmydescription8080]

You do know he was impersonating a karen instead of somebody that eats throw up and has orange teeth right

[@stormywinters689]

I have severe insomnia, I flew out of town for my sister's wedding, I was awake 4 days straight. Worth it because I love my family

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

thats stupid

[@alexandraflores7157]

Are you ok 😂😂

[@ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP715]

Honestly, as someone who also has insomnia, I feel like I would do that if I had the chance to, but sadly, no one would invite me to their wedding

[@dogofwar6769]

Story 3: I really hate people that scam 'benifits'. I never like that when I was working, but now that I survived a brain tumor, going partially blind from it, and devolping epipecy I find myself unable to get disabilty help because the system is so overloaded.

[@camillelin4278]

>:c

[@DevMan2342]

Bro that’s really bad my best of wishes go to you

[@kat8753]

I'm sorry to hear that honestly my husband worked in a grocery store for some time and it always pi$$ed us off to see people using food stamps then loading their groceries into a brand new Lexus or BMW. Seriously, if they could afford a car like that, they don't need government assistance.

[@tjgaming9629]

Wish you well❤

[@Dark_master13244]

⭐My best of wishes to you⭐

[@perfectlyimperfect9129]

Actually just heard the mother law snooping and fade pregnancy test story yesterday on a different channel and I think it's terrible that somebody would open their house to someone else and they would start going through their stuff and blabbing whatever they see it everyone. She's a terrible person and the fact that her son didn't believe his wife is a whole other issue in my mind.

[@jtc1947]

@Perfectly....Maybe the OP needs a lock on the door to their bedroom where only SHE and Hubby have a key? What if OP or the Hubby are sterile? Poor MIL!

[@jtc1947]

@@RB-fg2sq I'm sorry but NOT exactly sure where You are coming from? My last statement concerning the MIL was in sarcasm about her being a victim IF either the Wife or Her Husband happened to be sterile. Apologies if things did not come across clearly. MIL is no way any kind of victim.

[@RB-fg2sq]

@@jtc1947 oml I am so sorry. I cannot read sarcasm. Deleting that comment rn.

[@TheRedSoulofDT]

@@jtc1947thats what I was thinking but here's the problem with that, OP's Hubby doesn't believe his mother is snooping, if there was a lock the MIL would ask Hubby for a copy and since he doesn't believe she's snooping then he may just hand her a key, then it would rinse and repeat

[@sweetkitsune9368]

The last one is the only one I disagree with people with insomnia can pass out if they don't stick to their schedule that works for them if she ended up passing out in the middle of her sister's wedding, then that would ruin the wedding anyway I don't know if hers is that extreme, but that would be a reason for her, not to 10, it is also very difficult for people with insomnia to even wake up in the first place insomnia is not just a difficulty falling asleep, it is a difficulty of sleep in general, waking up or falling asleep are both very difficult for people with insomnia sorry if this seems repetitive. I tend to repeat what I say quite a lot I did not mean to nor intend to.

[@comradegato1482]

I think it's a skill issue for the op, ESH

[@321GhostRider123]

@@comradegato1482 I disagre, insomnia is torture. I have it since i was about 16 year's old i'm now 29. Of course she could have atended to the weding at cost of her own health but why should she. Her sister now's she has insomnia so it's more like a Karen thing to get angry at a person with a medical condition that forces her to sleep over day and not night. Also she didn't say she doesen't want to atend the weding at all but just not at morning. A normal person would have said "I'm sad about that and would wish me you come at 10am but i respect your desicion and happy you come at least for the rest of the day" in my opinion.

[@legendaryQV]

Sounds like all these Karen’s either need to stop or get a reality check because their entitlement is really getting under my skin Because I haven’t seen any in where I live but that’s mainly because I don’t leave my house

[@shudere]

Lucky bastard..meanwhile my mom and sisters are all karens

[@jeancarlos-pu7ds]

@@shudere move away from them and if they need anything,say no,even if they have a problem.

[@CapnMadelyn]

They are women Expect them to be entitled and selfish

[@dylansfnafworld7917]

Story five: op is sort of a jerk might as well just sleep earlier but saying to change it for specifically YOU? JERK I HOPE THAT THE POST IS A JOKE

[@barrios67]

story 3: I feel bad for the op cause they couldn't get back the necklace, but at least that f-ed family got what they deserved

[@cursedDeku]

Hi i love your videos

[@nicoismydog]

“OH PISS OFF” AND PISSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOF! got me laughing And the second story karen sounded like mickey at one point xD

[@foxyblue8662]

I loved story 1 because I have never ever found a Karen in Britain and never seen a mall cop (I think that's a American term) so it was a nice change for once. I also liked the British accent.

[@1tz_Rav3n]

As a British person, the accent isn’t 100% accurate but it’s vey close, also I effing love it.

[@foxyblue8662]

@@1tz_Rav3n ikr

[@SamRen-db6kh]

5. Hi, insomniac here. I call BS on OP. I prepped everything days in advance for my baby brother's sunrise proposal. In the end, I just powered through 30 hours of no sleep and got through 2 more for him. My family and his fiancé know of my issue and it was a team effort of myself and my mom to keep me alert and get a micro nap here and there before. OP is just selfish to not even see a dr or make a plan.

[@Garret007]

Ty for sharing!

[@nineteen96]

I agree 100%

[@persephonegreen199x6]

I finally found one that I can agree with. Just one day for her sister and she acted all hurt just because the wedding time doesn't fit her timeline, like everyone has to adjust for her. It's not everyday that your sister gets married. She just wanted her to be there. And laughing at her sister like that means she gave no fuck whatsoever 😂

[@321GhostRider123]

I say no jerk. She said she comes later but not at 10am. So if i now my sister has sleeping problems and says she comes later that would be fine by me. I woulden't turn in to a Karen and get angry at someone for a medical condition. It's not my health, not my body and so it's not my decision. As for the laughing, i can understand that. When people that now i have sleeping problems ask me to come at a time where i'm usualy sleeping i laugh at them too and say "nope not happening, i will try to be there at xyz but earlyer is not doable". Also everyone is different, if you can deal with less sleep better than others don't expect others to deal as good as you do. It's like alcohol, just cause i can drink a bottle of Rum and i'm fine it doesen't mean others don't lie under the table after a half bottle. Maybe a bad comparision but i think people get what i mean. For me i'm rather without drinking/eating for a few day's than 1 day without sleeping.

[@multigameswithryan9215]

I love how she refuses to sit when offered but then claims that OP is hogging the table and being selfish

[@duncang8008]

The husband is throwing away the fact his mom has been snooping in her room so constantly, throw him out

[@firefox_playz7700]

For story #1 I'd just like to say that woman committed 4 different things that were illegal, being: public disturbance, threatening a law enforcement officer (the victim doesn't have to be law enforcement), Harassment to both the officer and the one worker and resisting law enforcement authority. This can be a minimum of 30 days in jail following a likely fine from the staff and could also result in a higley likely ban from either the mall or the establishment located in the mall. Thank you for reading this.

[@NathanReaper]

*the more you know* (:

[@firefox_playz7700]

@@NathanReaper yes, the more you know.

[@NathanReaper]

Just how did you know that cause like, im an enthusiast of that kind if thing and like thats like just the most in depth thing ive seen

[@firefox_playz7700]

@@NathanReaper i just like studying random things and this happened to be one of them.

[@NathanReaper]

What websites do you use to study, i cant find any good ones that are trust worthy

[@VeryOldCheese29Handle]

Story 5: You are not. You didn't force it to be a priority and straight up said no and your sister must respect that. She has known about your insomnia for years and has ignored it multiple times. I really feel bad for the op. Stay strong!

[@ravenralph123]

Nothing wrong with the OP's decision and should not apologize for that but it's really sad. I actually experience that getting an invite but have a work before my sister's wedding day and still agreed as that's my sister's special day and it's only happening once so sacrifice some sleep wasn't that bad. So working night then attending at their wedding, had a great time meeting the in-laws.

[@brandonmoore3739]

Agreed

[@lordschnett8458]

Agreed

[@jacobgibson3651]

I agree

[@blurbz05]

I don't think the OP is in the wrong, insomnia suck and I have experienced the struggle of family not understanding that once I am asleep there is no "Oh! I'll just wake up in a few hours!" it is something that can take years to make even a little difference in the sleep schedule. So in short I don't think the op is in the wrong especially since the sister and mother should know most out of everyone else that the op has insomnia

[@ancao5984]

I usually don't like people mocking other's accent, but that British accent? F*cking hilarious😂

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: People like this make me wish we'd here about an officer going overboard and the Karen getting handcuffed or tasered or something. Also, i dont know about where the OP is (england), but i know here (canada) at times, some security companies not only employ off-duty police but also have as much rights to detain someone as a police officer does. I dont know why so many people think that the "rent-a-cops" can't do anything about them. Story 2: OP isn't a jerk at all....but that Karen sure was. Don't wanna share... then you get nothing. Cranky old snag. Story 3: OP is not a jerk.. i wouldve gone further if i couldve. The aunt and cousin are among the highest levels of jerks. I feel bad that they couldn't get the necklace back. I would've told the pawn store that it was a stolen item... and maybe they could've tracked it down that way. Story 4: OP isn't a jerk... although could be a jerk move in some cases..... but the mom-in-law is a snooping jerk, and the husband is a jerk on a level too by snapping at the OP. The mom-in-law was busted, wake up bro. Story 5: I think that there's something not being told here, whether its relevant to this story or not. If the sister is getting that mad at the OP here, there's something else to it, other then just 'insomnia'. I think the OP could try to work around the schedule, but shouldn't really be required to go to anything other the the ceremony if they dont want to.

[@cristelleleigh8077]

Last Story: OP not the jerk. People have different sleeping schedules, your body decides when to sleep on its own. Like, even if I decided to sleep at an earlier time, I can't because I just can't sleep. People really be forgetting how bad insomnia is for other people, OP tried to compromise saying that she'll just attend the wedding later but the sister refused. If your sister isn't willing to compromise then it isn't really worth it. Even if it's the OP's sister's wedding, it's Op's decision whether she wants to go to the wedding or not. Again, she tried to compromise but the sister isn't willing to accept it.

[@englandrulzall]

Only a shitty person would be unable to make an effort for a one time event, but rather force the whole wedding to be catered to her. OP is an ass

[@lelysio5688]

Yeah its really infuriating. I once had a time where i just couldnt sleep because of health related issues. I was physically incapable. Ive had many broken limbs and none of it hurt more than that insomniac Period. It started off as a mild discomfort with headache, and quickly turned into torture. It was agony. People need to become more informed that insomnia isnt just "oh you have to lie down longer to start sleeping" imagine youre hungry, but physically incapable of eating, eben tho you have the food right in front of you. imagine being thirsty but being physically incapable of drinking, even tho you have the water. Not only the physical Problems that it comes with. The mental Problems as well i actually started hallucinating due to lack of sleep. Ive never done drugs, but from what ive heard people say, happens during a bad trip, i can relate through these sleep depravation hallucinations.

[@cristelleleigh8077]

@@lelysio5688 Well yeah, if they say "you just have to lay down longer to start sleeping" how long do they think a person with insomnia stares up at the ceiling?

[@lelysio5688]

@@cristelleleigh8077 i have just quoted this because its exactly what somebody told me about my condition. It was really frustrating that he behaved like it was just a minor inconvenience.

[@321GhostRider123]

Wow i didn't think i ever get to talk with people that have insomnia. I have it since about i was 15-16 and it's hell. Back when i was young (19-20) i needed to work early shift stay up 4am and come home at 2pm, i usualy got to bed at 5pm and sleept deeply straight till 4am. i needed it, if i didn't sleep that long my brain didn't function next day till at least 9am at work. And i needed a functioning brain for programming machins to mill and drill etc. I got pill's and stuff to "fix" it but nothing worked, my default sleeping time is from 4-6am to 2pm. I was in rehab. clinic for depressions that also got worse by not sleeping and they had fixed times when you needed to wake up, at 6:30am. So i was there for 4 week's and sleept about 4-5h a day. The day i came home i sleept for 24h straight. Not being able to sleep is torture. I rather would live without water/food than without sleep

[@Slytherin_Simp-]

On the last story I can kind of see where the op is coming from because I have pretty bad insomnia. I can guarantee that she wants to go but she can’t unless she wants only a few hours of sleep and it really does look as though she’s trying to make it to celebrate the engagement of her sister but I don’t necessarily see her as the jerk. (This is just my opinion I am not asking anyone to agree with me I am just stating what I see the situation is like)

[@Fiddlesticks258]

Alright Ohio moment this is the bad guys sussy gussy mustard stench

[@0PEX_]

O: Wow people are annoying and very stupid sometimes.

[@vxnvee8193]

You ain't wrong I was one of them but I learned

[@0PEX_]

@@vxnvee8193 Damn well atleast you learned

[@ruairi9109]

I’m sad the narrator didn’t know the rest of the stories were British too and continued the accent

[@kimdavis8317]

I would have asked the cousin where he purchased the necklace cause it looks just like the Grandpa's and they need to tell the police cause it was reported stolen.

[@Phoenix411th]

Omg the Karen voice is really good

[@Hoodieguy_666]

Yeah, at first it freaked me out when I first heard it in a different video, but I got used to it. 😊

[@parzivalalchema5870]

"oh piss euf!" "piss owf!" that had me dying

[@firewing5592]

Story 1: Karen is a Karen for sure, but it’s the American in my that I find it annoying that a cop would arrest someone for sayings bad word. But stupid games and stupid prizes and all

[@ameame32]

Story 3 gotta say we went to the "Didn't do anything path just showed the lawyer the documents" and somehow we got everything my step-grandmother stole from grandpa (whose lands are in dad's name he did that before he died but dad was too busy but still paying the taxes) but I feel bad for the companies that bought land from her coz they had lost so much in that one moment but then she she was destroyed financially even her kids which are my aunts and uncles who were so kind to us and yeah we did help them pay em all tho

[@NeoArashi]

Last story: OP was definitely a jerk. I went to my brother's wedding at a city that's 3 hours away, while working night shifts and having a single night off to attend to it. On top of that, I have sleeping problems (though not as bad as OP's insomnia) and I was fresh out of a relationship (my ex had broken up only 3 days prior to the wedding) So I was sad, depressed and tired, and yet, I happily bought some train tickets to go to where he lives, because I knew it would mean the world to him to see his entire family (me, our parents, our half-sister) to his wedding. This was HIS big moment, and I felt he deserved to be hapoy, even if it meant that I would be even more tired than I usually am.

[@spoog59]

Totally agree, i actually struggled with insomnia in college and somtimes would be up 2-3 days but i still made a effort to travel to my family on holidays and see them. I still have issues with insomnia to this day and some days i can only sleep 4 hours or wake up every 30 minutes but i still refuse to sleep till the afternoon no matter how tired i am.

[@joshmuniz8280]

I actually can understand both sides tho in the story. Yes the op should go but there might be a reason for them not wanting to go, they never really explained the relationship between there sister and them. Yes its the sisters big day but for some waking up at that time would be near impossible, then as the narrator said staying awake all night just to do so if iffy for me. The op already has a bad sleeping schedule so staying up all day will make it worse for them. People say family comes first no that is a lie the only one to come first in your life is yourself. No one else in this world will make the same prints in the sand you do. Staying up for a long period of time is bad for health and the mind set. It might be a family members big day and they tried to compromise with the sister to at least show up. Family is important but taking care of yourself is more important in the end. Op not a jerk for me cuz they tried to talk and work something out!

[@viviennemorgan7217]

but hannah and op could talk to each other.

[@joshmuniz8280]

@@viviennemorgan7217 Just because they talk does not mean they are close in any way shape or form.

[@tylergartner4069]

It's not always that simple I understand where op is coming from as I also suffer from extreme sleep issues growing up I was forced to suck it up and attend gatherings. Trying to drastically alter a barely functional and unhealthy sleep cycle in that way does more then cause you to feel more tired than usual it leaves you in an almost delirious state throughout the day. If you struggle with other mental issues like social anxiety or depression they can become heightened extremely by a shift in sleep schedule making something like a wedding or social gathering is almost crippling to attend. As an adult the last time I had a social gathering to attend I needed to book a week off work so I could have adequate time to adjust to the lack of sleep and be able to catch up on sleep so I can return to work capable of working. Not everyone can do that so I can understand the difficulty op could be facing where while they likely want to attend they can't mentally justify doing so and risking impacting their job performance as I know it's not easy to find a good job that fits within a abnormal sleep schedule.

[@mountain6131]

now, how dumb do you feel doing these stupidly accurate karen voiceovers? 😂😂😂😂

[@Vallderius]

The story of the evil aunt and all of that remind me of a story that happened not to long ago. Unfortunately it’s a second hand story that my grandfather has told me. Basically, my grandparents live now at the city, but my grandpa is from a small town where his sister, nephews and nieces still live, and the thing is, that him, being the only boy between three siblings got the family house (his sister got her aunt’s house and I don’t really know about the other sister). My grandpa used to go to the town almost every two months and spend a week there, as he also has some terrains with olive-trees and has a deal with an olive-oil maker in the area, so basically, he used to go pretty often. But now he doesn’t drive anymore, and only goes with a family friend and spend less time there, so when he arrives he wants to have the house prepared so he won’t have time to clean it up and all of that. Usually he hires someone to go and clean it up, but the last time something happened. It looks like the lady that went there smoked and in some way set in fire the first floor of the house (for context, the house was made entirely of wood). The firefighters managed to put out the fire but the damage was already done. Then my grandfather asked his sister if she knew anyone in the town who he could hire to repair it, and she said that there was only one person in the entire town who was in any way qualified to do it, as he was the only builder(? there. So my grandpa contacted him and it looked like he was a really good friend of my grandfather’s nephew and that he was willing to do it. The next thing my grandfather knew was that, yeah, the damage was repaired, but some old furniture disappeared. He was angry but thought that maybe it was damaged and couldn’t be saved, so let it be. When he went again more furniture had disappeared and in that moment he went mad. He asked his sister about it, but she didn’t knew anything and told him to talk to her son because he was the one with his spare keys. I don’t really know what my uncle said to my grandpa, but he was not happy. He told my uncle to never let his friend close to his (my grandfather’s) house again and return to the city. He has gone there many times since then and all seemed okay, but last time he went my great grandmother’s centennial rocking chair disappeared. He went to his sister again and told her that his excuse of a son and his friend have been robbing his family’s legacy. My grand aunt(? was angry with my uncle but also tried to explain that he was going through a really bad divorce and he was not in the mental condition to be confronted for it. Then my grandpa returned to the city and hasn’t gone again there. He has changed the locks and only him and his child have the keys. That’s basically where it ends and it makes me so mad that he didn’t do anything about it, but when I told him he just said that the guy had robbed to half of the town and that the cops have not done anything towards it and that he doesn’t want to get into any mess. He also said that as it is now, he has no nephew and that he prefers to not talk to him or even see his face for the rest of his live. I’m so frustrated about it and I wish that I could do anything, but I’m just a kid and I don’t have nothing to do with that problem

[@tezzle69]

what if it is the story

[@andrewisafrienda]

When he said “oh piss off” he sounded like the terminator scene, you know “get to the chopper!” 😂

[@shubhamkaushik9644]

In last story, OP is 100% jerk! How awful of sibling you gotta be to not attend your sister's wedding and how entitled you have to be to believe that the bride will change the timings for one person who is being a massive self centred kid

[@nineteen96]

Literally. OP seems like a selfish pos.

[@shubhamkaushik9644]

@@nineteen96 Exactly, if your sibling is getting married then you put such trivial things aside and be there for them instead of being so selfish. And OP even had the audacity to ask her to change the timings and get mad when she was declined

[@sashaharvest]

No, OP is not a jeck. People don't of the 9-5 work that OP have to go to after the wedding. Is not good for her health. Let's say she sleeps at 6am and wake up at 9am. And she will be awake for 20+ hrs until she gets home to sleep the next day. And this will damage her performance at work as well as she drives which will be dangerous.

[@shubhamkaushik9644]

@@sashaharvest You can adjust your sleep schedule for a day and driving is not necessary and neither was it implied that OP drives. Train, Cab and lift from her parents can be an option as well. And what kind of sibling wouldn't attend the wedding of another sibling and then have the audacity to tell them to change the timings because it doesn't align with their sleeping schedule. You got to be an awful sibling if you can't sacrifice one day's sleep to be there for your brother/sister's biggest day.

[@KC-nx8ol]

@@shubhamkaushik9644 OP didn't ask her sister to change the times. OP asked if she could go to the after party and sister wanted her there at the wedding. to me it depends on how bad her insomnia is. If it's just one of those deals where she'll feel like shit for the day after while she stays up to try to get her sleep schedule back on track then yes she should just grit her teeth and deal with it. but if OP has a snippy attitude at the wedding then sister doesn't get to get mad about it cause that's what sister is gonna have to deal with forcing OP to go outside her sleep schedule for her. BUT! if it's one of the more intense versions of insomnia where OP could literally (for example) pass out and faceplant to the ground out of nowhere or faceplant onto a fork in the middle of eating without the proper amount of sleep then sister is the jerk because she's risking her siblings safety just because she doesn't want to compromise. Just because sister is getting married doesn't mean that everyone is suddenly her slave and it's her way or the highway.

[@uninice4506]

oH piSS oFf (I'm dying)

[@nguyenhuymanh1459]

Story3: the moment karen said she wanted the whole table for her family, I would have said :"I do not give a fuck if your whole family freeze to death outside, and u want me to give my seat to you?"

[@ANDPEGGY-1]

Imagine working so hard and going through so much training to be a cop only to be called a much less relevant mall cop

[@Idontfrickwatetmelons]

Bro the voices get me every time 😭😭💀💀💀

[@Nuclei_Breaddo4]

Now this is *PEAK* content here.

[@marykinnick3865]

Story #5, you may be the jerk in this one... If you cannot forgo 1 afternoon of sleep for your sisters "big day" you are making it about YOU... Sorry from someone who has suffered from insomnia over the years, and the fact that I didn't even like my sisters growing up, I'd have made that sacrifice..

[@Bone_Incidents]

Karen’s aren’t going to stop acting like this until something puts them back in reality, maybe we need another strand of COVID.

[@vxnvee8193]

Probably the one that terminates Karens

[@scruffylookingNerfherder5742]

@@vxnvee8193 China really needs to start working on that.

[@rekmeerdink7288]

whelp no we just need a vires that happen when your a karen haha

[@Bone_Incidents]

@@rekmeerdink7288 true

[@aryajpegasus]

last story: I think the OP has pent up aggression from the previous times her sis disturbed her and is unloading it all unknowingly here

[@theeternal6890]

*I would have liked the cop to atleast take her to the police station to make her feel she is really getting arrested then to leave her so that she gets a good lesson.*

[@fakecreepypastafan5776]

Story 1: This Karen is really whining about sauce on a sandwich 🥪 me personally, I don't really care if there's sauce or not. Food is food

[@kittyazzzie]

In story three why didn't they have them arrested for thievery, trespassing and selling herb?

[@ecernosoft3096]

Story 1: I couldn't help but laugh the whole time at the stupidness of the Karen.

[@marykinnick3865]

Story #3 sounds like my family... A bunch of lazy ass' who sit on their ass' and collect disability... Trust me 3 of 4 of my sisters are perfectly healthy enough to get a job... I married a good man who works himself to the bone every day and who actually has a reason to apply for disability (stage 4 C.O.P.D.) but refuses to until he can no longer work or breath at all, and they think he is the pos... I haven't spoken to any of them since 9/2016 after momma passed away... NO need for false pretenses to appease momma... Wash your hands and be happy with your life, NOBODY needs that aggravation in their lives...

[@phobiawitch835]

Story 5: I definitely agree that OP is the jerk since they are making a LOT of excuses for why they shouldn’t go. “Oh, I work freelance at weird hours. Oh, I have Insomnia. Oh, I want her to apologize first.” It’s just excuses. The only thing I will disagree with is the idea that people working 9-5 would be willing to get up and go at 2am to events. I often work that myself on the weekends (my shifts start at 5pm, and end anywhere from 11:30 to 1:30, depending on the customers, how busy we were, and other factors). My family will then make plans to go out anywhere from 8-10am for a trip out of town, or to go get breakfast/brunch. I want to go to those, but it’s rare I actually get to because I’m incapable of waking up on time, getting ready so esrly, or sometimes am in pain still from my job. That’s about all I disagree with in the end.

[@cleonasedai]

I think the 9-5 people would be willing to arrange it for something like a wedding, where you have months of advance notice and therefore can arrange time off as needed. Eta: it would suck, but if it was a family member, I'd still want to be there

[@worldspam5682]

So, you at first part saying that op is a jerk, but in the second part say that it's normal for people with not normal working time could not go to events at such time. And yes, insomnia is a thing and it's hard to reschedule your sleep time once you break it. And the work was such to fit sleep schedule. It's not another excuse. In addition op said that it was possible to get there at the after-party. I'm currently writing it at 7:26 am before fall asleep to wake up feeling like shit at 12. This is an addictive thing.

[@Im_SuperNova]

STORY 1: Not a jerk bro just did his job against a karen

[@vxnvee8193]

Damn based off the title the karen needs a reality check Second story karen sounds like she about to power up Third story its a situation where both sides lose, but one side loses less than the other Final story honestly the op is not really a jerk but acts like it. Putting your time over a special ceremony for your family is just stupid

[@vxnvee8193]

The karen next time is gonna be like "I wAnT mY tEa AnD crUMpetSS!!!!!"

[@WiseCatMaster]

I think he just insulted almost every British person with the way he pronounced Argos 5:36

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

And Debenhams!

[@TheNyxmaster]

Last story : The OP actually thinking that her sister should have planned her weeding according to her sleeping habits is unreal to me : if you are that crazy, you place isn't at any wedding, but in an psychiatric institution!

[@BORNAMAC]

story 3: I feel like a lot of people would commit 2nd degree murder(With intent but without premeditation)because of that, which makes me feel kind of bad. also CB94 had a funny comment lol

[@Thedragonlover95]

The first story karen, sounds like a more English speaking Gruntilda XD

[@amberkat8147]

Story 3- I can;t say what I'd want to do, as it would be highly illegal.

[@TwigLikesCoffee]

Story 3: tbh, the evil family deserves it, they stole the granddad's stuff and sold them for stuff. I even feel bad because of the necklace. It was the most special thing the granddad has and now it's sold because of a bunch of useless things D:

[@thevalorousdong7675]

Last story- Insomnia is no excuse with how many sleep aids are available these days. I have bad Insomnia, i still function. Judging by the dismissive attitude, OP wasn't planning to go anyways and is using "wah I'm tired" as an excuse.

[@melchardcaranto4675]

2:31 LOL

[@ayanitemarifrancisco9333]

bro the last story is honestly understandable for me so maybe I'm a jerk like her Jerk but I'm on the jerk's side Do hear me out first ever since I hit puberty my self I been sleeping at *10pm to 6am or not sleeping at all and waking up at 1am to 2pm* and I *VERY MUCH* cant control it, alarm clocks *WONT* work on me even if it was a siren for a natural disasters? yeah no that wont work on me either I'm a DEEP sleeper and I mean *DEEP DEEP* and if I don't get my sleep properly ill end up with a even more botched or messed up sleeping schedule, I understand it was the sisters wedding but it isn't OP's there was also mentioning of the sister trying to force the OP to wake up which isn't good for people like us, for me if I'm forced to wake up I could very much be mad enough to plan murder (mostly joking about the murder part but id be pissed). I'm not a person who likes to be woken up for events that don't matter to me very much family events I mean they do matter but if I'm talking about uncles and aunts I never even meet then you expect me to know there entire history?- I'm very much an introverted person so I would be GLAD to not attend any wedding but since its the sisters I don't know. Also I just noticed this, the part *"10pm to 6am and waking up at 1am to 2pm"* don't sound bad but its because I mean like sleep at 10pm and wake up at 1am example of this is yesterday when I slept at 12midnight but woke up at 2am and was unable to sleep again. But I am a type of person who prefers to do thing's alone and work more then fall into some useless marriage that could end up a failure. So maybe this could be why I side with the OP even though it was a Jerkish move

[@v.crowley]

The benefits fraud one... pisses me off.. im disabled.. i get 1300 in disability payments... (average rent in my state is 1500 at the lowest)- im staying with a friends family for $1000 a month.. my food stamps amount is $28 ... its ridiculous what these scammers can get away with

[@justinterested5819]

Last Story: No one should be guilt tripped in doing something that they dont want/cant do. And most People with a 9-5 Job would call her indeed crazy to make it at 2 AM (Guess sister wouldnt come when OP did this.) There are also People that work longer than that.

[@kaylizzie7890]

Story 5: I agree that OP is being kind of a jerk. She’s expecting her sister to arrange HER wedding around OP’s disordered sleep schedule. If OP really wanted to attend her sister’s wedding, she would lose sleep for it. Lots of people get up at inconvenient times to attend important events. It’s one day, she’ll live.

[@Kj_Chisom]

Yeah she will live, but the OP does not want her sister to "arrange the wedding around her sleep schedule" she just wanted to attend the afternoon party not the after-party. Then the sister started screaming at the OP who is struggling with insomnia. Your acting as if the OP didn't even want to attend in the first place, the OP did but was off-put by how aggrivated the sister got about the fact that the OP couldn't attend a much later party

[@Kj_Chisom]

also saying "sHe wiLl LiVe" is completely ignoring the fact that her sleep schedule is already very poor yet she is trying to work with it to still support her sister. Honestly Just use your brain and understand that the OP isnt the jerk the sister is

[@AlphaGametauri]

You have no idea what Insomnia is like do you? It's not just a bad sleep schedule, in severe cased you can be super tired, but you can't sleep. AT ALL

[@thevalorousdong7675]

​@@AlphaGametauri Take a damn benadryl before bed then. I got horrible insomnia. There's so many sleep aids out there that There's zero excuse.

[@AlphaGametauri]

@@thevalorousdong7675 Another person who thinks a pill solves all the worlds problems. Not everyone is like you.

[@DarkHeartTheEmo]

In the last story not the jerk apparently everyone is ignoring the fact that the OP surfer from insomnia, I don't think people are aware who bad that is, when I was in school I have to wake at 7:00 AM to be at school at 8:00 AM, I went to sleep at 11:00 PM but couldn't sleep not even a minute, now my school we work it electronics and stuff, my first class that day was that one, I blew 3 fuses that day, I had what I have to do in front of me, but because I didn't sleep I could read it right, insomnias are the wrost, for me was bad for a day, now think what it does to someone that happen more regularly, she isn't the jerk, because her condicion prevent from doing it, she said she want to go, but because of the insomnias she can't.

[@Reils-LAZ]

Story 1 we have a lot of speeders i love the cops in England story 1 not a jerk nice lads but some aren't but my sister is famous at our closest poilce station for worng reasons

[@Muradzik]

Last story. Some ppl are way to stupid to accept concept of ppl working/living on different time schedule. When i worked night shift ppl often said i am lazy coz i sleept till 2-3 pm and should get up ealier. Simple explenation that i sleep 7-8 hours per day like they do but not at night wouldnt get to them. It was always frustrating and at some point i just started to ignore those ppl and cut contacts.

[@kittyazzzie]

In story 4 I agree with the girl, THE MOM WAS A COMPLETE JERK AND HER HUSBAND WASNT FAR OFF

[@zeborred7033]

For the last story, I feel that it could be roughed out to go to the wedding but I understand why the op would not want to. I think it’s perfectly reasonable to arrive later or at least try to arrive a bit earlier

[@scrubaatividya]

it wouldnt be possible at all to just "rough it out" dude, shes going to bed at 7 or 8am and the wedding starts at around 10 with the ceremony at noon (12), no one is ever going to go to an event with only 2 hours of sleep and expect to survive the day without passing out or hurting themselves, her not going is better than actually going at all at that point because she'll just be tired and passing out and the way these people act about her i wouldnt be surprised if they would start gossiping and acting like her "passing out" is just trying to get attention and take away from her sisters big day so arriving to the afterparty was reasonable as she wouldve actually ya know had plenty of sleep at that point? but even ariving earlier is impossible because again not enough sleep, if she arrived for the ceremony at minimum thats 3 to 3 1/2 hours of sleep which isnt much better

[@zeborred7033]

@@scrubaatividya I see what you mean but I’ve done that kinda stuff with not much sleep but I see ur point

[@ColorsGlow]

I would not go. Sleep deprivation is serious. The family knows this. Sometimes it’s just not possible

[@jtorres210jt]

I don't know man. There's a lot of people who sleep the exact opposite of others. And this OP has an actual medical disorder for their sleeping habits. I used to work grave yard shift and it pissed me off when someone was being so loud making breakfast doing their day like without a care in the world. But if I wanna wash my clothes at the late of night or make myself something to eat, I'm the bad guy and it's not the same. I can understand about op feel about the time not being important as anyone else's.

[@kaikosolano8172]

what's wrong with sharing tables? last month I got a steam deck, I was so exicited I booted it up but it took forever installing for the first time so I went to the food court to find a seat but it's lunch time so what do you expect? there was a table for 6 but only 3 were occupied, husband, wife and their son. I gestured by pointing at an empty seat. the dad nodded, I sat down and proceeded doing my thing. I did not buy anything from the food court, they had the right to refuse but they still let me sit. kid saw my steam deck and asked questions, I answered back and had a nice convo about games. the update finished, I put the console to sleep, got up and thank them for letting me sit. no toxicity, everyone had a good time. was that really hard?

[@KiiXii]

4:35 oh, we don’t really do tips in England, Oh sos forgot me’ accent a’ ome’.

[@firefox_playz7700]

what they mean by you don't have anything to say etc etc. is: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?

[@London_J]

In the first story, considering you are a full police constable, you simlly performed your duties and Quickly resolved it.

[@unpoopable47]

im from britan and i didn't like the stereotypical British accent you could've just used a soundboard but to be fair it was hilarious kep up the good work and providing us with great content time and time again

[@masterhero200]

Oh yah today on our animal Channel here we see a wild Karen going around to hunt her prey

[@lauramiller7690]

I choose suffer from insomnia and know what it's like when somebody calls me at 8:00 a.m. and acts like oh are you still sleeping when I didn't get to sleep till 6:30 but on the other hand I have stayed up or gotten up with an hour or two sleep to do things when they are important to me it seems like both parties are being a little bit of a jerk the sister could have taken into consideration and made things a little later breakfast the day of the wedding is not always traditional and the op could make enough for concerted effort to get up a little earlier I can see maybe missing the breakfast but being there for the wedding

[@elpicox1011]

I have a very bad insomnia since I was born and I assure you all I would go to the wedding regardless of what happens She is a complete jerk

[@bookvee]

for the wedding story, I have never heard of a wedding brunch. that sounds like someting arranged just to be annoying.

[@jacelewis855]

story #5 not a jerk, Its not the op's fault that she has insomnia as stated in the story she said that she had really bad insomnia since puberty, so if its a time where she cant go to the wedding then she cant go, even if she were to go to make her sister happy she would most likely end up sleeping at the wedding which would probably make the sister even more mad that she showed up just to sleep and would make the situation bigger

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

The last story: If OP can't attend the wedding due to her sleep schedule, then she'll have to miss it the wedding. But to tell her sister to change the time of her wedding to accommodate the OP's sleep schedule isn't appropriate or the best way to handle this. Sure OP can suggest they change the time, but if the couple wants/needs the wedding to be on a specific day and time, then that's what they should do. The other option is for OP to find a way to attend if they can't change the day/time. If OP can't attend the wedding, the sister shouldn't make her feel guilty of missing it. As someone with severe disabilities, I don't expect people to work around me. If I can attend an event, I will do my best but sometimes I have to miss them due to my own health issues. My health and medical needs comes first to me, but it doesn't mean it comes first to everyone else.

[@Clockthattea-n1e]

The OP only said this after asking their sister if they can show up later. In my opinion NTA because they tried to compromise

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

@@Clockthattea-n1e It's still isn't OP's place to tell her sister to work around her sleep schedule for her to attend. If she chooses not to go due to her sleep schedule or show up late, she'll need to deal with the consequence of her actions. This is the same as someone working third shift and being invited to attend an event that is scheduled during the time they are normally asleep. They will either choose to try to make it work and attend or skip the event. They don't tell people who are planning the event to work around their sleep schedule.

[@nineteen96]

It's a sleep schedule. Not a frickin dialysis diet. She can work around it. If she doesn't want to do that then it makes her a jerk and a shit sister.

[@dylansfnafworld7917]

Forth story: their both jerks don't snoop around your sons room with their wife and the op you gave her false hope come on

[@SenseiRaisen]

I think is not the "give false hope". YEAH! it was a jerk move, but ... sometimes you need to be a jerk to prove what other jerks does to you. People should stop to be be "nicely" when people that MIL abuse of their power too. If i was OP i would beat the crap out of the MIL right there and then. The husband also need a beat up too for been a mama's boy instead of support his wife.

[@TheDarkLink7]

The story about the family stealing the grand dad stuff and pawning the necklace. Honestly......... why stop there?

[@achiblitz_]

As a British person, that accent was nowhere near and absolutely hilarious 😂

[@jasontodd8071]

It reminded me of a Monty Python voice! 😁😊

[@pklegoboy9199]

Story 1: why do people make fun of england when we created the english language?

[@ethanrudy7161]

I have really bad insomnia myself and I still made it to my sisters wedding even though I had to get up early

[@ElizaArta]

Why do I have such a boring life unlike these stories! Like share the interesting life!

[@Fleshdothboiled]

Its always funny when Americans do British accents. Heh.

[@eric98292]

I like how he didn't even bother commenting on story 2 lol. Obviously the OP NTJ and the Karen is full jerk.

[@avikmanna0348]

The voice acting kept getting wilder and wilder 😂😂😂😂😂 Nice job tho..... 😂😂😂

[@boyobojang1252]

Story one: just a little detail but in the UK you don't usually tip

[@ibrahimaaly4206]

story 5: my first time in a while i thought the op was kinda a jerk

[@imtotallynotayoutubechannel]

I like the part at 56:00 (btw it’s just a joke)

[@Just-a-normal-guy-yt]

I love how you made a British accent for the first story

[@catherinestrifler6656]

I have a similar sleep schedule and I would do the same so I feel

[@PaTrIcK-ey3uu]

:)

[@greaterplayz7721]

This video is just a reminder that I can’t do the accent

[@dylansfnafworld7917]

Who just acts like mall cops aren't still COPS they can kick you out or ban you this Karen is crazy over a sandwich?!??

[@eurafrican85]

Why do so many people especially in America measure someone's worth as a person by the type of job they have? It sounds like a malicious question but I really want to know how that works

[@Reils-LAZ]

And British Karen's are funny

[@ninjabean285]

British Karen voice A masterpiece